"YES DEAR" Bloopers! Not related to the TV show of the same name

[Legency619]

wtf is this i wanted the tv show not this homo

[thechurchofdave]

@Legency619 Well then I guess your ability to read those words "Nothing at all to do with the TV series of the same name." Must have slipped by your awesome intellect! :D

[ReverendPopeFoxyFox]

@thechurchofdave DAve, that made my night! :D

[fretless282828]

WHAT ? This guy is a total waste ! Now I know why no one has ever heard of him or his "So called" music........

[Auguya]

I'm confused lol..

[Auguya]

I'm not smart enough to understand what you wrote lol xD

[thechurchofdave]

@Auguya I said fuck em :)

[Auguya]

@Dave You could try and understand peoples frustration though..

I mean Yes Dear isn't really a popular show or serie however you call it in English..So when you finally think you found Bloopers and end up here..Is kinda anoying..

This is not my cup of tea or w/e..But i think if this is something what you liked to do..And you did it then why not? Good for you..

And i'm sorry the TV industry fucked you over..

Watching TV helps me though Humor is good for me xP

Btw Happy New Year xP..

[thechurchofdave]

@Auguya Understood. It's not what they want and the effort to leave is literally one tiny little tap of only the lightest bit of pressure at the very tip of one finger. Yet people's desire to lash out with insults is worth investing a thousand times more time and energy.

If I can learn to understand a persons desire to be a dick to a stranger, they will just have to learn to live with the fact that accidents and coincidences happen and instant gratification isn't always available.

[SuperSaiyan877]

4:14 XD so funny!

[binnyhur]

2 liter bottles are the only way to go, lol.

[Auguya]

Honestly if you have had replied to these people normally

I wouldn't even have posted here..

Also your not 100% being honest cause you have heard of the show called Yes Dear..Cause you said

Fuck Greg

Fuck KIm

Fuck Jimmy

and

Fuck Christine

[thechurchofdave]

@Auguya I only lash out at behaviors, ideas and non real life characters. As a rule, I do not name real life people and start calling them names. I leave that behavior to people with nothing else to say cuz I have PLENTY else to say.

I made this video 3 years ago. The comment you refer to was made 3 months ago. After enough comments, I Googled the show and responded to complaints by insulting the fictional characters. 100% honest. Fuck TV. I worked in it for 26 years. It's bullshit.

[Auguya]

I don't slam your hobby..Its just funny to me when someone ask you where are the Yes Dear Bloopers that you gotta respond to it like that..

Hence i called you fat and that you should not act tough..

Also in 3 years 8.5k views..I honestly think 8k are of those that thought they would find bloopers from the show Yes Dear..

Anyways i don't need the right for an opinion..Whether you care or not care about it is a whole different story..

[thechurchofdave]

@Auguya

1. I quit TV 18 years ago.

2. I wrote a song called "Yes Dear." Hence these bloopers.

3. I never heard of the TV show "Yes Dear."

4. I understand it must exist because of comments but this video has  nothing to do with it. I have no doubt that most of the views on this video, are accidental.

5. I do not solicit or trick people into views.

6. Your desire or rational for doling out insults is ultimately only a display of who you are. Your words define you, not others.

[Auguya]

Better a wannabe rap star..

Then being fat like you..

Look at how you talk saying lameness rofl..

Dude how old are you? When are you getting a life

+ This video is damn 3 years old and your still keeping and eye on your video rofl..So sad indeed..

[thechurchofdave]

@Auguya I accept your lack of understanding about how things work here, since you don't create or post anything. I also understand the reasoning behind your need to slam others as a hobby.

So once again, I couldn't care any less about your opinion of anything I say or do. You haven't earned the right to have an opinion which I care about.

For every one of you complaining trolls there are a hundreds of others who like what I do just fine. They out number you into oblivion.

lol

[Auguya]

Why is this fat piece of fck acting cool?

Your whole life experience has just been fcking eating 24/7 now stfu

[thechurchofdave]

@Auguya Oh goody another wanna be rap star trying to act tough on the internet by yappin like a little dog and not creating a damn thing. LoL I probably won't be to worried about what a net troll has to say lol Have fun lashing out from behind that keyboard of yours :)

[ViciousSkittle]

YARLEDARARDELALDLRLALLLDLRLEAL­LDAR... 'Yes Dear...'

[jeffnardone]

WTF does this have to do with "Yes, Dear"? Where's Greg and Kim Warner? Where's Jimmy and Christine Hughes??? Where's the damn dream sequences? Total lameness.

[thechurchofdave]

@jeffnardone Dear Jeff Nard Just because a large portion of the sum total of your life experience is spent flushing your mind down a TV toilet, doesn't mean there isn't life outside the sponsor approved sitcoms you seem to think represent the real world.

Let me illuminate you as to the "total lameness" of your ways. When you step outside your boob tube reality and then complain that the rest of us aren't living by the fake rules of your commercial fantasy, THAT is lameness and total failure.

[thechurchofdave]

@jeffnardone Oh, before I forget.

Fuck Greg

Fuck KIm

Fuck Jimmy

and

Fuck Christine

Have a lovely day :) 

[tenmilecomic]

not too many people pirate their own song.

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[abominableangel]

hahaha oh god!! you should so make the pirate death metal version of "Yes Dear"... with some drums and bass in the background you'd have a number one hit there... oh bloody hell that was so funny tear*

[DiggiDogDeluxe]

CokaCola xD

[troll9555]

what a fag

[Curious1inPolk]

Gotta love a Pirate!

Your Redheaded Fan

XOXOXO

[thechurchofdave]

Curious1inPolk:

It's good to see you made it :)

[Curious1inPolk]

Oh Ive been here lurking, just figured out I could leave comments.

[thechurchofdave]

SNeeEEEEEeekkieeeee

[TheStickyNoteKing]

Holy shit! The sheer quantity of awesome in this video is overwhelming! I can't decide which is better, this or the final version!

[Shindai]

Yes dear, pirate rendition. Very cool

[FrostmourneFK]

You have to be a little crazy to me a good musician. Dave is awesome.

[thechurchofdave]

FrostmourneFK: Holy crap! That means, mathematically speaking, I am A FUCKING BRILLIANT MUSICIAN!!!

Does a little victory dance, trips over a kitten and lands in the cat box. "I ROCK!" (spits out sand) pfft phffpt

[FrostmourneFK]

That's the spirit! :D

[FrostmourneFK]

Though, that doesn't mean the crazier you are the better you are. You still have to be able to write a song without fear of the words coming out and attacking you.

[thechurchofdave]

FrostmourneFK: Oh sure, a mouth fulla dirty cat box sand an NOW you tell me.

[FrostmourneFK]

Sorry man. I didnt tell you to go overboard ya know...

I coulda figured from the video though...

;P

Anyway, I love your work, man. Keep the videos coming.

[Biohazard1369]

xD!

[blatant2subtlety]

lol! frickin metal!

[DCMan06]

Man what in the hell is the matter with u

[Kyotaa]

WTF?!?!?! XDDDDDDD

[CATtie397]

that dude creeps me put, and he is like a mason, and he wont stop talking at the beginning.

[HellzReverend]

Fucking a man.. this shit cracks me up EVERY SINGLE TIME I watch it..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[woodyrimshot]

You busted my gut man...

[Marymarybobeary]

It does sound "piratey" but it just dawned on me what it really reminds me of....

Parts of "If I Were A Rich Man" in Fiddler on the Roof....lmao!!! So you're Tevye with a wild pirate side, perhaps?

I would be on the floor if I was around for your songwriting sessions if this is what they're like....LOVE IT!

Thanks for sharing...

[lazymornings]

too funny.

[darthfade01]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea

[ericksermon12]

O.o LLOOLL?

[sandysboy]

why don`t you people post videos with the right name,LAME VIDEO BY THE WAY !!!!!

[ratbutcher]

haha, I have the MP3! ardidlyardidar!

[CivilHuman]

absolutely fucking hilarious

[olaingebriktdoennem]

goldberg!!!

[DJWiretap]

Brilliance! Shear unadulterated brilliance!! XD

[LogicSoup]

LMFAO love it!

[yugisr]

You know what would be a good song for ScaryDAve? Yo-ho Yo-ho a pirate's life for me!

[Mashdom]

omg that was unexpectedly funny! damn!

[tripleA17]

Hahaha you just lost it at about 3.40, and went mad at 4.15

Great stuff!

believe it or not, but i wish i could write songs like this.

you're such an entertainer, keep it up man.

[twiltshi]

Arrrr...Yes Dear. :-) That was great to see some "free form stuff". I knew I would like it as you where adjusting yourself in the chair and you mumbled "Stupid piece of shit chair".

[SuperSaiyan877]

HAHAHAHAHAHA so funny!

[440GEORGIA]

you are too cool and ya have kinda grown on me lol i got just about as many tats as you do and 1 needle stick that is a for pleasure only ya got one of those ???? inquiring minds wanna know

hugz

440georgia

[livinthepast]

Good thing you never did DRUGS

[thechurchofdave]

ivinthepast : Yeah there ya go. Let's all imagine me on ACID for a moment...ok well THAT wasn't pretty ehehhe I am already about as far out as I ever needed to go ;) hehehe My life was more about learning to reel it in a touch ;)

[williamthemighty]

You should have kept it !

[TheRock545454]

Ha Ha Ha!

The part the started at 4:15 both scared and completed me. Gonna have nightmares tonight...

[Caswitch]

sounds like me in the morning!!! hahaha not to be rude but my mom says that you made a fool of your self showing that.

[thechurchofdave]

Caswitch : Tell yer Mom I said "Yes Dear"

[Caswitch]

she just laughed

[InsaneSparrow]

You could be in a pirate film

[deadreckoning185]

That was one of the coolest things I have ever seen..... EPIC!!!

[thechurchofdave]

The "song" lol without the talking is now available at garageband daught calm/thechurchofdave it's entitled , "The Pirate Song"

[FGAlxPx]

Ha ha... it's hard to tell if this isn't as good as the final version. I imagined a little parrot on your shoulder burping in time with the guitar.

[newbievids]

so friken hilarious! Very fun to see the real you haha!

[MaverickMedia]

Mmm the creative process - it's the getting there that's fun, so it seems anyway. Cheers Dave for the funny shit, arrr yeah.

[ftom2006]

That was fucking hysterical! It must be an interesting time for your neighborhood when you are engaged in a creative process. Loved it!

[mindya12]

Is that coming from inspiration from where you are living now? YES DEAR? hmmmm. I wish I could have been an inspiration of one of your songs. HA HA HA!

[triciakitty]

This version is the best! What can be better than a Drunken Irish Pirate?

[MBRHIndustries]

hahahahaha

arrr.

[dctcool]

ARRRRRGGHHH HARDIE

hahahaha classic

This deserves at least an editors pick!

[MistressTaurea]

hahaha!!! cool x

[rvo91]

lol

[kenrg]

I like it better as an Irish jig performed by pirates on speed!

[dinjo14]

lol thats brilliant

[Tuulish]

Loved it !! - would like to hear more.

[AngryAussie]

That was indeed more than a little pirate-y. And damn funny. Plus it's pretty cool to see a "work in progress" and get that little insight.

[johnfinbarburke]

hahahahahaha buuuuuke lol

[JimmerSD]

AYYYY, EEEEE, EYE, OOOOOHH, ARRRRRRR!

(The Pirate vowel set)

[xxc3lld4m4gexx]

AR-DI-DIDELLY DAR YES DEAR ROFLMAO

[ChristopherMast]

Hahaha! We have similar songwriting processes... I frequently fire up iMovie so I don't lose my chord progressions. Can't say I've ever ended up looking like a pirate! :)

[zneella]

haaahaaa......lol.......pricel­ess man5*****

[sneakypreacher]

Damn...you were like a drunken pirate on speed! LOL!

[july7nyc]

you're right. you could've used my parrot for this!! lol!

[thechurchofdave]

july7nyc : I love your parrot :) Told ya we would make a cute couple ! (parrot an I :)

[hinoraito]

eh I tried to post a video repost and I have no idea if it worked o_O. I should see it on here and I dont (maybe youtube is slow)

[hinoraito]

*video response

XD

[ChoofMonster]

Piss-funny!

[jogayot]

alternate middle,,, harr,,, harr,,,.... cut out with a sabre!

[Pazma1]

You'd make a good pirate.

[rancidwounds]

That was halarious! I loved it. hhaa

[etourist2]

That's totally hysterical - watching a song before it grew up and made sense. Pure art. :)

[poorogue]

hahaha "arrrrr! *burp* Yes Dear."

[hinoraito]

bwhahaha oh my god. Why do I like this one better than the final product XD. So hilarious. This is going in my favorites!!

[LilCav68]

Need a straw? LOL

You would have made a good pirate. :0) maria

[gemycat]

I think you're so funny!!

[Outlaw3107]

LMFAO!

[Oddsweb]

You know Christy Moore could sing this the way you put it, I liked the pirate take! I could almost see Johnny Depp doing that! It whent too quick though! I hope you show more of these. :¬D great stuff!

[twinkart]

MG! Direct line to Black Beard? chortle

[Sis363]

Looks like this might ba a little therapeutic for ya. Not that it's a bad thing, it's actually probably a good thing for the rest of the world. Good to see ya back was starting to miss you.

Sis.

[drumitar]

awesome !

[thedeadman02xl]

what kind of acoustic guitar do you use?

[thechurchofdave]

thedeadman02xl : hmmm let's see....Yamaha....FGX-04 LTD. Spray painted half flat black...ish (so it don't show on cam) with the same rattlecan engine paint I do my choppers with :D I can honestly say it's one of the worlds ugliest guitars ... well NOW it is :D

[eire138]

I love seeing this kinda shit man!! Fuckin hilarious! Rum indeed...