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  • I have a supernatuwal experience everytime I poop.

  • Personal Prayer Package!

  • i called the number on the screen one time because i wanted to tell this idiot he was an idiot , and all i got was people wanting money, it was not even a church it was some call center just taking money for his ministry

    2 tim 4:3-5,

  • @mrcooldude964 I tell you, you are an idiot all the time, you just keep spreading your crap. You are no better than this idiot.

  • I don't think he is on air anymore

  • They been sayin "GET READY" since the 80's!!

  • Religion is for weak, who can't handle reality

  • eat banana

  • I wonder how he sounds like when someone pinches him? or even when he receives a fat paycheck/offering?. Scamming Screaming Fraud Prick!!

  • Preach it brother.

  • looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ol

  • Hail Satan!

  • god gives aids to babys

  • @ivorbigonee Skanky humans like u give each other aids, or the sick guy who decided to fuck a monkey.

  • @Mr11jarhead and who gave them aids?

  • I want to pray for you ONLY after you've ordered your very own personal prayer package.

  • stupid fucking smelly american nigger satain rules mother fucker!!!

  • @slamminshan What the fuck is a satain, is that like a grape or something?

  • @slamminshan woah woah woah!!! that shit wasn't called for. I'm an African American and I take much offence to your statement. yes this guy is a completely greedy bastard and I don't agree with him at all. Nor Religion for that matter. but using a racial comment to express your disagreement is by no way correct.

  • @javonne you can assume every 17 year old white kid from some random town in the middle of Ohio or Indiana in their parents' basement is going to be freely dishing out the N-bomb. you might as well get used to it - it's the internet. trolls are going to troll.

  • this guy needs some more acting classes

  • LOL! THIS MAN IS A JOKE. HE'S ALL ABOUT MONEY!

  • if god is listening to that,i bet hes shit scared

  • I hate pentecostals. 

  • have you all ordered your personnal prayer package yet? if not go do it NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOW! ellalabohcohshah!!!!

  • the only perversions and hypocrisies you'll find are in religious followers themselves. I can understand if a man wants to better himself with morality and purity and most Christians are just fooling themselves. Fear and anxiety runs high in a perversion like religion because the basis for such stories was built on power and corruption. REAL sons of God are not the people who talk religion, who name call everyone else as the devil.. They are just the devil. They are bullies who denounce people.

  • ATHEIST BURN IN HELL !!!

  • I have no clue what the hell he just said =D

  • "I can ONLY pray for you, AFTER(!!!) you've orderd, your personal, prayer PACKAGE!!!"

    Gee I wonder if this is bulls**t or not.... hmmm.....

  • preacher fail.

  • He aint got no pancake mix

  • @CrixNMix Dam! you stole my comment lol.

  • "..but GAAAAAAWWWWDDD"

    *mutes speakers*

  • lol he sounds like a screaching parrot when he screams lol

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  • lol he reminds me so much of a oompa loompa

  • This man is crazy I hate when he do that "and GOD!!!" He gives me a headache with that

  • This man is not what I would call crazy. He is speaking in tongues. I don't happen to believe in that sort of thing. But crazy? No. This is not crazy.

  • Im sure god strucked him with lightning on the parking lot after the show loll.

  • I been thinking this was O.J simpson the whole time >:( wtf is wrong with this man this nigga is putting on a good ass act though. Lol i always thought he had a mental problem or he was just busting the worlds best nut. He a false prophet anyway :( Scaming dumb ass people out of money

  • ok my dad said those kinda people are weird because when he was little he went to a church for any religion and there was a guy shaking and chanting weird crap (supposedly it's god making them do it)and the preacher had his hand on his forehead and the guy feel and cracked his head open on a chair and my dad ran out of the church almost traumatized

  • He must be loving that tax exemption. :P

  • IDIOT LOL TOUNGE HAHAHHAHHAHA XD

  • stupid fucking fool.why would anyone give this stupid fucking fool money.

  • This is the Fucker with the red prayer cloth he sells on tv!!!

  • I totally fucking saw this guy on late nite T.V

    Hilarious!

  • You don't have to believe...God already told us in His word that...you wouldn't!

  • The bible says to: GHAAAAAAAAAAAAA ?

  • Praise him!

    Praise black baby jesus!

  • I see this Guy all the time ! he is fucking crazy !

  • Greedy crooks simply take advantage of superstitious idiots with religion.

    All religions are created for stupid people to follow.

  • Are you depressed?

  • @stormchaser34869 I am upset that religion poisons every thing and religious crooks take advantage of stupid people.

  • Yep... I think you're depressed. You need to get some help, no offense.

  • @stormchaser34869 Are you saying this because I made a negative comment about religion? Do you approve of the con artist in the video? You do understand he's a fraud and a crook don't you? No offense.

  • No, it's just that you think religions POISONS everything and that religious "crooks" take advantage of people. This guy isn't doing anything bad, he's just giving out a good message... though I am kind of skeptical about the "GAAAAAD" part... I honestly don't know what to think of that. I neither approve, nor disapprove, I just don't really care. He's certainly not a fraud.

  • @stormchaser34869 Look him up. Kerney Thomas. He is a fraud just like all the other con artists who take advantage of stupid people.

  • Dude, I really don't care. The only reason I came to this video was because I searched up "crazy preacher". Cuz enthusiastic black preacher really make me laugh.

  • @stormchaser34869: DUDE, Anybody who preaches like a joke is a fraud, if someone who truely is faithfull, keeps his or herself under control and composure!..No offense, but no other country besides the u.s has these kinda mickey mouse motha fuckers which take control over nim rod fools here in america! NO OFFENSE BUT ITS TRUE!..

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  • @besman007 You know, you're so right about only in America. I am a Canadian and, although I love Ameria and most Americans and am very happy that you live beside us and that it's not someone else, BUT, I have wondered the same thing about all the religious nut jobs in the USA. I talked with quite a few Canadians and they all feel llike I do. When SO many great inventions, accomplishments, etc. have come from there, ...WHY are there STILL so many dummies speaking in tongues (a clear joke) etc?

  • @stormchaser34869: I got in an arguement about fraud here in the u.s with many christians organization, and their answer to me was "gotta make money some how right", "this is the land opportunity, Capitalism, Liberty and free market", " what ever makes money legally is legit". Thats what they told me.

  • @stormchaser34869: FYI, I got two relatives which are in this BUSINESS, and they make bank and so do other frauds on tv., one in cali the other in canada..I told them they're fraud and the give christianity a bad name, and others in the same game, but they just laughed!..But dont take my word for it, go see it yourself and you'll see waht i mean.

  • Ok GREAT, dude, seriously, I don't fricken care about this guy. I'm just watching the video, i honestly don't plan on investing whatever he has to offer.

  • @kaduisaui No they haven't and there's many intelligent religious people, they're not all all crazy, conservative, and nut jobs like this fellow here. Maybe it's because he's colored? After all IQ tests have shown the correlation with race can be as much as 40 points as opposed to religious beliefs which are a measly 5-7 points...

  • @kaduisaui Which is why a true relationship with God is not a religion.

  • @rusheena

    Exactly! I truly feel you. Religion is man-made. It's about having a relationship with the MOST HIGH. Religion is keeping everyone from the truth. It's causes people to hate one another (Division). Every religious group all have different beliefs and it's separating us. I'm all for the truth and that's all i want, everything else is BS. I say we put all the non sense aside and come together to find the truth. Real Talk

  • @All4truth1 Amen!

  • @kaduisaui I'm religions (a pagan) and very intelligent. I follow nobody, I carve my own path.

    It seems these days that atheists are like evangelical Christians without the religion. Full of shit, big-headed and arrogantly wrong.

  • @synthetickat ouch... You hurt my wittol feewings.

    So you are religions. How is that going for you?

  • @kaduisaui My intention was not to hurt your feelings, merely point out that many atheists are like Christians but have no religion to use as an excuse for their stupid behavior. Nevertheless, the religion is going fine, as I'm sure your secularism is. So what? There's really no difference between us.

  • @synthetickat Pagan, huh? I feel so sorry for you too then. How can you fit 'very intelligent' and 'pagan' into the same sentence? Does your supreme intelligence recognise the word oxymoron? (heavy on the moron) How about living a nice happy life believing in no magic, no religion, no rites, and all that and following a moral code that just makes sense? It isn't that hard, you know.

  • @zideffil Nifty how atheists of supremely low, subhuman intellect are incapable of seeing the utterly hilarious parallels between atheism and religion. Trying to recruit a few converts, are we? You better sweeten the deal; I mean, Christians have heaven, what can your mindset offer me, aside from a severe drop in my I.Q.?

  • @synthetickat Obviously, there's absolutely no use debating anything with you. You're 'way too out there on something. Also, I almost fell into your way of thinking in order to answer you, but spewing venom and showing yourself to be so full of hatred toward everyone is not where I want to be at all. Have a look at closertothetruth dot REALLY, I'm serious. VERY interesting site. Peace

  • @zideffil Thanks for the cheap cop out. I'll chalk that up to a win. Thanks for playing. Have a nice day.

  • @synthetickat NO cheap cop out. I simply felt that there's no real use in going on and on with you and thought you might like to see this really neat website that I stumbled upon. I should've realised that anyone who says all people who don't particularly believe in a god are of low mentality is just out for a fight with anyone and it doesn't matter at all to them that almost all of the leading world's scientists are atheists. Forget the site I mentioned. You're too biased to understand.

  • @zideffil You don't even see the hypocrisy in your statement, do you? You attacked me for my religious beliefs without knowing absolutely anything about me. Had you bothered to check, you would've discovered that I don't necessarily believe in creationism, and that I appreciate the efforts of science in understanding our world, and fully support its positive efforts of discovery. You would've found out that you were speaking to someone that believes in secular institutions. Check yourself.

  • @synthetickat I misjudged you. I AM sorry. I guess I thought I picked up something when you said that atheists are all dumb and that they're all as bad as the religious nut jobs. It was late. Again,...sorry.

  • @zideffil It's alright. I forgive you. You got what I was saying half-right; I DO think some atheists act like fundies without the religion, but that certainly doesn't apply to all of them, nor would it apply to even the majority, I'm sure. That would be a silly generalization. I suppose it could be best summed up as the old cliche (that still rings true); there are a few bad apples in every bunch. ;)

  • @synthetickat Yeah, you know, you're right. I have to watch myself in order that I don't fall into that too. I wasn't a fundie but I was brought up to go to church and to believe in God. It was only after I never could get an answer that made sense from any preacher that I started to do some research on my own and found out the horrible truth. It was MUCH worse than I had suspected. Now I want everyone to find out as I did and can't understand when they won't do that.

  • @kaduisaui You're so cool! You don't have religion!! You must be smart!!!! Have fun in Hell.

  • @c4r50n1 hahaha... you got me there. I guess I should feel ashamed for being so angry with the fraudulent crooks who use religion to steal from innocent people. Those guys are not at fault, it is simply God's will.

  • @c4r50n1 Hell doesn't exist.

  • @c4r50n1 You be trolling? Or you be stupid?

  • @MrSubstance18 I'm just trolling... but I still am Christian.

  • Well he can't be that stupid if he is making money off of deluded morons.

  • He wants to pray for someone only after they order a package....smh!....wow is all i can say!

  • Kerney Thomas drives around in a Hummer, and keeps it at his HUGE house in TX. Probably needs money for the payments.

  • wow he's actually blaspheming the holy spirit on t.v.

  • john amos anyone?

  • i was leaning more toward oj simpson, lol

  • you crazy. lol

  • prayer package this nigga selling dope foreal.

  • I GOT A MIRACLE FOR HIS ASS ! ! !

  • God blessing and prayer is free. No Charge. This is a shame.

  • GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

  • LOL

  • GOOOOOOODDDD lmao mirwicless lolololooololo

  • prayer, only after you've ordered, sounds like a scam to me.

  • I seen this on TV.... the whole thing is better... funny stuff

  • that so true but he is funny and making a living his way

  • this is blatant selling of religion and should be banned, in all countries, he is a fraud and its obvious. people like this make me wanna throw!

  • eeeka dobba kosha kah!

  • LOL im weak !!!

  • umm how is a preacher going to say he will pray for you after u order a package. Preahcers are suppose to pray for you regardless, the ones without money need the parayer the most.

  • GOOOOOOD said gimmie' yo' money!

  • I believe the Bible calls these types "False Prophets".....

  • hes way behind in evolution

  • LMAO!!!!! I want to pray for you too haha

  • I want to pray for you ONLY IF YOU ORDER YOUR PERSONAL PRAY PACKAGE what a nut case!!!!!!

  • It's obvious this guy 's possessed by the devil.

    btw, what in the hell is a "normal" Christian?

  • well a mibacal is a bibical miwacle.

  • Im not gonna laugh at that cuz I dont wanna go to hell. lol. I laughed anyway...

  • Fuck going to hell

  • this guy is a fuccin nut

  • pathetic

  • This is not Christianity! It's Insanity!!!!

  • What is scary is I've seen this order of nut case LIVE in church. Normal Christians know to filter them out as the head cases they are.

  • I have seen this individual on tv before. That is what I call, "no fear of God." It's a shame...people like him, who makes it hard on those who are truly living the life for God. That is not of God, but satan. I wouldn't let him touch me with a 10 foot pole, b/c I believe in evil spirits. And they do not play, they posses and control you. There is no way I would be in this man's presence.

  • 0:10 Jubba the hut.

  • hahaha

  • Yes!!

  • Wasn't this guy on a tv show in the 70's called "Good Times"?

  • What the camera doesn't show is that beneath the waist he is wearing nothing but stars'n'stripes boxer shorts, sock suspenders, and has a leather clad Germanic gimp inserting pineapple-chunks into his anus.

  • Only after you ordered it? What a swine.

  • has this guy, ONCE said god without having a broom handle thrust up his sphincter~?

  • This is not Christianity!

  • money is the root to happiness

  • if that guy is crazy, i don't want to be sane

  • the blood of jesus rebuke him right now i need a real prophet to speak into my life without asking for a thousand dollars a month 4 the next 12 months

  • Repent or go to hell, fake preacher....that's why people don't want to believe

  • When this idiot of a false prophet gets to hell, demons and emps are going to tear his ignorant ass up.

  • wtf

  • fuckin demon in the flesh!

    he screams when he says the most high's name....

  • Tsk Tsk. The guy probably hasn't learned to stop shitting himself, so he doesn't know what shame is.

  • DON'T SPEAK TO SOON YOU YUNGENS I ORDERED PASTOR KERNEY PERSONAL PRAYER PACKAGE FOR $10.000 HAD TO MORGAGE MY HOUSE BUT I GOT ME BLESSING !!!SURE DID PASTOR KERNEY SENT ME A HANKERCHIEF AND MY OWN PERSONAL PRAYER NOW I GOT SOMETHING TO WIPE MY EYES wit WHILE I's CRYING AND PRAYING FOR MY $10.000 BACK

  • LOL

  • Yungens? wtf.

  • yo this guy makes me laugh at 4am .. i was so close to recording this guy but u beat me

  • I'm pathetic- this guy was on one night and I was too lazy to change the channel. Pray for me.

  • dude screams cause hes on tv at 4 in the morning when peeps are asleep. hes got to yell to wake niggas up and odor dat poisonal pear pakage wit da wed blud ov jebus hanka chief

  • i knw mayne diz nigga krazy he THANK he can just give pplz some damn hankerchifs n dese pplz think dat he can actually heal someone who is sick n etc he needs to GET OFF DA DAMN TV GOSH I DNT UNDERSTAND Y DEY PUT HIM UP HERE!

  • this sucks

  • The bible speaks against false prophets and Pastor Kerney Thomas is one of them just like the others, Benny Hinn, Robert Tilton, Fred Price, Kennenth Copeland and the list goes on and on.

  • this movie is great, isnt the movie called "ANOTHER PREACHER STORY PT 2"?? i guess he would make a lot of money doin comedy stuff

  • Holy shit! I didn't know the OJ Simpson became a preacher...lol

  • This is the best 4 AM entertainment EVER.

  • Yeah, I know what u mean buddy!!!

  • sbhawkins912... i thought i as the only person that he scares the crap outta at 4 in the morning...... but he was my alarm clock one morning i had to go get my boyfriend from work at 4 in the morning

  • 2 words = snake oil

  • This guy is a trip, and for many peole to fall prey to his fraudlent teaching is sad.He speaks of money houses cars lands, and all natural propserity.What good is all the money in this life if your soul is not saved,if you haven't taken on the name of Jesus through baptism,and been filled with the Holy Ghost.(John 3:5;Romans 6; Acts 2:38)Unfortunately he is a false teacher,making merchandise of many with feigned words(2 Peter Chapter 2)We must seek eternal riches(heavenly), and be like Jesus.

  • Freakin' nutcase !

  • Goddamn hucksters still preying on black people.

  • this fool had a bs church in h-town, talking about prayer cloths soaked in annointing oil. It was a piece of red t-shirt & some damn vegetable oil. these fools gonna get enough of playing with Jah

  • He comes on BET around 4 AM where I live. If I leave my TV on, his scream will wake me up.

  • I WANT TO HEAR YOU SCREAM!!!!!!!!

  • muahah! I love the James Brown screams.

  • james brown'z half brother

  • I can't understand why so many callers seem to sincerely agree with him when he 'heals' them. Maybe he IS doing something.

    Do they pre-screen these callers because this guy just seem too hard to swallow?

  • Even if this guy offered his prayers for free; what kind of message is he really delivering?

    Imagine this guy standing on a street corner saying the things he say and acting the way he acts or imagine him going door to door or approaching you in a social meeting spot to do the same thing.....

    Seems like he would be arrested for scaring people and/or disturbing the peace.

    His messages have no substance, he's obnoxious, ridiculous and should have a cartoon series rather than a ministry.

  • If he hasn't already, this piece of shit will eventually pay for what he's doing. I saw him for the first time around December. It's April now and this motherfucker is still on TV!

    Does he have a family? How does he explain his job? This is very sickening.

    BET ALLOWS KERNEY THOMAS TO STEAL FROM BLACK PEOPLE! FUCK BET!

  • God will deal with the false teachers who lie in his name,u asking for money for a prayer package,fool i pray everyday i dont need a damn package,lord!help these people they lost they minds,as a black christian i am embarrassed and i dont need him praying for me thats why God made my mouth

  • exactly, good comment! :D

  • he says he will pray for you, only after you order the "prayer package"? What a dickweed! I love Jesus, but these guys suck ass...

  • if I pray for these faith healing/prosperity thriving preachers to disappear, will they go away???

  • Dude, is that you OJ Simpson?

  • disgrace to christianity

    but im not gonna lie

    dude be havin me weak

    but you aint gonna catch me givin him no money

    i aint tryna meet him in hell...

  • AMEN!!!

  • This man is a demon in disguise...how can people even fall for this evil doer....???

  • "I wanna pray for you, only AFTER you've ordered the personal prayer package!"

    I can't believe he actually says that...

  • If there is a hell, this guys on a greasepole down to it.

  • what you mean I gotta order my what is it miracle or healing package!!!!!!!!!!!!! how much ?????? check credit or cash

  • "Order your miracle prayer package." Yup, it s a racket.

  • speaking in toungues, was meant that the gospel was brought in different toungues, meaning languages, ha ha, bet you thought it was that mumbo jumbo, don't be lead by false prophets,

  • lmfao

  • quit attacking my black preachers

    -a white man-

  • Not to be a dick, but God is actually classified as a TURKEY. And yes, big. By far larger than any Turkey on earth. What a feast that would be!

  • Damn O.J. Simpson must really feel bad for getting away with murder.

  • wow....what a blessing it must be to be able to speak in tongues. I wonder what "abokosha" means because he always says that. Man, what a guy.