From Here to Maternity

[monster12389]

who the f*ck wants a baby with an old woman? D:

[offplanetfilms]

@monster12389 ...You'd be surprised what a young man will do to an old woman, given a couple of beers & a severe case of blue-ball-itus!

[kuza261]

DAMIT YOU BLACK DUDE WHY WHY WHY

[rochelimit55555]

is it true? like currently??

seriously ....

[offplanetfilms]

@rochelimit55555 ...I think it's up to $6000 now, but they no longer give it in one amount like they used to (staggered over time).

[rochelimit55555]

@offplanetfilms wow Australia and its downunder-ness

[Warbound7]

What do they mean by do you want to root?

[offplanetfilms]

@Warbound7 ...It's Australian slang for "sexual intercourse"

[joeyhcmc]

Sad but very TRUE!!! I sense that this is based on a real story and did really happened...Stay away from exotic Asian women bar girl high school drop outs...Don't be stupid again - Catherine Kieu Becker...

[sporzoen]

makes me glad that i got full custody of my daughter in the end, and its my ex who is miserable, "he dosent pay child support" my ass, spending those checks on yourself when it was supposed to go to our daughter, now look who sits at home crying all night bitch, just like the little girl you left alone in your apartment while you went out to the clubs all night, now i can give my daughter the happy childhood she deserves, a caring father, and grandparents who adore her

[AussieZombie1]

this is both racist and fucked up

[offplanetfilms]

@AussieZombie1 ...The film is neither of these things, and in all probability better describes yourself. For a more detailed analysis of your atrophied sense of humor, see our film "Planet Earth is X-Rated"!

[Maryoalpha4]

Definitely a disturbing video. It raises the hair on the back of my neck!

[SupernalOne]

pregtastic !

[MrTubacle]

From Maternity To Mathilde Up the rose lined roads With a hustle and bustle, We jostled in uneven path, Rounding curves, tussled. The shallows were lean, Covered with velveteen, And flowed with imperial adornment, a paving material. This glistened with dew, Fractured by timber hewn, Leading us to Mathilde, A mother, unknown, but new.

[vincent12941]

i like ur vid. its awesome

[offplanetfilms]

@vincent12941 ...I'm glad you like it! ...We try our hardest to keep making these!

[MAJISTYGOD]

@offplanetfilms............lik­e , oh-my-god...uhmm thanks...

im glad i dont have problems making babies.......

[MAJISTYGOD]

austrlian women e tellin me that the prolem with austrlian men the most ,is that their so insecue, beacuse the aussie men either are 2 minute luvers. or they werk wit dem " pelvic wet noodles "....

keep stroakin aussie scum..

[offplanetfilms]

@MAJISTYGOD ...There's quite a few "Victa Lawmower" men down under... (As in, "the old two stroke"!)

However, there are a few REAL MEN who own small cars and don't require any penis compensators.

[kirbix1]

that idiot was entirely right XD

[DaLauris]

That's the real life, that's true!!! XD Great!

[oldsgtjoe]

when are you people at offplanetfilms getting some new short film,these are funny

[offplanetfilms]

@oldsgtjoe ...we keep putting new web video's up all the time, but we'll get back into the short films sometime soon (they take longer to make.)

[stuge234]

:((( why wasted my time on this ..sorry i didn't like it :(

[offplanetfilms]

@stuge234 ...A thousand pardons for wasting your precious time, your majesty!

[MrThommyB]

this happened to a friend of mine.. except she just kept the kid and didnt kill him..yet.

like your work man, caught it by random when i came home drunk and saw the werewolf one on a short movie show on the aurora channel. subscribed!

[offplanetfilms]

@MrThommyB ...Glad you like our stuff! ...I'm hoping to swing back into more dark humor like this again soon.

[ShadowNINku]

the music is great, it works so well with the short film

is there any way to get a full version?

[offplanetfilms]

@ShadowNINku ...It was released on cassette once in 1992 & it's unfortunately been out of circulation ever since. I'm considering releasing some of the old tracks again on YouTube as music videos.

[12valvepower1]

rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ot

[offplanetfilms]

@12valvepower1

That's the spirit! ...you'll have $5000 from the Australian Government in no time!

[lizbethk1]

$5,000 must be alot of money where you live, cause where i live, you cant get that big of a house for $5,000.

[offplanetfilms]

I think its more about obtaining widescreen TV's more than anything!

[Drvosjecha]

can you plz tell me name of the song?

[offplanetfilms]

It's actually some music I composed in 1992... it was called "Live at Mole Creek" and was once published on an album "Mallach Hamovis" by Shoe (a band I was in at the time)

[simians12]

thats why use condoms

hahaha

[offplanetfilms]

I see a lot of people who are walking advertisement for condoms! (haaa!)

[IAMLH]

LOL the virgin nun is pregnant

[JaxfirebusIsBack1]

@IAMLH ... Sperm donation? that must be how

[lailina991]

It's quite a very good show but i don't understand what happened after that man married the fat and ugly woman. Can anyone tell me???

[sanity1001]

Yeah, the mafia moll reverse sucked the fuckr dry then set up shop with the bigger dick. Simple.

[BrodcastBr0]

thank you for all the great videos! shame they dont have much views :( your my fav youtuber right now keep up the good work!!!

[offplanetfilms]

Glad you like our stuff! ...Hopefully the numbers will pickup eventually as we churn out new stuff (we have new classics on the drawing-board as we speak!)

[inkmagnet]

Love all the suicide attempts. Like to see how you did the one where she sets herself alight.

[offplanetfilms]

Ah, that was a kero-dowsed puppet set in fire in front of a pie-tin cutout skeleton!

(Pie tins are also good for Terminator 2 gunshots... but you already knew that !!!)

[rafiemre12]

lol what a nice video.. thanks for it =)

[leokimvideo]

I actually have another baby on the way...I name my children after classic rolls royce gas turbine engines..

Names like Nene, Tyne, Trent, Avon...all drawn from rivers found in England..

You have to have a theme running if your naming kids..so this video is a reminder to me I will grab a flat screen TV later this year, and maybe a nice holiday..!

[offplanetfilms]

Think the child naming "theme" is a good theme for a video unto itself! ...A mate of mine named his after Beatles stuff. "Harrison" etc...

[offplanetfilms]

I just realized I forgot to say "Congratulations!" ...some cigars are in order!!! (and the TV of course)

[leokimvideo]

Just giving this a spin on the old favorite front page..I like the thumb.

[offplanetfilms]

Yea, this is one of my faves... I just couldn't let the Baby Bonus float by without having a bite at it! (Sounds a bit like trout fishing!)

[leokimvideo]

The baby bonus survives another budget, it's changed a bit, I would expect it to be gone in a few years time.

Also coming soon, TAFE for the dole..

[starecrow]

omg this is disturbing

[leokimvideo]

Welcome to Australia

[fabzistimeless]

ha ha yeah long live australia

[OinkyDag]

Only a Real DAG would say Wanna Root hahahaha :)

[leokimvideo]

adding to favorite pile I need a new batch of hot topic vids there..

[ladiesman414]

what music is it..

[offplanetfilms]

Thats just me tinkering around on a vintage Roland W-30 workstation. (We usually do all our own music.) ...I think the main theme for this one was titled "Live at Mole Creek" composed in '92

[jorn1233]

its bleeep bleeeep bleeeep

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

BEEP BEEP BEEp BEEP BEEP

[ladiesman414]

at 1:02 the baby was preggo too lol..

[offplanetfilms]

The Australian "Baby Bonus" will buy an awful lot of toys!

[zbey12345]

poor thing...-.-

[MizzNeta]

This is so cool (: They actually also have baby bonus in Denmark. The government usually increas the baby bonus when they want people to have more babies - but this was REALLY good ;D

Love the drawings, the music and when the lady sets herself on fire, and only the bones remain haha xd lol good job

[bhatian]

what crap!!!!

[lazymornings]

yea, it's hard this life, root it!

[OinkyDag]

oink

[QuannanHade]

Ipersonally think the idea is rubbish, for one thing we need to keep the population steady - NOT STEADILY INCREASING! Seriously, think about it.. Most of human kinds problems can be attributed mainly to over-population, diseases only reach plague proportions in heavily populated areas, there is more crime in h-p areas, i mean look at New York (lousy Americans), and people are generally less dangerous in smaller groups... Not that I'm saying we should kill people off, just slow growth...

[jorn1233]

thats where deseases are for.

[werdofilms]

@QuannanHade Have you seen the movie idocracy The idea of that is that if more peaple are constantly have children then the entire populatein will be inbreed idiots

[fabian119]

i give that a 10 thats funny

[mistershinobi]

What does "root" mean?

(Sorry, I'm mexican, I know all about the Baby Bonus cuz my cousin lives in Sidney but I don't know what "root" means... fuck? elope?)

[offplanetfilms]

It's Australian for f**k!

[mistershinobi]

awesome!! XD

[QuannanHade]

No offense mistershinobi but it is Sydney, not Sidney... a little mistake, yet annoying to people like me...

I believe the use of "root" as slang "f**k" is from planting and "planting" if you catch my drift...(I'm just the kind of person who notices similarities...)

[leokimvideo]

great video, and a message here for all who have the plasma tv bonus...oh...cough....I mean baby bonus..

Its a Australian thing, the Peter Costello generation, maybe all these babies will grow into Costello voters..

What a stunning plan..!

[offplanetfilms]

Absolutely! ...We're now witnessing the birth of the "C GENERATION" !!

..."C" for C-A-S-H !!!

[SonnyLees]

I'm sitting here a little stunned! Well, well, well, what can I say! Mum and Dad should have read you more Snuggle Pot bedtimes stories! hehheehhe!

[offplanetfilms]

Actually, I wish Mum & Dad told me more stories about big bad wolves trying to get into my bed!! ...Stories like this one would never have been born !!

[jaxkipi]

LOL!

[jcmegabyte]

Hahahaha yer stuff is always good for a laugh (sometime many!) XD

5* :D

[willkenplace]

ok that was funny/weird!!!

[irishguy7218]

lol thats just wrong but funny thanks oinky

[againsttheherd]

That's just so wrong!! But it still made me laugh!! :D

[oinkysqueak]

Hahaha I Love this Video :D Good on ya Bill!

[DumDumShow]

that was brilliant!!!!...love the ending...

[offplanetfilms]

Some people have a problem with that ending, but I think it's very realistic!

[DumDumShow]

unfortunately it is...I think its perfect!

[esmyistheanswer]

lol

[Aggisu]

The animation style is excellent! Never seen anything like it.

[offplanetfilms]

Thanks & glad you like it! We've been tinkering with our style for about 9 years now (and hopefully always will!)

[hbuttox]

it's like Ren and Stimpy!

[hbuttox]

It's like Ren and Stimpy!

[offplanetfilms]

Strangely enough, I never got around to watching that show!

[FishingMaster20]

cool that was funny

[heavymentalmusic]

I thought it was great. Very cool animation style, and very funny storyline.