CELEBRITYGEDDON: Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays and Ed McMahon were just the beginning!

[spacecase3196]

7 people arent walking on sunshine.

[foxhoundwill]

JIGOO!!!!!!!!!!

[2242bzo]

Who gives a fuck about some rich stars dying? Fuck them.  They didn't care about you. Believe it, you mindless idiots.

[logintolife]

Did you know that wing was on an episode of south park?

[morbidreactions]

oh god tim, i love you.

[Chuk666]

haha yea i was the one that gunned her down...and i'm sorry...wait, no im not.

[axman1971]

Tim, this is one of your best ones, sorry about that fucktard comment... lets have a kiss now shall we?

[efemdesign]

Why dont u include this on the side show feed? they are really good!

[SloyBolil]

Yo, you should post your funniest video on the front page of Youtube. it costs money but I think the return would be huge!

[qwertyjkly]

he should

[garrettk18]

Lol, people actually took this seriously? The world is doooooooomed!!!! My heart goes out to Jessica though, I'm sure her "mother" was a colossal bitch.

[littleguypainting]

Just because the chumby is gone doesn't mean stop posting on DV threads!!!!!

Post away freaks!

[littleguypainting]

Just for the record Judge Monkey, Tim wants you to contact him via youtube so he knows he has the right person. Congrats again.

[VadersNintendo]

What in the world is going on, its an apacolypse

[spitlord]

And BTW Tim, it's Trebeck...

[janesfilms]

Congrats to JudgeMonkey

[imwiredwrong]

Nooo! Not Mrs. Buttersworth :( Its a sad day in breakfast food land. But, on a lighter note: I'm walking on sunshine WOOOHOOO! And don't it feel good!

[calaway56]

WHAT¡¡¡¡¡ STUPIDDDDS

[paperbag27]

hey Tim, apparently at Michaels funeral, they were performing miracles...because I heard Stevie Wonder say, "I never thought I would live to SEE this day!". no bullshit, that is at he said....so apparently because of his death, Stevie can now see!!! isnt that a miracle? I thought so. I would love to wake up to some stevie on my chumby! ;)

[janesfilms]

Oh Bill...Oh God Bill.....Oh Shit.....Oh Oh Oh Oh God Oh BILL OHHHHHH OHHHHHH BILL! Oh God Bill Oh God Oh Bill Oh Oh GOD oh Bill Oh Sweetheart... oh HUHOOOO HOOOO HHHHHUHG BILL Bill BILL God GOD Ohh Oh Oh Sweatheart Oh Bill oh shit oh my oh ahh oh ahh oh God Oh God Jesus Oh God Bill oh oh Sweetie Oh Gawd Bill oh Gawd Oh God oh God Oh..I'm Bleeding. Oh Gawd Oh HUHHHGH OWHH HUHHHH HUHHH oh BILL oh god Bill oh Bill Oh Sweetheart oh I just want to fuck you Bill. Oh Oh Oh Oh Bill Oh God Bill!

[littleguypainting]

Oh man, Bill, you are really in for it! janesfilms is going to wreck you. "Somebodies gonna get raped", lol

[tami8706]

You got the date of birth wrong for Ed, he was born in 1923 not 1901. There's no way he was 108 years old.

[Absedoodles]

hahaha...this was hilarious (:

[MariaPup1]

Tim is so funny and hott!

[VSPhotfries]

You forgot Billy Mays. I have half a mind to drown you in a vat of oxyclean.

Oh, and Macnamera. Macna... McN...

Mac-n-Vietnam. He's dead.

-VSP

[geminiace]

Timothy Michael Jackson Henson!

[JudgeMonkey]

Even Tim is more normal than MJ was.

[littleguypainting]

Congratulations JudgeMonkey!!! You win a Chumby! You, YES YOU!, have been selected to win the Distortedview YouTube contest!

Well done, now....about my position in the monkey......I'm sorry.....Monkey Future.

Congrats Mate.

[elmalonino89]

"I wish I could suckle the sickness from his tite". Only Tim could come up with such genius. He should write for Letterman. That way Dave can't rape our children with his bastard son breeding mouth!

[SloyBolil]

Wow, I miss, love, gove and give you all my juice.

You are the sun in my shine.

the sin in m shin.

keep it up. love bug.

[paperbag27]

They keep dropping like flies! woohoo!

[janesfilms]

Just stick it in my CUNT. MY CUNT!!!  ..... tee hee...oh nothing...I was talking about school, homework, you know.... Tee Hee

(I miss Katie)

[japskatfreak]

I miss Katie too - my skank calls please.

[mikeerrand]

Dude, don't co** tease us. We all wish Dakota Fanning died in a horrible and twisted fashion.

[dmoefc]

Jigoo Tim how I wish Dakota Fanning was dead. I feel a facial stabbing would be most appropriate for her demise.

[JudgeMonkey]

Nooo Tim, how could you mention Mel Brooks on the show. Now if he goes, which can't be too far off, I'll just feel awful! I guess. Actually that's another celebrity I didn't even know was still alive.

[MarshWildman]

Carl Mauldin has been added to the mix...thank god!

[mistertall1979]

Well done Tim, you Silver Fox you.

[UmpireBanana]

I've rated, commented, now just to beat off... I mean beat it... as in leave ... so I can beat off....

...I love you..

[dhardsell17]

6fu7 . c0m has Michael Jackson's autopsy vid!! RIP

meu nome ? Vit?ria temho? 10 anos, fasso ballet e acho a dan?a de Michael Jakson bem bonita!

[finklehor]

Sorry Timmy...this was weak...MORE TSLIM FUKIS! Get back to your roots nigga...Jigoo to you and yours

[littleguypainting]

I dunno, Cornswalled may have a point about jigoo. I think we should ask around, I have jewish friends, I'll ask, you do the same,

[japskatfreak]

Why are you listening to Cornswalled...ah, you've been tainted, you're "doark" sided.

[littleguypainting]

You know, just trying to play devils' advocate.... give Cornswalled the benefit of the doubt. Sadly I can't find a single reference to confirm his allegation. Can you help me out here Cornswalled? I need some references.

[littleguypainting]

Well... I'm back, I have spent the last two days scouring the internet(s) for some sort of link between our little community and ACTUALLY hating the jews via our codeword "Jigoo". Not one reference Corswalled. Sorry. I tried.

[JudgeMonkey]

If anything, jigoo might be closer to racial slurs against individuals of African heritage, but definitely not those of Jewish decent.

[littleguypainting]

We agree completely.

[japskatfreak]

You have to look in the parallel universe of CORNSWORLD. The internet there has many right wing, religious nonsense such as Jigoo being a derogatory term towards Jewish. In CORNSWORLD - God exists along with the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus. The holy trinity is made up of Santa, Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.

I searched as well and even asked a Jewish friend of mine and nothing like Jigoo came up. In fact I peaked my friends interest in DV and he loves it.

[maylovesSASUKE1]

its simple.there is a hollywood assasin on the lose.

[tedaford]

cornswalled than cornshallbeshat and a jagoo to you

[distorteddick]

DO IT, FAGOT

[isqfan]

"What does that mean, 'to play us out'?--uht... Breaking news!"

[Tazdrummer]

You sir should be nominated for the bestest of Youtube.

[christinamabaline]

Tim you have to stop doing you tube videos! You're going to get too famous and forget about us superfreaks! BTW CORNSWALLED suck my dick.

[Cornswalled]

And people claim gays aren't trying to convert straight men.

[JudgeMonkey]

He could convert me any day he wants.

[littleguypainting]

Oh you're a dirty little whore ;)

[Cornswalled]

That didn't even make SENSE. It was just a list of made up deaths.

[flakingnapstich]

Corny, you have experienced an epic humor fail.

Again.

[Hellomotorad]

I applaud you Tim Henson!! Great VIdeo!!

[XaDvAnT]

this video made me queer my face off

[littleguypainting]

Just do mmore vids Timothy Loqeefsha Henson. I love your work.

[littleguypainting]

Finally a room full of freaks! Jigoo to all of you. You make me cum my face off...so hard.

[japskatfreak]

Well, DV is the meeting place for freaks, furries, nymphos, skat lovers, queefers, cum farters, prolapsed fetishists, careless fairies, elderly haters, people who find baby death funny, people who will vote for Henson/Merkowski 2012, Tone Deaf Sean fans, fisters & fistees, blind porn lovers (who don't need Porn for the Blind), 'Satan' fans and of course The Go-Tard Super Team.

Did I miss anyone ?

[littleguypainting]

I think you forgot Cornswalled, he seems to be listening.

[Cornswalled]

Jigoo

A racist slang term used to accuse a person of having Jewish ancestry or sexual relations with a Jewish person. The phrase was first coined by the KKK as "Jew Goo" in the 1940's. It was a reference to Jewish seamen. Over time it was shortened to "Jigoo."

[littleguypainting]

Nope dear Cornswalled, Jigoo is the sound a bald man makes when his head is squeezed between the thighs of a massive fat woman.

[Cornswalled]

You keep telling yourself that. Just don't be surprised when a skinhead gives you a thumbs up for using it, or a Rabbi punches you in the nose.

[japskatfreak]

I'll pray for you cornswalled, when the rapture comes remember that Mormons were right (arbituary South Park reference).

[Agemo1]

Good Video Tim, but I don't think you are looking into the camera

[travuun]

Best video yet, Tim. I think you should do a "Behind the Syrup" video ala those stupid VH1 things that show the early days of Aunt Jemima and Mrs Butterworth before their falling out and eventual gun battle in Compton.

[kenynn113]

Where was the billy mays death? Did I miss it?

[japskatfreak]

Nope. Did the video before Mays' death. Expect Celebritygeddon Part 2.

[rocksthetaco]

I want your babbies Tootie...OH PLEASE PUT THEM IN ME!!!

[littleguypainting]

Careful, you may get a (forgive me ladies) cunt-turd.

Oh jeez, blame tim henson, he made me say it.

[333Rob3331]

Genius

[japskatfreak]

or autistic - there's a fine line and I can never define which one Tim is.

[myromanticdeath]

i hope heidi and spencer are next. blonde bimbo with her creepy flesh colored beird husband.

[littleartemis]

Funny how of all the celebrity deaths the only one I will mourn...is Billy Mays.

No more man yelling at me about cleaning products. Commercials will never be the same.

[JudgeMonkey]

Damn, right. I didn't even know Ed McMahon or Farah Faucet were even still alive.

[darktroop12]

hey I LIVE on compton

[Gitemstevedave]

Ahhhhh, Tim. The brace/retainer sucking noise was the thing that sealed the deal.

[japskatfreak]

He does little girls so well - only a careless fairy can imitate girls like he does. I wonder what ever happened to Katie, the 14 year old skat nympho.

[Slater1095]

Tim,I haven't watched or commented or anything in awhile...i know ....you can call me a whore.I've dissapointed you.spare my life please.the only reason i didnt is because my parents grounded me.....................0.o....­.....damn them!!!when again did u say you were giving away the cumby?damn i mean chumby.

[TykSakdotnet]

I hope they can finish "Ugly Me" now that Judge lost his battle with irrelevance ;)

[MarshWildman]

Tim, you are a pro!

[Turdlette]

Battle with irrelevence.

Lulz

[sanji572]

Misses butterworth why do you taste so good*CAUSE I"M BLACK* lol

[Fncktard]

Timmy, i wish i had a father, will u fill my void???

[Fncktard]

to play us out? What the F*ck does that mean ??!!!?

[japskatfreak]

F*ck it. We'll do it live. I'll write it and we'll do it live. F*cking thing sucks !!!

[kklolhahameowiris]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

Mrs. Butterworth, we'll all miss you!!!

(and michael and farrah and Mr. Oxiclean "Billy Mays")

[thelemon7]

its a shame that most of these storys are not true but its sad that some dumb ass bible heating fucks believe. lol, your heartless!

[naftster]

ha ha ha best new account video yet!

It's a shame about Dakota Fanning. The only solace is that she won't be missed.

[KarlTheStampede]

"hey, i'm going to be water skiing next weekend. You guys should bring some cameras down here and cover it! PLLLEEEAAASSSSEEE"

lol wtf?

[TrueTempleDog]

Nicely written...just, post your reading script closer to the camera, er something. Every video I watch makes me think your staring at my crotch.

[travuun]

I really almost prefer it that way.

[bmerCT]

OMG, Tim Henson! This was hysterical! You're going to hell! ~lol~

[boyhips]

Oh Tim how I love thee.

[cheskitty]

Oh Tim. Your sultry voice and sweet rectum is all that can console me in my time of despair over these deaths. Thankyou, thankyou for your support.

[wetballsack]

Who is next Tim? Hm? Billy!?

[JudgeMonkey]

Well, Tim mentioned Micheal J. Fox on one of his recent tweets, so it's only a matter of time before we lose that precious pocket martini shaker.

[sisterB5]

I choose 4

I'm going to beat it

[MrNoirTube]

Awesome Timmah!!! Your Backdrops are improving every video...great work...comedy gold!

[tehevilpineapple1234]

Great Job! your acting is getting less pedophile-ish!

[ghorty]

Suck it Trabek!

[Richoman25]

Ahahaha!!! Good stuff Timmy

[SurlyDuffoFark]

'the official cause of death was high winds..." BRILLIANT!

[FlangerMoon]

Nice job Tim

Who is next on your death list ?

[DoomCzar]

Most entertaining 4 minutes of my day! Thanks cap'n Tim!

[privateclem]

I guess I fail to see how the death of someone is funny?? Apparently, you haven't lost a loved one? If you have, than your one insensitive asshole! Why don't you be a lot more clever, or creative, and find a new shtick? I guess the death of little girls makes you chuckle with laughter? Think about it moron!!!!!

[tbroaofbtvohfm]

Grow some balls, fag.

Death is fucking funny and if you disagree, I'll fucking kill you then laugh about it.

Now go slurp the cum out of your grand dad's jockstrap, asshole.

[dvnetshow]

All of the jokes regarding the death of people were directed at those who are ALIVE AND WELL. Get a sense of humor, you complete fuckwit.

[dvnetshow]

Furthermore, privateclem, the un-clever, un-creative route would be to rattle off some Michael- Jackson-raped-little-boys jokes or Farrah had butt cancer jokes.

[bigg132]

i am an insensitive ass hole. when my dad died i couldnt stop laughing. =D oh he's is rotting in hell, sweet ol' dad. heh heh

[ghorty]

If you despised Dakota as much as Tim, you would understand. If you don't, then go listen to episode 1000 of his show and learn the way of DV.

[Fatkeed]

Well done, my boy.

[ballentube]

Farrah Fawcett dies and goes to heaven. God grants her one wish. She wishes for all the children of the world to be safe, so God kills Michael Jackson.

[goleopards1]

Dude then Billy Mays goes, what the fuck is up?

[grinningreen]

I love celebrity jokes after the celebrity dies..... HAHA

[lorddragonslayer]

ILL DO IT LIVE!

[lynnayamoon]

Everyone is thinking Patrick Swayze... i wonder if the power of suggestion can kill... oh i hope so!

[SoloHero]

Tim, you make me feel like I'm walking on sunshine.

*snorts spray can*

I wish I had a father!

[malice81]

Love you Tim! The vids keep getting better! Gigoo!!

[Generaltgrant]

Great insight Timmy HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAhAHAHAhAHA­HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA­HHAHAHAHAHA And HA!

[paperbag27]

Hey Tim.....

Q: What are Michael Jackson, Ed McMahon, Farrah and Billy Mays expecting for Christmas?

A: Patrick Swayze!

That has to be chumby worthy.

[1crazybob]

Timothy Bluth-Henson, WTF is going on with everyone dying?

[AtheistUndergrad]

Too bad he didn't choose Billy Mays as the next death - he could've claimed to be a prophet.

[JudgeMonkey]

I was destroyed when I heard Billy Mays had died! Why couldn't it have been Dakota!! WHHHYYYYY????

[CioffDogg]

Billy Mays has apparently died as well, so...Celebritygeddon Part 2?

[kewldewd33]

Thank you Tim for keeping us updated on celebrity deaths. When will the pancake violence ever end?

By the way, in case you haven't heard, Billy Mays has died.

[ianthecool]

Why do you hate Dakota so much?!

[SoloHero]

Cause she's cock tease.

[joedpa82]

lolz......best show ever

[soxfandave]

I'm not surprised your teen fave, Dakota, made it into the list. You queer me, Timmy!

[folkefiendar]

Quick, edit in Billy Mays.

[maze01000101]

Once again DistortedViewShow pack hilarity into a 4min video clip. I LOL'd and Jagooood.

[paperbag27]

Facebook and all other social media practically became an obituary for these people...It was so annoying. Hopefully there are little boys in hell that are willing to let Michael have his way. Im not impressed with Michael dying, Seems like a way to increase the sales of his upcoming shows.

[HarryMufff]

we can only hope that michael jackson is in hell doing donkey shows for satan

[rick363]

we'll alway's have that famous sextastic tuesday to remenber that so sweet mrs butterworth

[shaunaoc]

I love you Tim! "Lost his battle with irrelevance". Come on, that is genius!

[japskatfreak]

Agreed...

[CraigRat]

Noooooooooooo, not Mrs Butterworth!!

The others I can handle... but that.... I dunno.. is life worth living now?

Love your work Timbo!

[fisherbike333]

My wife got mad because I made the aunt jamima audio her ring tone. She heard it while she was hunting down my phone for me. What a sweetheart.

[ymattar]

You are an insensitive asshole! Wait... you're going to take that as a compliment, aren't you? LOL

[SdLaud]

A sad day in Hollywood indeed. We will all mourn the loss of all the hilarious courtroom antics of MJ.

[jerkyguy]

You know Buttersworth wouldn't take that shit from Aunt Jemima!

Sweet video ;D

[WolfFairy]

Noooo! Not Butterworth! ;A;

X3 Great work like always Tim.

[Juggaloutus]

Tootie, why did you have to tease me with Dakotas death!!!

[joedenmark99]

fucking stupid and thoughtless, you motherfucker

[XaDvAnT]

he will rape you with his mouth

[tbroaofbtvohfm]

Haha, too bad that asshole who goes around queering everybody didn't die. What was his name again?.... Uh... Oh yeah, fucking that Timmothy Jemima Osama Shrimpdick Coleman Chicken Tetrazzini Henson. I hate that careless fairy...

(Naw, I love him...)

[Gorthain]

I was looking for muppet babies, boy Jim Henson sure has changed since faking his death. I still see the hint of Rainbow connection. This really Queers me

[lynnayamoon]

Uncle Ben is now a very lonely man.

[siegox3]

I WANT MY CHUMBY!

[nikolausmaack]

Tim, this video sucked. You suck. Give me my fucking Chumby, you fat gay fucker.

PS. I love you.

[japskatfreak]

You expect Tim to give you a chumby after calling him names - you have to brown nose him, literally. Stick your nose on his prolapsed rose bud and rub up & down.

[satyr607]

everyone knows dakoda is a southside chika...sheesh

[cubedude666]

God, I want to beat Dakota Fanning with a pool noodle so badly.

[walknflames]

ps- put ur script somewhere on top of the camera fuck face. so ur not lookin down like a tard the whole time.

[walknflames]

ohhh shit. u fucked me up with the whole blossom and white girl from whats her fuck movie....had to google them to see if it was for real. fuck u timmy...i mean jimmy. haha how do ppl still fuck up ur name? brb, gotta cum my face off

[walknflames]

wainbow bwead niggah. i'm so druknl trighit now. tim ur awesome. i will fuck ur g/f if u had one. but u don't cuz ur a gay. JIGOOO..../Distorted view my nigga...and all other minorities

[japskatfreak]

Satan. you are putting Tim's poor celebrity montage editor through hell with all these celeb deaths - I'm glad you're back.

[GuyPyro]

Timothy... what... goes on in your head?

[japskatfreak]

Cum farts, cum farts, kill Dakota Fanning, cum farts, queefs, big black dick prolapses ass cunt (sorry that's Cheryl),... the list goes on.

[gerrygeneric]

No Mrs. Butterworth? What will MJ pour on Cub Scouts now? Oh yeah... Nevermind...

[ISpillMyDrink]

That was an excellent background for the celebrity extra edition type shows, but I would stick with the blue and orange lasery BGs for regular shows. Also, I always assumed Dakota was in the Latin Kings. Who would have guessed she was a Crip?

[toriaD3]

NOOOO!! IF MS. BUTTERWORTH DIES I WILL HAVE NOTHING TO USE AS A OLD WOMAN DILDO!!! :] teehee

[CaptSwiggy]

When Farah Fawcett got to heaven, she was greeted by God.

We really enjoyed your work! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!

Farah is a little taken aback.

He goes on, Well, I'm prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?"

Not one to act selfish, Farah decides upon a wish. "I'd like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever."

"Done!" exclaims the Heavenly Father. He snaps, and Michael Jackson appears next to Farah.

ZING!

[japskatfreak]

Nice...*two thumbs up*

[joeevil]

Now that MJ's dead, if you're "touched by an angel" will it be bad touch?

[commentbott]

You really don't like Dakota Fanning, huh?

Oh, and I was sad to hear about Mrs. Butterworth.

[13THELLAMA]

TIM YOU ARE my HERO

good job and nice serious face

you queer me!

Jigoo

[monkapotomus]

rofl nice video tim that was great :)

[SoloHero]

Mrs. Byttersworth died?!!?

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!­!!!