Undiscovered Masterpieces of the Cinema: Jaws The Revenge

[slippingaway1986]

There's so many things that are wrong with this movie: the endings, yes there are THREE, count 'em THREE endings that got released all in different formats - and they're all shit. The outtakes from the first Jaws are obviously only here to try and mask the fact that there wasn't enough footage shot to complete a convincing final scene. I've seen better home movies that this. It must have pissed off Spielberg so bad.

[youronmyback]

these are not undiscovered i discovered them watching it the 1st time, thats how terrible the film was

[fardaypu]

Michael caine said he didn't like the movie but it bought him a very nice house in Florida.

[FRAZELMINTASTIC]

He left out the part where it swallows a fucking plane.

[smlshin]

Even the shark in the original Jaws looks more convincing.

[Anynom]

Here's the part that blows you away: Because he was shooting this movie, Caine couldn't be on hand to accept his first Oscar in person.

[tea793]

This is why I hated Jaws 4....... Sam Quint would be horrified if he weren't drunk........ or dead.

[KaristaSwiss]

wow he catches all the plot mistakes :o

[carntspell]

Tony Martin is as witty and sharp a comedian as anything overseas has to offer but unfortunately he was born in the Southern Hemisphere so isn`t a world name but he probably doesn`t give a shit anyway.

[Roslavets]

Can someone tell me roughly how many "Undiscovered Masterpieces of the Cinema" segments Tony Martin did?

[Jackfr4]

@edaviescarr wel NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, its the worst lookin shark ever made i could make a better one

[happyfa5]

You know darn well JAWS 4 is dreadful like bottle of poison that can kill you to death and it's nowhere near as good as the 1975 original.

[PowerpuffButtercup1]

Dude I knew it wasn't the same shark from the last three since they all blew up or got shocked. I thought it was THE MAMA SHARK of the last three. Since I thought that I concluded the shark killed Sean to get back at Ellen. Sort of like "Your husband killed my babies so I'm going to kill yours" Maybe if ppl thought that the movie wouldn't be so bad. :S

[edaviescarr]

@PowerpuffButtercup1 but how did it know the other sharks got blew up to take revenge is the a shark news paper or somthin?

[PowerpuffButtercup1]

@edaviescarr yeah i know it was a pretty dumb hypothesis but thats what i thought when i was 5 or 6 when i didn't know the difference between good and bad movies. :) i was only 5 or 6 so what do you expect lol? :D

[Jackfr4]

it looks better than the first one they made

[edaviescarr]

@Jackfr4 ur joking right

[YesWeCantaloupe]

The British Bob Saget.

[BrisVegess]

@YesWeCantaloupe Australian.

[blasabb]

@cobh8crew2009 Well it´s just spelling errors. Perhaps i had had a few drinks when i made the comment. Sorry

[1f5sda]

Gotta love the laughing in the background.

[sianfennton]

I bet Steven Spielberg really appreciated them using scenes from his classic film in this movie, lol.

[HardikG121]

LOL I didn't know sharks could roar

[blasabb]

hahaha the dancing scene with Cain is just great. "Sharks come and go Helen, People ain´t got nothing to go with it"

It´s such a bad line. hehe

[lilrockergirl500]

The dude is so mean!!!!!!

[blasabb]

Michael Cain: Sweet Jesus, we are heading straight for it!

hahahaha damn hilarious! love this movie just because it is so horribly bad

[Cropsy25]

he nailed everything but another thing that i thought was pretty stupid the shark only takes out like 2 people the other movies theres a pretty good body count but this movies is still pretty fun 2 watch

[JustPhilNY]

Let Jaws The Revenge be a lesson of what happens when you kill the son of the Shark Mafia's Atlantic Boss.

[GovernmentSham912]

5:28

stock footage from the first movie

[illbetilbake]

can't get enough shark movies...

[MrBlackMagnus]

This dude kinda looks like vintage Bob Saget, think AMV at its peak.

[1f5sda]

@MrBlackMagnus What's AMV?

[MrBlackMagnus]

@1f5sda Americas Funniest Videos

[1f5sda]

@MrBlackMagnus Thank you!

[MrBlackMagnus]

@1f5sda NP

[1f5sda]

@MrBlackMagnus I really appreciate that. You are very nice.

[mariofreak4500]

"It's an outtake from Thunderbirds."

Lol I love that line!

[dragonfr746]

5:19!!! what he says from there on is HILARIOUS!!!

[bergalini]

Tony Martin has captured my thoughts completely. He is a funny bastard. I wish I could chat to him about this film review. It is classic. Jaws 1 is awesome, hte rest not worth watching especially number 4.

[AussieNathan91]

Ive only seen Jaws 1 and 2. Wasn't aware there was 3 or 4.

But 3 and 4 probably killed the first two.

[AmericaRulesYouDrool]

it's obveus that aussies do not know what entertainment is and have no intelligence to see how good Jaws 3 is!

Firstly, the shark scared the shit out of me right through the movie and seeing it eat the jetty in that sample clip still gives me the chils.

there aint nothing wrong with the shark and the acting is great! I think you asshole should give Jaws 3 a proper chance and don't let these smart-arse know-it-all Aussies tell you what to enjoy! FUCK THEM!

[Glennzorz2]

first this is jaws 4 not jaws 3 and secondly both jaws 3 and jaws 4 are both garbage and this is coming from someone who considers the first jaws to be one of the best films ever made

[kingbrenty]

are you retarded?

[Boogyster]

@AmericaRulesYouDrool

Tony Martin is a Kiwi.

[nupthatisit]

to say "same shit" to call a Kiwi and Aussie is like calling a Canadian an American, you idiot.

[nupthatisit]

You need to look up the word "satire"

[heartuser100]

michael caine is in it cos it completes the funds for the house he was building at the time

[spare2288]

I want to give this clip 3 Dolphs and at Rutger, but YouTube appears to be doggedly clinging to its archaic and baffling "star" rating system.

[1f5sda]

"I can't believe how fake that looks." You are darn right.

[peachflan]

Why is Michael Caine in this movie?

[ShellOz1970]

Luna Park is an Australian old-style sea-side amusement park (like Coney Island) and there is a not very scary Ghost Train ride there.

[1f5sda]

Thank you!

[venuecam]

3 Dolphs & a Rutger

[1f5sda]

What's the Ghost Train at Lunar Park?

[bleiweissali]

i liked the original ending where she stabs the shark and it growls

[M1CK3Yanimation]

in the original she stabbed the shark with the front of the boat

[bleiweissali]

i know i liked that ending better

[MrRickSpence]

This clip dates back to 1992/1993... a time when VHS tapes were still purchased. I really got into this show many years after it was popular in Australia.

It's great to see this segment uploaded because it's not commercially available!

[assturd1236]

I always like to have a few sips of vodka and watch a terrible movie with a few of my friends. Thats always fun ^_^

[mooveefreak]

lol!

[1f5sda]

"Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back In The Theater" (chuckles)

[akbleiweiss]

i really liked the 4th one the most because my favorite ending was where the shark stabed itself and roared like crazy

[12mock3lee]

The animatronic shark looks like a giant dildo split slightly off the tip. Funny shit.

[jude5478]

The shark roars like a dinosaur and can stand on top of the water in 2 deleted scenes i heard the shark parted the sea and made wine out of water !! ;0)oh how i love to hate this film !

[jude5478]

This made me laugh and then laugh again , pure class ! :0)

[12mock3lee]

I'm traveling by Shark on my next business trip, it's faster, cheaper and if you get travel sick no one's going to have a go at me, the Shark will eat it.

[saintsubversive]

Great review, almost as funny as the movie.

[akbleiweiss]

thank you

[1f5sda]

The death of the shark is not set up well in this film.

[BJSinc]

mabye the lite bulb thing hit the pole and blew up

[LordoftheAxe06]

yeah, sharks have no vocal cords so WHY is it roaring?

[dorado90]

not even lungs, bet Steven Speilberg like "....they ruin my blockbuster!!!!"

[hygrow]

I think it swallowed babara streisand

[akbleiweiss]

maybe they put a special sound efect in it

[LordoftheAxe06]

the shark looked better in the first movie

[1f5sda]

Agreed!

[akbleiweiss]

no way man. The shark looks better in the 4th

[kranktank]

LMAO the boat had an exploding tip on the pointy thing on the front.

[TheLizzard0]

When he rated this movie, he was being VERY generous.

[mooveeguy]

funny review

[jude5478]

:) My passion will never end on how muh this Jaws the revenge sucks!!

[GeorgeUK84]

Haha. "Three Dolphs and a Rutger". xD

[rita416]

i mean austrailian colbert!

[rita416]

the british colbert

[sspdirect02]

He looks like Ray Romano!

[Pothatuu]

Eww...don't compare Tony Martin to Ray Romano...ever.

[nupthatisit]

Yeh, well, thank God he has a totally different style of humour to Ray Romano, if that's what you think Ray Romano has....

I've been a fan of Tony Martin for 20-odd years, and he never fails to cause me to giggle

[catblanket14uk]

jaws 2 was good. it was a worthy sequel.... but 3 and 4 were shite. helen brody's bloody jinxed.

[akbleiweiss]

the 4th one was cool knock it off

[catblanket14uk]

Did you scour the previous comments to pick a fight? Maybe you should have words with just everyone else, cos it's hardly a fanbase. C'mon, 3 AND 4 were CRIMINAL.. I'm sick of pointless sequels that spoil the franchises. And stop trying to scrap with fellow fans...

[akbleiweiss]

uh no way im just a big fan of the 4th jaws thats all.And what is up with everyone today?

[Anyathe]

Thank you so much for uploading this!

[CheeseheadTanner]

There is one decent sequel to Jaws.

"Jaws 2"

Jaws didn't even need that sequel either. It was better than a sequel to Jaws had any right to be, and only proves without question why the other films that followed were so awful.

No, I take that back actually, 3 was awful, This one is just plain abysmal.

[angus7021]

yep, you can't make a sequel to a movie that was originally a book.

[d9y8l7a6n5]

This is hilarious

[1f5sda]

Dad wanted to cry when he saw part of the movie when he saw the scene where Sean gets his arms eaten off. Pretty bad, eh?

[graboid78]

that secne scared the crap out of me when i was like 4

[1f5sda]

Sorry about that my friend.

[graboid78]

thanks

[1f5sda]

you're welcome!

[graboid78]

i had nightmares about that scene

[1f5sda]

My sister got scared too! I still feel sorry for you.

[graboid78]

i cant blam your sister for being scared

and your dad for crying

[graboid78]

That Stupid Sean's Death Scene Is stuck in my head

[1f5sda]

Sorry!

[graboid78]

1f5sda, It is okay you have nothing to be sorry for

But the makers of this film do!

[1f5sda]

You're cool!

[thrashmetalfan4ever]

first sean got his atm bitten off then the shark just killed him and nobody was there to help him he cryed out for help but nobody saved his life

[1f5sda]

@graboid78 I am sorry about that.

[1f5sda]

@graboid78 Sorry!

[TheLizzard0]

It got killed by the poll! I LOVE this movie!

[twitchy23456]

lol if u noe the shark that kill sean at the start is a diffrent shark

[dankru]

3 dolphs and a rutger. he was being too generous! lol

[ToyPlains]

i know wat happened at the end. they killed the shark and were lik "hey the shark is dead lets go for a swim shall we?"

[TheLizzard0]

True! The Muppets are better! I'll go tell Wal*Mart for a refund!

[SweeneyChipmunk]

"Jesus Christ, I can't believe how fake that looks" Great words! ;D ;D

[mrlego611]

its an elephent shark but in the plot sean was killed by a mammoth shark and the host said it broke into their house and read ellen's diary then followes them to the bahamas and guess what? it got thier first.

[liquidfreak]

The Man Who Sold the World

[ToyPlains]

oh yea they were too lazy so they used the dead shark from the first wen it was sinking and put it at the end. wat i have to say about that is... WAT THE FUCK!

[ToyPlains]

that guy is funny. "jaws a decreasingly popular movie series" lol and they keep using the same jaws logo they had on the first =P

[fonzythedog]

I lol'd when the shark stared 'roaring'...

[SweeneyChipmunk]

I saw this in 2005 and didn't really mind it, and I gotta admit I got totally lost at this end bit with the beeper box, and didn't know how the shark died. Oh and also 5.09. ;D ;D

[Salladsdressing]

Does ANYONE have the ROBERT DE NIRO impression that Tony Martin does on the Today Show?????

They took it off youtube and i have not found it since! I just LOVE that one!

[abballa]

i found the psychopaths sketch, thats not great but he does do deniro

[Salladsdressing]

Oh i haven not seen that one?

I am looking for the one where Tony Martin playes Robert De Niro as a waiter. Then he is on a question show and he ends of doing the weather.

Someone must put it up on youtube again! =)

[lennychurch]

One bit he didn't mention was Michael Caine swimming to the boat after the plane lands in the water, Jake asks how he made it when the shark had cornered him in the cockpit and he replies "It wasn't easy." That's all we get.

[lennychurch]

I saw this movie five years ago, and I did not notice any of this except the fake shark. I should point out, though, that Brody's heart attack was supposedly a result of fear of the sharks. Which could have been avoided if he'd moved away from the beach. And they didn't say that this was the same shark, it was just a mate or family member of the original, which is only just more likely.

[meadowsjack]

There was story that Michael Caine had just built a new house and took the job because he'd he needed to pay for it. Maybe he just wanted a free vacation down in the Bahamas.

[Pawn1787]

I've never seen this guy before, it's hillarious.

[akbleiweiss]

i love jaws movies!

[akbleiweiss]

yeah ha ha ha ha

[akbleiweiss]

jesus crist the shark actually bit the wood but then its mouth started to bleed which was atittle odd but hey who cares right? Hey guys fi your on here now and want to talk about jaws the revenge with me then go right a head and do it please?

[akbleiweiss]

this guy was funny

[akbleiweiss]

i love the scene when jaws bites the wood very funny indead

[akbleiweiss]

i love this one

[LordoftheAxe06]

funny, its killed by the same shark, yet the shark has been killed three times previously

[akbleiweiss]

i know but por roy

[foolhardy44]

As for Caine's crap films he explained it succintly - it paid for extensions on his house etc. As a struggling actor coming from the East end of London he knew poverty well. Including spending time in jail for non-payment of alimony as he had no coin. Money may not buy happiness but it sure eases the pain!

[johncarpenter1980]

wat year was this anyway

[ElliottsFather]

1992 or 1993 it was.

[l00pes]

1992

[Casarzino]

1987 hello

[Johnny6666]

They were referring to the Australian 'Late Show' - not the movie 'Jaws: The Revenge".

[akbleiweiss]

1987u hello to you to

[akbleiweiss]

1987u hello to you to

[akbleiweiss]

1992 what?

[akbleiweiss]

1992 what?

[akbleiweiss]

i have no clue but if you look at the shark towrd hte middle of it it is actually made out of strophom

[TheLizzard0]

1987, boy.

[tintrojan]

How can Michael Caine wind up in shit films like this then end up in oscar winning roles? He must have done a few favours for no-talent friends

[AlexG8462]

they were on drugs when they made this movie

[chasersbf]

Shit i thought it said "Jews the Revenge" I would like to see that movie.

[LordoftheAxe06]

that chick is clearly insane, like, she is off her damn face

[LordoftheAxe06]

they went downhill afther the first, i mean, the shark was dead, but oh no, its the exact same shark that comes back, then the third, its the same shark yet again and now the shark is after the entire fucking family, im all ike wtf mate, yes im australian, i agree with this guy

[HugThePsycho007]

the revenge is not that bad. but 3 sucks

[sillyshe]

hehe, when the shark follows the brody family, his mouth is widely open, lol, so weird.

[doodlecheesebug]

This guy is genius and utterly right. I DID like Jaws: The Revenge initally, but then after watching the first "Jaws" and then seeing this on ITV1 recently, I couldn't believe how shockingly bad it was.

[barrtarr]

i like this movie cause it makes me feel like a man...a lonely, lonely man

[NebulaM78]

This guy is hilarious, and , more importantly, absolutely right! "Jaws" happens to be my fave film of all time-it's a masterpiece. But "The Revenge" is a nauseatingly bad film that doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same universe-a total embarrassment. Any "Jaws" fan angry when this film is blasted is no "Jaws" fan at all-a shark movie fan, maybe-but no "Jaws" fan. There truly is only one "Jaws" film, and it's Spielberg's.....

[RuffneckPE]

Thank you for posting this, unfortunately its not on The Late Show DVD.

[elpistachio]

I just feel like bombing everyone in the audience room. I bet this bozo got slaugtered by Jaws fans

[johncarpenter1980]

not rlly. im a jaws fan, and i kno a bunch odf other people who are jaws fans, and we think JTR sucks. the only ones i like are 1 & 2. 3 was okay, but 4 sucks ass

[Johnny6666]

It's a joke, buddy! He is SPOT ON with his amusing review.

I wonder if, 15 years later, Tony Martin is scared about his terrible insulting of 'Jaws 4' fans! NOT!

[RocketBoom1966]

Champagne comedy! ABC please bring this show back.

[markstevo77]

Tony Martin is always piss-funny, but the final punch line is just gold (did he always rate them like that for this segment? -- time to find more).

[ThatSnorlax]

LMAO1, so true!

[bridboyross]

Jaws 4 the pinnacle of horrifically bad movies, this is hiiiilarious