Samson: Fire, Fields & Foxes

[kalsolarUK]

@crashpilot2 lol, thanks again for the comment. So you also been watching Gorilla199. Now that is one deluded fellow. He probably got worried that you were the Nephilim coming to get him. hehe.

[KefkasInsanity]

@kalsolarUK XD That sounds like Gorilla199. I wanna know, cause I only knew about him for a week or three. Is it an achievement to be blocked by him within 7 hours of your first comment on his videos? I dunno how I did it...

[orophinellenese]

WEAR THE FOX HAT

[kalsolarUK]

@orophinellenese lol, yep its an oldie but it seemed appropriate.

[orophinellenese]

@kalsolarUK

Very old, but genius either way!

Keep making these videos, they're all marvellous.

If you can't find humour in the Bible, where can you find it?

[julzabro]

What's even worse is that even if they don't completely BELIEVE these stories and simply make some inane excuse for them...there still OKAY with worshipping this god of whom such insane theology was created!?! I mean what has to happen in the brain 2 KNOW that these things r completely unrealistic yet by God we gotta go to church EVERY Sunday!

[kalsolarUK]

I think something already has happened in the brains of those who believe these crazy stories...its called a lobotomy. lol.

[cainswrath727]

I fully believe the storys. I am not hypocritical and I fully believe every thing my god says

[julzabro]

Ummmmm? Good for you.

[cainswrath727]

I wa replying to someones comment

[Blake97201]

"he was incredibly strong"

Strong does not equal agile.

[J43fan]

uh if you knew about samson youd know he was incredibly strong and all that. he could easily catch the foxes. as for everything else? answered with the same thing. he was incredibly strong

[kalsolarUK]

lol, you really do need therapy.

[J43fan]

who said he caught them all in one day? he could have had years doese the Bible say?

[Hahayoureretarded]

J43fan, I'm a little late in responding, but like Kalsolar advised, you really need help mate. Seriously, get it now while you're still young or else be doomed to an entire lifetime of standing outside KFC in a chicken outfit holding a board and an arrow.

[Paxmax]

Haha, I commented this video with "wait-a-minute-here" Corn? if he set fire to it, he'd be having popcorn! but...? Corn didn't grow in the middleast!!

But after posting it I realized I had to turn off my american english to make sense of it.

Anyways, I figured out where the web browser "firefox" got it's divine name inspiration!!

Great vid! Sub'd!

[Paxmax]

OK! so, firefox web browser got biblical inspiration. Firefox wanteth the corny product of microsoft to be burned!

While you where talking about the burning corn field I was thinking POPCORN... but it is the wrong continent!

Corn came to europe/asia/africa later....

But hey... you stopped mentioning corn before saying "only literal truth from now", lucky save?

=o)

[snownet]

THIS IS SPARTA

[TheRavenGuy]

5 stars

[hethuszar01]

Your videos are the best thing since Monty Python.

Hope the way of bedunking Biblical nonsense will follow 'your path'.

Simply brilliant.

Cheers

[kalsolarUK]

Bit of a late response on my part - but many thanks for that!

[Flyingkittycats]

Some one call the PETA! This atrocious book filled with animal cruelty must be banned internationally!

[andysterdam]

I propose we all pitch in and help you buy a better camera: your material is too good to be soon through a blurry lens!

[kalsolarUK]

when I started making these I was using a very cheap camera, my new camera is far better - I just havent made the best use of it as I've been recording at a relatively low quality level for upload purposes. However.. with my next video you should notice improvement. Oh...and thanks for the comment!

[andysterdam]

Cool; your videos are phenomenal. As a recovering fundie (no fault of my own, pastor dad), I know these Bible stories inside out. To hear you hilariously take them on as you do is like therapy to my traumatized psyche. Look forward to future videos! A+

[darkhyena]

According to Dave MacDonald's "Running with the Fox", the "foxes" were more likely Golden Jackals... not that it makes the story anymore plausible

[kalsolarUK]

Golden Jackels, Hmm? Of course...as it never even happened in the first place they could have been anything..including Dark Hyena's. (Oh hang on..thats your ID name!) lol.

[blackprince84]

Who knew applying logic to the Bible could be so funny? Wonderful stuff as always.

[Danmill23]

hahha!  Another fine effort!

[trendy09]

very good, keep it up bro

[klaron0]

how about any of Samson's mass murders next? Do you know the one with the marriage & riddle, kalsolarUK? (Judges 14:1-20)

[kalsolarUK]

Yes, originally I was gonna do the whole crazy story in one go, but I could'nt make it all fit in one video so I decided to do it in bits.

[klaron0]

that works too.. thanks for the free top quality entertainment!

[pornoopel]

i love your stuff :) just fantastic!

[otakursed]

fox hat . . . lol, first time I'd heard that one.

[kalsolarUK]

There are some other equally nutty stories from the life of Samson, including of course the strength-draining hair cutting incident. The are so many entertaining stories in the good book, sometimes I just don't know which to tackle next! lol. Thanks for the comments so far everyone.

[Philosophobia]

300 foxes is child's play compared to what Noah accomplished. he got polar bears and kangaroos to migrate to the middle east. And then all go back where they came from.

[RosieDesire]

"the horse has already bolted" lol... I love it... so true.

[ReligionIsACrutch]

You are up there with Eddie Izzard in my book.

[Juggaloserialeater]

Ya id belive 10

[niceonetom]

where's the fox hat? boom boom. 5 stars.

[robtul12]

You are one of my favorite comics. You are right up there with Pat Co0ndell. Your erudition of the Bible is delightful. Thank you very much, indeed.

[kalsolarUK]

many thanks for that, and glad to know that I can occasionally make such babarism sound "delightful" lol.

[SuperAtheist]

when are you going to tell the story of job?

[kalsolarUK]

Good question! It's one of the best for sure -there's already an excellent animated telling of it on youtube, which is perhaps one reason I've not done it so far. I do briefly talk about it in my "How to beat a hurricane - NOT! video. However, I'm sure I will do it at some point.

[lamnaa]

The whole bible is so silly I did not think the first part was a joke. Well the whole bible is a joke but you nkow what I mean.

[XLIIx42]

LOL, funny as always!