I'm at Sloan (ft. D-Pain) - EXPLICIT lyrics

[moomin44]

love "T-Pain's Dope Ass Biz Plan" :)

[xxFriskehhhh]

I PUT MY HANDS UP CAUSE MY NAMES, BLAIR SLOAN :D

[juanjets71]

Did you pay the proper fees to legally be able to show Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

[thafix82]

We're at Harvard learning about you guys? Nah, we're at the #1 b-school in the world and you guys are still bitter you couldn't get in our school. Too bad.

[juanjets71]

@thafix82 Lol, an MBA from HBS and you have nothing better to do than comment on youtube videos.

[asso85ita]

amazing!

[danielschweizer79]

LGO forever

[Bella052388]

lol you guys are awesome!

[JeffB12354]

Nice Brother!

[legoboy345]

haha nice

[bigmo]

well done

[spideyninja]

Good Job

[jlw20061984]

This video totally makes me want to go to Sloan

[1bigstudmuffin]

nerds!!

[mitRachel]

i've got my course-y pack-ys...

haha, awesome guys!

[flee0875]

This made my week - I loved the original but this is of course even better. Thank you for doing us all proud! Sloanie '03

[robbyborton]

uh lame. The point of the original I'm on a boat is to spoof ridiculous arrogant rappers. I wish I could say this spoofed arrogant MIT MBA students, but it actually just is arrogant MIT students, huh?

[rested40]

Actually, that was exactly our thinking - u r the first person to get that. Seriously, thank you. I wish more people understood the original spoof.

[robbyborton]

Right on then, I'm all for it! My bad. I thought you all were seriously repping getting into grad school and "making it rain w/100k grants" and being my boss and stuff! I got no problem with a school like mit, but i have a problem with people if they think they were born to rule the world. Right on rested40, and to everyone else here: I think the message is, don't buy that sh*t they push that makes you think you are better than anyone else! Keep both feet on the ground, for all of our sakes.

[jbjamesblair]

robby -- that's *exactly* it. not meant to be serious at all.

[paulkon2010]

Beautiful acknowledge and bridge. there ya go.

[mahmoudmc]

Amazing video, better than the original!!!!!!!!!!! Go Sloanies.. Sloan '08

[justfndoit]

this is pretty comedy.....Sloan '04!!!!!!

[psycadelc]

i miss being a sloanie

[andreysl55]

WOW! It's awesome! GO Sloanies'05!!

[hype7ion]

haha i wouldn't be advertising the fact :)

[ryehixson]

Nice vid that's hilarious

[rosesparkly]

Great job!

[PiperPix]

This. Is. Amazing.

[7jerryv7]

Great to see Sloan is turning out a new set of grads that will bring down our economy in the future. You will earned every bonus.

Great to see the mentality is still alive. The fall of Western Civilization will be Tweeted.

[MemoryImplant]

Now I'm at AIG making tons of bank

I still get a bonus if the economy tanks.

I sell securitized mortgages that turn in puffs of smoke

and I'm still livin large while country is broke

My own money's in T-bills and bonds and shit

So I don't lose a penny and the market takes a hit.

We don't smoke the shit we sell, cause that ain't smart

And I'm sleeping like a baby while your living in your car.

[MemoryImplant]

Here's my version:

Now all you fools at Harvard,

you fools at wharton,

I just got into Sloan so don't be startin

You all second tier, a couple of safeties

So wear a nice suit when your working for me

When your at Sloan, you never sleep alone

Honies treat your genitalia like a saxophone

When your earnin like a ganster and drive a testarosa

Girls don't get that your nothin but a poser.

[giusep1612]

overdone...

[kristjan117]

noone can beat thelonelyisland im on a boat

[Fortinbras85]

You would think they would learn not to parody a parody at Sloan...

[ChrisMills90]

Nice production, but no more "On A Boat" parodies. It's already a parody, you shouldn't do that.

[nathanielporter45]

Great job, guys! Hilarious. Why does this have anything to do with "being douches"??? If you're calling people names, you've probably taken it the wrong way...

[a1b2c3d4506]

ahahaaah great video!!! hve u seen Wharton's? youtube "where in the world is wharton"

[aped]

Not at Sloan but at another b-school. Best laugh I had all day.

[Nicklas807]

Apparently some people don't have a sense of humor. Great video guys!

[sixpacks31]

Good job. I was at motha fxxkin Sloan!

[1bigstudmuffin]

Douchebag alert!!!

[williamgdeley]

awesome. as a sloan mba grad i think this is funny as hell.

adam sanberg would be flattered.

keep it up

[Zdorab11]

"Shut the fuck up, course 15 is real"

Priceless!

[yurikeepwalking]

Great production; real fun!!

[mrt438]

I thought you went to b-school to learn how to be a douche bag, but you guys are already pros.

[127jf]

They only let the ones that are already douches into sloan. Like all of their classmates who think the video is "awesome" and "priceless"

[MarlowK]

funny, but I'm no less than 100% sure that this will haunt you for the duration of your post-Sloan careers. congratulations!

[hesave]

Good job. Hope you find a job on graduation

[amitttttttt]

I am at Sloan mother***er

[doubleyooteeF]

Really well produced parody. I enjoyed it! Came here from link on HuffPo.

[lsunwoo]

Awesome! Loved it!

[jescamilla]

Love it!

[elvedon]

I suppose if you'd actually gotten into a real b school you would have jizzed in your pants.

[BeeRich33]

Ain't no Ivey, baby!

[kitplummer]

...where's the "baby-got-back-dancers"???

[kitplummer]

That's some lame-ass shit...

[julesL5]

haha what the fuck

[sapnarvi]

Great job, Ash and James!!

[wobrien]

Brilliant!

[verdefer]

haha...oh sloanies.

"course 15 is real"...not

[clinghog]

Well done...BHSC, GET FOCUSED

[TruBlueRepublicanSue]

what is slone?

[yiting1979]

So many good memories from this video. Love the song!!!

[FormulaRedline]

Too right, merpiturn :D

Nevertheless, good work guys!

[merpiturn]

hahaha that was cute. engineering students have no times for shenanigans like that =p

[kdh222]

this is rad. well done.

[rylan80]

Love the BHP mention at 1:10!

[noramayc]

Love it!

[ctanhalt]

nice job Ash.

[courtneypreneta]

I think "video war" means "copy Ash's idea"

[dlspecnet]

this is awesome... all alumni should be proud. nice guys.

[netodr1983]

Wow guys...awesome job!

[edwinzee]

At first I thought not another parody, but this is so well done and smart. It definitely calls for an MBA video war.

[dreamfctry]

Holy s***...

[HubSpot]

Loved I'm on a Boat ... but as a 2003 Sloanie who works at HubSpot (your ftrd case study) I think I have a new fave!!!!

Nice work ....

[Nicklas807]

GREAT!

[nhehar]

This is calling for an MBA video war...

[cjovejo]

Video of the year!!