He and other Word of Faith "preachers" are the face of 'Christian' TV today. No wonder 'the world' thinks Christians are a farce. Which brings us to the point of While he strokes the ears of those who lines his pockets with money, how many lost people is he turning away, due to his false teachings? How many people are being led down the path to a false salvation? He'd better live his 'best life now' because he will be called to answer for the souls he led astray.
Preach the word; be prepared in season and out of season; correct, rebuke and encourage—with great patience and careful instruction. For the time will come when people will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear. They will turn their ears away from the truth and turn aside to myths.
@Rylucero Talk about your Psalms, Talk about your Austin 3:16, John 3:16 says Jesus can save your ass. That's the bottom line cause Heavenly Father said so!
O spiritually dead ones, the scriptures speak to you, who are disobedient, who are stiff-necked, who are vain, who are pursers of carnality, not pursers of God.” That this is a rebellious people, lying children, children that will not hear the law of the LORD. Isaiah 30-9, The prophets prophesy lies, the priests rule by their own authority, and my people love it this way. But what will you do in the end?” Jeremiah 5:31
O spiritually dead ones, scripture speaks much to the wisdom of fools, “Wisdom resteth in the heart of him that hath understanding: but that which is in the midst of fools is made known. Proverbs 14:33, As a thorn goeth up into the hand of a drunkard, so is a parable in the mouths of fools. Proverbs 26:9 Judgments are prepared for scorners and stripes for the back of fools. Proverbs 19:29 A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. “Proverbs 26:3
O spiritually dead ones, scripture speaks much to the deceitfulness from the mouth of a fool, “The legs of the lame are not equal: so is a parable in the mouth of fools. Proverbs 26:7 A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes. Proverbs 18:6 A fool's mouth is his destruction, and his lips are the snare of his soul. A fool's mouth is his destruction, and his lips are the snare of his soul. “Proverbs 18:7
O spiritually dead ones, scripture speaks much to the folly of the fool, “The wisdom of the prudent is to understand his way: but the folly of fools is deceit. Proverbs 14:8 The crown of the wise is their riches: but the foolishness of fools is folly. Proverbs 14:24 Wisdom resteth in the heart of him that hath understanding: but that which is in the midst of fools is made known.” Proverbs14:33
O spiritually dead ones, scripture speaks much to the fool who hateth knowledge, “The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge, but fools despise wisdom and instruction Proverbs 1:7, How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge?” Proverbs 1:22 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction .”Proverbs 1:7
O spiritually dead ones, scripture speaks much to these abominations of deceit, who have no regard nor desire for truth, “The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul: but it is abomination to fools to depart from evil. Proverbs 13:19 He that walketh with wise men shall be wise: but a companion of fools shall be destroyed. Proverbs 13:20 The wisdom of the prudent is to understand his way: but the folly of fools is deceit. “Proverbs 14:8
O spiritually dead ones, scripture speaks to the heart that purseth foolishness, “Understanding is a wellspring of life unto him that hath it: but the instruction of fools is folly “Proverbs 16:22 “The lips of the righteous feed many: but fools die for want of wisdom. Proverbs 10:21 A prudent man concealeth knowledge: but the heart of fools proclaimeth foolishness Proverbs 12:23, A fool's mouth is his destruction, and his lips are the snare of his soul.” Proverbs 18:7
O spiritually dead ones, scripture speak much to parables spoken by fools, “The legs of the lame are not equal: so is a parable in the mouth of fools. Proverbs 26:7 As a thorn goeth up into the hand of a drunkard, so is a parable in the mouths of fools Proverbs 26:9, The heart of him that hath understanding seeketh knowledge: but the mouth of fools feedeth on foolishness. Proverbs 15.A fool's wrath is presently known, but a prudent man covereth shame” Proverbs 12:16
O spiritually dead ones, scripture speaks much to those who lips speak perversely, “Put away from thee a froward mouth, and perverse lips put far from thee. Proverbs 4:24 He that hath a froward heart findeth no good: and he that hath a perverse tongue falleth into mischief Proverbs 17:20 Better is the poor that walketh in his integrity, than he that is perverse in his lips, and is a fool “Proverbs 19:1
"Friends, do you have unsightly brown stains on your teeth caused by a constant sh*t-eating grin? Then send $99.95 to me, Joel Osteen for the teeth whitening strips guaranteed to get you into Heaven. Thank you and God Bless.
Osteen on O'Reilly was asked if he believed if Jesus was the way, the truth & the life, the only way to God. Osteen ignored the ?-? , saying he doesn't get into that. Indicative of his broad positive approach that attracts the masses. A pastor is called to feed the flock the whole counsel of God- from Genesis to Revelation. People interpret his soft-spoken manner as exhibiting a Christ-like spirit & ignore the non-Biblical content traded in for a motivational spiritual pep talk !
It's a mockery of the Christian pulpit - what good is beautiful teeth when your soul is on the way to hell because of a sinful lifestyle? oooo the H word ..nobody likes to teach of that place anymore! Jesus had more references about Hell than he did Heaven! Nevertheless unless we repent we shall all perish. But how?
Just lift up your voice to heaven, raise your hands and tell God you are a no good dirty skunk (and mean it) and say please forgive me --and HE WILL and obey verse Acts 2:38
The quotable false prophet and teacher Joel Osteen, “As long as you can’t imagine it, as long as you can’t see it, then it is not going to happen for you. The man correctly realized that his own thoughts and attitudes were condemning him to mediocrity. He determined then and there to start believing better of himself, and believing better of God.” It’s the same way with us. We have to conceive it on the inside before we’re ever going to receive it on the outside.
The quotable false prophet Joel Osteen, If you don’t think you can have something good, then you never will. The barrier is in your mind. It’s not God’s lack of resources or your lack of talent that prevents you from prospering. Your own wrong thinking can keep you from God’s best. ”Joel Osteen is discussing vision and says to Joyce Meyer “If you don’t have it on the inside it wont’ come to pass on the outside” When you make those declarations of faith, you are charging the atmosphere.
The quotable false prophet and false teacher Joel Osteen, And your own words can help to bring it to pass. That is why we should get into the habit of every day consistently speaking God's favor over our lives” You can cancel out God's plan by speaking negative words. God works by laws” “Your circumstances will line up with your words.” “Words are like seeds, they have creative power.” “The more you talk about it the more you call it in.” “Your words will give life to what you are saying.”
The quotable false prophet Joel Osteen, “You can change your world by simply changing your words.” You can use your words to bless your life or curse your life” “Start calling in victory. Start calling in divine health. Start calling in abundance. You can prophesize your future.” “If you wanna know where you'll be five years from now listen to what you are saying.” “Our words will become a self-fulfilling prophecy.” “With our words we can predict our future. We can prophesize our future”
So you have to be unpopular, piss poor, not have a good job, not be respected by other people at all, just to be characterized as a Christian? Sounds carnal in a sense to me. Maybe I need to give away my laptop, quit the job God blessed me with, maybe that'll be the sign of me being more holier than people...smh...
your so wrong, rylucero god uses people like joel oesteen as an ambassador for the Lord Jesus Christ to preach life, truth, and encouragement into our lives not just condemnation and eternal torment.
@zeqdry Are you sure Joel Osteen is an ambassador of Christ?And that he's preaching life and truth?ARE YOU KIDDING ME?READ AND STUDY THE BIBLE SO YOU WILL KNOW WHAT THE GOSPEL IS ALL ABOUT.AND STUDY THE LIFE AND DEATH OF THE DISCIPLES AND APOSTLES AND COMPARE IT TO JOEL'S.FURTHERMORE,YOU BETTER STUDY CHRISTIAN HISTORY.JOEL DID NOT TAUGHT YOU THESE,I'M SURE.
@zeqdry Joel,before you tell people how to be good fathers and mothers,how to live victorious lives,how to be a champion or a winner,how to win over their habits,how to think positively,how to be successful in their respective careers and professions,they first need to hear the whole truth of the Gospel.They need to see themselves as spiritually dead lost sinners.Without them hearing the gospel,you’ve done no good to them.They are still marching off a cliff towards hell.
The quotable false Prophet Joel Osteen, Many of you today know this, you believe it down here in your heart. But the reason that you're not experiencing as much as you should is because you're not declaring it. You've got to give life to your faith by speaking it out. Your words have creative power. When you go around saying, 'I have favor, people want to be good to me and supernatural doors are opening.' This form of decreeing and affirmation is demonic in nature.
The quotable false Prophet Joel Osteen, “I believe one of the main ways that we grow in favor is by declaring it. It’s not enough to just read it it’s not enough to just believe it. You’ve got to speak it out. Your words have creative power. And one of the primary ways we release our faith is through our words. And there is a divine connection between you declaring God’s favor and you seeing God’s favor manifest in your life. You’ve got to give life to your faith by speaking it out.”
The quotable false Prophet Joel Osteen “There’s power in what you visualize,” “take a few moments each day to visualize things you want in your life so God can bring them to pass He then tells a story about a coach and his team “Close your eyes and envision winning the game”, “they produced exactly what they saw.” You must conceive it in your heart and mind before you can receive it.” This form of Creative Visualization is nothing more than an occultic technique.
The quotable false Prophet Joel Osteen speaks,” Joel that sounds like wishful thinking. No, that's using your words to create what you need. You can cancel out God's best plan by speaking negative words. You can change your world by simply changing your words. You can use words to bless your life or curse your life. Start calling in victory. Start calling in divine health. Start calling in abundance. You can prophesize your future.You may have sickness in your body; you need to call in health.”
The quotable false Prophet Joel speaks, “You may be in debt, you need to boldly say that you are the head and not the tail. You need to declare good things over your life. If you wanna know where you'll be five years from now, listen to what you are saying. Your circumstances will line up with your words. Words are like seeds, they have creative power. Fear is a force just like faith is a force." This is another gospel that argues that we can create our own realities through vain repetition.
I LOVE THIS VIDEO!!! I never can stop laughing over it.
But seriously, I don't care what you butt heads think about him. Belive what you want. Its not my choice, and I don't controle your mind. But his messages in both the TV and in his books have really put some posititive light in my life. I have thought of him as a hero of mine along side my favorit Christan Singer Steven Curtis Chapman.
Prophets have been called by God to speak for Him and to be His messenger. God speaks to these men who are commanded to reveal to mankind His plan of salvation, His will, His character, and His truth. A prophet testifies of Jesus Christ as the Son of God, that He died for our sins, they preach of repentance, condemnation, judgment, sin, and eternal torment. These are the things that prophets of God do, but that Joel Osteen as a false prophet does not.
The quotable false Prophet Joel Osteen on Larry King Live, King asks Joel, What if you're Jewish or Muslim, you don't accept Christ at all? Osteen then responds, you know, I'm very careful about saying who would and wouldn't go to heaven. I don't know. Joel Osteen by his very words denies that acceptance of Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior is the only way that salvation is possible for the unbeliever.
The quotable false Prophet Joel Osteen on Larry King Live, King asks Joel, if you believe you have to believe in Christ? They're wrong, aren't they? Osteen then responds, Well, I don't know if I believe they're wrong. But I just think that only God will judge a person's heart. I spent a lot of time in India with my father. I don't know all about their religion. But I know they love God. Joel by his own ignorance or deceit equates the god(s) of Hinduism with that of the Lord Jesus Christ!
The quotable false Prophet Joel Osteen on Larry King Live, King asks Joel, how about issues that the church has feelings about? Abortion? Same-sex marriages? Osteen responds, Yeah. You know what, Larry? I don't go there. King asks, you don't call them sinners? Osteen responds, I don't. King later asks, is that a word you don't use? Osteen responds back, I don't use it.. Although, Joel doesnt use it, the word "sin" appears in the King James Version of the Bible hundreds of times!
@BuddhaBoyVideos Joel Osteen is not a man of God. I highly doubt Jesus would approve of people like him as I doubt Jesus would approve of people like Pat Robertson, James Dobson, John Hagee, etc. They are not after your salvation; they are after your wallet.
@BuddhaBoyVideos I think Osteen's message is very destructive in a way. This whole "thinking positively" that he preaches makes people think they don't have to make a change to their society, only to their mindsets. Could you imagine if the slaves thought like that? They would have never wanted to be free, they only would have been more positive about their conditions. A youtuber, Mr1001nights, has a good video talking about this stuff that features a clip from Osteen.
Joel Osteen uses as do many false prophets an array of false doctrines that are extra-biblical, unbiblical or antibiblical such as almost a total disregard or absence of the consequences of sin and eternal damnation. I pray that those who are being deceived are given Spiritual Gifts, such as Discernment, Spiritual Wisdom and Spiritual Knowledge so they may not be mislead by these charlatans. Praise be to God and may God Strongly Rebuke the False Teachers! Amen
oh you know because you've have been to lakewood right ??? oh wait i bet you haven't been to lakewood. so if joel osteen was a false prophets why is God blessing him? so if the consequence is having 13,000 people and him leading them to christ thats a sin??? oh wait no?
@lavadoraautomatica1 True prophets of God will seek God’s will without compromise, they will have no desire to conform to the expectations of people, nor will they seek worldly admiration or respect, but will be hated by this world. They will speak of wickedness and deceit and warn those who are perishing of this evil. If ye were of the world, the world would love his own, but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you. John 15:19.
@lavadoraautomatica1 The vanity of men who heed not the truth, for they have become wise in their own eyes, who claim to be followers of Jesus Christ, who claim to be called to speak for God and be His messenger, yet who teach doctrines taught by devils, who declare many false prophecies, as well as announce many false healing, and yet are defended by men. God will speak to the hearts of men concerning delusion and salvation but disobedient men will have no desire to listen.
@lavadoraautomatica1 since when has how much money or how many people go to your church determine if a person is blessed or if they are really teaching the Bible? Maybe he is so popular because he is tickling ears, eh? I'd venture to say that is exactly why he is so popular. Jesus was never popular; he was RIGHT and it cost him his life. I'd rather be right than popular and parading people right to the gates of hell. WE NEED TO PRAY FOR JOEL!!!
@Rylucero niv: Mark 9:38 “Teacher,” said John, “we saw a man driving out demons in your name and we told him to stop, because he was not one of us.”
39“Do not stop him,” Jesus said. “No one who does a miracle in my name can in the next moment say anything bad about me, 40for whoever is not against us is for us. 41I tell you the truth, anyone who gives you a cup of water in my name because you belong to Christ will certainly not lose his reward.
God didn't create you to have average teeth... But there's a problem with this. You can't have victorious teeth and mediocre breath... Maybe we need Victoria Osteen's Love Your Breath mouthwash...
That is exactly what they want you to think. Who cares there are toxins damaging the body and mind. Sounds like yours is not worth saving anyway. So in your case, I could not agree with you more. You should take a double dose three times a day and get it over with.
Religion is for money and to control the sheeples. I also know there is a wonderful, eternal, spiritual after life as I have died before (NDE) and have seen the wonderful other side. The prime creator made our souls. We are eternal spiritual beings having a human experience. Yoshua Ben Yosef (Jesus) gave good advice, but man wrote and made the bible (fantasy stories) up. Not Yoshua.
This is to die for!!!! I have always loved Joe and his messages, but when I saw this I fell off my seat, I was laughing so hard. Logan...seriously dude. You NEED to make more scetches like this more often, bc THAT my friend was ingeniouse! Who was that that portraid Joel anyway???
No not funny,it's perfect,what ever joel calls himself he does not preach the God of the Bible,he preacher's the god that he has made up in his own mind. The true God isn't about us it is about God's Glory,it's all about God,not what you can get from Him,its about what you can do to serve Him and His Kingdom.but if you want what joel wants,and it sounds like you do then follow him and end up in Hell.
first of all,I dont even watch joel,but I know he is a man of god,its not my place to judge joel how about praying for him instead of saying whos going to hell and who isnt.NOT YOUR PLACE TO SAY WHO GOES TO HELL..
joel is a man of some "god" not the God of Israel whom is Jesus Christ. I will pray for you,that He give's you discernment.I didn't say who goes to Hell or Heaven,I'm just quoting scripture,so it is my place to warn you,and I have done that.
well, i'm not the one who believes in a book that has multiple inaccuracies, impossibilities, contradictions, etc.
i'm not gonna say I know what happens or who is right, but looking at everything objectively, leaves me to think that you are just one more person that beliefs in some sort of "ultimate truth" .... just like all the other countless religions think they are the "ultimate truth"... the best possibility is that you are all wrong.
You can't read "the Book" if you don't have the Spirit of God,and that is an impossibility,so your right there.
You can't say anything "objectively" if you don't know the truth,so your right there also. I go on the facts and I have nothing to lose,but you have everything to lose.
I do Know I am right and I do know the truth.I believe because of the evidence I received.Although faith played a part in the beginning.
I can't discuss this anymore with you,because the things of God a foolishness to those who are lost,and are dead. I will pray for you though,and also wish you well. Cheers.
The man without the Spirit does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him, and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually discerned.
Continued... God moves in a supernatural way and we start doing even greater things than Jesus did. We are in the end times and Christians as well as everyone needs to wake up to that fact. The scripture says "Eye has not see, nor ear heard the things that God has prepared for them, that love him."
But, do not get me wrong.. there will be hardship. We are coming into tribulation like never seen before but those who trust in the Lord WILL be saved.
joel always raises his bible says the speech then puts it away and hardly ever hear him mention scripture.He is a good talker not so sure about a good preacher
its like.. we take wats good .. we cant judge pple. wat if he is rite.. and we say rong stuff abotu it.. wat if god blessed him coz of his sincerity? we dono anything.. so its bettter to no say anything. we dont want God to punish us.. world is getting to its end. lets not argue over stuff liek this and focus on jesus who saved us and died for our sins.,. all prophesys in bible are comgin rite.. God bless u.. take care of urself
Jesusisourstrength,You need to know truth and who is preaching it,if it doesn't line up with the Scripture's,it's off. God won't punish you for telling the truth.We must examine ourselves to see if we are in truth.
Jesus said not everyone who calls me Lord will enter the Kingdom of God,He was talking to us when He said that,not to unbeliever's.
and yes we are in the last days,and you must be aware of the false teacher's otherwise you'll end up in the apostate church.God Bless you.
yeh true but we still cant judge a man or say ill against people. God will punish the rong, its bad making vedios liek this and hurting people. anyway wat to do.
My point is,you need to know who is speaking truth,we are told to search the scripture's daily,and please ask the Lord to give you discernment,that is not judging and it's not speaking ill of people,their are so many false teacher's out there and you need to be aware.And to tell you the truth we shouldn't even look at video's like this but I think our human self comes into to it.God Bless
Joel Osteen is an unbiblical idiot. But this video hilarious! bahahaha.
People don't like Paul Washer, but everybody loves Charles Spurgeon, and Spurgeon is biblically encouraging (unlike this dude), and biblically sound when it comes to sin.
Imagine if Osteen explored the aspect and evilness of sin that's involved in everyone.
Imagine that!?! Osteen wouldn't have 20,000 people.
Unfortunately, a couple of my friends are decived by this tool
Spread the Word of God??? The guy preaches only the love of God (which is very real). But the man never preaches on how God and His Justice. Olsteen rarely (if ever) preaches on sin. He preaches a Prosperity Gospel and is sending people to HELL. No way I will ever have respect for Olsteen.
The fact that God has offered us ONE way to heaven (something that Olsteen denies). And I call it a fact because Christ says in the Bible that no one can get to God except through Christ himself. Olsteen preaches that God supplies different ways for people to reach Him. I preach a God of love but also a God who will send to hell all those who reject Him as the one and only God. Olsteen is preaching his own gospel, not God's Gospel.
so osteen can't preach, and maybe he isn't even saved? so what? it's not you're place to judge him. the reason i have such problems with the church in general is that people are always looking for something they can judge, gossip about or tear down, and it needs to end.
I do have to agree with you, were not the judge over this man. There are certain ways to lovingly judge other people and I mean to help them see what is wrong. If someone doesn't warn people of something that what they are doing they are like them and have blood on their own hands and have to give an account to the Lord for that. Not saying you go to hell for that, that is written in Ezekiel. And even true, if we see a woman being raped and do nothing were just like the rapist.
that's true, we as christians ought to warn people of impending doom, otherwise part of the accountability rests on our heads (too lazy to get the scripture for that one), but when we discuss a person's faults among ourselves without involving the sinner themselves we are only slanderers and gossips, indulging in conversation that God hates.
Yeah that's true. I just read that in Psalms. It is called backbiting. Some people will exaimine others before themselves. Matthew 7, and Paul said this too Romans 2. Thanks for replying back. I thought maybe I was going to say something wrong and you would get upset with me.
Jokes aside, Joel Osteen is just another 'your best life now' guy... its all lies. You all should watch some videos about this in the related video section.
In response to shoot1978...
Jesus said to pray "Thy kingdom come and thy will be done on THIS earth just like it is in heaven." Heaven is coming to earth. First spiritually, then, when Jesus actually comes back.
Spiritually, when people serve God the way they should and obey him and...
That was good. However,flouride does not whiten your teeth nor does it have any real benefit. Medically, this substance, despite the garbage we have all been told, is very damaging to the human physiology. It attacks the tissue in the brain. Doubt it. Just spend 5-10 minutes researching it. Open your mind.
He has a large following because he tickles ears. The kind of people who follow him aren't serious about God and Christianity. They are not willing to die to the world.
4th commandment/sabbath trashing is about the most obvious religious con job/deception on EARTH. Just compare how 99% of the church use ACTS 20:7 and never teach about ACTS 13:42-44, 16:13, 17:2 and 18:4. The usual text used is Col 2:16,17 and by many who don't have a clue what they are talking about. If PAUL trashed the sabbath, why didn't he warn all of those gentiles in ACTS to stop hanging around the Jews and come worship with him on the SUNday/Lord's day??????? SATAN has the church sinning
hey, i think joel osteen is an awesome preacher! theres no need in picking on someone, you wouldnt want someone to pick on you, cant say you would want someone to pick on you, cause you wouldnt.
That was pretty good. I don't usually watch Joel, but from what I have seen of him on the Internet, there were a lot of similarities. This guy's hair was a little bigger though. Very funny.
I belive that Joel Osteen preaches humanism and death. This prosperity Gospel is an apostacy!
jeremygrogan 4 weeks ago
He and other Word of Faith "preachers" are the face of 'Christian' TV today. No wonder 'the world' thinks Christians are a farce. Which brings us to the point of While he strokes the ears of those who lines his pockets with money, how many lost people is he turning away, due to his false teachings? How many people are being led down the path to a false salvation? He'd better live his 'best life now' because he will be called to answer for the souls he led astray.
duggyp62 2 months ago
Preach the word; be prepared in season and out of season; correct, rebuke and encourage—with great patience and careful instruction. For the time will come when people will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear. They will turn their ears away from the truth and turn aside to myths.
NIV 2 Tim 2-4
duggyp62 2 months ago
Ths is a hilarious video.
oneuniqueman777 4 months ago
@Rylucero Talk about your Psalms, Talk about your Austin 3:16, John 3:16 says Jesus can save your ass. That's the bottom line cause Heavenly Father said so!
RatedRepublican 6 months ago
u make me waste 3 seconds
kudosandy 7 months ago
O spiritually dead ones, the scriptures speak to you, who are disobedient, who are stiff-necked, who are vain, who are pursers of carnality, not pursers of God.” That this is a rebellious people, lying children, children that will not hear the law of the LORD. Isaiah 30-9, The prophets prophesy lies, the priests rule by their own authority, and my people love it this way. But what will you do in the end?” Jeremiah 5:31
Rylucero 8 months ago
@Rylucero Are you fucking serious???????
msgdew 7 months ago
O spiritually dead ones, scripture speaks much to the wisdom of fools, “Wisdom resteth in the heart of him that hath understanding: but that which is in the midst of fools is made known. Proverbs 14:33, As a thorn goeth up into the hand of a drunkard, so is a parable in the mouths of fools. Proverbs 26:9 Judgments are prepared for scorners and stripes for the back of fools. Proverbs 19:29 A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. “Proverbs 26:3
Rylucero 8 months ago
O spiritually dead ones, scripture speaks much to the deceitfulness from the mouth of a fool, “The legs of the lame are not equal: so is a parable in the mouth of fools. Proverbs 26:7 A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes. Proverbs 18:6 A fool's mouth is his destruction, and his lips are the snare of his soul. A fool's mouth is his destruction, and his lips are the snare of his soul. “Proverbs 18:7
Rylucero 8 months ago
O spiritually dead ones, scripture speaks much to the folly of the fool, “The wisdom of the prudent is to understand his way: but the folly of fools is deceit. Proverbs 14:8 The crown of the wise is their riches: but the foolishness of fools is folly. Proverbs 14:24 Wisdom resteth in the heart of him that hath understanding: but that which is in the midst of fools is made known.” Proverbs14:33
Rylucero 8 months ago
O spiritually dead ones, scripture speaks much to the fool who hateth knowledge, “The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge, but fools despise wisdom and instruction Proverbs 1:7, How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge?” Proverbs 1:22 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction .”Proverbs 1:7
Rylucero 8 months ago
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Rylucero 8 months ago
O spiritually dead ones, scripture speaks much to these abominations of deceit, who have no regard nor desire for truth, “The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul: but it is abomination to fools to depart from evil. Proverbs 13:19 He that walketh with wise men shall be wise: but a companion of fools shall be destroyed. Proverbs 13:20 The wisdom of the prudent is to understand his way: but the folly of fools is deceit. “Proverbs 14:8
Rylucero 8 months ago
O spiritually dead ones, scripture speaks to the heart that purseth foolishness, “Understanding is a wellspring of life unto him that hath it: but the instruction of fools is folly “Proverbs 16:22 “The lips of the righteous feed many: but fools die for want of wisdom. Proverbs 10:21 A prudent man concealeth knowledge: but the heart of fools proclaimeth foolishness Proverbs 12:23, A fool's mouth is his destruction, and his lips are the snare of his soul.” Proverbs 18:7
Rylucero 8 months ago
O spiritually dead ones, scripture speak much to parables spoken by fools, “The legs of the lame are not equal: so is a parable in the mouth of fools. Proverbs 26:7 As a thorn goeth up into the hand of a drunkard, so is a parable in the mouths of fools Proverbs 26:9, The heart of him that hath understanding seeketh knowledge: but the mouth of fools feedeth on foolishness. Proverbs 15.A fool's wrath is presently known, but a prudent man covereth shame” Proverbs 12:16
Rylucero 8 months ago
O spiritually dead ones, scripture speaks much to those who lips speak perversely, “Put away from thee a froward mouth, and perverse lips put far from thee. Proverbs 4:24 He that hath a froward heart findeth no good: and he that hath a perverse tongue falleth into mischief Proverbs 17:20 Better is the poor that walketh in his integrity, than he that is perverse in his lips, and is a fool “Proverbs 19:1
Rylucero 8 months ago
"Friends, do you have unsightly brown stains on your teeth caused by a constant sh*t-eating grin? Then send $99.95 to me, Joel Osteen for the teeth whitening strips guaranteed to get you into Heaven. Thank you and God Bless.
BaronVonSchtupp88 9 months ago
Osteen could be a great used car salesman!
harpo103 9 months ago
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Osteen on O'Reilly was asked if he believed if Jesus was the way, the truth & the life, the only way to God. Osteen ignored the ?-? , saying he doesn't get into that. Indicative of his broad positive approach that attracts the masses. A pastor is called to feed the flock the whole counsel of God- from Genesis to Revelation. People interpret his soft-spoken manner as exhibiting a Christ-like spirit & ignore the non-Biblical content traded in for a motivational spiritual pep talk !
onstageagain 10 months ago
It's a mockery of the Christian pulpit - what good is beautiful teeth when your soul is on the way to hell because of a sinful lifestyle? oooo the H word ..nobody likes to teach of that place anymore! Jesus had more references about Hell than he did Heaven! Nevertheless unless we repent we shall all perish. But how?
Just lift up your voice to heaven, raise your hands and tell God you are a no good dirty skunk (and mean it) and say please forgive me --and HE WILL and obey verse Acts 2:38
mamothcar1 10 months ago
This is too good.. :) LOL
padmae1971 11 months ago
That was very funny but it didnt have to be 3:07 mins long.
urbrainwashed2 11 months ago
Stupid and not funny. Just like Joel
Bugalu67 1 year ago
best impersonation Ive seen!
nettieheartful 1 year ago
Great hair ~ bettr than samsung :-) ~
TJae1 1 year ago
we are not perfect, we all make mistakes. Only God is perfect.. people just need to stop hating.
msenherrera 1 year ago
The quotable false prophet and teacher Joel Osteen, “As long as you can’t imagine it, as long as you can’t see it, then it is not going to happen for you. The man correctly realized that his own thoughts and attitudes were condemning him to mediocrity. He determined then and there to start believing better of himself, and believing better of God.” It’s the same way with us. We have to conceive it on the inside before we’re ever going to receive it on the outside.
Rylucero 1 year ago
The quotable false prophet Joel Osteen, If you don’t think you can have something good, then you never will. The barrier is in your mind. It’s not God’s lack of resources or your lack of talent that prevents you from prospering. Your own wrong thinking can keep you from God’s best. ”Joel Osteen is discussing vision and says to Joyce Meyer “If you don’t have it on the inside it wont’ come to pass on the outside” When you make those declarations of faith, you are charging the atmosphere.
Rylucero 1 year ago
The quotable false prophet and false teacher Joel Osteen, And your own words can help to bring it to pass. That is why we should get into the habit of every day consistently speaking God's favor over our lives” You can cancel out God's plan by speaking negative words. God works by laws” “Your circumstances will line up with your words.” “Words are like seeds, they have creative power.” “The more you talk about it the more you call it in.” “Your words will give life to what you are saying.”
Rylucero 1 year ago
The quotable false prophet Joel Osteen, “You can change your world by simply changing your words.” You can use your words to bless your life or curse your life” “Start calling in victory. Start calling in divine health. Start calling in abundance. You can prophesize your future.” “If you wanna know where you'll be five years from now listen to what you are saying.” “Our words will become a self-fulfilling prophecy.” “With our words we can predict our future. We can prophesize our future”
Rylucero 1 year ago
So you have to be unpopular, piss poor, not have a good job, not be respected by other people at all, just to be characterized as a Christian? Sounds carnal in a sense to me. Maybe I need to give away my laptop, quit the job God blessed me with, maybe that'll be the sign of me being more holier than people...smh...
JamesYoungTV 1 year ago
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IT IS FAR MORE BETTER TO SPEAK THE TRUTH AND BE REJECTED THAN TO WITHHOLD THE TRUTH (LIKE WHAT JOEL IS DOING) JUST TO BE ACCEPTED.
opoutry 1 year ago
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opoutry 1 year ago
LOL this is totally him xD
spazzyshortgirl23 1 year ago
hail satan
MrArtFanatic 1 year ago
I used this guy's kit and look how my teeth turned out in my 'Teeth Whitening' vid!
ShaneMcD77 1 year ago
tacky
CFAJI 1 year ago
your so wrong, rylucero god uses people like joel oesteen as an ambassador for the Lord Jesus Christ to preach life, truth, and encouragement into our lives not just condemnation and eternal torment.
zeqdry 1 year ago 2
@zeqdry Are you sure Joel Osteen is an ambassador of Christ?And that he's preaching life and truth?ARE YOU KIDDING ME?READ AND STUDY THE BIBLE SO YOU WILL KNOW WHAT THE GOSPEL IS ALL ABOUT.AND STUDY THE LIFE AND DEATH OF THE DISCIPLES AND APOSTLES AND COMPARE IT TO JOEL'S.FURTHERMORE,YOU BETTER STUDY CHRISTIAN HISTORY.JOEL DID NOT TAUGHT YOU THESE,I'M SURE.
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opoutry 1 year ago
@zeqdry Joel,before you tell people how to be good fathers and mothers,how to live victorious lives,how to be a champion or a winner,how to win over their habits,how to think positively,how to be successful in their respective careers and professions,they first need to hear the whole truth of the Gospel.They need to see themselves as spiritually dead lost sinners.Without them hearing the gospel,you’ve done no good to them.They are still marching off a cliff towards hell.
opoutry 1 year ago
The quotable false Prophet Joel Osteen, Many of you today know this, you believe it down here in your heart. But the reason that you're not experiencing as much as you should is because you're not declaring it. You've got to give life to your faith by speaking it out. Your words have creative power. When you go around saying, 'I have favor, people want to be good to me and supernatural doors are opening.' This form of decreeing and affirmation is demonic in nature.
Rylucero 1 year ago
The quotable false Prophet Joel Osteen, “I believe one of the main ways that we grow in favor is by declaring it. It’s not enough to just read it it’s not enough to just believe it. You’ve got to speak it out. Your words have creative power. And one of the primary ways we release our faith is through our words. And there is a divine connection between you declaring God’s favor and you seeing God’s favor manifest in your life. You’ve got to give life to your faith by speaking it out.”
Rylucero 1 year ago
The quotable false Prophet Joel Osteen “There’s power in what you visualize,” “take a few moments each day to visualize things you want in your life so God can bring them to pass He then tells a story about a coach and his team “Close your eyes and envision winning the game”, “they produced exactly what they saw.” You must conceive it in your heart and mind before you can receive it.” This form of Creative Visualization is nothing more than an occultic technique.
Rylucero 1 year ago
The quotable false Prophet Joel Osteen speaks,” Joel that sounds like wishful thinking. No, that's using your words to create what you need. You can cancel out God's best plan by speaking negative words. You can change your world by simply changing your words. You can use words to bless your life or curse your life. Start calling in victory. Start calling in divine health. Start calling in abundance. You can prophesize your future.You may have sickness in your body; you need to call in health.”
Rylucero 1 year ago
The quotable false Prophet Joel speaks, “You may be in debt, you need to boldly say that you are the head and not the tail. You need to declare good things over your life. If you wanna know where you'll be five years from now, listen to what you are saying. Your circumstances will line up with your words. Words are like seeds, they have creative power. Fear is a force just like faith is a force." This is another gospel that argues that we can create our own realities through vain repetition.
Rylucero 1 year ago
Rolling On The Floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ChiliPadude 1 year ago
The number doesnt seem to work, could you give me an address to write to, ive been fighting yellowing for some time, thanks
genesisrestoration 1 year ago
Joel Osteen loves everyone. Including vampires.
GroovyVids 1 year ago
you you fellow GOd is watching you dont make a fun of God servent
anjusonu 1 year ago
google Doe's Account
4Wammer 1 year ago
Joel Osteen, aka the leader of the fundamentalists...
1016JP1 1 year ago
I remember hearing Joel talked about this video and he said he found it very funny
misadeptrai1011 1 year ago
lol
madspenda 1 year ago
Whats a gopsell, daddy?
PantsThatDontFit 1 year ago
becuase Joel olsteen is a
prosperity preachin
JUDAS GOAT?
waddellski 1 year ago
why do you make fun of people
joshwaggoner14 1 year ago 3
youre awesome. funny 5 stars
coocoosing 1 year ago
I LOVE THIS VIDEO!!! I never can stop laughing over it.
But seriously, I don't care what you butt heads think about him. Belive what you want. Its not my choice, and I don't controle your mind. But his messages in both the TV and in his books have really put some posititive light in my life. I have thought of him as a hero of mine along side my favorit Christan Singer Steven Curtis Chapman.
kristen8604 2 years ago 2
Prophets have been called by God to speak for Him and to be His messenger. God speaks to these men who are commanded to reveal to mankind His plan of salvation, His will, His character, and His truth. A prophet testifies of Jesus Christ as the Son of God, that He died for our sins, they preach of repentance, condemnation, judgment, sin, and eternal torment. These are the things that prophets of God do, but that Joel Osteen as a false prophet does not.
Rylucero 2 years ago 2
Rylucero, you are right in everything you have said. God bless you. :)
RenewalOfAllThings 2 years ago
The quotable false Prophet Joel Osteen on Larry King Live, King asks Joel, What if you're Jewish or Muslim, you don't accept Christ at all? Osteen then responds, you know, I'm very careful about saying who would and wouldn't go to heaven. I don't know. Joel Osteen by his very words denies that acceptance of Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior is the only way that salvation is possible for the unbeliever.
Rylucero 2 years ago
The quotable false Prophet Joel Osteen on Larry King Live, King asks Joel, if you believe you have to believe in Christ? They're wrong, aren't they? Osteen then responds, Well, I don't know if I believe they're wrong. But I just think that only God will judge a person's heart. I spent a lot of time in India with my father. I don't know all about their religion. But I know they love God. Joel by his own ignorance or deceit equates the god(s) of Hinduism with that of the Lord Jesus Christ!
Rylucero 2 years ago
The quotable false Prophet Joel Osteen on Larry King Live, King asks Joel, how about issues that the church has feelings about? Abortion? Same-sex marriages? Osteen responds, Yeah. You know what, Larry? I don't go there. King asks, you don't call them sinners? Osteen responds, I don't. King later asks, is that a word you don't use? Osteen responds back, I don't use it.. Although, Joel doesnt use it, the word "sin" appears in the King James Version of the Bible hundreds of times!
Rylucero 2 years ago
Are you a moron?..oh I mean a Mormon?
MrRamankohli 2 years ago
Very funny,lol
MrMatthew1180 2 years ago
Joel Osteen is a money-hungry fraud.
juliaisafilmbuff123 2 years ago
It takes money to operate a huge stadium like that.
BuddhaBoyVideos 2 years ago
@BuddhaBoyVideos Joel Osteen is not a man of God. I highly doubt Jesus would approve of people like him as I doubt Jesus would approve of people like Pat Robertson, James Dobson, John Hagee, etc. They are not after your salvation; they are after your wallet.
juliaisafilmbuff123 2 years ago
but doesn't he need money to run things? his message seems to be good...he influences a lot of people
BuddhaBoyVideos 2 years ago
@BuddhaBoyVideos I think Osteen's message is very destructive in a way. This whole "thinking positively" that he preaches makes people think they don't have to make a change to their society, only to their mindsets. Could you imagine if the slaves thought like that? They would have never wanted to be free, they only would have been more positive about their conditions. A youtuber, Mr1001nights, has a good video talking about this stuff that features a clip from Osteen.
juliaisafilmbuff123 2 years ago
This is a place for the gospel not politics.
Aphoresis 1 year ago
@Aphoresis Yeah, that's why evangelical churches tell all of their members to participate in politics....
juliaisafilmbuff123 1 year ago
@juliaisafilmbuff123 Well Joel's church is technically "Charismatic", and they don't talk about politics alot.
Although even your first statement is ridiculously broad.
Aphoresis 1 year ago
This is the URL for the video: watch?v=Eh0N7ujVHeE
juliaisafilmbuff123 2 years ago
Funny how they get 20 times more people saved than the do nothing radio pharisees that DO NOTHING but sit around and criticize them.
All while these guys get people saved, feed people, clothe them, give them medical attention etc.
And don't be jealous of their wealth, it isn't attractive.
Califacience 2 years ago
I think you're crazy
BuddhaBoyVideos 2 years ago
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GREAT VIDEO. I LOVE IT.
robbiesan1000 2 years ago
God Bless you brother
abeish 2 years ago
haha great
infinityjrh 2 years ago 2
not a good wig
funincluded 2 years ago 3
LOL!!! oh!!! Your Best Teeth Now!! Oh my side hurts from laughing....
sldeyo 2 years ago 2
you are very stupid
benardofranco 2 years ago 2
You`re pathetic man,
never saw a such a lousy performance
go find some thing else to do buddy !!
You`re hopeless at this!
shalz777 2 years ago
Joel Osteen and Oprah have a lot in common.
DallasTheGreat28 2 years ago 23
They both suck.
Wilkins777 2 years ago 4
LOL AGREE!
Withfaith777 2 years ago 3
Joel Osteen uses as do many false prophets an array of false doctrines that are extra-biblical, unbiblical or antibiblical such as almost a total disregard or absence of the consequences of sin and eternal damnation. I pray that those who are being deceived are given Spiritual Gifts, such as Discernment, Spiritual Wisdom and Spiritual Knowledge so they may not be mislead by these charlatans. Praise be to God and may God Strongly Rebuke the False Teachers! Amen
Rylucero 2 years ago 18
Speak it, bro
Wilkins777 2 years ago
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Religions and their gods -the longest running most successful scam in the history of mankind. Laaaaaaaawd have mersah!
fctchk 2 years ago
@Rylucero
oh you know because you've have been to lakewood right ??? oh wait i bet you haven't been to lakewood. so if joel osteen was a false prophets why is God blessing him? so if the consequence is having 13,000 people and him leading them to christ thats a sin??? oh wait no?
Got'em
lavadoraautomatica1 1 year ago
@lavadoraautomatica1 True prophets of God will seek God’s will without compromise, they will have no desire to conform to the expectations of people, nor will they seek worldly admiration or respect, but will be hated by this world. They will speak of wickedness and deceit and warn those who are perishing of this evil. If ye were of the world, the world would love his own, but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you. John 15:19.
Rylucero 1 year ago
@lavadoraautomatica1 The vanity of men who heed not the truth, for they have become wise in their own eyes, who claim to be followers of Jesus Christ, who claim to be called to speak for God and be His messenger, yet who teach doctrines taught by devils, who declare many false prophecies, as well as announce many false healing, and yet are defended by men. God will speak to the hearts of men concerning delusion and salvation but disobedient men will have no desire to listen.
Rylucero 1 year ago
@lavadoraautomatica1 since when has how much money or how many people go to your church determine if a person is blessed or if they are really teaching the Bible? Maybe he is so popular because he is tickling ears, eh? I'd venture to say that is exactly why he is so popular. Jesus was never popular; he was RIGHT and it cost him his life. I'd rather be right than popular and parading people right to the gates of hell. WE NEED TO PRAY FOR JOEL!!!
OptimusPonieez 1 year ago
@Rylucero niv: Mark 9:38 “Teacher,” said John, “we saw a man driving out demons in your name and we told him to stop, because he was not one of us.”
39“Do not stop him,” Jesus said. “No one who does a miracle in my name can in the next moment say anything bad about me, 40for whoever is not against us is for us. 41I tell you the truth, anyone who gives you a cup of water in my name because you belong to Christ will certainly not lose his reward.
zxc101st 1 year ago
@Rylucero its easy to be critical of what others say. absence doesnt mean denial.
but its not as easy to see the value of what they mean.
zxc101st 1 year ago
God didn't create you to have average teeth... But there's a problem with this. You can't have victorious teeth and mediocre breath... Maybe we need Victoria Osteen's Love Your Breath mouthwash...
insightoverincome 2 years ago 9
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blasphemy.
IBG67 2 years ago
Koftaboy, J.O. is desrespectful to GOD, so zip yo lip.
pastommy 2 years ago 4
ever notice Osteen's logo?
watch?v=67aUD_nuW4A&feature=ch annel_page
thetimecometh 2 years ago
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very disrespectful
koftaboy 2 years ago
WASHED AS YELLOW AS BUTTER!! LOL simply hilarious!
NostalgicNatasha 2 years ago 4
It's not a joke
brdgeman 2 years ago
Funny x]
But the laugh track got annoying
LEXYxLICIOUS 2 years ago
I love Joel, but this is hilarious!!! (And the use of clean & innocent humor was BRILLIANT!) You made me smile... nice job :)
MailManFan28 2 years ago 2
That is exactly what they want you to think. Who cares there are toxins damaging the body and mind. Sounds like yours is not worth saving anyway. So in your case, I could not agree with you more. You should take a double dose three times a day and get it over with.
Tony36555 2 years ago
hahahahaha!! xD
this video is great!!! xD
GeorgeUNITED7 2 years ago 2
God bless you brother.. you should know what your doing to a servant of God..
liamkeisha 2 years ago
The bible and all religions are falsehoods!
Religion is for money and to control the sheeples. I also know there is a wonderful, eternal, spiritual after life as I have died before (NDE) and have seen the wonderful other side. The prime creator made our souls. We are eternal spiritual beings having a human experience. Yoshua Ben Yosef (Jesus) gave good advice, but man wrote and made the bible (fantasy stories) up. Not Yoshua.
Phych101 3 years ago
This is to die for!!!! I have always loved Joe and his messages, but when I saw this I fell off my seat, I was laughing so hard. Logan...seriously dude. You NEED to make more scetches like this more often, bc THAT my friend was ingeniouse! Who was that that portraid Joel anyway???
CSpheofas 3 years ago
This video is hilarious...
YodatheJedi12 3 years ago 2
I watch him, hes good. He metioned this on one of his broadcasts, he thought it was funny too!
glabutis37 3 years ago
It's funny, because this is what Osteen actually does hahahaha!
Wilkins777 3 years ago 2
I LOVE Joel Osteen and the positivity he uses...but this is HILARIOUS
beautifulsoul1990 3 years ago
LOL
WaitingforChrist 3 years ago
nice
INTERNETISREAL 3 years ago
I dont think this is funny at all.....joel is a good pastor,SHAME ON YOU PEOPLE!!!REBUKE YOU IN JESUS NAME!!
mimi2696 3 years ago
No not funny,it's perfect,what ever joel calls himself he does not preach the God of the Bible,he preacher's the god that he has made up in his own mind. The true God isn't about us it is about God's Glory,it's all about God,not what you can get from Him,its about what you can do to serve Him and His Kingdom.but if you want what joel wants,and it sounds like you do then follow him and end up in Hell.
RNSGF 3 years ago
first of all,I dont even watch joel,but I know he is a man of god,its not my place to judge joel how about praying for him instead of saying whos going to hell and who isnt.NOT YOUR PLACE TO SAY WHO GOES TO HELL..
mimi2696 3 years ago 2
joel is a man of some "god" not the God of Israel whom is Jesus Christ. I will pray for you,that He give's you discernment.I didn't say who goes to Hell or Heaven,I'm just quoting scripture,so it is my place to warn you,and I have done that.
RNSGF 3 years ago
you are deluded.
superustipak 3 years ago 2
So says you.
RNSGF 3 years ago
well, i'm not the one who believes in a book that has multiple inaccuracies, impossibilities, contradictions, etc.
i'm not gonna say I know what happens or who is right, but looking at everything objectively, leaves me to think that you are just one more person that beliefs in some sort of "ultimate truth" .... just like all the other countless religions think they are the "ultimate truth"... the best possibility is that you are all wrong.
superustipak 3 years ago
You can't read "the Book" if you don't have the Spirit of God,and that is an impossibility,so your right there.
You can't say anything "objectively" if you don't know the truth,so your right there also. I go on the facts and I have nothing to lose,but you have everything to lose.
Someone is wrong and I know it isn't me.
RNSGF 3 years ago 2
no, you DONT know whether you are right or wrong, and neither do I. None of us do, lets just accept that fact.
and the "truth" you speak of is nothing but faith, ie - belief without evidence.
wish you well!
superustipak 3 years ago
I do Know I am right and I do know the truth.I believe because of the evidence I received.Although faith played a part in the beginning.
I can't discuss this anymore with you,because the things of God a foolishness to those who are lost,and are dead. I will pray for you though,and also wish you well. Cheers.
RNSGF 3 years ago 3
CORINTHIANS 2:14
The man without the Spirit does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him, and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually discerned.
HolyisourLORD 3 years ago
Yes thats the one.thanks
RNSGF 3 years ago
Continued... God moves in a supernatural way and we start doing even greater things than Jesus did. We are in the end times and Christians as well as everyone needs to wake up to that fact. The scripture says "Eye has not see, nor ear heard the things that God has prepared for them, that love him."
But, do not get me wrong.. there will be hardship. We are coming into tribulation like never seen before but those who trust in the Lord WILL be saved.
Thank you and God bless you all.
shgadwa 3 years ago
amen to that!!!!!!!!!!!!
mimi2696 3 years ago
thanks jr. your the Michael Jackson of the faith teachers...
tcbook 3 years ago
This is awesome!!!! ;P
SmokeyClaws 3 years ago
Cute as can be.
ChefDeora 3 years ago
Pretty funny stuff. Joel Osteen is just another bs er in a long line of bs ers.
jmaccap 3 years ago
joel always raises his bible says the speech then puts it away and hardly ever hear him mention scripture.He is a good talker not so sure about a good preacher
cbeaty88 3 years ago
we are not the judge of any man on earth.
Jesusisourstrength 3 years ago
No wonder your lost.
RNSGF 3 years ago
am lost? no am sure i know wher i stand thankx . :)
Jesusisourstrength 3 years ago
Not when you can't discern between the wolves in sheeps clothing.
RNSGF 3 years ago
its like.. we take wats good .. we cant judge pple. wat if he is rite.. and we say rong stuff abotu it.. wat if god blessed him coz of his sincerity? we dono anything.. so its bettter to no say anything. we dont want God to punish us.. world is getting to its end. lets not argue over stuff liek this and focus on jesus who saved us and died for our sins.,. all prophesys in bible are comgin rite.. God bless u.. take care of urself
Jesusisourstrength 3 years ago
Jesusisourstrength,You need to know truth and who is preaching it,if it doesn't line up with the Scripture's,it's off. God won't punish you for telling the truth.We must examine ourselves to see if we are in truth.
Jesus said not everyone who calls me Lord will enter the Kingdom of God,He was talking to us when He said that,not to unbeliever's.
and yes we are in the last days,and you must be aware of the false teacher's otherwise you'll end up in the apostate church.God Bless you.
RNSGF 3 years ago
yeh true but we still cant judge a man or say ill against people. God will punish the rong, its bad making vedios liek this and hurting people. anyway wat to do.
tc God bless
Jesusisourstrength 3 years ago
My point is,you need to know who is speaking truth,we are told to search the scripture's daily,and please ask the Lord to give you discernment,that is not judging and it's not speaking ill of people,their are so many false teacher's out there and you need to be aware.And to tell you the truth we shouldn't even look at video's like this but I think our human self comes into to it.God Bless
RNSGF 3 years ago 2
Joel Osteen is an unbiblical idiot. But this video hilarious! bahahaha.
People don't like Paul Washer, but everybody loves Charles Spurgeon, and Spurgeon is biblically encouraging (unlike this dude), and biblically sound when it comes to sin.
Imagine if Osteen explored the aspect and evilness of sin that's involved in everyone.
Imagine that!?! Osteen wouldn't have 20,000 people.
Unfortunately, a couple of my friends are decived by this tool
Read the Bible and see this guy = fraud
Wilkins777 3 years ago
ahahahahahahaha....he doesn't care, why bother making fun of him -_-"""
dangtran56 3 years ago
whahahah!! This is brilliant.
God has humor too
Jacoline85 3 years ago
You should have more respect for those that love to spread the word of God. May God Bless you
laggypace 3 years ago
I would totally respect him, if he was actually spreading the true Word of God.
SeraphsWitness 3 years ago
Spread the Word of God??? The guy preaches only the love of God (which is very real). But the man never preaches on how God and His Justice. Olsteen rarely (if ever) preaches on sin. He preaches a Prosperity Gospel and is sending people to HELL. No way I will ever have respect for Olsteen.
stevegreen098 3 years ago
what do you preach then? what work have you done that helps bring heaven to earth?
MisterElliott89 3 years ago
The fact that God has offered us ONE way to heaven (something that Olsteen denies). And I call it a fact because Christ says in the Bible that no one can get to God except through Christ himself. Olsteen preaches that God supplies different ways for people to reach Him. I preach a God of love but also a God who will send to hell all those who reject Him as the one and only God. Olsteen is preaching his own gospel, not God's Gospel.
stevegreen098 3 years ago
there is no cohesion between your post and mine.
so osteen can't preach, and maybe he isn't even saved? so what? it's not you're place to judge him. the reason i have such problems with the church in general is that people are always looking for something they can judge, gossip about or tear down, and it needs to end.
MisterElliott89 3 years ago
I do have to agree with you, were not the judge over this man. There are certain ways to lovingly judge other people and I mean to help them see what is wrong. If someone doesn't warn people of something that what they are doing they are like them and have blood on their own hands and have to give an account to the Lord for that. Not saying you go to hell for that, that is written in Ezekiel. And even true, if we see a woman being raped and do nothing were just like the rapist.
Shoots1978 3 years ago
that's true, we as christians ought to warn people of impending doom, otherwise part of the accountability rests on our heads (too lazy to get the scripture for that one), but when we discuss a person's faults among ourselves without involving the sinner themselves we are only slanderers and gossips, indulging in conversation that God hates.
MisterElliott89 3 years ago
Yeah that's true. I just read that in Psalms. It is called backbiting. Some people will exaimine others before themselves. Matthew 7, and Paul said this too Romans 2. Thanks for replying back. I thought maybe I was going to say something wrong and you would get upset with me.
Shoots1978 3 years ago
What do you mean bring heaven to earth?
Shoots1978 3 years ago
Yes, this is pretty funny! You best teeth now.
Jokes aside, Joel Osteen is just another 'your best life now' guy... its all lies. You all should watch some videos about this in the related video section.
In response to shoot1978...
Jesus said to pray "Thy kingdom come and thy will be done on THIS earth just like it is in heaven." Heaven is coming to earth. First spiritually, then, when Jesus actually comes back.
Spiritually, when people serve God the way they should and obey him and...
shgadwa 3 years ago
For healings then DON'T PRAY IN CHURCH BUILDINGS says God's Son in the book of Matthew 6:5-6
onetwopussies 3 years ago
That was good. However,flouride does not whiten your teeth nor does it have any real benefit. Medically, this substance, despite the garbage we have all been told, is very damaging to the human physiology. It attacks the tissue in the brain. Doubt it. Just spend 5-10 minutes researching it. Open your mind.
Tony36555 3 years ago
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fuck this video
97z7 3 years ago 2
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He has a large following because he tickles ears. The kind of people who follow him aren't serious about God and Christianity. They are not willing to die to the world.
GreekOrthodoxy 3 years ago
ROFL,,,exactly
PreacherSly 3 years ago
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4th commandment/sabbath trashing is about the most obvious religious con job/deception on EARTH. Just compare how 99% of the church use ACTS 20:7 and never teach about ACTS 13:42-44, 16:13, 17:2 and 18:4. The usual text used is Col 2:16,17 and by many who don't have a clue what they are talking about. If PAUL trashed the sabbath, why didn't he warn all of those gentiles in ACTS to stop hanging around the Jews and come worship with him on the SUNday/Lord's day??????? SATAN has the church sinning
gettalifenow 3 years ago
Joel Osteen saw this and he actually found it hillarious
PreacherSly 3 years ago 2
especially that part: "our recently build moonbase" lolzzz
ManuelLogan 3 years ago
oh man...i saw this for the first time over a year ago and it still cracks me up!!
RebelMusicLover 3 years ago
gay
ampleoppourtunity 3 years ago
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way to make your life more meaningless.
KirbFly 3 years ago
hey, i think joel osteen is an awesome preacher! theres no need in picking on someone, you wouldnt want someone to pick on you, cant say you would want someone to pick on you, cause you wouldnt.
kimberlyanne15 3 years ago
If you think Osteen is good than you're delusional.
bdriz16 3 years ago
Thats right!
kduckling 3 years ago
Too bad he's not preaching the Gospel though.
HenryKorol 3 years ago
That was pretty good. I don't usually watch Joel, but from what I have seen of him on the Internet, there were a lot of similarities. This guy's hair was a little bigger though. Very funny.