Betty Bowers: You're Going Straight to Hell

[Jing737]

I used to be a Christian, but I got tired of being miserable and having people that I would only see once a week, and would have no desire to go out and do anything like watch a movie or go to a bar the rest of the week. And Christian schools are the biggest rip-off there is. I got an unacredited diploma and a bunch of assholes who made fun of me more than public school kids. At least they have no expectations.

[UndyingTadpole96]

I am not praying for your destruction but for your salvation have a good life betty bowers

[AlexPreachesTruth]

Completely disrespectful.

I am praying for your destruction in hell Betty!

[JeniusRetard]

@AlexPreachesTruth

How can you claim to be a morally serious human and say something like that? You should be ashamed of yourself.

[garysgreat]

@AlexPreachesTruth I just read your profile. You may not practice bottom sex but you say you are gay. Well those religious fundies you follow will most likely want you to burn in hell as well.

Also you are an abomonation in the eyes of your imaginary murdering sky fairy.

In effect you are a Turkey voting for christmas/thanks giving. Hehe

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[AIexPreachesTruth]

@AlexPreachesTruth Thumbs up if you believe I'm nothing more than a hate mongering douche that craves Fred Phelps rectum.

[AlexPreachesTruth]

Not funny in the least.

God is NOT mocked! (Galatians 6:7)

[YetAnotherInfidel]

@AlexPreachesTruth

He just was.

And he deserves it.

Your stupid, pathetic God who would kill millions and give those who are gullible enough the wonderful chance to kiss his ass for eternity is not worth worship. He deserves to be an object of ridicule and contempt for all people who have a shred of intelligence. The sheer stupidity of those who espouse the goodness of God is overwhelming, as the evidence against this hypothesis in in their holy text.

[garysgreat]

@AlexPreachesTruth Leviticus 20:13

That's you fucked then!

[drgstr26]

@RobertWalliczek god made my brain create logic such as not believe in talking animals, 900 year old men, jesus killing two thousand pigs, not praying because his plan cannot be overruled anyway...I'm going off on a tangent here I'm sorry. I am God. Now stop causing confliction among your fellow man and spread good deeds and unbigoted comments. Thank you.May the universe allow the electrons and molecules which make up your body join into a newer and better combination so as to improve life earth

[tanzalone111]

@RobertWalliczek So if your religion is real then heaven will be filled with people like you, Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, etc... I think I'll pass on that eternity.

[predonin]

@tanzalone111 you must be a muzzie , you sound like one

[tanzalone111]

@predonin what is a muzzie? Muslim? lol actually christians are closer to muslims than athiests (I am an athiest) Both Christians and Muslims are religions of Abraham and I think you all are backward and closed minded simpletons.

[predonin]

@tanzalone111 islam is much more than a religion , it's a cult that tells you how to dress , what to eat , who to hate , who to kill , who to be friends with , SO GO AND READ THE KORAN , LEARN ABOUT SHARIA , JIHAD , TAGIYYA , ABOUT THE DUTIES OF EVERY ASS LIFTER AND THAN BACK TO ME, YOU COMPARING ISLAM TO CHRISTIANITY SHOWS ME HOW LITTLE YOU KNOW ABOUT PISSLAM

read the islamic hadiths , they are very informative

[tanzalone111]

@predonin Wow what a typical hate filled ignorant Christian response. Thank you for reminding me why I can't stand the people in your hatefull ignorant religion. Also, actually I do know quite a bit about your Bible and the Quran and they say the same exact things and could be considered interchangeable. Most of you don't know this because you only read small portions of the Bible and rely on preachers to tell you what is actually within the Bible. Both are almost IDENTIClAL YOU IDIOT!

[predonin]

@tanzalone111 again comparing christianity to islam shows how little you know , islam can be compared to fascism as mein kampf and the koran are similar , christianity doesn't teach to to kill the apostates as islam does , islam teaches to jihad against the infidels untill the whole world submits to islam and the only law in the world is barbaric sharia ,

[drgstr26]

@predonin mate it doesn't matter religion just causes arguments. so abandon your religions now, and the argument shall cease to exist. thank you for your time. may science and the universe have mercy on your molecular matter.

[mcadore]

Where is Hell?

[drgstr26]

@mcadore on earth duh

[hanson666999]

Fantastic lol

[Kumonoshita]

Pick it up Christ! ...Jesus..

[MrOzanachronism]

'This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy...' 2 Tim 3:1-2

Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation. 2 Pet 3:3-4

This fulfils prohecy

[Inclousid]

@MrOzanachronism 'For the Son of man shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; and then he shall reward every man according to his works. Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom.' Matthew 16:27-28.

'Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.' Matthew 24:34

Prophecy = failed.

[MrOzanachronism]

@Inclousid The Saviour here is not talking about physical death; but the second death, the eternal judgement of God that is meet for all who have ever been born, but whom through Jesus Christ, we have a way of escape - '"He that overcometh shall not be hurt of the second death." Rev 2:11

[MrOzanachronism]

@Inclousid Anyone can pull random scripture out of context to push whatever agenda they're pushing. 'it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.' Matt 18:6

'Now go and do thou likewise.' (Luke 10:37)

[MrOzanachronism]

@Inclousid Your hermeneutics test=failed

[sandytinky]

@Inclousid Read the whole chapter. The generation Jesus was speaking about is the final generation that is witness to the end-time fulfillment of his prophecies.

[Inclousid]

@sandytinky Sorry hun, read the whole book. And I don't need you to give me your personal interpretation. The generation Jesus was speaking about was his own, and said that some of the people standing there in his presence, would witness the end times.

[sandytinky]

@Inclousid I read the whole book. Matthew 16:27-28 refers to Jesus' transfiguration - when they would behold His royal splendor- which "some" of the disciples (Peter, James, and John) would witness 6 days later. Matthew 24:34 speaks of the final generation that would witness the signs He spoke of (the abomination of desolation, the persecutions and judgments, the false prophets, the signs in the heavens, Christ's final return, and the gathering of the elect). CONTEXT! So sorry hun, you fail.

[Inclousid]

@sandytinky More personal interpretation... it's no wonder there's 30,000 different denominations of the same faith. So let's play your context game (you Christians are all alike)... show me what chapter and verse indicates that when Jesus said "This generation", he actually refers to a future generation. It's all about context right.

Oh and I love your use of contradictory mimicry at the end there. Ever have an original thought of your own in that brain of yours? Pathetic.

[sandytinky]

@Inclousid Again, the events he spoke of were future events, as I already listed, including His second Coming and the gathering of the elect, so the generation that He said would see their fulfillment would be a future generation - beyond the lifetimes of the Apostles. And calling me names such as "pathetic" is the first sign one is losing a debate.

[Inclousid]

@sandytinky In other words, you can't provide a chapter and verse to support your "context" claims. Because, its not out of context, and Jesus was refering to the existing generation. And no actually, the first sign of losing a debate is not being able to backup your bullshit claims with actual verse. So let's play this once again. You said " the events he spoke of were future events". Show me the chapter and verse where Jesus STATES this. If you can't, you're a liar, and we're done.

[sandytinky]

@Inclousid The chapters and verses were the ones you provided. You are mashing together two different events, 8 chapters apart, that Jesus was speaking about, and claiming He was speaking about the same events that were to occur within the lifetimes of some of the Apostles. Anyone reading those two chapters, and those in-between, without a preconceived agenda, can clearly see Jesus was speaking about his transfiguration, and then end time events that would occur far into the future.

[Inclousid]

@sandytinky I'll take that as another non-answer. The examples I gave do not need to be knit together for both to show Christ talking about the end times. I asked you a simple question, since you accused me of taking verse out of context. I asked you to provide the verse where Jesus states that "this generation" was not his own. You can't do that. Therefore it was not taken out of context, since you cannot provide any opposing context to this statement. Ergo, you're a liar. I'm done with you.

[sandytinky]

@Inclousid You're "done with me" because you lost. You took two separate events, two separate topics, 8 chapters apart, mashed them together and claimed they were the same.

[Inclousid]

@sandytinky The tactics of a dishonest dullard. I provided two examples, I made no claim they fit together, no claim they were to be interpreted together. You did that, projected it onto me, and then tried to admonish me for something I never did. Typical of a Christian apologist grasping at straws. What you have failed to do which was at the very heart of your own argument, is to show that Jesus was talking about a future generation in his statement. Instead you try to turn the tables. Fail.

[sandytinky]

@Inclousid Wrong. You used both sets of scriptures to make your ONE point - which you failed at. Jesus was obviously talking about future events for a future generation of witnesses - some of whom would live to see all of those prophecies fulfilled, and the other was those who would see His transfiguration. Your dishonest tactics - those used by almost every critic of the Bible - is to take verses out of context and twist them to make them support whatever nutty idea that comes to mind. Fail.

[Inclousid]

@sandytinky "Jesus was obviously talking about future events for a future generation of witnesses "

Really? Obvious to who? It's not stated anywhere in scripture, as you have so graciously conceded, so we're back to you making shit up to prove a point you can’t possibly backup with evidence. So exactly how many times are you going to keep lying and turning the tables due to your own failure? So go ahead, keep ignoring your own dishonesty, just like a good little Christian.

[sandytinky]

@Inclousid Obvious to anyone without a pre-existing bias and an axe to grind. You lost this debate because you know nothing about Biblical hermeneutics. You also lost because you are spiritually dead, bankrupt, and blind. (1 Corinthians 2:14, Ephesians 2:1, 2 Corinthians 4:4). You lost, you know it, and you don't even have the moral courage to admit it. Keep believing the Bible is untrue, there is no God, and the universe and biological life simply created themselves. I'll stick with sanity.

[Inclousid]

@sandytinky You mean obvious to anyone brought up to believe whatever their told and taught not to question. You're a joke little girl. You wear your ignorance and stupidity like a badge of honor. A truly astounding feat in this day and age. And the fact that you can't even back up your own beliefs with the very scripture you hold dear, places you firmly in the realm of delusion. As the old saying goes, those who deny reason cannot be conquered by it. You're a waste of time, and air.

[sandytinky]

@Inclousid Actually, it's obvious to anyone with a lick of common sense. And btw, I wasn't "brought up to believe" whatever I was told. or "taught not to question." You are great at assumption. I used to be an atheist, until I questioned the incredibly ignorant idea that the universe and all biological life simply created themselves. Atheists have no idea where all matter and energy came from, or how life could create itself from non-living matter, but they are SURE no God was involved. Wake up.

[wh15p3r]

@sandytinky You're still ignorant as fuck. Anyone with half a brain could see the joke Christianity is. I'm not saying that God -doesn't- exist, but the "god" that Christians worship I don't believe in. Regardless, if you're stupid "god" does exist, I hope you've repented, because you're going straight to hell.

[sandytinky]

@wh15p3r You said: " if you're stupid "god" does exist" using the word "you're" in the context you did, meaning "you are," and yet have the gall to call ME ignorant? Wow.

And btw, I'm not going to hell. I've repented of my sins and placed my faith in Jesus alone to save me. If you were wise, you would do the same.

[wh15p3r]

@sandytinky How does incorrectly spelling ONE word have anything to do with ignorance? I was in the process of typing something else out, changed my mind without changing the word, and now you know why "you're" is there. So yes, I do have the gall to call you ignorant.

However, if you want to play that way, your punctuation needs some help as well.

By the way you are going to hell.

[sandytinky]

@wh15p3r My punctuation is just fine. Oh, since I've repented of my sins and placed my faith in Jesus alone to save me, there is no way I'm going to Hell. Hell is for those in rebellion to God. A pardon is only as good as it's acceptance.

[wh15p3r]

@sandytinky You're missing comma's. Hell isn't just for those in rebellion to God. Believing otherwise proves your ignorance to your own pathetic religion of contradicting bullshit. Have fun in hell. <3

[sandytinky]

@wh15p3r Wrong. All those who refuse God's pardon of salvation through Christ, remain in rebellion to Him. You have broken God's laws, refused to acknowledge your guilt, and reject God's free offer to forgive and save you. If you end up in Hell, you will only have yourself to blame.

[wh15p3r]

@sandytinky So if you break his laws, but acknowledge your guilt, and accept his "free" offer, just once, your set to go? I don't think so. You're wrong. Jesus was a lunatic, his mom was a slut, Christianity is a joke, and you'd be going to hell if it existed because I doubt you're repenting for all your comments and judgements after you've committed them. You're not even trying to hold yourself back. Tsk tsk, what would God think of you after seeing your stupid shit?

[sandytinky]

@wh15p3r You obviously have only a superficial knowledge of Christianity. And I must say, the rage and hatred displayed in your posts shows what's in your heart.

[MrOzanachronism]

'This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy...' 2 Timothy 3:1-2

'How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.' Jude 18

[1000235335]

I honestly can't remember when I laughed so hard. I imagined that my parents need to learn this song to sing during their church service! ROFLMFAO x 10

[literaturechick12]

This chick is ANNOYING. Her face, her voice, everything is so annoying. >.<

[patrickjaden]

@literaturechick12 hater

[mowingthefrontlawn]

Christians don't believe what this song describes. It would be funnier if this song was religiously accurate.

[Odawg115]

@mowingthefrontlawn what was so inaccurate about it?

[mowingthefrontlawn]

@Odawg115 The main thing is that Christianity makes a point that no one knows who's going to hell and who isn't. The most famous example would be when Jesus tells the criminal dying next to him that, despite his bad deeds, he will enter heaven.

According to Christianity, God does not live in the sky and demons are beautiful, the exact opposite of what Betty says here. The message, "Surrender Sinners" doesn't make much sense either, because Christians are sinners.

[Odawg115]

@mowingthefrontlawn So if I die not believing in the christian god do you believe i will go to hell?

[mowingthefrontlawn]

@Odawg115 I believe that is up to God, not me. I don't make those kind of judgments; it's not my job.

[MrOzanachronism]

@Odawg115 Well you'll not be going to heaven. 'I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.' John 14:6

[reimondinio]

from Gods point of view you are not going to hell for not ability to believe in these things ,

but for  believing that man kind is coming from dinosaurs shit ...

[PBTarget]

Philippians 4:8 (New International Version) 8Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.

[MrDQuiet]

The words you used are all subjective. Especially the definitions of the words "admirable" and "praiseworthy" depend on what the majority defines them as (i.e. admirable = something that the rest of the world can admire). So what if the majority of the world thought "admirable" was to kill whoever insulted you/your family (as in vendettas) or "praiseworthy" was to suicide to clean the shame (as samurais did)?So maybe you are talking about christianism's definitions.Again, religion is subjective.

[PBTarget]

Continued...

31they are senseless, faithless, heartless, ruthless. 32Although they know God's righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but also approve of those who practice them.

Mr. Bradley are you sure...Hell is eternal

What about you Ms. Green? Confident you can handle eternity separated from God?

I would make sure. Hell is no chance at ever experiencing pleasure again. Forever in incomprehensible pain, forever

[Freecell82]

@PBTarget Better become a muslim, or Allah will be mad at you. What's what? Allah's not real? Are you sure? The lake of fire is eternal.

[cheesycat07]

@PBTarget

forever incomprehensible palin, forever... would be worse

[PBTarget]

Romans 1... 28Furthermore, since they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, he gave them over to a depraved mind, to do what ought not to be done. 29They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips, 30slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents;

[bucksmasher1]

Christians and Jews are going straight to hell because they don't believe in the Muslim god allah.

Muslims and Christians are going straight to hell because they don't believe in the Jew god yahwey.

Jews and Muslims are going straight to hell because they don't believe Jesus is the son of god.

They are all going straight to hell.

[JordanTessler]

@bucksmasher1 ...Christians and Muslims aren't going to hell. There is no hell-ish like entity in Judaism. There is a "Gehenna" which is a sort of limbo...the maximum you can spend there is a year and there are a maximum of 5 people...we don't know who they are..whose souls and bodies have been destroyed

[therobbie1]

"Lake Fire views available."

I'm in absolute TEARS!

"Yes darling. this means you......"

THANK YOU BETTY BOWERS. Thank you for trying to wake people UP!

i LOVE ya............

[Catswhiskers100]

I'd love to see Betty do a skit on the Muslim faith! After all, Islam is based on the Bible as well?!

[HitodamaKyrie]

Not really. SSDB -Same Shit Diffrent Book-.

[Catswhiskers100]

In this case you are commenting not on Betty, but on the religions. As far as the religions are concerned I agree.

[HitodamaKyrie]

I was indeed.

If I was to comment on the song itself, I'd say I like the point of the song, but I don't like the song itself. aka I think it sucks.

[gkalexander23]

The first half fair enough, because that is the Torah.

[eauclaireliberal]

LOL...funny! Betty RULES!