I thought that Crank was gripping because it was so hilarious, & hilarious because it was so relentless, & relentless because it was so gripping. It was a beautiful circle of life.
Then Crank High Voltage came along and it was just another over-indulgent, over-the-top, stupid, crass, annoying, boring, careless, crude, cash-in, sequel-stereotype, bullshit, shit-munching, fucked-up, fuck-fest, foolish, flubber-monkey of a movie.
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Fuck you Kermode, Crank was fucking awesome. Crank High Voltage was just as awesome too. Both movies aren't meant to be taken seriously!! They aren't documentary's dipshit! They are insane action set-pieces strung together set to great music. It's basically like Grand Theft Auto and if you can't have fun with it, get another job. Assclown.
As a fan of the Transporter series, Kermode clearly understands that and clearly was trying to judge it for what it is. Sorry if you can't appreciate that fact.
I thought that Crank was gripping because it was so hilarious, & hilarious because it was so relentless, & relentless because it was so gripping. It was a beautiful circle of life.
Then Crank High Voltage came along and it was just another over-indulgent, over-the-top, stupid, crass, annoying, boring, careless, crude, cash-in, sequel-stereotype, bullshit, shit-munching, fucked-up, fuck-fest, foolish, flubber-monkey of a movie.
I'm not sure why this is but it is. Deal with it.
I'm f*ckin Cranked!
terratrema 10 months ago
@terratrema flubber-monkey you say?
MosesSupposes1 3 months ago
@MosesSupposes1
I didn't say squat.
terratrema 3 months ago
@terratrema I find it hard to see reason in liking Crank but disliking the sequel which is exactly the same.
BeestOfSpood 1 day ago
you guys are so biased. you suck
necrid86 1 year ago
both crank movies are quite cool -
nightwatchman86 1 year ago
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Fuck you Kermode, Crank was fucking awesome. Crank High Voltage was just as awesome too. Both movies aren't meant to be taken seriously!! They aren't documentary's dipshit! They are insane action set-pieces strung together set to great music. It's basically like Grand Theft Auto and if you can't have fun with it, get another job. Assclown.
trentkill 2 years ago
As a fan of the Transporter series, Kermode clearly understands that and clearly was trying to judge it for what it is. Sorry if you can't appreciate that fact.
TulseLuper 2 years ago 2