G.I. Joe The Game Video Review

[youyoukevin]

what the fuck is this shit

[jordanlot23]

Game look rubbish

[Ph0be]

This looks like the stupidest game eva!

[chase0312]

It looks like a really hard game, but still cool. Should I buy it? Please answer!

[maverickzero88]

@chase0312 Dont bother. It isnt worth your time. There are way better games than these trash.

[midsuperset1]

@chase0312 i have it my first i said this game suck then when i played it for another couple of minutes it was the best game i played

[TheScottishGamer97]

This guy needs to stop sounding like he's reading of a notepad

[nyancatftw1]

every single time i see this i keep forgetting that it's aretail game it looks like a crappy xboxlive game

[thefoodgamer1]

good movie ? yes! the game normally?no!

[outshyne666]

Angry video game nerd should review those kind of games.

[StikPeopleComikz]

hehe this game would be better if it had the Fenslerfilms PSA's as unlockables

[thomasloh86]

i love the level of sarcasm he brings to this review lol i really enjoy this review and it never gets old no matter how many times i watch it

[Dfashionguy]

I wonder who actually liked the game!!

[Badbro95]

If this was an n64 game, it would be praised

[emericanidiot32]

movie game? about crappy movie? faIl? so fucking shocking

[greshxxxx]

THE GRAPHICS!!! THE HORRIBLE GRAPHICS!! IT MELTED MY EYES!!! OH GOD SAVE ME!!!

[SAGE4DAWISE]

G.I JOE MOMMA.

[FighterO21]

Dudes -_- autoaim through ALL the levels ?

I'll tell you one thing, a game where you have autoaim through ALL the stages, is a bad,boring,not so challanging game ...

[CanadianDeer]

Lol, they rated this game higher than Duke Nukem forever!

[mfcold1]

"you think this is a N64 game"

N64 IS BETTER THAN THIS SHIT , YOU MICROSOFT DICK SUCKER.

[Lyagami25]

@mfcold1 Agreed

[PSspecialist]

just another crappy game based off a movie...

[thomasloh86]

YOO JOE

[CaiJSlade04]

I love how all of you are hating on IGN's reviews... if you don't like them, don't fucking watch them! G.I Joe was a terrible game!!

[henkman00]

hmm a movie based on a source material that sucks? IMPOSIBLE!!

and then the game based on the mediocre Hollywood movie sucks as well? this turns my world upside down!

InGeniusN!!

[GILakaGP3]

It's a 3D Contra

[Plexy347]

1:32 HaHaHa!!! Just like old times!

[uberhaxor69]

people dont trust this ign crap the only way youll like it is if you try it out yourself ign only reviews buy how much the company pays them they ruin gaming for everyone only giving heavily advertised games a good review.

[2012datefordiary]

This looks shitttt, bad graphics, boring looking gameplay, crappy story and dodgey animations!!

[SupaNerdyGamer]

What is this guy taking about.I lone N64 games

[sporepid]

as a kid i don't know shit about the show i just know it was fun to make battles with the toys

[articulatedcomics]

I thought it was fun, a welcome change from 1st person shooter... It is alot like playing with the toys and this view is greatl. Plus cool to earn points arcade style... If you want more realism play something else... YOJOE!

[FreakMeat74]

Who wants a body massage?

[danceblast15]

"Will YELLING at Billy help?!" "...Not really."

[denzsbest]

ok, i have done all the missions on advanced, but i still havent unlocked all the caracters. and the only care that ican buy with 15 of those money thigs, is Destro. but how do i unlock all the other chracters?

[MrSeinfeld234]

i thought there gameplay was really fun.

[TheDjKrazybeats]

WOW they run so fuckin funny

[Doominatorx6]

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES

[A0927026046]

What is the Movie??

[TOALewa20]

activision should make a G.I.joe game more like the cartoon/comic and not the movie with amazing graphics like Black ops ofr Killzone 3 now that would be amazing to see

[robdoubletrouble]

wtf is this???

[MrSlaynn]

fumbles dislikes this video

[TheRazorWolf]

this games allright

[Jim5H]

the fact that it goes back to the start is good. dont be shit enough to die.

[AKYP01]

112 people actually like this game

[darthdenji]

@AKYP01 113 now

[Lolwe31]

COBRA!!!

[MrGamerUnit]

cartoon and bag on the movie fuck you guys thats just annoying they make movies off comics and cartoons for a reason they grew up watching the comic and want to bring it back to life in a newer form or they just want you to enjoy the reunitement of a good series so just really. SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

[MrGamerUnit]

are you serious dude i hate it when you guys were born from the time shit was made and cry like a little baby when its impossible for directors to take 100s of fucking episodes and put it one movie. and make sense. Now ign this is where youre wrong g.i. goe the rise of cobra is an amazing movie that took many good things about the cartoon and added crazy ass stories and twists. the game is awful yah but the moie isnt everytime a movie is made off of a good cartoon your blinded by the love of the

[dean4125]

@MrGamerUnit there actually was only 80 or so episodes in the original series. and the movie and game both suck weather your a fan or not. the story was just boring... and the acting was really bad.

[MrGamerUnit]

@dean4125 i was close and its ur opinion just like i have mine

[MrMurther]

i dont even know why they did a review on this

[Djstudiosgold]

Now guys is yelling at IGN going to help them make better reviews?

[hentaikage]

Did LJN make this game? lol.

[horohoro32]

iI WANTED G.I JOE NOT G.I JACKASS!!!

[MetalFPSC]

I liked the movie. It was good popcorn entertainment, nothing more, but I wasn't expecting anymore from it.

[JOSHINAT0R]

4:26 wow that bleep was way off

[solidragon09]

@JOSHINAT0R which means he didn't actually say anything so they could just put the bleep in there. lol bad sound people

[popp1nbottlez]

"you even think it's an N64 game" what an exaggeration. jesus. this guy really did not like this game. i was watching the clip chosen to be the backdrop to that soundbite and the contrast made me laugh out of sadness.

[popp1nbottlez]

jonah hill? is that you?

[TEE1994KAY]

well i can say that this game is NOT good! just this!

[Annihilator909]

This game is not 0:42 >=O

[headshot803]

another horrible movie base-game. That's the bad thing about console gaming, you will restart too far from your previous checkpoint or worse, in the beginning of the level.

[abdelrahim123]

is this game for ps3? I thought for nes.

[Arage1112]

@abdelrahim123 PSP

[bignerd5529]

Movie: Sick

Game: LITERALLY Sick

[revolutiongeorge]

Fucking 5.8? 5.8 is a decent score. This piece of shit is a 1 or a 2, I mean seriously I don't want to sound drastic, but they are selling this as a $60 game... the same price as something like Uncharted 2 or Call of Duty when that was first released!

[catfoodtitans]

this crab rangoon tastes strange

[TheWorldwidekiller]

@mikey420100 very true

[mymusicjeter]

The shity movie = The bad game

[mikey420100]

any game thats based off of a movie REALLY fuckin sucks. stay away from games based off of movies.

[barrygish]

@mikey420100 dont forget about xmen origins that game is sick

[bounty2444]

cant spell ignorance without ign

[ENM173]

@bounty2444 Haven't seen THAT a million times before.

[bounty2444]

@ENM173 cool story bro

[iPwnchChickens]

@bounty2444 why the fuck r u saying that on this vid, this game sucks ass

[bounty2444]

@iPwnchChickens because its true

[Bleumange]

@bounty2444 its ignorant for rightfully bashing a shitty game?

[spyfreakm16]

This is the only game that's EA published that i don't like. Besides shaq fu. but i still like the publisher.

[FanimusMaximus]

This is the only game that suck for me....but I have fun playing it.

[nerftendo005]

Should've been a downloadable game for $5

[antch77]

i liked the game

[TheAnimeCrave]

I have to agree, this game sucks. But does anyone realise that IGN only talks about a games graphics when they are bad?

[studioworks1990]

@TheAnimeCrave Not true, they complimented GTAIV, Crysis, Red Dead Redemption and Final Fantasy.

[DYLANDISASTERbz]

@TheAnimeCrave Like how GT always talks about the voice acting when it's bad in a bad game. These game reviewers really look too shallow considering how in depth they play it.

[kokyjabn]

@TheAnimeCrave they said it is not very good and dumb with no GIJOE cartoon personality.

[timtheundertaker]

@TheAnimeCrave .... *facepalm*

[seth364]

@TheAnimeCrave , they mention it for each video because to be honest, would you like to go and play a game with graphics comparable to an N64 game or a PS3/Xbox game? Oh and btw, he mentions it in three lines. Unless he can drag out three lines for 5 minutes, he said some other stuff too.

[theguyyouate6]

@TheAnimeCrave No they don't. GT does. So fuck off.

[thebadassjoshuaroca]

@TheAnimeCrave its because there is nothing else worth talking about a game like this

[airsoftbuddies50]

@TheAnimeCrave Shadow Complex?

[Creedo77]

i loved the cartoons when i was a kid....... the movie was a total disapointment......they missed like 80% of the characters

[HellsingKid666]

looks like a fucking ps2 game.. shit, sucks big time

[eddiecapone76]

@HellsingKid666 u should watch that fuckin game on the ps2...u feel like killing the guy that make this game...really SHIT

[RiftRaft123]

lmao a "colossal piece of shit" lmao, the guy took this game personally

[backcourtviolation]

5.8?? Too much... Collectable stuffs? Come on, neraly every game have that nowadays... This should have been 2-3.

BTW I think the movie was terrible, boring, redicolous, and a pile of shit.

[RiftRaft123]

@AJRIMMER1997 lmao

[Mr2x41990]

a very appropiate verdict in my opinion

[heartofzorro]

GI Joe is such a poor game. Looks like that kind of "oh well, we made a movie, have to make some kind of game about it fast". I don't think the designers had much trouble doing this or even thinking about what the game should be. They just put out something with a GI Joe title on it. Shame...

[Tiamat583]

"Yo Joe, why don't you make a better game?"

LOL! that was very funny!

[pwnsforyou1]

5 basically translates to average, so your saying this game is better than average?

[limitsora69]

95% of movie games are shit its a FACT so don't start complaining -_-

[necrumbuss1]

dude if they made a movie based on oblivion it would kill lord of the rings

[JayZar12]

It would be better if they make movies off of video games not video games based off of movies.

A gears of war movie,Half-life 2 movie,Fallout movie,And a Halo movie ETC.But we can all agree they should start making movies off of video games because the video games are really good and fun to play and then you can make a review on how bad the movie is not the game or how good the movie is.

[khif13]

who else paused at 0:17?

[SpineShank7]

I'm not saying that the game is actually good (because it really does suck) but this review was really poorly done.

[YoungDiisciple]

G.I Joke

[SSBBROCKS14]

Movie games are done to quickly and released earlier to get extra cash. They don not turn out to be the best if finished to quickly and half fast...

[kyleeful]

Fail

[troldeparken115]

looks like somthing ripped out of a ds....

[X4Valor]

LOL FAIL 0/10!

[Slapstickbonanza]

So everything about the game is shit and it gets a 5.8?

Im guessing a brightly colored newspaper page would get somewhere around a 3 by that logic.

[DarthMink]

1:25 "who wants a body massage?"

[Coruscant0]

lol the movie was crap i hate i got it on dvd

[emmet34]

hahh this game got worse than alpha protocol

[gta4freak666]

this game looks TERRIBLE

[rrichiee1990]

that was a funny review

[bowlofarthritus]

Game looks like shit! Ill assume the movie wasnt all that great?

[cosmokramerrules]

I'm an very hardcore fan of G.I.joe so as soon as this came out I bought it for the psp

Here is the rating for the psp game

Overall I thought it was good.

Gameplay 3.5/ 5

Graphic's 3.5/ 5

Sound 2.5.. could have seriously used them talking in the dam game

Extra's 3.5/ 5. Could have had more of the G.i.joe pa's or have a theme song or unlock a 80's cartoon. since its on a high tech system.

Overall I rate this game a 3 no voice actors hurt the ratings for this game,

[bobbob24able]

lol "why dont we just piss all over everything you love about the animated series" i ROFL'd

[Dimizor]

"For the full bashing of "GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra", head over to IGN.com.

Haha I lol'd.

[nine9live5]

i remember when i was small my fav character was storm shadow for some reason :)

[rosehood101]

this game looks horrible,its like a generic third person shooter coming from a movie that doesn't really resemble at all of the cartoon

[randomness2282]

YO JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[girlsare4life]

this is the best game i have ever played...................... obviosuly fucking not ide rate this wank of shit -98%

[yowyowjim]

,,and next'' ~ come with the presentation .. :P hope u understend something .. see ya ( have a good day )

[EAssassins]

movie was good

i want to burn all copies of the game

i never saw the cartoon :(

[yowyowjim]

I'm very sory hahaha... .(forgot to see acc...of youtube ..it wasant ya) and can make it say...that presentation s verry good... and nice job.. ) again my fool sry ^^ hehe

[MikeBA10]

i am going to frame this game because its so "great"

[LAGTA347]

Why don't they make good movie-based games?!?!

[KRAZY7777]

@LAGTA347 hey lord of the rings the battle for middle earth was good!!!

[TheYodaisthebest]

ill subsribe to anyone who subscribes to me

[16Flavi066]

SHIT

[rohanpurohit]

contra is better

[david1550123]

it looks like one of them 90´s cheap 3D gtames x>D

[clarikaxe]

this game sucks ass

[EnteruserIDhere1]

Ya'll are all expecting to much. Look. The action figures were the best, the cartoon was the best, and the game looks like an arcade game. Which, if you look at it closely, is great. It's a run n gun. A biiiiig run n gun.

[nelweno]

a game based off a movie based off a tv show.

[2pac4lano91]

lol.... lots of joes XD

[Chonvay]

5.8 LOL. That´s it! I´m not gonna buy this game.

[xXDarkFire7Xx]

@Chonvay

have fun wating your money

[bambi1o1]

omg this is horrible

ruin the cartoon that we all love as a child..

:(

[Sacriphyx]

I'm not sure how the game ruins the cartoon. The cartoon is still as good even if the game is horrible.

[DYLANDISASTERbz]

@speedboy6776 remember... you're retardED

[speedboy6776]

@DYLANDISASTERbz remember quit being a troll asswipe

[DYLANDISASTERbz]

@speedboy6776 Ahh man you just ruined the joke

[theguyyouate6]

@speedboy6776 remember... you're retardED

[nerftendo005]

why did they show the wii version? were they hinting that it looked like a wii game? the wii has WAY BETTER graphics than that. are they saying that the wii version has N64 graphics? well, the other versions look pretty crappy, too, so it doesn't really matter.

this would've been a decent downloadable game, but as a retail game, it is unacceptable.

[Raiden25100]

This games is god awful

[MrLeviman]

the movie was terrible

[nerftendo005]

@MrLeviman

i agree, i did not like the movie

[imbadatnames390]

who did?

[nerftendo005]

@imbadatnames360

the reviewer did. sorry if i said "they". i was kinda referring to ign as a whole, but i was really talking about just hilary goldstein, the reviewer.

[imbadatnames390]

i was talking about the movie and he said he hated it

[nerftendo005]

@imbadatnames390

i hated it, too, but i won't rant about it

[nightofhalo]

its a 3d contra fail!

[ninjabrocly]

Ea is a publisher, Blame the developer...

[igrenade]

@ninjabrocly they have a tendency to rush developers to finish their projects cuz $.

result: quality suffers.

[spyfreakm16]

@ninjabrocly YES I AGREEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Spandexrules]

@ninjabrocly EA Want to make fast/easy to make games that brings in the cash...

Yes, they can be blamed.

[simonistic]

@dbaker112004 EA don't make games, they sponsor companys that make games

Battlefield Bad company = DICE

[moonturkey]

@dbaker112004 Like another guy said, EA is only the publisher and it is the developers fault for making a shit game (I think:P) Kind of like if you don't like Harry Potter kill JK Rowling, not the people who made the book:P

[MrRaid3n]

@dbaker112004

Dude all EA did was publish the game. They didnt actually make it xD

[animeyou2]

@dbaker112004

EA isn't the developer dumb-ass.

[RiftRaft123]

@dbaker112004 becuz they have a short amount of time to make the game because they need to have it out while the movie is out. Thats y most games made from movies suck ass.

[kevinsoldierboy]

They could of release this game in the Xbox market as a independent game

[costgaara2222]

or they could of just not released it nd say they did

[chrisblue77]

I will say this about the movie I never suspected that Cobra Commander was Rex, then again the movie was that bad I probably didn't care?

[madboXXX123]

the movie was ok not bad not the best but ok and same with the game. it kind of reminds me of the nes and the snes gameplay

[DivineBlackMoonX]

i knew this game would suck

[aquamenfresh]

they made a movie with nice graphics and followed it up with a video game that looks like it oculd be found in an aracade in 1995 for 50cents