NO HOMO NO LESBO NO HETERO

[bouncygangsta]

The no homo and no hetero can be used when saying for example that some girl has a nice body , nice as in well trained and taken care of (not someone you want to put your schlong in) or when a guy says another guy he has an impressive body (he says no homo because he doesnt mean it from a sexual point of view but from an admiring "you have trained well" point of view). Dont forget this, no homo has a good use aswell.

[soundlyawake]

@bouncygangsta no, it doesn't. it's pointless and it's homophobic. what if a white girl said to a black guy "you look good today! no interracial." makes no sense.

[bouncygangsta]

@soundlyawake nice way of skipping everything i wrote and just presenting another totally different situation

[TheSweetestVegan]

Came over from Checas new video, love your vids. The fact you made this in 09 solidifies her point that its 2012 and "no homo" is over

[chescaleigh]

omg you're so young in this video

[soundlyawake]

@chescaleigh i know! hahaha i was like 5 lbs

[chickflick4ever]

MORE EXAMPLES (mainly girls....) "byeeee! love ya!! no homo""hey babe! no homo" lol if my bff said ily or babe i'd know it was as friends! its not like my best friend loves me romanticly

[Swagitout1]

Your trans omg unsubscribing right now

[lizzard9233]

I say it around people that would treat me differently if they thought I were gay. The sad thing is sometimes, people make ur life hell for being different.

[ILOVEScreamo96]

I heart Broken Friday!!!! I would totally buy all your albums, looooool

[SangtotheDy]

Sometimes i say that. Not much.. actually i rarely say it. no hetero. XD lol i love that phrase too bad i can't use cuz i'm not lesbian/bi. LOL

see people, now he proves in the video that's gay. so stop asking!!

[sswainca]

People say "no homo"?!? What the hell is that? Were these people dropped as children?

[Aureleann]

waw u're so funny and sexy! no hetero though (it's truuue im a lesbian :-p still I can tell when someone looks good)

[ariosvids]

"Hey, Deztiknee! Yo titz are hella fine! No hetero."

[nikoincroatia]

Actually that's a great idea

[afilover123]

haha ur funny dude...and btw...do you know how gorgeous u r? =P

[Randomidable]

Omg you are so cute and funny... I would love to have you as a boyfriend. Yes homo!

[SuperPancho1996]

hey lets go have a pillow fight in the nude NO HOMO!!!!!!!!!!

[pnukup91]

uuh who was that women with beared that was odd!

[neon471]

It's like when my friends say "MICHELLE I LOVE YOU! No homo."

O.o "That was unnecessary to say."

"But, but, but!"

-_-

[Khonsu1212]

i love your eyes very pretty!...it cant be a coincidence that queer folks are beautiful....and yes flip that stupid phrase around

[pr3ss3sc]

You don't get to use my phrase.

[Skapetan]

Dude, nice legs!

Homo intended.

[lilaclaugh]

"So fun"?! No. I had a lot of fun. I had a little fun. I had no fun at all. Fun is quantifiable, but cannot be contained.

[underworld026]

You should have the goat dancing with like.. a duck or something? That would pwn!

[asuutube]

hahaha!!!  FUNNY :)

[scubbbasteeeve]

ahaaaa! the ending was funny, except you're leg hair, made me gag.

[FruityTeen09]

haha no hetero im using that!

[KcAriaGirl]

Omg some of my gay and bi friends say No hetero

[HooDooproductions]

@KcAriaGirl i say it :]

[pennygoo]

did you have fun in the city which michael and brian and justin and ted and emmet and debbie and the rest of them roam? yes you did. exactly.

(queer as folk)

[MLiPreti]

Happy Justine-ectomy/Birthday!

[whyme9311]

I am NOT Kidding....right after you took your pants off, my computer froze, so you thigh was on my screen for like 10 minutes. hahaha! I thought I'd tell u. lol.

Btw....no hetero. okay, maybe a little....

[AveolarD]

they are just having fun. don't trip. the got your attention and that was the objective. just chill and go to the next youtube video.

[LyricalLife]

So wait....taking my pants off to give my buddy a back massage is weird.....

[BumbleMissy]

o my gosh are you actually no hetero? :'(

[shanohu]

mmm :)

maybe it would be better if I took YOUR pants off :D

lmfao just kidding...

no homo.

[terraruber]

yoiu're right that is totally stupid,. whats wrong with people today?

[ThisKidCanDance]

me and my boyfriend were just talking about much we hate that "no homo" the other day. im faving :)

[StarZandRockeTs]

OMG STINA! WOOT WOOT ha ha love her <3

[vampira042]

You should take off your pants in every video.

[xtmjx]

DO U LIKE CHICKEN?

[itcanbecheezcaketime]

ya, cause like, it was like, like omg like no homo like uh ya, you're a pot burn-out, like, washed, like wasted and like with the douchebag teenager look, sorta-like, imo, like this message will probably be removed because like.. no homo is like something i've like never heard and like... no one will ever take you seriously and like you're probably all into stickers and candy and puppies and like myspace and like...

[Da6xy4ever]

that happens to me all time... mmm no homo thoughhhmm!

[Loveee1418]

No Hetero? Hahahahahaha!

Made My Night! Your Too Funny!

[tsashly]

great video

[Kishwick]

lmao @ the end haha good times

[frikkelfrab]

Buahaha!!! That end sound creeped HELLA out of me.

[carly032685]

i really hate the term no homo

[kthankxbye]

Is there porn footage?

[stephbusta]

nick, you look hot as a girl . All homo

[youandmebabyy]

All the way non-gay duh :], it made sence in my mind :)

[redhead2000]

I didn't say I didn't know what it means. I said I'd never heard of it before. Big difference. :D

[redhead2000]

I've never heard anyone say "no homo" before.

[Tiffany7002]

WHAT?

Lil Wayne started it.

[redhead2000]

Who cares?

[redhead2000]

If you read more comments, you'll see that I'm not the only one who has never heard "no homo" before.

beyerprep, LucyPantsno1, forgottengirlx3, saamii1006, lilt2487, NCangemi, riceypuffcake, worldoftights, and finnfinn666 posted that they've never heard it either. So why should my comment be denied?

[makeuponmee]

im reallly reallly sorry :( i know this sounds fake but i promise it wasn't me i have brothers and they found out my password i changed it honestly if you read my other comments and stuff im not a mean person im really really sorry i know this doesn't sound legit :/

[redhead2000]

No problem. It's just the internet. :D

[makeuponmee]

awesome :) true true :)

[Zutentu]

lol, i think i´m gonna start that xD btw: Rob is hot. no hetero ;P

[mydearnatalie]

Id tap that....no asex. though.

[amandalea6408]

What if it's a hermaphrodite?

Do they say "NO hermo?"

[Bety3ny]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[bryantaa]

I love the fact that Keisha has lesbian tendencies. Yes homo.

[MissusFingerBottom]

hate it when people are so homophobic... no homo.

[whataboutken83]

I didn't understand the context of "No Homo" with the video. Like, I had never heard that before anywhere else. Cut to...on my way home from work, playing "Run This Town" and Kanye West (I know, hot button issue) in the song says "It's crazy how you can go from being Joe Blow

To everybody on your dick, no homo" LMAO, now I get it. Just thought I'd share that...

[poofster333]

i just chewed 2 packs of orbit gum all at once.

[FabulousStar23]

What kind of camera do you use!?

[ItsNotGoing2BeEasy]

ive yet to find out what it "truly" means......

lol

=/

[DDRfreak15371]

I like that goat.  No Homo. SAHRRY.

[HighFlyingAddict]

R you a homo?

If you're not.....Wanna make a baby?

If so..... You still wanna make a baby?

[KickasssKaylaaa]

Heeeeey. Could you please inspect my vagina lips? Do they look abnormal?

No homo, though.

[guitar101hero16]

i thought of an awesome comment but then i saw the goat and everything went blank.

[Ricardo5518]

i paused when he dropped his pants :D

[veronicachic]

lol who even invented no homo? it makes noo sense

[revyourharleyquinn]

you just gave the awkward dancing goat a run for his money.

[rwhackett]

You are wildly entertaining! Glad I found your videos.

[yassine4555]

*Drops pants*

You didn't shave o_0

No homo though

[ZS68]

lol

[flori480]

I actually gained a vocabulary when I went to school so I don't feel the need to say "no homo" where there are 171,476 words in current use, and 47,156 obsolete words in the English language. This is why people think we Americans are dumb.

[wyzii]

you liked it

[StarryEyedStina]

You know, when I first read the title, I was like "hm, I hope he wasn't offended when I said that in my video." & hoped that you'd pick up on the joke of the vid.. & then you picked my "awkward" moment. i'm excited! i always roll my eyes when my friends say "no homo." i'ma start saying "no hetero" from now on.

btw, you're title "awkward stud" was soooo much better than what I came up with!

[TyrannosaurusPerez]

I totally agree with you Nick, No Homo is rediculous. Dumb

[Raetheblackbarbie]

how the hell did the phrase spread like that??! Only thought Wash., DC ghetto people said that.

Then again, some people just don't know how to use "No Homo" either without it sounding a little homo...^_^

And BTW, there are homo's that use "No Hetero"...well that I know of. ^_^

[krisdimplez]

LOL OMG!! Who would post a comment saying "I know when your deathday is?" creepiness..... lol

[jadmav]

k. when you started to dance i was like wth? then..i relized you were dancing like the goat!

[ashiegirl16]

you always hold your head slightly to the right. its cute. extremely adorable in fact...but whats up with that?

[TheMetallicSharpie]

I used to say "that's so straight" in retaliation to "that's so gay".

[ExplosiveBubble]

i get an orgasm when that goes dances <3

[ForestClan123456]

Explosive bubble:

youre trying to get into the ending, arent you? But then again, so am i.

[heyitsjai]

literally just heard "no hombre" at this salsa thing... didn't know they said no homo in spanish...

great video :D

[soundlyawake]

hey: LOL but that means "No, man."

[heyitsjai]

lol i know but my spanish buddies said it was slang for no homo :D

[lulzh0ll4r]

no hetero, lmao.

epic win

[ItsTheKanninbal]

Lol at the denied comment

[SomeTipsForLife]

you are an evil gnome princess.

[LosAnggraito]

omgz da blonde with da purple hoodie is seksi, work it gurl

no hetero tho

[alonzolerone]

oh ok like that last message scared the fuk outta me

[wildcog]

great now my brother thinks i have a man on man porn fetish (im a straight girl) because he walked in on the part when your pulling your pants down

[bigbrickwall91]

You have some seriously hair legs. No homo.

Sahrry :)

[JamieD713]

Can you give me a back massage with your pants down? No hetero ;)

[ariosvids]

IVE NEVER!!!!heard no homo! Am i like hiding from society or sumthing? But im difnetly gonna say no hetero its sound funny lol

[gdhippie98]

Nice Awkward Goat Dance there.

[gdhippie98]

Like its really my favorite part.

[bummercucumber]

I'm definitely going to start using "no hetero" around the people who say "no homo."

[lizz403]

hey nick your tongue is very shiny...no hommo :)

[Uhthenuh]

wanna know what else is shiny....

[tinfoilprobulator]

I agree 'No Homo' is a very stupid phrase.

[missmadejavu]

NO HOMO came from when the Rapper Lil wayne kissed the rapper Baby on the mouth, Lil wayne rapped about it in a song and the said "NO HOMO" about it.

[ladysaphia]

I approve; nice hairy thighs. Hawt.

[heyitsBEKKY]

I think the last comment freaked me out because she has the word "gnome" in her username.

Gnomes scare me /shifty eyes.

[freshasdaisies]

Ive never heard no homo!

[narsaddict]

so you dont complete my life or anything?

[Adriance1785]

nice bulge ;)

[soundlyawake]

happi: OMG DEATH

[soundlyawake]

kay: LOL I literally loled

[soundlyawake]

sugar: i know right?!! she really is though! NO HETERO

[BusigaBecky]

"No hetero. Sahrry".

[sexinthecityLV]

Nick.I love this vid ..NO HOMO ..thats a lie ..YEAH HOMO!!!!

[ladonnaflynn]

I've never heard this "no homo" business... maybe my guy friends are homo...

[xtragiclovex]

Sahrry.

[yaxofossiad]

I have to agree. So stupid. People started saying that when I was a freshman and they said it all through school...and I still hear it. Silly.

[ParkParks93]

I know the saying "No way josé"...haven't heard of this one!

Must be one of them there new fangled American things ;) And obv, it's a fail.

Laavv you Nickeh! :D

[Serafinalu]

I notice a lot of people trying to leave weird, dumbass comments to get on the goat part. faiilllll

[wildcog]

i wish i was good enough to be on with the dancing goat:( ....i guess the goat is to good for the little people....he wud just beat the shit out of them with his dancing moves :( sahrry

[Maijasiili]

HOHOHOHo so funny :--DD

You have so pretty eyes :--O

No hetero

[Manestreamz]

omg I noticed u have a tounge piercing 8-O

[Tiffany8884]

ur soooooooo cute

[lilmisszorky1432]

I cannot get enough of your eyes!! they're killin me!!!!

[IsoleChamber]

can I just like leech kiss you?

don't worry

no homo

;D

and no hetero

=]

[IsoleChamber]

oh and p.s

sha-REEE

xD

[cabac101]

so sexy!

sharry

[NightRainKagome]

I'm sitting here thinking "What does it take to get into awkward dancing goat comment time?" and then I realize, probably writing these thoughts will get me there. LAWL!

[Canucme1]

god your legs are extra hairy. you should probably shave them.

[Kathryn1100]

... I have NEVER heard that phrase before in my life.

[frogozz]

I would sit around a table and eat cheesecake with you, baybayyyyyy.

No hetero.

Sahrry.

[MonicazProduction]

Oh yeah my friend are like NO HOMO jaja

[sllychicken]

You do have good eyebrows! And your awesome!

[xjoltsamx]

omfg i HATE when ppl say no homo its so retarded!!!!

[bigdaddychang]

chuck norris is grinds coffee beans with his teeth and boils it with his rage

[twistedsoul019]

I know what you mean, the whole no homo shit is ignorant as hell!

[sweetsyK]

Uggggh, you are soo right, it completely annoys me when people say, "No Homo", I mean who started that crap. But it is funny to say, "No Hetero",lol, Im going to start saying that now,LOL.

[ericos]

"No hetero!" << LOL! That cracked me up.

[heyannacakes]

you make me hard....

no hetero

wait seriously mann!... im a chick and a lesbian :O

ha

[Philichino]

damn!!

you are fine!!!

i love you!!!!

[meghanyo09]

"And if you threw a party and invited everyone you knew you would see the biggest gift would be from me, and the card attached would say...NO HOMO!"

[meganneggs]

if you ever took off your pants in front of me, i'd stick my arm in a garbage disposal.

Sahrry.

[BoomNCookie]

you have nice eyebrows..i love betty boop

[Microwave9001]

It looks like I'm not the only person who has ever thought of doing that.

[RACHELIC1OUS]

That was hilarious. And you have really cool eyes.

[soundlyawake]

rachel: thank you! :)

[batwingedpixie]

Never heard that before. Maybe im just lame, or maybe I'm just from texas...

[bralen24]

Gross. I hate breeders, I make sure I kill at least one a day.

[BabiiFahita]

Your face makes my day

Way hetero?

[SuicideBLondEx]

a lot of people's pets are farting during your videos...

[soundlyawake]

kim: awkwarrrd

[kurtley1989]

lol i love maria she soo funny!! lol

[thinkunique2009]

your vids are awesome :)

no hetero.

[NarcoticxLullaby]

my password on the computers at school is sahrry.

[shep689]

i LOVE it when you're a woman. dunno why, but i do.

[soundlyawake]

shep: obviously because it's sexy

[cherryjewel]

my dog just farted

[jessebebebluee]

My hamster just farted.

[datbitch614]

i stay sayin No Hetro lol

[jmathis82]

I already heard no homo from another youtube user lol i guess its cool

[AJay260294]

I know where you live.

[Beautifu1B1urr]

OMG that guy in the green shirt that is "no homoing with you" is hilarious! I'm gonna need you to have him in future videos. :D

[hahaBAMellie]

lix ur legs

[rudotel112]

gay

[AliceWithFriends]

I once spent an entire day saying "OMG, that shirt is so straight!" and "Dude, that was really straight of you." Just to make people realize how stupid using 'that's so gay' is.

[ileft]

no homo is stupid. lol, no hetero sounds more funny. it also may confuse people...just a little :D

[alyssax3kiss]

heyy bitch you lookin fine todayyy.

NO HOMOR

[alyssax3kiss]

TYPE FAIL ^

:/

[padaleckixlove27]

no homo is so stupid! i was so glad when the guys at my school stopped saying it.

[xw0efJx]

Damn I loved this video

[disfoconnie]

I have this weird fetish for your nose....and I'm not sahrry.

[lipglosswhore4life]

your legs are like hairy toothpicks, they belong in my mouth.

[leeskathy123]

I was trying to read the comments at the end and forgot I was holding my biscuit in my tea and its no all melted in my tea! and now im sad! :(

and it was the last biscuit!!