Deus Ex 3 - Takedowns Are Complicated

[shadowprophet88]

Josie never asked for this

[thegiantpigeon]

well thats one way to do it

[superpwned80]

i can't vote up the top comments enough

[Desh681]

Bitch slaps - saving lives since 2027

[nash24242424]

i just finished playing the original deus ex. Im amazed in the difference in game length they should worry less about graphics and more about game play and AI. deus ex has what 4 places you can go the original has like 30.

[BlueToOrange]

@nash24242424 True. There's need to be a tech-demo genre of making a high-end game and focusing on graphics and everything technical ONLY and then when you make a full game you don't need to focus on that since it's already there, so you spend all your time money and people on developing gameplay and story.

[Ceadderman]

I seem to do that last bit whenever I'm in Hengshau or whatever it is when I take out one of the guards without killing them. Some sucker is walking by and BAM! lights out. lol

[vict632]

LOL

[f2DCS]

A little shake it up tho

[ViniciusLokaoo]

LOL!!! Falcon Slap

[TheArkanful]

I never thought of this

[darksidehero]

that was awesome

[Blox709]

Instead of knocking him out I just Attacked him and shot him in the face before he could shoot her

[ab123110]

I once managed to save her by tranquilize dart her and then punch his lights out. Another way of dealing with this peacefully is talking your way out of it and getting the silver tongue bonus but you get a lot of flak for that.

[EpicHeroSandwich]

@ab123110 but you learn who he really is and he gives you intel later.

[ab123110]

@EpicHeroSandwich I know but I didn't want to give to much information/spoil

[YoshiTheOreoGamer]

...Meh, bitch is safe. Job well done Jensen! :D

[BigALittleARon]

"My wife, is she alright?" "Yeah, but I smacked her around good!"

[GidionX]

cut it out you knuckle heads!

[rawwad]

:D Good job Adam

[RoboticZerg]

ROFL nice video

[Morczubel]

The magic pimp hand: hits on hookers and slaps people back to life.

[CapitalistOverlord]

200% Casualty rate.

[Lechoni21]

she's alright...

*puts on sunglasses*

...a little shaken up tho

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAH i never asked for this

[Armedus]

Adam's typical stream of thought, told in nano seconds:

"If i can just get between Zeke and Josie, I can safely disarm him and get her out of harms way. I just need to process the right angle and trajectory and- Oh no... She's been shot.

No time. Plan B. I'll have to improvise. Quickly figure the risk factor, rate of survival, all while arresting Zeke before he escapes. I need to be delicate about this..."

How Adam is seen by the outside world, in Real Time:

"!!! ADAM SMASH !!!"

[igothemdiabetiesinme]

@Armedus lmao

[razorniels]

he swapped brains woth the headbutt

[Sc0tt8588]

That was a comical takedown.

Though I disagree calling this one Deus Ex 3 as 2 never existed...

[kiwininja100]

kill wife

lie about itnot killing her and get famous

[xturtle627]

MFGDGF

[machriderx]

Looks like Adam got a aug for time manipulation too

[deektedrgg]

What a shame.

[JorgenShadow]

That's right...the miracle five.

[Krelus]

@JorgenShadow I don't know you, Jorgen, but I love you already.

[XxChromeRavenxX]

............wut? LOL

[NexDemise]

"A little shaken up though..." 

[EminoMeneko]

LOL I never got to get her killed... xD Didn't she got shot ?

[jamaalspancake1]

did he just bitch slap her brains back in?

[jack930411]

@jamaalspancake1 Lol that made my day, and yea seems so xDDD

[gotlagged]

SUPER BITCH SLAP!

[fireepookemon]

wtf he shot her and then you take them both down with a non lethal but then he says that she is a little shaken up after being shot in the head lol

[BelleAndTheBoy]

How... how is her husband still alive? I didn't know it was possible to save him!

[mooferoo]

@BelleAndTheBoy you have to leave sarif HQ in time before the bomb goes off and kills the hostages. David Sarif telling you there isn't much time at the start of the game isn't joking. Once you get there in time the hostages will be alive in a room (including her husband) and you can deactivate the bomb.

[SwitchbladeVids]

@mooferoo It doesn't matter when you leave HQ, the bomb is not on a timer and is never on a timer. It only activates if you walk through the door to the room in which the hostages are held. That's why you go through the vent and disarm it.

[AlexLong1000]

@SwitchbladeVids No, if you stay at Sarif for 7 minutes, the hostages die

[kingtiger914]

@SwitchbladeVids or just break the liquid containers lol

[NeoBalkanacMan]

@SwitchbladeVids or you can just get the data pad from 1 of the terrorists,enter throught the door and disarm it in a sec.

[Urza26]

@BelleAndTheBoy Just save all the hostages earlier on man... they're in the main office on the second floor... sometime before you get to the final boss... If I remember correctly that is.

[SwitchbladeVids]

@BelleAndTheBoy The room they're in with the bomb, don't go through the door or it sets off the bomb. There's a vent to get you inside, then you just disarm it.

[BoogeyMan154]

@thunderdraco

Not true... I've let him escape with her b4... & if he leaves with the hostage he kills her out in the hall & evades capture

[BoogeyMan154]

@MUZZA368

Look at the batteries, Typhoon, Smart vision, Silent Running, & Cloak upgrades on the screen. Not to mention the game progression. You shouldn't even have to ask how he got the Praxis Kits...

[rocso89]

Wow that's pro, if nobody here noticed, he actually killed the women then he knocked her unconscious and she lived xD

[IEatPainHUN3]

@rocso89 Adam can do it ... but he never for it !

[blackinque]

you dont get a silver tongue bonus of 1000 if you do this though, best is to just let zeke go and save the woman

[MUZZA368]

how did you manage to get two praxis points by that point??

[ZimpanX]

@MUZZA368

He's obviously playing with a hack/trainer that let's him start the game already maxed out.

[thezaijenator]

@thunderdraco if you free him, he will grant you access codes that will be ultimately helpful in the next mission, but other than that you are right

[thunderdraco]

on an unrelated note, did you know that it doesnt matter what choices you make during that "try to free josie" scene with sanders? Any choices you make will always be the right ones.

[xXLDeusXx]

me: "HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!?"

Adan: "Magic, *snort *snort*"

[pyziroki]

She's fine. A little shaken up though.

[concatws]

0:12

[TheGizmofromPizmo]

Can anyone say 'lawsuit'.

[AUStarScream]

loooooool

[und3rc0v3rbr0ther]

when i first heard the guy talking through the radio i thought he was saying " at 'em " you know like he was egging him on :D

[MorgulDemonVegeta]

A little "shaken up" ?! Hahahahahhaa!!!!

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

what a rotten way to not die

[Additor96]

Her poor head :D

[MEGAXSTU]

That would have saved all the bullshit convincing the guy.

Now you have saved a hostage and arrested Sagat- without killing either of them!

[DeHerg]

@MEGAXSTU you could have also done it if you choose the short range stun gun at the beginning of that chapter, you just have to hit him fast enough with it

also me thinks this video is fake because you cant get enough praxis kits up to this point to activate the reflex booster(if I havent overlooked one every time, there is only one and you need two)

[CopperLeagueGaming]

@DeHerg

their are two, one is on teh roofs, the other is in the hall with the sentry gun.

[DeHerg]

@CopperLeagueGaming hm I must have overlooked the one on the roof entrance(although I used this way quite often), the one near the sentry gun is basically meant to be found

[Sir83chris]

@DeHerg If you get your skills up you can just about get two - have you not picked up the one in the hallway?

[RaiJin1985]

@DeHerg It's possible to get 2 praxis points during the first mission. But only if you takedown everyone, get the ghost bonus and so on. Complicated but doable.

[FrostyFin]

She's fine. Little SHAKEN up, though.

[brandfakes]

holy shit so I COULD HAVE HAVE JUST BITCHSLAPED UM BOTH WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF­WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF

[MrCalintx]

I bet they never asked for this.

[yousmellofeddleberry]

2 for 1 bitch slap... That is on my bucket list!

[MrScrapster]

how the hell you have all augmentations on the first mission ??

btw hilarious vid :D

[Snakefistify]

nice hahahha 

[MarkusHomer]

Lol..simply killed the hostage XDDD

[Smythy777]

In a weird sick way, I enjoyed beating up civilians in satisfying ways on this game.....

[Andreazor]

Someone threatening civilians? Punch'm.

Civilian dying from a gunshot to the head? Punch'm.

Now only to tell the husband.... Punch'm.

[juiceweaselism]

"A little shaken up though."

He sounds just like Chris Brown.

[Dannydurangi]

This is fucking hilarious!

[GhostSnake]

Fuck Sarif

[TonyBurrito]

Once again Jensen learns why not to use Windows Vista for his aug os.

[SquallLion90]

@TonyBurrito Haha

[Nemesis816]

Loled

[condorX2]

wth? u use machine gun to hs that lady but she end up getting the Zz's instead?

omg Knock down save the day once again! +40 exp

[MightyMartel]

Man, I should have done that!

[Fezek0]

She was a good man.

[DensterNY]

This is hilarious, thanks for sharing. I've knocked out a few civilians unintentionally myself in the course of this game.

[byerscm]

retard

[b0ckx]

ROFL I SPIT MY ORANGE JUICE OUT WHEN HE TOLD HER IT WAS ALRIGHT A LITTLE SHAKEN UP

[nosnaj]

What a shame... They never asked for this. Right, no witnesses...

[whonow09]

They never asked for this.

[konnichi83]

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

heeeeeeelp i cant stop laughing!!!!!!!

[NameL335]

Chuck Norris Kills em'

Adam Jensen Bitch Slaps them back to Life

[kira1280]

what are people on about? the first shot comes from Jenson, not Zeke ><

[ThisNameIsNotTaken99]

What a shame.

[DragonVictor]

You can also save the chick and punch him down by using the stun gun on her and then punching zeke

I forgot the timing, i think you have to shoot her right before he fires his gun which means mashing on the fire button and then meleeing him as fast as you can

[IonoTheFanatics]

@DragonVictor or just shoot zeke,

it's not hard at all, just don't use ur semi automatic pistol since it has a cocking animation each time you bring it out which creates delay, use the revolver or any other gun and shoot zeke...

he's really weak, like most regular troops... as long as u shoot him first and kill him she will be fine.

[facelessred]

the two top comments and this video made me LOL fucking hard. I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS!

[2944gamer]

How jenson saved her fucking live

"SONIC BOOM!"

The best reviving punch ever

[HunTer4SOulSdamned]

i guess the problem is that you should'nt normally have unlocked all skills (including reflex) on this mission...

[Willettes1]

@HunTer4SOulSdamned the problem is pc players pirate the game then just cheat...

[HunTer4SOulSdamned]

@Willettes1 it's not a multiplayer game, cheating will kill all fun xD

[Azsalyn]

@HunTer4SOulSdamned You can legitimately have reflex by this mission... it's stupid to take it that early, but not impossible.

[acecapdoom]

aw man i couldnt stop laughing I cried. I never asked for that tho. XD

[appletreecone]

LOL

[CCFi99]

What a shame.

[superdogmeatmeat]

Too funny

[OnniVonManni]

Jensen neutralized the terrorist and calmed down the hostage with one clean punch. Go Jensen!

[PrincessCiara2671]

WHY YOU LIE MISTUH JENSUN?!

ME NO LUB YOU LONG TIEM.

[KiddyCorky]

Takedowns are Augmented!

[Crebralassassin]

The last time I did this I wanted to see what Josies husband would say if I saved her but killed Zeke, unfortunately I forgot he was holed up with all the other hostages, so after I killed Zeke and saved Josie she only lived to know her husband was dead, she later took her own life with a hammer.

[JoakimJockeHansson]

I think a ghost lives in my toilet, everytime I take a shit he spits on my balls

[appletreecone]

@JoakimJockeHansson get your balls augmented :D

[o0th3Jok3R0o]

i rescued the prisoners, deactivated the bomb, got 'ghost' & 'silver tongue', saved that dude's wife & let the eye patch guy go.

pro or what? :D

[M4KS1M]

your wife is a hero, sir, aiding in the neutralization of a dangerous terrorist.

[j0p0awesome]

Man, if you don't kill Zeke he comes back like 4 times trying to kill you and each time you don't murder that pests ass he'll come back in another stupidly devised trap to try and kill you. Nice Bitch-back-to-life-slap though!

[mookateer]

@j0p0awesome I let Zeke go after convincing him to let the hostage go (told him hie employers are also augs). He then came back later and helped me by giving me information.

[pojaidsf]

@mookateer i did the same. no idea what this guy is talking about.

[The3rdStrikeIsOnYou]

@mookateer - Then he tries to kill you later in the game... Megan is still alive, I hope I spoilt your game :)

[Faustus030182]

@mookateer No kidding. Winning the speech challenge for 1000 experience, then getting a small sidequest to go meet with him later for more experience and a very useful password... I just can't bring myself to fight him and lose all that XP.

[o0th3Jok3R0o]

@j0p0awesome the 2nd time he was in that room, i didn't take the praxis yet, i opened the door, went invisible, knocked him out & then took the praxis, when you take it after you knock him out, it don't reboot your suit, it's the easiest praxis in the game!

the 3rd time he shows up he actually helped jensen with some information.

[LOLHICRONO]

@o0th3Jok3R0o i dunno, after that information you go to you know who's house and you see him there...

[ImCmdrShepard1]

what a shame.

[MrWildtizzle]

My lack of empathy is augmented.

[sinshiro]

Jensen must have a Jesus Pimp slap aug if he can backhand bitches back to life!

[pokerherz]

she never ask for this

[Coolblaster6]

@Pacovl8 You Gay retard.

[EnDieG]

LOL? is trhis dfake?

[ECiriachi]

She was not head-shotted - the blood is Sander's. You can actually cause him to let her go if you shoot him on his chest or limbs.

[texjoy86]

Punched the death right out of her.

[YourMotherx900and26]

@texjoy86

Apparently he's Cyborg Jesus.

He didn't want this..

[Killbore1]

@texjoy86 You just made my day. Thumbs up sir. =)

[texjoy86]

Punched the death right out of her.

[Pacovl8]

looks like an ps 2 game to me its REALLY SUCKS

[Tytanized]

@Pacovl8 keep crying

[Deepsixeden]

@Pacovl8 i love people like you that rate games on graphics and not the actual gameplay.

[cj31501]

@Pacovl8 you sir are a faggot who wouldnt know a good game if it came outta your ass

[o0th3Jok3R0o]

@Pacovl8 lol ps2 has better graphics than xbox haha

& no, this game looks beter than ps2 games, you clearly didn't play it on an hdtv.

[cokefudge]

..did you just REVIVE her? from a head shot? lolol

[wangtang32000]

you thought i came here from ign?

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

[EricToTheScionti]

haha

[vitaelamorte06]

how do you have that many praxis points that early in the game??? @.@

[monkyyy0]

@vitaelamorte06 wouldnt it be 2?

[monkyyy0]

@vitaelamorte06 it could be only 2, if he spend them that way

[vitaelamorte06]

@monkyyy0 well he has the social enhancer, mark and track 3.0, 4 energy bars, silent running, see through walls, and invisibility cloak.. that's more than 2 praxis points

[vitaelamorte06]

@monkyyy0 oh, and double takedown

[drakman667]

Apparently bitch-slaps are able to cure being shot in the head, we must inform the AMA at once!

[losmi85]

Husband: How is my wife?

Jensen: She's fine.

A man shot her in the head point blank, I took your wife's body and attacked the shooter with it, and then bitch-slapped them both. Now they are both sleeping. A little shaken up, though.

[TheGb2132]

@losmi85 She´s fine, a little shaken up thogh.

[unknonvato]

@losmi85 LMFAO !! quite rescue lol

[unknonvato]

@losmi85 LMFAO !! quite rescue lol

[unknonvato]

@losmi85 LMFAO !! quite rescue lol

[unknonvato]

@losmi85 LMFAO ! quite a rescue lol

[MassiveM110]

@losmi85 lol

[saygoodnightmanuel]

@losmi85 dude, you made me shoot soda out my nose :)) it was very funny, but now OUCH

[losmi85]

@saygoodnightmanuel Glad I could be of service :).

[imjowsef]

@losmi85 Sounds legit

[hitsugayafans]

@losmi85

Husband: FUUUUUUUUUU...

[MiNDx1er]

@losmi85 LMAO!!!

[k0oLwHiP]

@losmi85 LMFAO!



[Rollora]

@losmi85 Strange YT: the best and highest voted comment not on the first page?

I searched the video again just 4 your hilarious comment and now had to search through 10 Pages of comments to find it again? 400th thumbsup

[losmi85]

@Rollora It's nice to be appreciated :D, thx. Me not being on the front page means that something is wrong with this world ;). Just kidding, cheers.

[rockdup99]

double bitch-slap FTW

[Taktical11]

They never asked for this.