Ask a Ninja-Gifts

[TheAj1028]

gift cards: A good gift ANNND a lethal weapon!

[shadowninja497]

And they perfectly too out this guys kidnee haha that was amazingly funny

[monro12]

now who said pirates are awesome????

oh yeah that's right there not.

[PheonixVSLeviathan]

haha giving guns to master chief

Freaking Ninjas

[Arthor32]

STOP DOING STUPID FUCKING QUOTES, EVERYONE HERE HAS WATCHED THE VIDEO

damn.

[kokokokokok100]

'giving black to a ninja is like giving boobs to dolly parton'

ahahahah

[13Fayt13]

lol "they good for taking out ears"

[xXXXiaoXx]

Like giving guns to Master Chief LOL!!!

[1EKAU1]

hahahhaahha

giving black to a ninja is like give guns to masterchief xD hahahahhaahahahhaha

hilarious!!!

[rob6van1dam9]

omg haven't watched an episode for a long time! man this rocks! i miss it

[wamoejenou]

priceless

[twilightwindwaker]

Scented candles and picture frames will not work. I think that's a real place. We already have plenty. And I killed several people with gift cards. That's not a gift. Oh gee thanks another shuriken what the heck am I going to do with this?

[SUPERtoatER44]

I got one want dose a ninja watch on youtube besidez u.

[soccerstar997220]

its like greater or less then

hahahaha

[ipodiphoneirack]

"unnecessairy medical procedures" oh man thats funny

[ChayDawg64]

"a poison greeting card" lol

[ryuuka156]

Giving black to a ninja is like giving guns to the Master Cheif. XD

[icyhell1]

DEADLY GIFT CARD YEAH!

[TheGreatMando64]

Man, ninjas know everything.

[thepinkbuckeye]

lol either he said bowmen or glowin on the pancakes part. ^^ oh well, bowman pancakes are never really a gift.

[thepinkbuckeye]

LOL look at "I AM NINJA'S" face at 2:41 when he throws the shurikan back. ^^ lol

[sdsugermany]

Like giving guns to the Master Chief!!! lol :-D

[DaDoctaBoom]

When you're staring down 40 Ambidexterous Succubi with with Flaming Pikes in their hands.....

Well Damn.

[GojulasRageGiga]

If you have a piece of tape and you stick worms on it, that's not a gift.

[Bloodshed1996]

and they perfectly removed this guys ninja.

[alittlelesshuman]

A tape worm is a bad gift? :(

Damn.

[Serasia]

I know we're gonna have to go shopping again.

[fqqr]

wait... does that mean i have to give Cloud his sword back?... fuck, i had to give him sleeping powder for this shit... *weeps*...

[themagicmaker12]

funny

[themagicmaker12]

hilarious!! :)

[7887ramon]

:D lol i now a guy who does not like his kidneys

[gregvs3]

Of course he "perfectly" removed that guys kidneys.

[RukeneGirlz]

The best damn gift to give a ninja is a huge present box rapped in blood, then when he opens it, lots of people burst out for the killing, with a complimentory towel to clean his wepons off with. Oh yeah, and a mint....mmmm mint, killing and a free towel. If I were a ninja I would love that person to death, literally....

[rachiebaby561]

it says"you dont know me"lol

[desblow]

Then I will send you a gift card in the mail...I like having my ear...and my kidney

[Naxxaramus]

you don't know me :)))

[Anderson4747]

Shite.  So shite.

[Reaper0]

"You could lay out about a yard of duct-tape, and just put a buch of worms on it, and give that to somebody, that's not a gift." lmaooo

[zacktran]

1:53 - 2:03 very funnnny

[thewilloffire08]

roflmfao

[djmadness1134]

cool

[imdan117]

it like giving guns to master cheif we already have plaenty lmao

[soki324]

lol, ditto

[oggendoggen2]

A paint by numbers coffin

hahahahahahaha

[maryfromaus]

0.25-0.35!! lol

[supremebeing87]

A house made entirely of prime numbers?!!!! That is the funniest part of the entire thing.

[peteradamson]

i agree

[MinAkinProductions]

Your cool

[MehsterChief]

serious? wanna know how i know you're dumb?

[erickrdz87]

an they perfectly removed this guy's kidney

[jcotton65]

gift cards are an awesome weapon good for takin off an ear rotflmfao

[munkeey1123]

unnecessary medical procedurs XD

[snooopy4008]

gift cards r the awesomest weapons

[Poopertrooper94]

I am a ninja.

[yuyuyin]

ninjas r cool but you r kickass !!!!!!

[d3m0n1cd4n4]

It's like giving guns to Master Chief; like giving boobs to Dolly Parton. We already have plenty!

[floydfiend]

Say what?

[almaster0]

moosejaw is a real place

[daisychains4w]

my baby is a ninja

[CharlieStanebayers]

ROFL!!! PRICELESS!! XD

[dralavant]

LMAO! Hilarious!

[canham44]

stupid

[MrsBellaCull3n]

LOL!!!

[ChemLabValentine]

Lol! This is good. My best friend is a ninja.

[FredFreek678]

OMG IT IS!!!!!!!

[KeroCake]

Ahahaha! A piece of tape with worms on it

[longlivespoons]

giving black to a ninja is like giving guns to master chief? hahaha

[nexthendrix10]

very very small shelving, hahah

[somastudent]

oh gift cards..the gift that keeps on giving.

[Tatatalicious2007]

finally done w/ my homework ne1 4 chat? G

[carlysworld]

he does talk alot. lol

[sginsanity12]

shity video dude get a life

[Kazekane]

One of his best ones, strange how come this video didn't reach 1m viewers

[smartestguy999]

its close

[tr3va]

cause its shit

[oginiho1]

he talks a lot. lol

[CaCSouthPark]

When he said: "Its like giving guns too Master Chief" he ment Master Chief from Halo :P

[phraak]

no shit sherlock

:|

[swordmonkey05]

this guy is actualy vary famous now he was even on myth busters

[blackkiller123456789]

i seen all his vides love all of them

[littlemissrandomcrap]

Elizabeth McGuire, Des Moines IA. What do you look like under your mask?

[natheng]

Alright if I ever get to know a ninja I will make damn sure to get him a gift card.

[I3HATT1]

no its some random guy who created the series

[crazyvideoplace]

Where do you go to ask the askaninja?

[PuddinGirl16]

at the end it says an email you can email him questions at.

[superdude3397]

is that ben stiller?

[fromTheHMCstudio]

good point he does look like him

[skatingbboyvince]

I agree.

[angusy46]

u stole this video u fuckng twat

[tbonepearson]

Cool,HEY have you seen ASK A ROBOT yet?

[Burritoman2]

giftcards are my ideal weapon.

[aokoisuki]

gift cards...ohyeah

[hhhsks]

hes awsome yea... i sent the AKS A NINJA website an email with a vid idea... this is the respons i got

The ninja will review your idea, if he doesnt like it, he will kill you, if he does, he will make a video, and then kill you anyway...

[lwgirlsrock]

I just sent mine, so I'm not really sure about if it's gonna get answered, but I sent them another message that said: "I look forward to being killed!"

[SandRunneR91]

Gift cards... they spin very well... XD LOL

[darenun]

lol i love how he brang up mose jaw :D

thats just a stones throw down the highway from my city lol locatied in sask and if we did make weapons thay would meet this ninjas standerds for cold weather use and strong :D

and i think a nice new uniform is in order for are friend MR ASK A NINJA

[LD2793]

like giving a gun to masterchief

LOL

[wilker12]

funny

[minhpham74]

another white ninja....how bout an asian ninja for once. stupid white ninja.....

[Armortidge]

Realy well made.....i love it there awsome...aren't these the guys from Big Brother or something?

[purplehaze1234567]

"I can appreciate an oil painting of Abraham Lincoln mud wrestling Jefferson Davis on the front lawn of a house made entirely of prime numbers"

BAHAHA!!!

[PyscoAnimeFan]

This guy is awesome lol. I wish i could meet him he seems like a awesome guy :P

[mattdakid0]

lol like giving guns to master chief (master chief is from halo 1 halo 2 halo 3 if you dont know)

[march1ng0fft0c]

ur a dork

[platypus571]

Its the gift that says "YOU DONT KNOW ME"

[CSSClown]

LMAO XD

[AquaGotHax]

lol its like giving guns to master chief haha

[surioara]

I was once searching for sth about real ninjas and i found one of these videos. ever since i've been watching them lol

[Thosis]

That's amazingly interesting information! Tell me more about yourself and your wonderful experiences!

[STEFLEMAHIEU]

lol

[Jordgubbsmix]

"you could lay out about a yard of ducktape and just put a bunch of worms on it and you give that to somebody, thats not a gift!"

[Mog90044]

i wish SOMEONE would have seen this before christmas!

[GamersOfAmerica]

LOL HIYAA!!HIYAA!!HIYAA!!

[kcyrox]

LOL giving boobs to dolly parton

Aberham lincoln mud wrestling lol

I love the ninja

[elpikas]

ahhahahahahahah gift cards xD

[OblivionKeyblade72]

This guy is major spazzed out, and that aint bad ;)

[melrose1789]

LOL! ^Great vid

[ninkev]

im from anchorage alaska :)

[hhhsks]

ROFL, i dont get why ppl think Ask an Assassin is a copy of this...its almost compleatly diffrent

[wellmellgell]

"a tapeworm is a bad gift you could lay out about a yard of tape and just put a bunch of worms on it and give that to somebody ..... thats not a gift"

[bowenemb]

lol! XD i love ninjas!

[denneyhatesyou]

Flying bricks is what you never want to give as a gift.

[Dark15Light]

giving guns to master-cheif lol boobs to dolly parton

[reteprusso]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­

[tatter1212]

im from a moose jaw!!!! thats FUCKING amazing..and funny

[sithmonkeygecko]

I killed several people with gift cards

[cutetoiletwater]

lmao

[airsoft04]

go watch a lesbian vid

[6Diego1Diego9]

she likes wresling and rune scape.....and shes calling the ninja gay! hahahah

[scalymanfish2]

get your poo covered by big boi on sea salt

[gobannas121]

and if the ninja is in the midole there could be troble

[kemosabi4]

OMG, this guy is so funny. "One time I threw two like wah! and they perfectly removed this guy's kidney."

[Blackopsarcher75]

Like giveing guns to master cheff ? OMG THE NINJA PLAYS HALO WOOOOO GO NINJA ROFL !! ....oh wait for those of us who play halo WER ALL DOOMED T_T

[MattGAngelOfDeath]

hahah moose jaw is a real place i kinda live near thereish...thats trippy its in my province

[ben6206]

i gt a tiny shelf 4 crimbo

[troyboy416]

a tiny shelf is not a good gift i agree

[Sasukeloverliz]

i love this guy.he threw a gift card at a guy and split his kidney in 2!!

[thatoneguy907]

he threw two giftcards and removed both of his kidneys.

[Ramin258]

LOL I can appreciate an Oil Painting of Abe Lincoln mud-wrestling Jefferson Davis on the front lawn of a house made entirely of prime numbers!

[thanqualhighseer]

strange as it may seem, after seeing this someone is now probably trying to paint that picture. gift cards! for someone you don`t really know!! so true

[Brain704]

can this get any funnier...

[Tennata]

"Scented candles and picture frames, will not work. And ya know ya think'Oh I'll get cha a weapon'that's not such a good idea.Sure the package says'Forged in the belly of a Puka Ware Wolf'When your staring down 40 ambidextrous suck you by with flaming pikes in their hands, you wanna be pretty darn certain that the Naginata you pull out,wasn't forged out of PBR cans by a guy named Jingo, in Moosejaw Canada-I think that's a real place." rolf!

[blondebucko]

yth does every1 hav to write out bits from the movie IVE JUST SEEN THE DAMN THING I KNO WT HE SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SanjiKunTheLoveCook]

i think it's "40 ambidextrous succubi"

[Tennata]

Hard to tell...

[SanjiKunTheLoveCook]

succubi = lots of succubus (sort of female demon) and it does make sense. suck you by, however, do not XD

[dezrook]

oh yeah givvn guns to masta chief!

[skateskateskate02]

lol moosejaw is a real place in canada. im from canada and we had to do a project on it. its named after a river shaped like a mooses skull :p

[Scrubmasta]

you rock

[Shun101010]

house made entirely of prime numbers lol

[gnomey1919]

Loooove this <3

[pmdoc14]

wow im soooo getting him a gift card for christmas

[muffmuff12]

oh gee thanks another shurikun what the heck am i gonna do with this?

[DrewRoxor]

funny

[Katjes28]

Hell yeahhhhh!

[kaiker]

"One of the best gifts you can get a ninja -- GIFT CARDS! I'ts a gift that says you don't know me" rofl

[boogioogigoof]

I like this guy, he's funny

[freedirky]

GIvving black to a ninja is like giving guns to master cheif =D

[lace020]

"Giving a Ninja something black is like giving 'Crazy' to Angelina Jolie, it's like giving 'Guns' to Master Chief, like giving 'Boobs' to Dolly Parton" hahaha!!

[Juneofgreengoobers]

"I've killed several people with giftcards"

[supremebeing87]

Giving boobs to dolly parton, yes!

[NinjaVikingProductio]

I love this guy!

learned alot from him.

[Thepinkninja2]

Oh man, I am subscribing!

[Fearthecow792]

And they perfectly removed his kidneys! Lololololol

[JONNYengLish123]

Im a ninja yre a ninja bla bla bla she is a ninja 2

[hellofrankie117]

"...and a house made entirely out of prime numbers" lol

[crystalamoara]

omg! I don't know what I'm gonna do for ninja day! I want some advice!