Dave Chappelle in For What Its Worth (Part 2)

[818Kushism]

Genius.

[lilricodaking]

Thats all I f*ck is Chimps and Orangutaaaaans!! LMBO

[Inedits]

2:05 first time i cried wacthing a video on Youtube!

[aliceinchains898]

why cant come in the house witch yall in the house and watch tv nigga , i cant be on this grass all night lmfao

[jared860]

I seen him in the sports section, looking at bows and arrows

[Noganrhy]

big bright red booty

[2Muchpjp]

Yall can keep fuckin these ppl if you want to. MO... MONKEY... PUSSY... FOR ME!

[TheGigabiteme]

I don't drink grape juice and I'm white...

[AceNigga]

@TheGigabiteme it iznt about the the grape itz the juice i no cuz i alwayz get drink lol

[krims0n70]

Black face. LOL

[canisdormit]

Let me tell you sumthin, if you don't like chicken an watermellon somethin in wrong with YOU muthafucka. There is something wrong with you!

[Sleven776]

I"m a hunter-gatherer

[markofarro]

Hey its blackfeet muthafucka take it easy! :L

[sigima12]

i didnt wanna say my name to sum1 called runnin cyote roflmao

[theory816]

mo monkey pussy fo me nikka

[ZooMouth818]

9:18 yo the whole front row is white. LMAO!! FUKIN FOOL! HAHAHA. Myyyy Nigga / .

[yavuzo1]

hey buddy hey. ya there ya go buddy yeahh, yeahh. there ya goo u bright red ass :D haha

[clubwedd]

I'm as white as you can get and i love chicken and watermelon.

[the0ne420187]

7 People got jizzed on by a homeless guy!

[kiwi047]

@the0ne420187 and have sex with monkeys too lol

[dredchyl]

people dont get the joke that black feet was a refrence to the ones whos sold out the cherokee people to the white man

[argtim1]

how can you not like Dave Chappelle !

[oguzkaya123]

ruyon kiyoli en black feet (dave chappelle)

[oguzkaya123]

abdullah william chappelle

[abdul46]

how can u dislike dave chappelle?!?!?!

[aviatordan88]

@abdul46 That's why there is only 7 of them lol... idiots.

[wilksbamf]

You know how long it took me to train this monkey to suck my dick...without peeling it?

[strongbow287]

LMAO i'd of put Dave Chapelle in a teepee too, his Indian voice is hilarious! when i get older im going to talk like that for the hell of it

[cetnik03]

lol funny ass shit!

[tdalt570]

hahaha chim chim jerked me off with his feet nigga

[Phown1337]

LOL

Chicken & Watermelon



[loot212]

BIG BRIGHT RED BOOTY LMAO

[doe1232]

"HEY buddy Hey yes there yuh go buddy there yuhh go your big bright ass ooo that brig redd botty " Lameo

[Menooy22]

"MORE MONKEY PUSSY FOR MEE"

[akaDScott]

8 people have been jerked off by monkey feet.

[hoopmajik]

@akaDScott there's only 7 dislikes you idiot

[akaDScott]

@hoopmajik people can change their mind, and it'll switch from like to dislike, or vice versa. There were 8 when I wrote that comment 2 months ago. Ease up "big guy."

[tatersalad814]

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!! You didn't know I knew about grape juice did you? Oh! Don't play dumb with me!

[camb553]

THE SPIRTS HAVE GOT ME!!! is this PCP nigger?

[JAS15100]

@jkura69 thnx for tellin me

[FreestyleRapr]

8 People tried to fuck monkeys, and people!

[marner94]

hahaha i was in the middle of taking a sip of my grape juice when he said that XD

[Kennedyworks]

@marner94 Me 2 lol

[JAS15100]

Mad funny stuff

I dnt get it how can u tell if someone Indian wen he say he balled a gum wrapper and threw it on da floor nd da Indian started cryin

Can some1 tell me??

[jkura69]

@JAS15100 there was an old commercial back in the '70s that was trying to stop pollution. it had an indian traveling around america when a passing car threw rubbish at his feet. then it zoomed in on his face to show him starting to cry

[squashdat92]

@JAS15100 because indians love the land n nature n all that good stuff... its a stereotype thing lol

[WeezyIncarnate]

@JAS15100 its from this old commercial about the environment and they had a native american crying a sngle tear when he saw people messing it up

[HillSidethug60]

@JAS15100 they dont like littering...



[KingShaze1]

I am... An alcoholic. Lolll

[Finlux89]

At 9:17 Dave sees the expression on the white lady in front of him and goes "see how quiet it got". lol

[001Rah]

Throw that shit in the tall grass an it would be never seen again

[Melanatedone]

Ah-Rang-Ga-Tangz! LOL!!!

[SUPERrrCHRIS]

i bet dave chappelle butt smells like butt xD

[hopala007]

And what if the monkey raped a human.

[iaintso]

throughout For what its worth, he seems very angry. and he should be, cause this is one fucked up world and nation.

[MrKooldaddykool]

classic

[Lalapaluzala]

only dave could make people this white laugh all night, I mean even when he is working up to the punch line they are laughing,even when hes not talking they are prob thinking about something he said ealier and start laughing

[ColoradoGETSBUCK]

I studied you in social studies

[gangsta46197]

nobody fucks monkeys and people you idiot! you either fuck monkeys... or people, there's no in between aahah

[colinsilver105]

MMM Big bright red ass. LMAO

[schar2lie]

MO MONKEY PUSSY FO ME!!!! LOL THIS MOTHERFUCKER CRAZY!!

[meximartin]

Funny quote from video "collect upvotes"

[sufi45]

first of all i stopped smokin weed..with black people you didnt let me finish mothafuckers god damn.. from now on i smoke weed exclusively with white people.. calm down mother fuckers you win by default... lmao :)

[skunkapotamus]

Selling his black soul.

[lilreezy11]

i got this on dvd

[OTownDave]

Im white and I LOVE chicken and watermelon.

[thenewwebbs]

best stand-up comic ever!!

[hamdizzel4]

man this guy is too funny what happened? why he stop his show?

[tito61922]

calm down black face splash hey it black feet mutha fucker take ti easy

[mm5425]

"well what do you call it? I am umm, an alcoholic" LMAO

[Mrawsome949]

MORE..MONKEY..PUSSY..4 ME! lol

[igotdisshiZz]

so he threw a gum wrapper on the floor...wats it to the indian? lol it made him cry lmfaooo

[DjArpegius]

dang, that white lady @ 9:18 is serious about her food

[yikaALO]

BEST COMEDIAN IN OUR LIVES

[koolkilla93]

MORE MONKEY PUSSY FOR ME LMFAO

[twigie10]

more monkey pussy for me lmfao!!! what a genius

[jesusmarcus]

you either fuck monkeys or you fuck people

[ramongomez86]

u cant fuck monkeys and peaple..thas it theres no inbetween..hahaha

[jake23339]

calm down black face...lmao

[lordkomodo123]

haha actually i saw a monkey jackin off at the zoo. one of the scariest things ever

[reggiebushrules]

think about it, think about how hard it would be to catch a monkey......and fuck it

hhahaahahahahaah lmao

[bossanovaswapmeat]

"Tall grass", hahaha

[iliveonwhoreisland]

last night chimchim jerked me off with his feet. lmfao!

[darkdood333]

im gunna chill with my, MONKEY...

[zamoyoni]

big bright red booty...

[shiver310]

i dont mean do be rude but are you an indian? a hunter gather correct?

[6marilyn6mans0n6]

6:14 lmfao

[Rorsch]

Where can I get that shirt?!

[Tamas123]

Chicken and watermelon are the shit.

[katul02]

like your ugly face

[Tamas123]

what's wrong with me liking chicken and watermelon?

[katul02]

nothing, i just wanted to pick on someone

[guzmane1987]

chappelle is the shit he talks real real real shit thers no 1 like him

[LocoGroove]

@guzmane1987 George Carlin was like him. Always being real, ain't no celebrity jokes, all about real life and shit. Don't you know who Carlin was?

[ghettogurlmd]

LLLOLLLLLOLLLLL!!!!

[doodalydoodaly666]

I shot dis nigas cuz bru he was sellin bad fishscalyscale white

[IdyutKittie11]

Every time I hear the part about the indians, I think he says "novel ho".

[bigkongboss]

It's navajo right? i can't remember.

[rockonrusty08]

im black feet

[nizanbollig]

no man.. im cooll... ima stay home dawg.. chill with ma monkey haha awsome

[amaraelit95]

Big Bright red booty XD

ohh shit that had me on the mutha fuckin

floor!

[TheEroe1]

i know kung fu

[Hamster11411]

"Once you fuck a monkey, it's a firm decision! You're out of the human pussy game for good!"

Hilarious!!! :D

[MugendaiKai]

LMAO

Get away from my cart nigger, what are you looking at?! Chicken and gibbets are over there... you must be lost, these are vegetables....

ROFL

[micolo123]

@MugendaiKai *chomp chomp chomp*

[darealdroopy]

@MugendaiKai lol

[kingofmyworld321]

calm down black face AHAHA

[henry7515]

THE BIG ONES ARE 50.....THE LITTEL ONZ ARE 25 AND THEZ ARE TEN!!...ahhahahahahahh...caugh­t me off guard bwoooy!!!

[tutuvo07]

it's funny, but not a reason to hate. ha! love it

[CheckmyNeck]

".. the place was called "Wall Markt" in New Mexico.." epic story!

[jignaeri]

i dont understood that joke im not from usa

[YourEscapeCharacter]

"Calm down, Black Face!" SPLASH!

rofl

[rudeboyjohn]

last night chim chim jerked me off with his feet...LMFAO!

[Rocka901]

The thing about the Indian and the tear used to be a commercial to promote non-poluting

But Great show. Dave Chapelle is my fav comedian

[MrSmokinitup]

oh shit

it amazes me how much racism was the norm, and thats just a commercial LOL

not aiming this at you bro, just saying

[midwestechnine]

ima stay home dawg and chill with my monkey

[PaddyTheGrimm]

ARANGATANNNGG!!!

[CooAzNGuy]

'i am an alcholic' lol

[FakeryTV]

Dave has some funny bits. I used to love chicken & watermelon. I still love the watermelon but I love the chicken even more by not eating it.

The first day at the concentration camp factory farm for the little chicken it has it's wings, beak & tongue cut off, for it's own good don't you know.

I can see federal corrections moving in that direction, for their own good don't you know.

I've stopped eating dead food, beLIEving in dead gods & buying junk made out of the bones of a dying planet

[henson360]

''hey calm down motherfucker its black feet'' hahaha

[USATrooper07]

lol "a single tear fell from his eye" loool classic

[DelGotHisNameStolen]

Why did everyone spam and thumbs down Venturestarx's comment?! He was just quoting Dave...

[emanueldude16]

yeah that was funny

[cassiusjennings]

YOU MUST BE LOST......these are vegetables lol

[emanueldude16]

lol dave is funny

[chicksand3]

all the white people watching say werd!

[glimsted]

'We need to celebrate nigga, I thought you were dead'!

[King3blaz3]

shut up we know what he fuckin said

[surielsteven]

calm down black face!

[lslinger]

Dave porns :)

[Krazi3bon31395]

nope

[Krazi3bon31395]

why you guys keep repeating what he says

[MrSamyboi911]

dave sounds just like obama when he does the indian voice i think lol

[akuma4u]

you think you can just walk up to him in the woods (didnt know monkeys live in woods but whatever) and bribe this nigga with fruits and bananas...

lol

[JordanAnarchy]

Woods/Jungle same shit just wet

[akuma4u]

monkeys never live in the woods, so no, its not the same shit.

[Gravep4l]

word, i studied you in social studies

[Gravep4l]

mo money pussy for me

[glebber]

you got a minus 2 for misspelling "monkey".

xD

[Gravep4l]

lol shit -.-

damn typos

[ople89]

throw that shit in the tall grass never be seen again

[CrIpKfaCe]

you know how long i train this monkey to suck my dick lol

[MrJosiebhoy]

without peeling it ,rofl dog is my cousin haha

[crossett422]

more monkey pussy for me!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

[dispinoyfrmlb]

and a single tear came out his eye nd i go Oh Shiet! lol

[mammers11]

surprise motherfuckers! Didn't think I knew about grape juice?

[F00Fight0rz]

kool aid

su

[F00Fight0rz]

woops accidently posted

sugar+water+purple mix

[de4n0z]

calm down blackface! SpLaSh!!!! ayy its black feet mother fucker take it easy!!!!! ROFL

[gdogfolife]

"CHIEF! THE SPIRITS HAVE GOT ME!"

[HeroofVCU]

Chief, the spirits got me! Chief, the spirits have got me!

[badapples87]

calm down, blackface! SPLASH

[elbigchile707]

We need to celebrate, nigga I thought you were dead!"

[atyourfuneral]

I am....an alcoholic...

[killzonekilla]

"it rip your dick off like a selary stock"

LOL

[badapples87]

celery stalk

[jcorvera]

"time out cheif..sorry to interrupt..im fuckin smashed man..the weeds to strong..im itchin..is this pcp nigga?"

LOL

[IFIRIEIEID]

LMAO

[tsmif22]

i said huh? my name? what? hahaha

[IsaiahAKAlc]

u must be lost these are vegetables. lol i kno wat u drink.

[remiemay]

i dont get the drop a gum wrapper on the floor tear thing... when he's talking bout indians :(

[Shadie94]

it was an old commercial...about litering and stuff.

[phem22sm1]

I think I heard some where that the guy in that commercial wasn't even Native American.

[tttsocutandcrazy0987]

if u don't like chicken and water melon somethin is wrong with u muthafucker

[tttsocutandcrazy0987]

relax muthafucker

[teckwerks]

White people eat Hot Pockets. Damn those are good~

[KobeWhoLBJ4MVP]

your not gonna get some monkey pussy on tuesday And then be like "oh let me call sharleen on thursday" NOOO!!!!

Lmfaooooo..!!!