This clip is not about being dumb, but about making a mistake - the country bumpkin tells the time like anybody else - using a clock - the moped rider only thinks he has some quaint country way of telling the time by lifting the donkey's balls, whereas in reality the balls are simply blocking his view. Hell, people, catch up, and get a sense of humour!
bullshit. im italian, and what? as said below, italian is the 4th most learned foreign language.
do you even learn languages from polony, russia, malta, or african? italy is awesome, as said above there are smart people and dumb people all over the world.
and italy isn't supposed to be only "dumb".
so fuk off, we all love italy, if you don't; don't speak, take shit for yourself, and go in peace.
Excuse me, mister. Can you tell me what time it is, please? It's 5:35 Are you sure? It's 5:36 now Thank you! You're welcome! See you! The donkey ate quite a bit, didn't it? Eh, didn't it? Listen, can you tell me what time is now? Again? 7:15 Wow but it's exactly 7:15! Umbelievable! Excuse me, but how do you do to read the time in the donkey's balls? No, I raise them! Under there's the belfry, do you see? See? 7:15
ok.the scooter man ask the peasant for the time and he answer apparently only touching the cow's balls,,so the s.man set his clock and go away..then he come back and ask once again for the time..the peasant do the same thing..so the s.man ask him how it's possible and the peasant shows him that behind the balls there is a tower clock
Of course you will be able to!! but generally people use particular idioms or dialect forms that change in every part of Italy. So sure you'll be understood by everyone!!
I speak English but I don't know the London dialect, but I get understood by everyone so do not worry!
@Totilailpadano Are you stupid? English is not a language? We have almost 3 times the number of words as italian. Sure many words are based on latin but Italian and latin is based on greek which is based on indo european base language and sanskrit so your reasoningis as follish as your country. Stai zitto italiano di merda
@newjerseydev First, italian comes from latin but latind DOESN'T COME from Greek. I don't know who is the stupid that told you so. Second, and more important. There is no need to attack an entire country and all italians just because you found one of them who said something stupid. There are stupids and intelligent people everywhere. Don't be racist.
@PensieroCritico 20% of Latin words cam from ancient greek. per essempio INcubus in Greek significa mighmare. INcubo in italiano? There are hundreds of examples. I should know i just read a book on the etymology of latin, sanskrit and ancient greek. and u are right theres good and people everywhere. In my experience besides americans italians were the worst people ive ever met. You want nice people? go to sweden or ireland
@fingo92 newjersaydev è un poveraccio fingo, è un italocanadese (sedicente) con enormi problemi di autostima.....ho avuto modo di parlarci già in passato, è un grande ignorante che sciorina finte nozioni...purtroppo ci sono persone che quelle cose le sanno veramente, hai visto come diventa aggressivo quando lo contraddici? Non sa niente è un povero coglione rinnegato......
@Tavros85 Idiot italian.Incubus isnt from greek?really?"according to greek legend, the incubus and the succubus were fallen angels.The incubus was an angel who fell from grace because of his insatiable lust for women. As a demon, the incubus continued with his carnal desires, preying upon vulnerable women, raping them in their SLEEP or provoking in them sexual desires that only the incubus could satisfy.italian incub- origin.U INSULT ME YET U CANT DO BASIC RESEARCH?TYPICAL ITALIAN IDIOT GO AWAY
@newjerseydev Ok you know mythology, but you don't know a single thing of ancient greek language ( we learn it at high schools). The word "incubus" is genuinely latin, the greek word is typhus or efialthes...in the myth you talk about is typhus actually.
I don't see any analogy between incubus and typhus or efialthes....can you since you are so intelligent?!
@Tavros85 and lastly and lets end this here.u can make fun of english but regardless of what u say or think ITS THE WORLDS LANGUAGE NOW. U speak english (badly) as its the worlds language. The Russians learn english and use it internationally as do the chinese, india etc.No one gives a shit about italian as like latin its useless outside italy. IN the US they learn french and spanish as a 2nd lang.in the UK French & german. no one gives a shit about fag italy and italian. now please fuck urslf
@newjerseydev lol....english is one of the poorest language in words (most of them are mostly plagiarisms, while italian is widely recognised for being redundant for the great amount of words, same as french, greek. Italian grammar and english grammar just don't compare.
@Tavros85 Typical dumb italian. Italian is a simpistic root language with 1/2 the words of the english language which takes from latin, greek, scaninavian lang, german etc. Italian is direclty based ona base root language latin which actually comes from ancient sanskrit(india) and greek. idiot arrogant and stupid, typical italian traits...by the way english has twice the words of italian, and this is an english speaking site. remember that when youre here
@Tavros85 look it up idiot. english has MORE than twice the number of words as it evolved from latin, norse, germanic lang etc. and even backwards ass italians are borrowing loads of words-shampoo (hindi) verranda (hindi portugese), bungalo, weekend. Ive been to italy and u borrow the music everything.Rock, hip hop, jazz, country all of it. oh yeah u have opera and neopolitan. italy is dead country with nothing happneing . nice old buildings but youve done shit all for 4oo years. please stop
@newjerseydev You have big problems my dear, you keep on attacking me personally on things you don't know....if It was on math I'd shut up, but you probably don't know one tenth of what I do in linguistics.....( and probably many other topics) you know what, ppl usually stay quiet and listen when there are people who know more. so do it please....
@newjerseydev english is like african languages, since it is poor itself it needs to steal from other languages. The pooreness of english is also well shown by its rather simple grammar.
@Tavros85@Tavros85 First off your english is beyond shit. Fa schifo mi capisci? Parli inglese come un nero di merda o un mongoloide.english is rich precisely bc it has borrowed frm latin,greek,norse,germanic langs,hindi etc.fool. &italian is not a base language-it is based on latin, which is based on the indo eruopean root languages - sanskrit etc. u dont have a fucking clue. and now please go away. u are on an english speaking site. go on guineatube. com or blackbloodedwop. com. ciao
@newjerseydev Not to repeat me but you should ask the cambridge commission that has evaluated me when I got my Proficiency Certificate...or maybe you should ask the TOEFL commission that has evaluated me last year....well actually english is not based on latin it's an anglo saxon language with many words from latin that's all....
@newjerseydev You seem to have a bit auto-esteem problem my dear, since you insist on saying that my english is so bad while many commissions and all my american friends have said the opposite. Anyways at least I do speak a foreign language ( actually 5 but that's another story )
The rider ask to the farmer the time, and appearently he knows it by touching the donkey balls. The rider can't belive that, so, when he comes back, asks to the farmer how can be possible to tell the time just by touching the donkey balls. Then, you can see answer.
then in practice the story is this: apply to Mister mister b mr.AChe time is it? mr.b are 17.35.Mra to adjust the clock wrong and go.Poi returned by mr ae says: What time is it? are the 7:15 mr.a Right.But tells you is how do you know the time by lifting the ball cow? mrbNo.I stand balls cow down there and see that there is the bell tower with a clock .Excuse me for my english of shit.
i think that some words cant be translated from italian to english,english grammar is smaller than italian grammar,so it's hard to render a few italian turn of phrases because you havent many words
@ascione99 Actually no, if you count the full vocabulary of English it Is a giant over other languages, over 600,000 words counting everything under the english language. Many of those are latin science based words so are not used but for comparision German has 300,000 and Italian around 240,000
@ascione99 Wrong. According to the Oxford Dictionary, English has about 250,000 words, excluding inflections, regional or technical vocabulary and obsolete words. If all were to be put together, the figure would easily reach 500,000 and beyond. This is merely theorethical, though, because in spoken English the number of words actually used is dramatically less. The Oxford Dictionary contains full entries for more than 170,000 words in current use, while the Dizionario Treccani about 120,000.
@ascione99 Youre wrong. there are 1.4 more words in english than in italian. English has words that are not only of latin injury but nordic, germanic etc.We both use some hindi based word-shampoo, veranda etc
@ascione99 of course, and this is just because the english language is spoken in so many countries. However, I guarantee you that an english speaking person, does not use a wider range of words than an italian. I lived in Australia, I met many americans, and I live in England at moment. I know what I am talking about.
do you want a reply from a brit or those who speak english in general? i saw a guy put his hand on a nutsack w/o any translation of speech. you'll have to pardon us "englishmen", since not all of us understand italian but i say to you,... that would be like an italian watching a video spoken in english w/o translation. i wouldn't even expect him to get it.
what is the purpose of being so negative ? I am an Australian, english speaker, living in Italy and learning Italian. I love the Italian people, There are stupid people any where you go in the world and there are smart people in all the world also. Your comment actually shows how immature your mind is.
I'll be quite pedantic here. Just sorry. The video shows two scenes, supossedly roughly two hours apart the same day. But the shadows cast of the trees and the bike, are the same in the two scenes. That`s a little mistake. Anyway, is a very good joke, good acting, good scenario, super hilarious vid. Five stars. Grazia!!. Again, sorry for my vanity.
@ryjrjfggbnnfg: -excuse me sir, can you tell me what time is it? -5:35 -are you sure? -36.. -thank you -you're welcome [...] -have you eat the mule? -no.. -and now you can tell me what time is it? -again...7:15 -there are really 7:15! unbelievable! But how can you do this...you see the time touching mule's balls? -actually i push them up, back there is the tower, yuo see? 7:15
Grazie molto io stesso Am planning to tradurre questo anche in Italiano ma adesso non avesso il tempo sufficiente. I promiss I will do so magari domani... Il chi mi conosce io gia deve sapere che ho fatto molto traducione in Youtube comunque....
Plz don't use that stupid translator online, it doesn't work, it translate 30% in the wrong way n 70% still in italian, it's good only to confuse u with italian language
@ryjrjfggbnnfg: -excuse me sir, can you tell me what time is it? -5:35 -are you sure? -36.. -thank you -you're welcome [...] -have you eat the mule? -no.. -and now you can tell me what time is it? -again...7:15 -there are really 7:15! unbelievable! But how can you do this...you can see what time is it touching mule's balls? -actually i push them up, back there is the tower, yuo see? 7:15
whats wrong with Italians? I love em! What intelligent North American doesn't?
The Americans may have dominated the last 8 years (save one for the Fat duck in England) in the World's Top restaurants, but it was the Italians that helped give them the passion.
and the of course credit has to be given to the French for the method. All American culinary schools are based on the French method.
SORRY FOR MY ENGLISH I TRY TO MAKE MY BEST TRANSLATION! EXCUSES MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IS IT? 25 to 6 REALLY? 24! THANK YOU your welcome...see you later THE MULE HAS EATEN? no YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? again? 15 past 7 UNBELIVEBLE...15 PAST 7!HOW DO YOU SEE TIME FROM MULE'S NUTS? no...i move up...you see under? there's a bell tower...15 past 7!
the thing is about a dude who need to know the time he asks a man wid a cow and he touches the cow then the italian dude asks how the cow knows the time then the other dude says tht thres a clock behind just gotta lift up cow thing to c it
Roma Caput Mundi, ieri, oggi e domani.
swolezerow18 1 month ago
molto hilarious,,,!
guccifx1 2 months ago
Italia capitale del mondo civile, america capitale di grassoni ignoranti che sparano dalle loro auto assurde
frigidusi 9 months ago 2
This clip is not about being dumb, but about making a mistake - the country bumpkin tells the time like anybody else - using a clock - the moped rider only thinks he has some quaint country way of telling the time by lifting the donkey's balls, whereas in reality the balls are simply blocking his view. Hell, people, catch up, and get a sense of humour!
screenoutthelefties 9 months ago 2
FUCK OFF BITCHES, comment this funny video, not which language is more difficult.
MijackLover 10 months ago
bullshit. im italian, and what? as said below, italian is the 4th most learned foreign language.
do you even learn languages from polony, russia, malta, or african? italy is awesome, as said above there are smart people and dumb people all over the world.
and italy isn't supposed to be only "dumb".
so fuk off, we all love italy, if you don't; don't speak, take shit for yourself, and go in peace.
pivotiano 1 year ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
MijackLover 1 year ago
What an Extremely old joke - Funny to see it on video though..
xtraflo 1 year ago
It's from a film. :) Forgot its name, but this scene there is really funny. Italians have a great sense of humor! ^___^ I love Italians!
evesnowflake 1 year ago 2
grande Gigi!!!
micdivito 1 year ago
hahahahahahahah
EndriDurresCity 1 year ago
hahahahha
EndriDurresCity 1 year ago
ROFL, italian humour. Genious.
MrMellingen 1 year ago 2
jjblue10 1 year ago 11
Italian is super easy to learn but its SO hard understand them when you go there lol. Just takes practice for your listening skills
sweetchels36 1 year ago
lol
juthawong 1 year ago
Italian is not as hard as say... Russian but it is a very nice and fun language to learn and I´m definitely sticking with it :D
AkaoKiyotsu 1 year ago
Shut up Italian is rlly hard to learn
italianangel12345678 1 year ago
lol
spudgun2006 1 year ago
razzista cagna
bladelivingston 1 year ago
@bladelivingston Cagna razzista ;)
MissKittin90 1 year ago
so funny nice vid:)
syahir1996 2 years ago
lol
HELLBOY8666 2 years ago
ok.the scooter man ask the peasant for the time and he answer apparently only touching the cow's balls,,so the s.man set his clock and go away..then he come back and ask once again for the time..the peasant do the same thing..so the s.man ask him how it's possible and the peasant shows him that behind the balls there is a tower clock
ondasuondaable 2 years ago 2
hahahahaha troppo bello non me lo ricordavo sto film!! hahahahah
MsCazzabubbola 2 years ago
hahahahhahahahahhaha so funny
josa50 2 years ago
fuck! i'm learning italian for over 2 monht's and i don't understand a shit! :<:<:<:<
87Freelancer 2 years ago
because they speak in dialect
MrLuxferre 2 years ago
maybe cos they're using idioms and dialect.
neonenour89 2 years ago
sooo? when i'm gonna learn "standard",i'll be not able to communicate with people...let's say in sicily?
87Freelancer 2 years ago
Of course you will be able to!! but generally people use particular idioms or dialect forms that change in every part of Italy. So sure you'll be understood by everyone!!
I speak English but I don't know the London dialect, but I get understood by everyone so do not worry!
neonenour89 2 years ago
There is no dialect in London. There are accents.
Eamonn20a 2 years ago
don't worry: even we italians can't understand people from sicily when they use their dialect ;-)
sometimes english is very difficult too: for example I understand pretty much of american accent. but when I listen to an aussie...oh my god!
MourinhoForPresident 2 years ago
thanks;) i'm making progress i think.BUT for Pole like myself,Italian is completley not-logic-language:D but i wont give up!:) CU
87Freelancer 2 years ago
Italian it's not illogic, it's just A LOT more complex than english. Don't give up!
Justletmewrite 1 year ago 5
@Justletmewrite english isn't a language but is a dialect!
Totilailpadano 1 year ago
@Totilailpadano No, English is quite definitely a language.
NotARusski 1 year ago
@Totilailpadano Are you stupid? English is not a language? We have almost 3 times the number of words as italian. Sure many words are based on latin but Italian and latin is based on greek which is based on indo european base language and sanskrit so your reasoningis as follish as your country. Stai zitto italiano di merda
newjerseydev 1 year ago
@newjerseydev First, italian comes from latin but latind DOESN'T COME from Greek. I don't know who is the stupid that told you so. Second, and more important. There is no need to attack an entire country and all italians just because you found one of them who said something stupid. There are stupids and intelligent people everywhere. Don't be racist.
PensieroCritico 1 year ago
@PensieroCritico 20% of Latin words cam from ancient greek. per essempio INcubus in Greek significa mighmare. INcubo in italiano? There are hundreds of examples. I should know i just read a book on the etymology of latin, sanskrit and ancient greek. and u are right theres good and people everywhere. In my experience besides americans italians were the worst people ive ever met. You want nice people? go to sweden or ireland
newjerseydev 1 year ago
@newjerseydev coglione!!!
fingo92 1 year ago
@fingo92 newjersaydev è un poveraccio fingo, è un italocanadese (sedicente) con enormi problemi di autostima.....ho avuto modo di parlarci già in passato, è un grande ignorante che sciorina finte nozioni...purtroppo ci sono persone che quelle cose le sanno veramente, hai visto come diventa aggressivo quando lo contraddici? Non sa niente è un povero coglione rinnegato......
Tavros85 1 year ago
@newjerseydev The word incubus has no greek roots....it comes directly from latin incubare, the greek word is tyfus or efialthes.
Please if you want to do the witty one do it on things you can manage....
Tavros85 1 year ago
@Tavros85 Idiot italian.Incubus isnt from greek?really?"according to greek legend, the incubus and the succubus were fallen angels.The incubus was an angel who fell from grace because of his insatiable lust for women. As a demon, the incubus continued with his carnal desires, preying upon vulnerable women, raping them in their SLEEP or provoking in them sexual desires that only the incubus could satisfy.italian incub- origin.U INSULT ME YET U CANT DO BASIC RESEARCH?TYPICAL ITALIAN IDIOT GO AWAY
newjerseydev 1 year ago
@newjerseydev Ok you know mythology, but you don't know a single thing of ancient greek language ( we learn it at high schools). The word "incubus" is genuinely latin, the greek word is typhus or efialthes...in the myth you talk about is typhus actually.
I don't see any analogy between incubus and typhus or efialthes....can you since you are so intelligent?!
Tavros85 1 year ago
@newjerseydev not to repeat me but if you want to do the witty one be appropriate in the things you say
Tavros85 1 year ago
@Tavros85 and lastly and lets end this here.u can make fun of english but regardless of what u say or think ITS THE WORLDS LANGUAGE NOW. U speak english (badly) as its the worlds language. The Russians learn english and use it internationally as do the chinese, india etc.No one gives a shit about italian as like latin its useless outside italy. IN the US they learn french and spanish as a 2nd lang.in the UK French & german. no one gives a shit about fag italy and italian. now please fuck urslf
newjerseydev 1 year ago
@newjerseydev well actually Italian is the 4th most learned foreign language......
Tavros85 1 year ago
@newjerseydev lol....english is one of the poorest language in words (most of them are mostly plagiarisms, while italian is widely recognised for being redundant for the great amount of words, same as french, greek. Italian grammar and english grammar just don't compare.
Tavros85 1 year ago
@Tavros85 Typical dumb italian. Italian is a simpistic root language with 1/2 the words of the english language which takes from latin, greek, scaninavian lang, german etc. Italian is direclty based ona base root language latin which actually comes from ancient sanskrit(india) and greek. idiot arrogant and stupid, typical italian traits...by the way english has twice the words of italian, and this is an english speaking site. remember that when youre here
newjerseydev 1 year ago
@newjerseydev twice the words ha ha ha.....if you take a synonims english dictionary would be like a half of an italian one....
Tavros85 1 year ago
@Tavros85 look it up idiot. english has MORE than twice the number of words as it evolved from latin, norse, germanic lang etc. and even backwards ass italians are borrowing loads of words-shampoo (hindi) verranda (hindi portugese), bungalo, weekend. Ive been to italy and u borrow the music everything.Rock, hip hop, jazz, country all of it. oh yeah u have opera and neopolitan. italy is dead country with nothing happneing . nice old buildings but youve done shit all for 4oo years. please stop
newjerseydev 1 year ago
@newjerseydev You have big problems my dear, you keep on attacking me personally on things you don't know....if It was on math I'd shut up, but you probably don't know one tenth of what I do in linguistics.....( and probably many other topics) you know what, ppl usually stay quiet and listen when there are people who know more. so do it please....
Tavros85 1 year ago
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Tavros85 1 year ago
@ Newjerseydev
w l'italia e in culo a chi si sente superiore e non sa' la storia del nostro paese..........
ricordatevi che quando noi avevamo Cesare,Augusto e Pompeo voi ancora pascolavate le pecore!!!
varenne00 1 year ago
@newjerseydev english is like african languages, since it is poor itself it needs to steal from other languages. The pooreness of english is also well shown by its rather simple grammar.
Tavros85 1 year ago
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newjerseydev 1 year ago
@Tavros85 @Tavros85 First off your english is beyond shit. Fa schifo mi capisci? Parli inglese come un nero di merda o un mongoloide.english is rich precisely bc it has borrowed frm latin,greek,norse,germanic langs,hindi etc.fool. &italian is not a base language-it is based on latin, which is based on the indo eruopean root languages - sanskrit etc. u dont have a fucking clue. and now please go away. u are on an english speaking site. go on guineatube. com or blackbloodedwop. com. ciao
newjerseydev 1 year ago
@newjerseydev Not to repeat me but you should ask the cambridge commission that has evaluated me when I got my Proficiency Certificate...or maybe you should ask the TOEFL commission that has evaluated me last year....well actually english is not based on latin it's an anglo saxon language with many words from latin that's all....
Tavros85 1 year ago
@newjerseydev You seem to have a bit auto-esteem problem my dear, since you insist on saying that my english is so bad while many commissions and all my american friends have said the opposite. Anyways at least I do speak a foreign language ( actually 5 but that's another story )
Tavros85 1 year ago
ahahahahahahahahahh he says he lifts the balls to see the clock
ps1slima 2 years ago
che schifo....
fiammatenera 2 years ago
LOL nice....
didnt understood a word, but you dont really need to.
kidi1232 2 years ago 3
LOL xD "Buon uomo.." ahah
abnehmendermond 2 years ago
lol
Sothe1424 2 years ago
haha beautiful!!
Drahh28 2 years ago
.................
ForgottenSoul700 2 years ago
hauhahaahuauahahahahauahau
nydardosh 2 years ago
I'm italian. I think i's diffucult 4 u to get it because it's a southern accent...
1SuchAColoredWinds1 ...Bella!!! Grazie ;)
PossessedByMusicTH 2 years ago 2
the film is "Le barzellette"...the translation is "the joke" i think...
Italians do it better XD
AugustaPerusiaColoni 2 years ago 3
i dnt get it
joshua11216 2 years ago
The rider ask to the farmer the time, and appearently he knows it by touching the donkey balls. The rider can't belive that, so, when he comes back, asks to the farmer how can be possible to tell the time just by touching the donkey balls. Then, you can see answer.
aledero 2 years ago 2
does anyone know what movie this is from??????
tuttino1982 2 years ago
"Le Barzellette"
aledero 2 years ago
beautiful!! xixixix italians are the best in everything! respect :)
1SuchAColoredWinds1 2 years ago 4
you can understand every word just by the way of acting!
45r2d2 2 years ago 2
you are not funny
tammeuti 2 years ago
it wasn't supposed to be funny
45r2d2 2 years ago 5
then in practice the story is this: apply to Mister mister b mr.AChe time is it? mr.b are 17.35.Mra to adjust the clock wrong and go.Poi returned by mr ae says: What time is it? are the 7:15 mr.a Right.But tells you is how do you know the time by lifting the ball cow? mrbNo.I stand balls cow down there and see that there is the bell tower with a clock .Excuse me for my english of shit.
padrinosaggio 2 years ago
haha funny.
Grazie for the translation.
telugodu123 2 years ago
hahaha troppo forte!!
DaRd92 2 years ago
remeber .. you wear italian clothes
kikkastarfly4you 2 years ago
ahahahahahahahahah bellissimo l'avevo già visto...XD
fafafafafabiio 2 years ago
hysterical!
familysixpack 2 years ago
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alechan90 2 years ago
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! pure qui sta, il bauscia! ::::;;;;;_____-----,,..òòççààà°°ù§§ùù§§++***èèééé[[[[[[]]]]
1503994 3 years ago
listen,even if i translated this scene,im sure that many of you wouldnt understand,
s1umz 3 years ago
i think that some words cant be translated from italian to english,english grammar is smaller than italian grammar,so it's hard to render a few italian turn of phrases because you havent many words
s1umz 3 years ago
that's not exactly a bad thing. there are many way to be efficient in conversation w/ all languages.
want2rock247 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
English has more words than Italian and all of the words have multiple meanings.
Translating this scene is easy.
StephenBonnell 3 years ago
no steph, actually the italian dictionary has one thrid more words than the english dictionary!!!!!!!
ascione99 2 years ago 19
@ascione99 Actually no, if you count the full vocabulary of English it Is a giant over other languages, over 600,000 words counting everything under the english language. Many of those are latin science based words so are not used but for comparision German has 300,000 and Italian around 240,000
TrolleylawrieTV 1 year ago
@ascione99 Wrong. According to the Oxford Dictionary, English has about 250,000 words, excluding inflections, regional or technical vocabulary and obsolete words. If all were to be put together, the figure would easily reach 500,000 and beyond. This is merely theorethical, though, because in spoken English the number of words actually used is dramatically less. The Oxford Dictionary contains full entries for more than 170,000 words in current use, while the Dizionario Treccani about 120,000.
Gavichap 1 year ago
@ascione99 Youre wrong. there are 1.4 more words in english than in italian. English has words that are not only of latin injury but nordic, germanic etc.We both use some hindi based word-shampoo, veranda etc
newjerseydev 1 year ago
@newjerseydev @totilailpadano @ newjerseydev
who´s fukin interested if there are 1 or 3 words more/less ???!??!?!
Mafiositorte 1 year ago
@ascione99 of course, and this is just because the english language is spoken in so many countries. However, I guarantee you that an english speaking person, does not use a wider range of words than an italian. I lived in Australia, I met many americans, and I live in England at moment. I know what I am talking about.
BIANCAX82 10 months ago
Hahah! Divertente!
Ryanfarrick 3 years ago
haha i love this its typical italian humour
gamer025 3 years ago 4
lmao
gamer025 3 years ago
you're right but this is a funny scene,you should laugh while you're watching it,but im sure that english men dont get the meaning
s1umz 3 years ago
do you want a reply from a brit or those who speak english in general? i saw a guy put his hand on a nutsack w/o any translation of speech. you'll have to pardon us "englishmen", since not all of us understand italian but i say to you,... that would be like an italian watching a video spoken in english w/o translation. i wouldn't even expect him to get it.
want2rock247 3 years ago
ahahahahahahahahahahah!
termozzilla 3 years ago
ahahahah mitico gigii!
xiaolong00 3 years ago 2
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it's only us can get this humor because english men are less intelligent than italian people,so please it's no use translate
s1umz 3 years ago
what is the purpose of being so negative ? I am an Australian, english speaker, living in Italy and learning Italian. I love the Italian people, There are stupid people any where you go in the world and there are smart people in all the world also. Your comment actually shows how immature your mind is.
ryderaus 3 years ago 24
this kid probibly cant even speak italian.. i hate these fake italians poppin up everywhere
IeatMsPacMan 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS!!
philhkdikosanpakaya 3 years ago
fun fun fun i love italy
saudi ksa
ibramaldini 3 years ago
grande Gigi Proietti, ahhahahh! mlt divertente, ahhah
MyNameIsKikyo 3 years ago
Mi piace!! Veramente..
Ehh,, ecco un vero italiano...
-Cristina
loveistheessence 3 years ago
ha ha ha that's funny ! Lucky to understand Italian still.
gencymeri 3 years ago 5
it's not a comic film it's a spot publicitary...i'm italian sorry..i don't speack very well 'cause i'm 14...bye..
cicchittideni 3 years ago
hahaha thats funny
91lisa 3 years ago
this is a comic film e un film comico
ROCKPUNK4EVER 3 years ago
funniest commercial by far!
ssmmdd3 3 years ago
Yeah yeah! It's true! And in stoneage people had LCD XDXDXDXD!!!
lollobello 3 years ago
ahhaa . wow. awesome video.very funny! lol aha
PurpleRainbowJuice 3 years ago
Said by someone who doesn't even know where the UK is on the map sounds really funny. Have a nice day LOSER
forzaguidomustdie 3 years ago
I'll be quite pedantic here. Just sorry. The video shows two scenes, supossedly roughly two hours apart the same day. But the shadows cast of the trees and the bike, are the same in the two scenes. That`s a little mistake. Anyway, is a very good joke, good acting, good scenario, super hilarious vid. Five stars. Grazia!!. Again, sorry for my vanity.
echever7 3 years ago
scusi buon uomo mi sa dire l'ora per favore?
le cinque e trentacinque (5:35)
e'sicuro?
e trentasei... grazie/prego
ha mangiato il ciuchino eh?
noo...
ernestosalvi 3 years ago
hahahahahah never got actually see this joke and i always tell it on parties
conxtantine 3 years ago
I'm with Sthanatoz. But rather than Rosetta stone, I'm just simply going to ask Can anyone write in Italian what they're saying???
ryjrjfggbnnfg 4 years ago
lokibau 4 years ago
Grazie molto io stesso Am planning to tradurre questo anche in Italiano ma adesso non avesso il tempo sufficiente. I promiss I will do so magari domani... Il chi mi conosce io gia deve sapere che ho fatto molto traducione in Youtube comunque....
ryjrjfggbnnfg 4 years ago
Plz don't use that stupid translator online, it doesn't work, it translate 30% in the wrong way n 70% still in italian, it's good only to confuse u with italian language
sciusciammocca 3 years ago
lokibau 4 years ago
:) this is hilarious!
goddesspamrud 4 years ago
This is a video showing a very old joke.
machintruc313 4 years ago
Hihihi! Ma che?! Un horario di sacco?:)
Splendido!:D
evatomo4341 4 years ago 2
hah
Analbumcoverr 4 years ago
nice, im going to steal Rosetta stone off the internet so i can learn what their saying
Sthanatoz 4 years ago
ahahahahahahaha
enzima86 4 years ago
brilliant!
peekabooo13 4 years ago
lol haha!!! xD^^
KendraHefner210893 4 years ago
SEMO I MEGLIO!!!!!!!
Volpe1900 4 years ago
im full italian too.
jarjar231 4 years ago
hahaha mi pare di averlo visto sto film fantastico haaaha
MetalBrain07 4 years ago
im italian and i thought it was funny!! hahah
insan0die 4 years ago
whats wrong with Italians? I love em! What intelligent North American doesn't?
The Americans may have dominated the last 8 years (save one for the Fat duck in England) in the World's Top restaurants, but it was the Italians that helped give them the passion.
and the of course credit has to be given to the French for the method. All American culinary schools are based on the French method.
ChefFlick 4 years ago
LOL hahahahha Grazie !!
ItalianForever1990 4 years ago
bell thats bullshit ur italian ur saying it so they think italians think there stupid or shit like that
potterdavid11 4 years ago
thats very funny.
craigblast 4 years ago
its ok i guess...
mazvaz101 4 years ago
im italian and italian humor doesnt bother me...but this video suckedd
bellamelmel12345 4 years ago
ihihihihiiihihihihihihihihihi...!!!!!1 :) :)
metropolis1986 4 years ago
this movie sucks..i'm itlian and i hate italian humor!!!
appositosostegno 4 years ago
ha ha ha!!! italian humor is one of the best!!
sellyourstocks 4 years ago 2
Mi piace molto.
SamuelChase7 4 years ago
piu meno
pablishobb 5 years ago
haha, fits to your nickname.
idiot!
aaarggh 5 years ago
fuck germany fuck
milanorsn90 4 years ago
haha your familiar situation fits your nickname ,ugly german apes !!!!
dioinfameladro 4 years ago
And your nickname (aaarggh) probably fits you too: I bet it is people's reaction when they see you!!
laessenza 4 years ago
hey im italian :P no dis respect lol k dont see me disrespecting ur race :P
mariopic 5 years ago
hahahaha
mitico gigggi ;)
alfredxz 5 years ago
bello!!
icyangel13 5 years ago
LOL
yeahblah100 5 years ago
lol hahhahahah thats fuunnyyy
PocchamaChan 5 years ago
The man who moves the donkey's nuts is Gigi Proietti a very famous italian actor...
AndrewSeas 5 years ago
molto divertente!!
0UTRAGE0US 5 years ago
grandissimo gigi!!!
mannajailclero 5 years ago
grande!! :D
venusgrainne 5 years ago
sorry, it's a donkey
togooo 5 years ago
really is a donkey
togooo 5 years ago
Very clever!
mchieti 5 years ago
GIGI PROIETTI è un MITO!!!
Habstract 5 years ago
hahaha! Lo amo molto. ^_^
tantibacci 5 years ago
ihihih gigi proietti is really funny!
gigi proietti è molto divertente
xxxVaNeSsAxxx 5 years ago
o! mio favorito! kay bella giornatta!
abusadonaman 5 years ago
eh eh luisa183.. it's the first time I see a cow having °° LOL:-D
elisats76 5 years ago
lol bello!
krazybyzzle 5 years ago
XDDDD
lightdark182 5 years ago
bennissimo........viva italia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sebasmani 5 years ago
AHAHAHAHAH! Bellissima!
FibonacciPrower 5 years ago
lol, that was hilarious!! :D:D:D
Moon2006 5 years ago
lmaoo i love it
whoaaitzsandy 5 years ago
nicola67 5 years ago
this is funny! BELLO!
bob1231221 5 years ago
the thing is about a dude who need to know the time he asks a man wid a cow and he touches the cow then the italian dude asks how the cow knows the time then the other dude says tht thres a clock behind just gotta lift up cow thing to c it
luisa183 5 years ago
its really not that hard to understand and i dont know italian
Cedryn 5 years ago