his jokes is like that guy at school who just points out stuff and tries to make comedy out of it. he repeats crap too.I dont watch dane cook and lol I watch 3 stooges and that shit is 10 billion times funnier than dane and stooges was made in the fucking 40s.
And the thing that i hate the most is those poorly made dane cook sonic x videos that there's clip of sonic x episodes with the audio of dane cook, and that is all made in windows movie maker, and those videos irks me.
Real comedians are Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Doug Stanhope, Jerry Seinfeld, Demitri Martin (his show sucks, but his standup is great), Robert Newman etc... dane cook is a disgrace to comedy
Finally the voice of reason. Dane Cook is awful. He swears and kids laugh because they think that means he just said something clever, but his standup comedy is so bad it's painful to watch. His popularity is a mystery. It'd be interesting to hear what comedians like Brian Regan, etc. think of him.
Stupid people never realize they are dumb, people who don't brush their teeth never know they have shit breath, and Dane Cook fans will never understand that he is not in the least bit funny.
Dane Cook IS funny-- but not in the way he thinks, but in a pathetic, "sideshow-freak" way, or the trained chimps who act like humans dressed up in their clothes.
Kids like Dane Cook for the same reason they like the monkey-house at the zoo, i.e. he jumps around and shows off for them without knowing that they're just laughing at his crazy ass, not because he's any sort of comedic genius.
dane cook is a genital wart on the cock of comedy. He is as loved as the swine flu. He is the result of a night of doing hard drugs and drinking alot of fucking tequila while eating an official mexican burrito!! Do you know what that equals? Alot of puke and shitty dirty diarrhea!!!
i went 2 weeks with no tv just 3 movies employee of the month was 1 of them dax sheppard was awesome i listened to the commentary and quickly realized dane cook was a jerk and i was surprised to find out he was a comedian so i watched some of his "comedy act" and i realized what was wrong with the world
Dane Cook is catholic. It just so happens that Catholicism is something that I defecate on in the midst of a violent diarrhea episode. I guess this means I have to shit on Dane Cook.
This is funny as shit and cook does fucking suck. To steal a bit (like cook) from another post I saw with bill hicks. Cook is the averil laveen of comedy "I'm different just like all my friends!" Fuck dane cook
I'll say he was funny when i was 13 and when ever i heard the f werid i could'nt contain myself but now i'm older and Dane is not funny i don't know why people still hate him i have'nt heard him in a while.
My son, with whom I usually see eye to eye, likes him, so I checked DC out. I told my son that, he was wrong, that the guy is not funny, that this is not a matter of opinion, it is a matter of fact.
I know why. None of his material engages you; it doesn't ring true, it doesn't remind you anything in your life. Let me indulge myself. He snorted Nestle's Quik or Bosco as a little kid. Hmmm - why would a kid do that? Then he's all coked out. - why? If you snort something you get buzzed?
Dane Cook sucks harder than mere words can express. The fact that so many people think he has talent is a sad comment on just how dumbed down the general public has become. This pathetic hack is brave enough to rip off Louis CK because much of CK's humor goes way, waaay over the head of a typical Dane Cook fan. He is nothing but an arrogant, superficial, dishonest, bore. He has all the depth and class of a piece of toilet paper. Joke stealing dickhead!!!
Dane Cook (No Talent Ass Clown) + Jeff Dunham (A stereotyping puppet/ gimmick comic through and through) = Popular American Stand-up Comedy today. WTF are we coming to?
Dane Cook is the absolute shittiest comedian ever. He has never once told a joke that has even made me SMILE, let alone LAUGH. And his fanbase is made up of complete faggots that have never heard any other stand-up material in their lives.
I tried to like him, however after listening to 3 of his standup routines without even smiling I gave it up. I also left halfway through one of his movies because it was so horrible. I have lost friends over not liking him.
You said it best, dairlylanddon (awesome username by the way)
This video actually made me laugh with the humping the stool joke!
I do love Dane Cook though, but I'm open to any comedian. I like a wide variety of comedians. Honestly, you can bash him all you want I don't really care because everyone is entitled to their own opinion, right? The only thing I disagree with is when people stereotype his fans. I am not stupid, white trash. I have my likes and dislikes and I happen to like Dane Cook.
I'm happy alot more people think Dane Cook sucks! My friends find him hilarious...ugh. I think he looks like a metrosexual, pussy ass comedian for simple minded idiots. The only reason everyone likes him is because everyone likes him...trendy asses. What great comedians do u ever see that wears flared pants, sweat arm wrists, and worries about what their fashion?
It's true that I've only started hating him recently. But to be fair I didn't even know who he was until a friend at school started ranting about how much he hates him. But after watching him once I can definitely say that this man is a sad excuse of a comedian.
Seriously, I've seen funnier things on Nickelodeon.
well, i liked him from the begging, but like you guys, i found out that his comedy is... stupid. it makes no sense. i laughed really hard with his kool-aid stand-up. but later, it became too random and i was like, "okayy... randomness again?" yeah, so ur right "IM SO GOOOOD" lol
He will not be remembered fondly, think of how we remember who let the dogs out as a very sad time in our history. He'll go down like that but with a long series of declining "specials" till at last his failure will finally catch up to his last die hard fans who will finally realize in their 40's that they like dumb shit when they were young.
every time he speaks, Bill Hicks screams in his grave as comedy is slowly depraved into some twisted, solitary, husk as that vampiric ass hole, Dane Douche, sucks the piss and vinegar from its veins.
Have been watching this moron Dane Cook and watched him on Comedy Central.
I understand he has made a substantial amount of money doing 'comedy'.
I suppose there are lots of dumbshits out there because this GUY IS NOT A COMEDIAN, HE IS NOT TALENTED, HE IS A MORON AND HE OBVIOUSLY CATERS TO BIGGER MORONS THAT PAY TO WATCH HIM.
Dane Cook SUCKS! He's just a screaming spazz with ZERO talent, who just jumps around and says the DUMBEST shit. He sucks more ass than Queen Latifah's lipo-surgeon! Meanwhile his brain-dead fans scream even louder. That stupid little hand-signal is part for the douche-bag course, and he ACES it! Dane Cook is Carlos Mencia's personal bitch.
What would George Carlin, Sam Kinison, and Bill Hicks say if they saw this hack at the top. Well, George Carlin did, but I doubt he payed attention to him.
Dane Cook only appeals to the lowest common denominator rejects of this world. Stand up is one of the last venues for true creative entertainment. Dane Cook is awful and does nothing for real standup comedians. amazingly, we allow this crap to pass as funny because all his fans are as bland and normal as he is. He tries to make up for his mediocrity by flailing his limbs and ripping off his shirt but anyone with a brain will see right through his shit...
Dane Cook only appeals to the lowest common denominator rejects of this world. Stand up is one of the last venues for true creative entertainment. Dane Cook is awful and does nothing for real standup comedians. amazingly, we allow this crap to pass as funny because all his fans are as bland and normal as he is. He tries to make up for his mediocrity by flailing his limbs and ripping off his shirt but anyone with a brain will see right through his shit...
I won't say your comments are wrong. I agree with many of them. But at the same time, I think what makes good comedy depends on the person watching it. Some people think fart jokes are hilarious, and I don't. But somehow, to them, it's funny. And of course people will stand up for those they like.
Besides all that, yeah. I like Dane Cook but you're right about the dinosaur noises and humping. And you're pretty funny :)
I'm a little indifferent about my feelings towards Dane Cook, mostly cuz I like him in Waiting, I will say that it is absolutely offensive how many viewers on here defend Dane Cook to the death, but when someone talks shit about Bill Hicks, barely anyone blinks
i go to high school where all the dane cook fanboys are at. it pisses me off. they need to know real comedy like Richard Pryor, Lily Tomlin, Lenny Bruce, Andy Kaufman, and Steve Martin and not a hack like Dane Cook.
Have to admit that i thought the first show i saw of his i thought was funny, but at least after downloading another show of his i realized on my own how unfunny he was rather than people who realized he was a douche bag he is after hearing other people she so.
I so agree that Dane Cook sucks ass. And I also agree his fans are even worse then him. So Dane Cook is one of those guys I hate because he makes me think worse of other people. But true, his fans are all in HS so...
fuck you you damn piece of shit, Dane Cook is hilarious. If you want to hate him go ahead, but don't start posting comments and vids acting like tough shit cuz you're not.
this guy is a fuck hole. he has nothing better to do than make an 8 min video about hating dane cook. fuck you dairyland retard. if you even paid attention to dane's jokes for more than 12 seconds, you'd probably find them funny as shit. dairyland don should get a fucking life instead of wasting his time making hate vids. so fuck off
"he's the type of guy to rape you while you're bent over doing your gardening, and not even have the courtesy to give you a reach around". I'm pretty sure I've heard this on a stand up comedy bit before.
dane cook sucks so does jeff dunham. if you find someone attractive fine. but hes not fucking funny. im not jealous im pissed cause i will never get those wasted minutes back. people act like i raped their mothers the way they defend his bullshit.
And again, if you're going to be so critical of another comic, even though he's a sell-out (cook) and has no thought-out matieral, YOU should be a better example.. but.. you're not. Keep at it.
I also hate Dane Cook and wish others that have worked in the business for 15 yrs would get half the credit that douche gets. I wish I'd have seen this back in Jan. I did a speech on "Why You Should Hate Dane Cook" for a persuasive. I hope it worked. Kudos to you.
dane cook fucking steals jokes from real comedians and to listen to a real comedian who tells jokes not fake ass stories is so much better than wasting ur time watching one of danes faggot ass routines....go watch mitch hedberg...thatsa real comedian for u
Dane Cook strikes me as someone who is there for the younger/moronic audiance. He screams a lot (which is always a cheap thing to do in comedy), and says stuff like "if I was "black" I'd be like "black"! Thats it. I
have yet to have a friend who likes him (well my friends are older and smart). Plus his movies are just awful! If you notice his popularity is going down along with his variety of material. He is just a fad. Oh and FUCK DANE COOK!
Dane Cook can be funny but is vasting overrated. I don't mind this video that much for that reason, because there are many, many more comedians who have more talent than Dane Cook he's more of an actor now anyways. He hasn't made anything good yet other than being a side character in "Waiting."
Doesn't suck, you suck and your rants are horrible maybe you should talk to your family or someone who actually gives a crap,he does make dinosaur noises but thats just to go along with the story/event and can you stop making all these videos it wasting their time watching you attempt to be cool because in real life your not.
Yea his movies aren't bad but yea his Stand up is retarded. It pisses me of that people laugh at stuff that isnt even funny. Vicious Circle pissed me off sooo bad.
I think Dane Cook is a fucking Pirate, a thief a watered down clown for the sheep people, the people who look around to see who's laughing and laugh based on their reaction.
The sad thing about your video, its so unfunny and you are trying so hard to be funny, Dane Cook maybe shit but your way shitter.
Dane Cool gargles big hairy donkey balls and steals jokes!!!! No one else in the comedy business like him either i don't think because i have heard so many comedians making fun of him. its hilarious
I FUCKING LOVE YOU! no homo. deep down, dane fagot cook is a fucking doushebag. i really think your cool cuz most white peopl LOVE him. your not the first, but it's hard to find people like you. all of us dane cook haters should join together and kick his ass for making bad jokes.
I'm no moron bro. Why do you hate Dane Cook so much. And if you say that he steals material, I need to see proof. I saw/heard some of the things he supposedly stole, and it's all so general. Like naming your kids and shit like that. A lot of comedians do that shit.
Haha. It's funny how Dane Cook's fans always rush in to defend him. It's such an outrage that people think he sucks! "Holy shit! Lynch him! Hang him high! He doesn't like Dane Cook! DIE!!!!!"
People like that I find more funny than Dane (which isn't saying much) but yeah, that's how much I think he sucks. Deal with it. There's no need to masturbate over Dane Cook. There's porn for that.
the whole point of comedy is "mindlessness" and "obnoxiousness" as you put it. Dane has the biggest fan base of any comedian out there today, and sorry you have to be so miserable and not like him. grow up.
And dont ever say dane cook makes an ass of himself, cuz even if he duz, it makes people laf. THATS WUT COMEDIANS DO! and U make an ass uf urself making this video, so WTF!
his jokes is like that guy at school who just points out stuff and tries to make comedy out of it. he repeats crap too.I dont watch dane cook and lol I watch 3 stooges and that shit is 10 billion times funnier than dane and stooges was made in the fucking 40s.
louietheduke 5 months ago
And the thing that i hate the most is those poorly made dane cook sonic x videos that there's clip of sonic x episodes with the audio of dane cook, and that is all made in windows movie maker, and those videos irks me.
Herman0709 5 months ago
Dane Cook is the Justin Bieber of comedy. Fucking sucks.
mudvayne1993 6 months ago
Tosh.0 30 mintues of Tosh beats a 2 hour thing of Cook.
BrokenMegaMan 9 months ago
Dane Cook is comedy for retards
BukkakeSniper 2 years ago 103
man i hate this fucking LAME CROOK too.. nice video man..
CausesSideEffects 2 years ago 15
Dane Cook has no punchlines. He basically tells "you had to have been there" stories and rolls around on the floor like an idiot.
nastydr0 2 years ago 19
was on a forum and they were discussing who is a better comedian....George Carlin or Dane Cook.
now i dont know too much about comedy but i know enough to say that THAT IS A DAMN DISGRACE
Sospiro1209 2 years ago 6
Dane cook sucks monkey´s balls.
monkey´s balls are at least 9000 times funnier than him
moroney88 2 years ago 10
its true
cdogz101 2 years ago 7
Dane cook is horrible.
I used to like him, then I started to think about it.
Then I came to the conclusion that he's horrible.
XsrdX22 2 years ago 7
nooo he is not funny. i am trying so hard to see why ppl love him so much.
wecool66 2 years ago 9
dane cook sucks dick
iluvzanessa2896 2 years ago 11
Cook sucks balls, Dave Attel is the shit.
JROCK5323 2 years ago
I have nothing against the guy personally, but Dane Cook is not funny at all. At all.
thespecter2 2 years ago
dimitri martin is better
haiebrt502 2 years ago
Real comedians are Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Doug Stanhope, Jerry Seinfeld, Demitri Martin (his show sucks, but his standup is great), Robert Newman etc... dane cook is a disgrace to comedy
darkwatch1234 2 years ago
Finally the voice of reason. Dane Cook is awful. He swears and kids laugh because they think that means he just said something clever, but his standup comedy is so bad it's painful to watch. His popularity is a mystery. It'd be interesting to hear what comedians like Brian Regan, etc. think of him.
TheJomogogo 2 years ago
Dane Cook is a fucking cunt.
The homeless retarded man on the corner of the sidewalk is funnier than this worthless despicable shitbag.
Put "Dumb Cock" out of the comedy industry for goodness sake...
malawalaparty 2 years ago
I'm partial to your "Note to self: Apologize to Hitler" bit.
chaosvii 2 years ago
Dane Cook is a douche...funny only to lowbrows and idiots.
medievalfantasy 2 years ago 18
Dude thank you for putting my thoughts into words! Fuck Dane Cook. His voice makes me puke....
missinterpreted1 2 years ago 56
Dane Cook suffers from comedic dyslexia
topicalinjection 2 years ago 7
dane cook is way overrated.
Krono45 2 years ago 25
i HATE HIM!!
nessa6565 2 years ago 8
Dane Cook sucks dick and has a major crater face!!!!!!
tkodawg9 2 years ago 12
Stupid people never realize they are dumb, people who don't brush their teeth never know they have shit breath, and Dane Cook fans will never understand that he is not in the least bit funny.
ginsunh 2 years ago 10
Dane Cook IS funny-- but not in the way he thinks, but in a pathetic, "sideshow-freak" way, or the trained chimps who act like humans dressed up in their clothes.
Kids like Dane Cook for the same reason they like the monkey-house at the zoo, i.e. he jumps around and shows off for them without knowing that they're just laughing at his crazy ass, not because he's any sort of comedic genius.
kungfu2u2 2 years ago 23
Dane cooks old stuff was better then his new stuff. His peak was Viciouse Circle was his peak but now he just sucks.
Tito7510 2 years ago 4
I have always thought his not funny
Jocsan21 2 years ago 3
Like I said before, his act is basically being the loudest drunkest frat guy at the party.
releewasgay 2 years ago 10
dane cook is a genital wart on the cock of comedy. He is as loved as the swine flu. He is the result of a night of doing hard drugs and drinking alot of fucking tequila while eating an official mexican burrito!! Do you know what that equals? Alot of puke and shitty dirty diarrhea!!!
R0ckB0tt0mFiLmS 2 years ago 8
dane cook should end every joke the way i end mine "nevermind its not funny" i hated before i knew he was a comedian
toddmichl 2 years ago
i went 2 weeks with no tv just 3 movies employee of the month was 1 of them dax sheppard was awesome i listened to the commentary and quickly realized dane cook was a jerk and i was surprised to find out he was a comedian so i watched some of his "comedy act" and i realized what was wrong with the world
toddmichl 2 years ago
i agree, dane cook does suck and he is a tool. plus he has that stupid hand sign he does.
islespatrick 2 years ago
dane cook= i hate
thebaloonman 2 years ago
i hate him tooo!!!
guitarchk17 2 years ago
Dane Cook is catholic. It just so happens that Catholicism is something that I defecate on in the midst of a violent diarrhea episode. I guess this means I have to shit on Dane Cook.
bloodrocuted 2 years ago
Wow most hilarious thing i have watched on youtube by far.
Aggravate2008 2 years ago
Dane Cook is a cancerous polup on the anus of humanity
Bucky79Fish 2 years ago 2
All hail Gallagher!
herpessores 2 years ago
lol so true, dane cook is not funny at all.
zerox505 2 years ago
lol this vid was linked on dane cooks ED page, good stuff!
Dane Cook sucks.
silentbob36 2 years ago 4
Dane cook has full blown aids!
dieswindla 2 years ago
dane cook is the anatomical location between the anus and the penis
finalresistance 2 years ago
The chode, grundle, taint, nacho, or gooch?
insalias 2 years ago
This is funny as shit and cook does fucking suck. To steal a bit (like cook) from another post I saw with bill hicks. Cook is the averil laveen of comedy "I'm different just like all my friends!" Fuck dane cook
Dexflorida 2 years ago
dane cook sucks
twiztidkid1 2 years ago 3
amen!
deliriumtrigger21 3 years ago 5
you're right... jesus, even carrot top is funnier than that guy.
tleggett 3 years ago 7
lmao carrot top...one of the worst comedians ever yet still better than fcking Dane Cook..
Why do people accept such garbage?
Sshelly34213 3 years ago 8
I'll say he was funny when i was 13 and when ever i heard the f werid i could'nt contain myself but now i'm older and Dane is not funny i don't know why people still hate him i have'nt heard him in a while.
IRISHMOBSTER55 3 years ago
The "I'm so hoood" moments own lofl. Especially the one right after "note to self, apologize to mom." hahaa, funnier than Dane Cook!!
alextothehbro 3 years ago
lol george bush 3:25
gibbsies 3 years ago
why r u guys so mean to dane cook? he isent that bad....
AnimeWarrior00 3 years ago
cause he's a dick
waffelboy139 3 years ago 5
dude....you're funnier than Dane Cook lol
GREAT job :)
Prahjekt88 3 years ago 8
LMAO
I'm so hooooooooooooooooooood
I couldn't agree with you more...GREAT job :)
Prahjekt88 3 years ago
My son, with whom I usually see eye to eye, likes him, so I checked DC out. I told my son that, he was wrong, that the guy is not funny, that this is not a matter of opinion, it is a matter of fact.
I know why. None of his material engages you; it doesn't ring true, it doesn't remind you anything in your life. Let me indulge myself. He snorted Nestle's Quik or Bosco as a little kid. Hmmm - why would a kid do that? Then he's all coked out. - why? If you snort something you get buzzed?
mimi2957 3 years ago 5
i couldn't agree any more with this video. dane cook is the worst comedian ever
bassrocker101011 3 years ago
Dane Cook sucks harder than mere words can express. The fact that so many people think he has talent is a sad comment on just how dumbed down the general public has become. This pathetic hack is brave enough to rip off Louis CK because much of CK's humor goes way, waaay over the head of a typical Dane Cook fan. He is nothing but an arrogant, superficial, dishonest, bore. He has all the depth and class of a piece of toilet paper. Joke stealing dickhead!!!
lupe045 3 years ago
Dane Cook (No Talent Ass Clown) + Jeff Dunham (A stereotyping puppet/ gimmick comic through and through) = Popular American Stand-up Comedy today. WTF are we coming to?
pixiesmachine 3 years ago
Dane Cook is sort of the America Online of comedy, huge sales, but an extremely shitty and disappointing product.
People who love Cook probably miss America Online.
He is an arrogant joke stealing cum bag. In the words of Bill Hicks, he sucks Satan's cock.
He is the consummate asshole, his popularity is evidence of the total dumbing down of America.
I would rather slowly pull out every pubic hair on my hairy sack than to have to watch this counterfeit comedian.
He is an insult to comedy
lupe045 3 years ago
Dane Cook is the absolute shittiest comedian ever. He has never once told a joke that has even made me SMILE, let alone LAUGH. And his fanbase is made up of complete faggots that have never heard any other stand-up material in their lives.
TractusVicis 3 years ago 6
I tried to like him, however after listening to 3 of his standup routines without even smiling I gave it up. I also left halfway through one of his movies because it was so horrible. I have lost friends over not liking him.
You said it best, dairlylanddon (awesome username by the way)
hay2thar6 3 years ago
This video actually made me laugh with the humping the stool joke!
I do love Dane Cook though, but I'm open to any comedian. I like a wide variety of comedians. Honestly, you can bash him all you want I don't really care because everyone is entitled to their own opinion, right? The only thing I disagree with is when people stereotype his fans. I am not stupid, white trash. I have my likes and dislikes and I happen to like Dane Cook.
Thank you.
xodcfan 3 years ago
I'm happy alot more people think Dane Cook sucks! My friends find him hilarious...ugh. I think he looks like a metrosexual, pussy ass comedian for simple minded idiots. The only reason everyone likes him is because everyone likes him...trendy asses. What great comedians do u ever see that wears flared pants, sweat arm wrists, and worries about what their fashion?
maryjaneDR420 3 years ago
NICE! Can you make this a series dude?
releewasgay 3 years ago
It's true that I've only started hating him recently. But to be fair I didn't even know who he was until a friend at school started ranting about how much he hates him. But after watching him once I can definitely say that this man is a sad excuse of a comedian.
Seriously, I've seen funnier things on Nickelodeon.
duskmon10 3 years ago 2
well, i liked him from the begging, but like you guys, i found out that his comedy is... stupid. it makes no sense. i laughed really hard with his kool-aid stand-up. but later, it became too random and i was like, "okayy... randomness again?" yeah, so ur right "IM SO GOOOOD" lol
narutojutsumaster 3 years ago
He will not be remembered fondly, think of how we remember who let the dogs out as a very sad time in our history. He'll go down like that but with a long series of declining "specials" till at last his failure will finally catch up to his last die hard fans who will finally realize in their 40's that they like dumb shit when they were young.
OOK2point0 3 years ago
i watched Dane Cook on comedy central yesterday and yeah he seriously sucks
PT15Resurrected 3 years ago
i've hated him from the start too, he's a giant cunt.
chuck4419 3 years ago 6
every time he speaks, Bill Hicks screams in his grave as comedy is slowly depraved into some twisted, solitary, husk as that vampiric ass hole, Dane Douche, sucks the piss and vinegar from its veins.
aristottlesdeathwish 3 years ago
Whoa - someone's metaphor blender is stuck on puree
mimi2957 3 years ago
Interesting comment.
insalias 2 years ago
I'm pretty sure i left a comment on here defending dane cook but no i see he's pretty much and asshole
Mario1471 3 years ago
Very very true.
jambalaya54321 3 years ago
Have been watching this moron Dane Cook and watched him on Comedy Central.
I understand he has made a substantial amount of money doing 'comedy'.
I suppose there are lots of dumbshits out there because this GUY IS NOT A COMEDIAN, HE IS NOT TALENTED, HE IS A MORON AND HE OBVIOUSLY CATERS TO BIGGER MORONS THAT PAY TO WATCH HIM.
MACKATTACK1970 3 years ago
dane cook is boring, and unfunny
Dakashizzlenizzle 3 years ago
Dane Cook must die! Anyone who thinks he's funny also deserves to die!
newmanfrigan 3 years ago
I don't talk to people who like Dane Cook.
bighairyfrog 3 years ago
Dane cook is horrible...his fans are shit and so is HE!!!
sexiashley08 3 years ago
hes not funny
1lalaland 3 years ago
Dane Cook SUCKS! He's just a screaming spazz with ZERO talent, who just jumps around and says the DUMBEST shit. He sucks more ass than Queen Latifah's lipo-surgeon! Meanwhile his brain-dead fans scream even louder. That stupid little hand-signal is part for the douche-bag course, and he ACES it! Dane Cook is Carlos Mencia's personal bitch.
kungfu2u2 3 years ago
Very funny rant.
Dane Cook SUCKS DICK
pixiesmachine 3 years ago
What would George Carlin, Sam Kinison, and Bill Hicks say if they saw this hack at the top. Well, George Carlin did, but I doubt he payed attention to him.
RagingBalto 3 years ago
What would Bill Hicks, George Carlin, and Rodney Dangerfield say if they saw this fucker at the top of comedy?
I really know how you feel toward the end with the whole toilet thing.
RagingBalto 3 years ago
"Yeah. Now he is in charge of the country." xD
12345omga 3 years ago
Dane cook is terrible I don't understand how he ever got famous. Nothing he says is funny it all sounds like something a little kid would say.
dallascowboys11179 3 years ago
Dane Cook only appeals to the lowest common denominator rejects of this world. Stand up is one of the last venues for true creative entertainment. Dane Cook is awful and does nothing for real standup comedians. amazingly, we allow this crap to pass as funny because all his fans are as bland and normal as he is. He tries to make up for his mediocrity by flailing his limbs and ripping off his shirt but anyone with a brain will see right through his shit...
campaign against dane
neverpastnever 3 years ago
Dane Cook only appeals to the lowest common denominator rejects of this world. Stand up is one of the last venues for true creative entertainment. Dane Cook is awful and does nothing for real standup comedians. amazingly, we allow this crap to pass as funny because all his fans are as bland and normal as he is. He tries to make up for his mediocrity by flailing his limbs and ripping off his shirt but anyone with a brain will see right through his shit...
campaign against dane
neverpastnever 3 years ago
I won't say your comments are wrong. I agree with many of them. But at the same time, I think what makes good comedy depends on the person watching it. Some people think fart jokes are hilarious, and I don't. But somehow, to them, it's funny. And of course people will stand up for those they like.
Besides all that, yeah. I like Dane Cook but you're right about the dinosaur noises and humping. And you're pretty funny :)
ShiningLunae 3 years ago
your just jealous
that's all
ColSanders111 3 years ago
I'm a little indifferent about my feelings towards Dane Cook, mostly cuz I like him in Waiting, I will say that it is absolutely offensive how many viewers on here defend Dane Cook to the death, but when someone talks shit about Bill Hicks, barely anyone blinks
GiveItToMeOneTime 3 years ago
AMEN brother. I'm with you all the way.
omarcuellar2 3 years ago
Dane Cook is not funny.
RpMaGiK 3 years ago
a little harsh.... and i'm sure the Amish are fine.
rachelward2005 3 years ago
dane cook sucks he should take lessons from conan
vill5263 3 years ago
Mitch Hedberg and Jim Gaffigan for life!! Dane Cook fuckin blows!!!!!
SpraynardKruger00 3 years ago
i agree. dane cooks sucks ass. he's a terrible comedian.
fdakis 3 years ago
Thank you.
fatchickenswitnoribs 3 years ago
Hell yea all my friends love him and until now you pointed out that i really hate him lol
kevinbean911 3 years ago
Dan Cook REALLY REALLY sucks
Joesphfffffff 3 years ago 33
funny stuff
NeoCritical 3 years ago
i go to high school where all the dane cook fanboys are at. it pisses me off. they need to know real comedy like Richard Pryor, Lily Tomlin, Lenny Bruce, Andy Kaufman, and Steve Martin and not a hack like Dane Cook.
NewMadrid01 3 years ago 9
Dane Cook is better off dead.
pwnmaster666 3 years ago 13
at my school whoever likes dane cook gets his ass kicked
fullmetalsnake51 3 years ago 7
DANE COOK ISN'T EVEN FUNNY.
6kuronix 3 years ago 12
so true bro! i like the first terradactile impersonation, hahaaaa! thats him alright.
aye, what about Doug Benson?
ogporage 3 years ago
Have to admit that i thought the first show i saw of his i thought was funny, but at least after downloading another show of his i realized on my own how unfunny he was rather than people who realized he was a douche bag he is after hearing other people she so.
ryanp123456 3 years ago
say**
ryanp123456 3 years ago
Bravo, Bravo, and again, Bravo!
powermauer 3 years ago
Yes it's sad that his voice sounds like that.
willymcgee42 3 years ago
I so agree that Dane Cook sucks ass. And I also agree his fans are even worse then him. So Dane Cook is one of those guys I hate because he makes me think worse of other people. But true, his fans are all in HS so...
willymcgee42 3 years ago 3
all the big defenders of Dane cook are highschool kids at best, too young to understand real humor...dane cook is HORRIBLE.
sexiashley08 3 years ago 6
word haha so true
bradd1212 3 years ago
dude ur so right, dane cook is a dick, hes about as funny as bob saget jokes
sd3233 3 years ago
Fuckin agree
acidburnben 3 years ago
fuck you you damn piece of shit, Dane Cook is hilarious. If you want to hate him go ahead, but don't start posting comments and vids acting like tough shit cuz you're not.
peinthegod12 3 years ago
He is just like Carlos M. He butchers jokes and the ones that are his suck so bad it isnt even funny.
acidburnben 3 years ago
this guy is a fuck hole. he has nothing better to do than make an 8 min video about hating dane cook. fuck you dairyland retard. if you even paid attention to dane's jokes for more than 12 seconds, you'd probably find them funny as shit. dairyland don should get a fucking life instead of wasting his time making hate vids. so fuck off
spark1746 3 years ago
"he's the type of guy to rape you while you're bent over doing your gardening, and not even have the courtesy to give you a reach around". I'm pretty sure I've heard this on a stand up comedy bit before.
omgahamsandwich 3 years ago
everybody in the 909 has fucked jessica alba.
monkeyjeebusx420 3 years ago
dane cook sucks so does jeff dunham. if you find someone attractive fine. but hes not fucking funny. im not jealous im pissed cause i will never get those wasted minutes back. people act like i raped their mothers the way they defend his bullshit.
monkeyjeebusx420 3 years ago
I just thinks Dane Cook sucks. Looking for actual talented comedians? Go watch George Carlin or Gilbert Gottfried.
BSbuster06 3 years ago 2
I've come to the conclusion that if you are fucking a Simpson sister, you are a fucking retard.
Dane Cook and Pete Wentz: Who is more annoying? Who is more overrated? Who is more untalented? These are questions we may never know the answers to.
tsman29 3 years ago
And again, if you're going to be so critical of another comic, even though he's a sell-out (cook) and has no thought-out matieral, YOU should be a better example.. but.. you're not. Keep at it.
NuksuiArt 3 years ago
lol
NuksuiArt 3 years ago
I totally agree...I've had sunburns that were funnier then him
Dalbert342 3 years ago
yeah dane cook sucks
murphy9238481 3 years ago
this vid wins!!!!
NewMadrid01 3 years ago
I also hate Dane Cook and wish others that have worked in the business for 15 yrs would get half the credit that douche gets. I wish I'd have seen this back in Jan. I did a speech on "Why You Should Hate Dane Cook" for a persuasive. I hope it worked. Kudos to you.
neilvisnpaigehead 3 years ago
ur funnier than that douche bag dane
trainartat12 3 years ago
dane cook fucking steals jokes from real comedians and to listen to a real comedian who tells jokes not fake ass stories is so much better than wasting ur time watching one of danes faggot ass routines....go watch mitch hedberg...thatsa real comedian for u
ramonesmania24 3 years ago
Dane Cook strikes me as someone who is there for the younger/moronic audiance. He screams a lot (which is always a cheap thing to do in comedy), and says stuff like "if I was "black" I'd be like "black"! Thats it. I
have yet to have a friend who likes him (well my friends are older and smart). Plus his movies are just awful! If you notice his popularity is going down along with his variety of material. He is just a fad. Oh and FUCK DANE COOK!
LightYagami109 3 years ago
the only people who likes dane cook are either twelweyear olds or dumb people.
Massivecarcrash 3 years ago
high five! i dont lik him either he sucks!
tueyork92 3 years ago
Fuck Dane Cook. He's barely any talent, but his audience: teenage girls that have no mind of their own.
RedWaterSplash1 3 years ago 3
SO fuckin true. Most of the girls I know love him, for reasons I have no idea.
Redgrant80 3 years ago
Dane Cook can be funny but is vasting overrated. I don't mind this video that much for that reason, because there are many, many more comedians who have more talent than Dane Cook he's more of an actor now anyways. He hasn't made anything good yet other than being a side character in "Waiting."
SkipperQ 3 years ago
Dane cook sucks...
Sivratfosho 3 years ago
Doesn't suck, you suck and your rants are horrible maybe you should talk to your family or someone who actually gives a crap,he does make dinosaur noises but thats just to go along with the story/event and can you stop making all these videos it wasting their time watching you attempt to be cool because in real life your not.
Stealthezz 3 years ago
and yes fuck him
HurricaneReign3 3 years ago
Dane Cook doesnt know what a punch line is
HurricaneReign3 3 years ago 2
Yea his movies aren't bad but yea his Stand up is retarded. It pisses me of that people laugh at stuff that isnt even funny. Vicious Circle pissed me off sooo bad.
Platoon212 3 years ago 3
Perfect ; Dane Cook does suck - And also realized none of his jokes have puns...
Dilnn 3 years ago
LOL....at the primetime listings....also the fag thing is uncalled for.
Chitenza 3 years ago
Dane Cook sucks, I don't need list any reasons why... if you had even had half a braincell it's painfully obvious.
ochobit 3 years ago
haha i love how he gives reasons why dane cook sucks... oh wait he doesnt... lol what a cock sucker
spadedace87 3 years ago
Plain rubbish!!!!!!!
jimmy20times 3 years ago
I think Dane Cook is a fucking Pirate, a thief a watered down clown for the sheep people, the people who look around to see who's laughing and laugh based on their reaction.
The sad thing about your video, its so unfunny and you are trying so hard to be funny, Dane Cook maybe shit but your way shitter.
jimmy20times 3 years ago 3
I like dane cook...but that was fucking hilarious ha ha
"note to self...apologize to everyone i know"
XxWickedXPixiexX 3 years ago
i dont like ALL his jokes but he is good when he really goes mental.
thatsthewayitgoes08 3 years ago
dane cook is the best comedian to ever live
titofrank09 3 years ago
Dane Cool gargles big hairy donkey balls and steals jokes!!!! No one else in the comedy business like him either i don't think because i have heard so many comedians making fun of him. its hilarious
mulder1079 3 years ago
I FUCKING LOVE YOU! no homo. deep down, dane fagot cook is a fucking doushebag. i really think your cool cuz most white peopl LOVE him. your not the first, but it's hard to find people like you. all of us dane cook haters should join together and kick his ass for making bad jokes.
aznpimp 3 years ago
I love you.
sec2 3 years ago
Shut up.
Idiot. You're drinking so, you are a moron.
I respect your opinion about Dane Cook. I love Dane Cook, but w/e.
Kiuki77 3 years ago
i personly think dane is a pretty funny, but im not gunna call u an ass, because thats your opinion, and i respect that u speak your mind...
babyjuicy2 3 years ago
Nothing really to do with Dane Cook, just in general brah.
phileagfan 3 years ago
yes, you are the moron
metallideth83 3 years ago
I'm no moron bro. Why do you hate Dane Cook so much. And if you say that he steals material, I need to see proof. I saw/heard some of the things he supposedly stole, and it's all so general. Like naming your kids and shit like that. A lot of comedians do that shit.
phileagfan 3 years ago
Haha. It's funny how Dane Cook's fans always rush in to defend him. It's such an outrage that people think he sucks! "Holy shit! Lynch him! Hang him high! He doesn't like Dane Cook! DIE!!!!!"
People like that I find more funny than Dane (which isn't saying much) but yeah, that's how much I think he sucks. Deal with it. There's no need to masturbate over Dane Cook. There's porn for that.
Cheers!
rob062388 3 years ago 4
Dane Cooke desperately needs to be hit by a bus.
goof47 3 years ago 4
Dane Cook is not funny. His 'brand' of comedy is mindless and obnoxious. True comedy is fueled by intellegence and irony... Dane lacks the former.
shaggie07 4 years ago 3
the whole point of comedy is "mindlessness" and "obnoxiousness" as you put it. Dane has the biggest fan base of any comedian out there today, and sorry you have to be so miserable and not like him. grow up.
phileagfan 4 years ago
oh WOW learn to fucking spell, your the kind of person that makes everyone who likes dane cook look like total and complete asses. which they are?
kevman5 4 years ago
screw you
jigsawz666 4 years ago
Is that really going to change my or anyones opinion on Dane cook sucking? or his fans being totally oblivious to the fact?
kevman5 4 years ago
And dont ever say dane cook makes an ass of himself, cuz even if he duz, it makes people laf. THATS WUT COMEDIANS DO! and U make an ass uf urself making this video, so WTF!
D33MUN 4 years ago