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  • this is a load of crap

  • I thought it was rap

  • wen i read carolmaria's comment, i couldent help but turn it into a rap in my head

  • :( My, my. I think the stereotyping on this particular video's comment section is disturbingly ignorant. Saying ALL Christians are narrow-minded radicals who shove it down your throat is like saying ALL black people smoke crack, or ALL Americans are fat and stupid. It's simply not true. I'm not trying to ride the hater train, I'm just saying that people come in all shapes and sizes (physically and otherwise). There are radical religious people and those who worship God privately. That's reality.

  • @Nekrophiliafy Well said

  • Priest Fuck little children,...

  • This battle would have to be on southpark so it can take place in imagination land because christianity is bullshit.

  • @boobola85sam

    Or maybe what you yourself perceive it to be is "BS". I became a Christian at 17 and haven't looked back since. Jesus made it simple by paving the way to Heaven by His sacrifice on the cross thus making it a choice for all the rest of mankind. No Jesus, No peace. Know Jesus... Know peace.

  • /watch?v=dOe0jV9lu4c&feature=r­elated

  • When I was little I prayed to god and told him to come down to me for a sec and I'll believe him but he didn't come. Thanks god I won't believe in you and will go to your hell cause you didn't come. Bitch.

  • If u don't believe in Jesus or the devil no one should have to make u believe if u don't want to

  • everybody should listen to this song watch?v=q-PX2Z4r-e4

  • Anybody who does not know Jesus as their personal savior WILL BURN in HELL!!!

  • @BakerTV100 LOL crazy people

  • @BakerTV100 Anybody who still believes in god and jesus will remain stupid for the rest of their life.

  • I am I guess one could say I'm part atheist but hey can u really blame me? Some parts of the bible I'm all for and crap and others well u get the point. But I respect religion and all dat. The only reason I'm not choosing is because I need the whole story no loop holes no ntn and the bible has alot. I'm jus sayin does any human know the full story. The cold hard painful truth? If so tell me cuz I am so not judging at the moment plus I have no right. Jus saying send me a reply anyone on wat u th

  • I'm a nice easy-wanting-life style-type of dude but to this picture we should learn from becuse this tells a story "WAR" is coming and we all have to chose sides i'll go with holyness not with the dislikeing sinners.

  • @houghjass Wow. Very Christian-like of you.

  • we shouldnt take the bible to seriously no offense to christains but god didnt write did he! No it was a bunch of people who wrote storys (or tales?) to help people with life.

  • from the look of the light saber i bet this is going to be horrifying

  • pending ?

  • "A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there."

    H. L. Mencken

    "Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable."

    "Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good."

    "The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God's children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil."

    H. L. Mencken

  • HORRIBLE. TIME. WASTER. Bah

  • If atheism is true than a Christian and a atheist will be the same after dead

    So Christian = Atheist

    But if Christianity is true than the Christian will go to heaven and the Atheist will go to hell

    So Christian > Atheist

    So who ever is right:

    Christian >= Atheist

  • Where you brought up going to church every day, in a christian family and pray every night, I used to, until I grew up and turned 8. Some people never seem to grow up though.

  • Or they might not exist........ ever think of that?

  • @1234513890 The angel of death is on God side, God used the angel of death before. Satan stood against God only because he wanted more power, and God and Satan could be friends, but that is something I believe Satan would never accept.

  • If you believe in God or Science, it really doesn't matter in the end because neither have been proven. It all matters on where you put your faith. Whether you choose to believe in a afterlife or that this is the only life you have, it's your choice. Of all things, you should respect each others beliefs otherwise we might as well never use the term "human compassion". We live in a world of hatred, at least with religion it teaches you moral values, that something science will never do.

  • Go White Jesus!

  • No doubt Satan won.

  • Y'all are traffling for dissing god and jesus like that pitful

  • whres the voices ?

  • people, dont make jesus videos like that. if he gets mad, were all dead.

  • @carolmaria2882 Wow, that was really stupid.

  • jesus would win

    

  • I remember playing Heaven vs Hell in Heroes of Might and Magic with my bro! :D

  • Ofcourse Satan will win, Jezus is an mortal en Satan is an fallen angel

  • Neither won, Atheists automatically win.

  • @matrixgoer45 uhh, atheists are just peices of shit. yall better get ready to suck the devils dick, because yall aint going to the promise land.

  • @houghjass im an atheist but if god is real then he wouldnt send us to hell because were not christans thats like saying jews are bad because they're not atheists!

  • @houghjass Y ou dont have to go insulting people dip shit,respect thier belives,and they willl respect yours.

  • @TheRanamaster HAHAHAHAHA My ass. Christians won't and will never respect us, what's this? A christian saying that we will go to hell cause we don't believe in god? I find it funny how you said: "respect thier belives,and they willl respect yours.". How do you think that we will respect them when they are a bunch of dipshits bitching on every video.

  • @MLGHaloKid Im christian and im not saying you or anyone else is going to hell... BECAUSE ITS NOT MY JOB TO JUDGE! so dont think we ALL judge people, the ones who do that on videos or anywhere else are called TROLLS

  • @MrDeadmetal01 I don't think that you all do that (If all christians say that we are going to hell then we can say that we are already at hell if you know what I mean.), if you call those who say that we are going to hell trolls then all I have to say is that over 50% of the human population are trolls and I'm not proud to be a human u_u

  • @houghjass you wont make it there either with words like that.

  • @matrixgoer45 Just becuase u choose to not belive in it does not mean it does not exist!!

  • picture is epic...

  • this is just stupid -_-

    lets just for the fun say it would be a fight "so jesus, a normal human blessed with some power of god" vs. "satan, the strongest angels of them all, so strong that god had to use ALL his angels to banish him and win against him (his basicly the perfect kopi of god himself if not stronger since god couldn't beat him without his angels help)"

    so seriously... this wouldn't even be a fight satan wouldn't even bother to give jesus the time of day; easy win satan

  • @Erebus2075 ps: op is a unthanksful moron "thank jesus" -_- wtf so thank jesus but fck you god... even if you believe in this retarded nonesense then seriously thanking jesus and not god, be more ignorent and unthankful to the right "people" .."

    badly set up music besides that.

  • EVERYONE THUMBS DOWN THIS LAIR!

  • jesus wins............k time to watch the vidoe

  • I don't know what I was supposed to listen to, but all I heard were some stereotypical choir people.

  • LMFAO i love how all the jesus freaks are all like "OH YEAHHH GOD WILL WIN IN THE END!! OH YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Tell you what. Prove he is real.

  • JESUS ONE BY FAR!

  • satan won

  • No true winner.

  • @MegaKiddyLand who the fuck do you think you are!!

  • @TehSuiCidaL i am god! who the fck are you to question me ?

    xD

  • Why is everyone complimenting this video yet it has so many thumbs down.

  • GOD side won

  • Wrong tittle

    God ( You know who is... ) vs Satan ( Justin Bieber )

  • I love jesus christ heill win

  • god for the wiiin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • im on gods side! i am a W.O.G. warrior of god! 

  • the dislike people are sinners

  • lol i love this religion fights. but the best part are the comments. god/satan and all other religions are all the same. full of bullshit and nothing is true.

  • Why the fuck would jesus fight satan and not GOD himself? Pussy ass lame god... sending his son to kill Lucifer...

  • Jesus Deserves more respect than youtybe who ever wrote this can fuck off

  • why would you portray jesus like this.

  • I liked the video, bot please use less caps in the desription

  • thumbs up if u came here for a religouse war in the comments

  • was that CHUCK NORRIS!!!! at 0:33

  • @OHAIWIFI THAT is chuck norris.

  • why doesnt satan sent his son jezus anticrist

  • @Doemar16 that's not true because if Jesus didn't love us we would all be dead already and Satan isn't any better Satan wants u to believe that Jesus can't do anything for u and wants you to worship and then when you die u would burn eternally in hell instead of meeting God in heaven. God gives u the test of faith and he loves everyone no matter wut.

  • THIS VIDEO IS 5 MINUTES AND 30 SECONDS OF STILL FOOTAGE

  • the late christopher hitchens

  • JESUS

  • jesus and god winsbefore the vid started

  • What if God rewards thought and the natural quality of intelligent humans to critically analyse the facts presented to them, and punishes blind faith and witless assumption?

  • @MrAnachi Just find your own way. You know right thing to do.

  • They should play SC2, also guy on right looks like Destiny. The guy on left like IdRa

  • jesus is a gay fuck. more ppl die bc of him than getting their lifes saved. fuckin priest rape littl boys and so on. thats all ur jesus an katholic churche!

  • shut up all of you satan destroys you within second

  • @ironmoman then why arnt we dead>?

    

  • the picture you used for the majority of the clip is false, I am a christian BUT the picture of satan is wrong, in the Bible, the Word says that Satan masquerades as an angel of light.

  • Jesus Won when he died on the cross... it says that in The Bible...

  • i love jesus because he made us takes care of us and always gives us another day to live jesus is the hero of the world everyone shoud love him fuck all saitenist they suck cock

  • shit

    

  • imma get a tattoo like that

  • jesus and satan always get together and arm wrestle and kickit on a sunday

  • im not christain.... but based on the bible, nobody can kill god..... in anything. God can create any thing he wants....

  • no offence but obviosly satin is the winner hes got fuckin fire pony

  • Everybody hates on nerds but in the apocolypse ppl like us will doing anime and manga moves like kamahamaha and it will actually work and ill be like "trollface" as the fight grows on jesus victorious

  • good try keep at it

  • look at 1:00

    jesus lloks like CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!

  • The fuck is this?

  • so my bear god wins nuff said

  • wHATS THE POINT IM CHRISTIAN BUT THIS IS STUPID

  • i think its a good beat man just lacks the proper sound production but i like where u are going with it dont let these haters get u down keep at it

  • this is good but it needs a rap cover or somthing, it sounds the same all through out the video. :)

  • Silly christians, Jesus is for kids. Just like Santa, and the easter bunny.

  • Piece of shit

  • doesnt matter who wins cause Gods the reff.

  • @bleeask1 Dude, Jesus IS God.

  • @chihang322 SON of GOD.

  • @seriousdemon222 then why should i worship him. I thought i was told to worship only one god. If that's true, worshiping both Jesus AND his father negates the rule...

  • @FreakyWolfman4 God, The Holy Spirit, and Jesus are technically suppose to be one in all.

  • @chihang322

    I always wonder if Jesus is god then who was he praying to n the garden and why was he praying. just wondering

  • 0:30 Is it just me, or did Jesus look a little like Chuck Norris?

  • a white jesus...reallly...who's gonna believe that.

  • @xHolocaust listen to white jesus by ritzz thats who

  • roses are red

    voilits are blue

    look at your ratings

    Nobody likes you

  • If you did suck so much I would like you; so if you could just fix that one thing you would have a lot going for yourself. But you are shit and I understand that's hard to get over being.

  • This looks like a cover for a movie, and it should be. Satan always wins though, just like nice guys finish last. When possession is the case doesn't the devil usually win anyway even though he was exercised from the body? Oh, and anyone that actually sits here and debates whether or not these too are real and tries to convince people to follow their religion, get out. Neither exists and religion is bullshit and used as a universal human mind control mechanism to make people retarded and obey.

  • @Ultratech90. i'm catholic, but i wont talk to you about religion. i dont think that the guy who did this thought about possession or anything like that. some people just wanna make other people laugh., you shouldnt diss religion, because thats some peoples' only. when you have nothing else to live for, religion keeps you strong when you feel hopeless. you might or might not figure that out on your own. and yeah it does look like the cover of a movie! that was what i thought when i chose it!

  • @DarkJedi188 I believe that they're both real. It's fine if you don't but I believe that the consequences are brutal in the end for not believing in God. That's what I believe. You don't have to if you don't want to; but I do suggest believing. (I've used the word "believe" a lot haven't I?)

  • wow from epic rap battles to here? wtf? Im lost... lol

  • nice ligthsaber man......

  • you what makes a rap battle good..........WORDS!

    like if you agree

  • eh bad video but jesus wins and seriously a arm wrestaling? THAT PROVES nothing but jesus will always win good is better tham bad

  • Jesus is not white! SORRY!

  • If Jesus AndSatan Arm Wrestled That Would Last For Eternity...

  • For all you people who choose Satan, why are you killing yourself? He is the one who destroys, not gives life. He is the one reason all the bad things happen; why do you choose death instead of going with the way to live? It doesn't make any sense to me...

  • @7colored Why can't people just see them both as fictional characters instead of taking it so seriously for reality?

  • @DarkJedi188 ..i think I Love you for making such a wonderful statement

  • @ludvikify then why did you watch it? It was completely your choice. Don't complain about the mistake you made, learn from it.

  • dude wouldnt it be jesus v antihrist? or god V satan?

  • Satan = Shit

    JESUS ALL THE WAY

  • JESUS WILL ALWAYS WIN

    JESUS WILL ALWAYS WIN

    JESUS WILL ALWAYS WIN

    JESUS WILL ALWAYS WIN!

  • satan will always win

  • @danielisawsomechanel i with you man

  • Satan will win this fight, and all you religious people just can't argue against it. Cus i know why ;)

  • Free will: choose> Jesus(Life) OR world(Hell)

  • i'm with satan on this one.

  • jesus will always win satan

  • @dylancanales1 jesus is not real so how will he win?

    p.s. i know satan is not real too so dont bitch

  • stupid ass shit

  • God will not be defeated by satan...

  • Jesus won ok now let's watch the video.

  • i just wasted 358 seconds of my life because of some weird religional shit that i dont even believe in. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

  • Ha all these people who comments that god sucks and is evil than u better change your ways or else when u take your last breath, you'll wake up in an acid lake with creatures that I can't even imagine while u burn and have to live through your worst nightmares and u work on endless things for eternity. That's my picture of hell, and the real he'll is probably worse than ANYONE can imagine. Change your ways, repent, believe in God. Thank u. Praise the Lord.

  • @freddy1thebear Ha, when you take your last breath it'll actually be your last breath and you will no longer exist.

    How about that for something worse than hell?

    Stupid religious people.

  • @freddy1thebear Thank you. I'm sure a lot of people will do that now that random dude #45676543 said so on random youtube video #98765456!

  • I have an even better battle for you. The people vs the elite ruling class.

  • so... what was the point in this video?

  • If you agree with me that God wins and satan goes DOWN!

    comment and say DIE SATAN!

  • if your so simple minded that you have to comfort yourself by believing in "god" then whatever, but i feel sorry for you, maybe its time for Christians to grow up. But honestly they are the worst religion on the planet i mean they have raped, pillaged and murdered more people than any other religion on the planet...they are horrible, they need to be eradicated

  • I just wasted four minutes of my life, you could have saved me from wasting it by cutting out the middle part. All I have left to say is Operation Kitten Calendar. Satan's power level IS OVER 9,000!!!!!!

  • What if secretly God just made up hell and the bible just to laugh at us believing in something that has no proof. Then hed just be kickin it in heaven loling. If that was the case, id really wanna chill with god xD

  • @WhiteJappyKevin That would make sense, he's an asshole for saying that he is love and yet doesn't let those poor humans at Africa get any food and then send them to hell cause he made only one bible. I want to chill with him too if he was like that and he's real ^^ But wouldn't he pull some pranks on us?

  • @MLGHaloKid True, kinda messed up letting people get pwned by murders and not helping the needy. But I don't really believe there is a physical god or a god that can affect anything. I believe that god is like in the energy of what you believe in. Yes, I have "wtf-ish" beliefs haha.

  • Jesus wins no one can beat the army of God!!!

  • @iBuDdY1000 God changed me just two days ago...You don't know how much I agree!

  • @iBuDdY1000 Where was the army of god when the terrorists crashed their planes into the twin towers? Your believes are invalid.

  • @Geljifedan Why should God save those who do not believe, and after sin came we were continually put on this earth to suffer.

  • ...*coughWhiteJesuscough*

  • if no-one has anything nice to say, say nothing at all.

  • ..........fuck you.....but jesus wins of course and anyone who thought Satan would win then go join him

  • oh no no no no no bullshit fucking idiot everyone knows its damd jesus!

  • I believe in God but this... This is just stupid

  • You're all going to hell.

  • @emoemusan Oh wow!!! Never heard that saying before!! Lol

  • fuck this shit...Jesus one hands down...search: Umbrella Mane I Love Jesus

  • Meaningless! People are ignorance as they are always, how dare somebody to made this since Jesus Christ is his Saviour and God?

  • jesus would have lost anyway

  • What's this?...

    Damn I was watching "Epic rap battles of History" and then I end up here...

    must be the work of satan ;P