Bill Connolly Fuck Off

[etsprout]

'off he will fuck' best goddamn thing ever. And he's gotta be fucked during this, especially towards the end. Awesome love it

[TheNostalgiaKnight]

FUCK OFF... is such a lovely PAYAW of words!

[AbortedEvolution]

beautiful lunatic

[nightfox1965]

blacks fuck off

[plazmatyk]

Get off my lawn



[chopin65]

There is an actual small number of people on this earth that are so funny they can just open their mouth and out springs poetry, so funny, so true, so fuck you that you want to shake their hand. Bill Connolly is one of those people.

[fredjerk69]

tihs is from the documentry fuck right.

[DyErHD]

Billy connly legend

[Jensaarai1]

"He knows EXACTLY what you mean; he will fuck off, off he will fuck."

Brilliant. Fucking brilliant.

[markrobertsss]

i like the part where he says fuck off:)

[1969tommee]

connelly is a fucking star

[JackM2409]

PRESS 4, THEN 5 THEN 6, 3 VARIATIONS OF FUCK OFF

[xKiNgMoDzz]

True Scotsman!

[mizmiki65]

"F*** off," he hinted.

[jwinkphresh]

Greatest YouTube video ever? I think so.

[DidaDragan]

Professor Connolly. A living legend.

[JordaProductions]

WHAHA fuck off .... off he will fuck

[JuarezElizabeth2]

Lol. "off he will fuck"

[XDukemoothieX]

goddamit! Stop giving me reasons to love Billy Connolly

[macfamm]

Stumbleupon is amazing.

[Theatershorty]

fuck off, and off he will fuck

[ACULTURE0]

@Theatershorty assuming you know what is good fro you ;).



[TooManyNines99999999]

Fuck off

[caffeinatedNihilist]

off is the general direction in which i wish you would fuck

[LovePeaceLennon22]

haha everything he has to say in this video is so true i dont care what anyone says if someone tells you to fuck off you really do feel it and you can be the toughest guy ever but when your told to fuck off it hurts

[GKFC]

lol

Love how he ties himself in knots at the end...

[captainplanet2012]

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[jackthehatuk]

NAEIRNBRUFORU and TheRamsesll should both fuck off ;-)

[Yoshiskates]

I loved this documentary lol "and off he will fuck"

[Axle1073]

Love it

[MaxZorin2099]

Fuck Off!

[a120068020]

Billy Connolly is brilliant! His stand up piece on religion is awesome!

[MsMargils]

an awful lot of fuckin going on

[mbmvcvdpzp]

i put this to these two bitches on facebook, one blocked me

[1madaboutguitar]

This is most offensive.

[TheLizardmonkey]

Fuck right fuckin' off right fuckin' now!

[xMATTSTERx]

"This is how we say goodbye in England, Dr Jones"

[MultiRJ69]

FUCK OFF !!

[pimple22]

why don't you fuck off means just that fuck off and be a good boy or girl which ever comes first I could go on for ages but I won't because billy boy connolly has fucked it up for everyone that bloke is a load of shit, every guy you meet from Scotland could pathetically be billy boy, they are all billy Connollys.they all act and talk the same that's why you don't get many comedians from scotland because billy is scotland.

[TheRamsesII]

@pimple22 and yet he's famous and you're you

[lexmark99099]

fuck off

[fortuneanimalclinic]

Feck Off !

[leeham991]

I hate when people ask for an English meaning to an English swear word. What the fuck is this shit?

[Erl1doo]

I guess no one ever taught Bill Connolly not to use the word he's defining in the definition.

[hippygal7]

zakley fuck off haahahaha

[hoppinonabronzeleg]

ESpecially when spoken in a Scottish accent

[NINJATRONdnb]

FUCK OFF,, excillent upload cheers

[jcattoggio11]

Press 4 and 8 fast, Anal Fuck

[modnarandom]

@jcattoggio11 Do you guys try different combinations of numbers until you get something that you think is slightly funny?

[jcattoggio11]

@modnarandom I try all the buttons on most of the videos I watch. It sounds like a homemade YouTube Poop.

[Kurrency21]

63 people were told to 'fuck off'

[davidserhane]

what shall i say u r just Scottish

[b16bum]

press 6 and lol

[Kinlochbervie50]

@b16bum for such a pointless and unfunny suggestion... i suggest you press 8 and repeat.

[jorepbre]

It is not true that there’s no equivalent

[princepunisher]

for the 63. disliker: 0:18 ...

[willby180]

Sooooo funny got to 0.09 and play!!!!!

[BloggerMusicMan]

Just "fuck" on its own is just the greatest word in the English language. But within the vast world of fuck, Connolly is right. There's little more satisfying than when someone is REALLY making you angry than to just start a rant with "fuck off."

[penzo1988]

maybe its just me but he sounds a bit like ozzy...

[TheRamsesII]

@penzo1988 uh, no

[M0N3t7]

I couldn't do this without busting out laughing...

[upbomb]

Bill Connolly, you're my f**king god :) Marry me? :P

[fantasyqueen22]

yeah Fuck OFF!

[bluezgoldz]

He should write the bible

[schattenfaust]

60 People needs to get Fuck off! or Fuck off they shall get!!!

[antidoteco]

hee hee !

[NINJATRONdnb]

fuckoff  lmao cheers

[Andi1simple]

Genius. Well said

Fuck off!

[ChickinSammichMan]

Ohhh my god you gotta love this guy. Boondock Saints badass, to instructer on hiw to deal with problems? I love this man.

He will NEVER die.

Until they make a 3rd Boondock Saints XP

[Kniget18]

@ChickinSammichMan He was in Muppet Treasure Island too lmao He was a badass in that too

[solyentbrak1]

This should be shown in schools

[patrick45sue]

ok off I will fuck...................

[voicesinmehead]

FUCK OFF

[jojo198324]

thats hilarious..

[hyung88]

Deep.

[NoNewsTV]

English expressions don't have English equivalents, they fucking ARE.

[MrsRandomMadeMeDoIt]

off he will fuck haha

[Sroek]

OFF HE WILL FUCK

[kylemorriss]

theres no english equivilent to fuck off because... well it is english

hahaha

[bojedis]

What about WHAT THE FUCK?

[gnenad]

we have a word simillar to "fuck off"... its "odjebi" (serbian word)

[UNWIND777]

@gnenad isnt there also yebemptima or somethin like that?

[buskerbuoy]

Fuck off back to America Billy

[knight024]

Hilarious

[TheoldschoolWarrior]

offff!!! he will fuck lol

[L33t4ant]

59 people don't off fuck

[BAnders2319]

My dog knows what "fuck off" means. 

[buskerbuoy]

@BAnders2319 What for you kick my dog when you know his name is Rover

[ohdeelightful]

he knows EXACTLY what you mean...he will fuck off

[MisterStephen777]

@ohdeelightful Off he will fuck!

[mobman089]

LOL billys a fukin legend!!!

fuck off tibet! lol

[tumshi33]

@mobman089 FTP

[honcho321]

hahaha

[tlndofa]

Fuck offffffF Stop fukin with me bags

[zorrace]

yeah fuck off hurts

[Beadbud5000]

Awesome and very true!

[DruggernautOG]

fuck off

[ThePalaeontologist]

55 dislikers need to fuck of, and off they should fuck.

[JaxxDaemon]

@ThePalaeontologist of*

[ThePalaeontologist]

@JaxxDaemon Wow, wonder what Connolly whould say to a correction on something he said 8 months ago...

[curt1235]

"There is no English equivalent for fuck off, because it is english fuck off." lol

[fuckoffstupidass]

Wanker

[Kurtz124]

Fucking right!

[Prad2007]

I wish he would take his own advice and feck off.

[IzzyferX]

this doesnt get old...f#~€@ off!

=)

[deadheroesclub1]

I was once a contributor to the 'laugher' at Billy's working class one-liners, until he dismissed the death of another as fodder to make an audience titter - and earn him his appearance fee. Everything is explainable I suppose - wonder what his explaination is?

[tehlulz576]

@deadheroesclub1 Don't let jokes like that go up your butt.  Who cares, he made ONE off-color joke, so what? That's no reason to start boycotting him - you sound like a total douche.

[GBXS]

@deadheroesclub1 Oh no! Someone has another perspective then your own! Deal with it, life is full with other opinions and different looks on life.

[GerardHutchz]

haha amazing feck off

[VtecWhore]

hes high

[vagonelissss]

yeah old man, get fucked off...

[TheMaikaik]

greek phrase equivalant to "fuck off" = A'Ι' ΓΑΜΗΣΟΥ (i gamisoo) ;)

[criken100]

fuck off dont mean go away it means FUCK OFF

[strangelittlegirl27]

lmao

[scorp8pus]

Bill Connolly is BRILLIANT !!!!!!

Fuck Off Eh... yeah, I'm a Canadian Hoser.

[santamara]

@scorp8pus

:)) Oh puck!! Then take off eh!

[kris13119]

@scorp8pus - I saw this on your page, and had to check it out! How true - there's no way to misunderstand that, hey, we should send this to a few of those trolls, but they may not understand!!

[scorp8pus]

@kris13119

LOL... funny you should mention that... I DID send this to someone who strongly displeases me!

Thus far... no response.

[w0bbl3r]

@scorp8pus AND????

I really dont get your meaning here? a Canadian trying to use a brit to insult a brit?

And getting Billy connoly to speak for you in any way? I think he would piss himself laughing at your inability to do it yourself.

And I like how you talk about how you hate arguing on your page, but go on to say I "strongly displease" you just because I have a different opinion to yours. Hmm, a bit of a contradiction there, methinks, dont you?

[scorp8pus]

@w0bbl3r

You seriously need to get over yourself... I never said I was talking about you!

Thought you might enjoy a laugh... but I understand now you have forgotten how.

Please stop stalking me... you are a truly sick brit... get help!

[kris13119]

@scorp8pus-what the hell is that all about?? Who's the joker trying to stick his nose in our conversation??If I wanted any lip from him, I would rattle my zipper!! Apparently Bill was wrong after all, some people don't understand what "Fuck off" really means!!

[scorp8pus]

@kris13119

Don't pay him any mind sweetie.... he's just one of the many (but more obnoxious) trolls I sent this video to.

How's life in paradise?

Pretty darn sweet out here..... XOX

p.s..... "rattle my zipper".... good one hon!

[kris13119]

@scorp8pus - I thought you'd like that! Imagine that, a troll pretending to be a brit - what a shock! Don't these people have anything more productive to do with their time?

Things are well, a little cloudy, but nice and cool, finally!!

[w0bbl3r]

@kris13119 Oh, I am not british? Hehe, the typical paranoia of the usual conspiracy nutjob.

I dont give a fuck wether you believe me or not, but what would I gain by lying about it?

What, you think that only americans are smart enough to see past the bullshit of the lunatics like richard gage and alex jones?

I was born in Derby, in the midlands, and have lived in derbyshire all my life, in a small village called somercotes, near the town of alfreton. But thats typical "troll" lies, isnt it?

HEHE

[kris13119]

@w0bbl3r-Who gives a shit where you're from, honestly! I don't recall asking you anything, so why don't you run along and save your babble for someone who's actually interested in reading what you have to say!!

[scorp8pus]

@kris13119

You smell that hon?..... stale fish 'n' chips?.... nasty EH.

I didn't even bother reading his blathering just voted his comments off the board.

Don't waste your time with this WANKER sweetie... an uptight wanna be american brit.

[kris13119]

@scorp8pus-oh, ya! Remind me to tell you the story of the Brit that came to visit and had a run in with a grizzly! Laughed for days about that one! Cuddly bear, indeed!

Could you imagine these jokers visiting our backyard?? Bears and cougars and wolves, oh my!! They'd be too scared to leave the house, lol!!

[scorp8pus]

@kris13119

Speaking of back yards... I was just bent over the garden pulling weeds and a crow crapped right on my back.... LOL !!!!!

That's good luck right?!

Another beautiful day in paradise EH.

[w0bbl3r]

@scorp8pus No, that means even birds think youre like a shithouse

[scorp8pus]

@w0bbl3r

I just looked up the words "stalker" and "troll" in the Oxford English Dictionary and under both definitions there was YOUR photo.

You must have one sorry ass life to STILL be stalking me... I've LONG forgotten about you bobbler.

[w0bbl3r]

@scorp8pus My photo is there because I am famous :)

If you had forgotten about me, and didnt care, you wouldnt keep responding to me, would you? You wouldnt have linked me this video in the first place, would you?

Get real, you sad loser, youre on here EVERY FUCKING DAY. I check in once every few days normally and thats about it, cos I have an actual life, you see.

I dont go crazy to try to prove the real truth of what happened on 9/11, or the moon landings, because I have nothing to prove

[kris13119]

@scorp8pus - I noticed your "friend" accused you of being on here every day, so I decided to check up his channel, and noticed his last sign in was 2 months ago - but wait a minute, how could he have posted 2 days ago, hmmm?? Talk about not having a life?? Did you see the education-sure!! Then he woke up, right and realized fantasy is so much better than reality? How pathetic!!

[scorp8pus]

@kris13119

Nice of you to check but no... I haven't read the last 3 or so comments the wanker has left.

Poor sod... I am really starting to feel sorry for the git.

[NAEIRNBRUFORU]

@scorp8pus No offence dude but why would anyone want to be American?

[scorp8pus]

@NAEIRNBRUFORU

No offense taken... I am a very proud Canadian EH... and a dudette.

That's a VERY good question!

[NAEIRNBRUFORU]

@scorp8pus ;p Lol well i just assumed by your arrogance you were American. Sorry

[TheRamsesII]

@NAEIRNBRUFORU are you are??

[NAEIRNBRUFORU]

@TheRamsesII I don't even remember writing the thing but i still stand by it. Why would anyone want to be american considering all the americans want to be is something else. OH yeah hey there i am irish american. NO YOU aint, not unless your dad or mother is irish.

God, i wasn't saying it was bad to be american(why would i, most americans are friendly) just why would you want to be anything else than you actually are??

btw i am scottish

[TheRamsesII]

@NAEIRNBRUFORU you're mistaking the fact that Americans remember their heritage and are proud of both. I'm a 4th generation American Scot (as well as several other things in the mix, like so many of us). It definitely is important to be happy and proud of what we are now - Americans, but I also think it's important to remember out roots and have pride in them.

[w0bbl3r]

@scorp8pus And now you have to gang up with more conspiratards because you have been owned in another video?

Awww, I really feel sorry for you, you sad little wanker.

I really dont understand what you think I would gain by saying I was from somewhere I wasnt. You didnt doubt it until your friend here joined in, did you? I believe I told you a few posts ago I was from the UK, didnt I?

I find billy hilarious, my fave comedian of all time. What I particularly like is how he laughs at loons like you

[1inmotion1]

And he will fuck off. Off he will fuck.

[tumshi33]

@1inmotion1 billy connelly is a boring arsehole FUCK OFF

[M0N3t7]

@1inmotion1 LMAO!

[sexyceline123]

fuck off means fuck off lmao!

[SurajR8]

Everytime i am bored with youtube...

I watch this video to make me feel better..hahaha]

fuck off

[grant24678]

I Love this clip...I wasn't searching for this but I'm glad I found it...if someones looking at your bags in the airport you say HEY you FUCK OFF

[ArcticTerraShark]

how does one

"fuck off"

[IxMyBloodyPaintxI]

HEY FUCK OFF!! :D and he will fuck off

and I've just noticed that 48 missed the like button :3

[MrBarakbarzilay]

MAN he great ! funny like hell

[birkingcarlos]

LOOL :-P

[topografer]

off he will fuck hahahahahahah CRAZY

[SplinterAce]

HEY! PARK OFF!

[Guitarist2385]

loollll

[jaymaccab]

Somebodies fuckn' wit your bags....

[bla0902]

Use the Translate audio you will laugh

[mixmmick]

Love it, "Fuck Off means FUCK OFF!!!"

[fourthwind1]

they fuckin are! indeed.

[knytebyte]

That is the only word that actually has thousand's of meanings.Whatever the flick it is.

[La20Kings]

Off he will fuck..... Awsome

[1rastaraven]

lol.. great

[fezan84]

lmfao

[cboh88]

haha...off he will fuck..classic...

[SupermansLawyer]

Fuck off means quiet literally FUCK OFF

[omgwtfbbq6666]

True words.

[sonic911]

is that the guy from the boondock saints?

[VeritasVacuus]

@sonic911 yes it is.

[TrueAgendaSetter]

@sonic911 Yes. He is Il Duce.

[lIluminated]

Fuck Off

[RowanR06]

I think he likes those 2 words ALOT

[yourass117]

I like the part where he says fuck off!

[nutellajunkie]

FUCK OFF!!... he hinted.

[zombiesrocks]

fuck off funny lmao

[eatitrich]

check your email!

[TheTopBloke]

ROFLMAO