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  • Down with pink rabbits! Is there anything dumber than a white anti-white?

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  • Maybe I'd agree with him... if he was funny. =/

  • The youtube comments:

    HERP DERP GUYMAKEWHITE AND BLACKJOKE FUCKHIM GOSHFUCKINGNOTNIGGERSSO IGNORANT WHY THISHERP BUT THIS DERPFUCKINGRACISTNOTFUNNYSHITT­Y HOWDON'TEXPECT COMPLIMENTSFUCKINGWHITEGUYINSE­NSITIVEFUCKERSHITBITCH NIGGERS.

    It's time to calm down people.

  • Hacky hack hack.

  • genius! insulting white people first gives the white comedian license to insult blacks. on second thought...that actually makes him a bit of a spineless pussy. and in a totally unrelated way, not at all funny.

    great job!

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  • White people?

  • @PokemonaIl2Classics Ummm yeah. Asking me to eat shit was a joke? Wow. That was pretty funny. Hilarious. I can hardly type because I'm laughing so nard :-/

    Well in that case, my comment was a joke too, so get over it.

  • @PokemonaIl2Classics I'm surprised you top sucking wangs long enough to write this message...

  • Opama is a pussy as president. If I was Obama. I would have ordered my house to be painted black. I am a black president in the black house. It's my house now for 4 years and perhaps 8. Also I would turn it into a Mask. I would have prayer breaks like every hour. I would have rugs facing mecca. hehehe White guy kidding. Oh by the way I am a white African. I am of Jewish decent which puts me into Israel or Africa Asia continent. So I am Afrasian.

  • Lol, did that guy just compare his performance with a blowjob? :D

  • JEW

  • Yup, there as boring as jerry rocha!!

  • Just because you're saying it's better that black people sound that way doesn't make it not fucked up that you say black people sound ignorant and are prone to robbing people.

  • @danielwest4 robbing people is not ignorant it is evil. So you can not blame that on ignorance. And cant use it as an ignorant excuse either.

  • Don't worry about any compliments after your show, idiot.

  • this is funny?

  • I thought it was hilarious to the end, even after he drank out of his straw.

  • OK, so the "white people do this, black people do that" is a tired premise, but he does sell the joke well, albeit with stereotypical racial characterizations... all of your set can't be gold...

  • @inouyde Oh so a white person does a nigger joke is racist but a nigger does a white joke that is affirmative action? Go fuck yourself. Blacks are more racist than whites. Why do you blame 100% of whites for what 2% of whites did to niggers. 1% anglo saxon that enslave them and 1% police that beat them. And now 100% of whites owe them? Fuck niggers everywhere.

  • @roboptions I blame your cracker ass because at best you are mediocre and yet you benefit from your savage parents!!Give back the land you stole and pay the money you owe us for being underpaid for 400 years. After that try to actually earn something for once in your useless life. And about that "fuck niggers everywhere, go say that in harlem coward!!!

  • @REASONINFUSION What s up nigger? soon there will be no niggers. The more whites you fuck the more you fade to white. You know why cuz our genetic is superior it selects to white. The more you fade to white the less criminal you become too.

  • @roboptions The more white we get the sexier our sisters look to us! Oh and that "superior" thing you have going on, is that why you start bending over at the spin at 40?

  • @REASONINFUSION The whiter we get the sexier our sister looks? That might be the hick gene talking in ya! Hicks like to fuck their systems. And yeah I like to fuck with all the races not just niggers. I fuck with all mexicans hicks and spicks.

  • @roboptions "Hicks like to fuck thier SYSTEMS" Do you not mean sisters? If so, you are correct about hicks. Since I am black, the only time I hear anything about incest is when I am reading a story about one of yours.

  • @REASONINFUSION Oh my god you figured out systems stood for sisters. Good for you! Evolution is taking place before our eyes. Niggers get smart too.

  • @roboptions Obviously Evolution is not taking place since you, a white person spelled "sisters" as Systems"!!!!!! Wow!!! This is fun. Beating up on a racist cracker!!

  • @REASONINFUSION Underpaid for 400 years. See how ignorant niggers are. This country is barely over 200 years but they were underpaid for 400 years. How about when niggers enslave whites to build the pyramids. When are you going to compensate whites for that. You think nocking of the sphinxes nigger nose going to hide that fact? All we did is make you pic cotton out of your medicine bottle.

  • @roboptions You dumb fuck!!! I just saw you comment and I had to laugh! Are you the best your race has?? The first black got to the "new world" in 1619! Do you think you savages just started raping and stealing when the DOI was signed???? You beasts have been savage from the fucking start of did you forget the natives your cracker ass killed with your diseases? And at last a cracker admits the great Egyptians were black!!! But they did not use whites. Whites are only from Europe!

  • @REASONINFUSION We savage that is why you practiced cannibalism in haidee almost up to present. Shut the fuck up dumb nigger.

  • @roboptions I have asked you to learn to spell if you are going to claim you are superior! Annnnd, the last person to eat people in america was a cracker named Jeffery Dahmer!!! wow! this is fuuuuuuuun.

  • @REASONINFUSION cracker ass is that even a word? or just a dumb nigger make up? It's not even innovative. Grammatical? Were you on crack when you wrote that or getting your dads dick in the hand while trying to type. Do you jerk off your dad as often as you jerk off strangers? Also when you talk to peps you got to spit the dick out otherwise peps think you mumble you fag as nigga.

  • @roboptions Perhaps I have made up a word to describe you. The english language does not have words that can describe a people whos women suck horse dicks, whos men sleep with their sisters and start bending over at the waist at 40 years of age!!! Faced with those facts I am forced to be creative cracker.As for jerking off, your sister does that for me when your mother gets tired. They are quite the team.

  • @REASONINFUSION Niggers blow their dads or donkeys. You can settle for your camel. Nigger,nigger,nigger.

  • @roboptions Also mind you that the %1 police beating niggers is not doing anything to them. For it is not doing something when you go on a high speed chase and are actually asking to be beat. That is just them doing their job. It is their job to beat a criminal asking for it. Shutting a nigger with a cell phone is the same thing. Why you have to whip it out in a threatening way.

  • @roboptions Also let me guess a white joking about a nigger is just racist. But a nigger joking about whites is just supposed to be naturally just funny. It is not racist it is just funny. Fuck chris rock and his white racist jokes. And fuck all the nigger comedians out there joking about whites and being racist.

  • @inouyde But the part you put on youtube probably should be, if it's only a 90 second clip.

  • corn-knee

  • well, that was proper shite

  • Umm, looking in that rear view quite a bit these days, huh, Ari?

  • He has a point lol...and I'm Black

  • @bellecheriem1482

    shame on you.

    uncle tom bitch.

  • Kinda funy that he insults the only people willing to pay to see his lame act...

  • @ponybcurtis lol!

  • @ponybcurtis it was a great act. a bit over the top but i thought it was good.

  • @QuicksilverHammer Fair enough.

  • @ponybcurtis insults...? dude they're just jokes

  • @ponybcurtis Don't get your panties in a bunch...

  • @LouisNavor Thanks for the advice. Here's some for you. Go suck a dick.

  • @ponybcurtis Great advice, how'd you like the dick?

  • @LouisNavor Why? Are you looking for recommendations? I'm not the guy to ask. I know nothing about your chosen profession. Just rely on your already extensive c0cksuck1ng experience and you'll find what you need. That or ask your Mom...

  • @ponybcurtis Never said I'd try it, but you seem to get the gist of it. After all, you wouldn't recommended this if you hadn't sucked a dick.

    lol. mom jokes.

  • @LouisNavor The mistake is mine, really. I didn't realize at first that you might be a little bit slow. I should have been more clear. Instead of "suck a dick" I should have said "get back to work" since, in your case, it amounts to the same thing, not that I'm judging your chosen profession (passed down through generations). But hey, there are obviously many dicks to suck in the world and you sound like just the guy to do it. Maybe one day someone will even pay you for it.

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  • my theory is if your racist you gotta be funny, that's how most people get away with it. however this isn't one of those examples.

  • LOL this man is to funny " yous off the chain, yu crazy"

  • loooooooooooooool yeah white ppl SUCK big time

  • When we finished the blow job joke... watch the way he took a drink.... lol.

  • i despise the white race. fuck whitey snobbish faggots... stupid uptight white bitches i hope you all die real soon

  • @30secondstomarssux Thank you, same to you.

  • @30secondstomarssux Better than niggers is what we are. hahaha

  • @robjoshowyou

    typical white racist, he thinks everybody against him is black.

    go kill yourself everybody hates whites.

  • @3HDPS Let 'em, can't touch this, tuhnununu :D Can't touch this, tunununu :D:D

  • @3HDPS so you're calling him a typical white racist but then you say everybody hates whites? so idk who's racist here? YOU!

  • @OuTBreaKOfEviL2 < racist

  • @3HDPS how am i a racist?

  • @30secondstomarssux

    Then, you won't have anything to complain about.

  • @30secondstomarssux your hatred is righteous.

  • Im black and I dont see how a person telling the truth is racist!

  • HAHAHA love it!!

  • Yeah, insulting the entire audience right off the bat is probably not a great idea on how to start your comedy routine.

  • when had he ever gotten blown?

  • He performed in arlington and they had to kick out these guys in the back that were drunk and started fighting. He started singing "We are the world. We are the children. somtin better place get the fuck out".

    Guys in the back were black. So entertaining for different reasons I must say!

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  • Well, let's see -- He starts of by **intentionally** bashing his ENTIRE audience ...... and then flounders (the other white meat?) and can't come up with anything worth laughing at. Try again, Sherlock.

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  • Thankyou, I must sound like the whitest person ever them.. I will go and bleach my skin now.

  • meh..that was kinda lame..he sounded like donkey from shrek lol

    but yea the joke was lame..ic wut he was tryin to do, he jus didnt execute it rite

  • Did he just drink out of a straw? He did... that's super.

  • @movieapple my thoughts exactly lol

  • Jonah hills jewish uncle...

  • FUNNY

  • Holly shit he just compared himself to a chick giving a blow job !

  • oh I get it,He's hip because he's white!!!!

    Jerry Rocha you are such not funny.

  • Race based comedy is just being overdone now. Seems like the easy way to get laughs. I find Russel Peters, Chris Rock, Bill Burr etc all hilarious but they are solidified in comedy already. If you dont have to talk about your ethnicity or constantly swear in your act you know you're the real deal.

  • LMAO HE TRUE WHITE PEOPLE IS BORING AND HAVE NO FLAVOR OR STYLE

  • His voice sounded just like the average excited black man. LOL

  • This guy is just another anti-white, jewish fuck-tard!!!!!!!!!!

  • white people r more open than blacks u r talking bout something other than them white people r more open! blacks will make everything not racist seem racist..........sorry my and like 2000 other peo[;es opinions....oh lets not talk bout obama!!!!!!!!!!

  • get rid of all the ignorant niggers that wear there pants around there ass and curse with every breath

  • @FASSY524 i said ignorant niggers not black people.i am speaking of anyone that fits the description i have set forth.and please we are here to comment not argue.have a good day

  • "oh it was super!" lmao.

  • im black(gotta say dat lol) i thought it was kinda funny until he said we gonna rob these muthafuckas

  • im wife and i would rob them with u if they had some money to take if that makes you feel better?

  • lol yea that made me feel better lol

  • white*

  • you talkin some crazy shit up on that mofuckin stage WAAAAA

  • i doubt this guy will ever have to worry about receiving a compliemnt about his show from a white person. or black. so no need to worry really

  • I think is funny man.......chill out people! is just a joke! and im black by the way

  • @kalaentertainmentt You sir are a gentleman.

  • It's not RACIST, it's STEREOTYPING. There is a difference.

    I'ts still a shit joke, but it's not bloody racist. Racist is denying people the same oppertunities, making unfair, cruel assumptions about them and treating them badly just because of their skin colour - he wasn't doing that, he was putting accross a stereotypical view for the sake of comedy.

  • @WithinADreamLand hahah. i love white people jokes, & even i know that is a terrible argument.

  • @WithinADreamLand that was neither of those things. that was a factual anecdotal report based upon experience.

  • @WithinADreamLand buddy an ass-grab isn't rape , but it is physical harrassment isn't it ?

  • @WithinADreamLand the joke is not racist or or stereotyping. the reason why if you perform for lets say 20 black people. and if lets say 3 give you a compliment at least one will talk like that. hes not saying everyone is like that. he is just saying that he when black people compliment him he will get some of them like this.

  • @WithinADreamLand And stereotypes aren't racist?

  • @WithinADreamLand That's not the definition of racism at all... you put in the definition of segregation and prejudice and then mixed in your retarded opinions.

  • @WithinADreamLand stereotyping is racism thanks

  • @vict0r1ous

    lol wow you're dumb

  • @WithinADreamLand Wrong. Racism is a sub-set of stereotyping. Racism relates to prejudging by way of race, usually, but not necessarily, in a negative fashion. Stereotyping, while it includes racism, also includes many other issues like religion, sex, nationality, etc. Racism and stereotyping in comedy are used to point out absurdity. True stereotypers typically are not going to be popular.

  • @WithinADreamLand racism is to deny someone of something. these people have every right to remain sitting there and listen out his shit routine. i'll give him credit he was an equal opportunity offender.

  • @WithinADreamLand Yep exactly denying the same opportunity to white man to crack nigger jokes. Or radio personalities to make racist comments the same is afforded to niggers now to talk shit about whites and it is not considered racist or niggers to beat a white innocent after a police beating a black and they don't classify that as a hate crime. Welcome to racist America. Also we give mexicans a blow job. The guy going around with the blower for $25/hour and american just dont want job.

  • this was really bad, from a purely objective view

  • looks like we got ourselves a nigger guy

  • lol "no offence, but you're shit"

  • Just don't say you dislike performing infront of black people.

  • @Radz117 whites have not been the victims of any significant racism. blacks have. whites may be "offended" by jokes like this, but people of color are the only ones that racist attitudes actually affect negatively (and negatively is a huge fucking understatement). whites aren't threatened by these attitudes in any way & they know it.

  • Yeah I can see what you are saying but also, we'll never progress in this world if we have different standards for different races.

  • @Radz117 He didn't. He said he disliked performing in front of WHITE people. White people are actually the same as black people, but for comedy purposes the networks still pretend they are different.

    Only us space aliens care any more.

  • @Radz117 Hehe, indeed!

  • @Radz117 you damn right, you personally better not say it to me.

  • @90rashad You know damn well you won't do a godamned thing. Fuck niggers by the way.

  • @TonyMontana502 you wont since you are a man show a picture

  • @Radz117 if you think it's so great to be black, let's switch places!!! Not one white person wants to be in the position of blacks even if those blacks are rich!!! So stop your fucking bitching and keep enjoying being below average and getting paid well in spite of it.

  • 99% chance he's a jew

  • this guy is not funny... i hate comedians who have nothing funny to say so they bring race into it. fuck jerry rocha whoever the fuck he is

  • racial jokes are damn funny sumtimes,why cant pple make fun of each others differences, sumtimes stereotypes are true, did u know that 99.9 of human dna is exactly the same, its 0.01 % that makes the difference, pple shouldnt get upset about race jokes cos wer all human in the end, but i agree in this case, not funny

  • I'm black but I don't compliment that way, though this guy is funny.

  • lol

  • i have been black all my life and i never heard anyone say anything like this. but im on 29

  • You've been black all your life... I think saying " I'm Black" is simple enough. As if you would change from a black man into something else. Unless you are like a close relative of Michael Jackson that's a weird thing to say.

  • what does michael jackson have to do with anything? anyway my point was im black and ive been black for 29 years and i have lived with and around other black people for all of my life and i have yet to come across a black man or woman that talks like that aside from one in some bullshit movie that had the black man talk jive. does that sound better to you? i still dont understand that MJ comment.

  • dude was just pointing out ur line. you said that you've been black all of your life. well most people who start off black..END UP black. he brought up MJ as a counterpoint because he started off black (skin tone) and ended up pretty damn white (skin tone).

    haha yeah! thank me later yo

  • yah but what was the point in tring to correct me over that? i said just wjay i wanted to say. the fact is iv been black 29 years and i dont know anyone who talks like that!

  • thats like saying all my 30 years in this world...or all my life bla bla bla.........get the point and move on idiot.

  • 100% agree, and i am white XD

  • @markymark1791

    "he's actually hispanic"

    Use your eyes man! Thats a fucking JEW with a hispanic name.

  • Dude, I know the man. I've met him. I know he LOOKS jewish but he's Mexican.

  • He's my cousin. lol

  • He's my cousin too. What a coincidence. :D

  • Are you serious? Are me and you related???

  • yeah I'm serious, no joke. I guess we are related.

  • you're related to a racist

  • yup, and proud of it :) ROCK ON JERRY!

  • so what, are you guys gonna make out now or something?

  • ITS HUMOUR! do u call dave chapelle or chris rock racist, probably not cos they are great comedians, or Adam Sandler? they all do it, its whats known as humour, all u uptight pple need to fuck off, and racial differences and religion are sum of the funniest subjects out there, because pple like you are so stupid about it,

  • pretty much!

  • right so what about the pple who get offended by race or religion comments and go kill sum1 over it, like how the middle east has been fightin for centuries, what im sayin is why get offended, until the person does sumthin, pple like you start wars over stupid issues, becos ur "offended" its not worth the time relax, and ur pedo comment is way off the mark, im talkin about words not actions, people like u take evrything literally, probably because ur self centred or insecure

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  • im acually beaing deadly serious he's my uncle, no joke.

  • uh both of u are lieing cos hes my cousin, losers

  • "That was super! DID THAT COME OUT OF MY WEINER?"

    l o l

  • lmfao that was awsome the look on his face when he said that

  • I say as I mistake a semi-colon for an apostrophe.

  • what was that a little boy with a dirted mouth and a hate for white people or black people not sure not funny

  • faceswithin, conjugation is important. Either you don't get the concept, or you shouldn;t drink so much before vomiting on the internet.

  • Jerry's super!

  • comidians shouldn't risk it with things about race or color

  • Why not? Comedians risk it all the time, some of them can get away with it, some can't. It's words. It's all words.

  • Ehh but that's the problem, some comedians who aren't white, tend to just tell race jokes, and it gets boring. I mean sure throw in one that is tasteful and get a few laughs, but don't just make the whole act one long stereotype.

  • Well, I agree with you on that, it shouldn't be come the comedian's "gimmick", but sadly it does somewhat often.

  • Ever ask yourself why you watched this if you are P.C.? Just save yourself the trouble and don't watch anything that you may not like. I didn't watch it and am moving on...

  • that was mediocre, i didnt laugh. 3/5