Life Call Commercial "I've fallen and I can't get up!"

[pikakoo64]

HOLD 5 !

[BreatheLetGo]

im watching the die hard episode of the Cleveland show and i laughed and came to youtube

[JackKrauser40]

27 people have fallen and cant get up

[BIGPIMPINUPDANYC]

I watched this video because I'm watching the Die Hard episode of The Cleveland Show

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[Nerdsansintelligence]

Imagine if this were a commercial for erectile dysfunction

"I'm flaccid, and I can't get it up!"

[kellyl470]

i love how these commercials are always unintentionally funny

[Jeffrocks10]

press for and five for

PAIN! and i can't get up!

[MasterApprenticeJW]

ive fallon and i cant get up

-oh shit i guess we got a badass on the loose,..true story

[paradox56533]

this shit is still funny XD

[ass6214]

press 4 for PAIN!

[DollyMat]

They better hope the response is not now automated. Caller: "I'm having chest pain" reply: you said, "I want to book a plane" transferring you sir, please have your pilot licence ready to quote. Caller: -_- ...

[SuperSpanishChicken]

MY HEART, IT HURTS!

[MrGobbleboy]

press six repeadedly for an old lady rapidly chewing gum

[RubenDelight]

AAAAAHHHH so this is where that line is from.. I never knew T_T

[mochamann9]

0:27 I've fawllen, and I can't get up!

[BoboDoboRobo]

AAM 'AVEN CHESS PAYS

[mjgc8755]

And I can't get UUUUUUP!

[TheSpongebob127]

I'M HAVING CHEST PAIN !!

XDDDDDDDDDD

[slickvik212]

at 0:05 Hes like Hey You Hurry Up And Undress BITCH!

[juicygurl298]

some of the girls where i live take pictures on the floor I'm like wtf have you have felled do you need life alert ??

[randomguy2100]

0:05 Actually a pervert.

[BlueJWay999]

i threw out my back and i dont have one of those things! i shouldnt have laughed at the lady on the commercial!

[iluvparamore3045]

i tried not to laugh, i really did but when that lady was on the ground "HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!!" i lost it.... hahaha

[Dyno247365]

I laughed, I'm going to hell.

[RITardNation]

Deathly ill? She DID look like she was making a dollar out of 15 cents with that last breath...

I refuse to speak on anything else, or I'm going to hell...*bursts out laughing*

[omnomnominous14]

How do you become deathly ill without, y'know, actually dying? 'Deathly ill' doesn't exactly sound like the kind of thing you just recover from.

[dboiil305]

Ho shit dhat shyt made me die laughin

[WolfieBlack1]

Hahaha! I love how they make these poor people reenact these horrible events!

[BlackAndWhiteScout]

"I've fallen and I can't get up!"

"Tough luck lady, the internet finds it hilarious so you're staying."

[Modderriffic]

@BlackAndWhiteScout you know what else would be funny? if one of your relatives die and the internet finds it funny.

[yurikomuro]

if you can't remember the number to phone for help you'd probably wouldn't be able to remember to push the button.

[SlapstickCoyote]

My grandma has the opposite problem: "Help! I'm Standin' and I can't Sit Down!"

[alamc200]

what's next "help, I itch and can't scratch!"?

[RattForever]

In this paintball game, sometimes when you get shot by a paintball, you say,"I have fallin' and I cant get up!"

[TheMissAllyRocks]

these people are so pathetic and horrible actors that its soo funny and sad to watch these people lololol:D

[LaVidaClay]

"Recently, when I became deathly ill." -- How often does this woman become deathly ill? O.o

[lilroddi]

Its funny because she's old...& she has fallen and cant get up.

[Tiwaking]

I am pretty sure these people are all dead now.

[RQBtv]

IVE FAWLIN AND I CANT GET AP

[RangerDelDanger]

brandun deshay is one clever dude.

[murphydb01]

Chest pains... Having.. Chest pains

[SweeTeaVee]

Thumbs up if nobody sent you here, you just so happened to type this into youtube..

[VerySnowy]

Help! I'm flying and I can't get down!

[orelas1]

And it's taken off. You can't get much better education than that.

I didn't even know what chest pains were when I first saw this.

[JamJarandAboy]

Watch the guys eyebrows on the phone talking to the woman that says "I've fallen, and I cant get up!" He looks as if its funny.

[j0r3l07]

AM HAVIN CHAIST PANE!

[S1deshowRob]

The acting in these commercials is fucking offensive

[VerySnowy]

uhh, is the "fawlin" in the description intentional?

[TheModerGuy]

barley sent me hear

[VosoTHEORIGINAL]

I'M HAVING CHEST PAIN

[sflowers539]

I am glad that I am just old enough to remember this when it came out and just young enough to still think it's funny.

[killerapp52]

well.. another solution is to pick up those arms and start crawlin ya pussies.

[JLovesTwilight456]

this is funny why???? its cruel to laugh at someone who is in pain #justsayin

[mexuza]

@JLovesTwilight456 they were acting

#justsayin

[deelite19]

epic. never gets old.

[ReFlad]

cleveland brought me here

[LoneRebelX]

thanxs Cleveland Brown lmao

[DeadSnowRC]

Lol old people

[jabtrack123]

People at my school reference this all the time and i had no idea where it came from...then i watch the cleveland show and i understood

[LEON13858]

@jabtrack123 same here. lol kendra

[m4pleSyrup]

Cleveland show brought me here

[Danzzzie]

@m4pleSyrup lol me to :P

[TheSweMarcus]

@m4pleSyrup I guess it was the Die Hard Parody episode =)

[PJSkins26]

@m4pleSyrup I brought myself here douchebag because I was kid when this commercial aired on local TV.

[pdawg193]

25 people have fallen and can't get up

[likewoalol]

OMG this is where that saying came from?? xDDDDDDDDDDD omg so great

[jtp6194]

IM HAVIN CHEST PAINS

[likewoalol]

@jtp6194 omg lmao!! xDDDDDDDD idk why your comment made me laugh but it did LMFAO

[foop309]

I was expecting to be offended, but no...

[ithrowfeces]

Help I've fallen and can't get dubs!

[killerapp52]

@ithrowfeces you know that would work on funnyjunk.. but here? come on dude

[fakeknife87]

I use to laugh at this when I was much younger, now I can't chuckle at this anymore! Is that wrong?

[killerapp52]

@fakeknife87 you got diabeetus

[jb0177]

"It's fallen and I can't get it up" - Mr. Fletcher

[ikaninjau2]

25 people are whippersnappers 

[Smartsexyntalented21]

That poor lady time to go to a nursing home

[DeadyTeady]

@ladylovelace61 heck no! I do too lol

[bloodacidburn13]

what if you're having a horrible seizure and you cant press the tiny button?

[lovelorn8888]

@bloodacidburn13 youll prob end up pressing it over and over LOL

[ZexonLamez]

Her voice is classic !

[clutchcity25]

Thumbs up if BrandUn DeShay brought you here.

[Crisyforlife44]

omg lmaooooooooooooooo

[darreyl102]

0:07 OMG Dolly Parton!!

[LittleNincompoops]

what if you're not near the voice thingie and your amrs and legs are broken?

[AFL489]

The average age of the people who use this device is dead.

[Hylgar]

"...I'm up... and I can't fawlin!..."

[ladylovelace61]

Is it bad that I laugh at these commercials every time they come on?

[HurrenTwentyFive]

what if you're paralized...

[Ejhekk33]

LAWL Mrs. Fletcher is my English teacher!!!!

[beaverfeaver12]

what if your hands get blown off?

[sarahdbd1]

@beaverfeaver12 use your nose :)

[beaverfeaver12]

@sarahdbd1 true say

[bloodacidburn13]

@beaverfeaver12 you have more than one hand :P

[EpiCHamspsterJizz]

How bout if you're choking? o-o

[Marshmellows290]

<3

[xryadams91x]

0:02 maybe the ambulance should cut on its flashing lights and move a little faster

0:05 your neighbor looks more like a peeping tom

0:07 to the guy in the back, yes i'm just as horrified of her awful hair as you are

0:09 "bitch, why you callin me? don't you know im readin a book? go to the hospital."

0:26 i just called the paramedics and your family by pushing two buttons

0:30 damn, you had a walker and still fell??

That is all.

[T33chuLess0n]

Lol, wow, for the longest time I thought that was Adam Sandler.

[screwattackg1]

BRING AMBERLAMPS :'(

[iloveedyou8D]

old people are so fucking cute!(:

[cussingbatman]

lol 0:28

[JohnPrince80]

I'm having CHEST PAINS!

[DAYD111]

"I was able to summon an ambulence, my next door neighbor, my family and my dr."

Summon? Wtf is this yugioh?

[oobah2]

Holy shit, 0:07 that hair...

[beatles5445]

@oobah2 the eighties, aye?

[gothichyppie]

It's not a bad product per se but this commercial is so lame!

[puppy31300]

LOL.

[difficultbastard]

One day we'll be old... and vulnerable. Have a nice day :)

[werewindwolf]

"oneeighthundredeightseventwon­inetyonehundred"

Seriously, I don't think saying "ninetyonehundred" in that manner and combination helped much to recognize and memorize the actual number without feeling the need to read it anyway just to be sure.

[twirk88]

25 people have fallen and can't reach the like button

[Jefgg]

I would like to see this kind of shit happen for real to that senile prick Joe Paterno.

[starwars404]

it looks like the old man at 0:05 is trying to look at her naked, but playing it cool so he won't get caught.

[ECDT1089]

I'M HAVIN CHEST PAINS!!

[SeraphAeilith]

Did you hear about the old lady who fell and her Life Alert got caught on a railing and she choked to death? Ahah. Oh, irony.

[5020maine]

25 people are going to need life alert

[WestPhillyBorn]

BrandUn Deshay - Ur Fresh. the first 5 seconds of this song used a sample from this video

[5020maine]

this is too funny I cant stop laughing at all

[Summer261997]

The lady who says 'I've fallen and I can't get up' should have gotten an Academy Award for that line. Best Supporting Actress, no less. LOL.

[jameel969]

@28 reminds me of that dmx song

[TheMatt999999999]

Help im laughing and i cant stop!!

[vangogh929]

Makes you wonder if they have ever gotten a "rape call" from one of their customers.

[SarahhhAngel]

hahhahaha why can't I can't stop laughing

[CoolCunt666]

LOL "I've fallen and can't get up!" how is that an emergency. It's not like she's gonna die if she can't get up immanently. Even old people should be able to get up after fallen down.

[94sFinest]

@CoolCunt666 Because she could have broken her hip.

If someone can't get up, it's obvious that there's something seriously wrong with them.

[CoolCunt666]

@94sFinest Yeah, such as age.

[94sFinest]

@CoolCunt666 Pretty much, yeah.

[lukeatoy7]

press 5

[immossi]

I feel so bad for finding some of this funny. So bad.

[rittboy8u]

I still remember watching this commercial on tv when I was a little boy haha

[st4nd4us]

they stole this saying from steve urkel.

[sonicfangamer2]

What if you forgot your life call?

[EllCeeJayGee]

Protect yourself with life Call and you're never Forever Alone.

Where do I sign?

[MSCompuServ]

I've fallen and I can't get up™

[Cptpreaplanes]

"I've fallen, and I can get up!"

"Then get up."

*hangs up*

[icecool1065]

@senseofthenone That sums it up pretty well hahaha.

[ssimon64]

LMAO

[VeNomthejuggalo]

lol she can call her next door neighbor

[themaskedmaddman]

IM FALLIN AND I CANT GAT UP.

[peek297]

ive falllllen and i cant get ip meeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hghghghghghhghghghghghgh

[Tenome187]

24 people got no help from life call

[tigahwood]

matlock expressway!!

[cdistasi]

"I've having chest pain! But i can still yell across the room to a box on the counter!"

[DrewPicklesAintDed69]

24 people have fallen and couldn't get up.

[Levitica90]

ROFL 00:30

[halonothing1]

Did anybody else try to get a good look up that broad's dress while she was down?

[slicknicknirvana]

Man .every kid quoted this commercial a million times.its not so funny now that im older.

[Me4prez]

We use to laugh at this when we was little lol my mom just shook her head

[TheBubbles987]

@Me4prez Lolz i used to laugh @ them to

[branstan100]

0:05 Black pedo

0:07 dolly parton WTF

0:28 The hell you fall in the bathroom??? Taking a shit must suck being old

[intormentis]

We're emailing casket selection information to your family immediately, Mr. Miller.

[nazyligger4]

HHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGG

[juggalomaddog]

I remember watching this commercial as a kid during The Price Is Right...

[PoseidonKross2009]

So that's where the phrase came from.... finally!! after almost 3 decades lol

[pfive]

These people are almost certainly dead now

[Andru157]

@pfive Well shit I don't think that device will help them now.

[2004trickblaster]

@pfive Almost?? HA

[OCIESEV]

@pfive

[Stewiegriffinist]

I'm having chest -hnnnnnn!

[sjc1410]

hahahahaha

[drunkinneworleans]

Help Obama's raping the economy 

[acbm]

"I was able to summon an ambulance..." XD

[morepowerz28]

help my eyes are gone, no mr fleture you O.D. on the viagra agian, stop calling

[AGentertainment]

Back in the day, you have no idea how popular this commercial was... everyone at school was saying it.

[Trakheed]

transcribe audio at 0:37 "protect yourself with a knife car" XD

[ShadyWillKilBieberXD]

Sounds more like she's saying "I've fallen and I CAN Get Up"!

[munkyb0y4]

lol KNIFE CAR

[kit1katty]

I've fallen and I can' t get up! Made a tear run down my eye...

[skaterguy656]

RIP

[yinnyfin]

Why did the neighbor knock on the door and looked in the window as if she would answer the door...

[MrPloxDa3rd]

I'M HAVING CHEST PAINS!

GOD...God I can't breathe...

GOD DAMN IT HURTS!

Emt: Can you describe the pain?

IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE 500 POUNDS OF FAT ASS ON MY CHEST! AHH Shit.....

[rubycheese101]

I'M HAVING A JEFF PARRY

[JJtoob]

When I'm that old, I'll just carry a gun and end my misery when I fall and can't get up. Problem will be when I can't pull the trigger... "Help! I've fallen, can't get up, got my gun, but can't pull the trigger" "We are sending Chuck Norris immediately Mr. Fletcher".

[XxXPoisonandRosesXxX]

put the captions on at 00:22 and again at 00:28 :D

[TypicalTeenagersTV]

CHEST PAAAAINS

[codmythbustersteam]

"Speak into the Air"..... What is this? Star Trek and Harry Potter added together?

[Dman761]

I summon.....AMBULANCE! In defense mode

[uptash]

COME QUICK!

MY BOOBS ARE DRAGGING ON THE FLOOR!!