@ismaillol100 ''Because high cuisine is an antiquated hierarchy built upon rules written by stupid, old men. Rules designed to make it impossible for women to enter this world, but still I'm here. How did this happen? ''
@ismaillol100 ''Because houte cuisine is an antiquated hierarchy built upon rules written by stupid, old men. Rules designed to make it impossible for women to enter this world, but still I'm here. How did this happen? ''
Colettes my favorite character in that movie, she can be hot, but in another scene she looked very cute, the accent does add to it. Plus shes the only person that can pull off that hair style with purple highlights and such.. everyone else i seen with it sucks. Plus she has a bad ass BMW motorcycle. Linguine...shes way over your head buddy!
"Ratatouille, its like a stew right, why do they call it that? If you're gonna name a food you should give it a name that sounds delicious, Ratatouille doesn't sound delicious, it sounds like RAT and PATOOTIE, RATPATOOTIE, which does not sound delicious" *hints at wine glass*
"Incredibly, were all out of wine" *throws wine bottle away xD
If only she actually sounded that way. I hate how they modify the characters voices and speed it up!!! They should of got someone who actually spoke french and english!
@TheFiremansavage I don't know dude...I'd listen to someone that have possible PMS and can really handle knifes...Like the bumpersticker on my friend's car "I have PMS and a gun, any questions?"
This was the best movie I saw in 2007. Those Pixar guys got it down pat. What impressed me more than anything was that the Wet rat looked like a wet rat.
I show this entire scene to my students the first day of culinary school. Every single thing she says is absoloutely accurate from a chef's perspective. i wanted to have "keep your station clear or I will kill you" on the back of my Colette T-shirt and the mouse wouldn't do it!
"You think cooking is a cute job, eh? Like mommy in the kitchen? WELL, MOMMY NEVER HAD TO FACE THE DINNER RUSH WHERE ORDERS COME FLOODING IN AND NONE ARE SIMPLE AND ALL OF THE DIFFERENT COOKING TIMES, BUT MUST ARRIVE ON THE CUSTOMER'S TABLE AT EXACTLY THE SAME TIME, HOT AND PERFECT!! Every second counts, and you CANNOT BE MOMMY!!"
Colette: "NO! You waste energy and time! You think cooking is a kid's job, eh? Like mommy in the kitchen? Well mommy never has to face the dinner rush and all the complaining and every dish is different and none are simply all the different cooking times which must arrive on the customer's table at exactly the same time, hot and choppy! Every second counts and YOU CANNOT BE MOMMY!!!
She does say hot and perfect, I watched the movie with subtitles, I thought she said "... as I am chopping." but as I watched the movie again with subtitles she actually said hot and perfect at the end, I hear the "t" sound at the end of that speech too.
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I saw it in french first, and almost got fooled by the accidents, I was like "Ok, wtf is this shit, they're not even making any word... oh - it's in english :P" xD.
That's my favorite scene!!! "You think cooking is a cute job ay, mommy in the kitchen? Well mommy never has to face the dinner rush of orders coming in and out and etc!!! You cannot be mommy!
You think cooking is a cute job, eh? Like mommy in the kitchen? Well, mommy never had to face the dinner rush while orders come flooding in, and every dish is different and not that simple, it has a different cooking time, and must arrive at the customer's table at the same time. Every second counts and you CANNOT be MOMMIED!
similarity between Colette and Elastigirl (Helen Parr)? well, both are feminist... extreme feminist at first... its like they disgust men! but then, they meet their respective prince charming and they seem to be softened by men... hwow...
keep your station clean OR I WILL KILL YOU :D best line of the whole movie
admiralflynn895 3 months ago in playlist best last scene line
Colette was the only reason why I watched the entire movie.
thecrackisalie 3 months ago
Awwww Remmy got a little scared? :3 1:06 <3
MyRachelm 4 months ago
I love how at 0:42 she walks away with the knives looking like she's gonna kill somebody
futuredoc2014 4 months ago
Keep your station clear orrr I WILL KILL YOU!!!
TKDgeehun 4 months ago
HOT AND CHOPPEY!EVERY SECOND COUNTS, AND YOU CANNOT BE MOMMEY!!!
ismaillol100 5 months ago
what she say on 0:20?
ismaillol100 5 months ago
@ismaillol100 ''Because high cuisine is an antiquated hierarchy built upon rules written by stupid, old men. Rules designed to make it impossible for women to enter this world, but still I'm here. How did this happen? ''
EdolasMystogan 2 months ago
@EdolasMystogan She actually says Houte Cuisine
CheffyD 4 weeks ago
@CheffyD Haute Cuisine, and it means high cuisine lol
EdolasMystogan 4 weeks ago
@EdolasMystogan Thanks for correcting my spelling, it is not my strong point.
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@ismaillol100 ''Because houte cuisine is an antiquated hierarchy built upon rules written by stupid, old men. Rules designed to make it impossible for women to enter this world, but still I'm here. How did this happen? ''
CheffyD 4 weeks ago
Ahhh young love
TheSpooncats 5 months ago
Unfortunately, there is a lack of wine in the kitchen for restaurants. :( I lovvve this.
sweetxxdelilah 6 months ago
keep pressing 3 at the right time :))
MrEmanuel1992 7 months ago
0:19
RockynRalphie 8 months ago
girlpower!!!!!!
roeliehood 9 months ago
Pause at around 0:19
Rape face.
Canadinade 11 months ago
Pause, press 3, play, keep pressing 3. THAT IS TOO FRIKKEN FUNNY!
CarsInsider 1 year ago 3
@CarsInsider D8
hotdogloco12345 2 weeks ago
She is so incredibly hot it's crazy.
And she kicks ass.
Mouseagent 1 year ago
How can anyone be so incredibly sexy??
LaromZenshin 1 year ago
"keep you'r station clean or I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!"
thefifthteen 1 year ago 10
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''Every second counts, and you CANNOT BE MOMMY !'' MDR.
Love how she pins him to the cutting board with knives. xD
lumiere2020 1 year ago
keep your staion clean - OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!
..........bloody hell!
but she's amazing xD
SilentHillEmzie 1 year ago
Keep your station clean ... OR I WILL KILL YOU!
fslinky07 1 year ago
yikes, what a bitch
dethica 1 year ago
Colettes my favorite character in that movie, she can be hot, but in another scene she looked very cute, the accent does add to it. Plus shes the only person that can pull off that hair style with purple highlights and such.. everyone else i seen with it sucks. Plus she has a bad ass BMW motorcycle. Linguine...shes way over your head buddy!
Voss2120 1 year ago
look at 1:28
HDog9999 1 year ago
wow so funny at 0:42
HDog9999 1 year ago
"Why do they call it that?"
"WHAT!?"
"Ratatouille, its like a stew right, why do they call it that? If you're gonna name a food you should give it a name that sounds delicious, Ratatouille doesn't sound delicious, it sounds like RAT and PATOOTIE, RATPATOOTIE, which does not sound delicious" *hints at wine glass*
"Incredibly, were all out of wine" *throws wine bottle away xD
HubbaLD 1 year ago 3
"Keep your station clear... OR I WILL KILL YOU!" *Throws rag.* I love that part in the entire movie!
Chessycat100 1 year ago
If only she actually sounded that way. I hate how they modify the characters voices and speed it up!!! They should of got someone who actually spoke french and english!
Chevaux0123 1 year ago
"Keep your station clean....OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!"
cutiebdaygirl 1 year ago
J'adore cette partie
Chevaux0123 1 year ago
God, I love this scene. "YOU CANNOT BE MOMMY!"
talzmistle 2 years ago 2
I LOVE Collette. Easily my favourite line: "keep your station clean, OR I WILL KILL YOU!!" XD
saikogrrl 2 years ago 4
i think if someone that pshycodic told me they would kill me if i didnt keep my station clean i would leave it dity just to see what would happen
TheFiremansavage 2 years ago
@TheFiremansavage I don't know dude...I'd listen to someone that have possible PMS and can really handle knifes...Like the bumpersticker on my friend's car "I have PMS and a gun, any questions?"
eyeballdude 2 years ago 2
This was the best movie I saw in 2007. Those Pixar guys got it down pat. What impressed me more than anything was that the Wet rat looked like a wet rat.
BH206L3 2 years ago 7
Love the last ''WOOOW'' :-)!! Remy rocks !! Colette too (: !!!!! Alfredo's got something so cute (: !!! Ratatouille ROCKS !!!!
ValentinaBelenMusic 2 years ago 2
HAHAHA!! Lord, I LOVE Colette.
I remember when I first saw this movie in the theaters.
She pinned him to the cutting board and all I could think of was, "Holy crap!!"
I'm serious!! I was in the audience and I was STILL scared!! XD
XShadOBabeX 2 years ago 20
OMG!Look at her face at 0:19. Psycho! Colette roxz! Her and Emilie own everybody. Remy is cute though!
SilentHillEmzie 2 years ago 7
I show this entire scene to my students the first day of culinary school. Every single thing she says is absoloutely accurate from a chef's perspective. i wanted to have "keep your station clear or I will kill you" on the back of my Colette T-shirt and the mouse wouldn't do it!
chefjoeyrof 2 years ago 8
"You think cooking is a cute job, eh? Like mommy in the kitchen? WELL, MOMMY NEVER HAD TO FACE THE DINNER RUSH WHERE ORDERS COME FLOODING IN AND NONE ARE SIMPLE AND ALL OF THE DIFFERENT COOKING TIMES, BUT MUST ARRIVE ON THE CUSTOMER'S TABLE AT EXACTLY THE SAME TIME, HOT AND PERFECT!! Every second counts, and you CANNOT BE MOMMY!!"
macfanofgi 2 years ago 37
Lol!
SilentHillEmzie 2 years ago 2
@macfanofgi I tried saying that like Collet did, I ended up getting tounge-tied at "None are as simple." :)
Chessycat100 1 year ago
I love how well Colette's expression is animated when she is angry! LOVE the sudden underbite!!! :D This scene is amazing!
meowkie 2 years ago 5
LOL Colette rocks
wizardwarrior713 2 years ago 5
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i like to play with my spaghetti
yung777771 2 years ago
lol look at her face at 0:31
Thesniper197 2 years ago
How do you make the link? How did you make the 0:31 a link?
OrangeOldfish 2 years ago
you just made it lol
Thesniper197 2 years ago
colette's face looks so ferocious when she says "Keep your station clear OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!"
sidorak900 3 years ago 4
Colette: "What are you doing?"
Linguini: "Uh,I'm cutting vegetables"
Colette: "NO! You waste energy and time! You think cooking is a kid's job, eh? Like mommy in the kitchen? Well mommy never has to face the dinner rush and all the complaining and every dish is different and none are simply all the different cooking times which must arrive on the customer's table at exactly the same time, hot and choppy! Every second counts and YOU CANNOT BE MOMMY!!!
sidorak900 3 years ago 4
It's actually hot and perfect in the end, but that is a good paraphrase.
Guilmonhero 2 years ago
she actually says hot and choppy
at 1:08 she says "...hot and chop-ey!"
sidorak900 2 years ago
She does say hot and perfect, I watched the movie with subtitles, I thought she said "... as I am chopping." but as I watched the movie again with subtitles she actually said hot and perfect at the end, I hear the "t" sound at the end of that speech too.
Guilmonhero 2 years ago
but it doesn't sound anything like "perfect!" at all!
sidorak900 2 years ago
That's what makes her speeech so confusing.
Guilmonhero 2 years ago
Yeah, it's hot and perfect.
OrangeOldfish 2 years ago 2
b4 u put what they say on the comments make shore u know them first
coolgpink123 2 years ago
Bwahaha, love Colette!
Craziness714 3 years ago
i love french women i like her
RyAnNoChAlLeNge 3 years ago
Haha! I love this scene so much!
Lulubellwilley 3 years ago
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i hate franch
flandoltmonfort 3 years ago
hilarious
Be1smaht 3 years ago
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Linkman120 3 years ago
Collette is hot
r0rschach2uufknidiot 3 years ago 3
at 1;19 collete is taking the dish he's amking to the sink. xD collete rocks, and remi is soo cute!!!
kittyfacegirl 3 years ago
Keep your station clean....OR I WILL KILL YOU!
Haha,I love this scene xD
gurojorgensen 3 years ago 3
Colette is the best! I love this part in the movie! She is not afraid to let Linguini know what is on her mind.
Larukugurl 3 years ago
lol how did this happen
pagurlalltheway 3 years ago
That girl should be the chef!!!!
Consistent, hard, but a little bit overbearing......
limena7 3 years ago 2
I disagree... she is good and thats all that matters. Cna she get it done
Be1smaht 3 years ago
I love Colette, I think I've watched this at least 10 times. XD
hhkitsune 3 years ago
She's extraordinary!
FandeJay 3 years ago
she is too cool!
carjayco 3 years ago
i will kill you!! ahahah!!!
poor Linguini...hihih..
love colette!
calliope92 3 years ago
i wish i was like colette! she has a strong character
Ticha143 3 years ago
looks like my exgirlfriend....
:)
vimanue 3 years ago
FRENCH language is where it's at in this movie!
I saw it in french first, and almost got fooled by the accidents, I was like "Ok, wtf is this shit, they're not even making any word... oh - it's in english :P" xD.
Guitarscreech06 4 years ago
How high where you?
grayinu 4 years ago 2
She is tough, hehe! But cute too!
Benesis23 4 years ago
That's my favorite scene!!! "You think cooking is a cute job ay, mommy in the kitchen? Well mommy never has to face the dinner rush of orders coming in and out and etc!!! You cannot be mommy!
jarm182 4 years ago
you go colette that just shows that girls can do anything we want to
HappyFeet109 4 years ago
Theres something about a tough, feminist, French cook that i find extremely attractive.
goldenchopsticks 4 years ago
NO! You think cooking is a cute job, like Mommy in the kitchen?
My favorite scene in the entire movie. I love it.
deltavoyage 4 years ago
1:06, you can tell that Remy is probably thinking, "Oh, my God! She's insane!!" XD
darthvalor07 4 years ago 3
love the i will kill you face
sirfrancisco 4 years ago
You think cooking is a cute job, eh? Like mommy in the kitchen? Well, mommy never had to face the dinner rush while orders come flooding in, and every dish is different and not that simple, it has a different cooking time, and must arrive at the customer's table at the same time. Every second counts and you CANNOT be MOMMIED!
Robybyerta 4 years ago
How true, how true....
I once worked in a restaurant/hotel kitchen and it was pure horror. You have to like this kind of work if you want to "survive".
BTW a very good movie :)
Tabascofanatikerin 4 years ago
I love Colette. She's so cute
MEGARA2009 4 years ago
keep you're staition clean OR I KILL YOU
harrygirl1 4 years ago
1:06, lol
remy is so cute
FGH9G 4 years ago
00:47- That one's pretty cute too, with Remy sticking his head out of Linguini's toque n' all.
Swinger2006 4 years ago
Wow, I had never even noticed that.
greeneee789 4 years ago
you're right that is sooooo cute!!! i hadn't noticed it !!!
Myrtille103 4 years ago
similarity between Colette and Elastigirl (Helen Parr)? well, both are feminist... extreme feminist at first... its like they disgust men! but then, they meet their respective prince charming and they seem to be softened by men... hwow...
nonetheless... COLETTE IS HOT!!!
OH YEAH!!!
Diabolica666 4 years ago
Feminist? Softened by men? My god, what century is this... They're strong women, with human emotions, instead of being annoying archetypes.
RLviddy 3 years ago
I freakin love this part! This is my favorite scene!
coolness06 4 years ago
Collette is a feminist. Woot!
sapphoknew 4 years ago 2
I have this movie pretty much memorized! :D My favorite.
Andyroo2319 4 years ago