Masturbating Bear

[19grand]

As far as I know the only animals that masturbate are those kept in captivity - that speaks volumes for animals and humans alike.

[2mek8]

was he sucking his own......

WTF whats wrong with this gay fucker

[Xtex5000]

how the hell did i get here?!

[theIneluctable1]

lmfao

[TheLifeOfTommy]

How the hell did i come from rob and big episodes, to a bear jacking off WTF!

[frankensteinmoneymac]

Bears apparently haven't yet mastered the fine art of Masturbation..........

Wacking Off...it's what sets us apart from the animals.

[quietatse]

Self-blowjob more like, he looked like he didn't like the taste at the end of it all.

[dahviexXxlover]

Bear: "well thats it im going to wank and see if anyone is watching"

[Ilive4pie]

LOL it's so funny to see that the top rated comments have all these big words and logic :D even though the video is showing a bear having a wank :D

[XxBlessedSpiritxX]

This thing is exercising to catch prey

[tightasfool]

hes following rule #18 in zombieland "Limber Up"

[MrDevinski]

It looks like he's tryig to sniff his own ass!

[progamerdman]

hes like almost there almost there almost there XD

[MrJaycollard]

Look at how many people want to see a Bear jerk off....LOL PERVS....

[BVargas78]

It's not masturbating, it's doing stretch excercises

[randoman678]

its cleaning its leg

[davidls11]

First I'll whack off...then I'll eat that guy with the camera.

[Slagar1000]

lol. even the dumb bear does it.

[dinos1go1rawr12]

@Slagar1000 Dumb?wow.

[MrPancakes418]

i want 18 seconds of my life back

[tracehd1]

@MrPancakes418 lol... I hear yea brother... not only that... people are actually debating the issue....lol

[MrPancakes418]

@tracehd1 really!? :O haha lol :D

[mitra32203]

....so like us.

[AmericanIdiotWannabe]

Why.. Why did I click on this?

[Socioistic]

@AmericanIdiotWannabe

The same reason all of us did.

[beberia]

vay şerefsiz. osbir çekiyo

[XPOUTINEX]

Weeeeeeeeeeird

[dudenessesity]

I was watching TJ Miller Yogi the Bear Audition, then Sleepy Bear Can't Stay Awake, the MASTURBATING BEAR.

[MrMixedGas]

just look at him savage himself 

[coolio5640]

PEDOBEAR

[hopper727rs]

I taught him that.

[dudedude873]

after seeing this i wondered why did i click a video called Masturbating bear ?? .....

[KaiReemZZ]

How'd i get from looking or Kush to Masturbating Bears?

[Hayaserforeveer]

I dont get it, I dont see any "masturbation" going on

looks to me he is caught under his leg

[hawaiianvampire]

@Hayaserforeveer He's sucking his own dick.

[Hayaserforeveer]

@hawaiianvampire

F*** YOU, you suck MY D***

[Dwhales4]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHA i guess thats the best you can do when u have no thumbs.

[WillBilly425]

He was about to go jogging and didn't feel like pullin a hammy. Give the bear a break.

[Dr8co1]

WTF LMFAO xD it looks fake, but since its not it's friggin hilarious xD

[oo77i]

all this 'hard' work ,just to Give himself head!?

[extrekkie13]

Wow, Darwin would be so proud. o_o

[the0th]

lol that bear is a member of the dead hand gang. he sits on his hand and than wanks with it so it feels like someone else is doing it.

[TheSilentgrey]

lol bears are still my favorite animal

[hambosambo2]

he's clearly not  itching; he's clearly doing pilates.

[Croshax]

Bears obviously don't have an apparent "third leg," so the second leg will have to suffice.

[Zekester3000]

i dont know what the hell that bear is doing

[nickpetrachuk]

it just looks like he's stretching his leg.

[Virabunny]

It was just playing with its leg!!!

[GieveItemPlz]

@Virabunny That pinkish thing is not a leg..

[supereldinho]

It looks more like hes wrestling with his own leg...

BTW, type (dog bites own leg) and you will see a very disturbed dog...

[paydn202]

its like on family guy when peter fell..SSSSSSSSSS AHHHHHHH SSSSSSSSSSSSSAHHHHHHHHHHH lol

[ezakustam]

I don't know if it's masturbating or not. However: 1) Grizzlies are largely solitary animals with gigantic natural territories. The males often have no access to females. 2) Why would it be masturbating if it doesn't like it? 3) If you're going to make an assertion like this, you should give at least SOME evidence. It may be a less than ideal situation for the bear, but it defies logic and common sense to say that the bear doesn't enjoy it.

[OHWISEONE1996]

@ezakustam You don't know if he's masturbating or not? You can see him pulling his head off his dick at 0:15. LOL

[Kape56]

hes ust picking his ass

[DolceVita]

i couldnt see properly but it looked like his toothbrush to me haha

[xkimstuh]

NOT AT THE TABLE CARLOS

[jd55192]

Coco would be proud.

[Taima26]

it is only hugging its leg

[sweetbilly]

LoL this reminds me of a really bad episode of the muppets.

[TheChunkyKong]

@sweetbilly yea i saw that one to lol with the dog and the guy on the phone??

[bull068]

This randomly synched up with the opening of Led Zeppelin - Black Dog which i was listening to in the background.

[xBooBooProductionsx]

i think all animals get sexuall pleasure because that is what makes them want to have sex why else would they

[sakemaki]

That looked rather like autofellatio

[pooruglydog]

I don't understand why post this video is funny, shi........x!

[cucumberzr4chumpz]

i probly shouldnt say this but its so cute!

[ItchyGonzalles]

as far as i know bears don't do that... plus it doesn't look like he is. it looks like he's holding his foot up... with both arms.

[Zkrudriverz]

bears r so cute! now im gay.

[Malesbrook]

@Zkrudriverz 

hahahahahah

[bobipineman]

cute

[mlody6677]

everyone gay should be killed or throw from clif or something... that is the one way to clean this wourld from sicknes

[blasterpack]

@mlody6677 maybe you shouyld be thrown off the face of the earth to clean the world from sickness

[mlody6677]

@blasterpack no thx i'm feel great... And i can only wish you only gays soons and your gens will disapear from earth.

All best

[lbrown586]

@mlody6677 The Basic instructions Before Leaving Earth (aka "The Bible") say; Thou shalt not Judge, because He is the only one who can. Also if being gay was a sin and an abomination then He would be a hypocrite, because He also said that no one sin is greater than the other, and my God is not a hypocrite.

[RobertsWaffles]

Pedo Bear

[terrorkid25]

pervert bear lol

[Th3eViRus]

i agree this aint fosters home for imaginary friends

[masarutas]

Pedo Bear ^_^ just kidding!!!

[timoboll777]

Why we can watch masturbating animals on youtube, but we cant watch masturbating people !?!

[Milkshakman]

Most people who think it's a sin are either little kids who have been told so as a way for their parents not to have to worry about things like that, or if they've grown up being told that, probably because of the same reason.

[predatoress]

@Milkshakman: True. I just keep it very ridiculous anyone can even think that way at modern era... I mean embryos are proven to masturbate (touch genitals) so are we dirty and sinful form the beginning? Why the hell "god" would've programmed unborn child who cannot think on it's own to do that? lol Silly christians. I think many of those extremists would be much happier and calmer if using their hands once in a while...

[gopherdude]

There's like one part in the bible where some guy didn't cum in a woman and instead did it outside; you know like a teenager?

And it said god was pissed about it.

So they interpritated it as masterbation as a sin.

It doesn't actually say it's a sin anywhere. Atleast in the new testament.

[SwedishViking93]

@gopherdude

HAHAHA!

What chapter dude, i wanna read that :D

[gopherdude]

'kay found it.

:Genesis 38:9

"But knowing that the child would not be his, whenever Onan had sex with his brother's wife, he would spill his semen on the ground to avoid giving offspring to his brother."

Basically onan would cum outside HIS BROTHER'S WIFE everytime he had sex with her.

In Genesis 38:10

God kills Onan

Now no-were does that imply he was pissed about masterbation, Onan was to fuck his brother's wife so they could have a kid, but he didn't, so god killed him.

[EskRuskija]

you know what? fuck you!! nobody gives a shit about religeon so how about you get a DAMN LIFE and keep your gay ass thoughts to yourself????!!!!!!

[tattooninja]

why didn't he just shoot on her tits instead of the ground?

[Jamesparker19751975]

@gopherdude

oookay that's your pathetic mysticism... not everyone is into ancient voodoo cults like you. WEIRDO!

[EskRuskija]

bibles are gay just like religeon (:

[tJarelth]

I can't believe you're all so caught up in your self indulgent morality concerning sin and what's right according your church, when you're neglecting to highlight the sheer cruelty and madness this animal has clearly suffered. You're all blinded by you're own self righteous bullshit!

[planes3333]

@JesusChristRulesYOU

dude animals dont sin!! Jesus will let you know when you get there

[tJarelth]

I love that your user name even contradicts Jesus' teaching. He never wanted to rule anyone, he wanted people to have free will. Something certainly rules you and it's not Jesus Christ!

[Plemediffi]

How could it be offensive to you, because most people masturbate in private. To say it's offensive means you watch someone do it on purpose and are then disgusted.

Masturbating is perfectly natural.

[rabbit929]

COMEON GUYS. giving yourself head is natural.

lookit Maralyn Manson. hes so natural.

lmfao

[Delticola]

I think the correct title of this video, instead of including the word masterbating, I think the title should be Bear engaged in self oral copulation.

[ricksax]

Ursinhos carinhosos

[bugcrazzy]

he is just playing with his right leg. take a good look at his paws how they wrap around.

[AbnormallyOriginal]

Did you even look towards the end of the video? It shows his penis.

[capibara3]

@AbnormallyOriginal Thats a Penis? hahahahahahaha

[Velocity1222]

dude. it just gave itself head. not cool.

[klinn86]

Bear necessities :)

[ChrissieBana]

@klinn86 Of life will come to you...

[Neinteen91]

I wish I could do that...

[dude082003]

@Neinteen91 you must still be in the closet then -.-'

[Neinteen91]

2 things:

1. I've been out of the closet for close to three years now.

2. If you could suck your own dick, wouldn't you?

[dude082003]

@Neinteen91 i most certainly wouldn't...id prefer to have my WIFE do it tyvm.

its nice your gay and all...but assuming the rest of the men in the world are as hungry for cock as yourself is just...well...flabbergasting.

now don't take this the wrong way, i have nothing against gay people...but to be honest anyone who would suck their dick cuz they can...IS FUCKING GAY ANYWAY.

thx for giving a shit about my 2 cents though =D

[EasternTwist]

Come on guys leave the bear alone. It seems to need privacy at this moment. :P

[HyperSonicXtreme]

Papa bear likes it hard

[wasdcontrols]

wat is wrong with u freaks

[ciolamorta]

Man, bears simply can't masturbate. Did you know that they have a BONE, right in that place? For real, if you don't believe me, take a look on the net. Before clicking on the thumb down, take a look! I'm not joking!

[sp4cepope]

@ciolamorta He may not be able to jerk off, but he can give himself one hell of a blowjob.

[TheMakamatt]

HAHAHAHHA its sucking its own dick PMSL

[dallasadsit]

he is stretching his legs from working out lol

[ph12ivos]

lmfao

[cookiemonster86]

Chances are that the poor guy is suffering from som kind of trauma. Bears usually start rocking when stressed.

[TempleOfSin]

Okay look at 0.15 again.:P

[towely]

Yea, when they get stressed out they usually shove their rock hard erections in their mouth too.

[bikerboy3k]

hes wanking his leg ? he must be bored..

[Tresfan]

So... Thats what bears do in the woods...

[Yvesyew]

y o g a

[doobiesmoke15]

Don't you mean Yogi?

[thedude77777]

how do you know?

how do scientists know?

can you talk to a bear?

[Ryoukoholic]

@SolInvictus

Bullshit. :P

[TheDmarshall18]

@SolInvictus then how come there is white stuff all over his stomach???

[Laratigergirl]

@SolInvictus Really? Where did you hear that? I'd be curious to learn more.

[SpartanSinnerX]

@Laratigergirl .. I think the only things to gain pleasure from sexual acts are .. Humans, monkeys and believe it or not dolphins lol ... im not posotive about that being the ONLY animals though

[Laratigergirl]

@SpartanSinnerX Naw, I think everything that has sex enjoys it on some way or another. Why else would they do it, instinct? Just as it's our instincts drive us to want to have sex with people we find attractive. I think humans and animals are different shapes made out of the same clay. We may be much more complicated, but biology is biology and it would be evolutionarily inefficient to have so many mental operating systems. :)

[Amarianee]

@Laratigergirl If you honestly believe that you know nothing about the anatomy of any other species. Human beings are the ONLY species that has sex as a form of recreation rather than strictly procreation. Take a look at cats and dogs. It's painful. A male cat has barbs on the end of his penis that contract against the vaginal wall of the female. It's extremely painful, hence the yowling. Dogs and wolves swell so badly that when they finish, they actually cannot separate.

[ezakustam]

Even your assertion re dogs and cats is problematic. Dogs hump people's legs even when mates are available. You eventually admitted some primates mate recreationally. Dolphins fit the same criteria. There are a variety of animals (like beavers) that are known to masturbate. Further, it's ludicrous to assert that other animals are mating "only" for procreation. This is even measurable: there are specific electrochemical releases to look for. (Sometimes, human sex is rather painful, too!)

[T061474h]

@ezakustam i did not understand anything u said

[hypoksifilia]

It's true that intercourse hurts the females of some species but it doesn't mean they wouldn't enjoy masturbation. Animals like touching themselves just like us humans do -we are just another species of mammals! A cat in heat is obviously begging someone to touch it's "itchy" vagina. And it's a good itch.

[hypoksifilia]

It feels good to the cat when someone touches it. Never done so, but it's obvious when you watch it's behaviour. And to those people who think now that I'm a perv... Please, stop living in your conservative moral and start addressing facts. Animals like sexual stimulation. What is so forbidden and immoral about nature? The plesure of sexual stimuli is useful evolutionally. Wouldn't it be a little bit strange if us humans were the ONLY species to like sexual touching? It really isn't the case.

[hypoksifilia]

Enjoying sexual stimuli is common to many mammals -ask people who study monkies!

[Amarianee]

@Laratigergirl Hell, the preying mantis eats it's mate after intercourse. Every other species on the planet follows the laws of physical anatomy. They strive to keep their species alive. The only possible exception to this law (aside from humans) are primates, which as I'm sure you're aware, are part of the same genus anyway.

[adam75south]

@SpartanSinnerX

that's what they say, but "they" haven't watched the youtube videos of turtles having sex. add them to the list.

[ksniveegirl]

@SolInvictus - Stress relieving?? =)

[hypoksifilia]

@SolInvictus How do you know if she's enjoying it or not! Stress can cause masturbation in animals but that doesn't mean they donät like it -quite in the contrary. The pleasure from masturbation makes them do it. It releases pain (in us humans do). It's a very common misconception that animals don't like masturbation and it's from an age when it was forbidden to think nature that way. What's so dangerous in a thought that animals might be more like us than we think? Humans aren't as superior.

[hypoksifilia]

*in us humans TOO

[mruknown66]

@SolInvictus how can a bear get stressed all they do is sleep and eat wow

[ChloeW1313]

He's Not Mastubating. He's Extremely Stressed, Bears Only Do This When Something Is Wrong And They Are Not BEing Treated Ncely In Any way atall.

[d0pesick]

Chloe is right. This video doesn't make me laugh.

[leightonransome]

idc i still think its funny

[bigpinkears]

The bear is masturbating. Look up similar videos and you will see more clearly.

Don't bother making up any credentials, please. This is the internet, no one will believe you, whether you are truthful or not.

[brataral]

mama ce deepthroat face ursul:)):))

[Xiskate]

this is the marilyn's manson bear

[pjkj62]

It's huge.

[TaiFerret]

When I do that I usually put both legs behind my head.

[andywattbulb]

they get so lonely in isolation

[Sky1991XD]

OMG is the Pedobear!!! Run little girls...! Run!!!

[thedude77777]

whens the cumshot?

[kobidobidog]

He swallow it!

[Bookooman2606]

Really? Been to 4chan much?

[junedeon]

He should just get Christopher Robin to do that for him next time. Less struggle.

[scentedskanks]

I...I love you so much.

[Mintythefoxy]

i'd hit it.

[poopybutth0le]

for some reason i don't think thats right

[Chattanoogaben]

Those claws are tricky!!!

[kobidobidog]

What? If you were in that bears fur, and lacking a way to sexualy satisfy yourself you would do the same thing I guarantee you.

[hemmsilius]

i guess that pedobear irl

[lyricaljunkster]

you're doing it wrong!

[planl3]

epic bear

[erykpz1]

lmao omg

[myaturney]

jafen bear

[AquaGaiden]

That is Pedobear.

[UglynerdMan]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA

[greebsrule]

wtf

[horlacsd]

skillfull bear, mastering the reach around so it feels like it's somebody else

[winnieleddy9523]

Um that's well WOW!!!

[woa12]

OK?

[Rajnoma]

This poor bear needs a good CUDDLE! Bears need affection as much as people do; he's lonely, so he's forced to play with himself. Poor bear!