Thank You For Smoking Movie (3/9)

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[mojmlbsh]

please please please someone tell me what is the piano song playing at the restaurant at 5:19...thank you!

[JrOeKnEeRe]

Rachel Dawes & Harvey Dent when they first met

[FASHIH31]

7:53 BEST BOOM SHAKALAKA

[K3yB04dG000n]

I like how this movie shows how fucked up both sides are, i am constantly annoyed by the prevalence of anti-tobacco ads and how much bias and grief there is against only tobacco companies... why arent these same nanny state nancys going after fast food companies and people who are turning our youths into little blimps.

[RueNoir1]

she looks like miss piggy

[MoviesYourWay]

Does anyone know what 'epimethosophalys' is? It is not in the dictionary, urban dictionary or anywhere online. Help anyone???

[z101510]

@MoviesYourWay His nickname is "Yuppie Mephistopheles," with Yuppie = a young urban professional and Mephistopheles = a devil in Faust legend

[asalyrics]

population control!!

[Calucifer13]

- "Wow. That sounds like a balanced article."

I realised that out of all my friends, I am the only one who is laughinh at the truth in this line. You know, I am a reporter, too :-)

[SorinMarkov1100]

@drpeppa2357 An alliteration has to have THREE or more words with the same starting consanant such as Nick Nalty Nailer or Pink Pickled Pants.

[2leftarms]

@SorinMarkov1100 Not even remotely true. Alliteration doesn't even have to be in the starting consonant.

[SorinMarkov1100]

@2leftarms I meant the starting consonant sound.

[Adam27X]

"Is it good? Good? It'll make you believe in God."

[madhat1979]

Polly Bailey: How about it Nick, are you a tit man?

Bobby Jay Bliss: Don't answer that, that's a trap.

general Ackbar: IT'S A TRAP!!

LOL

[Ribeyeangus]

"Sometimes I feel like a Colombian drug dealer." LMFAO

[tieyourtongues]

i never knew what a bad actress Katie Holmes was until now

[drpeppa2357]

Who else is loving the name alliteration?

Heather hollaway.

Nick Nailer.

[Jughead2950]

@drpeppa2357 Nick certainly did Nailer.

[Sumblueguy41]

"it was an argument, not a negotiation".

That kid is going places, no doubt

[commissarusa]

"The Yuppie Nuremburg Defense."

That's such a genius line.

[xindigOstarkx]

Godammit. Why doesn't it work for iPod?

[HopCockProductions]

"i CAME up on the captain's plane."

[aldrinmartoq]

huge continuity error at 4:40 ... check the tie!

[rucula2]

@aldrinmartoq wow man youve got such an eye for those things i would have never realized...

[mauriciohavok]

@aldrinmartoq and at 3:35 he's wearing glasses then he's not.

[Grisha1994]

If you transcribe the audio at 5:50 you get XD.

[Sanitoeter666]

5:15 Oh god it's Chopins Valse No. 69 in B Minor O.O BEAUUUUTIFUL. INTENSE. LOVE TO PLAY IT.

[TheDemonoftheleaf]

The bald guy at the table I emended him now!!!!!!!!!! He's Todd paker from the tv show the office

[midgeman18]

Dude Nick Nailer has just replaced Ron Burgundy.This man is the balls

[TheScottChapman]

thanks for uploading part 3

[habibjaber]

13 smokers disliked it !!!!

[R00Rz]

420 Likes

[WeezyInfected]

its an argument, not a negotiation...nice haha

[lebiew]

Movies are not entertainment. It's the truth. Wake up. So, were does the devil sleep?

[hazzzardCafe]

hahah i love how the entertainment company is EGO.

[5Heliotrope]

who the heck chose Holmes for this role??? it's a joke... 

[darmokandgalad]

Ewww Katie Holmes is gross as hell. And where's Christian Bale? They already got the other two, this could be such a great Batman spoof

[obiwanobiwan13]

WOW...that kid probably just had THE most epic putdown of a parent EVER...

[BraZerver]

Rofl. Watch from about 9:15... and pause at 9:21. hahahaha she got owned (but thats a nice face XD)

[BonBon3589]

moar like Nick NailHER, amirite?

[mattm465]

i lost both my grandparents because of smoking and all I got a say is GOB BLESS IT i love the feel of a nice Lucky Strike going down my throat!

[MrHateregistering]

Its entertaining, but somehow at least half of the acting makes me puke. Its this glitzy hollywood feel, reminds me of what some of the reasons might be that TV-babies get more and more shallow all the time.

That said, it's an entertaining movie, no doubt.

Thanks for the upload!

[skillage444]

@MrHateregistering you're right but at the same time, it's not much of a hollywood film because you have to be slightly smarter to watch this, whereas all the stupid people who love hollywood films will just be like "aaar fuck this film not enough violence"

[12321managementman]

No one notices this of course, but I like the way he never actually gets angry... He gets pissed, frustrated, but he handles it really well. And that, as much as anything, is an incredibly good quality because his job relies on his judgment and anger clouds his judgment. Sex clouds it too, which is why, when he gives into sex, and ignores his judgment, he gets fired. It's a good sub-theme, judgments and the instincts...

[e6y24]

its great a mvieo

[e6y24]

its great

[wolgreth]

there needs to be more movies like this.

[rynoI420I]

it was an argument not an negotiation

[Lyle09Volker]

5:17 Check out the look that the other two give eachother. It says "He's fucked."

[ragehead32089]

Does anybody notice that in the entire movie, the never show anyone smoking a cigarette. CLASSIC

[synapse131]

@ragehead32089

I did. An intentional irony I would guess.

[TheBrokenFrog]

gotta love his name, does "nail" also mean "fuck" in English?

[Oyashio202]

@TheBrokenFrog yes it is a slang actually, lots of people say i nailed her and other sorts of dialect like that =D us teenagers are crazy xD

[warnation101]

The US government is portrayed as an anti-tobacco hero in this movie. But we all know what the reality is.

[Suzaku000]

@warnation101

Which makes you wonder where they'll be once marijuana is legal.

[PhilanVortex]

Looks like Tom Cruise let Katie out for a moment... LOL

[ssesf]

I love Katie Holmes!

Watch out for her, Nick. She's the devil.

[3of11]

He should have a little pet goldfish he carries around in a ziploc bag.... HOPELESS!

[BROKENHOUSEFILMS]

great satire

[Einsteinbomb]

5:30 it's Harvey Dent(Two Face) and the original Rachel from Batman Begins.

[MegaNinjaKitten]

I am going to be a lobbyist for video games some day, and maybe, just maybe I'll come close to Nick Nalor's level of brilliant persuasion.

[DeadKold]

nick nailher yeeee

[kyle1058]

That kid... the speech at the end of this clip.. fucking epic.

[nickzah]

jaaaackpooot! hes da man

[Cornelius151994]

I'm a Juicy Firm tit Man!

5:04/9:48

[InternetTG]

this guy is fucking smooth he most got a big dick or a big brain either one attracts the fuck out of sexy women

[rocketsheat]

wut did she say epimethosophallys

[synapse131]

@rocketsheat

epimethosophallys="the secondary method of using a penis?"

[hellofaname]

3:35-3:40

one shot, he's wearing glasses. the next shot, he wearing nothing.

[pkyomama02]

DAMNN the arguments in this movie are worst then nuke's.

[hothotheat3000]

Katie Holmes has always looked like a little girl in the face. She can't pull off roles like this and Batman Begins because she looks and sounds like a fucking teenager.

[mrsupergummibear]

the captain...is all white...white suit, beatiful car, private jet..he is the man

[m4rcZ]

What's the name of the classical song in the background at 5:20??

[sn00ke]

Ah Katie Holmes before scientology made her ugly.

[CAinfowarrior]

he should have a gold fish he carries in a little ziplock bag, HOPELESS! .... XD i lost it!

[Toocrazyforthisworld]

damn, kid

[mf91007]

"The main shills bullshit for a living. YOU work for a senator!"

this is great satire

[Jewan95]

@mf91007 isn't that pretty much the same thing?

[hellofaname]

@mf91007 " We don't sell Tic Tacs, we sell cigarettes. And they're cool, available, and *addictive*. The job is almost done for us."

LOL you got that right! this is a good satire

[chankom]

the kid kicks his mom's ass in a really nice talk.

[ENDORPHINSAM]

Yeah, Im lookin up this movie to get an idea of how to make a persuasive essay

[Calucifer13]

-Sounds like a balanced article.

LOL!

[CleaveTheDragon]

"This conversation is over."

So was her acting apparently :/

[god01able]

haha, thats terrible, but so true

[musikLmind]

bad movie... i sleep

[RomanSedlak]

i want a jet with a stewardess who will make anything

[Thefletox]

both of heater and nick played in batman the dark night.

[Anzer666]

@Thefletox

actually katie holmes didnt play in the dark knight, only batman begins. maggie gyllenhaal replaced her.

[dubblebomb]

@ Anzer666  and thank god she did katie homes sucks

[kevinrocks2323]

He and his wife probably divorced because he won all the arguments instead of her.

[RoadlessPath]

You probable don't have a wife because you don't have bad arguments.

[InternetTG]

@kevinrocks2323 LOL i wanna get hes job damn just feeling so smart everywhere you go with statistics and percentages and logical reasoning to every little thing

thumbs up haha

[lockedinsideurhsbox]

@kevinrocks2323 more likely she wouldn't buy his bull shit and no one would compromise ha

[keilxkey2255]

@kevinrocks2323

but he doesn't ever really "win" them, that's the thing about this character.

[Demi4582]

@kevinrocks2323 not at 4:13 :p

[MrUSMC4lif]

@kevinrocks2323 BUWAHAHA i know u commented this over a year ago but this...this was sheer brilliance!

[pigGirl1101]

is that jackie from that 70's show? the heather girl

[dagster11]

no its not

[kevinrocks2323]

that's Katie Holmes.

[Anzer666]

@pigGirl1101

no, thats katie holmes. she played in batman begins, and happens to be tom cruise's wife. shes also batshit crazy.

[Rockstar706]

And to seal the deal he smashed her....

[BadYe8r]

Katie Holmes is a friggin bitch

[AliciaAnomalyyXO]

because tom cruise ate her brain

[terrestrialrain]

And she's a bad actress. She married Cruise for popularity, but he's a fucking crazy ass person too and they deserve each other.

[highwind8124]

"How about it, Nick? Are you a tit man?"

[hellofaname]

i know i am

[nicbenintende]

population control

[nickcarterroxs]

Harvey Dent is Fucking Rachel Dawes

[aznboi1010]

know your facts bro

Rachel Dawes is Maggie Gyllenhaal in the Dark Knight.

Aaron Eckhart was never in the Batman Begins movie.

[fuxfununiversity]

true, but shes very attractive..

[omxpablo19]

katie holmes is such a crappy actress.

[BogotaDreamTV3]

@omxpablo19 even making sex

[Darklarik]

9:00 kid starts owning his mom!

[dontrelicare]

Oh My God!

completely XD

[mofohbaby]

some one in hollywood cuts sex scene with katie holmes...

[yorenie]

California needs to be destroyed already. I'm one for eliminating it b4 we eliminate the middle east.

[PaulyPlz]

Eliminate the middle East? That's not even able to be justified with a negative comment.

[synapse131]

@yorenie Without the California economy and technology, the rest of the US would be screwed. By the way, you DO remember where Ronald Reagan is from don't you?

[apexdna]

California is NOT a safe place ?! What is the world coming to ?!

[Catastrophe9001]

@ 4:57 TITS ARE ALWAYS RELEVANT!

[gaaralee1234]

Let's see...just gonna squeeze this movie right between the da vinci code and the shawshank redemption on my list

[dontrelicare]

you would relate da vinci code to shawshank redemption?

thats pathetic, even the davinci code book was merely an airport bookshelf page turner, the movie was worse

I wouldn compare this to shawshank, however its an extemely entertaining movie and does remind the world of the issue of cigarettes; from the cool yet corrupt tobacco worlds POV

[kiddomarie]

O MY GOD smart kid!!!!

[DarkCrow1303]

''i would like to see were the devils sleep '' >=)

[nickisoffdachain]

i really enjoy this movie. like most movies they show only one side of the story and make the other side look bad ESPECIALLY in cigaretts. but here they show the other side and how they can b its really interesting actually

[SailingCedar]

Washington Post = Godless Swine

Environmentalists = Pussies

This movie kicks ass.

[SwineNahNah]

+ ".. population control" 8D

I just loved scene where Nick's son convices mother to let him on trip to California. It's perfect!

[Itdiestoday465]

i jacked off to tiffany

[nickisoffdachain]

lovely nice thing to say

[1971matteo]

good argument, kid!

[dankoepp68]

'82 Margeaux and they are pouring it out of the bottle to the last drop like that? As brilliant the theme of the movie is, this little culinary faux pax shows the missing eye to the detail and lack of attention of the director!

[markgregamy]

think you spelled margaux wrong ,

2800bucks bottle think i would drink the dregs too.

[josbusfield]

Ha, it's the Green Day dude from "High Fidelity".

[avmisch]

mmmm i think katie holmes is just SO HOT ! i dont know why

[terrestrialrain]

Because she's brainless.

[AEVautomatic]

im the last person that would get plastic surgery but if my ass was where my chin is supposed to be like that guy i would get it fixed.

[Martinprima]

you cant get that fixed you dum prick

he has the chin like that because the bones in his chin didnt correctly close

thats impposible to correct you slime bastard

[AEVautomatic]

no it isnt.

[Elohite]

too bad they couldnt work together in dark knight

[angeladai]

Maria Bello is hotter than Katie

[phantomloverboitj]

degrees of separation:

Katie Holmes played on batman begins with Christian Bale who played the sequel with Heath ledger who played the villain with Aaron Eckhart.

[A2EJ]

Look at 4:39 and 4:44 and the tie of the fat guy changes!! ha ha! BAAD!

[Shawshank9393]

Raquel, 8:43 is the start of it

[escapist11]

Eww. Katie Holmes!

[farzfie]

gosh katoe holmes..good looking?this movie? nah...gotta be kidding

[lenore988]

WOW 9:02

I love the kid! lol

[Foo3112]

Actually - Ill retract my comments - Katie was replaced by Maggie G. I dunno why I forgot that and thought Katie was also in part 2. Too bad too - She wouldnt have had to live off of her husbands money for a while.

[Foo3112]

Hmmm, I just realized during the dinner scene that they were both in Dark Knight together - dating

[Regenmacher175]

I would like that stuardess to take extra special care of me :).

[5Heliotrope]

WAIT... KATIE HOLMES is supposed to be the GOOD-LOOKING reporter????

tell me, it's a joke...

[JPalto]

special effects

[DrummaGuyTriz]

LMFAO!

[Draffut2003]

I"Is it good?"

"Good? It'll make you believe in god!"

lol Scientology.

[vAmpyr616]

nobody has smoked in this, not even seen a lit cigarrette yet...

[vdzgh]

two face meet the old time rachel dawes

[Wrathbone13]

I think I'm gonna start a band called Yuppie Mephistopheles...

[b07rivera]

Thank You YouTube and the Uploaders, because i'm watching his movie on watchmovies . net and it's sucked waiting every minutes trying to load it up.

thankfully, my friend and I currently watching this on YouTube.

Btw, Katie Holmes is HAWT!!`

[SpiderFan23]

8:17

: o DAMN ECKHART YOU NAUGHTY MAN!

[fatmace34]

lmao at the son

[chisp1210]

funny how katie holmes shouldve been rachel dawse in the dark knight, and she's talking to the same actor who played rachel dawse's fiancee

[imurtink3rbell]

Katie Holmes is not the prettiest girl, but she does look like a reporter

[narcissusgray]

Just out of curiosity, how many people were smoking while watching this movie?

[komorokiwi]

Too many! I thought it was one of those anti-tobacco flicks and all I did was LMAO. Subtle humour....priceless. That kid is awesome manipulating his mum.

[Segreto028]

Thank You For..

..This Film.!

[UNEASIESTMOOSE]

it's sad how this lil boy used dirty battle tactics, thumbs up lol

[Tracy3686]

katie holmes is great in this movie. her best I think.

[mxcftw]

mom got owned.

[Undergroundhiphop9]

katie holmes is sexy as fuck.

[simonizer888]

Yuppie Mephisophales! My favorite line of the movie. =o)

[daftrok]

Ohhhh Katie Holmes YUM!

[dragonskankin]

well she was that is before she shacked up with with tom cruise and became a scientologist