How do we know these guys are ninjas? I mean, their headbands don't have "Ninja" written on them. They could be fakes! "Look for the authentic 'Ninja' seal when you go shopping for ninjas."
But seriously.... I never thought I'd see a movie that made Godfrey Ho look like a master of choreography and character development, but here we are.
If I ever think that my French ninja friend is in trouble, I'll just call the cops.
ninja go against samurai. ninjitsu was formed to compete with them, & they were very strong mercinaries. ninja were not graceful at all. they all started off as peasants! than again, this is stupid.
I love all the build-up and preparation that goes into the expert, skillful attack that commences at 3:01 - a series of idiotic clanging overhead blows, as might be executed by a small, untalented child.
Man, I love the way Silver's rubbish sidekick just peers out of his apartment window and somehow sees that his pal's involved in a massive pagga, somewhere in Hong Kong. Does he just live right next to the historical ninja fighting grounds?
This is Oscar material. When I go to HK I'm gonna look these filmmakers up and hopefully get a job as an actor. No experience or skill seem necessary :)
*chuckles* I love the completely irrelevant dialogue. The talk of conquering the world while filming the footwork of the black ninja is just hilarious!
The Ninja Empire will rise again in 2012 and herald the Mayan Apocalypse!!!
NoMoreNever 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
it's like a video game!
multimediahelp1 4 months ago
"We can't let the wickedness of the black ninja empire spread across the world.
...and poison the world."
KaitainCPS 6 months ago
How do we know these guys are ninjas? I mean, their headbands don't have "Ninja" written on them. They could be fakes! "Look for the authentic 'Ninja' seal when you go shopping for ninjas."
But seriously.... I never thought I'd see a movie that made Godfrey Ho look like a master of choreography and character development, but here we are.
If I ever think that my French ninja friend is in trouble, I'll just call the cops.
TheRogueWolf 7 months ago
before Ninja Assassin, there was.......this crap.
Ilovegirlotsandlots 11 months ago
what year was this ninja mania happening? i don't remember...
siliconsurf 1 year ago
Is this some kind of ninja foot race? Also, the white ninja has an upside-down Mitsubishi bandanna lol
thecheeze9001 1 year ago
"My friend must be in trouble. Think I'll go help."
*Gets Killed*
"Man...I should have minded my own business..."
AnimalCarnage 1 year ago
This clearly takes place in present times why don't any of them carry guns? And why does the white ninja have a faggy French moustache?
whiskeyspray 1 year ago
@whiskeyspray He is French in it.
Nostias 1 year ago 3
Lol its so stupid, thats its funny to watch!
Great video!
OrochimaruNinja666 1 year ago
haha black dude only live for like 2.5 ninja seconds
tonysk25 2 years ago
The white ninja is Inspector Clouseau and the African American ninja is Eddie Murphy..........Serious casting call here
highfencejumper 2 years ago
LMAO
"My Friend must be in Trouble"
Moral: Dont open your blinds buddy!
NozzRhad 2 years ago 2
The most epic end ever XPXPXP
kriitikko 2 years ago 6
mexican ninja
attaboy83 2 years ago 2
ninja go against samurai. ninjitsu was formed to compete with them, & they were very strong mercinaries. ninja were not graceful at all. they all started off as peasants! than again, this is stupid.
lilmissrom 3 years ago
then again you are stupid
tonysk25 2 years ago
mitsubishi ninja
Hawaiianon 3 years ago 2
That Mexican guy in the white ninja outfit was in a tight spot, and Eddie Murphy was concerned.
Dave839 3 years ago 2
Best last words a villain good have. I love how they cut to "The End" at once.
kriitikko 3 years ago
I love all the build-up and preparation that goes into the expert, skillful attack that commences at 3:01 - a series of idiotic clanging overhead blows, as might be executed by a small, untalented child.
KaitainCPS 3 years ago
Man, I love the way Silver's rubbish sidekick just peers out of his apartment window and somehow sees that his pal's involved in a massive pagga, somewhere in Hong Kong. Does he just live right next to the historical ninja fighting grounds?
KaitainCPS 3 years ago
i cant stop laughing :D
anyone knows what music starts as his very helpful friend is joining the fight?
sounds like a good old amiga mod
wtfninjastylez 3 years ago
@wtfninjastylez
Tangerine Dream - Phaedra.
KaitainCPS 6 months ago
I find it funny that the ninjas have barely any relevance at all!
Gigabreath 4 years ago
The white ninja seems jewish :3
Funny stuff!
Arppis 4 years ago
THIS SHIT IS FUNNY LOL!!
naa812 4 years ago
Ninjas Don't run from Battle, its Dishonor too them and there family.
Turtlepimp8000 4 years ago
not be so sure,they are not like samurai
zipcikti 4 years ago
lol that was so bad :P
therealkingfuse 4 years ago 2
wow-worst lines EVER!!!
Ballowall 4 years ago
He used various pseudonyms - including, but not limtied to, Godfrey Ho.
XBOXHUEG 4 years ago
This video blows monkey cock. I hope your computer crashes and they find kiddie porn on it.
JimmysNordon 4 years ago
Con los estilos de combate de estos ninjas matas más con un salchichon que con sus espadas, que basbaros!!!
PUNISHER6002 4 years ago
They ripped off Sentai BIOMAN music at the end!
redroversk 4 years ago
LOL! This was simply hilarious,was the person at the end on drugs or just mad?
fradparry 4 years ago
"My friend must be in trouble, I think i'll go help him."? LMFAO
This can't be for real.
patio87 4 years ago 2
This was just awesome. True masterpiece of a kind!
flikflakstudio 4 years ago
His friend really wasn't much help.
toyosben 4 years ago
This is Oscar material. When I go to HK I'm gonna look these filmmakers up and hopefully get a job as an actor. No experience or skill seem necessary :)
nowahobo 4 years ago
Ive got this too, I love it, especially how they're running up some multi story car park then they're suddenly in the forest :)
JohnnyBeatdown 4 years ago
Dear God.
Lecktor 5 years ago
"My friend must be in trouble..." I dyed laughing. Terrible acting and so random that he just looks out the window to see ninjas run by.
beb02 5 years ago
*chuckles* I love the completely irrelevant dialogue. The talk of conquering the world while filming the footwork of the black ninja is just hilarious!
Kieran27 5 years ago
I totally have this movie, except it's called "Ninja Empire."
benjaminshinobi 5 years ago