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  • use cranberry pills

  • good shit.I appreciate your info.Cool

  • :( Unfortunately this method did not work for me (just got the bad news phone call). Thanks for sharing the idea though.

  • great vid!!!!!

  • is that shaggy from scooby doo?

  • this is bollocks, drug tests pick up and fail if they see that youve been diltuting

  • Dont drink so much water that you die though.. it can kill you

  • please reply im applying and its pritty important

  • ok so exactly how many b12 vitamins would i have to take in the 48 hours after i quit smoking?

  • hey dude would be pissed if all you had to do was take a mulitvitamin before the test? lol

  • can i drink a shitload of beer instead of water?

  • Your prospective employer just watched this video

  • great video... I get home tested on occasion randomly, If i smoke on a saturday and get tested on the sunday 8 days after and all through that time I am drinking a shit load and taking creatine will that help or does dilution just work prior to the test because i have no idea when it could be.

    Im 5'10 150 lbs btw

  • Fuck all of yall I like being big

  • shia 

  • ya but have anything for when you wake up and you get a random test unexpectedly.

    thats my situation. plz help if you can and sooon im taking it within 2 weeks from now

  • @ilovetosnipeyou I just took a pre-employment drug test. I am a 300 pound male with a lot of fat, which is bad for drugs. What I did is drink a BUNCH of water the day of the test. I drank so much that I puked. And also drink a bit of green tea, like 2 mugs worth. Then take a bunch of multivitamins to color your pee. Make sure your pee is colored a couple of times before the test. When you take the test, take the urine midstream, not the first or last parts. I passed my test, so it works.

  • so im geting tested tmmr and i just drank a gallon of water and piss like 15 times a today and drink water tmmr i can pass.

  • @joshua123456789ify hey did you do this?? if so, did it work?

  • what type of vitamin?

  • @williambob245 vitamin B complex or just about 5 times the normal dosage of multivitamin

  • @happypants07 B-12 is a good choice because it adds a normal yellow color to your urine.

  • finally a good video about how to detox with no bullshit don't buy detox pills or drink vinegar or whatever the dumb fools say lol

  • What about cranberry juice?

  • what if your fat i'm 5'9 and 360 pounds maybe 50 to 65 percent body fat

  • @Ajbadboy252 then your fucked

  • @Ajbadboy252 Quit smoking at least a week before your test. drink plenty of diuretics and follow the dilution method when it comes time to detox

  • @Ajbadboy252 Then stop smoking period, and buy a gym membership.

  • if they determine theres not enough creatinine in the pee will you fail it or retake it?

  • I weigh 135 lbs, im 26 and im 5'3 . Havent smoked since the 23rd, failed two of my own home piss tests today. Not sure when the piss test is but should be within the next month. I passed one this summer and was off the weed for 24 days. I was so happy. Now im freaking out. any good ideas for me?

  • @thinker58 from what ive heard if u havnt smoked in 24 days and have followed the advice on the vid u have nothing to worry about.. this guy was able to pass 48 hours after smoking so u should be in the clear, stop worrying.

  • I have a test tomorrow, if i consume as much water as i can between now and then is there a possibility to pass the test. I have been clean for 2 and half weeks. 6'4" 180lbs and have a high metabolism.

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  • you look like mike gordon from phish!

  • good vid!

  • Ur a fuking life saver god i hope this works

  • lmao 2:54

  • man your a fn genius u broke it down to a science!!!

  • what about hair tests??

  • Would creatine monohydrate capsules work ? Let me know ASAP thanks

  • I passed my test. If anyone is interested in the details of what I did the days leading up to the test, and what type of test it was, ect. Feel free to ask.

  • @SafeZaraki I'm so happy for you!

  • @SafeZaraki pm me ;)

  • Alright, I have test today in about 3 hours. I've been clean from THC for 13 days. I'm a frequent smoker, but my smoking schedule has been mixed for the past couple months (smoke multiple times a day a month ago, then once at the beginning of each week for the past month up until this past 13 days.) The past 3 days I have ate light, drink a TON of water, took Vitamin b12(2500mcg) 4 tablets a day, and took 2 servings (48g) of Creatine each day.  I'll let you all know how I do!

  • I SMOKED 3 HITS ON THE 14 OCT AND ITS THE 24TH OCT I HAVE A DRUG TEST ON THE 26TH I HAVENT SMOKED SINCE WILL I STILL PASS I DONT SMOKE AT ALL MAYBE ONCE EVERY YEAR I HAVE TEST KITS I STILL COME OUT LITTLE DIRTY

  • so if i dont smoke for a month i should be good for my piss test??? juss to make sure

  • what if im getting swabed not pee tested any tips and knowlage of the time lingth it will show up as

    ??? ty:)

  • i use niacin

  • gatorade can and should be substituted for water

  • I'm a heavy smoker, nearly every day. My detox will have been for 5 days with working out, plenty of water, b complex with niacin, and vinegar shots, will I be good, or should I go the substitution route?

  • @jonthemetalkid25 i think your more than good.

  • Dam tHx 4 tHe tips....shit i have a drug test in 3days.....

  • What if I dont have vitamins??

  • @settofailx You need vitamins(specifically vitamin b12) or creatine. A couple of things to remember: THC has a half life a 40 hours so the amount that you pee out gets cut in half every 40 hours. If you want to speed that process up and greater your chances of passing your drug test you need to do a couple of things : 1. Eat light (vegtables and fruits) 2. Exercise and sweat 3. drink diuretics like tea or coffee (caffeine!) that will boost your metabolism 4. WATER WATER WATER!

  • @settofailx

    then steal them from the store...thats what i did! haha

  • so even if i smoke everyday, for like 2 years, ill be able to pass a ua in the next 2 weeks? as long as i do what you said?

  • DOPE VID ...thank you.

  • WHAT KIND OF VIATAMINS WHAT KIND OF VIATIMS WHAT KIND OF VIATAMINS!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Freakazoid565 just get multi vitamin

  • you can buy fake urine from the net would be the easiest way.

  • @DJseanOP i failed my last drug test using fake pee. DON'T BUY FAKE PEE!

  • @both598 What kind of fake pee failed? I have quick fix plus on hand in case - my friends use it all the time and pass - their samples have gone to labcorp in san diego.

  • @MrGreg433 It was also the quick fix plus. And it had that stuff you add to it. I had it to the correct temperature and it failed. The stuff doesn't even smell like urine, so that tipped off the person testing me. Mine was tested in Portland Oregon.

  • @both598 - I don't know about anything you have to add - mine has nothing to add like a lot of other vids labeled quick fix plus. when you say it failed - what do you mean because there are no drugs in it? Maybe test inconclusive? The person testing you smelled it & was noted on the paperwork ? Drink a gallon of water piss a few times have smelled my urine and it has no heavy smell whatsoever. I have 4 years experience as a drug tester & never put my nose up to the cup. Not fair.

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  • thanks man helped out lots!

  • will multi-vitamin pills work?

  • @Rohkus go to a GNC or vitamin shoppe (or a vitamin health store) and buy the jugs of CREATINE. Look on the back and make sure it has "Creatinine Monohydrate" Dilute Urine like i said then drink 1 serving of that 1and a half hours before your test and you should be good

  • @Rohkus go to a GNC or vitamin shoppe (or a vitamin health store) and buy the jugs of CREATINE. Look on the back and make sure it has "Creatinine Monohydrate" Dilute Urine like i said then drink 1 serving of that 1and a half hours before your test and you should be good

  • ite so i hav smoke sesh's wit my friends very very frequently. my parents r fuckin up nd bein bitches now so was wonderin if say i smoke friday night nd parents would drug test me satuday could i still pass if i drank like 2 gallons of water before i went home?

  • Great will it work for cocaine and meth? You've been lucky with the dilution and that could depend on the lab. Do you know what lab? I have 4 yrs experience as as a specimen collector & noticed many clear looking urine samples and most had to come back & retest - total BS! It just seems such an invasion of privacy. I have been free of THC for 7 months - because I lost my job because of a DT & I have bad arthritis - what a change - pot really helps dealing with arthritis

  • Ok so I never seen this vid before, and I did exactly what he just said to do and It worked for me! Just got the results today! Supprised it actually worked, but its legit!

  • Thanks bro 

  • I trust this guy he looks like he's been high before thanks for the vid yo

  • When you say drink water and take vitamins.. What kind of vitamins are we talking about??

  • @tjcrim do u kno if it has to be 2 days b4 the test?

  • exactly wat ive been doin it works too hhaha

  • @tjcrim your gonnafail the test. Unless you drink cranberrysand the sause/juice.

  • @tgcim ur gonna fail.

  • Ur screwed

  • I smoked 3 bowls yesterday. 1 was with 1 other person, and the other 2 were with like 5 people. I have a test Wednesday. Do you think I'll be ok? I've been drinking nothing but water since 3 oclock this afternoon and my test is sometime after noon on Wednesday.

  • @tjcrim i guess you failed

  • @sobye96 Nope I passed actually.

  • @tjcrim lol well done, your lucky

  • good vid man... well see if it works

  • dude i have a question i have a job interview in five days ,and when i applyed online it sayed i had to agree to a drug screen ,my question to you is when could the drug screen take place?

  • Appreciate it bro

  • I havent smoked in since 5/20/2011 and my friend smoked a bowl while I smoked a cig, and we were drinking beers that night. The next morning I found out that my drug test was the following day I drank possiblly a gallon of water. Could it show on the test if I would be posistive for weed though I didnt toke the bowl. I really do not think alcohol would matter. My urine was like almost crystal clear. should I be worried ?

  • Ok so let me get this straight. Don't smoke for 48 hours, Drink lots of water within those 48 hours, take a couple of vitamin pills a few hours before u test, as well as drink more water before u test, and you should be clean. I'm 5ft 10in, 220lbs an occasional smoker, last time I smoked was today 7/14/11, I have a P.O. meeting on Monday, but he has never tested me and It's been like 1 year, that i have been seeing him. (knock on wood). Should I be OK with there kinda tests.

  • lmao!! "didnt wake up on time" !! this guy is funny

  • this guy sounds so smart for a pothead

  • Thanks bro -3

  • do You Think It Will Be Clean Tommorow if i Smoked like A gee todaay' ?

  • Thanks for the words of advice brother. Went thru so many phony sites before bumpin' into your video, the only one that helped! Followed your advice and kept a relaxed attitude about it when I took my drug test and passed the Motherfuker! Got me a job back in NYC again. Many thanks

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  • DOES THIS DEFF WORK!!!

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  • YOUR EXACTLY RIGHT WITH EVERYTHING YOU SAY!!! There is no magic pill people. You need to DILUTE DILUTE DILUTE!!! And your right with the 48 hour thing and dilute..I worked for me. Take vitamins (b2 or b12) Double 500mg 4 hours before and one an hour before your test

  • I smoked on Saturday & I Have a Urine drug test Saturday WHAT DO I DO ?!?!?!

    I've been drinking water & detox , I have a detox pill too when do i take it ?!

    I'm 5'6 & 120 pounds

  • I smoked every day for 2 years.. prob 8 one hitters a day at least. More on the weekends. I'm 6'1 and 160 lbs 25 yrs with a fast metabolism

    I stopped on the 9th of May and have my pre-employment drug screen for my career on the 23rd (fresh outta college). It will be 14 days since I smoked when i take the test. I plan to do what you said 4 hours before the test... but I'm crazy worried that I'll fail. Should I stress?

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  • @Matthewrocksf Well... its never guaranteed. But I had 14 days of being clean before my test (which i passed). I did what he said about dilution... start taking creatine supplements asap. Drink a shit load of water starting 4 hrs before test. Take vitimin B a couple hrs before (but not too much). And act like your happy to piss in a cup. HAVE A VERY FULL STOMACH WHEN YOU GO IN TO TAKE THE TEST.

  • @BADFISHHHHHH i really appreciate it bro. congrats on passing, ima let u know how mine goes... stressful ahhhh. creatine supplement how often? like every now and then throughout the course of the day?

  • @Matthewrocksf NP i just took the suggested dose on the pill box.

  • i LOVE this video

    thank you so much. im a heavy smoker at the age of 13; yeaah i need to slow down and thats what im doing. i was in my moms room looking for my phone, saw the drug test, stopped smoking and drank as much water as i could. again thanks

  • UR THE FUKIN MAN I WISH I COULD BURN 1 WITH YOU..JUST SO DOWN TO EARTH & STRAIGHT FORWARD

  • Thnx 4 the advice bro they r givin people at my school drug test like crazy

  • K man wat u have to to do is chug water not no pussy ass sips i mean chug then the nit b4 chug then wake up early then chug again and jar like the vid said also take vitaminz

  • Ok man i did some stupid shit i got put on probation for two years I was supposed to have drug tests each month but they never did one. But now they gotta have at least one passing test to take me of early and I got this test April 13 I need it out fast I smoked last saterday today's wendsday how do I get it out before that test I really need help plz tell me what to do man I can't fail plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz someone help me

  • i smoked yesterday and have a paroll meeting on the 20th of april i dont know if they will test me but if i just drink lots of water and stop a few days before the test to get my urine back to normal you think ill pass

  • thanx broooo this helps alot (:

  • 48 hours eh?

    that breakdown in the middle was very down to earth. I'm an occasional.... like... twice a month when I'm lucky... tomorrow I've got an interview and as soon as 24 hours after that I'll be in for a drug test. the day before I guess I'll have some steak and grab that gallon jug, you guys think I'm good?

  • i blaze once in a while how long does it stay in my system last time i blaze was on the fifth of this month and i had like 5 months without blazing so how long can it stay in my system

  • I wasnt even going to attempt to go to my drug test because all i heard was it will stay in your system for a while. I had 4 days and i came across this video, IT WORKED AWESOME, I may have over done it with the vitamins my piss was pretty much fuckin glowing lol but she called me a healthy boy and sent me on my way. SO THANKS, because your video i am a well paid Wellhead technician haha

  • @happypants07 okay after the 48 hours is it gone forever or is it just for that planned moment?

  • @esnigga It's not gone at all, just diluted. Once the excess water is gone you're basically back to where you were.

  • okay after the 48 hours is it gone forever or is it just for that planned moment?

  • how do i clean my piss i gotta take a drug test for this job probly on tuesday and i smked like a week ago

  • okay so i smoked 3 days ago and i test every week.. my next test is on monday and im wondering if i can take about 5 pills the day b4 and 5 pills the day my drug test is of (sundown naturals) niacin inositol hexanicotinate will that work? also i heard only one kind on niacin works. do i have the right one?

    please help.. i dont have much time. thanks.

  • Dillution doesn't work anymore. It will come up as "negative dilute."

    Source: Friend works in a urinalysis lab.

  • alright i got a question for ya..i weigh about 185 and smoke about an 8th a day between 3 people. I stopped 2 days ago and am getting drug tested for court on 12/27 so about 3.5 weeks. If i work out and drink a lot of water what do you think the odds are of me being clean?

  • thnx for the vid. ok so, it's nov 20th, i do not smoke regularly and last smoked on regular stress around the 6th of november. i'm going to test for a great position in a hospital. should i be as paranoid; worried? i have started to drink plenty of water since the day before so, i hope it'll come out ok as they use good urine tests. please help!

    thnx

  • @210Lotus hahah you're gunna be just fine bro. Don't loose sleep over it, the THC was out of your system...wait a second you were smoking every day before the 6th of november?

  • @happypants07 lol. no, i am an occasional smoker. i have smoked before but not everyday..just once in a big while. i smoked on nov 6th, and had to take a urine just last week. however, thnxgiving rolled around and they didn't get to have me take the test til next week. thank goodness for thanksgiving! i have a lot to be thankful for lol.

    so being that i only did it that one time i should be ok? thnx for the response.

  • @210Lotus haha yes you do. I have good news,because you are just an occasional smoker you have nothing to worry about. The THC will and has been long gone. I hope that puts your mind at ease. Happy Holidays!

  • @happypants07 awe-freakin-some..haha. thnk you going to test tmrw! i'm whistling now!

    so watch me fail lol. that would suck balls! j/k. i know ur right. thnx again!

    cheers!

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