Twilight RiffTrax Sample

[MahnamesJake]

LOL No no you can read it... there's just.. nothing in there..

[Launchpad05]

Do you guys ever get death threats from MTV, E! Entertainment, and the millions of irrational fan girls for riffing on 'Twilight'?

[sarahcat90]

did anyone else(when you were painfully dragged to the movie theatre to see this), think what in the hell does "cat" mean. I mean, who thinks just "cat". Was something missed?

I just thank god for Rifftrax.

[nowknowthis]

"No you can read her mind its just theres nothing"

[kastan06]

I bet the 17 dislikes are Twilight fans.... fail

[NateSean]

Mike, Kevin and Bill. The kick in the nuts the Twilight franchise needs.

[PyrozPlayground]

WOAH moodswing! lol

[REMisagoat]

"I don't have a wang"

[angellicrequiem]

the only reason Edward can't read Bella's mind is... what she says is exactly what thought processes are actually going through her head.

[juliebogen]

Now that I've seen Eclipse, I kind of miss this one. Come on, R-Patz, you used to be hilarious!! Did our constant mocking wear down your spirit?

[kerinapetshop]

Whoa Mood swing!lol I like (Twilight) but this is damn Halarious!

[angelmycat]

Twilight Sucks! The girl always look high to me.

[kai199025]

heh both the new moon and twilight rifftrax were great i cant wait for the next one heh and if you want a girlfriend gotta learn to love twilight or you can have sex with cats ^^ your call heh

[MagnificentFiend]

Line.

[JackilynSkellington]

WHOA! moodswing! Holy cats!

[herbienbrian]

a wang xD

[grenbaygrl1]

line . . . . . . . . . . . . .line

[wingsofhope2]

oh damn I need to watch the rest of this! :D

[TabiTragic0]

<.< I hate Twilight. :D

Halarious!

[DMANpictures]

cat... cat sex... :D

[Hanakia]

@DMANpictures "A cat is fine, too..."

[Mattmoo36]

"awkward small talk, the motion picture!"

[leefromdbzonps2]

whoa! mood swing

[SeerOfJustAboutAll]

Llllllladies

[LeanaMcKie]

Any ideas when your riff for New Moon is coming out? I'm addicted to the Twiight one :D

[jsalberg]

Man this movie had it coming. Three cheers for Rifftrax!

[kiracforest]

"I don't have-"

"-a wang."

LMAO

[Adamguy2003]

@kiracforest Yeah, that was great!

[innerchihiro]

line...line...

[ilovejd224]

seriously you HAVE to watch the whole thing its HILLARIOUS!

[jenlight]

...line?

[Rizza2k4]

.....Line?

[itshelpa]

"cat.... cat-sex actually" nice!

[TweekleDee]

Poor Ziggy cartoonist Tom Wilson.

[NightmareNumber100]

i remember watching the whole thing with my brother, it was worth buying the riff, i was crying with luaghter :D

[kootypattoo]

Oh my god I am literally sobbing with laughter right now. Tears streaming and everything

[TiM3X666]

I may actually watch this movie now

[jenlight]

@TiM3X666 Watch it with the Rifftrax. I promise you will not be let down!

[JamesOhGoodie]

Line?

[TheSkepticalIdealist]

line

[elrapido5150]

Jeeze, the faces that Pattinson makes in this scene are...just...wow.

[14274994]

"line?"

"....line?"

[matthayes31092]

"i dont have......a wang" HAHA i cracked up at that!!

[Kuriku24]

"Oh no, you can read it. There isn't anything." This line had me cracking up for a while.

[MichelleKenobi]

I saw this at their Stone Brewery screening. So hilarious!

[CrixMakin]

Brilliant.

[NightmareNumber100]

ROFL "line"

i watched the whole movie with my brother, i luaghed so hard i cried! keep it up guys!

[NazTb0y]

"a lady's beginner kettle belt"--I love this riff, but I don't get that one.

[m00nm4st3r]

"a lady's beginner Kettle Bell" Kettle Bells are basically iron balls with a handle, they were really popular for strength training near the turn of the 20th century, now they're making a comeback...long story short he was making fun of how weak he looks

[MorriganAtwood]

No movie has ever more deserved to be mocked.

[frobiewankenobi]

This is sooo friggin' funny,

"Cat sex!"

"I don't have...a wang."

Classic.

[summzzxoxo]

"cat sex"

[sassy1988]

"Whoa mood swing!" LMAO I love the movie but the RiffTrax is too funny not to like it. :-)

[rozax740]

Holy cats!

[sassy1988]

"Holy cats"? Um, I think I need a lifeline please... lol I'll go with it though... Holy rusted metal batman! lol ;-)

[LyndaHudson]

They should have a contest, and the winner gets to do a Rifftrax, help write the jokes and everything, and pick the movie too!

[giofav]

They already did that, exactly as you said.

[LyndaHudson]

Ah man, when the heck did that happen!? I wish I had known about it, I had the movie I wanted to do picke out and everything.

[narutorendan6]

They kinda did, the guy who plays the Nostalgia Critic did Lion King with his bro and friend, then did batman Forever.

[ImaginaryPanda]

omg this is the best lol

[chrisandnick121]

that i dont have a wang made me laugh so hard. double thumbs up.

[jek970]

The guys have said that all of the awkward silences in the film made it prime riffing material.

[XxPnuemaxX]

Line? .... Line!

[mireyavez]

The Books are Supe Hilarious - movie wAs not as bad as the books

[InterviewWithTheKat]

The 'I don't have... a wang' bit caught me completely off guard. I don't think i've laughed that hard since... ever.

[omanitsheather]

i love that they made fun of twilight!!

haha sooo good.

the hole movie is good...the version of them making fun of it that is.

the regular movie sucks.

[Talloweed]

This does look funny, but I'd be too embarrassed to rent it. Even through the anonymity of Netflix, I'd feel shame.

[LadyBurori]

guy in the tin foil hat

for some reason that made me think of foaly from artemis fowl...

xD

[WolfTalesReading]

It's Stephenie Meyer. She doesn't need any more blood money.

[911no]

I LOVE IT!!! I am so happy that the guys from mst3k are back doing what they do best. I have missed their work. So funny i almost peed.

[DubbleM900]

Fuck no, pirate it.

[DeadRisingGal]

i don't have, "A WANG!" OMG, i almost peed. this movie was sooo bad!

[internet22422]

catsex

xDNice

[moredots]

Just finished watching the full. It was. Amazing.

[theguardianreturns]

fuck no, rent it.

[Lauren4077th]

Go watch the "Best of Twilight RiffTrax" video. It's about ten minutes long, and it's a lot funnier. Granted, it is sort of a greatest hits thing, but I doubt you'll think they're "trying too hard" once you watch that.

[dave783]

Yeah, I did take a look at that. Some parts were funny as hell (Benny Hill reference, Kevin's lyrics to the lullaby,) but there where other parts that were just eh.

I guess Rifftrax is very hit and miss for me.

[RootZoot09]

Line?

... Line?

[YubiShines]

L-line?

[wootywoot88]

Absolutely hilarious! Can't wait until I get the full.

[kittioto]

I laughed so hard at this, and I know close to nothing about Twilight.

"Line"...."Line.."... lol. I'm going to be laughing all day about that. :D

[Totalidiocy]

Sex. Cat. Sex. XD

[alebak]

shithead.

[connerjohn11]

"cat SEX. =|" XD

[ryanmonster]

line.....

[demonryuu]

I also hugged my copy so tightly that I ruined it. I cried in a dark, sparkly corner for a whole week.

[Simanda]

lol ^^

[DeadRisingGal]

WOah! mood swing!

[Zyxxs]

This riff was the ONLY way I was able to sit through such a horrid movie.

[MarcBassoFilms]

haha agreed!

[livi323]

oh my god no kidding. i would have been on the verge of boredom if me and my friends weren't in the back of the theatre peeing our pants cuase it was so funny

[roadjam]

Not as bad as the books...

[Headbanger142]

I don't have....a wang LOL

[Fragile0Still]

Cat ... SEx! Line ...

[ctdsnark]

Do we really NEED another stupid f*cking movie/TV show/whatever about young-hip-trendy vampires??!!??

Bela Lugosi---you'll never know how much we miss you!

[Yabbablabba]

Cinematic Titanic

[MPizzal]

I'm torn. On one hand, I'd be watching what should be one of the funniest riffs and on the other, I'd be sitting through twilight.

[Okoa]

Trust me, it's worth it. ;-)

[endsinurple]

it's so worth it, it's hilarious

[SpeedyTase]

The Twilight riff is totally worth it! My dear friend is a fan of the book series and I have her hooked on this version. She loves to laugh at this scene!

[usedbymyusername]

whoa mood swing!

[zombiepi]

haha this is almost too easy for you guys! Great job!

[almightyseancore]

i was about to say this was an mst3k rip off, but then i read the channel info.

neat.

[MaximumTheMokona]

lol, cat sex.

[pacifistanarchist]

I'm just looking for the Gran Torino riff. IT must be done.

[Snapscape]

You guys don't seem to like Canadians.

[omgtsn]

Who does?

[Snapscape]

Same people who don't like Americans. Basically everyone else.

[HybridVampy]

Makes this movie somewhat bearable to watch

[SerasChan]

Agreed! This movie and the acting is painfully horrible in my opinion

[scdrumlinepit]

"I don't have..." "a wang."

ROFLMAO!!!

[logicroxx]

I've watched most all of the MST3K episodes and many RiffTrax ones as well, and I can confidently say that this was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Our trio was on fire for this one!

[Trekkie1450]

Cat SEX!!

LOL!

[Emplordxiii]

Buy this riff, its great!

Hey Mike, are you planning to riff any time soon the American Godzilla movie or is the mock-up one from Crow is the closes we are going to get?

[MoonFox35]

That's because they ARE awkward and mentally impaired. Only explanation.

[EsenEcho]

"....line....line"

whats most scary about Twilight, the movie was better. (not like the movie was good, just in the movie you didn't have to listen to every little screwed up problem Bella has and won't do anything about and only thing good in her life is her Sparkle diamond vampire Boyfriend. What ever happened to Buffy? She owned the my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire!)

[hollyhuffstutler]

And Buffy's vampire boyfriends were

a) actually sexy

b) had legitimate reasons to brood for decades

and c) COULD FINISH A FREAKING SENTENCE!

Whew, glad I got that off my chest. So sorry for yelling

[AbbeyNormal]

Last part made me think of "Our next pause is going to be this big!"

[LilliputSight]

Rofl, I thought of that too.

[CrowServo3000]

hahahaha

[Mistertbones]

Most of them are plotting to kill Ziggy cartoonist Tom Wilson.

[TheHanzoMK1]

This is what happens when we allow preteen girls to buy crappy romance novels in such large numbers that a movie deal seems inevitable.

[DANATANLOVER]

Just what this crappy movie deserves.

[NazTb0y]

I think I can read minds and you think there's something wrong with you?!

"Come on, what is wrong with you?!" perfect!

[spacevampirestudios]

You guys actually did Twilight? I wish I had this with me when I actually rented this.

[EHH246]

Why did this beat Bolt at the box office? I rather watch the best Disney animated film in years (Pixar doesn't count) than vampires that sparkle!

[Mistertbones]

MST3K was awesome! Rifftrax is also awesome.

[theZodiacDigital]

thats because you have terrible taste.

[FuzzyDuck]

I can't wait to see this!

[19nonnahs93]

LOL I was almost peeing myself.

'It works' LOL!

'Oh no you can read it there jsut isnt anything.'

'Its your personnality.'

I dont have a ..wang'

LOL

I want to be a riffer.

It seems like so much fun!

[htomsirveaux42]

this is the best summary of Twilight I have ever seen

Twilight: the enduring love story about a pedophile and a necropheliac.

[hollyhuffstutler]

"Twilight: because nothing says true love like abuse and teenage pregnancy"

[themegster88]

'cat SEX' hahahaha

"You can read it, there just isn't anything"

"line.......... line"

Oh no, this was just too funny, haven't seen the movie but maybe i'll watch it with this.

[NazTb0y]

watching the movie without this is essentially self-inflicted torture!

[Juine]

omg this is hilarious! The second I saw they had done Twilight I knew this would be great - so looking foward to the whole thing.

[cassandrajaneuk]

FABULOUS.

You are my new personal heroes!

Now do the rest of the movie, please.

[FatherTime89]

they have, you just got to go to the website buy the audio and play it alongside the rest of the movie.

[Chick6517]

what a great video.. i had my attention from the very start.. i couldnt take my eyes away and thats alot to say cause i get bored easy haha

[RoMaHazz2]

I bought the rifftrax to the movie...and the piano scene had me floored with laughter. Thanks for helping me sit through this stinker of a movie!

[Okoa]

That was without a doubt my favorite part of the whole RiffTrax! XD

[TDOTCRFH4]

Line?

...LINE?

I love it.

[gruntfan91]

Line!

[eBooeBoo]

Ahaha!!

[RiffTrax]

The whole riff of Twilight is now available! Click the link in the video description

[JellicleKitten]

Oh thank God, you are doing a riff on this piece of crap film! Can't wait to see the whole thing!

[hollyhuffstutler]

Dear god, Twilight is even worse that I thought!

Its like someone watched the second season of Buffy and said "lets eliminate all action, or a script, and lets have angel sparkle, read minds and brood even more" Why did people pay for this?!

[SpeedyTase]

Are you referring to all that scoffing Kristen Stewart makes throughout the film? I wanted to offer her a Ricola--or a bat upside the head!LOL

[wydok]

Not even a Riff makes me want to see this.

[GrimReaper19]

WOAH Mood swing!

[ninjabob42]

"is there something wrong with me?

"Your personality"

[Tresjolie9]

Wow, didn't see this film in theaters, I didn't buy the DVD when it first came out, but WILL be buying this one just for Rifftrax. Ever since the film's release, I've been looking forward to seeing it ripped up.

[eternitymemory09]

Wow, over a hundred comments and not ONE of them was an angry message from a Twilight fangirl. That's quite amazing.

Mike, Kevin, Bill, you guys made my afternoon. Twilight was practically asking to get riffed.

[GrimReaper19]

Amazing, ain't it?

[RinLockhart]

This movie was perfect actually. The book is corny and pathetic, so is the movie.

Still, Rifftrax makes it so much more enjoyable.

And if Edward DID read her mind, if she had any thoughts, they'd be screaming sex. And lots of it.

[Seannaholic]

I don't have....a wang lol

[ThornWolf1]

i love the riff at 0:44. it's perfect, especially since her expression pretty much doesn't change for the entire scene!

[SpeedyTase]

"The Empire Strikes Back" is out and it's pretty good! Especially if you're not a great fan of the franchise(like me).

Riff on, friends!

Line.

[ononorthey]

This movie is so bad... I don't even know if I can handle a rifftrax of it.

[HachiRoku4586]

I'm looking forward to this so VERY much.

This really is a movie that has it coming! :D

[TheBratKingJareth]

This is the one film where the line at the end of Rifftrax 'Because some movies have it coming' REALLY fits and I mean REALLY fits.

[Abjectator]

Thank you rifftrax, you deserve a medal for this one.

[mystiefan33]

i totally agree...TWILIGHT SUCKS ASS and the rifftrax guys must have endured endless pain watching it.

[JCfreak88]

OMG YES!! I watched this the other night and thought that this movie needs the Rifftrax treatment because some scenes were so corny. Cant wait to see how they do the scene where he shows her how sparkly he is

[jaehisawesome]

YOU'RE RIGHT THAT STUPID SPARKLE SCENE!

I need this.