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  • The funniest part was when he said "but he's not Judge Judy and executioner!"

  • "And...advanced cycling."

  • Yarp.

  • @ejl1000 ....narp?

  • Pbbthh. Jog on.

  • You're off the fucking chain!

  • YOU CHEEKY FUCKER

  • "Nothing like a bit of girl-on-girl"

  • "C'mon, when are we going to see proper action and shit?"

    "This job isn't about proper action. Or shit."

  • yeah cause we alllllll sell apples round 'ere don't we? (extreme sarcasm)

    your dad sells apple's doesnt he?

    (nods) and raspberries

  • Well the way i see it it's all for the greater good..

  • @Chrisgamee THE GREATER GOOD

  • Was the swan here?

  • Narp...

    

  • YOU CHEEKY FUCKER! lmfaooo

  • @SouljahsMarching your fucking stupid

  • @Zachattack899 Immaturity and ignorance at it's best....

  • @SouljahsMarching I fucked your sister so hard she got down syndrome

  • @CedarPointDoWork Son, it is ok to be angry. I love you... come here and give me a hug.

  • @SouljahsMarching You wanna play tie up tommy with me?

  • @Zachattack899 Oi, chill out you fucking skank, dont need your retarded kind showing you ACTUALLY exist now, go back to wherever you came from

  • My favorite is

    -Andy takes a drink of his pint-

    "You gotta mustache"

    "...I Know..."

  • "wanna be a big man in a small town, fuck off up the model village!"

  • My favourIte is "NAHIT'SALOADAJUNK!!!! (lol, had to add that to dictionary!)

  • How?

  • YOU CHEEKY FUCK

  • ''wat are ye thinkin'' ''cornetto & a pint!!''

    

  • minister:oh fuck off grasshopper. danny:fires shotgun at minister. minister:oh jesus christ

  • Supercop. Meet the cop that can't be stopped.

  • @vvvulpix read that in his voice

  • my fave is:

    "Whats your name?"

    "Peter Ian Staker"

    "Pis Taker come on!"

  • proper action

  • It's testement to how many times I've seen this film that at the end of this scene I had to physically restrain myself from shouting "DANNY!"

  • "Is it true that there is a place in a man's head, that if you shoot it, it will blow up?"

  • "you've..got a moustache"

    ".......I KNOW."

  • 'your a doctor, deal with it!'

    'Yeah mother fuckeeeeeer'

  • pahahaa, proper love the andys :L<3

  • "fuck off grass hopper"

  • "Everybody and their mums is packin round here"

    "Like who?"

    "Farmers"

    "Who else?"

    "Farmers mums"

  • Andy 1 : "ARGH ANDY!!!"

    Andy 2 : "It's alright Andy.... It's just bolognese!"

  • that's the funniest part...

  • YOU CHEEKY FUCKER! XD

    Why do I love that line?

  • @FantasmaLuna Because he says it perfectly

  • OH DIRTY BASTARD.....

  • Many ....many.....many funnier parts.

  • Yarp!

  • CHEEKY FUCKER Ha.

  • You forgot the part when the last member of the NWA shoots Butternam and then we think he's dead HAHAHAHAH THAT IS SO FUNNY EDGAR WRIGHT PLEASE KEEP PRETENDING TO KILL YOUR CHARACTERS

  • 0:07 AHÖ

  • yarp

  • @Keith459001 ... Narp?

  • I thought the bin throw was the most random but funniest bit in the film haha

  • Wait!

    ur saying this wasnt a accident .... ?

  • no, the funniest bit was when the guy said fuck off grasshopper.

  • 0:09 lol

  • so fucking true!

  • typical English silliness

  • no luck catchin them killers then? lol

  • 0:07 you've got red on you

  • urm. no it isn't

  • Strange, this claims to be the funniest part of Hot Fuzz, and yet there were no old women getting kicked in the face...

  • SWAN!

  • tit e muta fuka lol

  • Haha i love when they throw the random bin haha

  • i'd fuck doris

  • 'You mothers'.

  • "You've got a mustache." "I know.."

  • Everyone & thier mums is packing round ere..

    Like who?

    Farmers...

    Who else?..

    Farmers Mums.

  • "The swan's escaped, right... and who might you be?"

    "Mr. Staker, yeah... Mr. Peter Ian Staker. "

    "P.I Staker? Right! "Piss Taker!" Come on!"

    ...

    "OK, Mr. Staker... "

  • YARP

  • wanna be a big cop in a small town...fuck off up the model village!

  • keep pressing 4 its so funny

  • @FilmerJunior pressing 5 is funnier :)

  • If you think that is the funniest part of the movie then you need to get your brain checked.

  • Wait..... what the fuck just happened?

  • When's your birthday?

    Uhh-uhh-u-

    OUT!

  • oops! they forgot to put the coin in the swear box!

  • ~every farmer and their mums are packing 'round 'ere

    ~like who?

    ~farmers

    ~farmer's mums

  • "You, whens your birthday?"

    "uhh... 22nd... february?"

    "What year?"

    "Everryyy year."

    "OUT."

  • You cheeky fucker!!!!!

  • you aint seen Bad Boys 2 ?

  • I wanna give her a minight gobble, give her all my manpower and maybe a lil girl on girl later with doris

  • I like the bit where the farmer has a shitload of weapons that are then confiscated in the evidence room and then the evidence room is str

  • @TheNfsmadboy ,

    I cant remember the code oh its 999 how silly of me..

  • "You cheecky fucker"

    Gotta love Simon Pegg :D

  • Doris is Hot!!!

  • @OhmBassBubba

    and funny

  • "nothin like a bit off girl on girl"

  • He forgot about his skid marks.

  • I likes a midnight gobble...

    ...cark

  • @SoLongFutureBoy

    Its actually cock fyi

  • best part is fuck ugly.

  • @sugangamer

    "Coz he's fuck ugly.."

  • @rachel11smith YESS!!! That was the best part!

  • @lordtufty

    cheers XD

  • I love pressing 5 repeatedly when watching this.

  • @beegee7730 Lol, I did it as well. Someone needs to do a video of that.

  • This is almost how it is in my engineering school xD

  • LMAO-Love this movie

  • i just rewatched this awesome muvi

  • its not the funniest because of what happens right after

  • @Buckleofbelt lolwut?

  • LMFAO!!

  • "To blokes, and a fuck load of cutelry

  • "yeah... 'cause we all sell apples round 'ere!"

    "you're dad sells apples Andy!"

    "... and rasberries!!"

  • @RyanMurray93 My favorite line in this movie. So good.

  • "Ginny, I'm moving away"

    "Well I'm not Ginny..."

    I laughed so hard at that the first time I saw it. That, and "Narp....?

  • My favourite part: Granny scissor kicked in face.

  • Makes me wanna re-watch the film O.o

  • PFFFFFFFFFFFF JOG ON!

  • Murder murder murder change the fucking record. Lol.

  • you cheecky fucker!

  • "you got a musache."

    "...I know"

  • My favorite part is when they're having an argument and keep putting coins in the swear box so they can keep arguing...LOL

  • i just saw this movie on TV! pretty cool now im goin to bed! XD

  • My favourite bit is as follows:

    Sergeant Angel..

    The Swans escaped

    Where from?

    The Castle.

    And who might you be?

    Mr. P.I. Staker.

    P.I. Staker? Pis Taker! Come on!

  • Too bad they all blow up after this. They get better, though.

  • Lesley Tiller was fucking murdered!

  • mine its youv got a mustache "INOO"

  • Let's roll Danny.

    What you thinkin'?

    *puts on sunglasses*

    Pub?

  • What the situation?

    Two blokes and a fuck load of cutlery!

  • "I don't know nothin about no skelington"

  • How is this the best part? Best parts are the fence scene and "...Cause he's fuck ugly"

  • not the best part...still funny as hell=D

  • "Andys what's the situation?"

    "Two chefs and a fuck load of cutlery!"

  • This video is all about the greater good

  • "YOUR OFF THE FUCKING CHAIN!" XD

  • @XXMissCozzieXX At was is it? Sorry I'm German >.<

  • @MrsGaryBarlow4 He doesn't say it in this clip..

  • @DoctorOblivionLP I know! I want to know at what in the movie he say this.

  • whens your birthday?

    nerdy kid: (high pitched uncertain squeel)

  • There's no muuurder

  • my favourite part is PLUHHHHHHH JOG ON! :)

  • there was the bit that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddly monkey then I said "play time's over" and I hit him in the head with the peace lily

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  • My favorite scene: "When's your birthday??" "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah?!?!?" "GET OUT!!!!"

  • @MJSpiderman7116 22nd of febuary

    What year?

    Every year!

    GET OUT

  • WHATS SO FUNNY .. NOBODY TELLS ME NOTHING LOLLOLOLOOLOO

  • you've got a mustache.......

    i know.

  • my favourite part was when danny failed at jumping those fences!

  • "Its all for the greater good"

    "the greater go-

    "SHUT IT"

  • Cool movie? Yarp.

  • My favorite film =]

  • The funniest part is when the guy says: Spent devoted to the refrigarator and gets kill by an oven"

  • yay 31 ppl gave me thumbs up

  • @ChaoticChicken1

    32. You are wrong.

  • @antifascist1

    fail, it was 31 when i posted that comment

  • @ChaoticChicken1

    33. you fail even harder.

  • @antifascist1

    no, you fail in the first place, dont you understand when i posted, "yay 31 ppl gave me thumbs up" there were 31, when you posted there were 32 and now 33, i wasnt wrong, none of us are

    but ur just being retarded about it, its not difficult to understand

  • @ChaoticChicken1

    It's called sarcasm.

  • You've got a mustache...

    I know.

  • Peter Ian Staker

    P.I.Staker

    Piss Taker

  • @iGrizzliestBear COME ON

  • "Dirty Bastard" lol

  • See how the Andys hit Nicholas with the wastebasket? It means they've accepted him! Abuse is just how they show their love!

  • I am quite fond of the "Nothing like a bit of girl-on-girl" moment.

  • its for the greater good

  • The best line: "Did you say 'cool off?'"

  • cheeky fucker

  • This movie inspired me to want to be a policemanofficer!

  • @fartdum123 Let's try to call Aaron A. Aaronson shall we?

  • YOU CHEEKY FUCKER! lol

  • *Sips drink*

    "You..You've got a moustache.."

    "I know!"

  • Some people like that guy just don't have a decent sense of humour! Even if it wasn't funny, it is still a bloody good film!

  • Doris is cool :)

  • notice how at the end they are all wearing stab vests, i think thats a nice touch by the director.

  • Pegg's got red on him...

  • @Gwaihir15 wrong movie dude

  • Snatch was made by Guy Ritchie, Who is English.

  • 0:08 XD

  • They Films are amazin!

    there making a new one! (:

    " end of the world " or something :D

    so Fuck You!

  • @mraj1271 You should stop making comments before you get piled by people... BITCH!

  • That coppers in dead mans shoes. That films amazin!

  • mentelgen

  • my fav scene is the BY THE MIGHT OF GREYSKULL thing ! :D:D:D

  • fukin hell XD dats toooooo funy