great video, but....fix tha fukin volume todd ya cheap fukin bastard,u almost broke my speakers at the end cuz i had to turn it up all the way to hear u....dick
yes, i have been with a few asians, and when they're shorter their anatomy is designed smaller and tighter. and their vaginas will always snap back to being extra tight, usually when they're 5' 4" or shorter. although an asian girl (chinese) i know agrees but said she thought more like 5' 2" or shorter when the vagina is extra tight.
so its tighter because of the small stature, which would make everything about them smaller, so it would be like rooting a little people and saying theys allways tight.
There ain't a rider that can't be thrown, there ain't a bull that can't be riden, and there ain't a vagina in the world that can't be worn out by too much hard f--ing.
I'm usually on board with everything Todd says, but I'm going to have to disagree with him on this one...
Think about it, the more guys a girl sleeps with, the more likely it is she's going to run into dudes with enormous d*cks, I'm talking, 9, 10, 11 inchers, and those are the ones that really beat up a p*ssy. it's like the difference between a commuter car that has 100,000 highway miles, and a car that reached 100,000 by making high-speed drug runs on the dirt roads of Mexico.
Todd u freakin rock man , youre totally right about the denial thing.a ho will be the first to tell u shes not a ho , even though everyone knows shes the queen of hoville .keep up the good work todd
I got a problem, Todd. Me and the wife both have cars and have to share a spot at our apartment. But this hoe has been parkin in my spot so I wrote her a note that said "Dear bitch, quit parkin in my goddamn spot. you park your ass down the block and walk your ass up here like I have to do when you park in the spot that I pay for." and she acts like I'm the bad guy! She don't even live here. She just comes to see her ass-hat boyfriend that just moved in. What should I do?
Now that's ingenious! Much respect to you, Todd, for backing your case with examples AND 'the math' (presented like a true player). If anybody takes the crown (from Fly Guy, of course) at the 2009 Pimp Of The Year Awards, it'd better be you. And if not you, then me. 2 thumbs up!
Thank you. Todd, just for your info, my relationship finally ended. I told her that I could not go on like that with her.
Low and behold, I grabbed my nuts and ran off into the sunset. I'd rather be alone and have my nuts, then to be getting some and have no sight of where my mojo is.
Todd, your example of 4 to 5 in 8-years is brilliant. Damn, I just noticed, I have not had fresh pussy in years. I thought I had fresh pussy, but this proves me wrong.
I just got off work and watched this, I quickly realized I did not have a beer in hand (got one now). Bitches at my work who flirt with me saying they just broke up with their boyfriend number 4 or 5 and thay've only have had like 5 in 2 years, telling me about how they were up til' 1 am drinking ... yeah, thanks for telling me you're a hoe. Gotta listen.
Just jerk off. Your hand doesent argue with you. Your hand is always with you so you dont have to be home at a certain time. You dont have to listen to your hand because it doesent talk(unless your one of those schizophrenic types). Your hand doesent get pussy stink.
Good advice bro, i had a hoe try and get back in contact with me about 3 weeks ago after 9 months of her riding someother guys cock!...i was like bitch getta fuck outta here.
JLO hoes the worst lol j that bitch is a hoe
fiya678 1 year ago
i cant beleive this was 2 years ago
StupidKunt09 1 year ago
Dude you fuckin rock. My idol. U are teaching me how to be a man!
LittleEthepolack 2 years ago
Man, Todd going hard on these hoes.
Broyale26 2 years ago
Honestly I think Todd is very smart and funny. Where is he from? What accent does he have?
tanga777 2 years ago
lol just like scrubs
damondamon56 2 years ago
U ARE A LEGEND KEEP IT UP
rabd1988 2 years ago 2
This comment has received too many negative votes show
you guys are stupid morons and todd to asshole sexsiest asses
newfie45 2 years ago
ROFLMAO fail.
nickdo 2 years ago
Right on. I can only nod to The Todd.
hornetpalooza 2 years ago 5
man im loving ur videos, they're the best, soo damn funny!!!
keep it up
bless
takeurchance09 2 years ago 2
great video, but....fix tha fukin volume todd ya cheap fukin bastard,u almost broke my speakers at the end cuz i had to turn it up all the way to hear u....dick
NICJEN2008 2 years ago
"whos pussy looks like it yawning"
FutureFrontLA 2 years ago 2
J-loe hoes
FutureFrontLA 2 years ago
Great definitions on women. Unfortunately, I agree.
Good point on hoes.
Hoe is as hoe does.
HappyGoLuckyGoogler 2 years ago
What are hoes , i need a good definiction to become a HOEBUSTER! LOL
ilovewebkinztheyrule 2 years ago
this is a class :)
rockstarzee19 3 years ago
loooool
J-Lo bitches :D i never thought about that but you are right todd !!!!!
BonAquak 3 years ago
No man, they are everywhere. Get with the program Sir.
DrMaxit 3 years ago
Word. We gots to keep these hoodrats and scalawags in check.
blinkivxx 3 years ago
good shit
TehM1LKMAN 3 years ago
subscribed.
louisprima 3 years ago
"THATS A LOT OF LILES ON DAT PUSSY!!"LOLhaahahahhahahahahahahahahah
smartinez60 3 years ago
when can we get hoebustin t-shirts
ZAKK2332 3 years ago 5
REAL TALK
yamemaru 3 years ago
you know your stuff todd ;) that's as much as i can say without breaking girl code
MyGirlyTube 3 years ago
i wanna stick it in your girly tube
sup baby hit me up ;)
utahsa1nt 3 years ago
todd, you are a genius
breaststroker25 3 years ago
You speak the honest truth Todd,
respect.
dirtyazza 3 years ago
asian pussy can take all that extra boning and still remain tight. if they're 5'4" or shorter.
fuckoes 3 years ago
And you have been with many an asian 5' 4" and under?
is your theory proven?
is it a theory?
dirtyazza 3 years ago
yes, i have been with a few asians, and when they're shorter their anatomy is designed smaller and tighter. and their vaginas will always snap back to being extra tight, usually when they're 5' 4" or shorter. although an asian girl (chinese) i know agrees but said she thought more like 5' 2" or shorter when the vagina is extra tight.
fuckoes 3 years ago
so its tighter because of the small stature, which would make everything about them smaller, so it would be like rooting a little people and saying theys allways tight.
dirtyazza 3 years ago
No, man.
There ain't a rider that can't be thrown, there ain't a bull that can't be riden, and there ain't a vagina in the world that can't be worn out by too much hard f--ing.
xerxes465 3 years ago
So, personally I prefer the chick who's only been with five dudes. Not questioning your brilliance Todd, just wanted to point something out.
xerxes465 3 years ago
true but even a chick who's been with only two dudes might regularly use a 6" circumference wax candle for private recreation.
AsianDatingSite 3 years ago
Hahahahahah Oh shit!
DONDIVA1969 3 years ago
I'm usually on board with everything Todd says, but I'm going to have to disagree with him on this one...
Think about it, the more guys a girl sleeps with, the more likely it is she's going to run into dudes with enormous d*cks, I'm talking, 9, 10, 11 inchers, and those are the ones that really beat up a p*ssy. it's like the difference between a commuter car that has 100,000 highway miles, and a car that reached 100,000 by making high-speed drug runs on the dirt roads of Mexico.
xerxes465 3 years ago 2
Todd u freakin rock man , youre totally right about the denial thing.a ho will be the first to tell u shes not a ho , even though everyone knows shes the queen of hoville .keep up the good work todd
Xsublime28xX 3 years ago
I got a problem, Todd. Me and the wife both have cars and have to share a spot at our apartment. But this hoe has been parkin in my spot so I wrote her a note that said "Dear bitch, quit parkin in my goddamn spot. you park your ass down the block and walk your ass up here like I have to do when you park in the spot that I pay for." and she acts like I'm the bad guy! She don't even live here. She just comes to see her ass-hat boyfriend that just moved in. What should I do?
alexm141 3 years ago 3
the girl parking in yo' spot isn't yo' wife but some random hoe?
i would call the city and have a meter maid leave that bitch a ticket.
enough of those tickets and she won't park there anymo'
-Todd
ToddWentworth 3 years ago
You called the Liddell fight to perfection. Todd, you are a wiseman, but also an amazing sports analyst. Nothing, but respect, Todd.
KO with a hook. Holy shit!!!
LostInTranslation78 3 years ago
thank you my friend. i appreciate that.
-Todd Wentworth
ToddWentworth 3 years ago
Well said! Hoes got some attitude where I live! They'd be frontin' like all day.
jecado1 3 years ago
LOL "THIS AINT DAWSONS CREEK"
EverettsVLOG 3 years ago
Now that's ingenious! Much respect to you, Todd, for backing your case with examples AND 'the math' (presented like a true player). If anybody takes the crown (from Fly Guy, of course) at the 2009 Pimp Of The Year Awards, it'd better be you. And if not you, then me. 2 thumbs up!
Cheapz5 3 years ago
PREACH IT TODD!
NASCARTango 3 years ago
LOL, You have to check the milage on that pussy. You may need to check her oil and possibly get the brakes checked.
supersexy300 3 years ago
damn right my brother... we must vanquish these hoes so that the beautiful real women can prevail :)
shaolindreams 3 years ago
Thank you. Todd, just for your info, my relationship finally ended. I told her that I could not go on like that with her.
Low and behold, I grabbed my nuts and ran off into the sunset. I'd rather be alone and have my nuts, then to be getting some and have no sight of where my mojo is.
Todd, your example of 4 to 5 in 8-years is brilliant. Damn, I just noticed, I have not had fresh pussy in years. I thought I had fresh pussy, but this proves me wrong.
LostInTranslation78 3 years ago
I just got off work and watched this, I quickly realized I did not have a beer in hand (got one now). Bitches at my work who flirt with me saying they just broke up with their boyfriend number 4 or 5 and thay've only have had like 5 in 2 years, telling me about how they were up til' 1 am drinking ... yeah, thanks for telling me you're a hoe. Gotta listen.
odinmage 3 years ago
spoken like a true prophet
UncleMowglie 3 years ago
Amazing
Archael2 3 years ago
ha funny shit lol
BUDDAz1g 3 years ago
XD lmfao
FilmMadness 3 years ago
Just jerk off. Your hand doesent argue with you. Your hand is always with you so you dont have to be home at a certain time. You dont have to listen to your hand because it doesent talk(unless your one of those schizophrenic types). Your hand doesent get pussy stink.
PetesBloodyHand 3 years ago
Bone sessions, love it!!
PetesBloodyHand 3 years ago
i got a problem, my girl ain't a hoe she's insane! seriously i'm scared to leave her incase she's stabs me
volpi79 3 years ago 2
stab her back.
benNytbh 3 years ago
Yes
yeahimjoey 3 years ago
This is advice that I needed. I mean that, sincerely. The finalization thing, anyhow.
Ha Ha 1825 bone sessions.
Thanks for your infinite wisdom, TW, it was worth my 5 minutes!
RevolutionOfCG 3 years ago
Pussy looks like it's yawning...ha ha ha
Good advice bro, i had a hoe try and get back in contact with me about 3 weeks ago after 9 months of her riding someother guys cock!...i was like bitch getta fuck outta here.
kingkongmullet 3 years ago 2
what we have here is an airplane hangar full of wisdom.
ibearbadnews 3 years ago
i see you todd bra.
daswamp34 3 years ago
damn that is a lot of bone sessions! never thought of it that way before.
Bored00m 3 years ago
Todd knows his shit
sweetguyme27 3 years ago
todd is a hero
Brine49 3 years ago