I Hate Everyone

[tvdinnerforzombies]

Just made my day

[jehovahuponyou]

"SURROUNDED BY SUCH FUCKING RETARDS."

"FUCKING RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!"

HEY, I LOVE THIS SONG!

ROFL!

[walkingeagle069]

Hey Mandy.... what's up Love ?..... MAN, I LAUGHED ! thank you so much for Releasing 10.000 pounds of Family Holiday "i'm Gonna Kill Someone" CRAP off my shoulders...... (OH BROTHER) i have been a fan since i first saw "i love the gays" and i have a link to "1940's phone sex line"... that i even sent to my parents ! .... i'm not sure how that went over ??? but, right now all my brothers (so butch) are at my house till Christmas... with their KIDS...i love them, I DO ! .... LOL THANKS MANDY !

[echurchhhh]

Every flippin Thanksgiving everyone is a butthole, so I typed this song in. Thank the lord for it!

[Pinksoiftball322]

my theme song.

[JBsucks78]

This is rubbish lol

[paspas77777]

Brilliant. You can fuck me in the face and show me your hate any time hon.

[lizzchoate]

I dare you to try to top this song...it is so awesome!!! It is my theme song most days!!! I love you!!! I love your mind!! Thank you for writing and singing this perfect and hilarious song!!!!

[Habbitwilldevil]

I HATE EVERONE TO THATS HOW I HATE THE WORLD

[serathi76]

My uncle's in this video. He's the one in front of the tree Mandy is sitting in towards the end. She pats his head. I like this song. I laughed when my uncle showed it to me.

[ChoChang97]

I typed in the search box "What I hate about everyone." cause you know I was in such a great mood of course hoping to find a relatible video that would make me feel a bit better. I found this and clicked on it, when it started off with the music I was already annoyed with this song not even 5 seconds into it. Everything was making menmad. I ended up enduring it alittle more even and I ended up not hating it. So thanks, nice vid. Smile you guys, I love you. <3

[Jeremyam1985]

Lol great song Mandy

[rosie56555]

i am having the worst day EVER so i hate everyone including YOU

[imgordonfreeman]

somehow im very turned on by her attire hmmm...

[yourallbrainwashed]

guess what?

I FUCKING HATE EVERYONE TOO!

SO GO FUCK YOURSELVES IN THE FACE!

wait, i dont hate the late george carlin though.

god i really miss him! i never peronally met him , but i loved everying he stood for.

[joyrider137]

Fucking Great Song

[wholeassedproduction]

Christ! Do I know what she's talking about! I feel her pain.

[sabinadewfield]

Can I point out that Democracy comes from the Greek dêmos kratos (power to the people) because it's umm...from Ancient Greece? You didn't have 'proper' democracy- ie everyone cam vote- before UK. We got it in 1295- technically I guess you did too seeing as your family was here or in Europe then. And USA recognised African Americans as people at the same time as they recognised corporations: 1870- let me say the corporations got more out of it than the men (of course not women yet) did.

However

[MacBrydeJ]

So Much Love For This Song!

[darnell7244]

Great video! I know her...her name is Kat! lol She is a troll everywhere!

[dangermausChicago]

She's like Sarah Silvernan's evil twin - making her the good one. I love the bride's maid. Fuck all you retards!

[bunnyheartsmile]

I hate EVERYONE god damn well everyone I

Know

[Nabou1]

Don't think you'd have trouble finding someone to...@£$% behind, you're gorgeous.

[jeanneadele]

lol

[natespawn]

lol, if my life had a theme song this wud be it, or yea and fuk u all

[teamjacobteamedward2]

that ia so my type of song i truley do hate evryone including you the one whose reading this!!!!!!

[vJpRIzM]

I agree, Fuck you too

[joeshinkle]

Awesome song!!

[KrajjanKxmar]

Wow. That was kind of like the American Revolution. I kick your ass up between your ears and you throw a lame insult over your shoulder as you run away in tears. Gotta love how shit comes full circle.

[KrajjanKxmar]

You are, unfortunately, correct. There's a Rule somewhere that says "If you argue with idiots, it means they win". Damn it all.

[KrajjanKxmar]

Oh... I dunno. We tend to kick ass in war, shooting things, getting Democracy right before any of you other "geniuses", inventing (cars, computers, airplanes, penicillin, electricity, telephones, etc), and just generally being awesome. Don't like us? Give us back the aforementioned inventions and we'll be on our merry way. Much love from America.

[VivNick08]

Penicillin was discovered by Alexander Fleming. He was Scottish.

I'm sure there are several great things to have come out of America, but you have cleverly listed some inventions of which the inventor is highly disputed, one of which (penicillin) is officially credited to the aforementioned Scot.

[TheRandomamp]

@KrajjanKxmar Team America for the win! :D

[adellethegreat]

Sweetest hatred I've seen in a while! That may possibly be the coolest last words ever in a song.

[JacobPlusDaniel]

This video is pure brilliance.

You deserve fame.

[smellytrampsfeet]

fucking americans are like a smart arse child who forgets at the end of the day they are british but fuck the british too i hate you all stupid cunts

[lazerlemons]

Why've you got a problem with America? There's nothing wrong with... most... of us.

[CapainSherlock]

Ha ha you actually took my profile seriously? Nice job, you're clearly a clever person.

[CapainSherlock]

Or "every" for that matter.

[CapainSherlock]

Says the man who can't spell "you" or "everyone" or capitalize "Americans".

[SomeCreepYouDontKnow]

=D oh man was that fun, I just knew I could get a pissed off reply from you.

And by the way I would never say that against the British or any country for that matter, because unlike you I don't generalize people based on their nationality.

I honestly do hope you have a good day, because you just made mine.

[SomeCreepYouDontKnow]

yeah....so if I say fuck everyone especially the British, that would be ok right? Just checking.

[Johnny1969]

Perfect! Sums up my disposition.

[kellyezebra]

pronouncing "tousled" correctly=teh sexy

[loull287]

i hate families on bikes.

[loull287]

nah i don't really.

[thedrunknextdoor]

I fucking love this song. lol know how it is deployment sucks with no sex. this really is such a true song lol i love it

[jackreed1917]

i think i am in love

[HomoDefiantz]

Hilarious and catchy! "Fuck you in the face." LOL

[RoxyGirlFlowers]

soooooooooooooo fuckin true....

[americangirl10143]

funny

[Trifonsdude]

LOL good job

[husamjordan1990]

haha obviously everyone watching this hates everyone...

[rockstar32296]

i don't.

i just like how it looks happy then its like evil.

lawls.

[pjhenry5]

thank you thank you thank you

This song is GREAT!!! Love the video too!

[bundangbear]

jajajajajjajaja

[naughtypuppetshow]

This is definitely the rosiest hate song ive heard. Its sooo pretty! :-)

[sugarisgood]

Mandy Steckelberg is fucking awesome.

[neptunian2]

Fantastic! I will be humming this forever.

<3 your stuff Mandy!

[jojabe]

There are so many things about this video that are genius! The little kids dancing... The convict running away... The nun...

[himynameislane]

Mandy I love you your videos are so funny especially this one The music is so happy but the lyrics aren't and i love it.

[AgentKitka]

THIS SONG IS A WORK OF HIGH ART. I want it to be the NJ State Song. I want Slayer to record a cover of this song. Fuck you all in the face. Love, Kitka.

[bringmirbier]

Mandy !

The last Reichshauptstadt Flensbu

rg loves your Vid.

Best of German U Boots are one the way to get your German Mouth back to German , Kiel ,

In Flensburg or Eckenförde. No body fucks your face , like Charlotte Roche .

Best wishes ,god dreams ,and real Nepumucks

Uniküm

[lelandmalinski]

good job.. i like the tone.. good shit.. my favorite line is all the pep talks can't fuck me from behind.. peace..

check out my shit.. if you have a chance..

[gordonlysle]

wow! That's awesome!

[animatedsparkles3000]

Great song... i watched it once, and sang it outloud all day!,lol, that was so funni!

[heartbent]

People need to stop sleeping on this video! It is fantastic

[jsheas53]

absolutely wonderful. :]

[justwatching777]

bahaha I hate this song! 5 stars :)

[moe4ya1]

Girl you rock my world. great song.

[jamiechura]

Amazing. So flippin' funny. Thanks for sharing! You're awesome!  :)

[jpsdo]

It's what pippi longstocking was really trying to say!

FYITF! see you at Kerrville sometime!

Doc Cactus

[mikeschmid]

I may never stop smiling.

[bvllets]

Fuck you in the face...

That's like a 7 foot trout. You keep it.

[jcourtmanche]

P.S. Send it to Howard Stern. or Prairie Home Companion.

[jcourtmanche]

I can't get this fucking song out of my head.

[olnoseven]

"You talking to me?"

Of course, you are and it's awesome. I love it. Fuck you in the face, too. Kisses.

[SmellsLikeARose]

Fuck you in the face, I absolutely loved it! Thanks "Nancy"

[prsnlzd]

I wanna a T-Shirt with a silhouette of you in mid-birdflipping dance pose with "I'm A Fucking Retard!" written underneath.

[anarchy3E]

women cant be funny, ever!

[Francescanj]

A joy, as always Mandy. So inspiring. Makes me want to go out and hate everyone I see! (Wait, I do.)

[DeeplyFunky]

The lyrical genius of David Bowie, the body of J-Lo, the face of Heidi Klum, the vocal stylings of Jeff Buckley, and the comedic timing of my ass. Just kidding . . . unless you consider that my ass has incredible timing with its own particular brand of punch lines.

[pleaseunme]

After a couple of cold ones and rolled ones, I told the owner of my company "Fuck You In The Face", then started singing this song and doing the dance moves. it was only when I finished the song I realized I was looking in the mirror. Thanks Mandy, I almost fired myself,now that would have truly made me the "homeless man".

[cconroy1959]

Mandy Steckelberg is such a fuckin' bitch she deserves all the fuckin' success in the fuckin' world. Fuck...

[vicjones]

you're awesome.... and I hate you, too, you fuckin' retard!!

[jencarta]

Love it!!!!!

[robnagle]

once again, a thing of joy.

[latchkeykids1994]

LOVE this song! Kenny

[Flairmarq]

Holy crap Mandy - you have a hit here. Although you need a little bit of that Orbitz gum. Keep it up and ftw. - Vegas

[NearaRussell]

haha, well done Mandy! Love the dress.

[JakeWaldenMusic]

Brilliant...this made me laugh out loud....oh wait, I just laughed harder...thanks!!!! Jake

[smackthatcat]

Hilarious!! This chick is fuhnny.

[hlb323]

um. I can't get this song out of my head. this is dangerous. I almost told my boss FUCK YOU IN THE FACE...and he is SO nice. Dangerous.

[stfunugget]

i wanna fuck that nun in the face

[jackhallowatt]

I'm all for face-fucking, and I'm all for retards, but I draw the line at fucking retards in the face. Also, I heard this same song at a McCain rally last week. You might have to sue him if you didn't agree to his use of your material like John Mellencamp.

[agleaner]

about time somebody called EVERYBODY out. love it

[BeevoNYC]

It made me feel good in a nice way down there.

[gabedoran]

This video was so good, it TOTALLY made me wanna fuck you in the face!!!

[nortonave1]

I love it....Mandy should have a show, she's as funny as Sarah Silverman.

[Francescanj]

Even funnier.

[jeffreynbrown]

love it