youtube poop: Billy Mays fails at selling insurance

[cb52211]

I'd totally get this plan if they covered blood tests.

[JdawgWithNinjutsu]

$170,000,000 to talk to unfriendly, uncaring, unlicensed agents, who cover the several different blood tests that come after anything else on the list? And I'll be talking like Yugi in a bad mood? That is a GREAT deal!

[DarkSideOfTime95]

This is too funny... I literally cried of laughter!! :D I wanted to sign up for iCan but seeing as I can afford the $270 million a month, I'm not really looking forward to the unfriendly, uncaring, and unliscensed people. Yugi was a good testimony... R.I.P. Billy(:

[Andrewscott0]

Oh i nearly wet myself. Hilarious

[godscommaro2]

Insurance to protect my penis? I thought that insurance was provided by condoms...

[ilovekanamesama111]

Did he die? Or get sick?

[RetroVideoFan]

@ilovekanamesama111 He had a fatal heart attack in his sleep on June 28, 2009.

[SuperScaryZombie]

"Unguaranteed" is not a word.

[rageagaintstheNWO]

I was looking for the version that doesn't containt that stupid Yugioh clip and Billy says at the end : Call Ican right now and tell them Billys a f*** :)

[iiZachHeartYou]

So i can't afford health insurance O.o

[DJKNOWNRULEZ]

I would buy it, but im not sure it will cover my blood tests....

[marijuana1791]

RIP billy mays

[Beynbio]

"and so much blood tests" XD

[SuperScaryZombie]

Is Billy Mays a vampire? He's obsessed with blood tests...

[5891flyer]

"and affordable health insurance is something I'm really not passionate about"

[RetroVideoFan]

And I'm not talking about real insurance, I'm talking about some discount card.

[Kill3rCze]

Omg now i dont know if i want a blood test

[LucyLabrador1]

He forgto to mention blood tests!

[ThePaultheHedgehog1]

75 ppl who disliked this got cussed from Yugi.

[punkdog32]

Hello everyone Mama Luigi here!

Lolz

[spyro40000]

the bit with yugio ruined it

[666SigillumDiaboli]

But does it cover blood tests?

[DrInvisibo]

i want health insurance to loose money and get blood tests :]

[MaryStewart]

i hate ican!!

[Stevofxx]

Lower you coverage but increase you monthly premium? LOL

[TheSidecharacter]

so thats how e died?

[Marioking987654321]

1:50 lol!

[blahjill00]

Im being turned up right now

[IamOnionSam]

DRRR RRRRRRRROBBOOOTNIKK

[ElBarto3131]

Billy Mays sure loves blood tests. Is he a vampire?

[msgoldoche2]

i dont like the blood test and yu-gi-oh parts but the rest was really good

[justanothernoob332]

"nothings more important than protecting ur PENIS, ans ican will show u how." Lol

[lesterflores4]

How can you post this stupid video???? 

[MegaMrFroggy]

I have seen WAY too many youtube poop about Billy Mays... this is easily the best.

[theblackwingedsoul]

Has anyone ever actually called Ican and told them Mama Luigi sent them? What did they say xDD

[kopures]

Much more blood tests

[saifo12345]

hahahaha

LOL hilirious

[MatiCanadianDUDE]

I need Mama luigy

LOL!

[bobbyhooks99]

Did you say Blood Tests?! WoW!

[jeffbaker199]

what makes me *BEEP* side ways

[mprasetya]

I need mama luigi



[AnimeSucks4Ever]

RIP Billy Mays

[mrbarpil1]

@AnimeSucks4Ever Anime does not suck! go watch gurren laggan or something and see why!

[LockNLoadTV]

"When you call, you'll get to talk to our unfriendly, uncaring, unlicsensed agents, who will not help you decide what policy is best for you".

[funkyfartmonster6]

i bet gannon and robotnik feel really bad now that he did die.

[supersomething1000]

Did he say Blood test ?

[Purplecatsoup30]

Blood tests are quite important. Apparently. LOL!

[destroth0R]

Billy sold me my mind after he raped it...

[TheDoritosfan1]

LOL

[Dreamcaster3]

Sounds like a good deal. But I really don't like blood tests. :<

[legojimmie]

Evil. He's dead and there are still YouTube poop videos up. EVIL

[Counter4Dead]

I need blood tests.

I better buy iCan

[thortun15]

"and much more blood tests"

[Charllata]

he died of a heart attack...

also 68 people have this insurance...

including me!

i didnt really like this vidieo

sorry!

[smoshisdead1]

lol 1:49 to 2:09

[XtranormalTube]

@VENTURES58 NO, SORRY.

[pokemanmdj]

When did it say blood tests?

[redstard]

Lol blood test blood test blood test blood test blood test blood test

[BloXboX37]

Xrays

BLOOD TEST

Check ups

BLOOD TEST

Maternity

BLOOD TEST

Emergincy Room

BLOOD TEST

And so much more BLOOD TEST

[LpB2LoGaN]

BLOOD TEST

[KittyTheNekoAlien]

1:42 nothing is more important than protecting your PINGAS

[mario1136]

Blood Test, Blood Test Blood Test, Blood Test Blood Test, Blood Test

[BigBrosFilms]

Blood tests!!!!!!

[blu3eyedgirlx]

well seeing that i have blood tests every now and then i think ill get this insurance ;)

[ShiniPanda64]

I was NOT expecting the Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series bit~ I loved that part~

[cassi75474]

Billy Mays said Blood Test 10 times.

[KnightOfLightning]

...

So THAT'S how he died! :o

[doglover100ify]

I need MAMA LUIGI.

Hi, MAMA LUIGI here for most UNimportant product I've ever endorsed.

Join me, BILLY MAYS, and I will make your face the GREATEST in Koradi

NO!

You must die!!!!

[godscommaro2]

Im satisfied with my shitty insurance so this is unimportant to me. the only important parts were 0:00-2:43

[greenorange75]

I lost it at "protecting your pingas".

[spokanemom47]

270 millons for your whole family



[shmood3000]

67 people don't need blood tests.

[futuramaguy546]

Suddenly, I want Blood test.

[camilete1998]

press 1 an it looms like the lady is masterbading

[LilSoul88]

"You have everything to lose, but nothing to gain!"

[evenmedia]

DX I can't afford it. BLOOD TESTS! Lolololol

[donkey99pie]

R.I.P billy mays

[halflifemaniac1]

billy sure likes blood tests

[GeneralCane]

And when I say "unaffordable," I mean you can actually NOT afford it. But you CAN afford to make this call! << Lol'd to tears

[xenob0i]

haha

[cloud314231]

I found Yu-gi-oh abridged thanks to this :D

[ringapowa9000]

has your rate gone down? have you been turned up?

[breannx00]

All the blood tests

[Aw3som311]

yugioh part was awesome

You little bleep.!

[STOPNSWOPguy]

Now Health insuarance you cannot Afford!

[ventures58]

Does this iCan insurance contain coverage for blood tests?

[RetroVideoFan]

@ventures58 Yes, and it also covers your blood tests.

[SkinnyCooperstone]

Awesome! I want a fistful of blood tests!

[nintendo1889x]

Finally, health insurance you cannot afford!

[Brandon999LFC]

Billy mays still lives in ytps

[Wedz21]

unfriendly, uncaring, unlicensed agents lmao

[frontline901]

lol blood test

[frontline901]

1:28-1:37 lmfao

[watersedge12345]

I called Ican and told them Mama Luigi sent me, not such a good idea

[mountrnatr]

Blood tests blood tests blood tests blood tests blood tests blood tests blood tests blood tests blood tests blood tests blood tests blood tests blood tests blood tests blood tests blood tests blood tests blood tests blood tests blood tests blood tests blood tests blood tests blood tests blood tests blood tests blood tests blood tests

[ChipmunkNationFan200]

littlekuriboh!

[STOPNSWOPguy]

47 Million People Called "Ican"

[edcellwarrior]

I am really passionate about protecting my PINGAS (Also, I love the Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series reference)

[DJKNOWNRULEZ]

I wonder if this covers blood tests...

[demaphoon]

"EVEN IF YOU'VE BEEN TURNED UP BEFORE, THE ICAN GROUP CAN NOT HELP"

[chesleycareystar]

so much more blood test???

[BallPapers]

So this is how Billy died.

[261092100]

sudennly i get the urgency for a blood test

[AlexeysmirnovGMODer]

"when i say unaffortable, i mean you can actually "NOT" affort it"

XD

[shayleigh01]

I liked the part where he said blood tests...

[1CoolDudeMe]

65 People bought this insurance.

[1CoolDudeMe]

LOL you have everything to lose, and nothing to gain!

[KaylaIshSamie]

Blood test!

[BladeStrikes]

Blood test.....

[JoeySchlund]

i like the part were he said "Blood tests" 1 time

[JoeySchlund]

i like the part were he said "Blood tests"

[darkwolf7019]

help i need mam luigi!

[RogueSparkZX]

yugioh abridged lol

[Gameguy723]

Lower you coverage and increase your monthly premium!

[DragonUltraMaster]

Nintendo 64 didn't get any blood test

[TheJedrzejK]

@DragonUltraMaster thats too damn bad. cuz nintendo 64 got raped by onions. AS ADVERTISED in big city toilet

[MisterDarkness117]

Blood tests!

[WhatTheHeckAnimation]

uncaring unlicensed agents! :P

[SovietUnion100]

@WhatTheHeckAnimation lol its all true xd

[HomerSETH9]

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[johnintel1]

lot of blood tests

[godscommaro2]

omgomg so funny

[TheDeityDesiderio]

"I'm not talking about real insurance, I'm not talking about some discount card."

[Siegfail92]

64 People didnt have coverage on Doctor visits, blood tests, prescriptions, blood tests, hospital stays, blood test, surgery, blood test, blood test blood te... ahw fuck it

[dcbda]

i wonder if it works on blood tests

[ProjectHelL8oY]

64 ppl didn't get their blood tests

[MrDoubleniner]

THEY WANT TO SUCK UP ALL MY BLOOD LOL

[moonman14]

Does it cover blood tests?

[FujiDewd]

You have no idea how many times I've been turned up.

[sparta816]

i miss billy mays. WHY DID YOU KILL HIM GANON?WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Fartcigen]

64 people HAD good insurance...

[aquakiller8]

WHY GANON WHY?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?

[101codyK]

when i say unafoordable, i mean u can actualy NOT afford it. u have everthig to lose and nothing to gain. thumbs up if that made u ROFLMAO

[Cheapshot420420]

but does it cover blood test?

[Spikey100000]

um... I was wondering does that include blood tests???

[DiscoLavaMan]

I laughed SO STINKING HARD!

And by unaffordable, I mean you really can not afford it!

[MallarRallam]

So ganon killed billy mays.

[DelfinoDude]

@MallarRallam

he tried, a heart problem beat him to it.

[GermaineJeremy]

Now tea knows that yami yugi is an asshole.

[Cross3061980]

160 million a month for you & 270 million for your family?

Seems reasonable, when compared to gas prices ;)

[pepekong]

I guess he didn't join Ganon :(

[poisonliz]

I laughed so hard at this. Good job :D I loved it hehe.

[frostedsyrup]

THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO %#$* SIDEWAYS!

[TheScatsbury]

One of my favorite Youtube poops, especially of the many that contain Billy Mays. lol great work

[maniamaster2]

It's funny because he's dead now... Lol...

[chugaafan1]

@maniamaster2 SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?

[crunchman99]

@LandSquirrels I watch this on my iPod touch and I'm not actually supposed to watch YouTube, so I know how you feel.

[crunchman99]

Call this number to contact one of our unkind, uncaring, and unlicensed agents. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[japancatjack]

64 people can ACTUALLY AFFORD this insurance...lmao

[kajmaster]

I think im taking this insurance.

[LandSquirrels]

I Keep having to pause this cause im wearing a headset LOl'ig out loud and i dont wanna llook dumb infront of mah families

[gungrave761]

omg! dracula has taken over billy mays's body! get to da choppa,or the bomb shelter,or the sun,or some place with lots of light,and by the way classic poop thats now going into my wall of favorite poops,get a stake.we need to get dracula out of billy mays!

[alden6644]

I dont want to fuck sideways

[udontneedtonomyname]

you have everything to lose

and nothing to gain

ಠ_ಠ

[JoanaArk]

64 people have to f*ck sideways

[futuramaguy546]

@StefanSreto Why bother trying to start a revolution?

Youyube got a new layout, GET OVER IT! Will it kill you? no. Just because it's differend doesn't mean you have to start a war on youtube right?

Sorry if this seems like trolling, that would be unintentional.

[capitanmorganjoke]

just turn on the cc option you going to laugth a lot

[FlameAdder]

It's pretty accurate for once.

[CheyenneABrown122]

Blood tests? nah i must be hearing things.

[masternoob1911]

"if you're one of the millions of americans that are satisfied with their health care plans, this will be one of the most un-important calls you make!"

[MrDoubleniner]

And much more blood tests!He wants to drain all your blood idk?

[PBSisBAD]

RIP Billy. He obviously didn't join ganon.

[akerswizard779]

do they cover blood tests?

[3xAmigosProductions]

hmmmm a dead guy advertising health insurance...

[MultiMultibeast]

im hoping this covers blood tests.........

[oldmanchuggerz23]

im not talking about real insurance im talking about some discount card

[varrio1234]

to protect your penish!! lol XD

[sup321234]

love it!!!

did you guys survive the whole video with out falling off your chair laughing?

by the way.. does this insurance cover blood tests?