Joe Cartoon: A Poodle Story

[666blackdeath]

still a better love story then twilight

[AndreMAdams]

haha

[TylerMcNamerRULES]

Everything Joe does to his cartoons tells us the meaning of life.

[rai908]

i miss the old joecartoon, where u can actually play the games...oh well

[TylerMcNamerRULES]

@rai908 you can blend the boss on the ipad

[TheZornk]

You kno wa burns my ass air-o-planes

[MrRake006]

air-o-plane

[TayTayBoo18]

O.O

[Ninjacookies143]

he looks like the man version of marge from the simpsons

[UKNOWULOVEZME]

u know what burns my ass... 44 dislikes

[UKNOWULOVEZME]

fly fly and sputter and fly CLASSIC

[juanyai1]

you know what blows my load, on girl on her knees doin the job right

[rocksolid83baby]

He was right. I am jealous to not have as deep a relationship with myself. :(

Gotta get some self love in here.

[TheSh4adow]

he sounds like mo jo jo jo from power puff girls xD

[kissingmexx]

you know what burns my ass? a flame about this high! WOOOH!!!

[ScourgeWillRise]

XDXDXDXDXD

[vergilsvamp]

XD

[MrCheesestik132]

"u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved

[JustineScott2000]

@MrCheesestik132 thoses things are fake

[BlueDolphinGirl1985]

@MrCheesestik132 Um...this is just another chain letter, and another thing: what pills are YOU on dude?

[murdoc0niccals666]

@MrCheesestik132 i sleep on my damn couch, not in my room.

[adunham211]

" and he would sometimes passionately squeeze his own buttocks"

[AMBERloldawn]

yess he would pretend to be an airoplane and fly and fly and... sputter and fly! XD

[09strawberries]

xD i love joecartoons

[TallestKez]

u have just been OTOOL'D! XD

[MultiSlackey]

how can he even squeeze his own buttocks while his arms were crossed??

[Pride96792]

AND PASSIONATELY HE WOULD SOMETIMES SQUEEZE HIS OWN BUTTOCKS ....... OOOOOOOOO. hehe

[FuzzyForever1]

this is more like a ghost story. i just got scarred for life 0_0'

[iLovePainting28911]

press 8 over and over to see gerbil stick figure's pelvic thrust go on FOREVAH

[talksforlife]

OH NO GRANDMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[MEPLAYWITHFIRE]

i just had the spicyst wings on the planet.. it was so spicy i felt like i was gunna die..

[Oobers9532]

You know what burns my ass? A flame about this high! BOOM.

[Patricalypse]

38 people couldn't make it to the Pelvic Thrust show.

[Raqwaza17]

K I'm now worried what my two poodles do

[Splatfaceboi]

Ya Know What Burns My Ass...A Flame About This High

[misterlizard97]

is that invader zims poodle?

[Splatfaceboi]

Like if you tried to squeeze your own buttocks like he does and passionatly neck with yourself :D

[pein999000]

Did....did I just get mind-raped?!?!?!

[TheCatwoman27]

OMG! thats my brother's girlfriend's poodle! She did terrible things to that dog oh god!

[WizardScience]

that gerbil pwned him :D

[jdp46360]

we all have just been MIND FUCKED!!!!

[SumoSushiHAI]

@jdp46360 No, we just got O'Toole'ed...O'...TOOLE'ed...

[petowii]

omgeeeeee i've been looking for this video for years haha

[Corgiluvr100cp]

You know what burns my ass...? A FLAME ABOUT THIS HIGH! lolllll

[Dracosgal8]

@Corgiluvr100cp I thought that was hilarious as well xD

[shanenicholas23]

again ha ha 0:07

[shanenicholas23]

ha ha 0:7

[GTARATER]

I bet that he can do a marathon

[GTARATER]

How amazing. Pathetic. Sexy. Live and let dive 2 judges says

[zacthedead]

OoooooooooooooOoooooOooOoOh how facamating

[MsPokemonlovergirl]

and sometimes on occassions he would passionately heck with himself again and passionately squeeze his own buttocks. ooooiooooooooooh lol haha

[MsPokemonlovergirl]

okay i loooooooooved the jumping oooooon tttthhhhhe nblood part ooooooohhh yes haha

[lastkillis100]

i think there would be a bit more blood than those little tiny droplets comming out :P

[Shelbz13660]

Lmao. yes, he would pretend to be an air-o-plane and fly, fly fly.

[animegirl271]

1:10 made my legs hhurt O.O

[DisturbedMaddogg]

YOU KNOW WHAT BURNS MY ASS?! A FLAME ABOUT THIS HIGH

[Lizard6376]

Wat

[CpAndStuff]

...

[lodemans]

booooy do i love joe!!

[antwanroxify]

WOW...!!!! 

[modernwafare2mastr1]

hhaahahahahahah

[cayman1959]

i got a poodle just like that!

[SuperRandomChocolate]

LMAO, that's one strange poodle!!!!!!!!! "you know what burns my ass?" "no" "a flame about this high, BAM YEA WOOW!!!!"

[IronWolvesBand]

1:6 laghing or crying

[snakelover1245]

random mouse.

[danecook321]

1:04 scares the shit outta me!

[StettedStiel]

Fascinating* xD

[lilavanill]

lol i thought this is a alien

[PeAcE836]

sik!! you know what burns my ass? a man like is tall

[imurjesus1]

@PeAcE836 actually its a flame. i thoguht he said man at first but its flame.

[JTheato999]

you know what burns my ass?...

[voodooicepops]

0:52 the fun starts



[qwellywelly1]

WTF!!!!!?????? LOL

[BABYRMC0524]

itz really not that funny so that joke is the dumbest thing i every heard in my life dumb azzez

[OutlanderVitani]

@BABYRMC0524

well theres no need to call everyone dumb asses.

alot more people like it than dislike it.

oh and correct your grammar.

[shortstuff9296]

Suppa fly: Dude! that was fucked up! :P

[meaganfarr2]

" yesss he would pretend to be...AN AIRPLANE! "

hahaha XD

you have to love joecartoon XD

[Dhesyca]

@meaganfarr2 excuse me...aer-O-plane, thank you very much. And the O had a smiley face :3

[cristixyz]

0:29 - 0:43 that was so hetero O_o

[chobitsgnarlslover]

1:04 gets me everytime, i dont think NORMAL people are supposed to be jumping with stumps, usually, theyd fall over screaming over the loss of their own legs, i love joe cartoon, but somethings, are just like they were on weed and decided to hurry with this..,.

[SOADluver132]

The poodle's voice and the ending of the vid gets me every time I watch this xD

[sexysassygurl9]

this waz a waste of my time

[tomanycolors]

hahaha, that made me laugh and it definitly put a smile on my face.:)

[bluesky0520]

wow lol this is stupid

[77KidXtreme77]

You know what burnz my ass no a flame bout this high yeah bam! whooo!

[BestArmpitFarterEver]

The part where he squeezes his own buttocks lol so funny and the part at the end where his legs dance and bleed. so damn fuckin funny! (sorry for swearin) =3

[TheRandomvidz4u]

Why everytime somebody gotta bleed?

[RempNine]

lolz :D i agree with cosmogirlteri! NUTZ!

[cosmogirlteri]

lol the guy who made this is nuts!!!

[aaronlewis321]

wtf

[izeatzshardzofGlazz]

you know what burns my ass? a flame about this high...BAMB!...giggidty!

[mccarthystuart]

Is it just me, or did that poodle's accent sound Scottish at one point?

[MrKillkan]

that end bit is BRILLIANT!!

[Lollyholly99]

eww at the end

[ily4540]

omg hahahahahahaahahahah

[kennsie8]

squeez his own buttocks lol .

[eyecrypurpletears]

i have no idea why but i liked that

[gal144]

wtf

[DaBestest900]

Wouldnt this be one of those times the fly comes in and says DUDE that was fucked up becuase it really really was luuked painful

[CSXboy1]

lol 1:04

[Manijak987]

wtf

[webkinzloveme4]

ROTFLMFAO

[melissabannon]

Thats fucked up

[minkleminkle]

ROFLMFAO

[LoVeLy12SiGhT]

ROFLOL

[MrWTFshow]

ROFL

[Royal550]

lolololol

[Xzonza1]

lol 1:04

[somelivingthing]

fuck!!! retarted!!! but kinda funny!!!

[methos319]

1:03 LOL

[lovergirl9812]

oh wow

[TwinkleSpaceGirl]

funny then.. ew..

Spike and Mike?

[rawrny]

gay.

[dravenroughnecks]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[patrickstar1231]

haha 0:40

[joei1382]

rofl you know what burns my ass, a flame about this high BAM

[Tereyakiz]

the poodle talking like MoJoJoJo from powerpuffgirls !

[AngryXBoxNerd47]

@Tereyakiz wat the f is a power puff girl

[bluedragon94]

@AngryXBoxNerd47 Wait, what??? What's a Power Puff Girl??? Only one of the BEST animations to originate on Cartoon Network! Look it up on youtube or google.

[AngryXBoxNerd47]

@bluedragon94 uh, ok, just describe the powerpuff girls and maybe i'll checkem out,

[bluedragon94]

@AngryXBoxNerd47 Haha! Ok. I looked at the time that you first posted and figured that you might have looked them up yourselves by now. I didn't want to waist mine or your time if you hadn't. PPG is a cute show about these three cute little girls who were created by their scientist "father" in a lab using sugar and spice and everything nice and "chemical x" which gives them super powers allowing them to save Townsville from all sorts of villany. Theme song by girl group Puffy Ami Yumi.

[MsBabygirl106]

@bluedragon94 lol idk tht Puffy Ami Yumi did the PPG's theme no wonder they had their own show lol

[CaptenAwsomeXD]

haha, cool X3

[evilwiskers]

0:16 lol and joecartoon is halarious

[ihavenoname93]

i cant imagine this being funny unless i was stoned out of my mind.

[cclbrules]

lmfao at the end

[aliayaz19]

I remember watching this like 4-5 years ago on the original website.

[canarsieat1]

that mouse thingy went thing thing on tha dude

[audreysdemon]

Its a gerbil

[viewsonica70]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA joe cartoon is priceless

[DarkorbitKing100]

@viewsonica70 you are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO right lol!

[TheLilaKiller]

omg xD

[Xx0Jennifer0xX]

And Passionatley squeezed his own buttocks XDDDD

[KazumiNoMari]

that dog must of been on sumthin waaaay harder than crack!

XDDDD

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

Is the dog on crack?

You know what borns my ass?

no...

A flame about this high BAM WOOH.

-shrugs- he he he he he he he he he he

[FOBlink182]

gross!!

[10000colts]

do u know what berns my ass? no a flying about this high BAM! yha WOOT!

[geordanere]

shut up copying the vid its so fucking annoying if u wanna be sad enough to copy a vid do it in your own spare time than making us read stuff we've already seen for fuck sakes

[bubsAKAvermin]

You are saying this to the amighty creator of this video.

Yes, JoeCartoon goes on Youtube, too.

[Shmellington]

I think geordanere was talking about people quoting bits from the video, which is indeed quite annoying.

[bubsAKAvermin]

oh whoops, I thought that he was saying that to JoeCartoon, since the reply kinda looked like a comment.

MY BAD.

[Shmellington]

I thought that too at first, but then it sort of clicked after I read several quote-comments.

[jashmserrano]

LOL!!hahahaha!

[EdwardElric112]

O_O....^_^

[renegadecommand]

OOOOooooh  FFFfascinating

[sushiluv67]

"and others were jealous not to be passionate with themselves"

haha

[RProductions13]

OMG!

[bubblegumgirl115]

u no wat rly burns my ass? a flame about this high wOOt!! hahah rofl nj

[FinalFury3x]

YESSSS, And many times he would PRETEND to BEEEEeeeeeee an AIR-O-PLANE!! XD

[BlackOnyx456]

ok?

[KLeGtheFiRSTT]

bahah!! the ending is soo rando!! XD

[RipperGER]

This is soooo sick !!^^

[mxcnprd10]

Rofl @ the ending

[kaykiiddo]

disgusting but awesome

[Ajboy369]

kinda reminds me of richard simmons. lol

[shawn2571]

again these videos are make the internet worth having XP thanks joe cartoon

[phuckyiu69]

who the fuck rates this piece of shit 5 stars?!

[LobeliaM72]

I rated your mom five stars in bed last night, faggot.

[americanhalfwit]

ahhhahaha nailed it

[TalbertComedy]

what do you call an elf who was the tallest in his school?

Creepy 20 year-old who likes young elf girls 0__O

[Maynlander]

that is somewhat painfully disturbing...ahem

[EmosInc252]

lol, Maynlander has just made that joke even funnier

[reducingASH]

LOl grab his own ass fucking shit.

[youremylittlebitch]

My favorite ever. I began watching these in 6th grade!

[101lipslikecandy101]

xD I love that rat thing

[SuperSupernoodle]

IT'S A GERBIL!! Watch watch watch the other vids!! Aaaaaah he's incredible

[jeffblevins74]

You're fu%#ed in the head joe BUT I LIKE IT !!!!

[quibbles1000]

Wow, is Joe ever obsessed with blood o.o Still funnah though

[i2bamani]

that guy must have superlong arms

[penguinfreak8]

omg!

love that joke at the end

"U noe wat burns my ass?? a flame about this high."

hahaha

soo great

[zainnaruto]

porno mime wow...