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  • genius. he had the guts to say something truthful and so completely legit.

  • imm like fuck the kidssss lolllll

  • Chris Rock after Columbine: ^____^

    Chris Rock after D.C. Sniper: X_X

  • هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه­هههههه وت ايفر هابند تو كريزي

    قاد ديم =)

  • Whatever happened to crazy?

  • Yep, If a White kid shoots someone.....everyone tries to dissect it.

    Came from a broken home?

    Abused as a child?

    bullied?

    Mental health issues?

    A black kid shoots someone, 'No surprise there, he's black!' blah blah

  • shit thats 3 on 3 with a half court

    ahahahahahahahah

  • i dont think this video is very funny, considering that 15 people lost their lives.

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  • @mrscakina You KNOW it's funny. It's sad that those children died but it's not like Chris is making a mockery of them or even the tragedy they were unfortunately part of. He's more or less mocking the gunmen, who were, if you do your homework, fairly popular, well-liked kids. They just held themselves on a pedestal and one day, deciding humanity was doomed and they were the only two who knew the "truth," they snapped and snuffed 13 of their classmates.

  • I wish he'd run for office.

  • WHAT HAPPENED TO CRAZY !!!!!

  • Lol at his suit

  • @MaskedReaper13 coulda shoulda woulda

  • @imCopacetic ur opinion is that you want someone to die...for no good reason. so you should shut the fuck up douchebag. say this in ur head "it is my opinion that someone should die for no good reason." is that an opinion anyone should have? if everyone thought like that, a lot of people would die. possibly including you and the ones you love. so look at it that way.

  • @imCopacetic i meant to send that to the other guy...my bad

  • @MaskedReaper13 hahaha ok i give up hahah

  • @MaskedReaper13 stfu

  • "They don't wait till 3 o'clock neither....."

    Lmao

  • I hate chris rick

    

  • @Countryb0y333

    so you are an idiot. the guy is good. and he says a lot of truth

  • @Countryb0y333 bet he doesnt give a single fuck

  • haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah­ahahahahahaha whites are crazy

  • I got people tellin me, come on Chris come to the school and talk to the kids... I'm like fuck the kids hahhahahaaaaahah

  • "Man they didnt even wait till three 'o clock either" lol

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  • Yeah. That's epic. I respect then taking a stand against bullies. If they knew the truth behind the jokes, the people laughing don't know the full story either. They were happy go lucky except for those good for nothing jocks. I'd probably do the same put in their circumstance.

  • @Kire667 life aint fair kid, get a helmet. yes, some people are assholes, but the biggest assholes of that day were the killers, who slaughtered a bunch of random guys who were red eyes from waking up at 7am at high school. high school sucks: imagine getting shot halfway through the day.

    fuck the killers; if they're really upset, just beat the shit out of a jock or two. dont kill people.

    because killing, lasts forever.

  • ''Who gives a fuck what they was watching'' The Rock would be proud.

  • 24 Bad parents dislike this

  • "Killin' in the morning… that ain't right!"

    "I ain't ever had six friends… that's enough for a half-cout game of 3 on 3 b-ball"

    "Who cares what music they were listening to? What was Hitler listening to?"

  • "Fuck the kids!" LMAO classic line

  • Kids act up like that now because the parents spoil them rotten and let them do what the hell they want. If I listened to devil music, plotted to kill people, and owned a fucking rifle when i was a teenager, believe me, i couldn't have kept it a secret for very long. Kids nowadays just need good old fashioned ass whippings instead of a 'timeout"...

  • @maximino27

    Too true. I'm only sixteen, and I am just amazed at how much crap people let their kids get away with. It's pretty bad when I'm looking at them like they're crazy because they're complaining about their parents, etc. If I told my mom shut up, or something stupid like that, I'd be lucky if I woke up at all.

  • every THING IS RACIST so shut up and quit whining and yes some ppl are just fu>>ing crazy it happens they talk to themselves or do weird things and the reson half the white kids here retarded is not inbreeding its chemicals in the food and its stupid ppl who give there kids knock out pills

  • If it happens in a white neighborhood, NOW its a tragedy

  • 22 people have less than 6 friends

  • 6????? there was a mininum 30 in the trench coat mafia!

  • IM RICK JAMES BITC... OOPS sorry wrong comedian.

  • i <33 chris rock he is funny

  • People who think Columbine was because they listened to Marilyn Manson are BLIND lol.

  • @25Blugga25 well duh

  • @25Blugga25 Did you see Marilyn Manson in Bowling for Columbine? He was quite insightful

  • @25Blugga25

    Seriously, blind and retarded.

  • @25Blugga25

    It's because of dungeons and dragons. They took the game too far.

  • @ThebanPhalanx Nah if that was the case they would have killed them with swords and spells.

  • @25Blugga25 And RETARDED. Its all about the parents.

  • I suspect misandry.

    When you're branded stupid and violent all your life for the crime of being born male, throughout education and the media, some of it will sink in. When you're forced to compete with one hand tied behind your back, your maleness is regarded as a pathology, eventually your lid will blow.

    Some may internalize and commit suicide, others may externalize and prefer to go out in a blaze of glory.

    This is only comedy, but really resigning to “they’re just crazy” is a cop out!

  • @tubebility It' Two 17 year olds shooting a bunch of their classmates wasn't because of Andrea Dworkin, genius. You're no different then the assholes who were blaming the shootings on music and TV 12 years ago.

  • @CoolerKing37

    1)

    I see your strawman (music and TV) and raise - 'shooting a bunch of classmates' is not the typical act of a one who's benefited from a good (positive, secure, aspirational) environment. It's dysfunctional, and nobody is born dysfunctional. It's a definite 'by-product' of male specific exclusion; exclusion from the education system, the home, and anti-male society at large. Music and TV is irrelevant!

  • @tubebility Hey, stupid. You missed my point. You're just blaming things you don't agree with like a poilitically correct douche. Eric and Dylan didn't give a shit about misandry in the media, they just hated their classmates and wanted to shoot them. Not because of Oprah and Gloria Steinem. You fucking moron.

  • @CoolerKing37

    2)

    If he's falling behind, it's because he's stupid. If she's falling behind, it's because she need help, yet he need help? Then he's week and useless, and an ideal candidate for ritual humiliation. So he puts up and shuts up (until he can take no more).

  • THAT'S 3 ON 3 WITH A HALF-COURT !!! LMAO...

  • shutttt the fuckk uppp people where all going to die anyway....live life stop hating other people for no apparent reason.......because of a skin thats just sad

  • well blacks murder each other over the colour of their clothes.

  • @Ivek89 Yea but you never never never ever hear ANYTHING about blacks shooting up schools! And you never hear about black serial killers but it seems lately everytime you turn on the tv theres a WHITE GUY randomly shooting people just for the hell of it.

  • @Troublesome2008- I was just tryna be funny, I know he didn't do it!

  • Jared Loughner reminded me of this......

  • Michael Jackson wasn't scared of em at least

  • @DaChemist13

    I don't know if you heard, but after Michael Jackson died, one of the kids confessed and said that his parents made him accuse Michael Jackson. They were after the money. I'm not saying nothing happened, because i wasn't there. But i was surprised when i read it. Maybe Michael Jackson really was innocent... Who knows?

  • that is why EMO needs to be outlawed in American society.

  • well chris rock and other blacks out there why do u think when young black men come into a gas station or bank with a hoodyon why we look at you and profile and knocking trench coat mafia like he is man fuck you all of you.

  • @Crazyguy32 You humorless douche. Let's hope somebody shoots up your school as soon as possible.

  • thats 3 on 3 with a half court!!

  • fuck the kids!

  • When white people do shit, theres no mention of race or color in the media!

  • @tellul8r that's cuz whenever white people have racially oriented news you don't notice it. here's a example; white boy steals a car, last page of newspaper. black boy steals a car, front page of newspaper. white girl shot, front page of newspaper. black girl shot, not IN newspaper. also, white people don't think about race that much b/c they weren't the ones being discriminated against b/c of their race. and why make such a racially oriented statement when black ppl as a race aren't involved?

  • @JinnaMaghan

    True, although it's more fashionable to see if the person has a muslim background now so they can link islam to it. Muslims are the jews of the 40s and the blacks of the 60s!

  • @tellul8r when white people kill somebody, they say well he probably was molested when he was small, or mentally challenge, but when a black person do, lock that monkey up, and give him 200 years, bet that nigger will remember then.

  • @90rashad Yea because white people are retarded and think its ok to fuck their own family in africa they chop your dick of for that thats why half the special needs kids in america are white because theyre parents are cousins

  • @90rashad Yeah people act like white boys just cant be bad. I don't get it either

  • @liacashmere58 Lol what comment did I leave on this video I forgot.

  • @tellul8r So?

  • @tellul8r that's because we're still the majority, in South Africa, it would be mentioned

  • @tellul8r Cus you got hundreds of years to make up for from slavery to segregation

  • @tellul8r true, very true.

  • @tellul8r So true!

  • @tellul8r they were even in charge to be "nazi" and make a "hate crime", when a blacks target ppl for be white or asian ect, they are not in charge for "hate crime"...........

  • @mattvlad3 That's because when most black kids rob people, they do it for the money but white kids do it because the other person isn't white.

  • @Ryooken yeah sure, believe it. one guy say that target asians, but not was not in charge for hate crime, and so on, u can check on yt black on white crime is many times higher that white on black. but media never talk about it

  • @mattvlad3 Sorry the evidence doesn't bear out that conclusion. Black kids rob Asians because they are perceived as having money. There is a difference when white kids kill and rape screaming racial slurs. That's a hate crime. If that's too cryptic for you, let me point out the difference a little better. When black children rob the objective is money. When white kids rob the objective is hate. If you notice most hate crimes don't involve robbery or theft.

  • @Ryooken not rob, just aggressions. ah right, for 10.000 homicide by street violence by them, 1 homicide by one screaming racial slur, the second is the problem, sure. i really can't understand why sm1 take a gun and kil them, really i cant undestand. suuuure when w k rob is hate, when they did is not. sure.

    u're the proof of what kind of worthless-crying animals ur, but too stupid even to realize it

  • @mattvlad3 Again you are missing the point. There is a difference between defending territory and racial violence. There is a very small minority of black people that committ these kinds of crimes and usually they are not unprovoked.

  • @Ryooken yeah the difference is that when a negro do it is defending, when a white do it is racial violence. almost anyone in texas can report how with no reason are attacked, beat down, called cracker, like almost everywhere. stop foolin urself with this hipocrisy, bye

  • @mattvlad3 I see so rival gang violence is about racism right? It's a hate crime right? No hate crime is a hate crime.

  • @Ryooken And crime is for niggers.

  • @DopedUpMonkey LOL! That's funny. Let's see you may be right about that. Hmm let's examine this. Since only Niggers committ crime by your logic then the founding fathers who stole this land were niggers, the white people who orchestrated the slave trade again were niggers. Hmmm what does that say about the color of niggers?

  • @Ryooken Abso-fuckin-lutely!!!!!!  :)

  • @tellul8r Agree

  • @tellul8r

    That's because white is ''normal'' in north america since caucasian is more than 80% of the population. So not saying shit about race implies he's white.

  • @tellul8r Bullshit, In my area black people rob white people cuz they would rather take money from a white person then a black person..... but it just goes down as a robbery not a not crime?

  • @tellul8r

    Cos whites are majority...

  • @tellul8r That's cause we all look the same :P

  • @tellul8r theres no mention of race or color about black people in the media either. at least not where i live.

  • YA"LL AINT KILL"N ME!!!

  • This guy is wacked, he is the best! Whenever stuff gets bad I watch a couple of Chris Rock videos and laugh my ass off. This is one guy that doesn't know to to spell "political correctness." Go Chris, you rock! (Pun intended.)

  • God i hate you tube comments. These children just need to whip it already and measure

  • 6 people thats 3 on 3 halfcourt!!

    haha

  • i remember columbine i was like 7 and then when i was 12-13 i lived up there

  • Chris Rock is satirizing the stereotype that young, black men are violent. The audience is laughing because they've heard that for years.

  • "That's 3 on 3 with a half court." Too funny!!!

  • yeah it's funny but... i always feel a little guilt watching as a white guy, I gotta ask, is it okay?

  • I get this is his job, he must of run out of material, but come on inoccent people lost their lives a two boys with troubles killed themselves it's so sad I was only small when it happened, but those people deserve respect.

  • do you got a vest? maybe i'd think about it...!!

  • Chris Rock is fucking racist to white people. I hope he dies a slow and painful death, such an ignorant dick.

  • @AdrenalineAndLove

    I worry more about people who wish other living beings a slow painfull death than about some comedian.

  • @AdrenalineAndLove

    actually, to be racist, by definition, you must be apart of a majority.

    thus, it is impossible for chris rock to be racist.... besides the fact that thats the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard.

    just because he makes you uncomfortable... doesn't mean he's racist.

  • @danigantt Try to look up the definition of "racism".

    - Prejudice or discrimination based on an individual's race

    - based on racial intolerance; "racist remarks"

    - Belief that one race has genetic traits that renders that particular race superior to another

    It doesn't say ANYWHERE that you have to be a part of a majority to be racist, you ignorant retard.

    And Chris Rock does just that: discriminates white and black people by being prejudiced. You should've stayed in school.

  • @AdrenalineAndLove hey listen he wasnt discriminating he was saying (after the shooting at Columbine) that he doesnt trust teen guys! Heck even I was freaked ou to be around teen guys for a while!!!

  • @Jynxofheart Try to actually pay attention to the video, he says specifically that he doesn't trust WHITE teen guys. That's racist to white people.

    Imagine if a white person said he doesn't trust black teens. That would be just as racist.

  • @AdrenalineAndLove i know he said white teens im not stupid. and no it isnt! he had a reason to be afraid! Columbine was a very scary situation and as stated before i was afraid of male teens for a long time. And I am positive people would have reacted no different if the teens had been of different color!!!

  • @Jynxofheart You're a racist.

  • @AdrenalineAndLove In order to be racist you actually have to hate another race

  • @Dayonetheone No you don't. You don't know shit about anything, you're an ignorant retard. Thinking your race is better than another is racist. Being prejudiced towards another race is racist.

  • @AdrenalineAndLove What the hell!....Are you nuttier than squirrel shit?... You don't have to hate someone of their race in order to be racist? What? Are you kidding me.... You've seriously have to be joking....there is ne way in hell you actually mean what you just said... and oh by the way to be prejudice means to "pre-judge" based off stereo types. To have a preconceived notion about a particular group because of one's race, sex, ethnicity, nationality, religion, or any other group

  • @Dayonetheone I already posted the definition of racism, you ignorant retard. You don't have to hate another race to be racist. Being prejudiced or thinking your race is superior to their race, that is racist as well. Being prejudiced is exactly what Chris Rock is.

    Learn how to think for yourself, you moron.

  • @AdrenalineAndLove And What Webster's dictionary did you get that from? Am I talking to to a kid? Because if I am then no wonder....

  • @Dayonetheone You talk too much shit for someone who's had his face down in the mud in a debate.

  • @AdrenalineAndLove What? Thats not even a comeback...

  • @Dayonetheone Why would I make a comeback when I've already proved you wrong. That would be redundant.

  • @AdrenalineAndLove #1 I am sure I am higher in my education than you because you seem to have so much free time (how long will you comment under this video?) #2 BY DEFINITION, racism is "discrimination by a group against another for the purposes of subjugation or maintaining subjugation. In other words, one cannot be racist unless he has the power to subjugate." Black people in America don't have this power. Chris simply counteracts White self-adulation/racism by displaying Whites' faults.

  • @danigantt You fail so hard - NOWHERE does it state that racism has to be by a group. A single person can be racist. Oh, and black people DO have the power to subjugate and they do it all the time. White people can't walk safely in certain areas without the risk of being the victim of a hatecrime by racist blacks. Blacks joke about whites which is racist as well, just look at the video. This is a serious issue that the media doesn't touch in fear of being labeled racist themselves.

  • @AdrenalineAndLove White safety. Lol. You just proved about 50 theories on white possessiveness. Subjugation is not being able to get a job because your name sounds "ethnic" on your resume. Racist media is when there's 1 Black guy on the television the entire day that speaks correct English and the rest are merely featured on "Crime Stoppers." I'm sorry, but if you cannot realize this is a White-male's world, then we have nothing further to discuss.It may not be YOUR reality but it IS reality.

  • @danigantt What you call theories on white possessiveness is, by definition, racist prejudice.

    Racism today is when a black man says "black pride", everyone in the room claps their hands, white people included. They'll be going "Oh how brave, 50 years ago he would've been hosed down!"

    If a white man stood up and said "white pride", he would be booed out by the audience and accused of being racist.

    Do you not SEE the racist double standard?

  • @AdrenalineAndLove Considering what racial prejudice has cost black people, I'd say its only fair.

    However, it does make you wonder why a minority that was once held back by prejudice and racial generalizations still uses it heavily.

  • @skydark Two wrongs don't make a right.

  • @AdrenalineAndLove No, they don't. But even if no white man would stand up and shout "white pride", there is still a lot of hidden(and no so hidden) racism towards black people.

  • @skydark There's AT LEAST (if not more) as much hidden (and not so hidden) racism towards white people.

  • @AdrenalineAndLove c'mon sir, SERIOUSLY? let's look at why there was racism towards black people...kind of unexplainable. now let's dive into the history books and try to answer the question, why would black people come to mistrust white people? kind of obvious huh?

    any questions? i love to debate

    -your friendly neighborhood negro

  • @JinnaMaghan Most racism towards black people from white people stemmed from prejudice and ignorance. White people saw Africans as primitive and savage when they first came to Africa. They considered africans to be "less" human and therefore worth less than a white person.

    I know a (white) girl whom was raped by two black men when she was only 13. She's 25 today and she still doesn't trust black men - at all. Would you consider her racist?

  • @AdrenalineAndLove the origin of racism is a little more complicated. i should clarify myself. when the whites landed on america they accidentally wiped out the native workforce with smallpox. now to get the cheap labor they needed for plantations and ect, they had to go to africa and catch up some darky's. but how do you justify that? by coming up with the bogus theory of "racial superiority" which had the dual purpose of convincing poor whites slavery that was cool when it put them outta work

  • @AdrenalineAndLove also, yeah, that would be racist. if two korean guys almost kill me that's no excuse to mistrust all koreans. if two black dogs bites me that doesn't give me the right to hate all black dogs; in fact to do so would be silly. (not to knock what happened to your friend i am truly sorry about that). where african american mistrust would be different is in the fact that it stems from a majority of a population doing damage to another majority; nothing to do with one or two crazies

  • @danigantt You are sure you are higher in your education yet you are still an idiot. Using your "logic" all white people are racist most at no falt of the own. However Chris Rock is not racist just a comedian and a funny one at that.

  • @shawn3975 Exactly! Lol. And, I'm not going by my own logic, I'm going by the knowledge that is out there. Do you dare venture into the African-American/Colonial/Ethn­ic/(or even LGBT) areas of the library? If you do, you will find this is not my logic at all... it is what it is.

  • @danigantt Well if it's in a book it must be true.

  • Aw, you cut out the part where he says white kids will want to go to a black school where it's safe!

  • Funny stuff. Man, you couldn't get away with dis shit if Chris was White and the Columbine kids were black cos everyone knows dat is racist.....double standards in this World.

  • @bigblackbadbrother that shit has nothing to due with race at all.

  • this shit is hilarious....i dont have 6 friends now

  • Stupid ass

  • racist

  • @morbidangelofdeath1 Why because his poking fun about something that actually happy the only thing I heard him say is whatever happen to crazy.

  • three on three with a halfcourt

  • this really shouldn't be funny because columbine isn't something to joke about, but i was laughing my ass off (:

  • @smile4meh12 LOL.......your really taking this to heart.

  • @buckeye257 not really, just said it was funny? lol 

  • This isn't funny-_____-

  • 16 white boys watched this.

  • this is not funny. not at all.

  • eric and dylan wernt members of the trenchcoat mafia they had a friend who was assosiated with the TCM the real trenchcoat mafia graduated a year before columbine look it up but still very funny chris rock is hilarious

  • @ ELIMINATE WHATEVER...

    You've totally missed the irony of Chris Rock's routine here. He's not being literal. He's a comic genius which might explain why you don't get the joke, possibly?

    "We have no friends. Trenchcoat mafia... we have no friends?" Get it?

  • Epic!

  • Start ur day off the right way with a bullet in ur head

  • The audience is so stupid. They'll laugh at anything he says as long as its about white people. Don't get me wrong though, some of the stuff he says is funny and Im not even black.

  • @both systemax2,and nidislistentoshit , you guys both need to shut the fuck up , it doesnt matter jus ignore it , it didnt happen to u so ... why shud you care ! jus leave it alone the past is the past

  • dove out the elavator lmfao

  • WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO CRAZY?

  • I AM SCARED OF YOUNG WHITE BOYS! lol

  • Agreed with what he says at the end. Who gives a fuck what game or movie they played/watch. What happened to crazy? They were crazy, fucked up people.

  • I so love this clip, 0:31 "they don't even wait till 3 o' clock either." Love that.

  • Whatever happened to crazy LOL

  • @godlygunslingerx12 stop dreaming kid. purification u need take yo ass to church and get hit with a whip and holy water get the satan out yo ass.

  • @godlygunslingerx12 why dont u do the world a favour and kill yourself u racist piece of shit

  • @godlygunslingerx12 Whateva nigga.

  • He was makin fun of the killers.he wasnt makin fun of the dead. -_- Its funny.

  • I'm white.. And it amazes me to see that people get offended this easily.