I Can't Get a Date

[CultOfDusty]

I'd totally go with you, that is if I didn't think Stephen would murder me and wear my skin as a dress.

[Tarclasp]

Moobs......cold shiver......

[CoffeehousePorcupine]

ha ha  great video

I actualy go to a blog tv show of a young lady in scotland

but flirtacious............No, she's just a friend

[heoTheo]

I think I'll be antisocial.

[alphasex5]

Note to self: Never give away invitation to Berlin Short Film Festival EVER again. All Hell broke loose!!! Lmao! I love you, you're soooo cute! And I'm glad you had a good ol time, nevertheless. Beautiful vlog Xania.. so nice! ♥

[smashbeans]

"be gentle im a virgin"

[FromUnderTheRock]

I can't determin the exact reason I find this video soooo appealing...there are probably several...you have a "professional" voice, for sure. You need to don your green vest on in the near future...the world needs you.

[xaniathecoolest]

@FromUnderTheRock This is the best comment I've ever received. I think my enlarged head and I will float away now.

[alphasex5]

I love you Xania. Stephen, I love you too.

[xaniathecoolest]

@alphasex5 The love is reciprocal!

[alphasex5]

My friend is from Scotland. She's wonderful! lmao@ eatin haggas.. now that's disgusting! LOL! Anyway, if I were to be in that situation I'd ask him to whisk me away to his secret abandoned castle somewhere in The Highlands. I'd also like him to introduce me to Nessie. That would be nice! Nessie! I like Nessie.

[xaniathecoolest]

@alphasex5 Can I come too? I wanna see Nessie!

[alphasex5]

@xaniathecoolest Yeaaahhh!!!! lol.. :) xxx

[XoxafromanxoX]

I'd say "What what? In the butt? You want to put it in my butt?"

And then I'd probably catch a beat down from a big scottsman.

[stephenpaultaylor]

@XoxafromanxoX i love samwell

[raymofuwk]

I wants to go on date with Xania :D

[stephenpaultaylor]

@raymofuwk she is pretty dang fun ;)

[TJae1]

were all social - whores ~ esp. active video heads :0) ~ that's why we have Ytube ~ wrds 2 remember ~

[maltyful]

@TJae1

TJ' S FAILED FIX

HA HA HA HA

[BananaRama136]

Thumbs up for Alberta agriculture references!!!!

You guys are cute.

[stephenpaultaylor]

@BananaRama136 thanks ;)

[xaniathecoolest]

@BananaRama136 Yeah! Thank you!!

[AdioS2007]

Don't worry, Xania. It was funny.

[xaniathecoolest]

@AdioS2007 <3

[MrStripyHead]

gigglishious

cock that blocks itself LOL

id say FUCK OFF

ps, i loved this video, and, l would have come out with you... lf l was allowed to :(

[bundangbear]

@MrStripyHead You mean as in "come out of the closet?" #LOL

[xaniathecoolest]

@MrStripyHead Hell yeah you could come out with me!! but only if you wore your stripy mask at all times. (Not cause I don't wanna see your face, but cause I can't risk getting hypnotized by your beauty)

[jellyduck100]

Why Didn't Get Date? Or Fun?

[33MrSmiley]

Maybe if Fat Bastard had a pork chop tied around his neck, Lassie would play with him.

[jimisru]

Lassie come home.

[coffeecraver]

I love you in a non homosexual way. Most of the time. Sometimes in a homosexual way. 

[colemckelviedotca]

I think we need a full like 4-5 minute video of stephen rubbing himself and saying creepy things

[xaniathecoolest]

@colemckelviedotca Don't encourage him!!!

[colemckelviedotca]

@xaniathecoolest but it makes my insides tickle

[VirtuallyAddicted]

I'd say," Excuse me I think I'm in the wrong kind of bar."

I like women who are aggressive when I flirt with them. Makes it more of a challenge. :)

[xaniathecoolest]

@VirtuallyAddicted I think that's the problem: men like being made fun of.

[blightproductions]

If an over sized Scottish fellow was flirting with me, I believe I would alert him that all my 2000 parts are made of old fart dust.

-Uncle Pappy

[xaniathecoolest]

@blightproductions Hahaha!! That might be a turn on for some people....

[xaniathecoolest]

I actually got honors!!

#26 - Most Discussed (Today)) - Entertainment - Germany

#60 - Top Favorited (Today)) - Entertainment - Germany

#42 - Top Rated (Today)) - Entertainment - Germany

[xprinceofmacedonx]

lol niiiice

[xaniathecoolest]

@xprinceofmacedonx Thanks! You're a cool guy.

[xaniathecoolest]

@CrossTheGrigori I'm sure if you seductively stood naked in front of the mirror, you'd turn yourself on. And whenever I wake up feeling dark and hollow (which has been happening a lot lately, cause it's raining and everyone's walking around like grumpy zombies who've forgotten how to crave brains so they just walk aimlessly with no mission or ambition) I just picture myself eating pizza in the desert with Native Indians and I feel happy again.

[MissMoogles]

I would scream "DON'T EAT ME!" and run away.

Monty Python's Flying Circus made me afraid of Scotsmen. Austin Powers has made me even more afraid of Scotsmen.

[xaniathecoolest]

@MissMoogles Hahaha!! Yeah, they're a hungry breed.

[Julesnathan]

I would say "hey, the lady's with me." Then I would use it as a clever pick up line to distract you from my good looks and make you think I was witty, which I secretly am. Most likely your bandmate would drag you away from me and I would get into a scuffle with the Scotsman as ended up going home alone that night and masturbating while thinking about me.

[xaniathecoolest]

@Julesnathan That complex turn of events seems rather likely. Except for when you got into the scuffle with the scotsman, I would help you with my magical ability to blast the sound of bagpipes into any obnoxious scotsman's ears, rendering him harmless and dancing with weepy pride. Then we'd all escape together and live happily ever after!

[demarkered]

I would stare directly at his moobies and pretend i have turrets 

[xaniathecoolest]

@demarkered Hee hee! I love pretending to have turrets, it's my favourite thing to do!

[MrHacksawJoe]

Leave me alone Sotty! And put some pants on. lol

[xaniathecoolest]

@MrHacksawJoe You mean that when people flirt with you their pants disappear?That's one amazing magical power!!

[SecurityHubert]

If a big Scotsman flirts with me I would tell him to leave me alone. He's big and strong enough to please his bagpipe ALL by himself. Don't need me for hat. eeeewww.

[xaniathecoolest]

@SecurityHubert Hahaha!! I'm sure you'd like to have at least one little toot on his bagpipe, I thought you were into men?

[stephenpaultaylor]

@CrossTheGrigori Haven't you learned anything from our last music video?

[CurrentlyDisconected]

this was so great i had to watch it twice :D

your an awesome story teller xania.

I would love to watch more of these type of thingies

[xaniathecoolest]

@CurrentlyDisconected CD? Hey, you look more like yourself now!! Good to see you again, you crazy aw-zy!!!

[bundangbear]

I'd be your date anytime, anywhere.

As for the big Scotsman, I'd have to say I'm flattered, but don't swing that way, I tried it out in college, and it's just not my thing, but again I'm flattered, and I might let you draw me in a speedo but that's about it, Jocko!

[xaniathecoolest]

@bundangbear What a sweet, open-minded response. I'd love to go on a date with you!!! And then draw you in speedo.

[bundangbear]

@xaniathecoolest Oh yeah! Just don't tell Kuma-chan! #LOL

[teddybeareleventeen]

I'd be afraid. VERY afraid!!  =(

[xaniathecoolest]

@teddybeareleventeen Yeah, I heard teddy bears scare easily

[onemon22]

I would say whats under you kilt mac, just your socks and shoes!

[xaniathecoolest]

@onemon22 You're cheeky!!

[GodlessManitoban]

LOL Moobs.

Chances of a big Scotsman flirting with me are slim to none, I'd hope.

[xaniathecoolest]

@GodlessManitoban You never know, I heard Scotsmen liked Manitobans without gods...they make them feel less guilty.

[GodlessManitoban]

@xaniathecoolest

:-O Nooooo.

[hatemeproductions]

If a scotsman was flirting with me I'd just walk away but on the inside i would feel flattered because at least someone flirted with me XD

[xaniathecoolest]

@hatemeproductions Cutest answer ever.

[StoryBookCorner]

It's all good had to say it, giggelishes lol.

[xaniathecoolest]

@StoryBookCorner I think it's a Canadian expression.

[BoredDan7]

Póg mo thóin!

[xaniathecoolest]

@BoredDan7 HEY! I know what that means!! Hahaha, I took an Celtic Language class!

[SuperRyanandAlexMan]

Id say um I dont like guys!

[xaniathecoolest]

@SuperRyanandAlexMan and then he'd say "Maybe I can change your mind?"

[SuperRyanandAlexMan]

@xaniathecoolest Sorry man I dont roll that way!

[lenaslife]

0:26 had me laughing for a long time haha!

[xaniathecoolest]

@lenaslife Yeah, I've some rude best friends. : (

[SuperRyanandAlexMan]

I would go with you, you seem fun!

[stephenpaultaylor]

@SuperRyanandAlexMan Oh she is. Tons o' fun.

[xaniathecoolest]

@SuperRyanandAlexMan Thank yoU!!

[OkieMerrod83]

lol this was a funny re-enactment. Part of it was sad though. But most of it was very entertaining. :D You're an amazing vloggist. If a big scotsman was flirting with me i'd be kinda frightened. lol. I'd probably run away unless he started rapping me. Then, I guess in that case, if I couldn't get away i'd kinda have to take it like a champ and hope that he finished with me quickly. D:

[stephenpaultaylor]

@OkieMerrod83 until he started rapping you? Like dishin out some sweetass gangsta rap? Rippin out some Marshall Mather? Schooly D?

[xaniathecoolest]

@OkieMerrod83 Wow. Would never have expected an answer like that!! You always know how to take things to a hilariously uncomfortable level. hee hee.

[MegaDarkAngel2010]

I'd wonder why a man would be flirting with me... I'm a dude... =/ I would have to devour his soul... *Shrugs*

[xaniathecoolest]

@MegaDarkAngel2010 Seems like a small price to pay for flirting.

[Mrtitmice]

I'd say," be gentle "! :D

[xaniathecoolest]

@Mrtitmice Didn't think you had a thing for Scotsmen...Hahaha

[YeahNaahYeah]

who wouldn't want a date with you Xania your the coolest!!!!.

as for the Scotsman I would just tell him i'm fuckwit intolerant and hes giving me gas

[xaniathecoolest]

@YeahNaahYeah CD? I didn't recognize you!! You look good. A little normal, but I like it!!

[meletamackinnon]

I would say "show me what's under your kilt and I'll show you whats under mine!!"

[xaniathecoolest]

@meletamackinnon Hee hee hee!! You pervert!!

[karmagirl74]

Hahah .. you should be a comedian, you did that way too well.

What would I say ... umm well that would depend on how big is dick was??!!! lol .. *jokes* :D I'd probably tell him to fuck off and eat some hagass ;)

I'd love to see you all firey after a few drinkies Xania .. ooh and I'd definitely go on a date with you too :D xxx

[xaniathecoolest]

@karmagirl74 Oh yes!! I accept! A date with you would be amazing!! Then we could tell all the dicks to go join the muppet show.

[SelectCircle]

I'd tell that Scot the only people I like in plaid skirts are schoolgirls.

Xania, you got to learn to BEAT your man! That's what he wants. BEAT the devil out of him! You think frying pans have only one use? BEAT him! Be aggressive.

Violence straightens a man right out. I'm serious! He'll love it.

Meanwhile, this video is like a 3-minute summary of "War and Peace". You have a FANTASTIC talent for narration! Do a whole series of readings from Tolstoy. PLEASE!

[SelectCircle]

@SelectCircle P.S. ... Steve's cameos in this are among the best stuff of his I've seen yet. : D

[xaniathecoolest]

@SelectCircle hahaha!! Yes!! He's a really good actor.

[xaniathecoolest]

@SelectCircle Haha!! This is the most epic comment ever. Thank you!!! And I was never one to promote violence. (but spanking, on the other hand is something Stephen enjoys...a little too much.) And I like schoolgirls too, way more than drunken Scotsmen!

[SelectCircle]

@xaniathecoolest I was thinking more about braining than spanking.

: )

[TheChelseacraze]

awesome xania :D sounds like you had a funnn time ^_^

[xaniathecoolest]

@TheChelseacraze Thanks Chels! I don't mind going on dates by myself... : (

[bowlingballout]

Well, usually I don't go for big Scotsmen, but if it you could resurrect Stuart Adamson, I guess I'd tell him to be gentle.

-----

Stephen

Nice Officer Meanie mustache you have emerging

[xaniathecoolest]

@bowlingballout Hell yeah Stuart Adamson was one gorgeous fellow.

[Domingo0022IWAY]

Rockin

[batfly]

This is the feeling I get about Xania...

If you were at their place for a party and you drank too much... Xania would make sure to get your keys from you...

Xania would make sure you didn't hurt yourself... and she would greet you in the morning and ask you how you liked your eggs and pancakes cooked...

Am I right? Or am I right?

[xaniathecoolest]

@batfly I do love eggs and pancakes!!!

[TheSpankymonkey]

I would ask him if he wanted to skip the foreplay and go straight for a "Glaswegian kiss".

[xaniathecoolest]

@TheSpankymonkey You're one tough mutha fucka.

[see4ward]

I either use my best grunt (yes, like a pig)...or turn and yell....NOOOOOOOO!!! That usually scares them away..and if it doesn't, well...you know what that means!!

[xaniathecoolest]

@see4ward It means they like pigs? ewwwwww!!

[see4ward]

@xaniathecoolest  Liking pigs is the easy one to deal with!!

[DeeTeeTV]

xaniaistheCOOLEST! <3

[xaniathecoolest]

@DeeTeeTV Your theme song is ALWAYS in my head.

[CallofJonesy]

You could always date me. ;) <3 I'd go anywhere with you.

[xaniathecoolest]

@CallofJonesy Sorry little dude, you're too young for me.

[davism97]

if a big Scotsman was flirting with me at a party I'd be all like "well, we didn't get dRessed up fer nuthin!"

[davism97]

if a big Scotsman was flirting with me at a party I'd be all like "well, we didn't get dRessed up fer nuthin!"

[xaniathecoolest]

@davism97 HAHAHA (I don't fully get it, but I stilled laughed...)

[davism97]

@xaniathecoolest it's from the movie Braveheart

[batfly]

everybody hates u... nobody likes u... why don't u go eat worm?

[xaniathecoolest]

@batfly Was I being too whiney?

[FromUnderTheRock]

I felt like I was there.  That's storytelling in a nutshell.

And I wouldn't say anything to a large, aggressive Scotsman; I'd pretend to recognize someone that I knew behind him and then I'd excuse myself (I learned that in self-defense class)

[stephenpaultaylor]

FIRST

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

heeheeheeheeheehee

again, you have that hot stud in your movies. that's why i subscribed ;)

hahaha

[batfly]

@stephenpaultaylor

First? ha ha ha FAIL!

[stephenpaultaylor]

@batfly yeah yeah... don't rub it in ;)

[batfly]

@stephenpaultaylor

vapidwords was too rapid.

[xaniathecoolest]

@stephenpaultaylor Funny, I didn't see a hot stud in this movie....only a super cool girl and a dork....

[vapidwords]

xania is so cute!

[xaniathecoolest]

@vapidwords : ) Thanksies!!!