Jon Lajoie Live Stand up comedy Calgary

[cptnbennett]

Ok, this is weird. This video is coming up as some Ron Paul video for me, but apparently not to everyone else.

[randomusername987]

Is this the guy that drew a dick on his stomach as a part of a joke? Please help!

[ceibensworkshop]

Come back to the states... Miss being able to see u last time you came...Austin tx.

[puppas69]

what the last joke mean?

[3596fergo]

"... and i was like booyaaa!" xD

[mellowjello28]

I died at the last joke. "oh u said bracelet I thought u said hv sex with ur dad"

[Jaytee1805]

@skaterrhett

Dude it's agents not asians.

[hwolch]

How long do his live shows usually last? And does he have someone warm up for him??

[xOTHisLove]

@hwolch i just saw him. his show lasted about an hour and a half, and no warm up. he was pretty damn funny though. :p

[TheMeanSgtPlaysPiano]

Going to see him tonight in Belleville. WOOT.

[skaterrhett]

managers and asians and stuff.. wtf? lolllllll!!! i love this guy!!!

[skaterrhett]

ever since 9/11 i swear...those guys... ROFL!

[gokarter57275]

i like sex

[MegaMongler]

7:00 - 7:10 ROFL

[Assmark]

I love canada

[M4F1990]

is he drunk?

[TheJugglingjunk]

what type of toiletpaper was this filmed with?

[SlapPopStacy]

This man is clearly a genius.

[LordHines420]

holy fuck. he is funny.

[nyrolf87]

god damn i wish i was there!

[retardmahoniIV]

this guy is funny



[glennb7341]

show me your genitals.

[nottinmatterz2day]

worked that crowd easy

[JackWhitlock9]

8 kids got pepper sprayed in California by Jon I'mSoEmbarassedToCallYouMySon

[deanskates2233]

@attacking101 nice troll haha

[ScaRyXSkullZX]

fuckin good songs and stand up is better

[indieindy]

Goddamn!

[momakesgoodmeatloaf]

so exciting to see him on stand up

[stang3191996]

8 people cant masterbate with an airplane sandwhich

[vladamirrrr]

omg, i cried laughing!! :)

[mindtap100]

Lol flip. You know that Dane Cook is also funny! Dont be a lier.

[alexia619]

cause i drive inexpensive cars and i have a small penis. get your shit right bitch lol

[bones420usa]

lmao @ i make hundreds of dollars

[adamwells12]

this guy looks, acts, and talks exactly like Keith Buckley from Every Time I Die.

[zhnj123]

he's one of the best nowadays

[fliptwist64]

remides me of dane cook

[whatshisface371]

@fliptwist64 you're right. the only difference is that jon is actually funny

[NineLifeFire]

He's funny, but he's done this same show almost word for word a couple of times.

[xPurpleRayne]

@NineLifeFire: Most comedians do.

[EmZumBe]

@NineLifeFire it's called touring ;)

[JerichoUniverse]

LMAO" instead of giving her a bracelet ..... i had sex with her dad. i always get those two mixed up ....."

[helpTouch]

I've seen this guy's videos and they're.... GEEENNIIIUUUS.

[lilaliend]

I'm a big stand-up fan... and this is just dumb. I didn't laugh once. Way to juvenile and not very creative.

[golddigger0325]

hahahahah

[Viper900100]

14000th view...lucky me...any1 have some airplane food?

[castle567]

stick with the viral videos

[quackajack13z]

@castle567 Stick with succeeding at absolutely nothing.

[ishady12]

'instead of getting her the braclet, i had sex with her dad'

[Sarabi03]

he's hot.

[RymanTV]

Funniest stand up video ever! I'm so going to tell these to my friends! Also jons right it actually is illegal to spray kids with pepper spray and record it :( I looked it up... jk

[AndreyzRendan]

lawl first stand up comedian making fun of stand up comedians...he's special...leave him be =))

[nolannolys]

fuck the 3 people who dislike this :)

[DriftingFWWA]

Lejoie is a funny guy in the writer sense. I love his songs, but his stand up is pretty limited.

[DispensableHero]

to all his haters. jon lajoie is the funniest human alive, get used to it faggots !

[attacking101]

What city was this?

[clintmich]

@attacking101 Calgary, Alberta

[TrueLineRider]

@attacking101 i heard reading the title is hard

[clintmich]

@TrueLineRider lol

[alexia619]

@TrueLineRider really i can read it fine. can you teach me how to make milk out of clay sir?

[RandomAccount360]

@TrueLineRider Its cuz he's probably American and doesn't know where Calgary is and probably thought it was a mid east country.

[neroazulomega]

@RandomAccount360 are you fucking kidding me, this is a comedy video, nothing AT ALL to do with race, country, or anything of that matter, I'm American, and I knew where Calgary is. Probably 99% of the world, including the "smart" countries like the UK (which, in fact, have a worse education than we do,), wouldnt know where it is. Its not a huge, major canadian city, like Quebec, which most people would know of.

[mbphofan]

@neroazulomega quebec is a province not a city, on the other hand quebec city is a city but not a major canadian city and calgary is absolutely a major canadian city. In quebec city there is 1 anglophone for every 50 francophones, so it isnt a major canadian city because they can not even communicate with the rest of canada. They are fuckin seperatists who dont even want to be a part of canada. You literally just demonstrated that americans dont know shit about canada lol.

[crafterlol]

@mbphofan Canada don't want us either...

[neroazulomega]

@RandomAccount360 Dont try to start a country debate everywhere you go, because im pretty fucking sure your country has stupid people too.

[RandomAccount360]

@neroazulomega How is that a debate? Im just adding to his anwser. Dont contredict yourself retard.

[20100880]

@TrueLineRider Wait where is this? I don't speak English.

[mattrob82]

@attacking101 CALGARY SUCKS! ;) see you in hockey season! go canucks go

[aukema21]

@attacking101....was this live?

[MeatTycoon]

@attacking101 What city was this? It was vagina.

[mbphofan]

@attacking101 seriously?? lol

[4N6dub]

@attacking101 What's the name of this comic?

[slimjamie1991]

@4N6dub marvel.

[Keatort]

Shut up Kyle, he's funnier than you.

[Skatefreak43]

almost as good as his songs. JUST GENIUS

[BananaHurricane]

I was wondering what his live shows were. I'd actually go see him, this was pretty funny.

[HiGhDaRrEn]

haha...i had sex with her Dadd....'oh shit, u wanted a bracelet'

[koopailija]

personally, i think he's hilarious

[J12983]

He will be on comedy central stand up tomorrow night at 10:30p.m. I will watch it for sure.

[HiGhDaRrEn]

@J12983 YEAA ive been waiting weeks for this lol

[Kyle7375]

this dude is hack as fuck. there's no originality its been done before.

[piratesfball66]

yeah! he's totally like....o wait...

[Kyle7375]

stephen lynch and he's kinda hack too, and all of his material is stuff that A LOT of comics have touched on, he takes old jokes that have been done and not to mention all he has are dick jokes and sex jokes, look at most of his songs. He's not doing anything new or fresh or amazing.

[piratesfball66]

so he's like stephen lynch cuz he tells some jokes while playing a guitar? no not at all. and every comic talks about a lot of things that other comics have talked about. also his jokes are funny as hell, it doesn't matter what he is talking about. deal with it.

[Kyle7375]

i take it you don't really know comedy then. Hack shit works, Hack shit is funny. Hack shit is not cool and doesn't show talent. Look at all the truly great comics (Chappelle, Carlin, Pryor, Bruce) all of them did there own groundbreaking and often times controversial stuff that really talked about who they are and what they feel while maintaining originality. where as mr. Lajoie is taking stuff thats been played out and proven by other comics and a lot of them. IE HACK

[JUAREZ125]

i see ur a professional comic, NO WAIT UR ARGUING ON YOUTUBE, GET A LIFE, STFU, AND GTFO!

[svdvr]

@Kyle7375 This is what happens when you think logically. I'm surprised this guy isn't more famous because he is a total hack. He makes Dane Cook look funny. I've seen worse but he is definitely not great, awesome, good, or decent. Maybe mediocre.

[Kyle7375]

@svdvr FINALLY someone who actually knows and respects stand-up comedy. It's so irritating that people don't understand that all a comic has is his/her ideas jokes and perspective but when you tell them that they go "fuck you its funny". They don't get it, it happens all the time in music and when it does EVERYONE knows and loses respect for that musician. Comedians just need to speak out against stealing jokes..which is already happening look at carlos mencia or should i say ned mecia??

[MixMaister]

@Kyle7375 Ever heard of different type of humor?

[GaaraFan2011]

@Kyle7375 oh yeah, and to add to my previous comment, this guy says all jon has are dick/sex jokes... yet he favorites a video of Louis C.K going on for over 5 minutes about a bag of dicks. here is an example of the script Louis: hey asshole! (quoting angry driver) **audience: HAHAHAHAHA Loius: yeah? (qouting himself) **audience: HAHAHAHAHAHA Loius: suck a bag of dicks! (again quoting angry driver) **audience: HAHAHAHAHAH Loius: then he drove away... **audience: HAHAHAHAHAH genius audience.

[Kyle7375]

@GaaraFan2011 wow i thought this was a dead issue and i see that over a month after all these posts you decide you're bored enough to peruse my favorites..did you also check out the Bill Hicks and the George Carlin Bits? Also take a look at louis CK's other bits that's just one that i was baked enough to favorite. Also ask almost ANY comedian who the best active comic is they'll probably say louis CK his timing is AMAZING as well as delievery. Jon Lajoie is an entertainer nothing more.

[Kyle7375]

@GaaraFan2011 Also every fucking comedian has a dick joke or sex joke, its the lazy motherfuckers out there like jon lajoie that rely almost ENTIRELY on shock comedy, watch louis CK Chewed up, Watch Bill Hicks Revelations AND WISE YOUR FUCKING IGNORANT ASS UP and learn some real fucking comedy watch some George Carlin who was one of the most cerebral comics out there, Or bill burr, Patton Oswalt some amazing comics that assholes like you dont seem to know about.

[Kyle7375]

@GaaraFan2011 and since you seem to enjoy perusing my favorites i'm adding a bunch of very well written comedy to my favorites so all you assholes can instead of reply to me go check them out and see what some real comedy is.

[GaaraFan2011]

@Kyle7375

yeah, that masturbating with airline food joke is wayyyy too old. and incase you also have a problem with understanding sarcasm, i'm calling you a retard.

[paintball1ron]

@Kyle7375 shut up this guys amazing i couldent stop laughing.

[jamiebeith]

@Kyle7375 says the guy that posts rubic's cube algorithms on youtube. thanks for your opinion

[JUAREZ125]

ey wtf rubics cubes are fucking rad! haha jk fuck that guy in the ear lmao

[MrLycan111]

so funnnnyyy!

[ISAWPAC]

that last joke was helariouse

[Tunecow]

i thought it was funny. and if you dont like it dont watch it anymore

[porkchopsful]

i kinda get that he's mocking stand-up comedy, but still... all he does is dirty non-sequitur humor, which is the cheapest and most retarded way to get laughs <.<

[franko31492]

fuck you hes hysterical

[cosmolilly]

meh he does do a lot of dirty humour, but he is incredibly clever, and if you watch his videos there's some political and social commentary there. And he makes people laugh thats what is important I wouldnt analyze it too much. Im sure he doesnt.

[spankr]

Just saw him last night in Halifax - awesome!

[retroman360]

this at mac hall?

[clintmich]

@retroman360..yes it is

[BrentLarryproduction]

He is so much different live then on Youtube.

[VarutuAlbert]

brilliant lol

[vladdimor]

jon is awesome....!

[adamWITHstyle]

i was there.

awesome.