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[creegirl9]

why do my comments disappear?? damn

[wildbill1911A1]

the horror film, which may never be made, will need a trailer, which itself may never be made, but there will need to be promo video clips for the trailer, one of which I have submitted, for your consideration.

[slipperynoodle20]

I predict an Oscar. You can wrap it in a piece of carpet and have the classiest scratching post on the planet for the cats.

[Gimmeabreakman]

Both of you in one video!

[coolnima]

Dear Andrew, once again my friend, you have reached out with your kindness to coolnima and iIi Entertainment...and for this...I was to say a heartfelt thank you! I really appreciate the shout out and I still promise you that kindness will be repaid! Thanks again my friend!

[achigurh]

i don't understand why or what i do either.. =D

is that a LLBean Jacket?

looking forward to your film..2 words of advice if i may.... "lesbian vampires"

'nuff said

you and that cajun canadian should go on the road together lol

[drewnetwork]

I honestly don't know about the jacket. Hold on -- I'll go check.............

No.

As always, very best regards, old friend!

[creegirl9]

does topless mean decapitated?

[drewnetwork]

I'm not a doctor or anything, but I'm thinking there might be an issue with the whole screaming with no head thing. When I said topless I meant exposed breasts. BUT -- I'll forward your ideas on to the Creative Department. Perhaps we can make the movie about half-naked headless zombies?

[creegirl9]

headless zombies that can still scream! THAT'S GENIUS! That would totally freak people out.

I should have you make my midget movie... once I actually write it that is.

[TheRagingBeaverCo]

Unfortunately, that cannot be done. You see the head of the continuity department has clearly advised me that although dead, zombies stil do require a brain to maintain basic skills such as vomiting blood, lurching, and eating brain. Without this head, zombies clearly cease to be "living" dead and remain simply dead. This is the only possible way to actually destroy a zombie, by either shooting or removing the head.

[creegirl9]

these are super zombies.... you can't kill em...

[depointless]

one great update andrew

lol @ achigurh part

his vids are sublime, i dont get them, but i feel them, so theres no need to

[drewnetwork]

All my thanks, old friend!

You can't not love Senior VP AChigurh!

As always, very best regards!

[VirtuallyAddicted]

And lastly as I have way too much time on my hands this morning and fighting off the wife to actually do anything constructive on this fine, sunny day in South Korean Autumn day just let me say, "First!!!"

Now I will fade off into the sunset sulking as I have never been asked to do a collab video with either the DrewNetwork or the RBC.

Best Regards,

Formerly Prototype87,

Now and always have been,

VIrtuallyAddicted

[VirtuallyAddicted]

As for the channel design, which I also hate, there was a button which allowed you to revert back to your old channel design, but it seems to have disappeared. As always with YT we seem to be screwed without even so much as a "Thank you, was it good for you?"

On a final note before my comments disappear, let me say that I know of this zombie phenomena and thus I will also be producing a zombie movie in the near future called "Hot for Zombies" but due to its pornographic nature will not be on YT.

[VirtuallyAddicted]

Thanks for the awesome shoutout and I'm sure do to the immense media power of the DrewNetwork exactly no one will subscribe to my new channel. :P

Just kidding.

As for the RBC, we can make that problem go away, being that as the vice president of Asian operations I have many ninja contacts in Japan and the lesser none pinjas in South Korea. Not as successful as Ninja's as they only wear pink and tend to scream more.

[drewnetwork]

Regarding "media power," you're exactly right -- but you're not supposed to mention any of that.  Remember, as long as the stupid suckers are still buying our stock -- we've got our jobs! So, please, remember to cheer about the 10k+ subscribers you picked up from the DREWnetwork endorsement!

[VirtuallyAddicted]

Oh those subscribers. Of course, I can never thank the DrewNtwork for its support and multitude of people who flock to my channel as a result of being mentioned in one of the Networks videos.

Luckily the way comments are disappearing no one will ever know the real truth. Maybe its all a CIA conspiracy. Hmmm, video idea hatching.