Bro the Fuck to Sleep

[CookieDamage13x]

if i ever have a child ill them watch this everynight :3

[citkat974]

I don't think he can sleep, he is laughing too hard.

[werwervty]

Dave got his round glasses from John on his 13 birthday, right? So his bro is reading him bedtime stories at 13? NO ONE can be more cool than that.

[NeverthelessJess]

I want him to read the sequel, "Get the Fuck Out of Bed."

[TheFabTomatoBoxFairy]

Every time he says DAVEEEEEE I lol so...so hard

[maruproductions]

How does he know if Dave is asleep or not? He's wearing shades to bed.

[Amm100100]

-single tear-

[PiersOfLemuria]

Broner. I has.

[Cookieninja18xDD]

ahaha this makes my life xDD

I actually own this book xDD

[cookietacos]

@Cookieninja18xDD Me too!

[poemarks123]

@Cookieninja18xDD Where....Did...You...Get....IT­?? XO

[Cookieninja18xDD]

@poemarks123 from a friend, I don't know how she got it though, sorry.

but I think you can find it a chapters book store

[poemarks123]

@Cookieninja18xDD Thanks. I found it on Amazon so maybe I'll order it.

[shibitheshadowhound]

AND THE BROTHER OF THE YEAR IS . . .

[RAWRVAL3R13]

Amen. 

[smartgirl889]

Where can I buy this book O_O

[BarchekGray1]

@smartgirl889

its seriously a real book. Samuel L. Jackson narrated it

[TheWarnerSister]

Christ in a sidecar. That was gorgeous.

[Makurasen]

his hand! his fuckin' hand! why?!

[Lupinequeen13]

That was pure gold, man. That voice totally suits Bro!

[0Nikeenarutolover0]

Who would go to sleep with their Sunglasses/shades on?

((Dave and Bro of course))

[0Nikeenarutolover0]

For the first time, half of the transcribe audio is Correct. :DDD

[DorkasaurusRex16]

Bro would make a good father ;)

[DorkasaurusRex16]

Bro would make a good father ;)

[PsychoBabble2168]

Watch this in GLORIOUS HD!!!

[strangenoun]

Bro's hat and Dave's hair are birds. Mind blown.

[DrTimeCop]

@strangenoun clearly bro's hat is a turtle

[ArialKyoSohma]

HEADCANON FOR BRO. YOU ARE IT.

[IEqual2D]

too cool for sleep

[TehLunaScamander]

GLORIOUS

[animefangirl5556]

This.... THIS....... THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING BED TIME STORY EVER!!!!!

[billcosbyrulezzz9988]

BRO IS THE BEST BRO.

[AwesomeJellyBean]

...I suddenly have a woman boner.But I will go the fuck to sleep.

[DeathByZombiez]

Dave's face is win.

[OMJosef1996]

I wish my bro would read this to me

[Wraththehomunculus1]

holy shit!I have this book!!!!!!!! XDDDDD

[AngelHalf]

You are a wonderful and hilarious person. I hope you know that. This was just great. X'D

[Robloxmaker2313]

I actually fell asleep to this :P

[picklesxrxkewl]

When I have children, I will play this for them every night

[epictoxicmonster]

WOW. I CAN SEE WHERE DAVE GETS HIS ASSHOLE-ISH EGO.

((P.S. this is the best thing ive ever seen :D))

[Rezec75]

Oh mighty gods!

I so want Bro as my own big bro right now (((

[darkraichu55]

SOMEONE GET THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN A BETTER MIC.

[HomestuckColab]

@darkraichu55 Don't worry, I have upgraded my microphone! Well, I now have two to choose from, and I still can't decide which one is better.

-Skittles

[Tygerisme101]

@HomestuckColab if you got a better microphone, is it possible to redo this video? NOT TO BE RUDE! I just sorta want to hear your voice all prettily and with better quality >_>

[crpoirrier]

iin real liife, thii2 would probably be me a2 bro and my 2tupiid cou2iin ii2 dave. HE NEVER 2LEEP2!!!

[catplanetdaveegbert]

This would be perfect if animated.

I swear.

[Kodocha7]

this is beautiful

[HomestuckColab]

@Kodocha7 No, internet person, this is not beautiful. You are beautiful. All of you are. You are like little rainbows packed into human form.

Also, I am on a lot of medication right now since I'm sick, so I may or may not be tripping balls.

-SkittlesAreTasty

[AndThenSpoons]

This is perfect oh god.

[geitliefje]

I can't not put this on my ipod and listen to it every night for the rest of my life. It's physically impossible.

[Lliura]

I had to actually pause this so I could laugh. Awesome job!

[StarlitSunshineTwins]

This is the perfect 'bro' voice. (and Dave...'GO THE FUCK TO FRICKIN' SLEEP"!)

[HomestuckColab]

@StarlitSunshineTwins It's just a deeper version of my Dave voice xD

- SkittlesAreTasty

[thepieisafake]

Obviously, this has been done ironically

[OMJosef1996]

@thepieisafake it was honestly made by a guy who was sick and tired of trying to get his kid to go to bed, so he wrote the book, other people liked it so he decided to sell it. hahaha

[thepieisafake]

@OMJosef1996 No, i meant bro reading a bedtime story to dave. I already knew it was a real book.

[OMJosef1996]

@thepieisafake right, im dumb. damn dave and bro and their coolness

[MagickGOATee]

this is probably the only book his bro has read to him growing up as an actual bedtime story

[DawnMetropolitan]

Cal is just waiting for him to go the fuck to sleep...

[metalgeard222]

This is tot's canon

[OMJosef1996]

the awesome thing is this is a real book

[HomestuckColab]

@OMJosef1996 I made a few changes, but yeah, just google Go the Fuck to Sleep, Samuel L Jackson narrates it.

[OMJosef1996]

@HomestuckColab i feel like I should've put a comma in that sentence. makes it weird when you read it. I meant to type "the awesome thing is, this is a real book" that's better.

[Alphapkmn]

Very funny!