2:23 "shrinkage causes slight bruising over the entire left side of the face" symmetry, or lack thereof, of the face and body is often uneven, and is completely harmless to the individual. Judging by the creator's WI accent, he's probably pretty uneven himself. Somatype is genetic. This guy picked a super-jew skinny ectomorph. This video is a great example of why science will always prevail over superstition. This guy is clearly an anti-Semite, allergic to humility of any kind.
i can sware you are 100% right , every word you say it just matches somthing in my head on people who do that , every sentence you say is just a question that was asked by every body of whom who disarguing you , but they were replied by mastrubating is ok , coz who ever replied them was mastrubating so he will never say its bad to keep enjoying it .
those video clips are bullshit. i know that every one of those guys in the clip have masturbated but you didnt care to point out they werent doing involuntary shit.
This is fundamental religious jugementalism at work. Why don't we go around looking for people who have these physical anomalies and hang them on a stake. Granted, masturbation does drain ones energies.
Maybe the guys jerks are because he had touretts (no offence)...GOD this is the most irrational document I have ever seen...You seriously want me to believe NON of the other poepl in the show masturbate? Yeah right...
My hs wrestling coach told us to never spill your seeds on the ground and he told us in hygiene class that hair would grow on our our palms and everyone would see.
A warning, This is in fact not a joke, this is Jalon Anderson's "happeh theory" he is insane, most likely schizophrenic, please do not support him, he needs help.
Ur right about masturbation affecting the entire body. It feels good, relieves stress, and helps protect the body from prostate cancer. Let's go! Wank!
HAHAHA You have to got to be kidding! NOBODY in history has EVER become crippled or BLIND from masturbating. It's a natural process that every (normal) human does! Fuck, even some animals do it! Plz stop making videos without valid facts. Maybe your "example" guy is SHY, that is the posture and action of a SHY person, not an excessive masturbater.
oh, jesus sure some people, including me , wank daily, and dont have any of these synthoms, its bullshit your just religous freaks making up your storys, the photos are taking to look distorted, there is no god !!! deal with it people !!
I'm sorry the previous comment was quite sarcastic; I did need to say it and appreciate your efforts, even if I don't agree with a lot of your theories. I am wondering if a person has a deviated spine or had POLIO when they were young, does that mean you masturbated before you even hit puberty? (I'd appreciate an answer for that one, please)
My previous comment was the following: Happeh, I am surprised by the fact that you say masturbation so many times that I have trouble believing that you don't have to pause your read-narration half way through the ten minutes to go "rub one out"... Cheers
Anyways thought I'd tell you the negative before the positive: At least you can spell it accurately (a lot of people write it Masterbation, which kind of evokes the idea that one is slave to the practice...)
You psycho, go kill yourself together with your fellow happeh-ers! Sick people! I guess we should all go around one- or both-eyes blind! All except you, of course, cause you are "normal"! God, I can't believe what psychos live among us!
You're the most stupid person ever. If someone believes this shit, he should kill himself. If this should be funny, i hope you die, before you can make more clips like this...
ACCORDING TO HAPPEH THEORY...You fucking idiot with no self ideas on anything but to follow "Theories" you may have just finished reading. I think we all have but only 2 words to say to you.....IDIOT FOLLOWER!
Stop the read-narrating, you sound like a fucking robot or someone who is having a hard time reading..
SI-TT-ING? lmfao! Learn how to pronounce words before you think you can teach others you beliefs..
This has to be among the worst examples of contrived humor I have ever seen on youtube. It's totally unfunny, and is about 10 minutes too long. I have wasted enough time on this creation of crap. Please voluntarily cancel your youtube acct as a favor to all who happen to view this P.O.S.
the men is a jerk anyway !!!
tarkusism 3 weeks ago
You look at the floor if u are confused or dont no a answer or if u are shy
mrchopper99 8 months ago
Lol. This guy was probably caught by his mom when he was a little kid and she screamed at him, so now he's traumatized.
justaguy150 1 year ago
poop
gaol12 1 year ago
i guess this is what happens too those poor chargers from l4d :(
thematriox 1 year ago
@thematriox
hahahhaa, it took 2 months for someone to appreciate this comment.
good one
AnonDelivers12 1 year ago
Masturbation will give you arms and upper body like Arnold Swarchenegger...
Demonmixer 1 year ago
u are one sick idiot!! wank more dude
zwedanez 1 year ago
2:23 "shrinkage causes slight bruising over the entire left side of the face" symmetry, or lack thereof, of the face and body is often uneven, and is completely harmless to the individual. Judging by the creator's WI accent, he's probably pretty uneven himself. Somatype is genetic. This guy picked a super-jew skinny ectomorph. This video is a great example of why science will always prevail over superstition. This guy is clearly an anti-Semite, allergic to humility of any kind.
careyprinkleton 1 year ago
lol my girlfriend is a sexologist and this video got her angry, what do you have to say about that?
coppurt 1 year ago
go fuck yourself
West131322 2 years ago
i can sware you are 100% right , every word you say it just matches somthing in my head on people who do that , every sentence you say is just a question that was asked by every body of whom who disarguing you , but they were replied by mastrubating is ok , coz who ever replied them was mastrubating so he will never say its bad to keep enjoying it .
swimmer4ever200687 2 years ago
It's a joke, you dumb fuck.
drumahboy 3 years ago
Sadly no. He really does believe all this stuff.
KapitanoUK 3 years ago
those video clips are bullshit. i know that every one of those guys in the clip have masturbated but you didnt care to point out they werent doing involuntary shit.
burnummaster 3 years ago
This is fundamental religious jugementalism at work. Why don't we go around looking for people who have these physical anomalies and hang them on a stake. Granted, masturbation does drain ones energies.
tun875 3 years ago
This is dumb. The guy talking doesn't need to masturbate because he likes young boys.
tun875 3 years ago
Maybe the guys jerks are because he had touretts (no offence)...GOD this is the most irrational document I have ever seen...You seriously want me to believe NON of the other poepl in the show masturbate? Yeah right...
DanaKMulderScully 3 years ago
My hs wrestling coach told us to never spill your seeds on the ground and he told us in hygiene class that hair would grow on our our palms and everyone would see.
drmcgray 3 years ago
Brilliant.
oildrum 3 years ago
yeah it gave be big biceps, thanks masterbation
tsj73 3 years ago
this is a joke for true!!!!
limeal 3 years ago
LAWLS, this is supposed to be a joke.
pureboy1 3 years ago
he tosses off cause he look sliek that not cuas ehe looks Liek that from tossing off..ok now I have aheadache
QuikdrawlMcgraw 3 years ago
omfg I'm cripple fugly obesed and blind by mastrubating on satans porn and my bf's DICK....omfg how stupid r u?
maaike0987654321 3 years ago
OHHHH HELP ME I"M a 16 yr. old boy whos crippled and blind from looking at the porno of satan lol
EasternCalifornia 3 years ago
and your example is on big brother what a looser
codycrowstand 3 years ago
Can I ask the person who made this video, if they are involved within any religious organisation?
If so, do the suggestions on this video stem from your religion?
If not, do you have hands?
Genuine question...
farg1984 3 years ago
Wow, so many idiots don't understand SATIRE. Go to school, people, and pay attention.
bodionbass 3 years ago
lol
AirbourneEmu 3 years ago
this is bullshit
n00bpuncher2 3 years ago
It's not only the masturbation, but all kinds of repititive movements and different use of your body parts.
monkfg 3 years ago
if masturbation will do tht 2 u then evry1 in da world will b dat way
pain653 3 years ago
hey you happeh, you need to masturbate more!
watch some porn dude!
Cadmusproject 3 years ago 4
so having sex will do the same because ITS JUST LIKE MASTER BATION!
slave111 3 years ago
WoW! I would go to a rodeo if i wanted to see this much bullshit!
Janno1986 3 years ago
thats such bullshit
AkoHaxx 3 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
A warning, This is in fact not a joke, this is Jalon Anderson's "happeh theory" he is insane, most likely schizophrenic, please do not support him, he needs help.
DSBrekus 3 years ago
I bet the other guy masturbate aswell in the red shirt.
And that guy is ducking his head down because he is short.
Llamanatior 3 years ago
What a steaming load of elephant poop!
Ur right about masturbation affecting the entire body. It feels good, relieves stress, and helps protect the body from prostate cancer. Let's go! Wank!
carrotjuse 3 years ago 6
lol...
That's Eric from Big Brother 7.
Too funny.
laurennnx00 3 years ago
Bwahaha, shrinking of the face! Ahahaha that's gold! The magical pixies are coming people!
AusPanda 3 years ago
THATS A LIE!~!!!
S3XCRAZ309 3 years ago
the guys in green t shirt looks like the scout in TeamFortress 2
niels2029 3 years ago
This is the worst video I've ever watched, but it's true :(
tommylsvs11 3 years ago
if u think its true
run, E.T. said the aliens a re gonna abduct u tonite
hvytraffik 3 years ago 2
hahah...don't you think you would see more ppl like this then?
truferblue22 3 years ago
well, I would, not YOU, because you always have ur head down
tommylsvs11 3 years ago
i love spanking it. period.
blindmarty 3 years ago
HAHAHA You have to got to be kidding! NOBODY in history has EVER become crippled or BLIND from masturbating. It's a natural process that every (normal) human does! Fuck, even some animals do it! Plz stop making videos without valid facts. Maybe your "example" guy is SHY, that is the posture and action of a SHY person, not an excessive masturbater.
frozenbarbie00 3 years ago 2
if some1 has to have these effects it hast to be me.. i do that 20 per day!
IloveFootball1982 3 years ago
oh, jesus sure some people, including me , wank daily, and dont have any of these synthoms, its bullshit your just religous freaks making up your storys, the photos are taking to look distorted, there is no god !!! deal with it people !!
Altezza07 3 years ago
goddamnit ppl... this is a fuckin funny video.. appreciate the person's sense of fucled-up humor.
djme116 3 years ago
He's not joking.
muerteverde 3 years ago
I'm sorry the previous comment was quite sarcastic; I did need to say it and appreciate your efforts, even if I don't agree with a lot of your theories. I am wondering if a person has a deviated spine or had POLIO when they were young, does that mean you masturbated before you even hit puberty? (I'd appreciate an answer for that one, please)
franckophone 4 years ago
My previous comment was the following: Happeh, I am surprised by the fact that you say masturbation so many times that I have trouble believing that you don't have to pause your read-narration half way through the ten minutes to go "rub one out"... Cheers
franckophone 4 years ago
Anyways thought I'd tell you the negative before the positive: At least you can spell it accurately (a lot of people write it Masterbation, which kind of evokes the idea that one is slave to the practice...)
franckophone 4 years ago
So that means you don't masturbate ?
badroag 4 years ago
wow grow a sense of humor idiots if you can't tell this is a joke, then I dont even know what to tell you.
webfryes 4 years ago
This is not a joke.
muerteverde 3 years ago
So what your point? Your might agree on this bull because you have been masturnate a lot hahahahaha fucking idiot
levyfaces 4 years ago
You're calling someone an idiot, yet you can't even spell? seriously, wtf...
molewizard 4 years ago
I guess you never made a spell mistake, fucking idiot hahahaha
levyfaces 4 years ago
That was just about the worst comeback ever. Seriously, you're still calling me an idiot?
molewizard 4 years ago
this is obviously a joke. hes not going blind. uTubers stop taking it so seriously.
Fon7ana 4 years ago 2
i masterbate everyday and after watching this i will masterbate more!!!!!!
tsini2 4 years ago
You psycho, go kill yourself together with your fellow happeh-ers! Sick people! I guess we should all go around one- or both-eyes blind! All except you, of course, cause you are "normal"! God, I can't believe what psychos live among us!
gundalinu 4 years ago
You're the most stupid person ever. If someone believes this shit, he should kill himself. If this should be funny, i hope you die, before you can make more clips like this...
analajoe 4 years ago
ACCORDING TO HAPPEH THEORY...You fucking idiot with no self ideas on anything but to follow "Theories" you may have just finished reading. I think we all have but only 2 words to say to you.....IDIOT FOLLOWER!
Stop the read-narrating, you sound like a fucking robot or someone who is having a hard time reading..
SI-TT-ING? lmfao! Learn how to pronounce words before you think you can teach others you beliefs..
cSELECT 4 years ago
i bet you touch your self fucking loser
chrisisfat2 4 years ago
You guys think I make this up huh? Watch what this man has to say in his own words. He admits what I said in this video.
Take that doubters! ;)
(It won't take web links. You have to put the AITCH TEE TEE PEE and Youtube com in front of the link)
watch?v=RBgN9pkzVBA&mode=related&search=
happeh 4 years ago
This has to be among the worst examples of contrived humor I have ever seen on youtube. It's totally unfunny, and is about 10 minutes too long. I have wasted enough time on this creation of crap. Please voluntarily cancel your youtube acct as a favor to all who happen to view this P.O.S.
gifmaker 4 years ago