Gantz: The Abridged Series 15ish & 16

[animalia555]

never gonna give you up

always gonna beat you down

no mater how you run around still still hurt you

[melodymusique]

first 2 sentences on this one got me lolling like crazy :P

[lordmithosyggdrasil]

what episode is this ? o.o

[avengedprince]

8ppl dnt like the shit on tv =O

[jjanime1]

8 people are put bum hunting

[hollowosamudiamen]

No Shit...

WAIT WHAT?

[SuperWaffles999]

i bet kurono is gonna try to f*ck the red haired girl too

[LestrataGames]

@SuperWaffles999 you mean... Kei Kishimoto? Read the manga or watch the actual anime or something, it really makes the abridged funnier

[avakio19]

Rofl, Medusa from soul eater as a censor.

[feraldynasty]

I think that that customer service rep will have many contributions to this series and will be main character for many episodes to come.

[SirHaxalot312]

man! gantz always gives the best lines ever!!

[Urhuur01]

that is okay because

DO A BARREL ROLL

[jdoggdabeast]

bum hunting!

[cronology]

But I don't have a BAGLE!!!

It's okay, I'm on the MUFFIN!

[bigbrown4114493]

wow i already died at the 5 sec mark

[MetalShadowX]

Lol, love the Jay and Silent Bob joke

[MrSkoringo]

FUNNIEST SEX SCENE EVER!!!!

[lordmithosyggdrasil]

8 people were bum hunting :3

[Muckilove]

...I wonder what I, as a girl, would say, if some guy walked up to me and said 'Hey, d'you wanna f@ck?'...well, I would at least give him credits for having the balls to ask that.

[ehayes3791]

uh....the "Asking up front" actually did work for me once...but she wasn't a stranger...so i guess that's why. lol

[coolz788]

lol hobo hunting

[TheCountCrumpet]

lol the funny thing is the creator is the biggest gantz otaku of all.

[JessicaAlbert13]

As a girl otaku who's not a slut... what does that mean for me? Oh yeah... life as a prophet of Apollo or a nun serving the Goddess. Darnfunkle.

[korn4457]

2:10 i love this song!

[MrNinjerk]

DAMN U, QUADRUPLE A!!!!!!

[paisano612]

if it where that easy to get laid, we would not be on yt. lol!

[romeo6117]

lmfao his ballz are mexican and his penas is black XD he is such a fkn bad azz!!!!

[4gottenhistory]

Genius. Absolute genius.

[Thyr59]

oh hell no nobody fucks other moms but me

[perfectchaoslemon]

2:15 is that K-on!? :O

[Hermititis]

"Hobo Hunting" is better because it's alliterative.

But that's just my own worthless opinion. ; )

[Blackjack185]

Kurono's penis is hilarious!

[shadowUrufu]

cheap crap with his ugly face on it! i think i'll need a loan, i don't think i could ever have enough ....

[redeingjohn]

whats with the shot of medusa

[MJHatcher1]

i love the damaged goods part

[Eureka7Nirvash]

barry white and jello shots FTW

[crunkjuice323]

Bishonin Kurono : So do they think we can not just hear them.

Kay : Honestly i don't think they care.

Crazy religious guy : SO SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

[cheerrose7]

MUFFIN!! XDD

[cheerrose7]

BAGEL!! XDD

[AlanHolmes1234]

i dont have a BEAGEL

XD

[disedoo06]

SO SHUT UP!

[franbiz]

lol hey hbi2k ever thought of making a BUM HUNTING music video

[Shabonian]

lol the change in the tone of his voice when he says bagle and muffin.

[Stupidpublishers]

Repeated, torturous, horrifically gory deaths of hapless people? A-ok!

Heavily censored, completely consensual sex? UNSUITABLE FOR MINORS!

[FoolishMortalFOOL]

SLUT!!!

[narutero64]

"I only need a good fuk"

and its exactly what happen in the series!

[JediAutobotX]

LOL! So funny :)

[elric225]

wait...if kurono didnt have a BAGEL, what the hell was sakuro on?

[narutero64]

Because she´s a slut... simple

[Brianrenshai]

she's on the MUFFIN! lol

[Sora31]

Windows Tech Support? wow lol classic

[electricbayonet2]

The bum hunting debate had an oddly Tarantino vibe to it. And I love Tarantino.

[Excalibur01]

Yeah it DOES

[Cryptorchild92]

@electricbayonet2 yeah it really did have.a tarantino/guy ritchie vibe .....sinister yet darkly hilarious....

[Disukehyuga]

what it's with you and berry white+jellow shots?

[MolimoKuja]

You'd have to have watched Berserk Abridged to get it.

[MolimoKuja]

It's funny because it failed. That's the joke, really.

[laodkeufnsgcf021]

thats the way to  womans heart

[joshbeatsnaruto]

1:31 i have several stalkers who would dissagree <.<

[MolimoKuja]

Well really stalkers don't count, considering that's generally the reason they're stalking you. In the hopes of getting laid.

[joshbeatsnaruto]

u know the tech support from dell isnt always too bad i actually got my problem fixed when i contacted them like 2 weeks ago so not all tech support sucks XD im just saying

[GodOfPlague]

I justy bought a dell broken out of the box. And if tech support wasn't so far away I'd slap the hell out of them. They have been terrible

[BioYuGi]

I can't undertsand what she says instead of "pill". It sounds like she's saying "brothel".

[Scoopsiee]

I think she said "muffin"

[freaklesfunky13]

Waffle.

[yackdude]

ROFL ZOMG LMAO

[jofosho999]

so shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gigidiman8]

can someone explain the triquarter joke i don't get it.

[animalia555]

tricorder from Star Trek

[radicalvashspiegal]

He's a boring guy that likes all things Star Trek (as shown in previous episodes). Triquarter's scan things, they are gonna use the whatever-it's-called to scan the statues to find out which statues are gonna come alive and kill off all the redshirts!

[mwong666]

HOLY shit Gantz is awesome!!

[nexttxtking]

damn u AAAA

[ravenclawtom]

Yes, I've supported gantz by purchasing the manga. LOL @ the widows jokes.

[lazaruslol]

Actually it is, been there done that. ZING!

[typacsk]

I think this episode has some of the best lines.

[Taramal2000]

ROFL OMG LOL OMFG thats hilarious ROFLMFAO

[kingreg69]

"But i don't have a bagel.." lol

[RobeonMew]

"It's OK, I'm on the waffle"

[Rocklees1andonlyluv]

Lol NAUGHTY!!

[Cekil1]

After she found out she was dead she basically said f**k it. I can't say I wouldn't do the same thing in their place.

[narutero64]

"In the Soviet GANTZ Room... "

ha ha... Soviet jokes...

[straightlikethat09]

LOL Rick Roll bum song

[rommel175]

better make it three X3

[Brianrenshai]

The Bagel and Muffin exchange was f'n hilarious!

[typacsk]

So was the "bum-hunting" debate--when you go out on a Friday night, you have to be specific about what you're planning on doing

[Brianrenshai]

True, especially when you run the risk of running into a Rock Lee-Bot..lol

[Brianrenshai]

Or killer statues

[NoGeneralpurpose]

Or the Hulk ._.

[SonRyu]

Thank you for the news warning...I was about to ask my sexy neighbor if she wanted to fuck, but luckily, your anchorman has probably saved my life!

I need Jell-o shots and Barry White first!

[hulkmeister23]

@SonRyu so how'd it go?

[SonRyu]

@hulkmeister23

I probably should have waited til her husband was out of town, thanks for the warning anchorman...you dick

[hulkmeister23]

@SonRyu Dude?

[SabinleRose]

@SonRyu

Also remember to bring a - BARREL ROLL- or else it won't work.

[dgurevich1]

At least they covered it up...

[abrigedpyeman21]

HOLY CRAP was the other hobo beating guy Griffith and the one with the bat was guts or was i seeing things

[memberjacket]

so glad they changed up the monk. he was pissin everyone off. well me anyways.

[Dizz077]

does anyone thinks that kei souds like mickey mouse when hes having sex?

[JasonosuketheOtaking]

I thought so. Reference to that Family Guy where Brian says he can hear mice humping in the walls, perhaps?

[TytusTolshemLives]

I have to say, the priest is by far the best of your abridged characters. I burst out laughing every time he speaks.

[BrazEyepatch]

I would not recommend making jello shots with Everclear. Not that I've done that before.

[ReturnZombie2]

Why is this one 10 seconds longer than the one on k2ibh?

[orgixvi3]

Are the Barry White and Jell-o Shot jokes based on real life failure?

[jthecrimson]

i know i'll sound like a idiot but what the hell r jello shots?

[ramasan05]

Jello shots are cubes or cups of jello containing

some sort of liquor.

- 1 6-ounce package of gelatin (flavored or unflavored -- you decide)

- 16 ounces (2 cups) boiling water

- 6 ounces cold water

- 10 ounces 80-proof Alcohol

[jthecrimson]

oh i thought it was something dirty

[ramasan05]

ok so you have a definition and a recipe, right?

[hbi2k]

Jello shots are also known for being a good way of getting non-drinkers very drunk very quickly. It's easy to underestimate just exactly how much alcohol you're downing.

The implication is that this tendency could be used for nefarious purposes.

For the record, I have never actually slept with anyone under the influence of Jello shots who wasn't giving me regular action when sober as well. (-:

[Phatnick21]

god, why not just slip alcohol into thier red bull while their working. same effect, but they don't realize they are drunk thanks to the red bull. only downside is too much apparently kills you.

[ssinth]

you sound like you've tried it lol

[chiissu]

but has anyone done that to you??? lol

[ramasan05]

In a bowl, mix boiling water with the powdered gelatin until fully dissolved.

Give it at least a minute to fully activate the gelatin.

Let gelatin cool for five or ten minutes to reduce alcohol vapor loss.

Stir in cold water and alcohol.

A tray of jello shots prior to refrigeration.

Pour resulting mixture into shot glasses or plastic cups

[AmmielR]

This has got to be the best episode so far!

[tomnothingmoreorless]

My dad sounds like that dudes penis.

[Flameingchaos]

lol i loved the warning

[Jimbochap]

..I honestly don't think they care...

SO SHUT UP!!!!

XD love the arnie soundboard

[MolimoKuja]

Sakuraoka.....What a whore.

[jthecrimson]

yeah so what the woman knows what she wants

[hbi2k]

Exactly. That whole "slut" business was my character's words, not mine. Personally, I think it's awesome that she's willing to just come right out and really go for what she wants, unlike every other character in the show.

[jthecrimson]

dude tht's wht i been saying i love sakuroka

[abridgedfanboy]

True. Tae kicks her ass though. ^^

[hbi2k]

*is a Tae/Kurono shipper*

[EvilSandwich]

Can't say as I blame you considering Tae was on of the major factors that allowed Kurono to evolve from self center adolescent dick to a cool headed and bad ass leader.

[hbi2k]

"Whore" implies the exchange of money, and therefore is not applicable to Sakuraoka. Now, Griffith, on the other hand....

[holycarp1]

I agree. It's also a pretty bizarre double standard that a guy can have sex with a chick in a hallway, and the guy is idolized whereas the woman is scorned.  It's ridiculous.

[humnidman2]

well, the don't call it violent pornography for nothing

[stonethestonedtiger]

i think its becouse they kind of expect it from a guy like him but not from any woman with good tast but its still realy fucked up

[Majin0KidBuu]

better make it three....hehe, one of MANY funny moments...

[BlindAngelXero]

...My mommy tells me I'm an action hero...then she touches... I don't like that part.

[MolimoKuja]

I don't even have BAGEL.

It's okay, I'm on the pill.

AWESOME!

[flawbertrobert]

LMFAO "you are not. you are an otaku" sooo funny

[Domexpo]

lol 1:16 sounds like kathy griffin

[CyberdarkMaster]

Now that you mention it, I did buy the first volumes of Berserk and Gantz during the last hurricane evacuation to pass the time (along with Space Wolves Omnibus v1, ftw), and have recently acquired a job, resulting in a semi-stable cash-flow that can either be used to purchase 40k crap, or otaku crap. In your professional opinion, which series should I start with? Gantz, Berserk, or Battle Angel Alita/Gunnm?

Oh, if you happen to be interested, there is now a show for Blade of the Immortal...

[raze667]

god i hate those two hobo hunters. They were created for the anime, and god do they irritate the fuck outta me.

[llamatube]

Someone flagged a censored video?

[SageVallant]

Because otherwise people complain about it? I'm impressed that the language is uncensored this time around.

[hbi2k]

I'm less worried about complaints, and more want to avoid YouTube constantly taking the video down. I often skirt the line of what YT considers acceptable content, but I'd rather not leave it behind altogether.

Besides, these videos are here for comedy purposes, and I don't find nudity particularly funny. I like porn as much as the next person, but it's easy enough to find elsewhere. (-:

[NaruNaruChannnn]

where can you find this dubbed?

[llamatube]

Why, I wonder. :P

[telefool]

This was a cool episode and all, but Im still lost on one part. What was the term "muffin" suppose to represent?

[llamatube]

"...ask her nicely up front?"

I'm pretty sure Kurono didn't ask her nicely there. :)

[hbi2k]

Well, he did say "no offense." (-: It's impossible to cause offense with something if you preface it with "no offense," right?

Likewise, the phrase "I don't mean to be racist/sexist, but..." allows you say the most horribly racist/sexist crap imaginable without fear of reprisals, right? RIGHT?

What do you MEAN it doesn't work like that?

[abridgeduploader]

Hbi2k, i demand some reprimand, i tried that today and now have a broken groin.

Ill do it too, I have Admiral Ackbar as my lawyer.

He doesn't fall into your petty mind traps

[Stmurda23]

lol might just be the best episode ever XD i laughed so hard mu gut hurted

Damn you HBI2K

XD keep gantz abridged alive ;)

[loljk529]

well i better go by some jello shots and barry white

[crimsonshadow42]

I'm a pthateic Otaku T___T too cruel XD jks I have a gf

[indv11]

i love the rick roll song

[animalia555]

what does she mean "army quote"?

[hbi2k]

"Arnie" quote, as in Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[animalia555]

on the muffin?

[dapanzy]

all our computers are currently experiencing the blue screen of death XD

[DarkPhoenixMishima]

NOT THE BLUE SCREEN!!!

[rekabdarb]

i love the arnold lines ahahaha

[Pohaku207]

yeah lol wtf?!

[xeoriffic]

are they flagging theez episode? ahh damn you AAAA

[SageVallant]

"... NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY!... And that's how I lost my job as a mall santa."

[wrgirlie86]

^-^**clap** Nice ending, though can't I see your ugly face for free?

[Saiga6]

In Soviet Gantz room, dumbell lift YOU!!

[Tehawesomeman]

Damn you AAAA for flagging this

[derpdragon]

i heard some assholes where falgging this, wtf? how can you flag funny? i mean the entire sex part was cut out by flashy humor so who really cares?

[Fhrgaderga]

BAGEL!!!

[vega29ex]

STOP IT! lol

[1337M0NK3H]

Aww why'd this get flagged o_o

[Ezekieru]

The sex scene, I'm sure. >.>

[evilmajikman]

lol. It was censurrd though. lol. More explicit stuff has been uploaded to youtube. Like those breast massage videos. >_>

[smoky90210]

I love watching that shit!

[graydawn99]

whats the episode where they do u know what the #

[hbi2k]

when use grammar syntax helpful is the

[faisal277]

that upfront thing worked for me

[jamesissamwell]

nice manga reference there with the otaku thing and hbi2k i was wonderin if u know howfarthe manga is

[Chipmonk3288]

ha ha great job

[yackdude]

LMAO HA HA"hey if u need a good listener im good at that" "listen ladie i dont need a good listenr wat i really need is a good ffuck" "wel im good at that to"

[BushidoBrownSama]

what did sakuroka say? after kurono made the bagel comment

[matalvis]

shes a "COFFE!!"

[jento344]

muffin

[jinspike]

muffin?

[twitchduke]

who the fuck flagged this

[TMurphProductions]

im not an otaku i just like abridged cuz its funy