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  • As a Brit I find this hillarious

  • "...crime is horrible here too..." ROFL

  • "We're the hooligans" *Pop"

    As a Brit I found this hillarious

  • Child with bazooka BEHEADS teacher.

  • @cymruadam I've wonder the same thing my friend.

  • Is this what passes for comedy in America?

  • @cymruadam this is good. lighten up jeez

  • CLASSIC!~

    

  • Euros wouldnt last 5 min in a,minority dominated inner city in the U.S. During Hicks time crime was at out histories highest. Now its fallen by about half. I grew up in that period, it was pretty fucked.

  • @Warpath2198 And they wouldn't last 5 minutes in the middle east or the congo.

  • LOL was Bill serious? Britain has always had major crime for hundreds of years. He obviously missed the countless battles and wars, not to mention the Brixton Riots lol Although our Gun crime is not like America. Glasgow is one of the most dangerous cities in Europe. (And doesn't understand hooliganism as theres 100s of firms all around)

    The image he presents of England is what America Imagines England to be like, which is far from correct! But he's very funny.

  • @sckrbt The pessants where english you idiot.

  • hey brits try camden nj, your crime is not that bad, but yes he exaggerates

  • @fzerox64 There are places like camden nj here in england.

  • Did Bill speak to Graham Norton?

  • I'm Actually from Shaftesbury, so I find this even more hilarious!

  • I love this bit. I'm from England and can confirm that there are large areas which could be classified as dangerous sh*t-holes, but damn, this is funny.

    Any English people who comment negatively here are responding in the same brainless way as the Americans who rejected Bill's philosophy. It's a knee-jerk, territorial reaction and gets in the way of how accurate this observation actually is.

    We accepted this genius when he was slamming his own motherland, so take it on the chin, he's right !

  • @hayleyjburgess great comment :)

  • i knew that the comments would be predominantly english hooligans going on and on about England and all the riots and knife crime, why bother? do you think Bill is going to read the comments and apologise? HE'S DEAD! if comedians only produced factual, politically correct material it wouldn't be funny, it would just be like watching the fucking news, why do you insist on telling everyone that you live in a shit hole? you want a medal for bravery or something? fucking hooligans

  • damn hooligans! lol

  • all these hooligans in england i love them

  • The rioters in England at the moment are still pussies, what ever angle you try to look at it from.

  • Yes, absurdity is funny! This was before holligans discovered fire.

  • Yes, absurdity is funny! News flash!

  • they are called jokes people!!!Oh thats right,sorry I was taking life seriously

  • Well, this is one bit that just became dated.

  • @IndianKBlue Ha!

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  • If anything guys it's offending America more than Britain- how they have worse, more fucked up crime. I'm a Brit and I find this funny... it's hardly having a dig at England by saying "America is a worse run, crime ridden fucked up place" is it!?

  • It's just humor.

  • No one should get upset over this - it's just comedy. I've heard non-American comedians say laughable things about America plenty of times, but it's all in good fun. Most sensible people know that England and other countries in the U.K. are not all roses and daisies.

  • Yeah England has got so bad that we had to give our Policemen  A STICK

  • HAHAHA!! Holigans...lool

  • We're the Hooligans!

  • Crime is bad in UK, I'm at uni in London and I know plenty of Americans who believe crime is worse here. Difference is we don't have half as much as the means to do so. America has the gun supply so you won't get shot in the UK but you run a much higher risk of getting stabbed, or someone coming up on you with a tool. If you think UK is a fairytale place check out an East London estate - it's a fucking dystopia - still this is very funny and Bill Hicks a comedy genius

  • @cunninglinguist890 There are pretty bad estates in even the "best" parts of london such as Central London. Chelsea and Fulham have council estates.

  • I'm a Brit and this is very funny.

  • you are all gay lets have an argument

  • 235 Brits can't take a joke

  • It's unfortunate that we don't have Bill's presence in America now, especially when you consider that 15% of our population is on anti-depressants. Aldous Huxley said once that mass medication of a population is part of a drive to make people obediently accept "dictatorship WITHOUT tears." I believe Bill would probably be far more incensed with this generation then the one your viewing here.

  • I love how UK thinks they are anywhere near our crime rates. They copy hip hop, clothes, movies, all that shit. and then ojideagu is like well glasgow is the most dangerous place in europe. Do people kill each other for wearing the wrong color? Do six mexican kids beat a (mentally) handicapped man to death for his wallet? Do people get stabbed to death for accidentally stepping on someones shoes? How about we start taking pride in how safe our cities are

  • @femalehero420 yes you fucking retard, go to europe thell beat the shit out of you sayng that supid shit thinking

    your have most crime rates, who gives a fuck?

  • @santixcabrera I'm just saying Bill was right. Then on the flip side, people in america act like we have it so fucking hard. Head on over to the Congo and see how they're living

  • @femalehero420 yheah i belive thats true

  • @femalehero420 actually yes people have been killed for wearing Celtic or Rangers colours in the wrong areas in Glasgow. as for mexican kids in groups of six beating people to death ?!?? i've no idea.... what sort of stupid comment is that?

  • @femalehero420 Do people kill each other for wearing the wrong color?

    In Glasgow? Yeah.

  • its about bill hicks not your contrived insignificant lives haters

  • @yrboatrace hey Angloid hows living ina conservative racist paradise

  • lol ebglands so gay

  • @Ramble1212 Never even heard of "Ebgland" before, I'd hate to live there, the way you're describing it.

    England, however, is fucking amazing.

  • if you get bill hicks then you are like him ;)

    <3 to The Hicks family.

  • cops with cameras is on i bit, i might go watch that instead

  • dick 'ed!

    i shaftsburryed your mom,

  • @iamaladycanyousaveme Smell my cock bitch...smell it, now lick

  • he's talking about quaint england in the 1980's, obviously, but hey, it's Hicks and it's still hilarious!

  • if anyone feels sad that he's not with us anymore check Doug Stanhope

  • LOL was Bill serious? Britain has always had major crime for hundreds of years. He obviously missed the countless battles and wars, not to mention the Brixton Riots lol Although our Gun crime is not like America. Glasgow is one of the most dangerous cities in Europe.

    The image he presents of England is what America Imagines England to be like, which is far from correct! But he's funny.

  • @ojideagu lol did u really just ask if a comedian was being serious?

  • @khalpin420 Well yeh true

  • @ojideagu hahaha

  • @ojideagu Hey, don't feel really badly......Brits thinks Americans and America are something other than what it really is. You'd have to come here to see for yourself, though. TV paints us with a nasty brush, and we don't deserve it.

  • @gvman3670 No, we just think you're like our inbred cousins...big and simple

  • @gvman3670 oh yes we do... we are stupid enough to buy all the bullshit the government feeds us and accept it as truth. few people actually realize that corporations really control our country. and the laws we have our proof of this. rich becoming richer and poor becoming poor. but fucking stupid people in the US love to watch t.v, eat at mc donalds, become addicted to shitty music designed to act like a drug to your brain, and worst of all, give up our freedoms one at a time... patriot act!!!!!

  • @slashes1122 Don't forget Sopa! :)

  • @ojideagu Yeah but. . .that was back then. Think about it.

  • @ojideagu

    LOL I don't think you get the difference between Hooligans and US street gangs.

    Hooligans are guys that like to beat the shit out of each other.

    US street gangs are criminal enterprises.

    A good point one year after the LA riots which Bill is speaking about. A Gang here in Texas caught 2 teen girls Pena & Ertman. They raped them and then strangled them to death one of the guys stood on their necks to make sure they were dead.

  • @ojideagu no the comedian wasn't being serious.

  • @ojideagu Are you really comparing crime in countries, like you want to be them most crime ridden country? IT'S JUST A JOKE!

  • @AroundTheWaymon No, but this image if England is very annoying, even if it's a joke. Even family guy uses the same joke about England. But I like family guy so I don't mind!

  • @ojideagu It's just a joke, bloke! Lighten up, if you like one, accept the other, as they are the same!

  • @ojideagu oh you're so quaint! i'm sure your knights occasionally spin the lazy-susan on the round table the wrong way! your cops don't have guns!

  • @BlueBlueFeelin Very funny! Although try landing in Heathrow Airport in England, and I think you'll be greeted by Police with very powerful assault rifles walking through the terminals. Also S.W.A.T teams have rifles and snipers.

  • @ojideagu Americans also tend to Forget Britain has suffered with terrorism from the IRA for many years i bet he eating his hat now with London and other cities currently burning because of these (Hooligans)

  • @Hypocricy01 Ha well he's actually dead. But yeh if he was alive I'm sure he would change his mind after this week.

  • @jakegamesnake ok your a dumbass.. Family guy isint cheap fart jokes? wtf are you thinking, Family guy is inventive and smart about their jokes, sure they throw in a few fart jokes but those are just for dumbasses like you to laugh at, since you dont understand the more adult jokes... so go back to watching the simpsons

  • @Scraight

    You really have to use your imagination when you put these two together. It's like trying to mix oil and water. Bill Hicks took shits larger than Seth Macfarlane

  • this video ends at 4:20

  • @jakegamesnake The first two words you wrote explains the rest of your hortless ramblings...your english...Family Guy Rules. English=stuffy prickshits

  • @SuperOldfart1 and your just another stupid american whos cranky becuase hes married to his cousin, or did your mum smoke while you were in her womb as well?

  • @microspark You must be another sissy english bitch,whose country was saved by the americans.Go give everything to you Queen microprick.

  • @SuperOldfart1 ummm enlighten me as to how England was saved by the Americans??? fyi i am not the person you were previously argueing with :)

  • @P3AC3OUT1995 Argueing?I was mearly set'n some nigga's straight...as far as you not being that person who was in dire need of being schooled...my bad.

  • @SuperOldfart1 so basically you hav no answer for my question xD nice...

  • @P3AC3OUT1995 If it wernt for the americans getting involved in ww1 and ww2, the Gewrmanns would have owned your sissy asses....bitch

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  • you silly silly son of a bitch @SuperOldfart1 

  • @claireshrew judge if you may, watch what you say...Superoldfart will have his day....Blow me

  • awww what a cute lil poem @SuperOldfart1

  • @claireshrew Why thank you, it was very heartfelt...poopstain.

  • he he  poopstain, imaginative @SuperOldfart1

  • @SuperOldfart1 lol blah blah blah american propeganda :) america did nothing but war profiteer, selling guns to both sides... nice :) of corse they forgot to mention that little detail...

  • @P3AC3OUT1995 supply and demand, your whore queen bought'm didnt she?... i'lltake that as a yes

  • @SuperOldfart1 lol im not english born so i couldnt giv a shit how you refer to the queen xD i call your presidents retarded so good luck insulting... and lol, "i'll take that as a yes" ... what is "that" ... you make yourself look like a retard taking like you are talking to someone in real life face to face, when you are actually typing, and yea england bought some, so did germany, and america also provided the systems to keep track of jews in consentration camps in line for exicution :) nice.

  • @P3AC3OUT1995 Hasnt been a good president in the states for a number of years, so insult away bitch.I guess if I sound retarded "taking" as you put it, your words look retarded for not being able to spell...cumbreath.As far as your statement about those unfortunate jewish people who were murdered, I believe that to be mearly speculation...douchebag

  • @SuperOldfart1 lol GWB and Obama??? good presidents xD wow nice one... and no ... no speculation :3 there are old black and whites of u.s bank and government representatives entering concentration camps under nazi guard to do business, and there are even old punch prison punch cards provided by American banks, even with their logo on them xD at some old ww2 history exhibits :P and lol... sowwie for the spelling, im not English born, only been speaking engish for part of my life ^-^

  • @P3AC3OUT1995 Get with the program sock puppet, I said the U.S. HASNT had a good president in years...Obama's dum enough to be your daddy, and G.W.? give me a fuckin break. As far as Whites...Blacks.. concentration bla,bla,bla...right now If I could make a dollar have'n You gassed I'd consider that a bargin.CHUMP

  • @SuperOldfart1 lol so maybe you should fucking get a clue and fix your own country before you go on record saying it is the best and criticize other countries then huh? ... tard -___- i'm gettin bored of you... you didn't even put up an argument as to the subject on concentration camps caus you don't hav one ^-^ ... pathetic little fucker :P

  • @P3AC3OUT1995 Eat shit and die bitch

  • @SuperOldfart1 still dont hav any intelligent argument so you resort to profanity... you fail at life >.<

  • you do realise your founding fathers were a mix of english, irish, and the rest of europe, lol so when you say anything against the english, then your against yourself, get a history lesson please, your embrassing yourself. @SuperOldfart1

  • @claireshrew Ummm...about the history lesson...My founding fathers weathered consecutive winters with little support to win a war against their oppressive royal asschumps known as great britain.A bunch that to this day swindle pounds from the pulpers fund to pay the freakin heat bill in their mansions.Thats the bullshit that runs a nation in the ground...dummy

  • @SuperOldfart1 You talking about our queen??? The queen who owns 1/3 of Earths land??? kay...

  • @P3AC3OUT1995 yes, but like most english your to damn dum to no any of that shit...now go be your queens bitch

  • @SuperOldfart1 Im actually legally a freeman, with world citizneship, a world passport and globe id and am not obligated to pay any tax's or such to her so i am in no way the queens "bitch" go be a good little slave for your dumb ass presidents, as for the first line of your comment that did not make sense at all... and by the way your profanity is just proof of your lack of intelligence and intelligent arguments :)

  • @P3AC3OUT1995 you are a bullshitter, and you have nothing whore...and your fucking queen owns nothing

  • @SuperOldfart1 Keep telling yourself that ^-^ I invite you to search up world citizenship, legally not paying taxes and the fact that the Queen privately owns abut 1/3 of the Earths inhabitable surface :) You still are not proving me wrong in the fact that you have incredibly low intellect... And have no reasonable or factual argument to back you up ^-^ so enjoy your little illusions my widdle retard ^_^

  • @P3AC3OUT1995 i pride myself in having a low intellect bitch

  • @SuperOldfart1 A retard proud to be a retard? Wow that's a first... I hope you atleast know what Intellect means...

  • @P3AC3OUT1995 9th grade education bitch, didnt say anything about being retarded you bloated fuck stick...all you self proclaimed intellects are the same. And for no more education than i have, I've got everything i'll ever need.Stick your Queen, and your world citizenship up your ass, fuckstain

  • @SuperOldfart1 lol XD 9th grade? I have been trying to have an intelligent conversation with a 9th grader... no wonder all that you post is bullshit xD awww poor widdle boy

  • @P3AC3OUT1995 You couldnt hold an intelligent conversation with a paid whore

  • @SuperOldfart1 Yaha, because a paid whore wouldn't be able to comprehend what I am saying... Just as you can not my widdle retard ^-^

  • @P3AC3OUT1995 Your mouth would be such a great place for my cock, you've swallowed man juice before havent you P3.Sure you where aprehencive at first but you'd been daydreaming about a sack of balls resting against your chin...yes I thought so....

  • @SuperOldfart1 You come up with lame ass insults kid ^-^ I know it is just a desperate attempt to cover your own inability to defend your opinions but this is getting really sad :( kinda feel sorry for you... well I would if you weren't such a dumb fuck atleast...

  • @P3AC3OUT1995 the only thing desperate here is your inability to keep objects out of your ass...but then ...hey its your right to be a gay assfuk.but keep up the fight...you'll have your battle with aids

  • @SuperOldfart1 Your words would mean so much more if I did not in-vision you as a spot covered little fat kid wedged in his computer chair... ah well ^_^ keep up the widdle insults :) They make me giggle every time ^-^

  • @P3AC3OUT1995 giggle like when your dildo is shoved to far up your ass?

  • @SuperOldfart1 That didn't make any sense? O.o Well maybe it did in your fucked up single brain cell...

  • @P3AC3OUT1995 Your the pimp daddy of bitches

  • @SuperOldfart1 And that was not an insult at all xD thanks ^-^

  • @P3AC3OUT1995 Why thankyou mate, anytime

  • @SuperOldfart1 hehe ^_^

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  • This video is an insult to Bill hicks. Shame on you. Go watch some more Family Guy, American gladiators, go fuck yourself and stop posting this shit on youtube.

  • I wish England was like this now :(

  • Bill Hicks should've ran for president.Seriously.That man would've straightened everything out smoothly.I seriously believe he would have! I'd give anything to hear his opinion on anything today! Bill could tell ppl what would be happening 20 yrs. from now & be totally right about it.Bill hit the nail on the head every time he opened his mouth & spoke.ppl with his insight just arent born everyday.We were blessed to be able to hear from him at all.God works in mysterious ways ppl.Bill was a Gift.

  • @SmokinMo11 I really doubt that Bill would´ve wanted to run for president. He was distrustful of the whole system, saw the president as a puppet for corporate interests. You can´t fix stuff in a corrupt system. But true, people with his insight are not born every day, or every decade for that matter. It would´ve been amazing to have him in today´s world.

  • Try reading the headlines up north, I usually get all patriotic needlessly annoyed when someone pokes fun at ye olde England, but I did like this...

  • what balls to do that in england

  • @jakegamesnake you censoring yourself on the internet is a fucking insult to bill hicks what the fuck is wrong with you?

  • 223 Hooligans don't like this video.

    But 1,620 Bloods beg to differ!

  • @jakegamesnake try paying attention next time you watch Family Guy, you'll notice tons of similarities.

  • play the damn live Hicks routine, not Family Guy. Retard!!

  • what is the end song?

  • im enlgish and i reckon this is funny.. coz in reality a veteran football hooligan or a 16 year old american kid in a blood top who needs guns.. whos gonna win? coz i wudnt put money on the 16 year old smack rat lol.. there i high crime rate in america coz everythins illigal lol its illigal to cross the road ffs lol an the drinkni age is 21 wtf id kill meself.. 21 tuttut

  • @theyardieman well said

  • 21? lol neither respected nor followed law.

  • @theyardieman i take it literacy is illegal in england.

  • @misterbizzones Says the man who's a single full stop ahead of those he criticizes. I WANT TO SEE CAPITAL LETTERS, FUCKER!

  • @anguspie there's a marked difference between laziness and idiocy. i'll be damned if i have the energy to tell you what it is, though.

  • @misterbizzones Idiocy is in the content, laziness in the delivery.

  • @anguspie yeah, that's it. was on the tip of my tongue.

  • @misterbizzones please dont tell me your a yank lol with all your ghetto nigger talk ""homeboy"

  • @theyardieman you got it chief.

  • @misterbizzones then well done to you for copyin r language u chose the best 1 oh yeh and litreracy is dead in england coz the kids who did use it got bullyed in school the rest of us have better things to do then learn the queens english (especially seein as know one likes the royal family)

  • @theyardieman what in the holy fuck are you talking about? hooked on phonics can work for you, son.

  • im pretty sure the music at the end is the start to one of bill hicks songs , if anyones interested.

    pale mother fucker..lol

  • im pretty sure the music at the end is the start to one of bill hicks songs , if anyones interested

  • bill hicks is a good argument for cloning, the world needs someone like this right now.

  • @kirkleeslater Right on brother...My sentiments exactly.

  • @kirkleeslater Absolutely mate, great call. :)

  • @beatlific thanks. decided to get a bill hicks tatto. onmy face lol. nah but really i am.

  • @kirkleeslater doug stanhope

  • @kirkleeslater just someone? the world needs to consist entirely of just good looking male and female Bill Hicks's !... Now that would be a brilliant world to live in, i would sign up for the conversion right now :D ... RIP Bill your memory , teachings and great spirit will live on forever to help and enlighten people : )

  • @jakegamesnake

    I totally agree with you, I hate family guy. I've never given any of Seth Mcfarlanes other projects attention until just this year...

    AMERICAN DAD! It's pretty awesome--and that's from someone who hates family guy.... and loves Bill Hicks.

  • I'd like to put bloods against specnaz. I bet on specnaz. Great joke... Go hooligans :)

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  • I miss Bill Hicks :[

  • what an incentive for the crimanals of england!!

  • we dont have guns here.....so yea the bloods would have a pretty good advantage lol, this guys funny

  • Hmm.. Come to the united kingdom and go to the top firms and start talking shit?

  • theres more stab victims in the west coat of scotland by population than new york

  • @macs19772002 Yeah, but that's just at the family reunions, so it doesn't really count.

  • Your comments are so ifunny. You argue about the same thing. I think Bills point is that crime is relevant to the country and all crime is a joke. Get over yourselves everyone and enjoy the joke..... I'm English and this is hysterical.... so are the comments.... get over ya selves people. Oh and yes, hooligans is an English word and so is ruffians, and scallywag, we speak English not American. I agree we are a nation of fists and knives, you of guns.

    Love you Bill. RIP

  • Good Joke

  • "you corner me I might become a scallywag...!" LOL

  • teh hooliganz r loose,the hooliganz r loose

  • what's with the Family Guy?

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  • hooligan, ruffian!? speak English!

  • The problem with hooligans are that they're overweight, undersexed middle-aged white guys who attack people over soccer and occasionally race. At least gangsters have some logical motive (like the drug trade) and are usually young, fit, and I'd imagine pretty organized.