Hank Plays Portal 2 #16

[indyana02]

Why is there a thing here!!!!!!!!! The one question you always ask yourself

[TheActedGuitar]

I love how he says "Old ass phone, old ass lamp..." but takes no notice of the EXTREMELY old looking computer, so I guess he's playing on that type of computer himself...or doesn't think it's old...lol

[sciencenerd111]

I want GlaDos back.... D:

[BaburusuSan]

Why are people saying Hank should of done a play through or read a walk through before he did these? It's a Let's play, not a walk through. Seeing him play for the first time made it much more enjoyable because he didn't know what to do. I mean seriously, I had just as much trouble when I played the first time. The point is Hank doesn't know what to do 100% of the time, get the fuck over it, it's entertaining.

[Gaaralover423]

Hank, I see that you make color mistakes a lot while you play. Always wondering what color you used last. Do yourself a favor and look to your portal gun on screen for the answer.

[potpiegracie10]

Oh at 9:09 you see its 1971!

[potpiegracie10]

@potpiegracie10 well i feal stupid now that he said that at the end

[Azuumism]

This was me watching this. Alone.

"PUUUT THE GOO ON THE THING. x10"

[sessrojak]

it's pretty obvious when hank starts to use walkthroughs. but he provides the comedy so i don't mind.

[chelseabgreen]

This was uploaded on my sister's birthday... it's better then what I got her.

[FentasticFeneska]

He fired... the companion cube. The box. WHHHHYYYYY!!!!?

[99forestfire]

hank sometimes i think u need to use a walkthrough when u do your walkthrough

[lhawes92]

Doesn't Cave Johnson look like Rob Brydon in that portrait at 06:00?

[TheGirlKiba]

the poor wall. "I'm not useless"

[SSdetectiveagency]

"say goodbte Caroline!" "Goodbye Caroline!" Gracie Allen reference?

[kitykk26]

the whole last ending of the episode i was like "USE THE GOO! -.-"

[brittanyeatscupcakes]

I did terrible on this section. It took me FOREVERRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr. Feel really dumb :( lol

[blissabel]

O... M... G you know the puzzle that too you like a minute to work out what to do from like 7:00 onwards....it literally took me and another person like 15 mins to figure that out...i feel sooooooooo dumb right now

[hannahsuchnsuch]

Three people are dumb nut buggers.

[darthmustache1]

While playing the part in Pump Station Beta, I took way longer than Hank, to the point where I had developed a serious personal hatred for that glass wall.

[darthmustache1]

While playing the part in Pump Station Beta, I developed a serious personal hatred for that wall. I mean, there's not even any structural reason for it! It might be for support, but then what's the point of the glass?

[eronth]

So, just so you are aware, the Ch in Chell is pronounced 'ch' not 'sh'. I'm with you on the 'shell' pronunciation, but all of the guys in the commentary part did a 'ch' sound.

[toastergoboomyai]

I am ashamed that it took me so obscenely much longer to solve the bouncing box test than Hank did - I sat there for ten minutes trying to clean the box off by portaling the water at it.

[Turbendido]

See when I saw the cube in the box, I didn't see the glass so I put the blue goo everywhere and spent the next ten minutes chasing down the cube

[Wetherillable]

Holy crap I was 426 too! What are the chances?

[burningflurber]

Heh, this is the part I was stuck on for ages.

[CarolynTheSlayer]

60 BUCKS? I wouldn't do this shit for anything.

[burningflurber]

@CarolynTheSlayer Well originally they were recruiting homeless people who didn't know what they were getting into.

[pete275]

WHO WANTS TO MAKE 60 DOLLARS

[qwertyface72]

pahahah 'hank green, is a portal machine' classic.

[SuperGhadeer1]

I would suck at portal

[livecleanandprosper]

the paper is t=still there and white... but a lampshade disintegrated?

[NaughtyTeacup]

1:17 "I'm a dumb nut bugger!"

Oh, wow. I don't think I've laughed so hard at anything you've said in this series before. XD

[MaggotF0rLife]

You repeated yourself 4:34 - 4:44

[enigmaticbleu]

My University's 50th anniversary slogan was "In the spirit of why not".

[mackymacpherson]

@thenextnerd he doesn't have to take orders from you, let him do what he wants. K thanks

[timehero9]

hank you should play legend of zelda twilight princess.

[vandreadparty]

so from the recording portal is in the same world as half life and yesI know its the same studio that makes both games but its still cool to think that we might end up seeing Gordon freeman in portal. 

[Clawaccio]

It's 1971.. My mum was just born!

[lunitaarrabalera]

@Clawaccio mine wasn't...two years later though she was!

[centreoftheselights]

When people say you're bad at this, I get a little worried. Pump station beta took me about 15 minutes...

[nagamon500]

@centreoftheselights don't worry. at least you're not posting videos of it online. personally, i feel that since hank is doing as such, he should at least have watched a walkthrough of this game, or done one playthrough of this game beforehand.

[tw9110]

@centreoftheselights its just some places that lots of people find that he bad at

[64Fathoms]

'old ass phone'

[hayleigh97]

your sooooooo close too getting GLADoS back, i cant wait!

[Kristenidas]

Thumbs up so people watching Hank play Portal 2 find out that Hank has already beaten Portal 2 according to John so he can't make longer videos or anything like that.

[busybeingbla]

Hank Green is a Portal Machine. :)

[Charonicus]

You should feel special for entering pump station beta so easily. I'm ashamed to admit it took me ten minutes to figure out what I needed to do. >_<

[hayleigh97]

@Charonicus me too so dont feel bad

[Billyo95]

you talk exactly like TOBUSCUS!!!!!!!

[Twefrence]

My mind is blown whenever I see Hank play Portal. WHY are you guys so damn smart? (Ok...maybe I'm just really dumb =P)

[950725]

Lol... the death is pretty much the same as in Mirror's Edge XD

[SteveVader101]

Hank, you are an effing machine at test chambers.

[CreamingSoda33]

.... that's not a tape recorder... that's a computer. 

[maxmanrules]

@thenextnerd Not much point, he's finished already :S

[Zoronii]

The cube is like a dog. You get it out of its cage, you catch it when it runs away, you clean it.

[trapjohnson]

Did anyone else here a splat?

[trapjohnson]

Hank, I apologize for laughing at your frustrated wrong color portaling. but only slightly.

[88FingersEddward]

I see a new Hank Plays Portal in my subscription box:

1. YES!

2. High Definition. Crank it up to 720 p.

3. Full screen.

4. Speakers on 100%.

5. I get the full awesome experience that is Hank Playing Portal.

Hank, I love your videos.

[Likeflames]

You're just so awesome. XD

[RaptorJesus8525]

I can't believe Cave fired that box.

[trapjohnson]

@RaptorJesus8525 I think that is not actually the case listening to his delivery. Awkward period in the transcript I agree. I believe he is telling "you" to box "your" stuff.

[zero1343]

I've played on ps3 and pc and I prefer the ps3 controls, even though I played the first one on pc :P

[OMGitsWinobi]

@thenextnerd he should chuggaconroy lenth this bitch(:

[kingm56]

Has anyone played this game on a console and the pc and know which one is easier to control?

[chaosblad3]

Just in case you still haven't gone back and got it yet, there's an achievement called Schrodinger's Catch for getting the block out of the glass box without it touching the ground... whether you can work out how to do it yourself is up to you!

[dolphin64575]

6:10 My first thought: OMG it's a giant D-20! I want to roll it for massive damage!

[link182ava44]

4:35 ... i thought i was going crazy

[link182ava44]

@thenextnerd why would he? if he makes them longer = less videos = less views = less money for hank

[XpoopeyXRAWRX]

Guys, he already finished the game. He's not going to make longer episodes because he ALREADY FINISHED THE GAME. HE FINISHED IT. DERP.

[PsycReaper]

I think your right about it sounding like "shell" I think Chell is short of Michelle



[PsycReaper]

Hank I think your right about her being right cause I think its short for Michelle

[duheungjoe]

Cave Johnson : " Sience isn't about WHY. it's about WHY NOT. Why is so much

of our sience dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much.

in fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you

on the BUTT ON THE WAY OUT, because YOU ARE FIRED. "

[manatyson]

@thenextnerd Longer episodes = Less episodes :l

[Ramones1234100]

Getting 2 Portal 2 videos in one day is like getting 2 fortunes in 1 fortune cookie.

[MunchVids]

I feel like this is a entirely different game. and i don't like in >:(

[ManTheBush]

@ 3:43 thats what she said.....

[NashaKamalani]

I love these so much, it's extremely entertaining.

[ManTheBush]

@thenextnerd He pre-recorded these, one of the recent ones he said it was snowing.

[ThirdBreaking]

@thenextnerd Actually, if you meet certain qualifications, even if you're a non-partner you can do up to 60 minutes. :3

[lolgirl607]

where's potato GlaDOS? :(

[stargazer209]

@lolgirl607 soon enough...

[djbarbe]

WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!

[FXHoax]

@thenextnerd He is a partner I beleive, as he has the advertisement next to the video?

[allenjacobs]

@FXHoax actually yes both vlogbrothers are partners so they can extend there videos if youtube okays it i believe

[FXHoax]

Caroline's voice sounds creepy, like GlaDOS. o_o

[ahsnaps]

@FXHoax dun dun dun!....

[HeronPrince223]

oh wow why did I never think to pick up the bouncy cube? I always tried to use portals to clean it off

[maggieturney]

I jump and die sometimes too. You don't know sometimes until you die.

[awesomepat96]

@thenextnerd Is hankgames a partner of youtube yet? Unless he is he wont be able to.

[Panduckii]

@thenextnerd But then they would come out less often as a result

[OMGITSJAD]

You can land on the spherical thing, but instead of discovering something neat you just flash out like a death.

[PokeZelda6664]

Hank: "Well, I'm still alive."

Me: "I'm doing science and I'm still alive!"

[FunkAy456]

"oh look a door...but im just gonna ignor it and just jump off this railing, and die"

[IunderstandGaara]

No. No you do not need to end this episode. No. Noo. Noooooo...damn

[kazooga1234]

this game looks so awesome just to play in blue goo fuck beating GLaDOS and wheatly i just want to play in blue goo that seems like a lot more fun and ha bisky upload always entertaining to watch you play games

[vicky216n]

Hank, what have you done to me that i live for these episodes now?!

[2dougla]

cmon. wats wrong wit assasins creed????

[SuperSantaisreal]

i get so happy whenever i log on and see you have a new portal 2 video =)

[DiscoSux87]

I miss Wheatley

[PokeZelda6664]

@DiscoSux87 I miss Potato GLaDOS!

[oliveisoliver]

I'm a little confused about the commericals that I saw for this game. When do the lil Blue and Orange robots come into the story?

[SoulLintu]

@oliveisoliver Co-op multiplayer mode.

[inliner904]

@oliveisoliver Multi-player. 

[TheIzabot]

@oliveisoliver The robots are a part of a seperate, co-operative storyline. Although *KINDA SPOILER* You see them at the end and they're mentioned a couple times in the singleplayer story.

[unicorncake]

Thank you for uploading these so regularly, Katherine. I watch them before sleep every night.

[boneless227]

hank cmon finish the assassin's creed vids pls. NOW

[SixBubbles]

is there more than one way to beat each puzzle?

[TheVcgfdfgd]

@SixBubbles not really

[SixBubbles]

@TheVcgfdfgd ? its kinda a yes or no question either theres only one way, or theres more than one way....

[TheVcgfdfgd]

@SixBubbles most only have one way. a few have like two ways.

[LeendaBeks]

Hank I know you already finished the game but, STOP DAWDLING! You take freakin forever

[pyonshimmie]

i miss GLaDOS :(

[cause2ureffect]

I got so stuck in this part!

[meinie]

I've actually tried to land on the spheres too, this is the secret: You land on them, their secret powers activate and you die...

[Energyhedgehog]

what about potatos

[aritheflower]

CAROLINE IS GLADOS!!! LISTEN TO HER TONE OF VOICE!!!

[klaytonrocks]

@aritheflower SPOILERS

[TheCorndog246]

ILOVE TOBYTURNER AND HANKS GAMES...they make the world a better place

[meinie]

When he was like: that this there that that... I was having a "Toby remix flashback"

[Beckiii93]

I love watching Hank play portal.

I usually love watching toby play games, but watching him play portal is so frustrating sometimes.

[UbahAl]

I had to go watch someone else beat the game to know how it ends!

[itsIsaacofOhio]

old ass-lamp :)

[MyLittleEmoKid]

i wish you got the Schrödinger's cat achievement

[PossumCuber]

Chell's name isn't pronounced with a 'Sh' sound. I googled it.

[HarvestMoonGirl567]

"here i go, there i go, here i am!"

[weneedharrypotter]

"Oh, I need to end this episode.." NOOOOOOO. :S lmao

[Lexiieeeee]

I like watching Toby, Hank, and Justine play this game.. all for different reasons. I don't watch Toby and Justine because they're really amazing at it.. I watch them because they're hilarious people. Hank actually is good at the game.

[PossumCuber]

@Lexiieeeee Well, Justine isn't all that funny.  She just rambles hoping she'll say something funny. But it still is entertaining.

[maoxiaoling]

Ew...after he jumped and when it went black...you heard a splat O.O ...

[Mandlize]

i want more... We meet gladis the potato sooooo sooooooon

[iMandie]

I love watching Hank play Portal. Toby and Justine...not so much.

[someone332]

HOW DID YOU DO THAT PART SO QUICKLY? I SPENT LIEK FOREVER TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT. :/ Usually, I do these faster than you too.

[FinReVieWs]

did enybody else watch eurovision semifinals <3

[TheCrazyCoasterKid]

"Hello, and welcome to Hank Green plays" *mouse goes crazy* "Mouse chill out!"

[ShanniieDudes]

I can't get there either! Ahhh!

[MarsRepepsi]

Yes, Hank. You can make bouncy balls happen.

[Evilsquirrelie]

Woot goo Hank <3

[UndesignatedTeen]

heavy in the goo department xD

[bigguy1028]

Please fix the intro. It really bugs me.

[patie9]

Cave seems a tad... dick-ish.

[Nofxthepirate]

@patie9 They are trying to convey a difference in his attitude between the early years of aperture science when he was excited about the science and eager to help the world and the older Cave Johnson who has had his inventions stolen and is bitter that he doesn't get the respect he has earned.

[patie9]

@Nofxthepirate Ah! That makes sense! Thanks for the clarification (:

[Holtza]

Lean mean portal machine. Yup, that's Hank.

[bumblebabe999]

hank green..is a portal machine <3

[lilsweets4u22]

why did you kill yourself?!!!! go through the freaking door!

[yinyangbeetl]

"Hank Green is a portal machine" needs to be a shirt

[2funk2bpunk]

2 eps tomorrow too please!

[Jumpet]

haha nvm he just died

[lindsxx]

That stupid box drove me crazy getting the achievement XD

[CodenameJD]

1:03 A deep sigh of relief breathed by all who've beaten this test chamber already.

[Jumpet]

why do you never die??

[yuffferz]

4:34 does that part repeat?

[bubblewandd]

I'm a dumb nut bugger!!!

[101sunflare]

Why are there sounds? Shouldn't things be quieter, if they've been abandoned since 1986?

[Rackou87]

Hank can make bouncy balls happen! :D

[JATR1X]

the first thing. i stuck there at first as well... ^^

[TheOriginalElkstone]

Hang on, how can you die of falling to your death when you wear the bracers on your legs?

[aDan00X]

Was it shakespeare or that other famous writer who wrote: 'Do you believe in epiphanies?' I might have the context wrong but... 'Hold on a second' makes me believe.

[SpecialQue85]

Wow, you are doing great at this game. Go Hank!

[xXHeLLiuMXx]

@MsOfficialdestiny Hehe, it will be for a LOAOOOOONG time :)

[altosax234]

Does the fact that the portals in the intro seem to eat up most of cartoon Hank's torso, instead of acting as portals are supposed to bother anyone else but me?

[gamefreak249]

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :D

[maxell769]

i gave up on waiting for hank i just rented it lol i could not stop playing it till i beat it lol it's a long long game

[AnimeKitty202]

YAY! GETTING BACK ON TRACK WITH PORTAL!

[cmt4eva]

Hank you seem like you don't want to escape... committing suicide and all

[igobyjade]

Do we even know if Hank is going to play Co-op? I don't want to watch someone else do it if he is because I prefer watching him play it first.

[xXHeLLiuMXx]

DONT MAKE LEMONADE

[Bmastertjuh]

@xXHeLLiuMXx get mad

[dontfeedthebookworm]

Is it just me or does Caroline sound a bit like GLaDOS...?

[Men2theB]

@dontfeedthebookworm

Could it be???

[xXHeLLiuMXx]

@Men2theB My theory : Cave died, leaving the lab to caroline (you can hear that). Caroline, before dying, put her personnality in glados, kinda like living through her. So ya... and chell and caroline look a lot alike (back posture and face)

You can see that by doing the portait of a lady achievement and by looking at yourself through 2 portals

@xXHeLLiuMXx maybe chell is also a clone of caroline. I don't want to be a spoiler but you'll get it when you see the end of coop