Who wants to be a Millionaire - Major Fraud

[BenosAccount]

September 9th, fraud gets away with it, then 11th, planes attack.

[TheSjig1]

@BenosAccount

What bullshit are you talking?

[pencert]

@BenosAccount I wonder if he watched the planes hit and he was like NO!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?

[filmjunkie2490]

did you notice some of the parts of the video there were like fast forward sequences like at 7:48. I think whoever made this video intentionally wanted the viewer to assume the guy tried to cheat but that's not what the woman actually meant.

[filmjunkie2490]

@filmjunkie2490 corrupt video?

[IamNotaThreat]

Just by looking at her, you can tell Diana Ingram is a conniving bitch. I don't exactly know what it is, but she just gives off the aura of a semen thirsty gold digger.

[ohcrap90]

i got here by accident

[EricTyce]

@ohcrap90 obsession!

[CliffRichardsPissSac]

Hes innocent ffs

[cannotbebothered100]

I remember when that bloke in I think 2000 got to the million pound question and walked, the answer was mushroom or something of that kind IIRC, and then that woman with short white hair was cruising through and on the next episode she continued and won which was such a big, unprecedented deal that it was all over the papers!

[snowpawzvideos]

Can you believe the nerve on that guy? Geez!

[NerdsWithGames]

2 days before 9/11?

[TheRothyroller]

How Did i get here From Porn?

[DattebayoAMVs]

OMG i remembered when this happened XD

[MrTaxmayne]

The video on my channel names 17 types of fraud and has beautiful girls in it. What more do you need? Check it out.

[goo6]

did anyone else notice this was 2 days before 9/11?

[metalWeirdo77]

@goo6

Yes, why?

[FohawkMan]

I think they should ask them all a question about quitich ;)

[timeman786]

wait a minuite is that martin bashir presting this show, the mother fucker who stabbed jackson and diana in the back,BASHIR is actually the MAIN MAJOR FRAUD, DO A SHOW ON BASHIR!

thumbs up if you agree

rip mj diana

[CAP084CDC]

It's funny how the first question is supposed to be easy but we Americans have no idea.

[jimmy2k4o]

he finished his show on sept 10th 2001 lucky for him what happened the next day kept his name off the front page, i bet he was behind it actually to save the embarresment

[jimmy2k4o]

i dont judge him there way worse crimes in the world plus he was stealing from itv not some old lady thats lost her marbles he tried he failed big deal good on him for trying, not a honourble thing to do but hardly the crime of the century i myself have done worse things than that in myself and count myself as a good man

[astrgd27]

@jimmy2k4o Being a thief does make you a bad person. Sorry.

[telliad23]

we got one million viewers as well!

[hawkman8706]

I can't believe the million dollar question was that easy.

[rodney12321]

The thing i dont get about this is that they only did it stupidly ! I mean why in any1s world would the cough guy not just go on the show himself and won 1million ??? It wouldn be ceatin then !

[jimmy2k4o]

@rodney12321 he was on the day before and got kicked off

[supremeon1]

Just one question: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MAJOR FRAUD? all i see is a normal game! Fucking ass-hole! Complete waste of my time... there is no cheating!

[rodney12321]

@supremeon1 He used a number of coughs coherant to the answer if you're interested! Basically if the answer was B he would wait for 2 coughs from the crowd. Great idea !!

[allehx852]

Kidding me, I have mad respect for the dude. I'd cheat if I could, and then I'd be like the dude in Slumdog Millionaire, except I actually cheated.

[TehMusicCentral]

First Question: "Clothes Horse"

WHAT THE HELL IS A CLOTHES HORSE!?!?!?! A european clothes line?! o_0

[00geljea01]

(This is aimed at the commenter's) I genuinely hate how Americans are so up their own arses and think they are right all the time, and that they are absolute geniuses. They are a bunch of useless, arrogant people. They brought the worst inventions into the world such as atomic bomb and the colt revolver, WE COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT THOSE. They are a violent country full of bimbos and wannabes. Frankly fuck off no one cares about your opinions. (There is the occasional nice one, but their rare)

[l4nc0r]

@00geljea01 Your argument is invalid due to the fact that there were already guns manufactured by the british in the world in the 1700s. Also Umad? seems like you are majorly mad at Americans. the violent bit there pertains to the whole world not just americans. Bimbos.. uhh doesn't the Netherlands allow prostitution? LOL your argument has a lot of holes in it. (:

[mrhalo635]

@00geljea01 they would've eventually been invented. those are only a few americans dont make the whole race ingnorant. and

[mrhalo635]

@00geljea01 (sorry i didnt finish im going to now finish) There is nothing wrong with america. And i know there is but who cares? america is better than half the countries in the world.

[Emiel000]

I would go on that show with a nano micro in my ear and have my mate have google open at home and SHAZAM MOTHERFUCKERS

[djtimwright]

@Emiel000 Google at home. You know it's not live.

[TheAlexander9]

at first i thought the arrow to the knee meme was funny, but then i took some sense to the head

[gurgir]

2 days before the twin towers inside job :o

[milinm]

I would've been a fraud like this, until I took an arrow to the knee.

[rappakid4]

@milinm thats not even funny

[reptaboy123]

@milinm I use to make arrow to the knee jokes like you, then i took a life to the body.

[milinm]

@reptaboy123 you fail at making jokes..... and insults.

[reptaboy123]

@milinm Clearly you fail more using a joke that's been overused and for awhile now "out of date" as people are sick of hearing it, I was drawing attention to the fact your annoying others and embarrassing yourself! And that insult/joke was more original than your, whatever it was and as rappakid4 has already said "thats not even funny"

[milinm]

@reptaboy123 get anger management, buddy.

[Guitargasm17]

@milinm I used to make arrow to the knee jokes like you, then I took a chick to the dick.

[milinm]

@Guitargasm17 actually, you're probably one of those guys that jerks off to youtube vids. in other words, no chick to the dick for you.

[Guitargasm17]

@milinm You have a terrible sense of humor. Lighten up dude.

[milinm]

@Guitargasm17 truth hurts, i know

[Guitargasm17]

@milinm You're just retarded kid.

[milinm]

@Guitargasm17 says a guy with the username "guitargasm"

[Guitargasm17]

@milinm Your point is invalid. My username doesn't make me retarded. I read the word somewhere, thought it was funny for awhile, and now I'm stuck with it. You have extreme letting go issues. Accept the fact your joke was stupid. Arrow in the knee jokes are not funny.

[milinm]

@Guitargasm17 I have letting go issues? lol

[Arezuisahoe]

Wtf, they call a clothes line a clothes horse?!

[matiauka1]

@Arezuisahoe they also call fries chips, and spell colors as colours

[lLxJLxJl]

if the guy who coughed played the game, he could of won

[Gtreeko]

Sometimes I sit in a corner and pretend that I'm a Badger.

[PowerTheQwerty]

@Gtreeko THATS THE STUPIDEST THING IVE EVER HEARD!!! a badger wouldnt just sit there it would move about..

[XxModernDayRaiderxX]

@Gtreeko wow what is wrong with you?? i like to take my shirt off and yell at mice while they eat

[currymunching]

@iloveme1415 You fucking stupid American cunt, it's not all about you and your fat ass country, have some respect you little shit.

[currymunching]

@carload1123carl No he isnt

[salrubz]

much less epic if u have snowflakes

[IPlayInBeastMode]

I love how seriously they document this game show fraud act as if it's some breaking news about a government scandal or something.

[MrQwerty1045]

clothes horse?

[CapslockEngaged]

the million dollar question was what is a googol? that is pathetic... I knew that when I was like 10.

[guitarguywazhere]

2:20 princess wave

[cb7pwn]

these people are scum

[muttley299]

i remember this

[TitaniumOreo]

Oh England! I couldn't even answer the 1st question!

[carload1123carl]

is major charles ingram dead? ive heard he his but i don' t know for sure if he is. can anyone fill me it about it please.

[kadindarklord]

this program is how I first became aware of this fraud.

[iloveme1415]

I was wondering why nobody in the US had heard anything about this.. then I saw "September 10th, 2001".... Oh. That's why. Who gave a shit about anything happening in England then

[TheSuperScreencaster]

they need to make phone jammer legal for this show

[medleyaj01]

thunbs up for the little icon next to the annotations thing, which makes the video snow

[Masterblaster5556]

Give me back that $500,000 you have been cheating.

[babyfister5000]

How did he cheat?

[QuickBlackFoxx]

@babyfister5000

Someone coughed every time the right answer came up.

[BryanWithNoB]

they didn't mention the whole coughing thing

[welldonefromhereon]

Fuck this bashir guy.... ugh

[reimond30]

A number followed by one hundred zeros is known by what name? B: Megatron

[Chimaera435]

@RaynaDJ Who doesn't?!

[toddyfex]

@RaynaDJ do you like to lick yourself

[ImTheAsianLad]

SNOWFLAKES

[presstrigga]

DIANA LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING MAN!!!

FUCKING TRANNY GOT WHAT HE DESERVED.

[ThisCommentWasMade]

wtf is a rubdog?

[fyiiloveonedirection]

@terrykent123 because his firend was getting him answers from the internet

[pe6obutilkata]

son of a bitch

[presstrigga]

DIANA LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MAN....THE UGLY TRANNY GOT WHAT HE DESERVED...

[dilt4]

@presstrigga What a fucking twat. It's terrible people like you who make it so hard for us to live.

[presstrigga]

@dilt4 Way to profile and portray me just by reading a comment...LOL bye kid...

Don't bother to reply, I just blocked you.

[dilt4]

@presstrigga The fuck are you talking about?

[potterfan809]

@destinyblade08 Hey loser, calm the fuck down...Why are you so angry? Thats a good one, calling someone a pussy on the internet...you're probably one of those losers that fantasize about fiction and spend your life on the internet...

[destinyblade08]

@potterfan809 couple of things here, how can you say anything about me calling someone a pussy over the internet when you've just called me a loser. Twice. the other thing is, how the fuck would i 'fantasize about fiction' when your Fucking user name is potterfan809.

[potterfan809]

@destinyblade08 Because your name sounds like you play word of warcraft and you spend your life on the internet arguing with people...get off the computer and get some psychiatric help...This conversation is over...if you reply, you're a fag...*Owned.*

[KleinJewden]

@potterfan809

'owned' oh my god are you gay?

[potterfan809]

@KleinJewden Not as gay as soccer and CoD...soccer is for Mexican fags...Cod is for little kids and people who like graphics..easiest game on earth...has no recoil...what are you? a stinky beaner? Go kick the ball around with a funny retardation and a moustache with a sombrero, running around the field kicking testicles. And Yes I'm gay... : /

[KleinJewden]

@potterfan809

fuck me, your name is 'potterfan' you can't say anything. FOOTBALL - not soccer for all you fucking retarded yanks, and i don't even play cod now? fucking syndrome.

[potterfan809]

@KleinJewden lol you seem like a nice fella...

Sorry for arguing on the internet...

Merry x-mas :)

[KleinJewden]

@potterfan809

top lad.

[destinyblade08]

@potterfan809 Youre such a hypocrite! youre saying to me i spend my life arguing people on the internet when you've started an argument with me. and *Owned* doesn't make you a fucking hard man, it makes you look like a fucking retard,

[destinyblade08]

@potterfan809 see, you're getting fucking domed, just crawl back into your hole you pathetic cunt.

[JoeyyFranComBx]

@potterfan809 whats wrong with world of warcraft i don't play but why is it the biggest selling PC game so obviously people like it. Stop bringing arguements and fuck off

[closedcircle1]

Cough - Cough.

[jgcane]

and then slumdog was created

[legothomasguy]

Look long story short he cheated then he lost his £1,000,000

[4tehhorde]

To quote Disturbed, Avarice will kill you in time...

[metallica4432]

@4tehhorde nice

[TheAfroNinja9]

@tomsta508 you don't get its not he police number idiot its the terriost attack and its England kid

[TheBoHoBoy]

That cheating cunt should still be in jail, Bastard,, he a major so his fucking elet mates looked after him , cunts

[HQA0]

why didnt his friend who knew all the answers just go on the show instead

[fella112]

I used to cheat then I took a load to the face

[homemadegravy]

There are eight segments of this video. It is longer than an actual Millionaire show. It's just a bunch of coughing. Unless you have 80 minutes to blow, skip to 6 or 7. This could have easily been a 30-minute show.

[blondechickxxxx]

aha, i remember my mom telling me about this aaages ago:)

[YourMum592]

i though it be a clip from slumdog millionaire...

[SLAAMIT]

september 9th 2001 HOLY CRAP 0_0

[RockstarLuvRT]

LOL I live in the US and I didn't even know the answer to the Labor Day one.

[jacketoff17]

@RockstarLuvRT You're an idiot. Wait to make our country look stupid you douche.

[RockstarLuvRT]

@jacketoff17 Way to make yourself look stupid for calling somebody an idiot you fucking bitch. Nobody gives a shit I can't remember a holiday. Go bitch about something else.

[jt8908]

Thumbs up if you are here because of Cracked

[SamGOML]

haha that guy bashes martins.

[Aivottaja]

Martin Bashir himself is an asshole.

[Aivottaja]

The punchline is that investigating this case and having the trial cost more than a million pounds.

[BARRERA2U]

@Parstices I used to like "arrow to the knees" comment, until I took a mace to the face.

[0011GB]

@Parstices I used to copy other people with jokes from skyrim hoping to get some thumbs up, then i grew up!

[Parstices]

@0011GB You used to be madbro, but then you were still madbro. Umadbro? Lol yepumadbro. Cry moar madbro.

[FaustoTheSkeleton]

@Parstices You wannabe troll bro?

[Parstices]

@FaustoTheSkeleton Umadbro? LOL UMAD. ROFL YEP UMAD.

[bijibadness]

god british television is ridiculous. the fucking hysterical "dramatic" 'millionaire' crescendo of notes every time someone from the show is introduced for interview. though i guess this was ten years ago now, and 'millionaire' was the biggest thing since the beatles or whatever

[djpraiseadelik]

Everyone wants to be like Mike...Larson

[the13drummer]

The who wants to be a millionaire announcer sounds like cam, imitating ferris's dad in ferris bueller.

[CelebritiesSuckAss69]

Who wants to go to jail!

[Matt55481]

I really enjoyed this video. It was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o cute!!!!! ^_^

[32leinaD]

1:55 this guy sucks!

he edited those interviews with Michael jackson to put him in a bad light

[AnimationWords]

I used to cheat in the millionaire but then i got shot in the knee.

[ImDoinYourMother]

@AnimationWords you took an arrow to the knee. you didnt get shot

[awamrblack]

@ImDoinYourMother He would still be shot...Just with a bow not a gun.....lol

[iiLYMichaelJackson]

I know this has nothing to do with the video but; fuck you Bashir.

[Minesweeperism]

if his first last name had an Al in front he would be in battlefield3

[gaynomadic]

Anyone who would wear a shirt like that on tv or ANYWHERE deserves jail, fraud notwithstanding.

[joshrich07]

I would have been out on the first question...

[Catahasbun]

What the fuck is a clothes horse??

[callmemarcer]

@Catahasbun ask chris (:

[Kipperslap101]

Bloody hell now i have to find the top comment......

[mywifesafag]

I got all of those questions right on my own and I live in the USA...

[mentalabsence]

@mywifesafag Congrats... I'm surprised you haven't been elected president yet!

[KingRobbStark]

Bullshit. He had 50/50.

[enos218]

Should have walked st 250,000,we might not have known?

[DEVZOSKILLZZ]

AND I WAS BANGIN 7 GRAMS ROCKS THAT HOW I ROLL "WINNING

[xxxXSmokeyXxxx]

Did this cause 9/11?

[IftiTheBeast]

@xxxXSmokeyXxxx this was after 2001 -.-

[Aziphiralen]

@IftiTheBeast

1. It was a joke.

2. After a quick google search: "All three (Ingram, his wife, and Whittock) had denied "procuring the execution of a valuable security by deception - £1m on 10 September 2001."

Oh my, does that say 10 September 2001? It does!

[ellabie]

@xxxXSmokeyXxxx Omg that’s fucking eerie.

[tomsta508]

@xxxXSmokeyXxxx 999 here in englang :)

[mietsju]

Who is the voice over?



[TheNigerianScammer]

@mietsju

martin bashit

[barbaraolfers]

Ew, Martin Bashir, he's the one that tricked Michael Jackson and made his interview a complete lie. Son of a bleep!

[hisdudenessxiv]

This ISN'T WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE GOD DAMMIT.

[chern1172]

questions #2:

a. eurosceptic..

b. ur a star...

c. ur a trash... LOL

[CVargas]

That "No" cough is freaking hilarious.

[matrixphijr]

OHHHHH, look at this. It seems Brits don't know everything about America, either.

[ThisIsWonga1]

@matrixphijr One English person isn't representative of the entire country just the same as one American isn't representative of the US.

[matrixphijr]

@ThisIsWonga1 I was hoping you'd have read that as satire or at most just a mischievous jab. I tried my best to make it obvious, but I guess it's nearly impossible to type. In retrospect, maybe an ellipsis would have helped... Who knows?

Besides, you have Oxford. You can't all be dummies. We have... well... Penn State.

Okay, too far.

[guitarpro925]

this was 2 days before 9/11 0_0

[barbaraolfers]

@guitarpro925 true O.O

[stubastiani]

Dunno if I'm the only one who noticed this, but when they show the question his wife failed, you can hear a cough after the host presents the D-answer, which was the correct one. Any conspiracy theorists around? :>

[2601andrew]

I like the way now everyone has voted 'cute' since they've seen the top comment.

[SirBarnesZilla]

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