WTF, you need to get rid of all your PORN!

[BlondBoy321]

Hmmm..., does anyone else want their ps3 encrypted???

[Creepayne]

LOL. Man said Helms Deep.

[jamalmortimer]

Stock Pile porn in case SOPA Passes! if it does that means no more free porn!

[BlondBoy321]

Some of u dumb mofos are downloading on wifi and gettin caught from viruses not just from encrypting, if you want to do it right, download from your iPhone then to your laptop dumb mofon kids these days...

[rafiraied1]

i dont fucking understand why would people download porn or even wrose buy dvds and pay money online. dudes there are a ton of websites for you to watch porn online for free if you havent figured it out yet.

[vansibot]

Which motherlover downloads porn?

[omdway]

"Fortress of porn. Shit looks like Helms Deep!!" BWAHAHAHAHAH. Funny because it's true.

[DgraymanKicksAss]

>2012

>Not encrypting your external HDD

I seriously hope you nigga's dont do this.

[BlondBoy321]

@besttrueblood describe this illegale thing or hit me up with a copy too...

[Ankam863]

If the world saw my porn stash, they'd think I was lame.

[BestTrueBlood]

i mean keep it, not erase

[BestTrueBlood]

guys i need your help.

i got over 8.5gb porn + i got something that would put me in jail for watching, and i feel fucking bad for jurking off to it. If the cops brake my door and search my computer then i'll eat shit and my parents know. should i erase the good hard finding porn OR delete it and never find it again. im 19 by the way.

[afrolewis1]

@BestTrueBlood Hit me up with a copy, my boy.

[fuckyouhookers]

Getting your stroke on like your in the PGA tour... lol!

[cisco385]

lol at 3:17 i see your green boxers

[Foreverguga1]

I had to do a powerpoint presentation in college on a unexpected moment and I forgot to turn off my porn screen saver

fail

[dedeeladyboo]

What the fuck is this

[LemonZeppelin]

RedTube: It's all online, nothing to download, no BS, just the good stuff. :D

[jonavinb1]

Is that Hitler in the top left corner??

[strid3r34]

i literally cried that was so funny

[ax3b]

I LOLed when he stood up at the end.

[harris3693]

Due to certain technological restrictions (Slow as a turd computer, mfg. in 2001), I have to download all my porn onto my PSP, now my PSP is like a Nuke warehouse full of PORN!!!!

[noob7287]

Repeatedly press

7 to see john masturbate

[mowgli2071]

Also!!!!!!!!!! Get a VPN!!!!!!!!!!!!! There are the equivalent of line-use-directories that apply to the internet (remember when Jerry Orbach said "we'll pull the luds", on like, every other Law and Order? That's what he was referring to). Proxy servers are also good, but they have their own risks associated: do your homework on them prior to using that type of thing. DYH on VPN's (Virtual Private Networks), as well. Always better to be informed, about anything, in life.

[maigono2010]

bartenders always seem nice like this guy at frist..but they are really c0ckblockers..all of them

[mightykdodge]

Struggling to survive, I would go to nearby evangelical churches looking for food and clothes. To receive assistance, you had to be "born again." I became "born again" more than seven times, hopping from one church to another in search of food. +233271586458

[mightykdodge]

Struggling to survive, I would go to nearby evangelical churches looking for food and clothes. To receive assistance, you had to be "born again." I became "born again" more than seven times, hopping from one church to another in search of food.

[elmst034]

lmao does this guy really have shorts on with that?

[FlareStorm10]

*cough* RedTube *cough* PornHub *cough*

[za1pp]

Porn Apocalypse lmao

[TheVideofreak98]

Im 13 use mi ipod delete history and cookie and download pic safe or vid safe and store stuf on dat

[09darkvoid]

wow long hair

[09darkvoid]

I have a script that does this:

-appends all porn files with .txt (no longer an openable video)

-compresses all files with 7zip

-all 7z files appended with .txt

-all compressed txt files are in one folder

[GAYFORGROHL]

i hide my porn in plain sight on my desktop....COZ' I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

[mowgli2071]

@GAYFORGROHL Vitualgirl!!! Hell yeah! Well, hell-maybe. Or, hell-don't-click-that.

[GAYFORGROHL]

@mowgli2071 virtualgirl??? na it's right next to my age of empires shortcut

[iratealott]

Sire, u got itself a subscriber

[everautumn672]

or you could put a password on your computer. :)

[jbohler33]

damn this was a wake up call...

[p7373]

DONT look up girl getting fucked by donking

[BECAUSECAPSLOCK]

I am free to download all the porno from the internet.

[AQArise]

KK i just posted and watched a few more min (SUBSCRIBED!!!!!)

[rollo12000]

@AQArise That was just one K away from an unpleasant situation.

[AQArise]

I love this guy.

[ericonline73]

Awesome!

[foxer135]

Rule No1.  DELETE DELETE DELETE!

[HayzoBlade]

thumbs up if you typed in you porn

[D0ntClick0nMe]

ima subscribe

[gachman]

who needs to download porn... when u can stream....-_-

[360SnipeProductions]

lmao she opens up a dude fisting a goat! she doesn't like nature like you do lolololol

[ArianaGinspiration]

GeeksRus95 do u have kik on ur itouch?? If so add degrassiluver

[Mecrazyer]

??????? -.- confused face

[GeeksRus95]

1800+ pics... Is that bad?..... XD

[sillybilly44444444]

Laugh until i feel it in my belly, thanks for the upload. True info too.

[Jesus45U]

The solution, is online password encrypoted pornstashes.

... yes, they exists.

[commentnotapproved1]

I'm goin' for a pull!

[deuce3345]

can u still use the incognito if u use internet explorer?

[GTTCclan]

Thank goodness for hidden files and folders ;-)

[scottwill19]

U cant understand some of the stuff this guy says, bcuz of his black voice, and 2 cuz hes like australian or something

[webcamblues]

@scottwill19 dumbshit hes from america

[YorianSevenfold]

lol I just cheked here, I got 75gb of porn! LOLWTF

[flykicksxXx]

lkmjgmibni

[YouGot4Shotted]

JERK THAT PENIS.

[FOGHATfan4life]

Everybody The pornapocalypse is coming be prepared but you can't catch me holding

[FOGHATfan4life]

Everybody The pornapocalypse is coming be prepared

[solihinbymfan]

Good tip for people who are adiccted to porn I'm clean I. Never watch porn

[tVICx]

nope

[Ianuarius85]

What's wrong with having porn? If some dumb bimbo doesn't like my porn stash, that's her problem. Gee teh eff oh MAH LIFE! I don't even have that much porn. Mostly pictures, because it's easier to watch clips on browser. Now, telling people they are stupid and they should be afraid of these stupid fucking women... is stupid. Half kidding.

[ANT5003]

too funny....

[Nawisw111111]

i dont download porn

i just look at flashplayer

[AllocateB]

I have a script that does this:

-appends all porn files with .txt (no longer an openable video)

-compresses all files with 7zip

-all 7z files appended with .txt

-all compressed txt files are in one folder

-folder gets compressed with RAR

-folder gets appended with .jpg

nobody would guess that a .jpg file is actually a compressed folder full of text files which are actually compressed porn videos

I also have a script that undoes it all. the scripts are compressed and hidden as well. WIN

[harris3693]

@AllocateB GENIUS, THE NEXT PORN EINSTIEN!!!!

[rodenrren2]

@AllocateB what is it?

[pesfan321]

@AllocateB Or you could just delete them......

[callowaymotorcompany]

@AllocateB I just have an encrypted drive and a passworded folder

[qubiq3]

@AllocateB how big is this jpg file?! more than 200kb? than it is suspicios :P

[AulpxD]

he wore a nice shirt just for the camera, he was wearing boxers with it lmao

[longdongbagong]

Some guy fisting a donkey cause your a nature lover. lMAO

[bbphnix]

I use stream porn; rarely very rarely do I ever download

[LaPersonaNonGrata]

I don't download porn, I just check out Prime curves, stroke the snake and I'm good to go. But, still, the real deal WILL ALWAYS BE the real thing, so Im gettin away from cyber titties and gettin the skills to master the fleshy titties!!!

Men taking their power back, bitches!!

[Valde4second]

i have 30 porn videos if my internet goes off :D

[bigjoe1vidsinc]

lmao thats the way i was lol i got rid of my porn stash long ago..now if i look at porn i dont save it.

[akicool002]

shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!

[54israelsilva]

i got to get my stroke on

[Camaron47]

I'm transferring porn to my iphone so I can discreetly masturbate in bed, while watching this video.

[OolTube02]

Shouldn't you be deleting this video then...?

[gamingismyPORN]

WTF i love porn btw i like 2 Girls one cup jk that shits gay

[ShyRobot]

@gamingismyPORN If thats gaym does that mean you'd rather watch 2 guys 1 cup?

[xXvolhvXx]

Why would you even download porn? To watch it on your iPod or to share it with your friends and colleagues? I don't get it. I never download any of it, and I always clean up my browser history when I turn off my computer. You should, too!

[missemybabez31]

Was it just me, or did anyone else not hear a single word in this vid?

[lovesnooker2010]

Every one watches porn don't they?

[tundeeeee]

fisting a donkey ? What .. the fuck xD

[kbnastyman]

this guy must like animal porn

[Arcturistheballer]

FUCKING SKY JON ALL DAY LMAO

[BarriosGroupie]

I agree that porn is bad for the mind and limits your ability to live your life more fully.

[cutthroatgentlemen]

@BarriosGroupie anything in excess becomes its opposite. Too much alcohol is bad for the mind and limits your ability to live your life more fully as well, but a daily glass of wine and a glimpse of smut once a week is perfectly healthy.

[BarriosGroupie]

@cutthroatgentlemen hmm... yes you could be right, but I don't drink alcohol at all because it doesn't do anything for me. Unfortunately, porn does

[Lotrioni]

@BarriosGroupie how

[BarriosGroupie]

@Lotrioni I love porn. I love the stuff with sexy, erotic story lines. But at the end of the day it's just a pointless addiction that doesn't add to my life or anyone elses, except those that make money out of it to provide for their families. There's more to life than the stimulation of the genitals.

[Lotrioni]

@BarriosGroupie life is about the stimulation of the genitals! we do other things just to keep alive, but ultimately, sex=life. if people were to stop having sex our species would get extinct period. stimulation of the genitals brought u on this planet for god sakes, stop being in denial.

[BarriosGroupie]

@Lotrioni sex is there to create children, yeah I'm all for that.

[TheEd0206]

YOur mom caught you with porn

[latabo1]

you my boy! fucking nigger what fuck u

[1Onsokumaru1]

I was laughing so hard tears fell.

But the key is to hide it in a way nobody will find it.

[Drahregssor]

Apocalypse-check out Zprepaired (dot) c o m , its got a link to an online database that will store all ur porn, for a price, so u will always have it when you're local computer salesman becomes a zombie and you end up smashing ur laptop in the process of mashing his undead brain to a pulp.

[TheGeorgeToddShow]

ha ha i did catch you youve just said you watch porn so we still have evidance!

[InToTheBlue71]

noooo way man , i need porn ,,,, lots and lots of porn thats why i download tons of it , you know for the dark days !

[jacktheripperrules]

why would a guy fist his ass?

[cc1sportingtorver]

Easy for you to say, brother...

[stoopefy]

you look at notes.. I feel cheated or are they just positive afimations

[cryingzombie]

Here's the bottom line. Americans who are at least 18 freaking out over porn have probably not bothered to read the FBI warning nor the provisions of United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, which has kept American, professionally-made porn free of criminalization. If it breaches even one of these provisions, THEN, it's illegal.

[marlin187]

I heard of someone that lost his job on wall street when one of his colleagues went into his computer looking for some files for a meeting while he was driving on his way to work.Security was waiting with all his belongings outside of the building when he got there .My cousin was working as a secretary for the firm when it happened.True story.Good advise Skyy.

[shoseki]

Yeah, we should all be ashamed of what we are into. Lets all keep living a lie.

If women buy a "black lace" novel, thats "exploring their sexuality", but if blokes get something they are into, suddenly we are "weird" and its a "fetish". How dare we prefer women who our thousands of years of evolution have made us think about as our ideal, with large breasts for feeding children, wide childbearing hips, thin waists to show that they take care of themselves, etc etc.

Bullhockey.

[Vulkanrapper]

lool. ^^

[shammas23]

i think thats just you bro who downloads so much porn that is fills up their harddrive. lol

[munfmunf4boisdinner]

i think a small stash is fine one only one external hard drive about 250 gigs. pick one night a week to put the best stuff you have ever seen on it then when it gets full buy a safe and put it in there boom now your ready for the apocolypse

[Cynnabuns3310]

ahahahaha!

[Massap2]

Love how he mentioned Helms Deep!

[ShishioSeta]

And he found it in class too. In the middle of class, outloud he said "Danny, why do you have porn on here?" =.=

[ShishioSeta]

Lol man you're so right! It's like, "oh I'm gonna download this porn clip, no one will see it". 3 days later, my friend found it on my phone. lol -.-

[95ellington]

Yeah, well when the world goes to shit and internet dies. I still have my collection lol.

[oluwafemi94]

nawa 4 this video

[ThomasAMV]

Iam downloading lots of pussy close ups as watching this video haha

[za1pp]

Funny Dude

[paul9750]

why you saying always "hentai" ? pm me ^^

[BADWOLFRYAN1]

google chrome, ctrl shift N that shit!

[ooomarhasan]

@BADWOLFRYAN1 internet explorer 9, right click, InPrivate browsing

[iBlackout98PSN]

@BADWOLFRYAN1

LOLOLOL i do that always

[TheAyyildiz09]

@BADWOLFRYAN1 damn, I didn't know this! I can't thank you enough...Much love (Y) lol

[BADWOLFRYAN1]

@TheAyyildiz09 Lol No problem 

[img0ingin]

@BADWOLFRYAN1 where has this been all my life?

[BADWOLFRYAN1]

@img0ingin i said those exact words when i found out.

[gwashure]

@BADWOLFRYAN1

its all about the incognito window

[FallenPrey33]

I don't know man. 2012 is coming and if I survive so will I.

[meciek18]

niggaaa w0000t!?

[nichirenx]

37 people got caught with porn.

[nichirenx]

Only an idiot downloads porn at work unless he owns the business.

Get a woman who understands and enjoys porn as much as you do.

If that is not possible learn some software skills and unless she is a computer nerd she will not find anything,

Or just save it on optical disc and put those elsewhere.

[SilverFigure]

two computers

e-z mode

[TheChewyTunes]

Porn has increase my memory significantly.

I make a mental note of the good shit, so if you look in my brain under the "accounts and taxes folder" you'll see all the good stuff :)

[salvidonblak]

"a Fortress of Porn..."

i love it!

[LightningxFFXIII]

i have it were it doesnt save my history haha

[whoiscarlito]

"The Pablo Escobar of Porn". Hilarious.

[lXxMasterShakexXl]

LMfao this guy is awesome

[LICKMYHORNSWAGGLE]

32 people dont get their stroke onnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!

[1111111111sword]

good God

who r u? u scare the hell out of me?

i was waiting for some onnennia hhhhhhhh

[chaosblad3]

2:58 I bet you $50 that as clean as you may think your harddrive is, I could still find leftover traces of the porn you've been looking at.

Hell, find me a lab willing to let me borrow an electron microscope, and I could even scan the harddrive platter, to find and UNDelete whatever it is you *think* was erased forever.

[Truth151]

@chaosblad3 Yep lmao no one understands that pressing delete and emptying your garbage bin you still have traces of everything single thing you've ever looked at, file downloaded, website you visited, and so on. That's right everyone...you NEVER get fully rid of anything once you look at it once, date is date you just have to know how to uncover the scrap files that your computer saves on the ram =)

[abrum6969]

im only 14 secs in and im just going to answer i do cause i can and thats all the reason i need. if you dont like it you dont have to go on a crusade chill the fuck down its just porn, fuck you proble saws some before you made this

[WellDamn24]

Maybe us girls do it differently, because I bookmark my porn into an encrypted file, and when I want to view I private browse.

Mind you, my porn and my erotica are separate animals. I don't care if people see that I have a few tasteful, esoteric, vids of erotica. That's art d@mnit! lol But that "rub yourself into a good beddy-bye" is for my (and sometimes my man's) eyes only.

[sabir2008]

If the world saw my porn stash, they'd be amazed because they've never seen 150+ GB of porn, which is encrypted for my own safety.

[JilesDauz]

lol to this whole thing

[TakeMeGood]

like my girls

[Solidox2k]

you'll never take away my jack off squirrels!!! nevaaahhh!!!

[BestTrueBlood]

i have like 3 porn movies, but they are hidden in the files. should i erase them :/ ?

[harris3693]

LOL, I DO THAT TOO, BE LIKE PABLO ESCABON, NEVER SAVE PORN, ONCE MY MOM CAUGHT ME WATCHING PORN AND I GOT THE BEATING OF MY LIFE, AFTER THAT, I KEEP IT MORE SECRETIVE THAN AREA 51!!! NOT EVEN THE BIRDS CAN SEE ME LAUNCHING UP MY ICBM IN MY ROOM, AND I USE A LUBRICANT JUST TO MAKE IT EVADE THE RADAR OF MY PARENTS,LOL!!!!!!

[Halekyn]

lol. I used to save the stash, but after being busted as a teen on my PC's history, I learned real fast to always clear the history and never save. xD Sure, you might lose the link to the kickass clip you watched the other day, but at least you can search for it again safely. :D

And pichuham is right: everyone is a female at one point in their life: in the womb, before the male genitalia develop.

[TheHoboFrog]

rofl "shit looks like helms deep"

[yeahdatashhhh]

yo ugly

[Opheliac666]

I want a pornapocalypse xD And you're rad...I have no issue with my bf's porn...Hell, MY porn stash was bigger then his! We compared, I won...Though I never thought my porn addiction was the same as a crack heads xD

[DonnieTheShitworm]

@Opheliac666 now you feel special huh? sluuuuut! go listen to ke$ha or some crap!

[pichuham]

@DonnieTheShitworm wow...just saying if u call girls sluts first of all that is one big cock block and secondly don't be a shamed that ur not a man of quality standards...slut is a double standard too think about it if every girl got a shamed and didn't want to have sex anymore till they got older or even never all u men would have such blue balls u would crack and become women.....btw u are a women at one point in ur life ;P

[skyninjabot]

HE KNOOOWS!!! FUCK! /:

[ThuperDude]

i lol'd when he said pornopocalypse

[therealdefpunk]

0:15 - 0:22 is my answer to this

[xleetfurryx]

all u guys whos talking bout porn is going to hell cuz ur just stupid enough to comment here hoars

[bmpwarrior158]

i put it in a folder call "Tax Returns 1996" Clever right.