BigAl Shorts A Glimpse into The Future

[Katakuna51]

And this, people, is why we might be the most retarded species in the universe.

[remotefreak147]

Ladies and gentlemen, the downfall of western civilization.

[whateverperson2006]

That girl screaming is literally ear-rape.

[PaperRayman]

Somebody call the fucking Belmonts.

[TheAzureNightmare]

@PaperRayman You know, I'd ask you to Call "J" if he remembered anything... Also, if you see him, don't say anything about Dracula, OR 1999.

[MrShinigami1]

LMAO that is funny

[MiriamSaka17]

Personally, I'd rather fangirl-scream over the Beatles, because their talented, and just an awesome band! Twitlight Is just a crappy book that we'll all forget about In less than two years.

[SilentBobett312]

I was thinking the same thing...

[FoolishFool1026]

Why... why is everyone around my age always making ME look like an idiot... (facepalm) WHY WHY WHY... /sob

[zzzzzzzzzzzzz9483942]

did she just call me a freak?

[DuragonLeMente]

Truer words have never been spoken

[books121]

Amen.

[TrueBlade3754]

Pause at 0:32

[FizzOfInsanity]

Agreed.

[KawaiiKemonomimi]

Here comes the Twilight yaoi....... (even though it is NOT anime!)

[TsubaZakeru]

21th Century is sucking hard, im starting to hope it all ends in 2012...

[Slayerkid16]

Wow.....Orgasm much. She screamed so loud by the mere mention of twilight by the sound of her voice towrds the end I think she cummed.

[MrApophis]

I am going to chop my head off so I never have to be alive when most of humanity is COMPLETELY RETARDED. I'm sorry my friends, but this phase of teengirls will NEVER end!

[Joflyer0211]

Sir, this one video is all it take to get a subscription from me. (Like you REALLY care...)

[punklover99]

the books are good for 1 thing and 1thing only BONFIRE

[fruitblood]

What happend to the 80's?

[punklover99]

when MJ died he took it with him

[ShadowClark143]

I wish I was born in the 70s' or 80s'

[BaragonKun]

and i think that only the kids in youtube were stupid as fuckin hell

[Jesterclown17]

... I'm scared.

:c

[AkatsukiMario]

Two words:  Crazy Fanatic.

[kasper549]

Its thing like these that make me ashamed to be a Teenager

[kasper549]

I am not sure how to reply to that was it an insult? Idk

[nitemaric]

yes she is a depressing fan girl

[VirtuousxOne]

Yep, we're fucked, Al. Straight up the ass.

[captainrag]

Fuck that I am glad not to be normal >.>

[LrdofArmageddon]

If by "normal" she means "batshit insane to the point where all logic is thrown out the window and hormones are the driving point of your life, including losing whatever taste you ever had".....then yes, BigAl....we are doomed.

[vannaharg]

haha xD

twilight.sucks.

[k9266]

if thats NORMAL then i hate to see if she wasnt normal

[xTHExLEGEND]

O_O she fucking crazy!!!! *running*

[Alphonso291]

If THIS is the FUTURE...we are F*****!!!

XD So hilarious, it's true.

[3supersoni]

WHAT....THE.....FUCK?!?!?!

[dillj34555]

Twilight is...

well, overrated at best.

[gurl1687]

LOL @ the Tags.

[Turbosoaker41]

yes, we certainly are.

hypocritical bitch.

[leonnasagawa]

Oh she doesn't seem that bad, look she's happy that's all that matters. That won't happen in the future. Nice vid, I lol'd.

[slashermaster28]

"Anybody who doesn't freak out like this is a freak!" That is the most lol-worthy statement I've ever heard. It's called freaking out for a reason

[HeatLegs]

My earz!!! >:O

[ermac2988]

Dracula must be rolling over in his grave

[scorpion1o4]

who is the girl in the video?

[dl902102]

An agent of Satan, come to rob us of our souls.

[marioskiller1212]

.....that was either the most creepiest thing i have ever seen, or she was a very good actress.

[fman40000]

No the future when all people will act like Chris Chan is when we are truly fucked. I'd take this future over than one.

[darthslain]

i've got bleach if anyone is feeling thirsty.

[punklover99]

your very tempting

[BillyCauseyjr]

@darthslain I've got a big bottle of terpintine instead, great for washing down pride. (lol,spawn dreamcast joke)

[TheVodkaHaze]

Stephanie Meyers should die the same way William Wallace died. Hung, drawn and quartered.

[jorgabmom]

ROFL

[SuperCornonthecob]

LOL stupid bitch. twilight sucks

[TheWorstComputerEver]

say your prayers everyone

[TheSuperSonic808]

BigAl I've been saying the same thing for 3 years now. Why is my generation completely insane?

[nintendude4199]

come and join the sane revoulation

[GLENNOKUN]

You are right

WE ARE FUCKED!

[dgrulzforev]

wow my generation is fucked.

[MegamanZXOmega]

if that IS the future then I would go back in time to the 1980s where it is not insane

[thatwierdawesomebean]

She has some lungs on her....but yeah we are so screwed

[Kaweebo]

In the future, the Twilight fanclub president is going to become dicator of Earth. Forcing everyone to only say good things about Twilight and if you hate the movie, you are put to death.

I pray that there will be a team of rebels fighting back when that age of hell comes...

I'd vote Al to be the leader of the Rebellion.

[theunknownmaggot]

amen to that. don't forget hellsing and darkness as part of that rebellion.

[Kaweebo]

Anbody is who SENSIBLE would join that rebellion. Or better yet, create a time machine and kill the author of Twilight before the book was made so that the idea of it would never be conceived in the first place!

[theunknownmaggot]

hmm, kinda like terminator. let's send arnold back to kill her.

[Kaweebo]

Yeah, Arnie'd definetly kill her.

[nintendude4199]

good i finally have a reason to test my time machine out

[Kaweebo]

Alright!

[dsmledhedowns]

In the words of the amazing athiest, we traded space hotels for twilight?

[FireStorm1512]

If that girl is normal, then I'm the queen of Antarctica. That was beyond acting rational.

[theunknownmaggot]

indeed. we may soon be fucked, hosed, and royally screwed.

[BigRedRATFX7]

Twatlight is ass raping the world to insanity

WERE FUCKED

[xCrazyJayx]

Twilight Fans

Making me lose faith in humanity every day...

[SnowLady4Ever]

Twilight....... IT FUCKED UP THE WORLD.

I honestly won't be surpriced if I get killed by some Twilight fan girls, since I hate it -_- Why couldn't they freak out like that on some GOOD SERIE?!? *coughHARRYPOTTERcoughLORDOFTH­ERINGScough*

[Harsgalt711]

yep....were fucked that's for damn sure

[BaronOfBacon]

Sadly, I lost my faith in humanity long before this.

[Narikotsu]

It makes me so sad that I am growing up in this age.

[UncleBetty32k]

ok, then kill me then...

[NamewithL]

another testimony of how our civilization is falling

[th3d3storoy3r]

ROFL

[UncleBetty32k]

I agree...

[doonsoldier]

Mabye Max Brooks should make "The Twitard Survival guide: Complete Protection From the Utter Retarded"

[mastershak3416]

that girl is on crack

She is NORMAL??

ahh yeah right

[UncleBetty32k]

I know right?

[Morathill]

Sounds like a horse

[codemasterda]

yea we are totally fucked, just look at the kids today.

[TG5455]

0:09-0:37

Holyshit...Clam the fuck down.

[RedheadMetalC]

LOVE OF GOD!!! WHY THE FUCK SHE WEAR THAT FUCKING HAT?? is she trying to be like that paramore singer?? what a fucking wannabe,

[Shadowsega75]

I couldn't agree more.

[ahosier12]

If you think this bitch is fucking stupid you should see my rant on this sonic fangirl named alix henriol,shes this bitch who wants to have sex with sonic and she thinks his real!

just search for The ranter kid rants:alix henriol in the youtube search bar and you will find it.

[dsmledhedowns]

Im ready for a zombie invasion but not a twitard one.... Im going to need beartraps.

[t0rment2004]

...She's gonna be the president someday.

(not saying that's a good thing, just that it will happen)

[bluebird1494]

Oh, and also, you won't believe what's being made. Sex toys. yep. you heard me right. SEX TOYS. Marketed towards 10 year old girls. An example of this is a sparkly rubber penis made too look like Edward Cullen's. YUCK! Seriously, who the hell would want to fuck a rubber penis? Ugh. And I've heard that people have been stabbed and beaten just because they don't like Twilight. So basically, Twilight has corrupted our world. All thanks to the bitch called Stephanie fucking Meyers!

[nintendude4199]

OH GOD the pain that a nasty image may god help me

[bluebird1494]

I know. Stephanie Meyers fucked up our world...

[nintendude4199]

wanna find that bitch with a shotgun in hand

[bluebird1494]

Man, it would be great to give her a good ass whoopin' >:)

We can torture her by tying her up while she's forced to watch a twilight book go up in flames (while gagged, so she can't scream)

It oughta serve that retard right for being a mega tard...

[bluebird1494]

Ugh, All of this bullshit makes me want to kill Stephanie Meyer. She's the bitch who made the horrendously sickening pieces of shit she calls literature.

[Fatcat214]

TAKE ME TOO! :D

[captainrag]

Gawd and Hot Pockets help us all O_O

[timprime4]

humanity will live that long?

[ABUsIVEUkE]

two words big al. I AGREE!

[CrystalHunter1989]

She-who-must-not-be-named...

[Koopa429]

UNDERSTATEMENT OF ETERNITY.

[Kluddraider]

If this is how the future will look like, I'll buy a shotgun and shells.

[DarkDemonKiller]

Let me join you with an AK-47

[nintendude4199]

I got a P90 and a RPG-7

[mrwaha1]

one time i was at blockbusters and my friend said "lets rent twilight" i said no then then some retarded fangirl came started screaming you fag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheSuperSonic808]

Is it bad that I want to go and hang myself after this video?(Only in a semi-serious way.)

[tdog076]

she came

[nintendude4199]

8 times

[Xethian79]

WOW! Man is that sad.

[darkgomugomu]

fuck hi-tech guns and vehicles, just send all the twilight and JB fangirls out to the war and let them scream. WE'D BE INVINCIBLE!!!

[vincanthofred]

I think what she said is the dumbest shit evar, she said ''i'm normal because if you don't FREAK-out like me, you're a freak.

see the link?

[neofox7]

lol agree

[DanaKishimoto]

I couldn't agree more

our future (and some parts of the present) are truly fucked

[WolfmanNougat]

Only the truly insane deny insanity.

And yes, we ARE fucked if this is the future.

[BrandNameMayhem]

I am starting to get sick of this whole "Twilight" obsession thing. Twilight is an over rated soap opera with vampires. Now True Blood. Thats a real vampire show!

[vincanthofred]

my mom watch True blood XD

[LazKeegan117]

All i heard was an over the top scream then her sayin that shes not crazy

[tubers93]

Holy shit

[dsmledhedowns]

Time to man the anti-vampire wannabe harpoons....

[LordLokust]

Too true

[Jennythebunnygirl]

Jesus H Tap Dancing Christ! I thought I was over obsessive! She just takes the cake!

[Lonewolfjedi]

I can't agree more, Al

[ValleyDave]

Someone shove a "hotdog" in her mouth quickly before she screams again.

[thedragonb0y]

Hate to say it, but we are. :(

[soilwork121]

These people will be the cause of the end of the world. :(

[ZaffiroRubino]

Al, my sentiments exactly.

Twilight Fangirls/Fanboys must have their own cult/religion by now >>;; It might as well be a race. @.@

[FireStorm1512]

I've heard of a Twilight religion (but I don't think it's true) it's called Cullenism.

[asiandrummer84]

oh great! and i thought the Jehovah's Witness was bad enough.

[GreyMatter00Duh]

......Could I possibly sue this girl for breaking my eardrums?

Yes, Twi-tards rule the futue, Al.

Don't fight it....Okay, do.

-puts on warsman mask and pulls out bear claw- BRING IT!

[Apptendo]

Were both fucked either way

[GearsX]

And the intelligence of the human race goes down the toilet

[GearsX]

To let you all know, I was referring to the girl goin' all hotsy-totsy over Twilight

[hurricanehiryu]

Twilight has fucked over the human race.

[BygPhattyPlus]

Oh dear... That's... she.... You know, they only hope for the planet to weed out stupid people like this is a Zombie Apocalypse.

[TheAzureNightmare]

Except they can TALK. AND MAYBE USE GUNS.

[BygPhattyPlus]

Well, let's hope that they are dumb enough to get eaten and save us all the trouble of ignoring them...

[pdnn101]

list of books that are waay better than twilight:

uncle toms cabin

grapes of wrath

the godfather

harry potter

the artemis fowl series

and much much more

[THEsquirrel3d]

So sad that a beautiful girl like that just had to fall victom to the mental desease of "Twilightism".

[jawsTeh]

its an epidemic that must be contained!

[StarAtlasZX]

Pleas shoot that screaming weeaboo, it is hurting my ears X(

[Apptendo]

But twilight isn't Japanese so she can't be a weeaboo .

[DarkWolfStudio]

Books that are better than Twilight:

Clapton (Gods autobiography)

Watchmen

The Godfather

Anything by Shakespeare

The Darwin Awards

Harry Potter

[jawsTeh]

Strategy guides

Journals/Diaries

Captain Underpants

the Dictionary

Drawing books

Picture Books

Instructions

Magazines

[TripleCorpseHB]

dont worry Al, i'm brewing some poison Kool-aid right now so if it gets out of hand we can toast to the fucked-future that we hopefully wont see.

[MissTrickster]

god she popped my ears D:

[rosestrife245]

Wow, you know I should be surprised by the obvious faggotry this girl is emitting, but considering this shitty series' reputation I find myself unimpressed.

[Dialga15132]

Indeed.

[ShadowOokami44]

Paient's name: Quality reading

Status: Deceased

Cause of death: Twilight and the rest of that damn series.

R.I.P Quality Reading :'(

[Dave102693]

Agreed! Btw, who's that girl in the video?

[Kirbyftw9]

And I thought I was crazy.

[seg162]

Oh my God... Oh My God...

We're screwed if the future is felled with Twilight fans...

"But I don't like Twiligh-" *gunshot*

[BGMLV]

R.I.P Humanity.

[gorefiend100]

The end is near people...

[aceofosea]

Im flying my freak flag loud and proud now.

[Atomicgodzilla1]

Reminds me of the Angry German Kid. Imagine a battle between the two.

AGK: Jset de Flaus h(I don't speak German that's just what is sounds like)! jset de flaush! jset de flaushhhh!

Crazed twilight fan: (some dribble that only a twilight fan would understand), Twiiiillliggght! Twiiiiilllight!

AGK: (whatever are the German words for "get me out of here!).

[TheHeroOfAnime]

If this the futher then I will fight against it. So this will never happen.

[SeanGamer91]

Al, I couldn't have said it better myself.

[SmashBrosfreak2020]

"If this is the future? We are fucked!" XD

[Demont]

0,0 someone send her to the nut house please.

[Icerama108]

Oh god... how old is she?

[pantallicaslayer9]

wtf is wrong with this chick? she makes Manny Ramirez's haircut look normal

[MetroidJunkie2007]

I see a future Sarah Palin in the works. xD

[AllieRX87]

In my view, the Twilight craze is something that will die out very quickly/ Girls may go crazy on it now, but it ain't future. They'll get over it and forget about it in 3 years or so.

Unless Twilight becomes 5 movie anthology.

[Sheaperd121]

If that does happen them we are pretty much fuck

[xXOrpheusThanatosXx]

I feel ashamed to be part of this generation because of these fuckheads making all of us sane people look bad!

[xGrandMasterTrea]

*Shoots Self*

[GreenPhoenix91]

AHHHHHHHHH SUWENYA I forgot the rest of the lion king circle of life song but truly eugenics seems to favor twilight girls with unconquerable strength like servants of dionysus but I green Phoenix will snipe thee vampire snakemen with my sacred saphire assault rifle.

[sigmahunter06]

IF THIS IS THE FUTURE... LMAO I'll Sonic Boom that girl in the face

[JapanAnimeBoy]

Well lets not make it not happen then...HEY 47!We got a new contract.The client told us to kill all twilight fans, lets go.

[DarkBandicoot]

Holy shit... she scares me! Freaking Twilight fans (the bad ones!)

[CableMetabollic]

We're all dead...

X(

[Fusionman42]

Well the, I guess we'll just have to send Terminators to the past to hunt down Stephanie Meyer.

[DorinoFasaad]

You said it!

[Spikedude101]

I get a RAGINGGGG feeling this girl's crazy.

[mechanicalsponge2390]

its people like this that give my generation a bad name. im ashamed to be a teenager right now.