Two and a half men - Jake Grounded (Charlie Harper drugged)

[Johannez691]

Jake: I looked up patrcide.

Alan: Really? When did u learn how to spell?

Jake: I sounded it out!

xD

[electronicsfanatic]

SON OF A BITCH!!

[JediJettson21]

But, no longer! (He pops his cheek) Hahaha!

[JediJettson21]

But, no longer! (He pops his cheek) Hahaha!!!

[SuperKostas24]

3:44 rules :) charlie's awesome scene

[mcgowanmister85]

oximoron with the power of an ox

[totalbeast77]

It's ok alan we don't think you are useless.

[SuperKostas24]

3:43 fucking awesome :) best serie ever

[drunkenwrecche]

Sorry ashton, yo just will not do.

[MrCasiopcr20]

judith is a bitch but she is hotttttttttttttttttttttttt

[charliesitzes1973]

This is so funny i love it

[FacebookQueen]

Kudos that you could sound that out I had to type in two and half men ryhmes with sucide to learn what the word meant :)

[FacebookQueen]

Charlie Harper: The best uncle ever :)

[Jefrma]

"howcome nobody ever asks my opinion?" because at your age, I´d have thought two days without PS1 would have been enough.. 9_9

[Griggleman16]

The funny thing about this episode is charlie probably isnt acting in the scene where jake goes to the front door hahahaha

[Jefrma]

´why not?´ jake you idiootti if you´ve sneaked out NEVER go back via the FRONTDOOR!! THINK! ..oh Im sorry sorry.. for a second I forgot it was jake and not some normally developed teenager..

[MegaDamon007]

I SO LOVE CHARLIE

[ChocolateMemory]

Judith is such a bitch

[dk5388]

charlie sheen at his best

[thesmartphonereviews]

Im O.K., Here grab my what o you call it, hand, Im okthis is me talking to you but no longer, POP, will you make up your freking mind

[simmyaquila]

i want to see the episode where they all go to a funeral of Evelyn harper's ex husband and she stands up to make a speech...any one know which episode or series that was?

[MAKER6450]

iv never laughed at this show ever.

I cant stand that fake laughing in the background.

[MrBlueBerry4201]

I MISS THIS SHOW!!!!

[vanishamin]

I never get tired of watching this, charlie is so funny xD

[jmartin4955]

Judith has a rockin' body which is truly her redemption. She just needs to get laid more often and she will be nicer. But then she wouldn't be funny! We all know a "Judith", don't we?

On another note; Stamos would be a good replacement as Charley's "cousin". Charley is very funny but give a huge amount of credit to great writing! BTW, Cryer's real wife is Lisa Joiner who is really hot herself!

[FReShMuRd3rZ]

Now charlie might not get back on the show! Fuck

[MoonStruckHAM]

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[GeneralNFLFan6]

Alan: Do You have any idea how much trouble you are in?

Charlie: I do not. do you have any idea how beautiful you look in that light?

LMFAO!

[Exusaiha]

shh shh , keep it down

right, we don't wanna wake me :)))

[lizzysoccergirl]

This is the first episode if two and a half men that I ever saw. And I can say for a fact that I was really impressed. I -3 Charlie!

[nubecita90210]

Which is the rock band?

[Mgorms1994]

uhhhhm, they need to get their drug facts straight... i know first hand, and this is rediculous, js...

[rob2bankai]

Charlie taught me the art of Pocket Change Caroling lol

[FReShMuRd3rZ]

Klunkert you are retarded, none of the shows you stated are funnier then this, go sit on a crow bar

[abcdefashley1]

"you do not want to go through this door"

"why not?"

"......WHAT!"

[yu5bloom]

Hilarious !! XD

[depp1995]

Whats the movie called like?

[Srbiiiin]

drugged?

[Imthegrffitymen]

im ok!!! ............ im ok! hahaa

[jpd782]

It's funny at 1:50. Charlie says they work at the Spearamint Rhino. Which, is a real stripclub. Just up the street from the studio where they film Two and Half men. I'm sure Charlie Sheen has been there for real.

[weedudeconnor]

best episode ever

[MrTvshowclips]

LOL

[spiker1106]

"Judith God your useless

"Alan thinks god shes a bitch

[HandleyHalifax]

make up ur freakin mind....lol

[qisnanaJBseldemi]

hahaha..oh god..charlie is so funny!

[galaxyad91]

lol the ending is real funny man lolol

[whitebluebug]

Thanks for the vids, Mukades:) Not sure why people are watching and bitching:/

Greetings:)

[TechnoWoOt]

berta at 4:40 :P

[JvMatt]

OMG 3:20-3:59 is the best part! xd hahahaahaa

[aquatodabone]

what episode was this from or what season. I used to watch this show the first two seasons but havent been able to catch the rest of the sows.

[Mukades]

@Klunkert Then stop wathing it, or commenting if u haven't seen it...oximoron my friend...oximoron.

[Klunkert]

@Mukades Why not comment on something you dislike? It's called expressing an opinion, my friend... an opinion.

Anyway, I watched the dubbed german version as well as the original and I thought it was a snooze-fest humourwise.

[ShinnSin]

@Mukades ...oxymoron...?

[dermisdaniel]

@Mukades Man, you're talking with somebody who prefers the brittish version of The Office. You're wasting your time and your keyboard.

[Biberhofer]

@Klunkert this show is so funny. How i met your mother, malcolm in the middle and the office ARE NOT that funny. You need to start realizing funny shows.

[619MYSPACE]

actually malcom is funny

but 2 men is better than malcom

[rawrk0bro]

@Klunkert Scrubs rocks, Friends rocks, How I met Your Mother idk, Malcolm In the Middle rocks, The Office rocks, Two and a Half Men = BEST!

[mattgieslerrocks]

@rawrk0bro In my opinion, I think Seinfeld was an awesome show too.

[Jayskiallthewayski]

@Klunkert Well most of those shows are good too however you can't argue over taste and you just prooved that, Malcolm in the Middle funnier than this one?

[n1TheUnknown1]

@Klunkert dipshit

[Tomandrhii]

Alan: you & i have some talking to do.

Charlie: will you make up your freaky mind. 3:52 - 3:57.

Judith: You climbed out the window.

Alan: & got into a car driven by a 17year old boy.

Jake: It wasnt a car dad it was an extremely safe monster truck.

4:47 _ 4:57

[Tomandrhii]

Jake help daddy find his toe nail 0:48 - 0:49.

He's sitting in there right now just waiting to tie you to a rock and throw you in the ocean 2:33 - 2:39. Lmao

[ethantrinh03]

wat episode is tis

[ScourgeVenom]

Was this like a movie?

[mjslovegirl]

CHARLIE'S HOT

[MrBombi0]

Berta is so funny xD

[13640]

oh judith!

hahahahaha!!!!

[DiamondHearts16]

charlie is sooo funny

[Imthegrffitymen]

0:17 son of a bitch!!!!! alan whats going on!!!

[TheRaker55]

@Imthegrffitymen

Actually that was at 0:22-0:23.

[nhmustdie]

he guys, pls watch my "two and a half men - transporter trailer" vid on my cannel and make a comment

thx very much

[ngxv]

i am going to the sweet land of vindication.. lol

[10theant7]

charlie's not drunk, hes taken some random drug that evelyn gave him

@xwigglex this is season 5, ep 7 its called 'help daddy finds his toenail'

[Mukades]

@10theant7 TITLE: Two and a half men - Jake Grounded (Charlie Harper drugged)

Nobody said he's drunk, i believe that's extasy he's taken from Evelyn

[15Mikedelta]

@Mukades acid

[xwigglex]

@10theant7 , cheers hun (:

[thomazzzx]

@10theant7 Yeah thet ep 6;)

[thomazzzx]

@10theant7 Yeah that's ep 6;)

[dawsons300]

alan: just go to sleep!

alan: you and i have some serious talking to do

charlie: will u make ur freaking mind!!

LOL

[xwigglex]

what season and episode is this? ♥

[TechnoWoOt]

5:38 HAHAH ;D LOVE IT <3

[Latinaxxgurl]

Alan: "Jake, help daddy find his toe nail!!"

Charlie: "Will you make up your freaking mind?"

Lol! I love a drunk Charlie- he is so funny! Well he was drugged here but still..

Love Two and a half men!

[freakazoidTM]

haahhhhhhhhh!

[shimmerknockout]

Alans Hilarous GOsh I Love This Show!!

[Teetee33]

Judith is such a bitch. I wouldn't give her two dollars in alimony if I were Alan. Go get a job, ya witch, lol!

[MAKER6450]

@Teetee33 alan is a retard....so is sheen...and jake.

[Jadexx1995]

LMFAO ,

3:00-4:00 , :P

[justboaaard666]

judith is such a bitch.. -.- haha I love jake xD

[cjanez13]

hahaaha hilarious

[Koomenguy]

Alan:Son of a Bitch!!!!

[djsfilms1]

I DO NOT! LOL!

[otakugothicvampire]

wow jake really get ol over the years of ths show XD

[citywolfwarrior]

there's a scene missing when charlie's sitting in front of the door

[Mukades]

If u can read the video description it says "FUnny scenes" as in several cut and put together..no the whole damn movie !

[ellafreak0604]

@Mukades it's a tv show not a movie. just sayin'..

[basicoptimalmouse]

that at 1:00 in...

[simon11994444]

"Would you make up your frakin' mind?!" xD hahahhahaha

[moodyjenny86]

3:54...angry!daddy Alan is kind of sexy...(:

[choirstage]

yeh i get that :)

[moodyjenny86]

Glad someone does! Wtf? Apparently there are a lot of biased Alan haters here!

[dlmsuperdave]

i'd like to see that too. she is such a bitch! lol

[jdee4evur]

I wonder what the look on judith's face would be like when alan brought jake back to the front door

[renoo27]

Knowing Alan's luck she'll probably think he helped Jake escaped. Poor guy. XD

[Masterkays]

0:52

he deserved it lol

ROFL

[Param0reRoxMySox]

What is this episode called?

God, Charlie is a genius! :D

[21stCenturyBox]

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

[Xxcom9a]

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Awesome episode!

[skullywag999]

is this a movie or show any1???

[Eestlaneonvisa]

Its a show (like Married with children)

[skullywag999]

i thought so m8 just it says a funny clip from the movie thanks anyhow eestlaneonvisa

[220891nb]

well obviously a show since thens a crowd laughing, when do movies have that?

[skullywag999]

well obviously i got my answer already u prick from eestlaneonvisa so no need

[220891nb]

wow, just wow acting tough over the internet, people get more dumb ever day

[skullywag999]

im not acting tough i am and i"d rip your dumb head off your shoulders

[220891nb]

well in that case id rip your head while blindfolded with my back turned to you, see i can act tough to

god, ppl who do what you are doing are just plain stupid

[TheCrissCrossedHero]

God, the last 40 sec were simply priceless XD

[Mongodelight]

i am on shrooms haha

[blackdoog777]

Charlie is the best i love him!!!

[Lauren78100]

Charlie is a genius!  :)

[Mongodelight]

gotta love drugs

[NeverBeBored08]

you shouldn't

[xHardyBoyzFanx1]

This is my favorite episode thanks for uploading

[quentinterri]

i.. do. not

[msrisbomb]

this is my show i wish i could by all the season

[EmmaR300]

movie?

[Mukades]

Ok...so tell me when was the last time you got yourself drunk from pills...

You might wanna watch the episode again !

[Nohfegea]

Sorry my mistake, you were right.

[Mukades]

Well if u really like the show keep close , i'm going to uploade some memorable scenes from the show soon , i was just too lazy to do it last ngiht :P

[TheTvGuru3]

lol an "extremely safe monster truck"

[wildnuncontrollable]

i can't believe this  guys married again

[martinmanu93]

just hear those slay bells ringin lol lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hollowice999]

u spelled sleigh wrong its supposed to b the christmas song

[martinmanu93]

Ta for that hollowice999

[dozy080]

jake has lost a lot of weight recently :P

[ElwinMDK]

lol man ~~~~

[obi88t04]

i do not

[GWiifanboy]

I'M OKAY!

[nsgress]

Alan: do you have any idea how much trouble you're in ?

Charlie: I do not. do you have any idea how beautiful you look in that light.

LOL

[jamiebo30]

SON OF A BITCH!

[superspace25]

would you make up ur frickin mind!!lolll

[Playborn]

loooool

[DeclanGalbraithFan93]

Jake is hot :P

[xxrachel22xx]

i agree lol.

[Saintsrow26]

lol! just hear those sleigh bells ring

[josueperez26]

would u make up ur friking mind!!!!  lol!!!!!

[Mukades]

Since when does monkey poo look hot ?

[lilxEMOxZab]

to Mukades: you must be blind if u don't realize how he went from a cute little kid to totally hot!

[lilxEMOxZab]

Jake is so hot, I love him!!!

=D

[foolizz]

He does :D

[antoine72335]

does anyone know who that is on the back of Jakes door @ :11 ?

[KalHadden]

Who cares? she should get off the back of his door and into my bed.

[william68005]

keep it down. Right we don't wanna wake me. LOL

[jhaelter]

Bumping your toe against something is SO f'ing painfull!!

[lilipaddixie]

eeeeew! lmao. haa haa. lol

[nanoiioo]

in the new episode bertha is so hot

rofl ;>

[tcjb666]

does anyone know what the name of this episode is?

[cjanez13]

omg. read. its a movie -.-

[Mukades]

Bump for that my friend :)

[lenoresst]

well said!!!!!! O_o

[natxwolffxlover]

jake is so damn hot(:

[darli101]

aww this doesn't have the part where Charlie sings king of the road. But still a great scene!

[Dylansprouseislove]

in the new season jake is hot

[GoFashionCore]

I DO NOT! :DD hilarious!

[xNickJonasLover]

lmao, I effin' love this episode XD.

someone should post that part when Charlie's drugged U: that part was epic.

[220891nb]

3:20-4:00

LOL the best thing ive ever seen

[bballer840]

Charlie sheen is hilarious LOL

[dolphinspray19]

Charlie Sheen is a pure genius, and I am really glad he has his own show.

[katesatriani]

i agree - good to see him doing good stuff - felt like he copped ALL the flak over the Heidi Fleiss thing - like he was the ONLY one !

[xXSpyDRXx]

hahaha lol lmfao roflmfas lstm lql 5:40

[nikki4342]

Lmfao, the end.

[sifer123123]

HAHAHAHAH VERY FUNNY WELL IM NOT TALKING TO YOU lol

[EddieGuerrero1967]

HAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY!

[eggdeath1]

why is he drugged?

Evelyn gave him something he t