Spawn Snipe 04 Seatown by QuickJap (Modern Warfare 3 Gameplay/Tutorial)

[8ik8ben8de8man8]

if chuck norris is such a beast why did he lose to a little chinese guy: tru story

[tterbbrunko]

ur mom. lol

[Badass4ification]

A blonde walks into a University.

[IszakG]

Couple after having sex: The women: "if we get a boy he should be named Kyle, and if we get a girl her name is Julia" The man: "if he or she gets out of the condom the name is Chuck Norris no matter what"

[darianpopman]

that place... I got a quad hitmarker... fml

[SparKezHD]

DAD:hey son I baked u a pie. SON: what flavoured pie.DAD: PIE FLAVOUR

[987654321undertaker]

One time I lost a ground war match 68 deaths and 1 assist D:

[DeviantArtReeje]

Osama Bin Laden asks a pychic to tell him what day he dies

Psychic- it will be on an American Holiday

Osama- which one?

Pyschic- pretty much any day you die will be an American Holiday

Pyschic is dead now...... the end.

[MrBrockorock]

you are pro



[DKPCJP123]

KYLE91198 is my bestfriend no joke.

[DERPINGisNotFun]

@DKPCJP123 FAKE LIE GAYWAD U WANNA BE FAMOUS GOD

TROLLIN BRO

[TheBoozer01]

I like pie

[TasteMyDBolts]

lol @ ur head

[Newbology1]

A man once went to jail for Chuck Norris Round House Kicking him in the face

[nickcarabin]

How do blondes kill birds?

They throw it off a cliff

[TheMaxamillion44]

seatown is the new high rise

[F1NIKS]

Такой нахуй бред видно же что все подстроено, мастера ебать

[Buzz1300]

i got a first blood collateral using the spawn snipe for TDM/Kill confirmed....... Check it outttttt

[To0Epicx]

mmm.... kyle91198...

wait o-o kyle 9/11/98 ?

[m4tigerclaw]

So a moose walks into a store and asked the cashier where was the bread and the cashier says lane 5 so he walks to lane 5 and THERE WAS NO BREAD!!!

[NoSnipes]

sometimes when im home alone i like to cover myself in computers and pretend im a goldfish

[DokenBronut]

There I sat, broken hearted...

Tried to shit, only farted...

Later on, I took a chance...

Tried to fart and shit my pants...

[gelatinoushippo]

a straight couple are on their honeymoon

the wife says: "Whisper something dirty in my ear."

the husband replies: "Dishes..."

[zhnujmi]

@SickAtol is it better now brah?

[DeansYoDaddy]

where was a girl on a swing and she fell off

[iLoveMeBrownies]

Lol @sickatol nice 69 likes u got there

[michiganman120]

Question: Why did the plane crash

Answer: Because the pilot was A LOAF OF BREAD

[MrChipToby]

Guy: hey, do you want to australian kiss? Girl: I don't know, what does that mean? Guy: well, it's like a French kiss, but down under ;)

[xATOMICxSHADOWZ]

@MrChipToby thats off an ad from foxtel you cheat

[MrChipToby]

@xATOMICxSHADOWZ no it's not, you hack.

[CookieMonster8408]

Attention Christmas noobs: No you do not have an extra cam in SnD that allows you to see the enemy team xD

[jkjkjkpop90]

"This is the police open up!" "No, you're going to yell at me."

[MrPingage]

Today, I made fun of my freindwhen she tripped over the kerb. I said loudly, 'Haha, You cant evan walk!' I then noticed I then noticed the man in a wheelchair a few feet ahead of us, He stoped and looked at me. -_- <--- This really did happen to me...

[Elias94K]

lol kyle91196's joke was SO from 9gag

[MaTe12121]

@Elias94K 9gag yeah

[McDoogleGaming]

Nice vid, check out my channel for nice MOABs with MSR, Barret, AK47, SPAS ...

[xChadW96x]

@SickAtol lol

[Daltair15]

@SickAtol That is terrible

[KillMeSeason]

You say you aren't a commentator but I thought you did a really good job tbh, keep it up :)

[SilentShooter1234]

chuck norris dossent do push ups he pushes the earth down

[garciaking951]

@SilentShooter1234 Chuck norris is so overrated. Those jokes get old real fast and annoying to.

[ThomasVigele]

@garciaking951 c´mon everyone love chuck norris )

[garciaking951]

@ThomasVigele I like most of his movies. I dont like the fact that WoW used the Chuck Norris jokes on their comercials and made it even worse.

[ThomasVigele]

@garciaking951 me neither :)

chuck is still awesome ;D

[lmfao99902]

One day there was a blonde riding a horse. The horse kept going faster and faster until the blonde fell off, with her foot getting stuck in the stirrup. Hearing her screams for help, finally a Wal-Mart clerk came over and turned off the merry-go-round.

[Daltair15]

@lmfao99902 Ahh blonde jokes getting better every time

[lmfao99902]

@Daltair15 :D

[iLoveeurmeat]

Sarah Jessica Parker's face... #iWin

[TheColorQ]

@DuBistFag explain it then...

[BKBurgerSHOTBK]

no traffic to report other than bus #35 smells like egg farts. true story

[Josh34303]

A dad comes home from work to fin his daughter sat on the flour with a purple dilldo up her bum her dad says "What are you doing!" the daughter replies "Well you won't let me have a boyfriend so this is my fake boyfriend." The next day the daughter comes home to find her dad sat on the flour with a purple dilldo up his bum and a bear in his hand the daughter said "What are you doing!" the dad replies "Having a bear with your new boyfriend"



[darkdoom4091]

@Josh34303 beer*

[FutureFMproductions]

so mom:says hey son im going to teach you how to get a girl to like you SON: ok mom MOM: first girls like it when you do stuff kinky like you dad he once was a naked cowboy so the next day the kid went to school as a naked cowboy and then Teacher:says holy S*** and then the boy says i love you Ms. handCOCK

[JOSHYBOY421]

the dalai lama walks into a pizzaria and says can you make me one with everything!

[nexusisthebest]

you're mom is so fat she can capture all 3 flags at once in domination ..

[FiremanSSkarmoryfan]

What does a baby in a blender sound like?

You don't know?

Well, me neither because I was too busy masturbating!

[jippoisout]

I can't comment on your video from home so here I am in the Internet Café with the biggest fucking nigger I've ever seen reading every word i ty...

[jippoisout]

A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.

"Morning!" he said.

The other man replies, "No, just having a shit."

[jippoisout]

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scottsman walked into a bar...

They didn't invite the Welshman 'cause hes a cunt.

[jippoisout]

I'm not sexist, and no woman can argue with me because i locked the kitchen door.

[asdsa147]

are there other videos ? pls give me some links

[ShivaRaaze]

0:25 9GAG

[iLoveMeBrownies]

@pimpboykd K u got me there

[OVIMUSK]

Johnny wakes up on night, goes to is parents room, opens the door and... catches is parents doing s**. Shocked he starts crying, his mother tries to hide while his father laughts and says : johnny go to bed!

Later that night, the father is awake by some strange noises coming from grannys rooms, he walks up to the door, opens it...and sees johnny boning granny! Terrified the father says: johnny what the hell are you doing!!?

Johnny anwsers: Not so funny when its you mother hum!

[Na0hify]

Did you say your name was Xin Zhao?!?!?!

[Tweekz8up365]

wingsofredemption smashed is own tv on accident with a bayonet, and he's fat, plus he tried to shoot it and missed, now that's funny, oh yeah, did I mention he was fat?

[Reptar408]

QuickJap is that nigga doe.

[JVOBRO]

a black boy in 5th grade is changing in the change room with his class. when he pulls down his pants all the kids asked why his dick was so big. he didn't know. when he got home he asked his mom why his dick was so big. she said "that's because your suppose to be in grade 8!"

[BeXoJ]

Why didnt the chicken cross the road! He was to chicken to

[MrTheGibbby]

suck my dick it will make you fell better

[duballtheway12]

wanna know something funny?

look in the mirror

[bell2626]

A guys dad is throwing him a party for having sex for the first time. Later on in the party....he goes to his dad n wispers "Hey da whens my butthole post to stop hurting..

[SuperDuckAway13]

Are the men in Seatown called Seamen?

[zoomtroper]

your girlfriend is not a hor

[ohitsaboxes]

The kid next door was running round the garden waving an imaginary wand and shouting out spells.

"I bet you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?" I asked him.

"Yeah!" he shouted excitedly.

So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

[SeanLikePies]

A storm has just ended. There are 2 bodies on the floor. Their names are Bob and Grace. Both are naked. The window is open, and the only thing around them is a puddle of water and broken glass. How did they die?

[zGreenBeastHD]

@SeanLikePies there fishe and the wind knocked a fish bowl of a table which was beside the open window

[zToXiiC]

How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

[EAskateRandom]

@zToXiiC Pfff, what is this, American humor?

[zToXiiC]

@EAskateRandom come on... its funny! lol



[12legoman1]

That's hilarious.

[6WaLmArTSeCuRiTy9]

kid: mommy why cant we give grandpa a proper funeral?

mom: SHUT UP AND KEEP FLUSHIN!

[davo12343]

Do a Oregon Trail montage.

[B3ASTY5N1P3R]

"I wasn't that drunk" dude...you trashed my mom's garden screaming "FUCK FARMVILLE"

[SirPreyasThe619]

I will use this!!

[Lman44444]

Can I have a koooky

[IamSemz]

I got 99 cookies but a bitch ate one :(

[TheRox4u]

sexy

[theskateboardersam]

/watch?v=joLs7iE22PE LOL i got a quad (fail) with this snipe :/

[MageOfLink]

WOMANS RIGHTS!

[KlTTYFAT]

@MageOfLink

Womans? lolwut

Women*

[MageOfLink]

@KlTTYFAT sorry, I'm white

[chanhowell43]

whats the difference between a nigger and dog shit.

eventually the dog shit turns white and stops stinking

[drinkurhat3raid]

Why do black people stick to basketball and arent allowed in baseball?

There always stealing bases...

[Jaximillion1]

@drinkurhat3raid this may be just a joke, but they ARE allowed in baseball.

[XxGunBlasterxX360]

Two cars crashed. Neither of the drivers were seriously injured. One of the drivers said to the other.

"I'm a man, you're a woman. Both of our cars got fucked up, and yet we're fine. I think this is destiny, we were meant to meet."

"You're right, maybe this was destiny," the woman said.

"We should celebrate with a bottle of wine, luckily I have one in the trunk," the man said.

The woman takes a drink, and asks the man if he wants some. The man answers: " I think I'll wait for the police.

[robbbyyy25]

@XxGunBlasterxX360 ahahahaa thats hilarious.....its pretty fucked up....good one. 

[adamk888]

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[muslim4life11]

@adamk888 You have good clips and kills but you have no editing. Montages get really good spark from editing.

[CRIPLEU]

why cant blondes count to 70

because 69 is a mouthful

[jippoisout]

@CRIPLEU -96, wow that is one angry and awkward bitch

[cheapitychopXD]

@CRIPLEU i dont understand :P

[xYxJonathanxYx]

@CRIPLEU :o + :P = 69

[cumberofthesi1]

why is santa's sack so big? he only comes once a year ;)

[soccermaster121535]

That awkward moment in an argument when you realize your wrong

[soccermaster121535]

I got 99 cookies cause a bitch ate one

[TheUndeadSurvivalist]

hello

[xTobyMc]

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home, she delightfully agreed and formed a huge smile as she got up.

The look on her face when I walked off with her cardboard box.

[robbbyyy25]

@xTobyMc that joke mankes sense when u describe it to someone, but put yourself in the situation it wouldnt make sense. u would have to say

:Can i Take You Home"......therefore ur joke is a fail..gud try tho.

[jimmaq]

Hey baby, i heard you wanted a stud. I got the STD, all i need is U.

[jimmaq]

Roses are red, violets are elephants

This poem makes no sense.

boobs.

[jimmaq]

Anne Frankly, I do Nazi whats so funny.

[ForthewinBalls]

The olny thing worst than hell is ur mother in law

[1992jtw]

I think the joke is seeing 90% of these comments and wanting to personally smack the people that wrote them, thinking they were funny.

[jimmaq]

@1992jtw well said.

[ukong4]

1p change for 99p stuff, i hate carrying all the loose change :(

[PinkNerdify]

Its funny how so many people fail totally, when trying to be funny.. like me

[THETACOCREW]

FAT PEOPLE ARE HARD TO KIDNAP

[KoZieClan]

Well One Night I Went To Check Out This FEMALE Strip Club OMG They Made Me SOOOOOO Horny But One Of Them Had A 3rd Leg But I Still Banged (IT) :)

[Darknight2181]

a poor guy a rich guy he can sing a real song with any name the rich guy wants so he says jessica armstrong miller 5 min later the rich man goes home poor and the poor man goes home rich the song he sang was happy birthday

[Darknight2181]

@Darknight2181 poor man says to a rich guy

[xXSnip3SwiFtXx]

A Mexican family is crossing the boarder when a police officer pulls them over.

"The limits 80 Sir" Mexican man turns around to his family "Sorry but 4 of you have to get out" <=====3

[JVOBRO]

A man working at a pickle factory had always fantasized about the pickle slicer. One day he was horny enough to have sex with it. while having sex with the pickle slicer his boss walked in and fired him. The man comes home early and his wife asks him why he was home so early. He says that his boss caught him having sex with the pickle slicer. The wife says omg and pulls down his pants to see if there was any damage. What? your fine, what happened to the pickle slicer? She got fired too.

[KakMilch]

One day the son of a couple keeps hearing sounds like "uhhhh" and "yes yes yes" at night and so he asks them what they were doing and the just said nothing... he keeps hearing these sounds until one day he went to their bedroom and saw his mom on top of his dad and he asked her what she was doing. she said she was pushing out the fat in daddys stomach and then the son said " dont even try because when your shopping the old lady next door always blows him up again" thumbs up if you get it :P ^^

[TheRenderedReality]

When i go into a public bathroom and there is someone already in there taking a dump i do a courtesy flush if they don't have the decency to do it themselves.

i hate hearing them push their duty out.........

[kcincoffey]

mmmmmmm... *panics* PENIS *says toself god not again *keyboard bash*

[atzougias11]

A 2SeatPlane Crashes in a graveyard....1 day later News:A plane crashed and 2k dead people was found and where still looking

Thumbs up if u got the joke

[Alloway19]

Wat do u get when u cross a skeleton an. A detective ------- Sherlock bones

[solofire10001]

one day notch and god met notch said to god "wow i made a whole world witch millions of people play i think i made a better world thatn you"

god replied "my world has circles"

notch did not replie

[IaTeBrEaKfEsT]

I got arrested earlier. They found my bag full of drag and a Niki Minaj mix tape.

[majorgubbsmet]

the boy: dad i fu cked gandma.

the father: WHAT YOU CAN'T FU CK GRANDMA!

the boy: you fu ck my mom i fuck yourse.

[xxxxBartonxxxx]

Oh look a video of a fag queerscoper showing how to ruin a game...like its not fucked as it is.

[TheFaisalano]

@xxxxBartonxxxx The maps are small. you run around with a full auto weapon, why complain?

[xxxxBartonxxxx]

@TheFaisalano Faggot snipers. END OF.

[jgnibbs]

@xxxxBartonxxxx then why the fuck do you play it?

[xxxxBartonxxxx]

@jgnibbs I play it, but then faggot queerscopers like you have to ruin it, by being campy cunts...wanna real war, go join the fucking army

[Redcoolegg]

What did god say when he saw the first black man? "Oh my gosh, I burnt one!"

[MrTurtleboy6]

God asked Derrick to rise so Derrick Rose

[oODrZoidbergOo]

Comparison of Jacob(Mass Effect) and Taylor(Twilight)

Jacob:Saves your life, kills aliens, gives you cover, human biotic.

Taylor:Turns into a dog.

Mass Effect, One of several stories better than Twilight.

[jimmaq]

Boobs are like the sun, you can take fast glances every now and then without getting hurt. but once you put sunglasses on you can stare forever.

[jimmaq]

Me: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?

Girl: Ok..

Me: Nevermind.. its too long.

Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my vagina?

Me: Okiee

Girl: Nevermind.. you'll never get it.

[TheCODowner666]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Fuck.

Fuck who?

Fuck you...

[TheAnnecy93]

@IaTeBrEaKfEsT What do I do if I play all 4 of those games?

[jamesli322]

Sperm saids, "Oh! Shit!"

[TheFogDude]

Did ya hear about the wooden car?

It wooden go XD

shit joke is shit

[bvrball22]

8 times out of 10? I always thought it was more like 4 times out of 5...weird.

[ColeWorldColdBlooded]

A priest is walking through the woods, hand-in-hand with a little boy.

"I'm scared," moaned the boy.

"You're scared!" he replied. "I have to come back alone."

[aricaric18]

if anyone watched the bf3 99 problems trailer they sang it wrong everyone knows its

if youre haven adventurer problems

i feel bad for you son

i dodged 99 arrows but my knee took 1

@aricaric18 no, shut the fuck up. anyone who makes arrow jokes anymore doesn't deserve to live.