Porn on Youtube

[RSChris666]

Your not a rockstar and you talk like a smug asshole, probably like to smell your own farts too. Of course people want to see porn! What part of "highest content on the internet" baffles you? Idiot. Get out of your moms basement and do something useful, like go fuck yourself.

[dasslr1]

i saw a missive tit straight away lol

[Drago2045]

YOU NERD!!!!!!!!!



[steve00055]

the beatles only wanted a little band to play southern u.s. music at the local pubs in england.

i think sabbath started out playing something like jazz until the giutarist said "lets play scary music, it might sell".

[steve00055]

starving artist ???

you look kinda FAT to me.

restaurant-bars should hire struggling musicians.

KISS were hotel musicians whenthey started

bars in england i think still have musicians

also southern u.s. bars i think have musicians

so that when costumers drink they have live music

BUT sometimes the musicians get larger than what they expected (beatles) is only one example.

hendrix as a child played for the local church.

[RussianBrideReality]

I tried, I really did, but I simply can NOT wack off to this video!

[rdmurphy82]

Because you're a fat disgusting fuck and your music sucks monkey cock. Thats why your real videos can't get more than 100 hits.

[vince5502378]

i thought i would get rick rolled



[galo643]

puto de mierrrdaaa

[JohnWilbury]

Wonderful, a "musician" trying to find a logical way to explain why he's not famous and blaming it all over "people". I respect it, and it's actually interesting to think that this is (in some way) dirtier than porn. Any way, I'd love to have a chat with him, really smart dude.

[yakubutsu]

oh my fuckin god, i just found new einstein xd

[MrBigjuarez]

You can't even get 50 hits? That's because your music sucks. You have to fake advertise as "Porn On YouTube" just so people would actually watch. Pour your heart into something else than musioc you jackass. Im outta here. Gonna go watch some real porn!!!

[Marcolectrocutioner]

lol preticimated. hahaha

[PixieStixxandAdderal]

I'm going to subscribe. :D

Your band looks okay, actually. xD

[scottfree1974]

your music probably needs to be sexier, and the clip of you playing on stage just doesn't grab me.

[scottfree1974]

your music probably needs to be sexier, and the clip of you playing on stage jsut doesn't grab me.

[gennkill]

soo.. wheres the boobs

[granddad2002]

mahoon, porn is just information. porn will ultimately compartmentalize like any other element in a free market. right now there is as much branding as there is censorship. i no more appreciate restricting porn than i enjoy having public elections rigged or my country making fuel and electricity as expensive as bottled water and frivality in lawsuits.

[TheBlueberrynugs]

Because your music probably sucks, just like putting up pictures of fake boobs sucks.

Who wouldn't look at some big boobs if it's off to the side?

[emolaus]

I'll tell you why: Porn on the internet is just too savage for me. The stuff you find on youtube is more ... teasing, like soft porn.

[ryanconnelldrums]

lmao! dude, well done sir. 

[cortanasdaddy]

clever marketing strategy!!!!whats the name of your band? family tits guy? il look 4 u in the future! dont give up! keep up the huge tits...er i mean, the good work! ya... um?id tell my freinds about u...but...who do i mention?...rock on!!!

[DanoManoXD]

FAGOT !!!!!!!!!!!

[MvpiConor]

shut the fuck up u stupid fat wanker i just wanted to see some fucking tits man... AND MATE U GOT A CHODE.

[AidanMaurer911]

fail



[sikkwill]

good luck with the music

[00Paddo00]

Get a JOB you fuckwit

[baracudateich]

no one wants to see you on this movie so pls pls people stop making shit movies like this. pls pls pls.or better dont upload something like this .

[jeanya]

if your music didn't suck, people might listen to it. tits speak for themselves. your "experiment" is a fucking failure.

[AnusreeAnvita]

ahhey anyone want to play with me

[twistedclownposse]

i love watching gotcha vids! xD

[lahore50]

his mom is pornstar...fucking loser

[Shuggie5]

Umm I was searching for milk factories and I got directed here, and theres no milk!

[patrickglynch]

wow i clicked on this thinking what porn on youtube?? but then i realized it wasnt but watched it anyway and you make a lot of sense! everything you said was correct!

[woofawaafa]

What a Looser

[BuzasaGilicanoq]

tiny[dot]cc/doherhole the girls there are filthy sluts

[ChineseChav]

lol look at all the guys disapointed you wasted 5mins of their preshious wanking time alone hahaha

[bmr0]

SHOCK SCOOP people on teh interwebs may use the false promise of sex to draw others in!

Meanwhile, in other breaking news: the earth is round, water is wet and investing in the sub-prime mortgage market is considered "a bit risky".

[gingersquid]

Lol... i like it!

[MrBj2020]

You are a rock star or whatever...who told you everybody likes music? but everybody like some fresh pussy and tits... you please fuck off!

[Mahoon85]

That is so kind. No one has actually asked me please before they told me to fuck off. Thank you sir. And no, I will not. Douche.

[weirdomelus1]

everyone who is mad at this guy was in th process of looking for porn when they saw this video. keep up the good work rock band music dude lol

[rigwelder06]

fuck your experiment im goin to you porn now thanks for fuckin me over there buddy

[Mikeynoto]

Man, i love 'comic book guy' from the simpsons.

[Teaufelangel]

Dude your music sucks and so do you. What people search for is their business and it is not your place to use critism over the internet about porn, family guy, etc..

[ruben74833]

wow fuck this guy lol.. lets go back to watchporns,info and watch our porn... fuck this guy!

[0SN1P3R]

GO TO THE HELL DUDE!

DEDICATE TO FISH!

[hoodinnee]

lol this dushbag did this cuz he cant get no hits and hes pissed of!

[WEREALLSCREWED943]

It is evident why you have no contract ! I bet you don't even have any local jig's? THAT IS BECAUSE YOU SUCK!! I CAN'Y BELIEVE YOU CALL THAT MUSIC..NOW THATS FUNNY.....LATTER JACK BAG.

[ccon69]

The reason you have low hits on your music video is because it is crap, if it was good, word of mouth would significantly improve your hit rate. Stop whining about porn, looking a pair of jugs beats your crappy band hands down.

[CamilleDobosz]

ahhhh duche!!

[MissGeorge13]

fuck off

[zerbo803]

maybe youtube is just for the more classy porn browser, who says to h9imself im not going to watch women be discrased and admire them with clothes on....... thats total bull its just for the lazy porn browser haha and ur dead on dude i wouldve never clicked this if there weren't ginormis tits on the pic kudos just for that im gonna watch one of ur music vids

[liamownzproductions]

wtf man give us back our porn ya cunt!

[FeverK0]

LMFAO, well said man well said. i respect you

[kristoff2630]

laammmmeeeeeeeeeeeee

[ski123051]

its sad you have to pretend you band is porn cuz it sucks dick

[saiyanprince101]

ur band sucks and u will be better of scraping of shit off the streets rather than as a musician

[paladude]

Gotta admit b00bs rule

[justaWoWer]

GENIUUUS my little bro was looking for porn so it was in recomended for you your realy geniaal good experiment

[tehgregzor]

Here's an idea...get off your pedestal you hypocrite. The way you look, i don't see women in your past, present, or anytime in the near future. Not unless some Mad Max scenario happens, and disgusting facial hair paired with a receding hairline become the most valuable traits.

[shilp14789]

FUCK OFF!!

[narcdout]

Because ur music sucks and boobs rule!!!!

[chadwestbury]

to true

[AreMySpeakersOn]

Agreed bro, im a musician myself and its hard to gain exposure especially with all these musicians who dont know a g chord from a c chord but are gaining fame from what they are wearing and singing about their last relationship.

[coolmanms]

FUCK U

[KINGSprod]

200K ?? not their yet huh?

[guerrillaman69]

porn pl0x

[juggalogangsta645]

why does everyone hate you man ? i love you your soo funny lol and you have a very good point too and share the love for this guys music ! it RAWKS lol x

[IIzSimon]

Wow. This was on front page a month ago, and I just came here to comment. Your music sucks. Seriously, get a job. You WONT ever make money off ur crappy music. Get a real job, like teacher or shit I dont know, just do.

[cbyrne54]

whatya say folks should this poor starving artist maybe....... GET A JOB LOER!!

[yorkville1223]

its because ur a fat ass and everyone likes muscluar people not 400 pound guys

[shredmetalhead84]

maybe your music sucks???? maybe not. but if your band isnt very popular, thats why you dont get many plays. maybe you should advertise your music if you think its that good? right? thats what i do. its very hard to get attention on youtube if your not a hot chick flashing your tits around. but, i dont mind that either!!!! interesting experiment tho

[Kropikovo]

Get your point, agree. On the other hand, you said it yourself. Sex sells. But sex sells beyond any limits you can imagine. + Family guy.

btw: anyone who clicks on link with this kind of title, expecting some real porn really is dumbass.

[jaffroinyerafro]

i am the big daddy let me put it in your lunch box baby oh yeah i know you like it

[jaffroinyerafro]

aha how bout u try a new experement like getting laid aint u tired of the left hand love!

and shave ur beard then woman might talk to u!

[bmx4ever2008]

thats dumb

[gflima]

You made a great point!

But you must consider that websurfers do not like to wait. This is a fact and it's just another reason Youtube became so popular. You've got hundreds of options in the same place and they're just a click away. I found your video but I still have 60 sexy options in the same page just waiting for a single click. How can you compete with that?

[Icewalkeren]

Very informative and insightful. Still...ya gotta love the porn.

[dobby240]

great video! im not searching for porn though your link came up on the front page. i know exaclty what you mean... i have videos and some of them hardly even broke 200 and theyve been up for months i have 1 jack johnson video thats just broke 2 million views and im thinkin why isnt anyone else watching the videos that iv made regardless of them being shit or not

[leafittomeme]

this is the funniest crap dude

[fcukemails]

ARSEHOLE!!! Anyways ...good one... :)... man i was expexting.. some stuff here...I know what u r talking abt....

[ClickToEnterHell]

So true so true... you should make more vids like this.

[thedrunkleeeeeeeeeee]

Its because your boring and that people dont give a flying fuck about your videos because, there unexciting to anyone but yourself. Im sure i didnt need to tell you that and you just made this video because you were upset that no one cares -.- GO cry to your mom... You nerd... Yeah, your'll prolly delet this comment before anyone takes half a second to read it but at least you read it ^_^ Thats all that i care about i guess O-o You pissed me off

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[billacid]

their was porn on youtube before like febuary

[Irvinpoopie4]

Well I found this video by seaching fake porn so really this did'nt on me and another thing I can see you're description before I even click on the video and you look way to old to be pranking people online at least

[Proud2Serve]

hahaha this is great man. Sex sells, what can I say? It's the world we live in, but good luck with your band, I'll check out your page after this.

[benjimade11]

wow i enjoy all your vids check mine out!

[toddrocks]

Why so angry that your music sucks? Here is how to fix it. Learn to suck your own dick; record it.

[toddrocks]

UNFORTUNATELY you look like a douche bag haha. Give me a blow jay. Do it.

[toddrocks]

I wanna particimate deep within your ass

[Mahoon85]

Unfortunatly, that's not a word.

[wadawut]

@Mahoon85 yeah you said particimate dumbass

[puckoster]

haha you suck at your music and then shit about audience? ahah, pwnd.

[br0dy1]

pretty funny u fuckface lol

[angeluslorenzo]

hey fatboy maybe you dont get any hits cause your band sucks, you tube also means that i get to watch whatever i want jackass i dont have to listen to your skidmark of a band if i dont feel like it you schmuck why dont u stop trying to sound smart and clever cut your hair get a job and move out of your parents basement oh yeah family guy rules and im gonna look for some right now biatch

[Mahoon85]

Amazing. Until this moment I had not though it possible to lose a few IQ points by reading a Youtube response, but you sir, have proven me wrong. I, and anyone else who has read this, have become dumber in doing so. Bravo, good sir.  Bravo.

[BONEDOMEZ]

there is nudity on youtube certain educational videos so your absolutley wrong about the nudity!

[bruskiboy84]

Hey am i the only one who started to read your comments before i clicked? Good and true video i'll check out your band now :)

[lanowell]

lol i feel retarded now

:|

[TheClodfather]

That's not true. I just wanted to see what hoax lied within the video.

[PaPyKoG]

brilliant! i agree, i stupidly got attracted by a pair of boobs when searching fer interesting music vidz.

keep this video up!

[poopsmith1]

1. You're not funny.

2. Your band sucks ass.

[Mahoon85]

Your name is poopsmith.

[Kaemerc]

lol

[gongshow012]

get a fucking gun put it too ur head and pull the trigger

[Mahoon85]

Awesome.

[vampinre1]

The thing you said about music and porn on here is true and funny.

[MauriMidget]

thats cus ur no good at music

[Mahoon85]

It's difficult to take this feedback seriously when the majority of negative criticisms seem to stem from people who are unable to spell...

[sanctuary1221]

well you see the reason people watch porn instead of you is because they dont want to see your fat ass no one wants to jack off to you fatty

[Mumbamumba]

The equation is easy to understand:

Porn and Family Guy = entertaining.

You and your band = not entertaining.

[tomasbento]

Yeah your right! i liked ur video and im subscribinng

[sezyback]

Yes! i was looking for a video like this! im going to post it to everybody i know and we'll see how many views there are. great video

[BIGWHEEL313]

Great Experiment and I agree with you 1000%!

[sadmidget8000]

maybe your music sucks? regardless? wtf is wrong with you? who the hell wants to watch a bad music video? do you want me to stop using youtube and just search for porn elsewhere? ok you don't get any hits anyways. at least when i'm done with porn i might watch one or two of the non porn vids. so there, your point of posting this has been defeated. think before you post. god i'm smart

[Mahoon85]

Didn't follow you own advise, there, huh? "Think before you post?" You can't actually post porn on Youtube. Pwnd.

[sadmidget8000]

yes you can. there's plenty of porn on youtube, if you consider 98% naked to be porn. who's to say why youtube was created in the first place? maybe it was to watch porn-- that is, it was made for people to enjoy and if that means porn for you, then whatever.

[Mahoon85]

Youtube removes Porn content on Youtube. Your argument in invalid.

[sadmidget8000]

my argumentrevlves areound the definition of porn. look if you don't like hot chicks i'm ok with that.

[Mahoon85]

Very well. I'm sorry your definition of porn isn't even accurate, implying that you have no clue how to re-enact the videos. Don't worry, your school will open a sex-ed class soon. Oh, and learn how to spell.

[sadmidget8000]

buddy, there is no definition of porn. i speak 3 languages clean and you need to go back to school so you understand why the world doesn't work the way you want it to work when you want it to work for you.

[Mahoon85]

Okay, you have to learn English first before I can continue this debate with you.

[firstar1978]

Tell us something we dont know. Perhaps your music isn't as good as you think it is, if it was you would have done something about it and be signed already. So stop whining and do something constructive.

[Mahoon85]

I... just... did... way to pay attention.  Dumbass.

[malcolm2040]

ohhh shut the fuck up sean. We don't care about your view. just your drunken tactic

[Mahoon85]

Lol I so smart. Now subscribe me, bitch.

[yeah1236]

You make a valid point.