Dom Joly vs Germany

[12390271]

Has anyone realised that there is no 0:58

[UKGEEZER247]

I'm sure thats a dutch accent he dosent sound german to me..

[tomthefunky]

*Diplomatic American steps in*

"Gentlemen, Gentlemen. Please stop this arguing and remember your nations have both contributed greatly to betterment of the mankind: Just think of the enormous numbers of Frenchmen you've killed together over the years".

[HauptgefreiterB]

@tomthefunky

wow, that joke made my day. Thank you very much

[c0dy007]

youve got the best penalty takers in the world... "thank you very much, "we won that one" LOL

[Jippsony]

lol fuckin great

[CallumRaab135]

Funny Dom holy is a legend

[f0rwh4t]

New!!! BIG Cellphone Pranks (Iphone4) >>>> v=qKN9ZKiiOJY

[joshl85680]

best thing about germany is there bikes

[bollo182]

Ur going home in a BMW

[edrag87]

HAHAHAHA

[JLTVstaff]

Some times that german person has a different accent, for example when he says "You live on an island!" He sounds scottish.

[Lintflas]

I guess, somewhere deep down in their hearts the Brits secretly love us Germans! ;-) Otherwise they couldn't have done all that great comedy about us! British humour rules!

Best wishes from germany

[AnglOsAxOn2]

@Lintflas its a love hate relationship on both sides. We all need some competition and some one to want to beat. This time you beat us good, next time we may repay the favour, its all good fun.

[Jangoski]

@Lintflas We love to hate the Germans ;) But I like your women....and cars....and beer actually.

[JLTVstaff]

@Lintflas The war was over 60 years and more ago, i dont have a problem with German people, you do have better football than us but i hate it when people fight over football and what happened at times most of us werent even born.

[Lintflas]

@JLTVstaff

Actually most Germans have respect for the English football spirit because it's pretty similar to ours, and there's no better match than a match between our countries. Of course there are some stupid idiots on both sides, but they don't represent ordinary people.

[BlakeTahoe]

whats up with all the retard americans finding dom's vids and deciding to state their retard opinion?.....c'mon guys this is why other countries think we americans are fat cousin fucking rednecks...try to say something either funny,intelligent, or both...not just "USA IZ WAYZ BETTAH!"

[PrestonNorthEndFan]

@BlakeTahoe My epic journey to find a true talking American is finally over.

[Dominick629]

@BlakeTahoe You should check your grammar before calling others retarded.

[coys77]

we've got bananas ha ha...

[TheJailProductions]

And you don't even eat bananas!

[ianbillericay]

I need to eat bananas lol

[lukeev]

This is, basically, football.

[Edeltraut3]

Dom Joly about as funny as herpes. He did the english sheep-shagging scene when the farmer chases him in Yorkshire.

[RudeBoyOfTheBlock]

Were they singing to Concrete Jungle?

[Triplesod]

Don't be daft, mate.

The start of Concrete Jungle is from a very old football chant, the Specials just used it themselves up it had been sung on the terraces for decades before that.

Actually, I see you're American, so it's not you wouldn't know about football/soccer chants anyway, so I'll let you off;-)

[Triplesod]

The football chant is "You're going home in a fucking ambulance!!"

And the dit dit dit dit dit, dit dit dit dit SPECIALS! You just replace Specials for England or whatever local team you support.

[asc0914]

im in a villa in costa rica....ahh i hate beinga lifeless fuk

[batazer]

I can't beleive people are arguing on THIS video, you lifeless fucks!

[nsahler]

guten tag

[Sueness]

love the comments!! Keep up the slagging match ladies xxx

[alalalaalalala11]

lol

[JACKABLOTT]

haha! when was that you daft prick?

[bettertobealive]

see Nik Nak from Man with the Golden Gun

[bettertobealive]

Im suprised you can even use a keyboard with those sausage fingers ;)

[bettertobealive]

"Get some new material"

"Limey idiot. "

Why don't you get some new material dumbass since we have been called limey for a few hundred years and it really doesn't annoy us at all really. Not neally as much as you yanks hate being the fattest country in the world.

[bettertobealive]

Well, actually the term limey comes from around the 1880s you unoriginal cunt.

[bettertobealive]

Oh, there are plenty more, mainly about donkeys, cousins and god. However, i don't want to go into a tirade of insults about American's, because I actually like American's.

I would much rather devote my energy to insulting the French.

[fofie89]

why french ?

[pompeyblues]

yeah, us brits are quite tame when it comes to insulting our ex-colonies, doesn't leave us much scope does it!

Don't get us started on the french or fucking germans though, oh and those irish pricks...

[morgandrim]

George Bush - both senior and junior !

[Triplesod]

All we have? Are you joking?? Brits could spend a full day insulting Americans. Each and every insult and new one, never repeating.

Believe me, mate. There are a hell of a lot of things about Americans that the World doesn't like. Being fat is only a tiny part of it.

I like Americans though. I think you're generally great people!

[Furrybitsful]

Gosh, mate, you're going soft on us D:

On a side note, I think that John Oliver is a cut above Dom. He's a brilliant comedian.

[Dominick629]

@Triplesod Lets see your diet and exercise regime, pal.

[Triplesod]

@Dominick629 Hehe. I'm afraid I don't need one. If anything I need to be adding weight.

[bettertobealive]

Yeah, nice one retard.

[bettertobealive]

To call Pearl Harbour "unprovoked" or even a "suprise attack" is naive.

[kieraninnit]

whys every1 fuckin arguing just watch it

[Roger11111111]

fuck the germans, nazi cunts each and every one of them, shud blow the wholw fucking country off the map, nazi cunts!!

[JACKABLOTT]

shut up you sade fuckers!

BRITISH AND PROUD!

2 WORLD WARS AND 1 WORLD CUP!

[tgc1600]

Well you did loose a war to the stupid fat yanks you idiot!

[dan892k7]

The English have selected memory do we? And I suppose Americans don't? -_-

The bombings of Dresden, Berlin and Hamburg were all joint RAF/USAF attacks, and they were actually commanded by the USAF, but marginally more RAF pilots were involved. I will not deny it was a shameful event in our history, however, it stirred up outrage in Britain, and we subsequently ceased all such attacks, and after the war a government apology was given. At least we know we did wrong.

Dan

[dan892k7]

Okay, I'm not denouncing the bomb, but why didn't they drop it on a military target such as Nagoya arsenal? Innocent lives were taken. "the bomb was meant for shock and awe", or you could say "the bomb was meant to terrorise", so basically you just said it yourself, it was terrorism.

Pearl harbour may have been a surprise attack, but it was still a military base, not civilians. Once you've signed the dotted line, you've agreed to 'die for your country', civilians should not be involved.

Dan

[dan892k7]

How did they prove it true? By re-enacting the whole pacific side of WW2 again? LoL! What a thing to say, it's been proven!? Prove to me that it's been proven!! OMG!! :-D

You chose terrorism over warfare, that is evil, and cruel, and frankly disgusting - especially for a democratic nation.

You're right (for once), I am from the North of England, and as a result, I have a broad accent.

I'm not attacking your country's people, just the government and education system. Limey and proud,

Dan

[dan892k7]

No it didn't, that's what you guys are taught in school to cover up the guilt. Had you attacked military targets, such as Nagoya arsenal which was left completely untouched, then you could have taken out the majority of their military in far less murders than what you committed into killing innocent civilians. Japan was by no means innocent in that war, but America was fucking disgusting, and it's still disgusting to this day that you gloat about it! American attitudes' make me sick!

Dan

[murf69]

hahahaha

[Slaught1004]

LOL!!!

[TrevorOfCrete]

You dont even eat bananas! LOL quality, Love it. Most people posting here need to get lives and stop being ignorant bastards.

[Zenthul]

Whats up with all this British-American hate shit.

Jesus christ, you guys are all fucking ignorant idiots.

[Trahildar]

well we'd make up with the americans if they wern't so damn trigger happy! shoot at the enemy, not our britich boys!

[TsubasaBVB]

its funny how people still talk about the war even tho it was over 60 years ago. We should all be friends and be glad for the peace. And not mention the war as soon as some football game comes up.

[tallbr0]

u drink warm beeerrr lmao

[joeydooley]

yous both cant drink beer like we irish

[Curlibear]

You don't even eat bananas!

...

Yes we do..?!

[burgerbaps]

wtf you dont eat bananas

[pmcdre2345]

1 nil down,

5 one up,

2 world wars and 1 world cup.

[ilovevdubs113]

it took america 3 years to come in to the worldwar you prick and americans backed out of world war 1 so learn your fuckin history are all americans thick they really piss me off americans only came for the glory dance you peanus iraq owns america so shut up and why do you keep askin britain to help you beat a country thats 50 times smaller than yours you fuckin muppets i hope all americans die there so fuckin stupid what have america won thats right fuck all

[partyboy99]

Wow at least we actually came to pull your asses out of anotehr stupid European war. I wish we never helped you f***s out in World War II and left it to Germany or the USSR to decide your fate.

[ilovevdubs113]

you didnt come to pull our asses out you came in 3 and a half years late just so japan would stop kickin your asses like pearl harbour so why dont you take your fat little american ass to the local history museum learn abit of history and then jog the fuck on you queer american bastard and you only came for the fuckin glory dance go tell that to your fuckin fat friends you fuckin thick cunt r all you americans thick as shit stupid question really no wonder you keep askin us to help u wiv iraq

[partyboy99]

Ahh see who is ignorant now, You assume Im fat but im not. Also Who the hell was the Power house at the end of World War II? It was the Soviets and the US. So are lend lease never helped? Hmmm I could have sworn most of your tanks in the African campaign were comprised of more Sherman's then Churchill's. Also Japan kicked your ass too and they kicked your ass harder they they do the US. Shit even Australia held out against them.

[EnglishDude353]

what is wrong with you? we fought, and so many lost their lives, for the same ideals.

together, thank god, we won the war.

do you not appreciate that or are you too wrapped up in teenage angst?

[omzin]

you tell em mate, fucking dumb cunts are brainwashed thay don't know shit...

English man in Ireland i bet every time the sun comes out your fishing or drinking, i know i would be...

[ilovevdubs113]

how did you guess fella if not fishin on 360 lol

[ilovevdubs113]

2 words glory dance thats all yuo came for remember

dickhead

[Trahildar]

Though in all fairness America only went to war due to economic reasons

And dropping the atom bomb was unacceptable.

[hamsamich1]

America started fight because japan bombed us

In the ind we bombed the shit out of them and we won. So maybe if they wouldnt have tried to bigshits and start something with we wouldnt have nuked them

[dan892k7]

What!? Why are we talking WW2 on a comedy video?

Regardless, I like proving American dick heads wrong, so here I go.

Japan bombed a military base, so you retaliated by killing 4 million civilians on your bombing raids of towns and cities, and killed a further 500,000 through nuclear warfare which for many was slow and painful through radiation poisoning.

A country like America should have concentrated on military targets, like the largest base in the world - Nagoya arsenal.

Dan

[breakinthebend]

piss off

[muppetman666]

they'd have moved on to you and one eventualy

[ilovevdubs113]

ive never heard such at dumb comment as these stupid american dicks they reckon they saved our asses and yet again get owned by afghans roll on terrorist attacks 2 hijak 50 planes next time boy and finish that fat useless country off no 1 would notice there all fat dicks who forgot they didnt have a parachute when they were jumpin out of them big smokin towers lmfao FUCK AMERICA DIE AMERICANS DIEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[timothy316666]

only 1 world cup?

[ilovevdubs113]

and 2 world wars

[jezzacaple]

That made no sense haha

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[1116tom]

I like that sign 2 mister lady jeans

[jonathan12376]

lol "look there's a german"

[lukeev]

Haha. This pretty much sums up football fans. Sorry. :-D

[lilmonkey888]

Gabriella, if that is your real name, exactly what does "n0rty" mean, anyway?

[MadFootieFan123]

You live on a island and you don't even eat ... bananas!

LMAO

[Bipanah]

couldnt they get someone with a german accent?

[danjosimo3000]

wtf was that

[mattbellamymate]

you don't eat bananas?? what? think i've been to that stadium or somewhere near it

[lovretic]

jajajjaj

you live in germanyy

[tallbr0]

u dont even eat bananas lmaos

[friedogs]

yes we do!

[IvarTheBoneIess]

yours football is crap

[friedogs]

yours is..very good!

[IvarTheBoneIess]

You got the best penalty football players in the world.

[friedogs]

thank you very much! yes your right!

[Squidlover1000]

Lol even though I'm Engish, I have to say that Germany is a better country in general. Still, who won the war, eh?

[Woolies2007]

That would be Russia!

[JoeyChimpo]

I'm German and I say Britain fuckin' rules! Gotta love British humour and films like Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Lock Stock, Snatch and others.

[EyeHawk777]

@JoeyChimpo

what? germany is far better! you have respectable people as opposed to chavs, brilliant engineering as opposed to pakistani immigrants. but thats just my take, being English and all.

[Ramox3]

@EyeHawk777 i second that mate

[stevenh1989]

lol

[Gall1981]

lol whats mister lady jeans all about?!

[MartinSchleyer]

@Gall1981 Mister&Lady Jeans is the main sponsor of nuremberg s Football club. It s a store like H&M , where rather cheap trousers are available (for misters and ladies:)

[silentguff]

It's just the video isn't in sync with the audio. That happens to most videos on youtube - doesn't mean they are dubbed.

[schweatyballs]

hhahahahahaahhaha

[johnniejay]

You're going home in a Minor Morris?! HAHAHAHA..."You don't even eat Banana's! Yes We Do!"

[Felipo83]

you live on an ilands :D :D thats so true hahaha

[sisoyer]

rofl, nice one. the brits own us in every good banter...damn

[almic81]

great... shows hot silly football fights can be... i love football but not violence...

[Eqvaliser]

roflmao. good stuff.

[soccer4us]

avon from football-chat is a wanker :)

[idontnowwathtoput]

shittt

[boltybaggie]

lmao

[bigbalko]

You don*t even eat bananas! island apes! haven't laughed like that in a ?month? maybe!

[anogramatic]

lol, funny stuff, where has dj gone?

[steakswans]

that is hilarious, 'you live on an island..and..you dont even eat bananas!'

[steph10132]

can sombody please tell me exactly what is dom joly

[Carthette]

lol.. dom joly is that guy who is shouting at the german fan, he also does trigger happy tv..

[btd52292]

so funny. haha "we've one that one. you;ve lost you;ve lost"

[fyffee]

Does anyone remember the beer swilling england fan learning how to be a football hooligan in french language? If anyone posts it or knows where I can find it let me know pls.

[fyffee]

I'm guessing the German was an actor... if not he's a friggin genius hahaha!!! What's the bananas line all about?

[chessington]

the germans call the english insel affen, which means island apes or island monkeys, monkeys eat bananas, either that or you associate islands with being tropical and growing bananas

[fyffee]

Ha ha, nothing like a good old slanging match, knowing that makes more sense. Still funny as hell.

[JD1010101110]

where did that come from?

[MartinSchleyer]

@chessington both true i think, but i must say that "Inselaffen" (Island monkeys) isn t the official term for an english person in Germany:))). We just say that when where angry about u (as far as ur english). Like callin us Krauts. U got 2 choices how to handle those "insults" : Insult back and get aggressive or just take it with a smile.

I pfrefer the 2nd one:when someone calls me a Kraut, my answer always is "Proud to be a Kraut!!"

[Curlibear]

LMAO that's absolute genius.

I love Dom Joly, I will meet him one day if it kills me.

[Winktoven]

lol "We won that one"

[GojiraAddicted]

That was one of the funniest things I have ever seen this year. XD

[avfcgoodie]

lmao

[torbolski]

That was brutal...

[Sunspray]

WTF?! Was that from the show?

[coaxial]

haha