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  • ive seen this kind of people in mental hospitals, and for now i dont wonder why, im just sad for the nurses to listen to this shit and "im not crazy!! i dont have schitzophrenia!!"

  • you are mad and go catch ur self an alien !! haha!!

  • I was going along with it until this guy mentioned hilary clinton and how awesome she was, he's obviously smoking crack........and pod people? catching aliens? look dude aliens aren't like rabbits you can't just go around "catching aliens".........your smoking crack

  • That's not true, Nostradamus said 2000 will be the end of the world, well I am alive.

  • Look, I'm as open minded as the next guy...BUT....POD PEOPLE?....geez....

  • jesus sucks moses balls for life

  • I think this guy is high on something. Thumbs up if you think so!

  • It's not #Mo-haw-mad#. It's Muhammad. I do not connect 'dawts'. Try 'dots' with a short 'o'.

    'Put pills at you'?

    'Antar-tic'? Try 'ant arCtic.'

    'Obawmaw'

    Aliens? please be on your aliens' menu. But the will have 'mow-ral' authority.

    Just who are you? No matter. There should be a law againsdt you.

    Just too boring! mega yawn.

  • if there's another country wants to rule the world then there's another world war coming,as what the holy bible say's ''THY WILL BE DONE..'' i think for me if there is a country or countries will declare war into another country i think that country or countries don't have baby's child and children and the worse is this country and countries don't have in their mind &soul the god ''THE ONLY LIVING GOD''. it is ok and fine 4us if all older people in this world wil die just dont those little one..

  • @jasperangel That comment makes little if any sense. I'm guessing that English isn't your native language?

  • the new city thing, he was talking about NAPLES.

  • Are you just an idiot?

    

  • Something in this video is not right. People should NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO. I rebuke this video in the name of Jesus Christ.

  • Fuck man this guy goes way off on some retarded tangents. seriously? Aliens bbq'ing us? Kiss my ass.

  • I fully agree, what a moron!!!

    

  • This guys an idiot

  • can you site some sources on electrons turning into demons?

    so aliens from a far distance across the universe with their own evolutionary construction from the elements available and constructing them on a world different from earth are going to eat us? like our elemental components and structures are their idea of a big mac? Do you really feel that we need some deus ex machina to come and tell us how to behave?

    when exactly during the opening of the mind process did your brains fall out?

  • Hillary is a globalist SCUM... Your a fucking IDIOT..

  • stop drugs....

    

  • You're really funny! You invent words like "substenance." Maybe you meant "sustenance." When was the single time that Hillary told the truth" Maybe, you meant Hillary's words compared to the words of Obama are "less of a lie," but both words are lies. It is the same as voting for the "lesser evil;" the truth is still there, both are evils!!!

  • lol is this a joke....ima bring an alien 2 a bbq 2morro :D... keep an eye on em ...be watching.. lmaoooo

  • "I'm going to capture me an alien", yeah, that just ruined the video.

  • Nostradamus was ambiguous. Yes there are prophets, hidden prophets.

  • he an alien

    

  • This guy's quite odd....watch out for PODS or just Catch and alien by the toe

  • we just pray.......only god knows what exactly happened......

  • holy crap, seriously buddy, you were doing pretty good until you started raving about hilary clinton.

  • damn u naustradamnus!

  • They are 11 Dark Gods, and they are not from any planet.. they are ANTI-COSMIC GODS 21.12.2012 --- 2+1+1+2+2+0+1+2 = 11 That 11 Gods are Liber Azerate - the Black Dragon of Chaos... BOOM 2012 is the Year of the Dragon..... HAIL SATAN!!! FUCK JESUS CHRIST!!!

  • @hypocrisy90 oh! I have never seen such idiot like u!!! u and ur 12 gods including ur satan going to burn in hell very very soon! just wait!!!

  • Ok, the "taking aliens to dinner" bit destroyed this for me.

  • @3987234 I will create my own hell... and the Dark Gods are 11... Liber AZERATE THE BLACK DRAGON OF CHAOS, 2012 is the year of the Dragon...21.12.2012 2+1+1+2+2+0+1+2=11

    Hah gues which power is stronger, the ULTIMATE ACASUAL BLACK FLAME or your god's power of fuckin love... Fuck you never read mythology... How do you mean that egyptians discovered the Black Hole... Portal to Khaos.. The Gate of the Gods... XEPER-I-SET!!! YOU ARE DEAD!!!

  • no wtf nostradamus said that around 2012 was mans golden age

  • I was interested until you started talking about inviting aleins to dinner and pod people. So it is safe to say you are just another complete phsyco nutter who needs there head examined. Ps tell me when you capture an alein.

  • Nostradamus is not a prophet!! Don't compare him with prophet Mohammed who was selected by God to deliver a new religion. They aren't on the same par or even close

  • @xpinksweetcheeksx Nostradamus was at least real.

  • OH BY THE WAY YOU ARE TOTAL MORON ...HILARY IS ILLUMINATI BITCH AND SHE IS MUCH BIGGER PROBLEM TO OUR NATION THEN ANY HUMAN EATING ALIEN.THEY EAT WHEN HUNGRY ,BUT SHE KILLS PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD WHENEVER SHE PLEASED

  • SO YOU COULD HAVE SIMPLIFIED YOUR VIDEO ..BY ONLY SAYING NE SENTENCE WE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

  • nostradamus: predictions rather than prophecies...

    maybe john lennon was a prophet...??? a "21st century prophet"! what did he preach?... peace, love, etc..

    there are too many contradictions and inconsistencies here.

    hey guy who made this video, make sure the alien doesn't capture you first. why would you try to capture an alien. that is a hostile act. they might not like that.

    funny/weird video, but that's why i like youtube!!!

    oprah and dr. phil are aliens!! :P

    can i get a thumbs up!!

  • Be serious. Nostradamus is not a prophet. He made mistakes, already when he was alive he did false predictions. A prophet is never wrong!!! Furthermore keep this rubbish for yourself!

  • the bible tells it all. lies and confusion is being told to poeple want answers to question because of the sins of their fathers. so do not look to prophets or church. just be honest with your self, and face the real truth of things facts..THE IS BULLSHIT. LOL. DEMON IN EVERY WAY.. BUT TRUTH. PEACE..

  • You're going to capture an alien eh? And I'm sure you weren't talking about Mexicans, yes? All kidding aside, speaking about being on the watch for extraterrestrials with their moral and scientific superiority fits in with the warning we find in the scriptures with those who will be deceived by the great "lie".

  • This is exactly what kind of stuff u talk about when u hit a line of pure COLOMBIANA homie, i could dig it tho, oh u lucky sun of a gun, i dont hate u tho bro its all good

  • I'm in the serious part of youtube again...

  • So this means Don Johnson isn't a prophet?? What! No! :D

  • Is this a joke? as this done by SNL?

  • Dude you are not a prophet, A prophet of God is some 1 who God has chosen to give the Jews, a message...Prophecy doesn't predict the future, it is simply, History written in advance, spoken by God to his people of the Old Testament...

  • only GOD knows when and how will the world end!!

  • We survived 9/11, 11/11/11, 6/6/6, 9/9/9, y2k, swine flu, BIRD flu so 2012? Seriously? Bright it on, I'll be sitting here on December 22nd, 2012 wondering why nothing happened

  • JCVdude Trying to watch and absorb what is in your video is tough. My problem is I am trying to read the script in the video, and all the while your speaking. I find it hard to read and understand while your talking and talking..One distracts from the other.

  • I've got an alien in my basement

  • you freakin idiot

  • This motherfucker is a joke! He had me at the beginning, but telling me towards the end on how these aliens r beings to be embraced is just propaganda to automatically put us on their menu when they arrive..well YOU can be their appetizer and MY 12gauge will be their entree

  • his voice is so annoying -_-

  • @Nelson4JesusChrist

    im with you bro. But yeah everybody got their own explanation for this things. Maybe GOD is doing this to all of us to believe that the world is "really" gunna end by 2012, maybe he is giving us a chance to repent and stop the wars and everything. But who knows, it might took us by surprise.

  • I hope and pray you may come to know the truth, as to who Jesus is. You need Jesus Christ. You will see. God help you.

  • nostradamus said the world would end in 1984, and 1992, oh, and in 1999, and, oh yea, 2000,

  • i just wasted 8:01 of my life. @JVCdude stop talking bxxxxxxks and start reading the bible.

  • .....Welcome.....To......Neuro­naluniverse......

  • WTF!!!

  • Crazy ass mother fucker

  • The producer of this video talked more about aliens and moral authority than he did about the title of the video, which is Nostradamus 2012 prophecy. I am very disappointed and that's my moral authority!

  • how do you know that Jesus was the real person..Where is historical document u will confirm that Jesus was real person.

  • Ok Harold Camping. Listen DOOMSDAYERS, I want you all to take down these stupid videos when 2012 passes if you have any sense of integrity left. Jesus clearly explained "NO ONE knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Only the Father knows.""For false messiahs and false prophets will rise up ... so as to deceive, if possible, even God’s chosen ones. See, I have warned you about this ahead of time."(Matthew 24:24, 25, 36 NLT) So ple

  • Look, I follow a strict policy of being open minded about EVERYTHING. Which means I will list to anybodies opinion because the more angles of perception you use, the clearer the truth is to see. But you seriously need to edit out the crap at the end about 'I am catching an Alien'. SERIOUSLY, that is the dumbest freaking thing I have heard this week.

  • Nostradamus was a Black man.

    Edomites love to re-write history to give themselves a prominent place.

    btw, the Messiah ( his name is not Jesus) was a Black man.

  • @grossda410

    nostradamus was black are you kidding me, and plz do tell the name of Messiah could it be YESHUA HAMASHIACH

  • too much babblin' -- just get to the facts without pontificating so much! Geez!

  • Sorry but this is Bullshit, Nostrodamus said that AD 2000 - 4000 is the Age of Aquarius in which There will Be Peace , Union and Change,Nostrodamus said that the world will end during the age of Capricon A.D 4000 - 6000 Precisly at A.D 3797

    Even of which Humans will Live On till The age of Sagittarus A.D 6000 - 8000

    "Estates ansd offices (That were) low (are) high those high( made) very low.

    to prepare for a journey torments the (first)child.

    War to cease, civil process, debates "

    (C9 Q66)

  • watch the video and MUTE it much better!

  • i was born in 1974...37 years old now...when i was in kindergarten im drawing aerial view of a warzone,in a rectangular shaped transparent plastic i taped a jeep with a machinegun mounted.and i moved the jeep around the warzone....i said sumday..there will be games like these...

  • @len59356

    Go back to that moment in your life and try to remember your parents, gardians, and or keepers, and think about what they were trying to tell you in the real world that day.

  • OH NOES! OPRAH NOT PROPHET? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES!

    The higher the 'IQ' the more people can connect the dots. Maya never said the World wil end, just the world as we know it will change and we will have to change, too.

  • THIS IS REAL PEOPLE DO YOUR RESERCH !!!!!!

  • Is the earth really coming to an end in 2012.

  • @romaderuyter not end but there will be interesting and dangerous things all over the world--there is UFO Blue Beam games for 2012 by Anti Christ and his teams-massons

  • ok dude! I'll wait for the alien!

    ssshhhh

  • boring

  • check out !!! Obama time travels to see JFK

  • aliens really exist in the earth with us they can see us but we cant see them in their orignal forms but god give them a favor they can show themselves same us they are the ginns they eat charcoal

  • "Intuition is a sacred gift and the rational mind a faithful servant. We have created a society that does the servant but has forgotten the gift." Your intuition is always right, your mind will always be right, even if it costs you your life "In other words, see and hear silence? WW3 will come and end in the sky signal sattelite confused''

  • Google Homeless Christ.  There you'll find a living prophet

  • where can i get the book??? i want to read it!!

  • The man talking, very emotionally unbalanced .....

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  • Nostradamus is from the future and he used time machine to travel through times then listed all the events.

  • GOD tells me to tell you what is to happen will happen and the words are written in the book of the universe : OSAMA BIN LADEN = OBAMA IS IN ALL END ./ BARACK HUSEIN OBAMA = A BOMB CRACK IN USA,ASHE ./ SARAH PALIN = PLAIN SAHARA . Open your eys and read it - what's to be to be .

  • Nope, no prophets anymore.

  • 817 people think Oprah is a prophet

  • oh look mum im connecting dots and it turned out to be a ducky.... 

  • as a Muslims and believer we should believ in the day of judgment but we should not believe in the correct date and time if some one is calming since the correct time and date no one know except Allah or god. even any messenger can not give exact date. if even some one more insist a Muslim should reply god know we don`t the best answer. yes it is possible some big event could be happened in 2012 depending on scientific research but since not god.

  • omg what a retard... start taking the fuckin pills and stop spamming videos on youtube u moron

  • What are u on about? I'm not applying for oxford university here idiot if I wanted spelling lessons I'd ask for it and as for ur size wer all the same height lying down go teach somewhere else this is YouTube not a fuckin classroom and fuck the Germans no1 asked for ur help u started ur own shit

  • @friedrick66 kiss my Irish arse b4 I rape u how bout that? Muppet

  • @Kevin1916bourke come back when you can write your own language properly. i love ireland by the way but i gues i will not love you. and you would have no chance to rape me, 2 meters and 132 kilograms -haha, would be a pleasure to rip your irish nuts out.... iknow what you mean with 1916, (don´t forrget the german assistance) my favourite song at the moment is "grace".. ("they´ll take me out at dawn and i will die")

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  • @Kevin1916bourke finally let me tell you how hard it is to understand that someone like you feels such a hatred against a person that has a different opinion and that his only way to express himself is to abuse him (=me). you seem to have justenough "intelligent" to find your way to the pub, and this might result from drinking similar amounts of alcohol as your idol. please, only write back if you can express yourself on a comparable level in german, spare me of your mental shit

  • This dude is on something!!!

  • whoa..... dude slow down. your biggest concern is what to feed pod people? life must be good.... because there isn't dope good enough to get me to your level.

  • mrnogood is a prophet. Who is mr.nogood. If you don't know that's ok. if you know that's good too.

  • First destructive solar flare was recorded in 1859. Telegraph poles were on fire and telegraph network were down. After careful study, next event was already foreseen with 90% life wipe out but Scientists coded the actual date in Religious way to prevent people from panicking (late 19th century). Michael the Archangel was the key where he defeated Satan and save the Earth from burning in Hell. 2012 - 1859 = 153.

    Search 153 that relates "Michael the Archangel" in Google. You'll be surprised.

  • @pogpog28 you poor i****, you forgot that the numbering of the years is totally arbitrary, and therefore amy mathematical operation leads you to nonsense. and you forgot that earlier methods of calendars were mistakeful, ao that there is a difference of some years betrween the old counting and the corrected modern methods. see the russian calender which is several days different from ours, that´s why they have christmas in january... oh your poor fool.

  • @pogpog28 poor idiot: no one can see the future because there is nothing like that. it is only in human´heads: and i can tell you why: there are repeating things like day and night,, like seasons or moon phases. and as they come regularly because of physical laws we recognize. but that is not knowing future.it´s just an imagination, we are able to do this because we are intelligent. animals have no future, they live in a permanent "now". and past is only remembering in our heads. no men-no past

  • @friederich66 hehehe, just playing some mind boggling foolishness my friend. You know Youtube..not every clip with regards to any future/upcoming cataclysmic events are true. If they know how to fake it, well guess what Youtubers can do. Anyway, one can see the future if human abuses something. That's the truth. We can't change the past but we can definitely change the future. Peace Yo! ^_^

  • @pogpog28 oh well, you tricked me. but no wonder: if you read all this shit on youtube, you will believe every comment is meant seriously. i had no idea that you meant to fool people.... i agree, we cannot change the past. but can we change the future? and how can we know we changed it? we have no chance to compare... imagine a future teller tells you you will have an accident at 12 tomorrow. you stay at home, no accident, so what did he tell? knowing the future means "destroying" it. paradoxon

  • @drwho do some homework b4 u go on about your "god" there is no god there was just the dark ages that tortured and killed thousands of people to put fear into them so they would believe in a god to justify what they did and to gain wealth, they exploited a myth

  • @Kevin1916bourke =before you.... how about not writing such a shit as "b4 u" i call that raping one´s language

  • You need help brother, seriously, alien bbqs? Pod people? Ur not a prophet 2012 will not be the end of the world, myan calendar simply ends because the age of peices ends it's astrology, same as Jesus and all the other false gods before him all end at the end of an age of an astrology age

  • @Kevin1916bourke you even can´use the apostrophe correctly. its = it is. you mean "its" which is a possessive pronoun like "his" or "hers".  how shameful to need and get lessons in one´s own language from an "alien"...

    (yes i know, you will rape me...)

  • @Kevin1916bourke sorry, had a problem with my own apostrophes...

    corrected: you even can´t use the apostrophe correctly. it´s = it is. (shit happens....)

  • btw, there has always been: famine, Death, Plague, "emerging viruses and bacteria", earthquakes, floods, meteors, and volcanoes...go to school man, its all in the books, not on the net.

  • lol this guy makes me laugh :) he simpled himself down...hahahhaha

  • i think you should continue the pills

  • they were trying to give you pills for a reason dude....

  • this men was the biggest liar in the world!

  • justice party UK have blown lid off the myth, the world will end in December 2012.

  • What makes you think that end of the mayan calender offers armageddon? The Spaniards did come and annihilation them all. The Ice fields? where did that water come from in the first place, water doesn't just happen it was here before, it has been frozen, and has been melted before. Please get the fuck out with your apocalyptic bullshit. Did you take your physics? We aren't making bigger cars, we're downsizing. and you speak for yourself in america.

  • This guy is retarded. If you guys want to know what is really gonna happen in 2012 search "David Wilcock Enigma 2012". DONT BE MISIMFORMED! There are aliens out there, there has been for THOUSANDS of years and we aren't from what he calls "Pod People". The Lyrans from Lyra are our common ancestors. So to speak.

  • @StevieHification Calling him a retard, is not a very smart way to convince people to look into the stuff you believe in. Do you know that most of the greatest geniuses of today, don't speak normal like the rest of us?

  • @StevieHification please notice: ther is nothing like "future" no firm fate that comes to you without the chance of averting. future is only in your head, because we know there are constantly repeating processes like seasons and moon phases. you can predict the next one, for example you can predict the next morning. but that is not kn owing future. it´s only physics of repeating events. future is an imagination, like creating s novel. the hobbits do not exist, but someone "created" them. OK?

  • Haha. Stupid christian/catholics.

  • Mark of the Beast is the Hexagram (Seal of Solomon, six pointed star)

    Name of a man = Solomon

    Number of its name = 666 talents of gold collected by solomon in one year

    Three pairs of triangles with their apexes touching. Each pair collectively represents the number 6, which qualifies the whole symbol as a graphical representation of 666

  • not even the angels in heaven know.

    I shall come like a theif in the night

    might be the day before or the day after. but, these people have no idea, only JESUS KNOWS.

  • I believe that once the planets align in 2012, a conduit will open for space travel. I believe the antichrist will be of alien origion "they have no knowlege of God". The gravitational pull of the sun the planets etc as they line up will lead to a way for the Antichrist to be able to travel from the center of the universe to us.

  • @vmorgan7727 poor idiot: the mass of the sun is a thousand times bigger than the mass of all planets together. let´s say you are 60 kilograms. then the effect of a comparable object is like a 60 gram chocolate bar in 2 kilometers distance. wht effect do you think this has? would that piece of chocolate pull you out of balance

    how about a bet: if the 22nd december 2012 is dawning: you owe me 1.000 dollars. if your belief is firm you should go the risk, i will give you 1.000 when the world ended..

  • Let me just clarify that Jesus was not 'just a prophet' but God in the flesh who died and rose again to life and will return again...soon....all those other 'guys' were merely 'prophets' who died and are still dead. Jesus words of what the world would be like just before His return are being fulfilled now. 'Aliens' are not what we're led to believe. They 'appeared' once before to mislead man away from the one true God and they are doing the same thing again today.

  • @drwho534 jesus was just a man, and there is no god except in your imagination. you need a god because you are permanent child and cannot live without a father. if there really was a god this world would look different: better. what a god that made creatures just to let him suffer... and there is no life after death as there was nno life before death: life is only between birth and death. you just stop to exist. it doesn´t even get dark, becouse you would need a consciuosness to realize darkness

  • @drwho534 and who created the aliens? must have be your god. and why did he creatze one race to mislead another, namely us? no god, if one existed would do trhat crazy stupid foolish things. i think you have your head only to prevent raindrops from falling in your neck.....

  • hey man why did you mark the second and third part of my posting as spam? i bet you just saw 3 entries and assumed it was 3 times the same. but it is 3 parts, and you can only understand what i mean when you read itcompletely.

    but i guess you don´t want to read evidence that no one can tell the future because "future" simply doesn´t exist and therefore can never be predichted. it´s just that humans have the ability of imaginativeness. some things happen periodically, so we can "predict" them

  • this intro made me laugh so hard that i gaged.

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  • I love this guy ! I gonna catch me an alien ! Watch !

    That made my day ! Next video , what if mexicans are really aliens ? They will soon b the majority in the USA. What if ? Just imagine , wee have been calling them aliens , and what if ? That would b funny.

  • how can you hear someone in a video and read everything at the same time and miss nothing? can someone tell me? just asking

  • hahaha good joke man. I had a good laugh with this one lol

  • Jesus was God in the flesh and not a phrophet!

  • I'm going to find me an alien too.

  • This is the MOST irritating video!!!! The MOST irritating voice!!!!

  • what an absolute pile of shit. l.o.l.

  • I really love the parody style this guy brings to the "end of the world" scenario, wether it comes in the form of an Antichrist, global warming, solar flairs or alien invasion, the signs written about in prophecy are in fact coming to life in front of our very eyes, and even without a religious train of thought and just scientific, the chances of human survival and looking worse by the day. what will human race do when they contaminate the last resources of this planet? scientists predict that

  • Nostradamus must have read the bronze book of briton as his story is nearly the same about the destroyer and the king of terror coming with his host and about a moon falling

  • end of world:3797

  • @secret19ify lol the 2nd of March specifically about 09:57 am

  • this is shit i mean jesus was a messiah not a prorhet

  • DID U CATCH IT YET?;D

  • he talk about hister thats a river

  • have you caught one yet?

  • your voice gives me a headache.

  • What nonsense! Too bad that there are people that think this way. Take an alien to dinner or barbecue and keep an eye on them? Really?! You need more than pills to help you (narator). Simplifying IS dumbing down so that you can become like sheep. Follow without questioning. Wow...I think he's already a POD !

  • Tkis is a very big fake

  • how is catching u an alien? being morally correct???? if anything its u they should be wary of and keep an eye on..........

  • this dude is crazy as fuck lol greet them greet them take them to dinner barbeque wtf bro taylor gang

  • Here is how i will survive 2012 Lady Gaga n her iluminatis are originally from Planet Nibiru the planet that is coming soon Lady Gaga has been waiting for that planet to come since she was 10 years old thats why she decided to make lots of money to make her private space ship n leave unnotice to her planet n i will be on that spaceship bye bye earth

  • this is bull

  • wrong, wrong wrong. many lies. First you say aliens may want to kill us but we should be inviting? and then adopt their ways after also making a statement refering to them as Ets or Demons interchangeably? Dont trust your information from one source get to know the details yourself so you wouldn't have to be lied to.

  • I agree with simplifying life to focus on the things that are more important. And I think all the answers we seek are within our own spirit. We need to know how to get into it. We need to use or peniel gland which white society known about for years and is heighten by sunlight

  • We call Nastradmus a prophet and he lied 35% of the time ! Jesus said if a prophet lies one time, you should run from him ! To be a prophet you should be right 100% of the time. Nastradmus lied or was wrong 35% of the time or 97 times. If you can write enough prediction, you could be right 65% of the time by accident.

    Also Jesus said no one will know the future ! Believe Jesus or Nastradmus and you can only pick one ?

    Jehovah Witness church tells of the planet Nibiru, home of Jesus !

  • Your spelling sucks, Elroy.

  • I've read about Nostradamus, often miss quoted and wrong many times. his work can be read into on many levels. just like your star signs in the paper.

    cleaver guy though.