@mikefromwa No, you farted because you ate Taco Bell. The argument is NOT thoughts= reality. That would be absurd. Understand the argument and you will see how your comment, and many on this board, fails.
@Horvath321: "The argument is NOT thoughts= reality. That would be absurd."
Right, it's almost as absurd as believing in an invisible, immortal, telepathic sky-buddy who single-handedly created the ENTIRE universe in a few days. Who created a man from dirt, created a woman from that man's rib, and who then later murdered the entire Earth because he was angry (even though he's a 'loving' god).
Yeah, nothing "absurd" about that claim, noooooooooo. Makes PERFECT sense!
@mikefromwa Well, considering the other option is that matter/energy, etc created itself out of nothing (THAT's scientific!) and then exploded, I'll take my chances with God. Please don't ignore the fact that God gave people a chance before "murdering" them, they refused. If someone commits a crime=prison. I suppose that's immoral too? Love isn't doing whatever you want. Again, absurd= matter/energy creating itself...or a God existing. I'll go with God any day of the weak. Message me.
What makes this video so funny for me is that I already heard all of those in "discussions". And my opponents seriously couldn't figure out why I couldn't take them serious. I mean, I didn't grow up in a religious environment, so when I first heard people making such claims I seriously thought they were all just trolls O_o
Seriously, you are really pathetic. Attacking a religion due to your ignorance, augmented by your hubris, is really sad. You waste your time doing this? Seriously, may you learn to come to Jesus, man.
"Fundamentalists" intentionally make clowns out of the truth on purpose, to satire truth. That's because they want the attention taken off of the person and the work of Jesus Christ and tuned into their dumb ya down programming for the desensitization and loss of all godly morals and values. Shilling is SWITCHING.
SWITCHING, SWITCHING, SWITCHING: Jesus said that in latter days, the last generation WILL CALL GOOD EVIL AND EVIL GOOD. THEY WILL SWITCH SWEET FOR BITTER AND BITTER FOR SWEET, PURITY WILL BE LUST, PROUD WILL BE HAPPY. As we wax callous, cold, worse, and gross, mainstream society will adopt and embrace all of these as their own SOCIETAL NORM AND they will be PRACTICED RIGHT UP UNTIL HIS COMING.
To the born again child of God, though, it is No Great Surprise. I am excited because they are the birthing pangs of His return and I'm confident of my being called His Sealed of Israel. We're in our final days before the 2nd Coming of our LORD and Saviour, Jesus Christ. Sectarianism is Sin, anyhow, in God's eyes. God's church embodiment was created without hands. Shilling is SWITCHING.
God in Jesus said to make a people ready for Him and to prepare a path (road) for Him, and to remove all stumbling blocks. When this is complete, and the knowledge of the LORD is spread throughout the earth, He will look down, see all of the light that was given to the Gentiles (heathen) through the Great Commission fulfillment, He will collect His remnant (sealed of Israel), and then the Last Day that no one will want to be here for will come to commence.
About the reductio ad absurdium argument: I say that a greater being than the greatest concievable being is one who can be the greatest concievable being whilst simultaniously not existing. Therefore, god does not exist
human reasoning is inherently flawed and its inherently astounding. human reasoning dreamed up every god ever to be worshipped, wrote the words of every god ever to be worshipped. so what a load of shit it is to hear someone who believes in incredible stories invented by humans, saying that no human can judge a god or have knowledge of a god or challenege the assertion that there is a god. its a very special plea. god's wisdom is whatever any man says it is. so is god.
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@IrishGameNerd Right on bro . Set your phaser gun to ' Stun with Logic ' , and if you find yourself in trouble , set phaser to ' Vitriolic Attack ' . You'll prevail. I ca assure you . Good luck .
informative to the stupid and the gullible..you are useless..still expounding the useless creation myth that historians as well as scientists now realize is untrue,...you don't believe in evolution because you are unevolved
sarcasm all to the side,there is far more credible evidence of a creator,than exist for any of the atheistic theories that some folks call science.i couldnt finish your vidio i didnt find an argument in it.....just sarcasm.
Well what do you expect? An honest argument for a god always ends in defeat. The only remaining choice is dishonesty.
It gets even more bizarre when you point out the dishonesty of the arguments, and they go on and on about their innocence/ignorance, then use the same tactics again and again on other people KNOWING that their arguments are dishonest, and continuing to claim innocence...
@gassymullins Yeah but the first one defeats itself. If human reasoning is flawed, and thats true then you have to stop right there. Because whatever you say next is going to be flawed
it may be flawed in a sense that it is reasoning however to say my reasoning is flawed is to say your reasoning that my reasoning is flawed is flawed which I suppose brings us back to square one so good point
-what a bunch of bullshit. that statement proves nothing. thats like me saying raining cows exsists just because I said so. Next time, try to get actual evidense you fucking idiot.
"-what a bunch of bullshit. that statement proves nothing. thats like me saying raining cows exsists just because I said so. Next time, try to get actual evidense you fucking idiot. "
Was this directed at me?
Do you understand that I am making fun of these arguments?
utterly utterly brilliant comment! musicluvax331 is the winner! I think you have to admit he has you there Jaguar: he saw right through this argument.
*[whispers] psst... ML331, look at a few other vids from JJ and see if you can detect a theme. Then rewatch this one and I think you'll find... he's on your side*
you agree that cows exist therefore it is not possible for them to not exist. cows are a finite object therefore they can not bring themselves into existence so something greater, infinite, has to bring them into existence. that infinite being is God.
There is proof that God exists. Something finite cannot bring itself into existence so the world must have been created by something infinite. God is the infinite spirit that created the universe.
@xxboelstler5xx 1. the alleged complexity of humans is the result of millions of years of evolution. 2. The alleged designer does not necessarily have to be God?
Cool video! I think arguing on either side of any of these cases proves nothing. It seems there are logical arguments in both cases, yet, none of them prove the existence/non-existence of a god. That doesn't mean that one side is not right. Just because an idea makes sense doesn't necessitate truth. Otherwise, the world would not be as it is as it has never made sense. All arguments are absurd, including this one, in some way.
Sure, sometimes it takes a little more thought for some to understand an idea, but, that doesn't point to truth in either direction. It's only perspective, relative to the questions asked; and any presumed ideas should always be thrown out the door while asking the questions; otherwise, interpretation of answers will be taken under a biased notion of self-satisfaction. Or, there is very good chance that I could be, and am wrong.
"arguing on either side of any of these cases proves nothing"
Sure it does. You can show that an argument is flawed, therefore it's conclusion is a non-sequitur. This prove that no god exists but it does prove that the holder of the argument does not have good reason.
the only decent argument is S.t Anselms, which was later popularized by Descartes and is better known as the Ontological argument, which still fails. The rest were hilarious, awesome video.
But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;
But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God. Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men. For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
Right, punishing us for something our ancestors did thousands of years ago that we had no control over whatsoever. Another one of god's WONDERFUL creations. THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.
You fail to actually prove anything. That it is indeed a judgment, and not an evolutionary glitch in nature. That there is indeed a deity, and that everything isn't really set by laws that have always existed. You fail to show any proof of anything, and just continue to clutch ever so tightly on your little archaic book, that was written many thousands of years before we understood space, the earth, and ourselves. You know nothing, and your words/actions reflect that.
Is that really everything you have to say? If that is, then you should give up on your weak quest to spread your ideals, since you can't even support them with words.
You didn't prove that people are fighting a "god", nor did you even show how apparently in the end they came to a sorry end. If you want, I send actual empirically scientific proof that people as religious as you are more afraid of dying than those who are less religious.
There was a study done where they took multiple surveys and records of people who were dying, from cancer, critical wounds, and what not. It was found that there was a correlation between high amounts of religious belief and the demand for treatments that increased the longevity of their life, but typically greatly increased the pain; and in most cases, to unbearable levels (where it would be more preferable to die). Why is that?
Why, if they are so sure they have eternal souls, and that there is indeed a heaven as they believe, would they be fighting against their death? Isn't it the will of god that they are dying? Why defy it? Sound hypocritical?
It was commented on that the actions of these people may be due to the fact that they've never really contemplated their death; that their entire philosophy has given them a shield, that stops them from ever facing death on any level: funerals and their own.
When people die, what would you say to the loved ones? "They've gone to a better place", right? Instead of looking at the truth, that they have gone where we will all go. . . to oblivion. So to tell me that in the end I'll only come to a sorry end is laughable to me, and others like myself. Because we know that every day is to be cherished, and lived fully; cause we don't get a second chance. There isn't immortality at the end of the road. It will be just nothing, like your beliefs.
Well, I guess you've proven it; you're just like the rest of the bible thumpers. You just repeat what's been drilled into your head since birth, and don't actually think nor talk to another.
And I guess you think ignoring my arguments and refutations to your statements allows you to remain just as correct in your head, but as you can see from the opposition you receive time and time again from the majority, your ideals and ideas are fallible, weak, and false.
Thousands of early Christian writings and lexionaries (first and second century) cite verses from the New Testament. In fact, it is nearly possible to put together the entire New Testament just from early Christian writings. For example, the Epistle of Clement to the Corinthians (dated 95 A.D.) cites verses from the Gospels, Acts, Romans, 1 Corinthians, Ephesians, Titus, Hebrews, and 1 Peter. The letters of Ignatius (dated 115 A.D.) were written to several churches in Asia Minor
its called Faith,too bad u dont have any,Those stupid greedy American preachers about the gods ways,makes me sick with the people cheering emptying pockets for gods personal love.lucky their is only a vast majority ,still its a sad world at the moment....
Great vid, as always! Although I do have a bit of a gripe about the Quantum mechanics thing. Firstly, you never really touched on it and secondly isn't multi-dimensional theory a big part of it?? Surely you've gotta give em that one? It could a least build a better breed of creationist if they all have to understand Quantum theory? It's largely irrelevant to me if there is a god or not (Epicurus said it best!!) but we certainly can't say that one couldn't be hiding in the quantum world?
Diet Coke is not self-replicating. It's not a stable self-contained system, it will go bad over time, even unopened. And we know exactly where it comes from. That's why it's ridiculous.
If that can suddenly undergoes mitosis, you'll have a real conundrum.
Look at it in reverse. if you don't recall buying it, the appearance in your fridge is a "miracle". Or the job allowing you to buy it is a miracle. Any stretch can be taken to claim supernatural cause.
Bwahaha. I love the deceit argument. The finest of hypocrisy.
When faced with two contradictory statements, the correct response is to trust the one you heard first without examining it thoroughly, and declare the other to be a malicious lie? How exactly do you KNOW that you haven't been deceived already?
And do you know why I know he exists? I was in the ocean, A mile out, no really. The water was up to my neck. The waves were tromendous. When I stood at the shore, the waves pushed me towards the ocean. So god saved me, AGAIN.
ok he calls athesit laughable morons well any one who believes in a higher power is a fucking retard idiot who need to be piledrived by the world fattest man of the empire state building. i can give a lot of reaons y god doen's exist 1 he doesn't exsit
2 the first 2 people in christianity where adam and eve so tell me they new gof existed so why did other relgions start to sprout and y did it tak 1 million years for your god to show his son .
OK, apparently the concept of sarcasm seems to be escaping you. I was making fun of the arguments that theists use to prove god exists. I am a Humanist (IHEU) and reject all claims of supernatural.
You know about Underpants Gnomes? I'd always put it down to that 11th bottle of Theakston's Old Peculier being a bit off, or not going too well with the Glenfiddich afterwards!
"not going too well with the Glenfiddich afterwards!"
Argument by Heretical Single Malt. There can only by ONE! (Why do you think they call it SINGLE malt?)
Note for the uninitiated: The argument is heresy rather than infidel because Glenfiddich is at least Speyside; therefore the disagreement is doctrinal rather than fundamental.
Hang on a sec, before you go 'round ideologically knocking blends, remember this; in all cases a single malt will be preferred over a blend but long bouts of unemployment and cheap blended scotch were made for each other. So if you have the money, a 14 year old bottle of Oban is best but if you are poor white trash, like me, Johnny Walker Red will do.
Aha, argument from gluten intolerance. Gluten intolerance means more beer for those of us unaffected, therefore god exists!!
Only a truly omniscient and omnipotent god could have come up with gluten intolerance to make more beer available for the rest of us! This disproves evolution as everyone likes beer and any gluten intolerance would be selected against!! We have our smoking gun!!!
"Only a truly omniscient and omnipotent god could have come up with . . ."
Distillation!
You have fallen for the lies of the Dark Eal. We are the chosen few whose evil enzymes God has removed by his own hand. The pure of digestion who only partake of the Spirit in it's rarefied form (with special pleadings for sake, therefore Budweiser is the very embodiment of evil, which I think we can eal agree on).
I've always wondered at the "God is eternal" statement. Even if god set off the big bang, that does not mean s/he/it currently exists. Even if god created the world, that still does not mean s/he/it currently exists. Even if god is transcendent, that does not mean s/he/it currently exists. Regardless of what deeds s/he/it has done, or even if it is/was/will be omnipotents, that does not mean s/he/it currently exists, as it could have destroyed, disintegrated, or evaporated itself long ago.
Beware Poe's Law.
renragkrik 2 months ago
GOD exist because everytime i pray to him he answers my prayers
MultiRob6 5 months ago
I farted...there, GOD EXISTS!
mikefromwa 5 months ago
@mikefromwa No, you farted because you ate Taco Bell. The argument is NOT thoughts= reality. That would be absurd. Understand the argument and you will see how your comment, and many on this board, fails.
Horvath321 5 months ago
@Horvath321: "The argument is NOT thoughts= reality. That would be absurd."
Right, it's almost as absurd as believing in an invisible, immortal, telepathic sky-buddy who single-handedly created the ENTIRE universe in a few days. Who created a man from dirt, created a woman from that man's rib, and who then later murdered the entire Earth because he was angry (even though he's a 'loving' god).
Yeah, nothing "absurd" about that claim, noooooooooo. Makes PERFECT sense!
mikefromwa 5 months ago
@mikefromwa Well, considering the other option is that matter/energy, etc created itself out of nothing (THAT's scientific!) and then exploded, I'll take my chances with God. Please don't ignore the fact that God gave people a chance before "murdering" them, they refused. If someone commits a crime=prison. I suppose that's immoral too? Love isn't doing whatever you want. Again, absurd= matter/energy creating itself...or a God existing. I'll go with God any day of the weak. Message me.
Horvath321 5 months ago
@Horvath321: "I'll take my chances with God."
You're free to believe in whatever imaginary creature you like.
"Please don't ignore the fact that God gave people a chance"
No, he didn't. It's a ridiculous fable, and it's embarrassing to see a grown man babbling so earnestly about this nonsensical horsecrap.
"Love isn't doing whatever you want."
Who said it was? What does this have to do with anything?
mikefromwa 5 months ago
What makes this video so funny for me is that I already heard all of those in "discussions". And my opponents seriously couldn't figure out why I couldn't take them serious. I mean, I didn't grow up in a religious environment, so when I first heard people making such claims I seriously thought they were all just trolls O_o
narutofan9999 6 months ago
Dude quit trying to be Billy Bob Thorton
Jesusfreak101Bemis 10 months ago
This was so hilarious. Top score sir!
TGGeko 11 months ago
Seriously, you are really pathetic. Attacking a religion due to your ignorance, augmented by your hubris, is really sad. You waste your time doing this? Seriously, may you learn to come to Jesus, man.
K9mc100 11 months ago
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@K9mc100: "Attacking a religion due to your ignorance"
You know what's worse? Believing in religion due to your ignorance.
mikefromwa 5 months ago
"Fundamentalists" intentionally make clowns out of the truth on purpose, to satire truth. That's because they want the attention taken off of the person and the work of Jesus Christ and tuned into their dumb ya down programming for the desensitization and loss of all godly morals and values. Shilling is SWITCHING.
SwordofSpirit1 11 months ago
SWITCHING, SWITCHING, SWITCHING: Jesus said that in latter days, the last generation WILL CALL GOOD EVIL AND EVIL GOOD. THEY WILL SWITCH SWEET FOR BITTER AND BITTER FOR SWEET, PURITY WILL BE LUST, PROUD WILL BE HAPPY. As we wax callous, cold, worse, and gross, mainstream society will adopt and embrace all of these as their own SOCIETAL NORM AND they will be PRACTICED RIGHT UP UNTIL HIS COMING.
SwordofSpirit1 11 months ago
To the born again child of God, though, it is No Great Surprise. I am excited because they are the birthing pangs of His return and I'm confident of my being called His Sealed of Israel. We're in our final days before the 2nd Coming of our LORD and Saviour, Jesus Christ. Sectarianism is Sin, anyhow, in God's eyes. God's church embodiment was created without hands. Shilling is SWITCHING.
SwordofSpirit1 11 months ago
God in Jesus said to make a people ready for Him and to prepare a path (road) for Him, and to remove all stumbling blocks. When this is complete, and the knowledge of the LORD is spread throughout the earth, He will look down, see all of the light that was given to the Gentiles (heathen) through the Great Commission fulfillment, He will collect His remnant (sealed of Israel), and then the Last Day that no one will want to be here for will come to commence.
SwordofSpirit1 11 months ago
Im a christian but this video is worth as much as the turd waiting to come out of my ass.
advocateforchrist 11 months ago
About the first argument. I propose that god does not exist
GarretsShadow 11 months ago
About the reductio ad absurdium argument: I say that a greater being than the greatest concievable being is one who can be the greatest concievable being whilst simultaniously not existing. Therefore, god does not exist
GarretsShadow 11 months ago
Evidence for god would be god.
mainvideos2009 1 year ago
I fart. Therefore god does not exist and theists are primitive folks.
Neueregel 1 year ago
Amazing video. So very, very aptly put together... ;)
Jude2Mahoney 1 year ago
human reasoning is inherently flawed and its inherently astounding. human reasoning dreamed up every god ever to be worshipped, wrote the words of every god ever to be worshipped. so what a load of shit it is to hear someone who believes in incredible stories invented by humans, saying that no human can judge a god or have knowledge of a god or challenege the assertion that there is a god. its a very special plea. god's wisdom is whatever any man says it is. so is god.
executionerofgod 1 year ago
God exists because Dr. W.L. Craig proved it within his famous five points.
The sixth one, was: Above all, I have that feeling, that he is inside me.
And, for that point there is no rebuke available.
Therefore, God exists !
:-))
MrJurekGG 1 year ago
I laughed so hard that I cried... Well done, sir!
Insatium 1 year ago
This was nice. Entertaining, and so true in many ways. Religion is poison, and religious people really are that stupid.
bary1234 1 year ago
god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie god is a lie
IrishGameNerd 1 year ago
@IrishGameNerd Right on bro . Set your phaser gun to ' Stun with Logic ' , and if you find yourself in trouble , set phaser to ' Vitriolic Attack ' . You'll prevail. I ca assure you . Good luck .
evidenceonly 1 year ago
@IrishGameNerd where did the earth come from?
greeneyedqt011 5 months ago
Are these real arguments from theists?
JMcH 1 year ago
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informative to the stupid and the gullible..you are useless..still expounding the useless creation myth that historians as well as scientists now realize is untrue,...you don't believe in evolution because you are unevolved
BoroughStudiio 1 year ago
Argument from guitar mastery is indeed truth!!!!!!
krissy4nik 1 year ago
The Testicular Argument
I told someone that god wasnt real
She kicked me in the crotch
I fell down and cried from the pain
THEREFORE deez nuts exist.LMAO!!
Good vid JJ.
rekabsullett 1 year ago
sarcasm all to the side,there is far more credible evidence of a creator,than exist for any of the atheistic theories that some folks call science.i couldnt finish your vidio i didnt find an argument in it.....just sarcasm.
plbobj 1 year ago
@plbobj
"Credible evidence of a creator,than exist for any of the atheistic theories that some folks call science"
1. There is no evidence what-so-ever for a creator.
2. Atheism is not a theory & has no theories at its core. Atheism, in a broad sense, is simply the rejection of belief in the existence of god/gods.
freetheworldof 1 year ago
why is it tagged "vagina"
jetfreak114 1 year ago
wow the comments arent disabled . . . so unlike a theist.
keggerous 1 year ago
Well what do you expect? An honest argument for a god always ends in defeat. The only remaining choice is dishonesty.
It gets even more bizarre when you point out the dishonesty of the arguments, and they go on and on about their innocence/ignorance, then use the same tactics again and again on other people KNOWING that their arguments are dishonest, and continuing to claim innocence...
Sick.
yubarraboo 1 year ago
LMAO, is this a joke?
TheWinepusher 2 years ago
aside from the first one these arguments are make no sense haha....they are stupid
gassymullins 2 years ago
@gassymullins Yeah but the first one defeats itself. If human reasoning is flawed, and thats true then you have to stop right there. Because whatever you say next is going to be flawed
kartmankai 2 years ago
it may be flawed in a sense that it is reasoning however to say my reasoning is flawed is to say your reasoning that my reasoning is flawed is flawed which I suppose brings us back to square one so good point
gassymullins 2 years ago
Wow....Im not really sure if you or I win this round. Logic is HARD!...lol
kartmankai 2 years ago
wow best video ive seen in awhile
Psycnosis 2 years ago
where are you getting these crappy arguments? lol
lynxiness 2 years ago
it's a video showcasing fallacious arguments commonly used by retards
Savaril 2 years ago
LOLZ
BattlePope 2 years ago
LOL
BattlePope 2 years ago
Argument from a frustrated bass player (namely me)
1) Victor Wooten is God
2) Therefore God exists
Fourstringer 2 years ago 11
I love you.
nocturnezero 2 years ago
@Fourstringer no... Lemmy is god.. Lemmy Kilmister, look him up all of you..do it now.
Why are you still reading this??? Look up Lemmy Kilmister and you will find god.
bojanklesexperience 1 year ago
@Fourstringer My version
1) I forgot to take my meds
2) I AM GOD!!!!!
3) I exist
4) Therefore, god exists
ZachValkyrie 7 months ago
The sad part is that all these are very real, isn't it.
SexyMelon 2 years ago 6
If god really exists he will make meh a penut budder sammich.
(1min l8rz)
nuntin, so that iz enough proof dat gawd duz not egzist.
AresCitadel 2 years ago
thats proof that you failed english
shadowpwnage 2 years ago
This video is full of Strawmen and Red Herrings.
pastorkevin73 2 years ago
lol.
i just wonder that... if God exists, What`s Faith all about?
peteq1972 2 years ago
fuck eric clapton, john petrucci is god.
DanielCriticalMX 2 years ago
"Argument from authority"
.....
"god exsists"
"why?"
"because we said so"
"god exsists"
-what a bunch of bullshit. that statement proves nothing. thats like me saying raining cows exsists just because I said so. Next time, try to get actual evidense you fucking idiot.
musicxluvax331 2 years ago
"-what a bunch of bullshit. that statement proves nothing. thats like me saying raining cows exsists just because I said so. Next time, try to get actual evidense you fucking idiot. "
Was this directed at me?
Do you understand that I am making fun of these arguments?
This is satire, you get that, right?
JaguarJ0nes 2 years ago 6
@JaguarJ0nes
Nope. He doesn't !
Unbelievably high number of idiots on YouTube. The satire, POE, irony - hardly ever pass to those brains.
Gotta live with it, Jaguar. :-))
Stay cool, man. Don't let them bite you.
MrJurekGG 1 year ago
@JaguarJ0nes Just like other ppl have done this you have to make this more clear to people i was even about to call you an idiot
INVENTABOY 7 months ago
your self esteem should now be down by like 5%
DanielCriticalMX 2 years ago
utterly utterly brilliant comment! musicluvax331 is the winner! I think you have to admit he has you there Jaguar: he saw right through this argument.
*[whispers] psst... ML331, look at a few other vids from JJ and see if you can detect a theme. Then rewatch this one and I think you'll find... he's on your side*
mikeakachorlton 1 year ago
@musicxluvax331 Yes this is an idiot,
Bjjownsu10 11 months ago
@musicxluvax331
you agree that cows exist therefore it is not possible for them to not exist. cows are a finite object therefore they can not bring themselves into existence so something greater, infinite, has to bring them into existence. that infinite being is God.
lkforever28 5 months ago
There is proof that God exists. Something finite cannot bring itself into existence so the world must have been created by something infinite. God is the infinite spirit that created the universe.
runningrocks123 5 months ago
@runningrocks123 ahhh the cosmoligical argument
adevroy12 5 months ago
@runningrocks123 Way to defy your logic. You said something infinite cannot exist but you also say god is infinite so he doesn't exist.
OhF0UK 5 months ago
@musicxluvax331 arguemnent of the atheists.
Where does the earth come from?
"chance"
How can you make many complex human beings from just one molecule. what started the world.
"chance"
Ya cause chance such a great arguement.. we all came from design and that designer is God
xxboelstler5xx 5 months ago
@xxboelstler5xx 1. the alleged complexity of humans is the result of millions of years of evolution. 2. The alleged designer does not necessarily have to be God?
Horvath321 5 months ago
@musicxluvax331 If God does not exist, then where did you come from?
yayyschool1 5 months ago
4:55
indeed!
He's also racist! Now ain't that a peach!
ZachValkyrie 2 years ago
Cool video! I think arguing on either side of any of these cases proves nothing. It seems there are logical arguments in both cases, yet, none of them prove the existence/non-existence of a god. That doesn't mean that one side is not right. Just because an idea makes sense doesn't necessitate truth. Otherwise, the world would not be as it is as it has never made sense. All arguments are absurd, including this one, in some way.
outofmyshadow 2 years ago
Sure, sometimes it takes a little more thought for some to understand an idea, but, that doesn't point to truth in either direction. It's only perspective, relative to the questions asked; and any presumed ideas should always be thrown out the door while asking the questions; otherwise, interpretation of answers will be taken under a biased notion of self-satisfaction. Or, there is very good chance that I could be, and am wrong.
outofmyshadow 2 years ago
"arguing on either side of any of these cases proves nothing"
Sure it does. You can show that an argument is flawed, therefore it's conclusion is a non-sequitur. This prove that no god exists but it does prove that the holder of the argument does not have good reason.
artyfarty2 2 years ago
the only decent argument is S.t Anselms, which was later popularized by Descartes and is better known as the Ontological argument, which still fails. The rest were hilarious, awesome video.
DanielCriticalMX 2 years ago
so what you're saying is.... god exists....I think I may be a bit skeptical of your arguements ;)
AbdultheImpailler 2 years ago
But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;
But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God. Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men. For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
valu777 2 years ago
speak modern english, the year is 2009, not 29
AbdultheImpailler 2 years ago 2
GOD says he made us! period
For You formed my inward parts;
You wove me in my mothers womb.
I will give thanks to You, for I am fearfully and wonderfully made;
Wonderful are Your works,
And my soul knows it very well.
see you know the truth but try and suppress it
valu777 2 years ago
"GOD says he made us! period"
This might work if he told us all at the same time. If you hear voices in your head that is not yours, you're advised to see a doctor.
r33fermadness 2 years ago
are you calling your maker a lier?
god said this
You formed my inward parts;
You wove me in my mothers womb.
14 I will give thanks to You, for I am fearfully and wonderfully made;
Wonderful are Your works,
And my soul knows it very well.
valu777 2 years ago
I suppose, since he made EVERYTHING, that cancer and AIDS and tuberculosis and leukemia are all wonderful too, right?
Plentopic 2 years ago
oh yes they are his judgements caused a long time ago by our ansestors
the sins of the fathers are passed down the generations
valu777 2 years ago
Right, punishing us for something our ancestors did thousands of years ago that we had no control over whatsoever. Another one of god's WONDERFUL creations. THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.
Plentopic 2 years ago
plen its`reality we all live with it doctors know that illnesses run in families if we just folowed our creator we would be so much happier
valu777 2 years ago
Well said.
ChairmanKiel 2 years ago
You fail to actually prove anything. That it is indeed a judgment, and not an evolutionary glitch in nature. That there is indeed a deity, and that everything isn't really set by laws that have always existed. You fail to show any proof of anything, and just continue to clutch ever so tightly on your little archaic book, that was written many thousands of years before we understood space, the earth, and ourselves. You know nothing, and your words/actions reflect that.
ChairmanKiel 2 years ago
r33fermad
the voice of GOD in us is a still small voice in our Gut its the gut feeling thats always right
valu777 2 years ago
If truth is really badly written metaphorical bullshit, then I'm glad we suppress it.
ChairmanKiel 2 years ago
chairmanKiel hi many ppl in history have taken the position of fighting against GOD
only to come to a sorry end see here is wisdome GOD will even use all your efforts for his cause.
so in that light thank you for your efforts
May our creator father in heaven bless you
valu777 2 years ago
Is that really everything you have to say? If that is, then you should give up on your weak quest to spread your ideals, since you can't even support them with words.
You didn't prove that people are fighting a "god", nor did you even show how apparently in the end they came to a sorry end. If you want, I send actual empirically scientific proof that people as religious as you are more afraid of dying than those who are less religious.
ChairmanKiel 2 years ago
There was a study done where they took multiple surveys and records of people who were dying, from cancer, critical wounds, and what not. It was found that there was a correlation between high amounts of religious belief and the demand for treatments that increased the longevity of their life, but typically greatly increased the pain; and in most cases, to unbearable levels (where it would be more preferable to die). Why is that?
ChairmanKiel 2 years ago
Why, if they are so sure they have eternal souls, and that there is indeed a heaven as they believe, would they be fighting against their death? Isn't it the will of god that they are dying? Why defy it? Sound hypocritical?
It was commented on that the actions of these people may be due to the fact that they've never really contemplated their death; that their entire philosophy has given them a shield, that stops them from ever facing death on any level: funerals and their own.
ChairmanKiel 2 years ago
When people die, what would you say to the loved ones? "They've gone to a better place", right? Instead of looking at the truth, that they have gone where we will all go. . . to oblivion. So to tell me that in the end I'll only come to a sorry end is laughable to me, and others like myself. Because we know that every day is to be cherished, and lived fully; cause we don't get a second chance. There isn't immortality at the end of the road. It will be just nothing, like your beliefs.
ChairmanKiel 2 years ago
Well, I guess you've proven it; you're just like the rest of the bible thumpers. You just repeat what's been drilled into your head since birth, and don't actually think nor talk to another.
And I guess you think ignoring my arguments and refutations to your statements allows you to remain just as correct in your head, but as you can see from the opposition you receive time and time again from the majority, your ideals and ideas are fallible, weak, and false.
ChairmanKiel 2 years ago
its satire
Surfking9000 2 years ago
Therefore God exists.
DanielCriticalMX 2 years ago
YEP he shure dose
valu777 2 years ago
must have been quite a large dose
DanielCriticalMX 2 years ago
Thousands of early Christian writings and lexionaries (first and second century) cite verses from the New Testament. In fact, it is nearly possible to put together the entire New Testament just from early Christian writings. For example, the Epistle of Clement to the Corinthians (dated 95 A.D.) cites verses from the Gospels, Acts, Romans, 1 Corinthians, Ephesians, Titus, Hebrews, and 1 Peter. The letters of Ignatius (dated 115 A.D.) were written to several churches in Asia Minor
valu777 2 years ago
This DUDES voice, shows he's a human PRICK ???
10 billion waves go through your eyes and body, each day. And the Universe creator, can't make a few more for storage after death?
HOMOsex are the biggest, militant group, of atheists ???
Boy George, George Michael, Elton, and
100K other UK Blokes, like Sodomy Too !
Yipee ! UK Asspeople are full of Dark Crap : ) Rot-Decay?
NONE of their 500 Million Ancestors ever made
one baby from their rear end. Ever ! "O" = " Zero "
CHRISTSmusiciansSEA 2 years ago
you can tell a prick from a voice? hmm nice powers
10 billion waves? hmmm can you name them?
Homosex as militant group atheists? hmmm do you know these people?
Uk asspeople... wow another american
NONE of their 500 Million Ancestors ever made
one baby from their rear end? you do rear ends to make babies?
bajorjor1 2 years ago
damn I can't even understand this garbage. TD
MajorDestruction 2 years ago
its called Faith,too bad u dont have any,Those stupid greedy American preachers about the gods ways,makes me sick with the people cheering emptying pockets for gods personal love.lucky their is only a vast majority ,still its a sad world at the moment....
younoooob 2 years ago
Great vid, as always! Although I do have a bit of a gripe about the Quantum mechanics thing. Firstly, you never really touched on it and secondly isn't multi-dimensional theory a big part of it?? Surely you've gotta give em that one? It could a least build a better breed of creationist if they all have to understand Quantum theory? It's largely irrelevant to me if there is a god or not (Epicurus said it best!!) but we certainly can't say that one couldn't be hiding in the quantum world?
dragon83uk 2 years ago
ugh, you forgot the argument of existance;
nothing comes from nothing,
you are something,
something omnipotent must have made everything,
omnipotent like a god,
therefore god exists.
danthemango 2 years ago
nevermind, found it on the site, though that should have been on the video
danthemango 2 years ago
You know what?
I think I will decide what should and should not be on the videos on my own channel.
JaguarJ0nes 2 years ago
yeah, but it is such a common argument, it's interesting that you skipped it.
danthemango 2 years ago
BacksliddenLogic: This lovely can of diet coke that I'm drinking right now wasnt made by anything or anyone. It just IS.
AthiestDropkick: Thats ridiculas.
BacksliddenLogic: At what point does "just IS" stop being ridiculas?
AtheistDropkick: Umm...
Vlaxitov 2 years ago
Diet Coke is not self-replicating. It's not a stable self-contained system, it will go bad over time, even unopened. And we know exactly where it comes from. That's why it's ridiculous.
If that can suddenly undergoes mitosis, you'll have a real conundrum.
Look at it in reverse. if you don't recall buying it, the appearance in your fridge is a "miracle". Or the job allowing you to buy it is a miracle. Any stretch can be taken to claim supernatural cause.
When does *that* become ridiculous?
jbxenia 2 years ago
You dont know with certainty where that can of diet coke came from. See I told you. It's a miracle that I'm drinking it.
Vlaxitov 2 years ago
And your decietfulness is just another proof he does exist. He warned us about you heathens.
jasonwkeller76 2 years ago
Bwahaha. I love the deceit argument. The finest of hypocrisy.
When faced with two contradictory statements, the correct response is to trust the one you heard first without examining it thoroughly, and declare the other to be a malicious lie? How exactly do you KNOW that you haven't been deceived already?
jbxenia 2 years ago
God exists and you know it. And i would bet your gonna burn in hell for this, lol.
jasonwkeller76 2 years ago
Where's part two? Also can you move slightly away from the microphone next time, or clean up your audio?
eszettfromhell 2 years ago
Your words reveal your simplicity. Your attitude reveals your error.
TruthObsessed 2 years ago
A very cute and simplistic viewpoint.
"Those that believe in God are stupid. Therefore, God doesn't exist." Oy.
TruthObsessed 2 years ago
Q.E.D.
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 2 years ago
good one
TruthObsessed 2 years ago
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Youromeshie 2 years ago
U cant prove god exists...
El3mentEMS 2 years ago
isn't the argument from rain perchance's sister's argument, not pcs's?
calvinhobbesliker2 2 years ago
I changed it because no one would know who perchance is. Like I said, its adapted, so there are some changes here and there.
I like Calvin and Hobbs too. Too bad he quit doing them.
JaguarJ0nes 2 years ago
So who is perchance? Also, why doesn't the ninja argument have Therefore god exists at the end?
calvinhobbesliker2 2 years ago
What the FUCK do I know?
Just deal with it!
JaguarJ0nes 2 years ago
OK. Where in that page did you get the ninjas?
calvinhobbesliker2 2 years ago
God is taking credit from the waves for saving your life!
Argument from Stolen Credibility
FitoSaav 2 years ago
I guess we could file a DMCA claim against him.
JaguarJ0nes 2 years ago
(177) ...and it follows that proposition HRV, SHQ'' and BTU' are all obviously valid. Agreed?
(178) [Atheist either faints from overwork or leaves in disgust.]
(179) Therefore, God exists
calvinhobbesliker2 2 years ago
This the argument from exhaustion. I have it Q'd up for one of the future videos!
JaguarJ0nes 2 years ago
....
(37) So now we have used propositions X, X', Y, Y', Z, Z', P, P', Q and Q' to arrive at the obviously valid point R. Agreed?
(38) Atheist: Like I said, so far I've only agreed with X. Where is this going?
....
(81) So we now conclude from this that propositions L'', L''' and J'' are true. Agreed?
(82) I HAVEN'T AGREED WITH ANYTHING YOU'VE SAID SINCE X! WHERE IS THIS GOING?
....
calvinhobbesliker2 2 years ago
(1) Do you agree with the utterly trivial proposition X?
(2) Atheist: of course.
(3) How about the slightly modified proposition X'?
(4) Atheist: Um, no, not really.
(5) Good. Since we agree, how about Y? Is that true?
(6) Atheist: No! And I didn't agree with X'!
(7) With the truths of these clearly established, surely you agree that Z is true as well?
(8) Atheist: No. So far I have only agreed with X! Where is this going, anyway?
(9) I'm glad we all agree.....
.
calvinhobbesliker2 2 years ago
And do you know why I know he exists? I was in the ocean, A mile out, no really. The water was up to my neck. The waves were tromendous. When I stood at the shore, the waves pushed me towards the ocean. So god saved me, AGAIN.
Youromeshie 2 years ago
Booooooooooooooring...
therefore, God exists...
durteedarln69 2 years ago
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Youromeshie 2 years ago
"Go exists."
And how could any rational mind deny it?
It is a clear cut black vs. white case.
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 2 years ago
Don't try and start an intellectual coversation until you learn to spell and create complete sentences. Thank you
Ass.
durteedarln69 2 years ago
Now that was awesome!
ThatOneQuestion 2 years ago
No. If anything God is the square root of -1. A most unlikely concept and decidedly imaginary!
KrokrX 2 years ago 3
brilliant
JasonCook1978 2 years ago
ok he calls athesit laughable morons well any one who believes in a higher power is a fucking retard idiot who need to be piledrived by the world fattest man of the empire state building. i can give a lot of reaons y god doen's exist 1 he doesn't exsit
2 the first 2 people in christianity where adam and eve so tell me they new gof existed so why did other relgions start to sprout and y did it tak 1 million years for your god to show his son .
thedemonswithin4 2 years ago
OK, apparently the concept of sarcasm seems to be escaping you. I was making fun of the arguments that theists use to prove god exists. I am a Humanist (IHEU) and reject all claims of supernatural.
JaguarJ0nes 2 years ago
Did we miss that other disarmingly efficient theist favourite:-
1 God exists (put fingers in ears until atheist leaves).
KrokrX 2 years ago
That's just the degenerate form of Argument by Argumentation.
Therefore, God is degenerate.
Therefore; Now, let's not always see the same hands (Argument by Tom Lehrer).
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 2 years ago
Generic Argument by Underpants Gnomes:
1. Premise A
2. Premise B
3. ????
4. Prophet!
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 2 years ago
You know about Underpants Gnomes? I'd always put it down to that 11th bottle of Theakston's Old Peculier being a bit off, or not going too well with the Glenfiddich afterwards!
KrokrX 2 years ago
"not going too well with the Glenfiddich afterwards!"
Argument by Heretical Single Malt. There can only by ONE! (Why do you think they call it SINGLE malt?)
Note for the uninitiated: The argument is heresy rather than infidel because Glenfiddich is at least Speyside; therefore the disagreement is doctrinal rather than fundamental.
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 2 years ago
Hang on a sec, before you go 'round ideologically knocking blends, remember this; in all cases a single malt will be preferred over a blend but long bouts of unemployment and cheap blended scotch were made for each other. So if you have the money, a 14 year old bottle of Oban is best but if you are poor white trash, like me, Johnny Walker Red will do.
JaguarJ0nes 2 years ago
You appear to be accusing me of invoking a variant of the No True Scotch Fallacy, which I refute thusly:
Nuh uh!
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 2 years ago
Argument by drunken stupor. After a skinful of Theakstons' Old Peculier all scotch tastes the same, hence God exists!.
KrokrX 2 years ago
I am gluten intolerant, you insensitive clod, therefore I recognize your argument for what it is:
Ale tequila!
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 2 years ago
Aha, argument from gluten intolerance. Gluten intolerance means more beer for those of us unaffected, therefore god exists!!
Only a truly omniscient and omnipotent god could have come up with gluten intolerance to make more beer available for the rest of us! This disproves evolution as everyone likes beer and any gluten intolerance would be selected against!! We have our smoking gun!!!
KrokrX 2 years ago
Sssshhh! Don't tell Hovind or VFX.
KrokrX 2 years ago
"Only a truly omniscient and omnipotent god could have come up with . . ."
Distillation!
You have fallen for the lies of the Dark Eal. We are the chosen few whose evil enzymes God has removed by his own hand. The pure of digestion who only partake of the Spirit in it's rarefied form (with special pleadings for sake, therefore Budweiser is the very embodiment of evil, which I think we can eal agree on).
Therefore; Nanny, nanny, boo boo!
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 2 years ago
Argument from Hauling Ass.....
We get that alot on YouTube :(
FitoSaav 2 years ago
Yes we do.
JaguarJ0nes 2 years ago
In your title it should be "Proofs", not "Proof's", no? Us atheists are accountable to a higher standard, n'est pas?
LeafInTheStream 2 years ago
Dyslexic atheists doesn't believe in a dog too.
Aaberg123 2 years ago
God exists exists exists
idk bout yall but god says he was gona protect u
and how many people die a day
and how it our religon true but other ones arnt?
god exists my ass
joedawg456 2 years ago
It's so funny how many of these I've actually heard in the comments and on other forums.
People actually use these as real arguments.
There has to be more though, maybe dozens more than this.
YourTrueKing 2 years ago
You missed to argument by pangolin
1. Pangolins exists
2. Pangolins are gay looking
3. Therefore god makes gay looking pangolins
mattblackcat 2 years ago
4. Therefore God Exists
GayAssPangolin 2 years ago
I am begining to thing god is a gay looking pangolin
mattblackcat 2 years ago
PCS's Postulate, also known as the mini Hovind Principle:
Hey, I just said that right after you did. Therefore: Give me money.
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 2 years ago
The whole Proof By Gay Looking Pangolins thang is looking very popular. Therefore God exists as a gay looking pangolin.
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 2 years ago
lol if god ever existed he killed himself after hearing creationists talk
yahyahtoopy 2 years ago
I've always wondered at the "God is eternal" statement. Even if god set off the big bang, that does not mean s/he/it currently exists. Even if god created the world, that still does not mean s/he/it currently exists. Even if god is transcendent, that does not mean s/he/it currently exists. Regardless of what deeds s/he/it has done, or even if it is/was/will be omnipotents, that does not mean s/he/it currently exists, as it could have destroyed, disintegrated, or evaporated itself long ago.
Elitistb616 2 years ago